As we all know and we find out even more, laws, do not reply to any of them and they will get away with anything they want to, welcome to America 2025 and beyond.
@@lhoward9593 Actually, according to The Hill: While Ethics Committee rules say that members may earn up to $31,815 per year outside of their congressional salary, there are limitations on how they may do so. One of the rules in the code of conduct dictates House members “may not accept an honorarium for a speech, a writing for publication, or other similar activity,” with a speech being defined as an “address, oration, talk, lecture, or other form of oral presentation, whether delivered in person, transmitted electronically, recorded, or broadcast over the media.”
Thanks, neighbor! I hope you had a happy Thanksgiving too last Halloween, or whenever it was. Seriously, none of us want the tariffs. Okay, some do want the tariffs, but they don't want the result of the tariffs. That's worth something, eh? ♥ from Minnesota! (We don't want no stinking tariffs!)
Thank you, Orchid2223! I am sooo sorry about the tariffs, not that it will affect you as much as us, but he's just offensive all around, and I'm sorry you and the rest of the world have to deal with him, too. Sending love. (Got a spare visa or green card handy, btw? lol)
I learned today that Mexico just elected their first woman president, and that their election was between 2 women candidates. Thank you Mexico for leading by example, I hope someday we can make good choices too.
I've got a passport and my mom was born in Canada and all her family was Canadian, so I'm ready to make that move if I have to. Do you have a spare room?
Sobbing with laughter all the way through the things Thanksgiving “we are thankful “section. I’m thankful to each one of you in the TH-cam community that are supportive, kind, uplifting, and therefore, each other when things are rough. Please have a safe, enjoyable, and wonderful holiday with those that you love, even if they are not your blood family.
It’s not over. If we bow down to Trump’s rhetoric, it’s gonna be another 4 years of dictatorship after 2028. There is still a chance to take over Congress to limit Trump’s power… in 2026
He won't for long. Trump will have full reign on media and he will clip the wings off of anyone that doesn't bow. Remember when is started last time and his staff went around the table and gushed over and over how they loved him and what an honor it was. That was nothing. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a thrown made of gold this time. I kept saying nothing surprises me anymore but he did almost every day. Now he knows how to wield his power and the right voters that put him there won't know what hit them when he rips their rights away from them. Maybe even taking their guns just before he says he should get another 4 years without an election. Oh,,, I remember he already said that a few times in rallies.
And they gave your country away, and your kids, grandkids [don't know what you have]. They just gave it away. Because some guy [the first guy that came along] said he could solve all their problems and he was the only one that could, and they swallowed it hook, line and sinker, just like a sucker fish.
@@joehart103 If the families are cool to shun someone for _not_ liking a sex offender, they don't sounds like family you should be around. They seem like the kind of people you wouldn't want to leave your kinds unattended with.
Business Insider and Newsweek both have articles talking about how the account "may have" violated rules of the House of Representatives. In short: it isn't allowed. That's why it's not there anymore.
I believe that's why she dropped Cameo so quickly. Someone much smarter than her (which is most people, actually) probably informed her that it was actually illegal.
The reason it is so hard to come to terms with our fellow citizens who voted for Trump, has nothing to do with politics, rather it's about morality in it's most basic form.
Morality? You say this as biden is trying to start ww3, not to mentioned the thousands of kids who have been trafficked due to open boarders. It's a joke and you're clueless of what is really going on
Right! Imagine if we all just agreed with the morality of the party who is for murdering babies under the guise of ‘choice’, chemically castrating children under the guise of ‘healthcare’, forced vaccines (the same my body my choice hypocrites) and lockdowns under the guise of ‘public safety’, and the same ‘moral’ people who would force girls to compete with boys and cry about ‘equality’. Clearly you all lost and are so completely out of touch with reality and the world around you that you really think your are in the minority of ‘moral superiority’. Clearly there’s a delusion in our country and the fruits of your party are evident.
7:03 "Mexico makes all kinds of things, they make cars, they make trucks, they make instruments, they make the best damn late night sidekicks in the world" You nailed it Jimmy ❤
Imagine actually liking this show that has a toddler who cries about our president and acts like he’s financially effected by trumps win when he lives in a million dollar mansion with no worries, how pathetic 😂it’s a sad world for people like you, wake up 🤦🏻
@Alex-zi1nb ok sorry but no way has he been a lame duck! You should take a poll on how many feel like you and myself to the fact that he should use his right to that new immunity rule, now.
Thank you President Joe Biden. I am grateful that you passed many historic bills and that you showed us what a man with decency, integrity, empathy and morality looks like.. Thank you Mr President. ❤
I'm thankful that the only traveling I'll be doing this Thursday is from my bed to the bathroom, then the kitchen, then the couch in my living room, and then throughout the day, miscellaneous trips again back to the bathroom and kitchen...
I'm a Canadian but I can imagine that this would be the most awkward family gathering, well, since 2016 and 2020. Another tip for the holidays, just invite those of the same persuasion and tell everyone else Thanksgiving is cancelled.
In the last four years, if Jimmy had spent 1/10 of his Trump bashing time showing America how old Biden was Democrats could have had an open election process and defeated the soon to be Toddler in Trump.
I was in Mexico back 2009, the people there couldn't have been more welcoming, actually had more issues coming back home! At any rate, Happy Food Chaos Day to you all!
Canada may splat trump with more than 25% tariff on electricity and we supply the USA with 60% of their oil and natural gas supply as per our deputy minister announcement. Be very careful, Trump. Moreso, the strong Mexican female president (trump hates this type of female) also warned Trump that Mexico will not lay down and accept such a tariff. USA guess where you get yr fruits and vegetables?
@@beatlloydy Not all. I’m proud to say I’m a native of the bright blue northeastern region. You know, where the intelligence quotient is highly concentrated. I’ve always maintained there’s not much between here and California and the last contentious election proved me right.
Yet you all turned your back on him and voted for the woman who ran a coup against him. He most likely would have beat Trump if democracy was real and the oeople select their candidate
I feel so much better when I see Jimmy meltdown in tears like I do. He helps me through knowing we only have about three more months until we no longer will exist.
I hate to even talk about it but it is something that has to be faced. They better not go there is all I have to say. I'm 61 and I don't have that much GAF left in me.
My future is akin to a dazzling diamond, radiating brilliance 💎, and it shines as brightly as a majestic star, destined for greatness among the galaxies! ✨ Donald Trump is making America Great again ❤️🇺🇸🫶🏼 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
You all really have to tune in with Jimmy Kimmel's opening monolog to understand in a nutshell what is presently going on in this crazy world. Keep up the great work Jimmy!
May Americans get through the next four years relatively unscathed. And, if doing so, having learned a valuable lesson on just how fragile and under appreciated our democratic republic truly is. I’ll drink to that!
May Americans become so disgusted and exhausted by the next 4 years that they learn to shut off their phones, computers, TV's and radios, and restrict the amount of information they consume.
@@runnergo1398 150 billion USD on mi-grants, 83 billion on war, 42 billion on internet infrastructure that connected zero homes, 40 year high inflation, a party that tried to run a woman that managed to spend 1 billion in weeks on a campaign and went 20 million into debt who was our vice president. And he's the one that's terrible?
My mom made a good point about those tariffs on Mexico. Most of our avocados come from Mexico. Trump is basically going to jack up the price of guacamole right before the Super Bowl. 😬
Vice President tRump won't care. He will have avocados flown in on one of his jets and skirt the tariffs. It will be an "official act." VP tRump and President Leon Tusk will have the chips and guacamole served by chief lackey JD for the Super Bowl.
@@EricTrent-e2y Everything you buy will be affected. A lot of food Items either come from outside the US, or they still need to buy stuff to produce it. Meat? You know most of what's fed to animals isn't grown in the Us. Vegetables, Corn, basically everything. You need a lot of heavy machinery. Not only are a lot of those parts from outside the US. And you can' just make them, their is a lot of Infrastruktur involved to set up industries. And even if, you need the base material, like metal. Which the US don't have. And don't get me startet on oil. Even with his plants to drill, you need a clear transition plan. Also a lot of foods just can't grow in the US, Beans for Chocolate? Almost all tropical fruits, Coffee. And as mentioned a lot of things that could grown in the US is imported too. And you can't just buy it from producers in the US if their aren't any, or not enough And what with Phones or electronics? You need at the very least chips, from mostly Taiwan. A lot of medications are from in India. Even Videogames, a lot of developers aren't from the US, if you like video games, they gonna be more expensive, with devices, and your power bill too.
Tomatoes. Most of the tomatoes sold in the USA come from Mexico, especially in the winter. Think about how much the tomato the average person consumes in the USA, whether as tomatoes garnishing food, as ketchup, any tomato based sauce such as in Italian food... A 20 percent tariff on import gets increased by a percentage every step along the way, because profit margins are measured in percentages, not dollar figures. Therefore, to maintain margins, the price can't just increase but the amount being charged by the US government, but by a percentage on top of that. If the price of something goes up 20 percent for the importer, odds are it goes up 40 percent for the grocer, and 80 percent for the consumer.
It's easy. Just say, "You won, shut-up." "You should be happy, why are you so mad?" "No, I am not hanging out with you." "I'm not mad, I don't care how you feel." "It's not about politics, it's about morals, ethics, decency and the law."
I´m an American living in Sweden and we dont celebrate Thanksgiving. But I will say thank you today for your opening monologue, Jimmy! Totally cracked me up! 😂 You and your staff help me survive these horrific times. ❤
I understand that certain European countries are offering up homes for American ex-pats looking to move. I think some people believe all Americans are uber-wealthy. The 1%-ers support Trump whose policies they will benefit from. The majority of MAGA are “blue-collar Joes” who fall victim to Faux5 and other “misinformation sources.” Trump himself said “I love the uneducated” _he omitted the “because they’re easy to control” part_
We're skipping thanksgiving with the larger extended family. We're skipping the fights and all the hate from our loonie MAGA relatives, and will have a much calmer, more wholesome day!
Ordinary guy who’s trying to launch ww3 just as he leaves office… all who believe this prove how brainwashed you are from the media teat that you have fed from which has left you clearly in the minority of thought. I pray for your minds to open.
I dont know why him nicking the roll and eating little pieces off it made me giggle, I think it had something to do with the guy next to him constantly looking back 😂
@@forgeustiss6667Technically. And bananas are berries and strawberries are not. Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruit. Wisdom is knowing they don't go in a fruit salad.
People keep mentioning the price of acocados. The price of EVERYTHING will increase, and the value of the dollar will drop. I expect somebody to talk Turmpf out of his tariff plan, (or quite likely it will just be another promise he doesn't keep), because anybody in his orbit with basic knowledge of economics knows that it will be a catastrophe for rich and poor alike, and can't be allowed to happen.
@@edwardhartman4605they tell the truths the MSM gloss over or ignore completely. They're not funny to maga losers because they hate anyone pointing out the maga party and it's leader's lies and gaslighting, and they do it with wit and stellar writing. Magats are humorless by nature
@@KeiVeureschy777you shouldn't worry about it, right? Congress, Senate, Presidency and Supreme court. Let's see how you pull off "deep state and fake media against us, fighters" this time.
America will put these tariffs on Canada, Canada in return will have to raise the prices on goods we export to you to make up for the imposed tariff. In return your consumers will end up paying for the tariff because they will have to increase prices to match with ours to make a profit. So things will only be more expensive for you in the long run. Make sense?
Even beyond boycotting, a lot of Canadians probably won't want to vacation or spend time in the U.S for the next four years. I'm Canadian, and a fair number of people here regularly visit or even have summer/winter homes in the U.S. During Trump's last presidency, every single one of those people that I knew expressed reluctance at going back there again, or stopped altogether. They either said that it didn't feel safe, or that they weren't comfortable living there under the circumstances. I can only imagine the same thing will happen this time around.
@@Jaren929Jaren My future is akin to a dazzling diamond, radiating brilliance 💎, and it shines as brightly as a majestic star, destined for greatness among the galaxies! ✨ Donald Trump is making America Great again ❤️🇺🇸🫶🏼 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
My future is akin to a dazzling diamond, radiating brilliance 💎, and it shines as brightly as a majestic star, destined for greatness among the galaxies! ✨ Donald Trump is making America Great again ❤️🇺🇸🫶🏼 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@Tadicuslegion78 could also ask where the 8M voters that showed up last election where they were this time. Might’ve helped close the gap but yeah it’s the fault of the people who performed their civic duty 🫡
All I can say is OMG! I wondered where Joe Arpaio ended up. 😳 I'm from Arizona... and I'm sorry. 😒 Next up, Kari Lake? SHEESH!!! I can't take it anymore. 😭
Oh, you must not have heard, Trump is cutting gas in half by May. You didn't hear that? And actually all your engergy costs are going to be cut in half by May. So, relax.
Thank you Jimmy for keeping it real, always. Too bad 1/2 of the voters weren't tuning in. Now all of us ,we all have to deal with these sad, sickening results for the next four years. We all need to be prayed for!!!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving to you ,your family and your amazing staff
Yep. We all have to deal with the country being dead and public enemy no 1. The environment being up in smoke, women losing personal rights to their bodies, immigrant lives at jeopardy, and relations between other countries are at risk.
I am thankful for getting to watch these monologue's on TH-cam hours before the show airs in my timezone. I am also thankful Jimmy will have so much content for the next 4 years.
We don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Norway, but I'm so thankful for this show! It sure is a huge help to stay positive in a dark world.
Yes, Losing in a landslide - seems like screaming louder won't change the outcome! 🤫
World's getting brighter...Trump WON
Don't worry, the sun will shine again in the spring...
@@KeiVeureschy777He barely got 50% of the popular vote. Not a landslide.
@@KeiVeureschy777sore winner much?
As a sitting member of Congress congress, she is legally not allowed to do this kind of money raising.
As we all know and we find out even more, laws, do not reply to any of them and they will get away with anything they want to, welcome to America 2025 and beyond.
I don't think there's a law against it. It was one of those norms that MAGA regularly breaks.
@@lhoward9593 Actually, according to The Hill:
While Ethics Committee rules say that members may earn up to $31,815 per year outside of their congressional salary, there are limitations on how they may do so. One of the rules in the code of conduct dictates House members “may not accept an honorarium for a speech, a writing for publication, or other similar activity,” with a speech being defined as an “address, oration, talk, lecture, or other form of oral presentation, whether delivered in person, transmitted electronically, recorded, or broadcast over the media.”
She's a pole dancing member of congress. Always a loophole.
@@lhoward9593 No. it's illegal. Members of Congress can't even receive gifts of clothing, etc.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ...love from Canada
Thank you
Merci beaucoup
Congratulations President Trumpy bear!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Merry Christmas!!!
Thanks, neighbor! I hope you had a happy Thanksgiving too last Halloween, or whenever it was. Seriously, none of us want the tariffs. Okay, some do want the tariffs, but they don't want the result of the tariffs. That's worth something, eh? ♥ from Minnesota! (We don't want no stinking tariffs!)
Thank you, Orchid2223! I am sooo sorry about the tariffs, not that it will affect you as much as us, but he's just offensive all around, and I'm sorry you and the rest of the world have to deal with him, too. Sending love. (Got a spare visa or green card handy, btw? lol)
@@janeh6217lol we got you ! ❤
I am thankful for Jimmy, Guillermo, the band, and your great writers.
Am thankful atleast Israel will stop bombing Beirut after ceasefire!
@@EricTrent-e2ywhy are you here?
@@EricTrent-e2yYour opinion doesn’t matter.
😂 you must like them you came to comment!
@wgooetrik, They're around because everyone has fled x. Turns out they don't like being ignored. 😂😂
Thank you for you Jimmy Kimmel
I am so glad that you are not demure!❤🎉
I vote you man of the year...
Kimmel is one of the puppets.
Blessed are the meek... but also the funny. 🙂
@@KeiVeureschy777 No, Trump is your President Putin's puppet.
@@KeiVeureschy777 Oh, that we could have more puppets like Jimmey.
@KeiVeureschy777 Go away maga and eat your eggs
Thank you too, Jimmy & team. Love yall right back 🖤 Thanks for being there.
Boebert had to leave Cameo because her being there as a sitting member of Congress was illegal.
Are you sure? She is repu..
How else is Russia supposed to send her money, come on be reasonable
Illegal😂
This sounds correct. Members of Congress can't even receive gifts of clothing, etc.
@@TheDeacon-z9m And insurrectionists can't run for president...🙄
Happy Thanksgiving from Dresden, Germany, to all Americans. 🎉❤
Happy Thanksgiving from Ohio, U.S.A.
coincidentally my birthday this time around. Danke!
Same to you from Az 💕
How happy can it be when half of Americans just elected a fascist for president
Can I seek asylum? Lol
I learned today that Mexico just elected their first woman president, and that their election was between 2 women candidates. Thank you Mexico for leading by example, I hope someday we can make good choices too.
I'm just thankful that, as a Canadian, Thanksgiving is behind me for another year.
Next year Pierre Poilievre 2025 for Prime Minister! Take DEI & WOKE out of the schools & work place!
I've got a passport and my mom was born in Canada and all her family was Canadian, so I'm ready to make that move if I have to. Do you have a spare room?
@@Bugtortoise👋🏻
As Randy Quaid found out; we are picky.
Our Thanksgiving was in October.
Sobbing with laughter all the way through the things Thanksgiving “we are thankful “section. I’m thankful to each one of you in the TH-cam community that are supportive, kind, uplifting, and therefore, each other when things are rough. Please have a safe, enjoyable, and wonderful holiday with those that you love, even if they are not your blood family.
It’s not over. If we bow down to Trump’s rhetoric, it’s gonna be another 4 years of dictatorship after 2028. There is still a chance to take over Congress to limit Trump’s power… in 2026
Thank you!! To you and your family as well!! ❤
That's not a sign of healthy activity, talk to someone.
We don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Europe but I send you all my best wishes. The next four years are going to be hard for all of us.
@@gamezonereactions8388What?!? I don’t think you know the meaning of healthy if you are still so under Trump’s influence. 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Jimmy! Keep bringing the laughs! We're definitely going to need them.♥️
Praying trump doesn't actually come after him and the other high-profile late night comedy shows.
Lol Jimmy keep us laughing. Thankyou
Kimmel is one of the puppets.
@@KeiVeureschy777 You should know, having a hand up your's
He won't for long. Trump will have full reign on media and he will clip the wings off of anyone that doesn't bow. Remember when is started last time and his staff went around the table and gushed over and over how they loved him and what an honor it was. That was nothing. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a thrown made of gold this time. I kept saying nothing surprises me anymore but he did almost every day. Now he knows how to wield his power and the right voters that put him there won't know what hit them when he rips their rights away from them. Maybe even taking their guns just before he says he should get another 4 years without an election. Oh,,, I remember he already said that a few times in rallies.
@@BugtortoiseUp his puppet?
@@lk3309 Up his puppet. You heard me. 😁
11:12 Real simple, I don’t talk my family anymore. I just can’t be around people that voted for a sex offender, among other things.
Same. Don't need their bigotry in my life
Your families probably feel the same about yall
It’s a big weight lifted when you realize you don’t have to be around them just cause they’re “family.”
And they gave your country away, and your kids, grandkids [don't know what you have]. They just gave it away. Because some guy [the first guy that came along] said he could solve all their problems and he was the only one that could, and they swallowed it hook, line and sinker, just like a sucker fish.
@@joehart103 If the families are cool to shun someone for _not_ liking a sex offender, they don't sounds like family you should be around. They seem like the kind of people you wouldn't want to leave your kinds unattended with.
Jimmy helps most of us getting ready to try and survive a very UGLY time in US History. May it be brief.
🙏🏼
There is no getting ready for what trump and his goons may come up with, it can change hour to hour.
@@andersandersen6295he loves being an hourly news blast, sooo effin tedious.
@@intomnia3313Trump most assuredly is, you’re not wrong!
Would y’all like to leave America now? If so, please take Kamuala with y’all to Uganda! 😩
Are you starting to pack your bags yet? 🤔
"Tariff of Nottingham" ...so refreshing Jimmy..Canada Loves You . Everyone Welcome
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You deportables are "Friar Tucked"
Good one
@@evamclaughlin1585❤🇨🇦
You might need to give him and his family a safe haven!
Keep up the good work, Jimmy. Don't let up on dump and his swamp
@@esthermoctezuma1048 democrats are the swamp. Your getting flushed.....
That should not be allowed. She is supposed to be serving her constituents and not her bank account
Business Insider and Newsweek both have articles talking about how the account "may have" violated rules of the House of Representatives. In short: it isn't allowed. That's why it's not there anymore.
….and a felon shouldn’t be able to be president but here we are 😂
I believe that's why she dropped Cameo so quickly. Someone much smarter than her (which is most people, actually) probably informed her that it was actually illegal.
The GOP seems to like doing lots of things that should not be or are not allowed. And their supporters are constantly making excuses for it.
Tell that to a great many Republicans. Trumpy at the top of the list .
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!🦃🥰
Natives should’ve known better
You, too!
You too Brenda.
Happy Thanksgiving to you & yours too! 🥧🦃🗽💙
Will be a very happy tgiving this year now that we have univited any of our maga relatives
Thank you Jimmy and team for all the laughs!!! Happy Thanksgiving 🎉🎉Your are a beacon of light in a very uncertain time. ❤ 🇬🇧
The reason it is so hard to come to terms with our fellow citizens who voted for Trump, has nothing to do with politics, rather it's about morality in it's most basic form.
I wish more voters had understood this.
Morality? You say this as biden is trying to start ww3, not to mentioned the thousands of kids who have been trafficked due to open boarders. It's a joke and you're clueless of what is really going on
Idk I pretty sure the role of president has a lot to do with politics
@@boboman-98 political matters during this time and age have boiled down to basic moral conflicts, which portray specific political stances.
Right! Imagine if we all just agreed with the morality of the party who is for murdering babies under the guise of ‘choice’, chemically castrating children under the guise of ‘healthcare’, forced vaccines (the same my body my choice hypocrites) and lockdowns under the guise of ‘public safety’, and the same ‘moral’ people who would force girls to compete with boys and cry about ‘equality’.
Clearly you all lost and are so completely out of touch with reality and the world around you that you really think your are in the minority of ‘moral superiority’. Clearly there’s a delusion in our country and the fruits of your party are evident.
7:03 "Mexico makes all kinds of things, they make cars, they make trucks, they make instruments, they make the best damn late night sidekicks in the world"
You nailed it Jimmy ❤
@@EricTrent-e2y
You’re an angry troll. 😂
@@EricTrent-e2ywhy? It was progressives that built US. Not you conservatives. You move.
Guillermo!!!!!
Imagine actually liking this show that has a toddler who cries about our president and acts like he’s financially effected by trumps win when he lives in a million dollar mansion with no worries, how pathetic 😂it’s a sad world for people like you, wake up 🤦🏻
Joe Biden is just adorable 😍🥰💚 love ya Joe
@Alex-zi1nb ok sorry but no way has he been a lame duck!
You should take a poll on how many feel like you and myself to the fact that he should use his right to that new immunity rule, now.
Thank you President Joe Biden. I am grateful that you passed many historic bills and that you showed us what a man with decency, integrity, empathy and morality looks like.. Thank you Mr President. ❤
@@Alex-zi1nb
Send Seal Team 6?!! WTF is the matter with you? All in for murdering opponents? You're on the wrong side sweetie 🙄
@@Alex-zi1nb In theory the DoJ does not take orders. It's called separation of powers.
We admire the winning team, but love the losing one
Bobert should be supporting her son who is facing charges, instead of attacking the innocent American people 🤔
You are a little late to the party, he's already been through court.......
So your point.
Oop. I need to go Google that...I missed that nugget.
I hope her husband has gotten help for his little “indecent exposure” issue.
Rep. Bloebert brought a new meaning to reaching across the aisle. She's always willing to give a Democrat a hand.
@@baconstrips6260just for the hell of it....he got a teeny touch on his entitled wrist..it's that two tier justice system trump talks about
Dear Jimmy, from Australia- we really need your humour and wit. Thank you.
You can have him. We don’t want him here in America
Why? While he is obviously witty, it's not like he has in depth knowledge of Australia to draw from
I'm so grateful to Jimmy for getting us through these dark times with laughter.
Haha. Trump 2024.
Say no to Communism and Fascism! 🇺🇸❤️🎉🎉🎉
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@KeiVeureschy777 The smart people did unlike you maga
@@None-ya-t6eNone
Losing in a landslide - seems like screaming louder won't change the outcome! 🤫
Same here. I wish Carolla was on the same side too.
I'm thankful that the only traveling I'll be doing this Thursday is from my bed to the bathroom, then the kitchen, then the couch in my living room, and then throughout the day, miscellaneous trips again back to the bathroom and kitchen...
Very wise indeed
I'm a Canadian but I can imagine that this would be the most awkward family gathering, well, since 2016 and 2020. Another tip for the holidays, just invite those of the same persuasion and tell everyone else Thanksgiving is cancelled.
LOL 😂
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and a special thank you to Jimmy and Guillermo for telling the truth about Trump and helping to preserve our sanity!
You lost the election, it's time to try some reflection and introspection, please feel free to google those and apply as needed.
Look at the bright side, Kimmel’s guaranteed 4 more years of content.
@@The_Crucible714 Political activist content that used to be comedy.
In the last four years, if Jimmy had spent 1/10 of his Trump bashing time showing America how old Biden was Democrats could have had an open election process and defeated the soon to be Toddler in Trump.
Most of the country seems to disagree though. Can you remind me again during Trump's first term how tariffs created inflation?
As someone from mexico it always makes me really happy when jimmy recognizes and celebrates guillermo
He's an absolute star, and a credit to Mexico. Such a sharp wit and intellect.
I was in Mexico back 2009, the people there couldn't have been more welcoming, actually had more issues coming back home! At any rate, Happy Food Chaos Day to you all!
He knows that Guillermo is the sturdy rock that makes it all possible. Much love to Mexico, from the Netherlands!
As someone from Los Angeles I have to say that Guillermo is a much better late night sidekick than Higgins.
guillermo is a national trewasure
Jimmy you are truly demure. Love your comedy lightness.💙💙💙💙
Most of the north central & eastern US electric bills will be going up 25% as Quebec & Ontario supply a large percentage of power for that area.
Would you like to leave US now? If so, please take Kamuala with you to Uganda! 😩
Are you starting to pack your bags yet? 🤔
Canada may splat trump with more than 25% tariff on electricity and we supply the USA with 60% of their oil and natural gas supply as per our deputy minister announcement. Be very careful, Trump. Moreso, the strong Mexican female president (trump hates this type of female) also warned Trump that Mexico will not lay down and accept such a tariff. USA guess where you get yr fruits and vegetables?
Same on the West
@@KeiVeureschy777
Copy, paste.
@@KeiVeureschy777
Uganda?!! You are hilarious.....
In the midst of the darkness, you shine bright like a diamond Jimmy! Thanks for all you do ❤
Jimmy is what REAL bravery in a man looks like, not this phony sh*t so many men tell us bravery is.
Indeed!
@@Bugtortoise 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@gamezonereactions8388
And yet, you’re here… 🤔
Anyone who sees darkness truly deserve the darkness that’s what negative people see
Jimmy don’t be fooled by Guillermo’s Spanish, I can interpret for you. 😂🤣 Feliz dia de accion de gracias, Dios los bendiga siempre, los amo!!
Happy Thanksgiving American families!
Well y'all voted for a turkey😂
@beatlloydy 😅
Thank you. It may be our last one. 😥🗽💙
@@beatlloydy
Not all. I’m proud to say I’m a native of the bright blue northeastern region. You know, where the intelligence quotient is highly concentrated. I’ve always maintained there’s not much between here and California and the last contentious election proved me right.
You win best comment today!@beatlloydy
Jimmy is one of the best out there. 😂Trumps nightmare. Keep it up, Mr.kimmel 😂😂
Jimmy has picked up where Bill Maher left off. Bill has toned down his criticism of Trump and Jimmy has taken over
Best crybabies.
Trump's nightmare lol. Trump could care less about this soon to be has been😂😂😂
@@Centralxx-d8b You kidded yourself about your vote and you're kidding yourself right here. Otherwise you're just another monster .
@@kevinmunger1842Lol ok there buddy! Take a deep breath...
90 million eligible American voters didn't vote. What's that about???
I look at Trump with total horror and disgust he is a disgrace to humanity
Would you like to leave America now? If so, please take Kamuala with you to Uganda! 😩
Are you starting to pack your bags yet? 🤔
@KeiVeureschy777 pretty normal reaction 😊
Then leave America. Trump is for those who love the American flag, dream and people. If you're not for America, then out you go! 😂
@@KeiVeureschy777BOT
Only for you Americans. The rest of us find him hilarious. He is a real orange tool.😊
I love Biden, he reminds me of my Dad. They both have a great sense of humor. 😊
Mine too…💙
Joe is a cool cat.
Yet you all turned your back on him and voted for the woman who ran a coup against him. He most likely would have beat Trump if democracy was real and the oeople select their candidate
I miss my dad so much. I love seeing Joe do things that remind me of him
Me too, I was thinking the same. He is such a real person.
I am grateful we have Jimmy to get us through the next four years
You ain't kidding.
Thank you 😘 🙏 Jimmy Kimmel.
Jimmy and Stephen Colbert are lifesavers during this time
me too
Four years?! You think he's leaving after 4 years? Is that because he respects the constitution?! 🤣
I feel so much better when I see Jimmy meltdown in tears like I do. He helps me through knowing we only have about three more months until we no longer will exist.
I am blessed and grateful 🙏🏽 I pray that Jimmy’s Show will continue through the next four years without any problems 🙏🏽
I hate to even talk about it but it is something that has to be faced. They better not go there is all I have to say. I'm 61 and I don't have that much GAF left in me.
Yea he is gonna heed your prayers!! his show is dog ish
I am sure that you and the 4 other people that watch will be disappointed when Kimmels poorly rated show is canceled.
It won’t
@@toddsalkowski448
Are you one of “the four” or are you just here trolling? 🤔
The word of the year for 2025 will be 'Buffoon' 🤣
Or physcosis
My future is akin to a dazzling diamond, radiating brilliance 💎, and it shines as brightly as a majestic star, destined for greatness among the galaxies! ✨
Donald Trump is making America Great again ❤️🇺🇸🫶🏼
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@KeiVeureschy777sigh
DJT said he loves "the uneducated." Hmmmm....🤔
❤MAGA❤
Let's go. Tariff's on everything. The MAGGAT faithful will feel it the worst.
Wait until they lose their Obama Care that they thought was the ACA!
Wait till they loose their federal job . I know 1...
I'm thankful we have Jimmy and his funny show to get us through these next miserable 4 years.
I’m believing God that Elon and Trump will be exposed before the certification and this circus will leave town.
@@reva0828 You mean cancel season 5?
You still think it will be only 4 years? They are building a Dynasty right under your noses...
I’m thankful for my friends and family, my pets, and my wife
@@marieg4739 I'm thankful I live in Australia. I can't believe Trump and that crude vile clown show will be in power.
I am thankful for humor and those who keep us sane by laughing at situations that could be depressing. 😂
Tariffs 3000 to 4000 more dollars on a car and don't forget your taxes on that and other cost. FOOLS!
Tariffs? How the hell else can Dump screw the poor?
Ending/cutting Medicare, Medicaid, SNAP, Housing, head start, public school.
Let us count the ways.
@@JayneDoe420 Don't forget cutting Social Security.
@JayneDoe420 yep. Why aren't we protesting in streets? I just answer my own question. We libs are AWOL.
@@EricTrent-e2ywhy do you hate women
I so appreciate this guy!
Jimmy Kummel is one of the puppets.
Thankful for you and all your staff. We need the laughs to get us through.
You all really have to tune in with Jimmy Kimmel's opening monolog to understand in a nutshell what is presently going on in this crazy world. Keep up the great work Jimmy!
You got the nutshell right, but you misplaced the nut.
@@gamezonereactions8388 Misplaced him into the White House?
@@trumbley22Exactly!
@@trumbley22 Pretending the last 4 years didn't happen? With 40 year high inflation I might add
@@trumbley22 No wonder you like Jimmy so much, it's because his bad jokes are contagious like a mind virus.
So please I live in New Zealand. A sane country with no Trump.
I’m jealous
May Americans get through the next four years relatively unscathed.
And, if doing so, having learned a valuable lesson on just how fragile and under appreciated our democratic
republic truly is.
I’ll drink to that!
Why? It is what they voted for.
May Americans become so disgusted and exhausted by the next 4 years that they learn to shut off their phones, computers, TV's and radios, and restrict the amount of information they consume.
That's not information they are consuming. That's the problem right there.
That was the lesson from last time. You don't live in a democracy anymore.
@@MD-wv7eeover half of the country did not vote for Cheetolini, so no we all did not vote for this…
We might be unable to celebrate Thanksgiving for the next four years, so Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
💙💙
Keeping us sane with laughter. Happy Thanksgiving Jimmy.
He cried few weeks ago
@@chrisboruch Ya. Because Trump is THAT terrible.
@@runnergo1398 150 billion USD on mi-grants, 83 billion on war, 42 billion on internet infrastructure that connected zero homes, 40 year high inflation, a party that tried to run a woman that managed to spend 1 billion in weeks on a campaign and went 20 million into debt who was our vice president. And he's the one that's terrible?
And sanity is in desperately low supply here in the states... sigh.
Biden is so adorable and endearing. I'm going to miss that so much.
My mom made a good point about those tariffs on Mexico. Most of our avocados come from Mexico. Trump is basically going to jack up the price of guacamole right before the Super Bowl. 😬
Vice President tRump won't care. He will have avocados flown in on one of his jets and skirt the tariffs. It will be an "official act." VP tRump and President Leon Tusk will have the chips and guacamole served by chief lackey JD for the Super Bowl.
@@EricTrent-e2y Everything you buy will be affected. A lot of food Items either come from outside the US, or they still need to buy stuff to produce it. Meat? You know most of what's fed to animals isn't grown in the Us. Vegetables, Corn, basically everything. You need a lot of heavy machinery. Not only are a lot of those parts from outside the US. And you can' just make them, their is a lot of Infrastruktur involved to set up industries. And even if, you need the base material, like metal. Which the US don't have. And don't get me startet on oil. Even with his plants to drill, you need a clear transition plan.
Also a lot of foods just can't grow in the US, Beans for Chocolate? Almost all tropical fruits, Coffee. And as mentioned a lot of things that could grown in the US is imported too. And you can't just buy it from producers in the US if their aren't any, or not enough
And what with Phones or electronics? You need at the very least chips, from mostly Taiwan. A lot of medications are from in India.
Even Videogames, a lot of developers aren't from the US, if you like video games, they gonna be more expensive, with devices, and your power bill too.
Tomatoes. Most of the tomatoes sold in the USA come from Mexico, especially in the winter. Think about how much the tomato the average person consumes in the USA, whether as tomatoes garnishing food, as ketchup, any tomato based sauce such as in Italian food...
A 20 percent tariff on import gets increased by a percentage every step along the way, because profit margins are measured in percentages, not dollar figures. Therefore, to maintain margins, the price can't just increase but the amount being charged by the US government, but by a percentage on top of that. If the price of something goes up 20 percent for the importer, odds are it goes up 40 percent for the grocer, and 80 percent for the consumer.
I'll be honest... I thought Boobert would have joined OF before cameo.
I think she would have, but I heard she had her hand's full.
But what about her "dignity"?😂
Black, white, red brown - she has all the right colours of a certain flag and uniform.
Jimmy is my nightly Xanax in this crazy world
More like cocaine because you got to be really far gone to find anything funny
Bots take Xanax?
@ 🤷🏼♀️
@@RC_928 🤷🏼♀️
@@Pinkieloveryet here you are…?
Thank you Jimmy!❤🩵💙
I love Joe,and so grateful to him for these last four years 🗽🇺🇲
You can't mean Arpaio. I'm holding my tongue today.
Wow, those four years went by so fast.
What? You must've been watching CNN/MSDNC and the other alphabet soup pravda media for the last 4 yrs!! 😂
@@kathyramos6799 ?
@@AnnaMolly1719 "?" What?! Joe Biden was THE worst president in US history.
Paying more for everyday items is tariffic!
😅
Good one! 😂
Yup, can’t wait for voters remorse!
Tarrafying
Can't wait to see what "good" ideas NOWHERE MAN: Pollyanna Polivere will invent to please #45/#47, as he falls into "lock step" as Harper used to.
I am thankful thís Thanksgiving for all the Comedians that make our lives happier Thank you Jimmy Kimmel Enjoy the Joliday
I am thankful to watch Jimmy and his son, Guillermo every night!! Happy Father's Day!
Like satan and demon.
@@KeiVeureschy777Those aren’t real, bud.
@@KeiVeureschy777You mean tRump and Vance are.
It's easy. Just say, "You won, shut-up." "You should be happy, why are you so mad?" "No, I am not hanging out with you." "I'm not mad, I don't care how you feel." "It's not about politics, it's about morals, ethics, decency and the law."
Even his supporters don't stop when you say no.
True they don't stop when u say NO
All excellent responses!
@@barbaramedlock4337
Including trump.
@@EricTrent-e2yYou're being ratioed by a few responders.
Such a shame that Trump dismantled NAFTA. So sorry Canada 🇨🇦 and Mexico 🇲🇽 😢and so sorry USA citizens who will experience further inflation
I'm thankful for Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, Cleto and the Cletones and. . . .
Everyone who is thankful for all of them, too.
Happy Thanksgiving ❤
❤
What are these bot comments about?
Nothing for the announcer
❤️🤍💙 Also thankful to have Jimmy and team. Happy Thanksgiving friends! Enjoy your family and friends.
@@stan4now so your thankful for spewing hate to millions of winners. You and jimmy and abc are the loosers. Go cry for 4 yrs 😣
Thanks for not taking the week off, J., G., & crew. A great Thanksgiving to you and yours.
Spend more time with your families bots.
"Romania regulator calls for *TikTok* suspension amid vote interference fears" + The Internet Research Agency (RU) + X (musk) = trump
Good thing I live 12 miles from Canada and go up there shopping a couple times a year already
I´m an American living in Sweden and we dont celebrate Thanksgiving. But I will say thank you today for your opening monologue, Jimmy! Totally cracked me up! 😂 You and your staff help me survive these horrific times. ❤
I'm an American whose ancestors came from Sweden. I have fantasized about moving back.
Even Swedes celebrate Thanksgiving. Just at a different time, and mostly in a religious setting.
But you have Lucia, that's very special.
@ I have lived here since the 70´s. Välkommen! 💙💛
@@diananunez7 Sweden must be a beautiful and tranquil place right now. You should make plans to be there for the next 4 years
I understand that certain European countries are offering up homes for American ex-pats looking to move. I think some people believe all Americans are uber-wealthy. The 1%-ers support Trump whose policies they will benefit from. The majority of MAGA are “blue-collar Joes” who fall victim to Faux5 and other “misinformation sources.” Trump himself said “I love the uneducated” _he omitted the “because they’re easy to control” part_
We're skipping thanksgiving with the larger extended family. We're skipping the fights and all the hate from our loonie MAGA relatives, and will have a much calmer, more wholesome day!
Me too so psyched
No crazy brother for me either!
Sorry you can’t have open-minded discussions with people who think differently than you!
@ do you believe in the anunnaqi?
@boboman-98 as you probably did the last 4 yrs.
Good Grief! I'm 68 years old and consider the word 'demure' very old fashioned . . . like from the 40s. Well, I guess old becomes new again . . .
Thank you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and your amazing crew for everything you do to lift our spirits during these days!
I think it would be better for your health to go to the local fitness center and lift.
@@gamezonereactions8388 Think it would be better of you kept your nose out of other peoples business.
Biden eating his roll has made my day😂. He’s like an ordinary guy
He was so real for that! ❤😂
Ordinary guy who’s trying to launch ww3 just as he leaves office… all who believe this prove how brainwashed you are from the media teat that you have fed from which has left you clearly in the minority of thought. I pray for your minds to open.
@@lornagoodman1891 yes! Biden rocks
I dont know why him nicking the roll and eating little pieces off it made me giggle, I think it had something to do with the guy next to him constantly looking back 😂
Have any facts to back up that slander?@@EricTrent-e2y
Let's see what happens when Avocado, Tomato, and Lettuce prices go up. Grocery stores operate on a very thin margin.
Imports from Mexico
I don't think MAGAs eat vegetables ...
@@nehalilisays
Two out of three of those are fruits. But sure.
@@forgeustiss6667Technically. And bananas are berries and strawberries are not.
Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruit. Wisdom is knowing they don't go in a fruit salad.
People keep mentioning the price of acocados.
The price of EVERYTHING will increase, and the value of the dollar will drop.
I expect somebody to talk Turmpf out of his tariff plan, (or quite likely it will just be another promise he doesn't keep), because anybody in his orbit with basic knowledge of economics knows that it will be a catastrophe for rich and poor alike, and can't be allowed to happen.
I am thankful for all the late night comedians.
Comedy is not politially correctn this is humarous political commentary, but definitely not comedy
@@LaurenBies yes and they are all poor losers. Wa Wa wa. Not funny any more. Lost a lot of viewers.
@@edwardhartman4605they tell the truths the MSM gloss over or ignore completely. They're not funny to maga losers because they hate anyone pointing out the maga party and it's leader's lies and gaslighting, and they do it with wit and stellar writing. Magats are humorless by nature
Except Fallon.
That and music are the only things worth living life for at the moment....no kids and poor but not homeless YET
I love brussel sprouts ! For Thanksgiving
I'm not an American and know next to nothing about your politics but Joe Biden seems like such a sweet and likable man. Reminds me of my Granddad.
Not a person who should be running a country. You people are so dense its actually embarrassing.
Joe Biden is a great President. We are very lucky to have him.
Exactly you don't know
@@machetealvareztú sabes mucho de tu líder maga pen-dejo😂
@@DissectGibberish So great, and yet, lowest approval ratings of any president in the last 100 years. Hmm..
Everyone loves Jimmy
Well, not everyone - I can guarantee you that.
Trump and his minions don't...
Right. He is so loved he was yanked as Oscars host and has the most poorly rated show on late night.
@@toddsalkowski448Neither of those things are even true tho 😂😂😂
@@RitaRiley-w4dtough luck for those losers 😂
Happy Thanksgiving! Ultra incredible show! Thank you!
Guillermo's reaction is so authentic and wonderful
He is the cutest thing ever. 🥰
Nobody can sit on a stool better than Guillermo.
JIMMY KIMMEL YOUR THE BEST AND FUNNIEST PERSON AND HOST EVER.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
Jimmy Kimmel is one of the puppets.
@@KeiVeureschy777 🙋🏼♀️more puppets, please!!
@@KeiVeureschy777you shouldn't worry about it, right?
Congress, Senate, Presidency and Supreme court.
Let's see how you pull off "deep state and fake media against us, fighters" this time.
@@KeiVeureschy777keep trying lol
I am thankful that I am the scary old man in the neighborhood and no one bothers me : ). And thanks to Jimmy and Guillermo and the gang.
Kimmel is POWER!!
We do celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada, but it is the second Monday of October and it celebrates the end of harvest
Makes sense to me! 🇨🇦
Yeah who wants to ruin a perfectly good turkey dinner with an election
And the rest of the world does not, take note , Jimmy!
Same in the UK - Harvest Festival. Some people celebrate Thanksgiving in Australia, but it's not a big deal and it's also not a public holiday.
Better than the Americans celebrating a guy who got lost
Jimmy don't let them take Geurllmo!!!!!
America will put these tariffs on Canada, Canada in return will have to raise the prices on goods we export to you to make up for the imposed tariff. In return your consumers will end up paying for the tariff because they will have to increase prices to match with ours to make a profit. So things will only be more expensive for you in the long run. Make sense?
Not to mention the millions of Canadians who will boycott tourism in the US.
I said this way before the election, and everyone said trumps a businessman. He knows what he's doing. Can you say bankruptcy?
Even beyond boycotting, a lot of Canadians probably won't want to vacation or spend time in the U.S for the next four years. I'm Canadian, and a fair number of people here regularly visit or even have summer/winter homes in the U.S. During Trump's last presidency, every single one of those people that I knew expressed reluctance at going back there again, or stopped altogether. They either said that it didn't feel safe, or that they weren't comfortable living there under the circumstances. I can only imagine the same thing will happen this time around.
There are three too many consonants in the word tariff for the maga crowd to understand what it means.
@@peterm4475THIS !!! boycotted his last 4 years.
Happy Thanksgiving, Jimmy & Crew!
Jimmy is one of the puppets.
@@KeiVeureschy777And I hope that you’re one of Trumps puppets.
@@Jaren929Jaren
My future is akin to a dazzling diamond, radiating brilliance 💎, and it shines as brightly as a majestic star, destined for greatness among the galaxies! ✨
Donald Trump is making America Great again ❤️🇺🇸🫶🏼
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@KeiVeureschy777 Looks like Obama Derangement Syndrome is going to take at least a generation to recover from.
@@KeiVeureschy777 Let us know if you feel the same when the prices of everything go up because of Trump’s tariffs. 👍🏻✌🏻
I've been going with WEIRD.
Yes, I agree 100%. Because Joe is talking gibberish and confusing his wife with his sister.
Weird al Yankovic thanks you.
How about dystopia?
Just remember Trump voters, YOU wanted this
My future is akin to a dazzling diamond, radiating brilliance 💎, and it shines as brightly as a majestic star, destined for greatness among the galaxies! ✨
Donald Trump is making America Great again ❤️🇺🇸🫶🏼
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This folks suffer from amnesia they won't remember
@@Tadicuslegion78 could also ask where the 8M voters that showed up last election where they were this time. Might’ve helped close the gap but yeah it’s the fault of the people who performed their civic duty 🫡
Yes i did , and I can’t wait until you cry lol 😂
Good luck trying to explain to them what "this" is.
I am thankful for aunt chippy !
She is hilarious without even trying.
@ yes she’s amazing.
You're one of a kind, Jimmy! ...in a good way. 😀
Thankful for Jimmy Kimmel 🌟👏🏼thank you for the chuckles in such a dark time 💙🇺🇸🌟🙌🏼🦃🍁🍽😂🤣👍🏻
Well said!
Thanks for comforting us during this dark time when the country is dead.
All I can say is OMG! I wondered where Joe Arpaio ended up. 😳
I'm from Arizona... and I'm sorry. 😒
Next up, Kari Lake?
SHEESH!!!
I can't take it anymore. 😭
Never back down Jimmy ...your true fans will help you through it 🙏🏽🎉❤
What is a woman ?Kimmel can’t answer that or he may get cancelled 😂😂
@@DCnativeArtist he needs to back down. ABC loosing viewers because of his woke mouth. A b c doesnt like it.
I love Campbell it's too funny Specially when he talks about trump , I love it
Yes- 60% of our imported crude oil is from Canada- so gas prices WILL rise quickly- but just maybe eggs will stabilize 🤯
Don’t forget hydro power to the US northeast. Is that subject to the tariff?
Yeah - the egg thing is from the bird flu. Supply and demand- supply has gone down so…
And 80% of Mexico's petroleum is exported to the US.
Time to get an electric scooter.
Oh, you must not have heard, Trump is cutting gas in half by May. You didn't hear that? And actually all your engergy costs are going to be cut in half by May. So, relax.
@Bugtortoise I'm not sure that's satire or not. Regardless, I'm just going to say that OPEC won't agree to that.
Thank you Jimmy for keeping it real, always. Too bad 1/2 of the voters weren't tuning in. Now all of us ,we all have to deal with these sad, sickening results for the next four years. We all need to be prayed for!!!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving to you ,your family and your amazing staff
Yep. We all have to deal with the country being dead and public enemy no 1. The environment being up in smoke, women losing personal rights to their bodies, immigrant lives at jeopardy, and relations between other countries are at risk.
Excellent insight, wisdom and humor, thank you ...
Just like so many Dem-mockery he is aF RAUD. 🤥
@@KeiVeureschy777 But here you are..😂
@@KeiVeureschy777so much winning and you keep coming here to cry.
@@KeiVeureschy777 Just like little Kei on YT...he/she is a jerk! 😂😂😂
@@EricTrent-e2y How would you even know what "insight, wisdom, and humor" are? You obviously don't possess any of them. 😅
I am thankful for my family and for you Jimmy! Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family! God Bless ❤
Manure is the word of 2024... that's very fitting.
I am thankful for getting to watch these monologue's on TH-cam hours before the show airs in my timezone.
I am also thankful Jimmy will have so much content for the next 4 years.