Hope you all are having a magical day!! If you wanna see me attempt some ridiculous 5 min crafts lets get the video to 100K likes >:) Remember to stay weird my friends.
i like how in the first one they ignore the fact that gravity doesnt work that way, the piss wouldnt climb up the tube and onto the ground, you would just have piss on yourself and the car seat
I forgot where from, but im pretty sure water and similar liquids do behave that way. As long as the tubing's exit is lower than the elevation of the source, it will flow upwards then down and out.
Yes, the way self-siphoning works is by utilizing the weight of the water on the opposite end of the apex point to create suction. Compare it to hanging a rope over a stick. The rope is going to fall to the side with the most weight, which is the side with the longest piece of rope (assuming uniform weight distribution and that both ends hangs freely). If the side #1 rope is super long but side #2 has a greater fall height, the rope will still fall in the direction of side #2, pulling along all the rope from side #1. This, however, is basically trying to push the rope up to the apex point.
“The bear wasn’t quite a FAN of her” hahaha That got me laughing so hard lol 😂 🤣 I love Kris, she is so relatable, and her eyeliner always looks amazing 🤩
I love you Kris! Just wanted you to know everyone loves you and you are never alone! I saw your video “My Story” I won’t go into detail bc it’s your business, but I love you! I am so glad you are still here to make everyone’s day! Love you!
In regards to the toilet plunger “craft”: My family’s car’s truck door is actually broken so it doesn’t stay up. Solution? A toilet plunger that we bought but never used. Works great
7:06 lol Kris, the face on you at this moment speaks volumes, like,... "Yes, catch me on the bus chillin as cool as I am with my convenient PLUNGER-in-a-bag for super easy stability on public transport!" lol ohhhhh deer
yeah I said that and actually did it. The headache I can deal with. But the upset stomach, vomitting and shitting. They dont tell you that. so naah... fuck alcohol.
I'm guessing Kris went to the islands (Victoria, bowen island, pender island etc.) because here in b.c. the only place a ferry can take you is the islands nearby.
"I'm just going to go shit in a bush." Look, I don't know how I got here or why I'm even watching this video, but I subbed after that comment. Fucking hilarious and legit cool.
Kris and her wearing makeup, OMG she so beautiful her makeup skills are fabulous, and we can all agree how stunning kris is and she just makes our day better.
Kris you probably won’t see this but I just wanted to let you know that I look forward to watching your videos everyday and they always make my day brighter 🥰😁
Me: having a absolutely terrible day and not getting out of bed and crying all day on the phone with my bsf. Kris: being so funny I was very happy and smiling so much 'cause she's so lovely.
I don’t know who would dislike this video or any video of Kris’s because her content is amazing. If someone dislikes it, it’s probably just cause they didn’t understand Kris’s awesome humour. I love Kris so much, she looks so Pretty! I hope this video gets 100K likes!
I’m sick and have a really sore throat and I started dying when she said “oh oh- I just saw ass is this even a TH-cam video!?” Now I can’t stop coughing but thank you for making my day better kris!
The toilet plunger one tho, like i take the public bus to go to school and come back but there's never a seat and I have to hold onto a pole or something for support cus I'm too short and can't reach the top.
XD a friend of mine accidently took a garrote to a mall and the security found it in his pockets. It took a long time explaining that he didn't plan to murder someone. ps: he was dressed up like a drug dealing hobo so it was even more interesting
Can I just say that as a person whos parents hike a lot, every ounce matters if you're hiking for a long time. I have one of those fold out chair things and they are really heavy so there is no way anyone would want to carry it.
I love how every "F-bomb" is beeped out but "Fuck load" is not. I feel like this is all the verification I need to finally justify that it is a legitimate form of measurement.
I know this is a year later but i just want to say you made my day so much better. I recently broke up w/ my bf and he went to date my best friend immediately and i miss him so much, i haven't stopped crying. I just hope she makes him happier...
The sage thing is actually quite effective, I wouldn't call it a 'hack' it's just a good mosquito repellent and burns for a long time so you could plan to bring it in advance
I like that it's making me question what a hack is. I have hippie friends with sage. But if its not a common thing, or a really creative use, it won't really help. Now burning dandelions or pine needles. That'd be handy
I needed this. I was having something kinda like an anxiety attack? Idk. Something happened and (a lot has happened recently but I’ve held it in) and I just let lose. I needed a smile. Thank you:)
@@CaptainTuba i was just leaving a comment at a very poor attempt of being funny, i didn’t think my ‘execution’ would affect if it made you laugh or not lol
When Kris said "you can call me Kris" I was like "she definitely hangover" she said it🤣 and hey Kris😊 Edit: sorry about some confusion but it's the way she said it😅
*New Character Idea* : Tom the news reporter! He could be one of those people that think’s he’s amazing and famous but no one actually cares, which makes Katerina wanna use her kanif. 🗞 🤩 🔪
“Who’s carrying around wire saws? That’s something a serial killer has” Me who’s been left in the middle of nowhere as a kid by my own parents and carries around a tactical kit everywhere: 🥺
@@gsiya4023 I bought a tactical kit because of so many young mothers and their children have been going missing in my area lately. I have a bunch of little gadgets on me at all times now 🤣
@@cassaundrapress6304 thats weird I have a blade necklace. You should really get a blade instead, they just sell them and are very useful and more feared. Also maybe like a long distance weapon like a heavy purse, keeps kidnappers farther away then any close combat weapon
The first “craft” makes me so upset you’d have to pee with so much force to get it to go over the car door and out the window! How dare you make me look at this, Kris. XD
Hey Kris just wanted to let you know that you probably won’t see this cause your busy but I love love love your videos!! And whenever I watch them they make me so happy!!!!❤️❤️❤️
I'm guessing kris mixed up 2 different knives, from what ive seen elsewhere on the Internet an exacto knife is what we'd call a scalpel. I dont know what they'd call a Stanley knife and there's a chance I'm completely wrong
“I just saw ass, I feel like I should have paid for that.” I literally can’t stop laughing. You’re funny, wow. 🤣 In the most subtle ways, got me cracking up over here.
Hope you all are having a magical day!! If you wanna see me attempt some ridiculous 5 min crafts lets get the video to 100K likes >:) Remember to stay weird my friends.
The magical day came because you posted. ❤️❤️❤️
Do it, please
*I beg you*
Love you Kris! These crafts are hilarious
Kris ily x
i mean its been a few minutes and almost 3K likes so I think we can do it!!!
She seriously needs a makeup channel because her makeup is always SO BEAUTIFUL
Ik
Facts.
IKR (^^)
Ikr
IDK
i like how in the first one they ignore the fact that gravity doesnt work that way, the piss wouldnt climb up the tube and onto the ground, you would just have piss on yourself and the car seat
I forgot where from, but im pretty sure water and similar liquids do behave that way. As long as the tubing's exit is lower than the elevation of the source, it will flow upwards then down and out.
@@sam-9078 Siphons basically have to be full of liquid to keep flowing though
Yes, the way self-siphoning works is by utilizing the weight of the water on the opposite end of the apex point to create suction. Compare it to hanging a rope over a stick. The rope is going to fall to the side with the most weight, which is the side with the longest piece of rope (assuming uniform weight distribution and that both ends hangs freely). If the side #1 rope is super long but side #2 has a greater fall height, the rope will still fall in the direction of side #2, pulling along all the rope from side #1.
This, however, is basically trying to push the rope up to the apex point.
@@sam-9078 I think it's Bernoulli's theorem or something like that.
Lol
Honestly kris literally makes my day better. I’ve had such a bad day today and she’s just made me feel so much better.
@cheezecake gaming …?
@cheezecake gaming what-
@cheezecake gaming lol
Same here
Not for me :(
Kris in LITERALLY every craft.....
*"TF IS THAT???"*
😂😂😂
Amazon products 😂
😂
100th like
Yeah🤣
I so want 5-min-crafts to enlist Kris to be that person that is always rolling their eyes at the crafts and then acting SUPER SHOCKED when it works 😂
Lmao just have them in the background yelling about why it won’t work and then being like- 😮
Yesss hahahaha
LoL 😆
At least she'll probably make a video try these hacks
She’d be falling over
I'm sitting here Appreciating how much effort she puts into her videos. Even if she's hungover she's still a TH-cam queen!
“The bear wasn’t quite a FAN of her” hahaha That got me laughing so hard lol 😂 🤣 I love Kris, she is so relatable, and her eyeliner always looks amazing 🤩
“People are out here dying, Tom. And you’re making jokes.”
@@MariBerry LOL XDXD
Amen
Haha my brother wouldn't even chuckle
I read bear as beer at first. I might need a nap...
kris: its handy tho
thatVeganTeacher: oh, so the TORTURE of flies is handy, now, is it???
flies can bin done fiddly die
@@blurzyz6115 ikr die flies lol
ikr lol
I can literally hear her saying this 😂😂
@@yurihana1 ikr same
Tom: „The bear wasn’t a Fan of her“
Other reporter: „People Are dying Tom!”
Tom: “Dying of laughter”….
Yes
I get it, he is DYING of laughter
Haha
"People are dying Kim!" 😂😂😂
@@ragingbisexual7182 Tom😅
kris: "who just randomly has sage with them???"
sam and colby: "uhhhh"
Lol fr😂😂😂😂
She can literally be a news reporter I would watch news everyday. Can someone asks her to be in a movie PLEASE ❤️❤️
I'm a movie director
@@Saturn_theartist I- I WANNA WORK FOR U
Agreed
@@Saturn_theartist dude i just read your about page and wtf bro i think you need to go to counseling
She literally has such a fun personality I would love to be friends with her 😭😭❤❤❤
Yeah me too❣️
Honestly same
Who wouldn't want to be friends with her, lets be real.
So true
Ikr 😭😭
I love how our expectations slowly dwindled down to “is this a craft?”
I love you Kris! Just wanted you to know everyone loves you and you are never alone! I saw your video “My Story” I won’t go into detail bc it’s your business, but I love you! I am so glad you are still here to make everyone’s day! Love you!
Kris: "My brain isn't working too well because of it.."
Also Kris: *manages to remember 2 specific little girls names from her trip while hungover*
This is why I love Kris
Ye
Big brain
its not that deep, she said she was on her way.
Lmao
In regards to the toilet plunger “craft”:
My family’s car’s truck door is actually broken so it doesn’t stay up. Solution? A toilet plunger that we bought but never used. Works great
TH-cam
“The bear wasn’t quite a FAN of her…”
“People are dying Tom”
I’m crying 😂
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Same
So are their families
*shh let me make an eddsworld reference*
Tom would know that bears are killing people. Wouldn't he.
@@quas3r__ *ah I see another eddsworld fan* *also yes, yes tom would*
I love kris because she’s like “I’m so hungover” and the shouts out these two little girls LMFAO
"I’ll never drink alcohol again" is literally the biggest lie EVER
Ur not wrong
If I had 10,000 and me and my friend says who ever told the biggest lie and Kirs over hears it she would say this story she won
800th liker :)
"Is everybody out there just shitting their pants and I'm not aware of it"
WHEN I SAY I WHEEZED
XDDDDD
@Tia Jana Same???
sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kris: Gives her intro
Me: And that's why I don't drink.
Lol
As a mosquito control field technician I will say this: USE BUG SPRAY FOR MOSQUITOES!
That sounds like a very itchy job
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ are you implying that Jesus would be a better mosquito repellent than bug spray?
@haydenfrol lol the person u @ ed got their Channel removed :P
"She's just trying to get in his pants"
LMFAO MADE MY DAY
Yes
384 likes and 2 comments ? Lol
@@RU_HKR thx
"Does everyone just have sage in their back pocket now?"
**glances over at the sage on my nightstand**
Heh...no 🙂👍
Heh...yes
Y u got sage on ur nightstand
@@uncleslumbago7594 cause why not
@@uncleslumbago7594 It smells nice
the fact that it’s either “buy this.” or “urinate in this” for me.
7:06 lol Kris, the face on you at this moment speaks volumes, like,... "Yes, catch me on the bus chillin as cool as I am with my convenient PLUNGER-in-a-bag for super easy stability on public transport!" lol ohhhhh deer
That moment when the bar is set so low that a 5 min craft gets complemented for actually being a craft.
ikr
2 pieces of cardboard, half cut - if that is a craft, the bar is underground.
"I'm never drinking again."- every person ever who was hungover
She has never felt more human.
What is hungover??
-Every Russian citizen.
yeah I said that and actually did it. The headache I can deal with. But the upset stomach, vomitting and shitting. They dont tell you that. so naah... fuck alcohol.
@@flynndelano I'm Russian 😳
@@flynndelano lol
@@Sofia_847 nice
Kris just makes everyone’s day so much better I litterally love her
Strapping a board to your wheel is a good way to still be stuck in the mud and have a destroyed car
Kris: "who keeps this stuff around them for these moments??"
Also Kris: has a mustache ready "BREAKING NEWS"
well she was at home plus she can just pause recording to go grab it and resume, cannot say same about 5min craft video.
@@SuperCocoKiller This just in, Buzz Killington makes an appearance on youtube
@@paddymac4130 wow you so clever, claps for you, amazing.
@Jason G Is clever the word of the day or something?
What is with the comments man its like a gc
I'm guessing Kris went to the islands (Victoria, bowen island, pender island etc.) because here in b.c. the only place a ferry can take you is the islands nearby.
Yes bc gang
It’s never, “what time are you getting in?” It’s always, “what boat are you catching?”😂
@@pineapple4454 tru trueee
So B.C. stands for... British Columbia?
I love the way Kris's got angry at the 5 minute crafts and the life straw then calms down and explains how she has a life straw
Ikr 😂
5 minute crafts just turned into a commercial break
“I’m Kallmekris, and you can *call me kris* .” Never gets old.
True!
I mean it’s literally her intro so ye
Never.
I like kris’s content because she has exciting commentary such as “water” and “eggs?”
I just found it
eg with extra g
"I'm just going to go shit in a bush." Look, I don't know how I got here or why I'm even watching this video, but I subbed after that comment. Fucking hilarious and legit cool.
I read bush as brush
And relatable
@@mykieproductions 😂😂😂
Kris and her wearing makeup, OMG she so beautiful her makeup skills are fabulous, and we can all agree how stunning kris is and she just makes our day better.
Yet again, Kris has never made us fail to smile, how can she be so talented and funny at the same time-
@Bruh Bruh dude look at Ur pfp💀-
True she hasn't let us down
Never failed to make us smile
How could you get 211 likes in 40 minutes QwQ
@Bruh Bruh Shut up... you literally are being a jerk for absolutely NO REASON 😑
I can just picture one of kris's charters religiously following 5 minutes crafts
I feel like it would be Gunther...
I think it will be the kids
Yaass. Riley!!!! Or Misha or surge. Any of them kiddos.
@Abby…ash oh I don’t think it’s one or the other. They both totally would.
Chad seems like he'd be fascinated by them
Kris you probably won’t see this but I just wanted to let you know that I look forward to watching your videos everyday and they always make my day brighter 🥰😁
Yesss me to😛😛😛😊😊🙃♡🙂👍👌✌🙌🙌🙌😌
She saw it lol
Yeah lol
The pretty young lady saw it
Mine to 💓
are we just not gonna talk about how flawless Kris's makeup
Had to go back a couple of times when Kris goes ‘Hey Rebecca’ her accents are amazing 😂
Nobody:
Kris: *sees balloons *
Also Kris: oranges?
I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)
I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)
I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)
I can't belive there are no replies before me (also that killed me)
I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)
I thoroughly believe 5 minute crafts has just turned into: “Magical bag of Random Contributions!” 😂
Doras backpack be like :
@@Iz-a-meee-MaRiO I KNOW RIGHT!!! 🤣
This is literally most facts of 2021
She didn't compliment us😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
She was pretty hungover I don’t know if she could remember to
Yeah, chill
@@Silver-berri she is right tho
@@Glitch150 I’m just wondering who the hell would say that to someone
@@Glitch150like why would you say that ???
“I’m never drinking alcohol ever again”
-quote by: Every human who ever drank to much alcohol
ballz in yo jawzz yo jawzzz ballz in yo jawzzzz
Me saying that knowing damn well that I’m drinking again
@@jamalstevington6282 sussy baka😳
@@jamalstevington6282
CAN I PUT MA-
@@skiiscott3812 shut up
Kris: "don't ride bikes...if you ride bikes nobody likes you"
Me: "well mother guess im not riding my bike to school anymore"
Lol
@All i do is winn wow th-cam.com/video/xLXli_SN5pg/w-d-xo.html
Yes
I SENT THAT CLIP TO MY MOM, SCROLLED DOWN AND SAW THIS COMMENT
The “pocket decapitator” is a clay garrotte it’s used for pottery.
Yes which can also be used as a decapitator!
I've also heard it called a toggle.
to alex you can also use it to decapitate magnus
Yes! Magnus chase fan!
Yay! More Magnus chase fans!
Me: having a absolutely terrible day and not getting out of bed and crying all day on the phone with my bsf.
Kris: being so funny I was very happy and smiling so much 'cause she's so lovely.
"Is everybody out there just shitting their pants and I'm not aware of it" LMAO
Who ddin’t tell me 😂
Kris: "I love a good mosquitoe hack"
5 min craft: "Sage leaves"
Kris:" WHAT THE F-
Not me having sage leaves in my room 😟
WHAT THE FU- FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS
I laughed my face off when she said “ hey Tammy the bear is right in front of you”
Tammys kid my mom died from a bear😭
Same
Ik 😭
Same that whole interview
Ikr ahahahh
16:08 don't do that! Yes the board makes good traction but don't strap it to the tires🤣 you fixing to destroy your tire wells
Five minute crafts: Ok the first thing you’re gonna need is Hermione’s magical bag full of random shit…
Haha
Haha
I yes
@@thekidwhothinks4608 what point have we reached for haha to autocorrect to lol ;-;
haha yeah
Kris: “just don’t ride bikes, stop it”
Everyone from the netherlands watching this: I’m sorry, what? 😃✋
lol I have this exact problem (hallo andere nederlanders)
everyone in Cambridge, England be like 'hold my bike' 😂
@@joelledieduksman k zou niet zonder fietsen kunnen lmao
@@lvw_liz lol ik ook niet, en dan ben ik ben ook nog eens te skeer voor openbaar vervoer🥲
DUTCH GANG UNITE.
We can all agree that Kris is so hilarious and gorgeous and she just makes our day better so have a amazing day/night everyone
I literally love her channel!!
you too
@@Gamergirl579-v9f who doesn’t?
Honestly I'm really annoyed at your likes, 1 more till 100. My I'm sad now
I don’t know who would dislike this video or any video of Kris’s because her content is amazing. If someone dislikes it, it’s probably just cause they didn’t understand Kris’s awesome humour. I love Kris so much, she looks so Pretty! I hope this video gets 100K likes!
“Ma’am? Ma’am?!! You cannot sh- behind the vases!” Kallmekris 2021. This was so funny
Edit* thanks for all the likes lol
What’s the Timestamp?
Also Kallmekris:I’m just gonna go shit in a bush
@@horseyhunters9426 5:02
Also Kris, "I'm just gonna go sh*t in a bush"
🤣yeah
Actually, the wire saws are really useful. We use them a lot when we go camping, it's easier then lugging around an actual saw.
Kris: Hungover and still does the most flawless eyeliner
Me: Sober and cant even draw a circle
Meeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Who has sage leaves in their pockets?” me siting here with sage, mustard seed, yarrow, and hogs wart in my front pocket
No such thing as too much fun Kris. You deserve the time. You’re a gem! 😘
awwww thanks love xo
I’m sick and have a really sore throat and I started dying when she said “oh oh- I just saw ass is this even a TH-cam video!?” Now I can’t stop coughing but thank you for making my day better kris!
Oof-
Thanks for the warning hopefully I don’t cough up a lung lol
Me to I have Covid
@@quacko234 get well soon homie!
@@MrJetengine thx :>
7:01 yes. Because I carry a plunger around with me all the time 😂😂
Obviously just incase the ground doesn’t flush 😂 don’t want to be rude
I always carry a plunger with me in case I see a bald man. I ain't giving up that prime opportunity.
/s
The toilet plunger one tho, like i take the public bus to go to school and come back but there's never a seat and I have to hold onto a pole or something for support cus I'm too short and can't reach the top.
In case anyone was wondering, that "wire saw" looks like a garotte. A thin one like that is used for slitting the target's throat.
Orr clay cutting? 🙃 I’m getting mega Alex fierro vibes from this comment and I’m thriving on it
Garotte or clay cutter are both smooth wire, this tool is serrated for wood cutting. Think an analogue chainsaw blade...
XD a friend of mine accidently took a garrote to a mall and the security found it in his pockets. It took a long time explaining that he didn't plan to murder someone.
ps: he was dressed up like a drug dealing hobo so it was even more interesting
@@Vixeonary lmao same I thought I was the only Riordan fan out here 😂 😭
@@Vixeonary ROIRDAN FANS UNITE
Okay. Is nobody gonna talk about how FLAWLESS Kris’s makeup skills are? Like- Just Yes.
IM GLAD I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THIS 😂
But... But someone did 😳
@@Potts2k8 ?
@@doritosupremacy1821 the TH-camr said it.
I'm sorry I can't like this comment its at the perfect number
Can I just say that as a person whos parents hike a lot, every ounce matters if you're hiking for a long time. I have one of those fold out chair things and they are really heavy so there is no way anyone would want to carry it.
For the record... you already have the precise amount of cake.❤🤗
Kris: who’s carrying around *beep* wire saws?!
Scouts: ……. Me
She is a godess. She literally be making skits out of a 5-minute crafts video.
Who isn't doing that? But Kris does it the funniest
I love how every "F-bomb" is beeped out but "Fuck load" is not. I feel like this is all the verification I need to finally justify that it is a legitimate form of measurement.
It is
Lol yes.
Just like "shitton".
I know this is a year later but i just want to say you made my day so much better. I recently broke up w/ my bf and he went to date my best friend immediately and i miss him so much, i haven't stopped crying. I just hope she makes him happier...
"You think I'm a fuckin' Shamen?"
I died right then and there omg.
Rip
R.I.P Jennifer Bauters
couse of death: "you think im a fuckin' shamen?"
[year they were born]-2021
When’s the character that religiously follows 5 minute crafts coming 😂
Kris: "Only serial killers carry wire saws"
Me, a backpacker: looks over at wire saw laying with my backpack...
Anna oop-
Too much horror movies hahahaha
Dun dun daaaaaaaa!!!
😂😂
Oop
I love how kris says she’s gonna try to make jokes, but she partied very hard and she still seemed the same and made me laugh just as much
The sage thing is actually quite effective, I wouldn't call it a 'hack' it's just a good mosquito repellent and burns for a long time so you could plan to bring it in advance
69 likes pogggg
Sorry, I'm your 70th
I like that it's making me question what a hack is. I have hippie friends with sage. But if its not a common thing, or a really creative use, it won't really help. Now burning dandelions or pine needles. That'd be handy
But only witch can do THAT
The mosquito “hack” is unrealistic. If your by a fire the bugs don’t like smoke so yeah
I agree 👍💯👏👌
I needed this. I was having something kinda like an anxiety attack? Idk. Something happened and (a lot has happened recently but I’ve held it in) and I just let lose. I needed a smile. Thank you:)
I hope that things get better for you! :-]
(srsly though I hope things get better for u)
The way you know they have given up is that they aren’t even teaching you how they made it anymore. They just by the product
kris: “my brain doesn’t work because i’m hungover”
me: no worries kris, my brain doesn’t work when i’m sober lol
(this was funnier in my head)
Still funny
nah it was funny
Lol 😂
@@CaptainTuba i was just leaving a comment at a very poor attempt of being funny, i didn’t think my ‘execution’ would affect if it made you laugh or not lol
@@abi.005 Ooft ok mb sorry 😶
When Kris said "you can call me Kris" I was like "she definitely hangover" she said it🤣 and hey Kris😊
Edit: sorry about some confusion but it's the way she said it😅
She always says that
*New Character Idea* : Tom the news reporter! He could be one of those people that think’s he’s amazing and famous but no one actually cares, which makes Katerina wanna use her kanif. 🗞 🤩 🔪
“i don’t know how good this video is gonna be”
*proceeds to make an entire newscast about a dumbass craft*
still top tier kris content!!! ❤️❤️❤️
“Who’s carrying around wire saws? That’s something a serial killer has”
Me who’s been left in the middle of nowhere as a kid by my own parents and carries around a tactical kit everywhere: 🥺
bruh what?
@@gsiya4023 I bought a tactical kit because of so many young mothers and their children have been going missing in my area lately. I have a bunch of little gadgets on me at all times now 🤣
@@cassaundrapress6304 thats weird I have a blade necklace. You should really get a blade instead, they just sell them and are very useful and more feared. Also maybe like a long distance weapon like a heavy purse, keeps kidnappers farther away then any close combat weapon
@@bobraekevelt7953 I actually train in close combat. It's my profession lol. But I always have some distance combat tools on me.
@@bobraekevelt7953 thank you for the tip about the blade necklace though. I'll look into it
Mom: you got your silver-
Billy: yes
Dad: do you got the shower curtain?
Milly: Yes
Too bad you didn't write Ashly you'd have been an og sssniperwolf fan 😂😂
@@raya2338 or Gertrude 🤣🤣
“Silver-“
Me: immediately thinks of silverspoon (baepsae)
@@K.N_347 or Bobby
@@speedsupreme9173 usually I hear Billy
The first “craft” makes me so upset you’d have to pee with so much force to get it to go over the car door and out the window! How dare you make me look at this, Kris. XD
“And where gonna try to get some eduimication in..”😂😂😂😂😂
"Im never gonna drink alcohol again"
Said everyone with a hangover😭😂
LMFAO...true story
Jokes on you as a asian I don’t drink alcohol… can be blushing and getting drunk with 1 sip
I'm 13 and have maybe or maybe not have drank before...
@@wandamaximoff9880 nice fam I started drinking when I was 10 and went completely sober when I turned 15
Just my first like 30 times.Then I found out you fix it with more alcohol.BUT ! Less.
“I had Katrina fun” had me dying 🤣
Kris always has the funniest videos in store for us
Hey Kris just wanted to let you know that you probably won’t see this cause your busy but I love love love your videos!! And whenever I watch them they make me so happy!!!!❤️❤️❤️
Hope she does see it! :)
Kris please see this
Danganronpa.
@@robin8242 yes.
Bet on my nonexistent aunt that she'll see this
I can't tell you how much I adore Kris and her videos. Two snaps up.
Kris: who has fking sage in their back pocket
Me:that’s offensive my family carries it EVERYWHERE
Mdhao sksosiw wisis anaieked reef grub tree djddkdnd
@@hi-ho5qu bro u ok?
@@aftxrrlxfe I would react the same if I saw a 7 year old girl acting like the world only gives a shit about her
Well that's fucking dumb 😂😂
me, a wiccan: i have sage like all the time?
I find it so interesting how we all have different names for things.
I'm in Manchester, UK and I call it a Stanley Knife
I'm guessing kris mixed up 2 different knives, from what ive seen elsewhere on the Internet an exacto knife is what we'd call a scalpel.
I dont know what they'd call a Stanley knife and there's a chance I'm completely wrong
Every time Kris uploads my day gets 10 times better
Same
@Bruh Bruh Is that a joke, or are you legit talking trash about a person for nothing. (I’m serious, I can’t tell 😐.)
@@Dahliaflower778 he's talking trash trying to get people to subscribe to him instead. Honestly, how do people expect to gain subscribers that's way?
@@amcc1983 They probably don’t.
@@Dahliaflower778 yea I'm saying how the he'll do they think they are gonna
Kris needs to be the CEO of 5 minute crafts 🤣🤣🤣
“I just saw ass, I feel like I should have paid for that.” I literally can’t stop laughing. You’re funny, wow. 🤣 In the most subtle ways, got me cracking up over here.
More like “ I just saw ayasssss
I was loooking for this comment I'm dying