Losing Brain Cells watching 5 Min Crafts

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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  3 ปีที่แล้ว +15815

    Hope you all are having a magical day!! If you wanna see me attempt some ridiculous 5 min crafts lets get the video to 100K likes >:) Remember to stay weird my friends.

    • @LittleKingdom3
      @LittleKingdom3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The magical day came because you posted. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Millysflowerfeild
      @Millysflowerfeild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Do it, please
      *I beg you*

    • @potatoesmasher8325
      @potatoesmasher8325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Love you Kris! These crafts are hilarious

    • @annabelrosemalam
      @annabelrosemalam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kris ily x

    • @goaway1821
      @goaway1821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i mean its been a few minutes and almost 3K likes so I think we can do it!!!

  • @moonlightforever
    @moonlightforever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21657

    She seriously needs a makeup channel because her makeup is always SO BEAUTIFUL

  • @auroratorres6645
    @auroratorres6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    “The bear wasn’t quite a FAN of her” hahaha That got me laughing so hard lol 😂 🤣 I love Kris, she is so relatable, and her eyeliner always looks amazing 🤩

    • @MariBerry
      @MariBerry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “People are out here dying, Tom. And you’re making jokes.”

    • @F.xx.4
      @F.xx.4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MariBerry LOL XDXD

    • @s.t.2461
      @s.t.2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen

    • @bowhuntercountry7666
      @bowhuntercountry7666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha my brother wouldn't even chuckle

    • @whatsinaname4971
      @whatsinaname4971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read bear as beer at first. I might need a nap...

  • @wingtonvibes5024
    @wingtonvibes5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    Tom: „The bear wasn’t a Fan of her“
    Other reporter: „People Are dying Tom!”
    Tom: “Dying of laughter”….

  • @MadalynTrupka
    @MadalynTrupka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    i like how in the first one they ignore the fact that gravity doesnt work that way, the piss wouldnt climb up the tube and onto the ground, you would just have piss on yourself and the car seat

    • @sam-9078
      @sam-9078 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I forgot where from, but im pretty sure water and similar liquids do behave that way. As long as the tubing's exit is lower than the elevation of the source, it will flow upwards then down and out.

    • @thedrunkmonk8386
      @thedrunkmonk8386 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sam-9078 Siphons basically have to be full of liquid to keep flowing though

    • @johanrojassoderman5590
      @johanrojassoderman5590 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, the way self-siphoning works is by utilizing the weight of the water on the opposite end of the apex point to create suction. Compare it to hanging a rope over a stick. The rope is going to fall to the side with the most weight, which is the side with the longest piece of rope (assuming uniform weight distribution and that both ends hangs freely). If the side #1 rope is super long but side #2 has a greater fall height, the rope will still fall in the direction of side #2, pulling along all the rope from side #1.
      This, however, is basically trying to push the rope up to the apex point.

    • @metalboy5150
      @metalboy5150 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sam-9078 I think it's Bernoulli's theorem or something like that.

    • @cobralily-wd1gl
      @cobralily-wd1gl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @jennyw5904
    @jennyw5904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4257

    “The bear wasn’t quite a FAN of her…”
    “People are dying Tom”
    I’m crying 😂

    • @user-ev8jc7uo1v
      @user-ev8jc7uo1v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @georgie3394
      @georgie3394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @KYNGA100
      @KYNGA100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So are their families

    • @quas3r__
      @quas3r__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *shh let me make an eddsworld reference*
      Tom would know that bears are killing people. Wouldn't he.

    • @djk9281
      @djk9281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@quas3r__ *ah I see another eddsworld fan* *also yes, yes tom would*

  • @totallynotcarter
    @totallynotcarter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2967

    I so want 5-min-crafts to enlist Kris to be that person that is always rolling their eyes at the crafts and then acting SUPER SHOCKED when it works 😂

    • @marsh.al.mel0w162
      @marsh.al.mel0w162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lmao just have them in the background yelling about why it won’t work and then being like- 😮

    • @ded1446
      @ded1446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yesss hahahaha

    • @betsiebeanie2025
      @betsiebeanie2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LoL 😆

    • @MO-ster
      @MO-ster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least she'll probably make a video try these hacks

    • @icantouchtheskywithjustins5001
      @icantouchtheskywithjustins5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She’d be falling over

  • @idaxius_
    @idaxius_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    Kris: "My brain isn't working too well because of it.."
    Also Kris: *manages to remember 2 specific little girls names from her trip while hungover*

  • @nyanroblox-be9sj
    @nyanroblox-be9sj ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I'm sitting here Appreciating how much effort she puts into her videos. Even if she's hungover she's still a TH-cam queen!

  • @sugarprincess3836
    @sugarprincess3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    kris: its handy tho
    thatVeganTeacher: oh, so the TORTURE of flies is handy, now, is it???

  • @mafia7947
    @mafia7947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    Kris in LITERALLY every craft.....
    *"TF IS THAT???"*
    😂😂😂

  • @jonathanhill8551
    @jonathanhill8551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Kris: Gives her intro
    Me: And that's why I don't drink.

    • @donyadavis2718
      @donyadavis2718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @Diamond40000
      @Diamond40000 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What’s wrong with the intro 😔

  • @churro_.crumbs
    @churro_.crumbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    kris: "who just randomly has sage with them???"
    sam and colby: "uhhhh"

    • @Lbplayz14
      @Lbplayz14 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol fr😂😂😂😂

  • @CJs-Life
    @CJs-Life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Honestly kris literally makes my day better. I’ve had such a bad day today and she’s just made me feel so much better.

  • @tiffanylin6936
    @tiffanylin6936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love how our expectations slowly dwindled down to “is this a craft?”

  • @jynxthaclown3995
    @jynxthaclown3995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love kris because she’s like “I’m so hungover” and the shouts out these two little girls LMFAO

  • @user-vf8qw5od7z
    @user-vf8qw5od7z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    "She's just trying to get in his pants"
    LMFAO MADE MY DAY

  • @itsamyox
    @itsamyox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    "Is everybody out there just shitting their pants and I'm not aware of it"
    WHEN I SAY I WHEEZED

    • @_SP33D
      @_SP33D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XDDDDD

    • @pink_bows222
      @pink_bows222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tia Jana Same???

    • @babyyoda1995
      @babyyoda1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @idriveucrazy
    @idriveucrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    "I’ll never drink alcohol again" is literally the biggest lie EVER

    • @DATNIGGA42069
      @DATNIGGA42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ur not wrong

    • @Ayuu321
      @Ayuu321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I had 10,000 and me and my friend says who ever told the biggest lie and Kirs over hears it she would say this story she won

    • @NoobSploder
      @NoobSploder 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      800th liker :)

  • @mayleestock7335
    @mayleestock7335 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love you Kris! Just wanted you to know everyone loves you and you are never alone! I saw your video “My Story” I won’t go into detail bc it’s your business, but I love you! I am so glad you are still here to make everyone’s day! Love you!

  • @brandig.1476
    @brandig.1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Kris: "don't ride bikes...if you ride bikes nobody likes you"
    Me: "well mother guess im not riding my bike to school anymore"

    • @ashaniaugust8116
      @ashaniaugust8116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @zero0cash
      @zero0cash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @All i do is winn wow th-cam.com/video/xLXli_SN5pg/w-d-xo.html
      Yes

    • @CuddleFish17_5
      @CuddleFish17_5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I SENT THAT CLIP TO MY MOM, SCROLLED DOWN AND SAW THIS COMMENT

  • @_cybrix_
    @_cybrix_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    That moment when the bar is set so low that a 5 min craft gets complemented for actually being a craft.

    • @Tiny_LightTBHK
      @Tiny_LightTBHK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ikr

    • @ivanpetrov5255
      @ivanpetrov5255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      2 pieces of cardboard, half cut - if that is a craft, the bar is underground.

  • @lindsaygamache6894
    @lindsaygamache6894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    Kris: "who keeps this stuff around them for these moments??"
    Also Kris: has a mustache ready "BREAKING NEWS"

    • @SuperCocoKiller
      @SuperCocoKiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      well she was at home plus she can just pause recording to go grab it and resume, cannot say same about 5min craft video.

    • @paddymac4130
      @paddymac4130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@SuperCocoKiller This just in, Buzz Killington makes an appearance on youtube

    • @SuperCocoKiller
      @SuperCocoKiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paddymac4130 wow you so clever, claps for you, amazing.

    • @paddymac4130
      @paddymac4130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jason G Is clever the word of the day or something?

    • @justinrios7693
      @justinrios7693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is with the comments man its like a gc

  • @jordanfreeman-fm4hq
    @jordanfreeman-fm4hq ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: having a absolutely terrible day and not getting out of bed and crying all day on the phone with my bsf.
    Kris: being so funny I was very happy and smiling so much 'cause she's so lovely.

  • @patriciawellsome
    @patriciawellsome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "Does everyone just have sage in their back pocket now?"
    **glances over at the sage on my nightstand**

  • @infected_andy
    @infected_andy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    “I’m Kallmekris, and you can *call me kris* .” Never gets old.

  • @annahivargas4327
    @annahivargas4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "I'm never drinking again."- every person ever who was hungover
    She has never felt more human.

    • @flynndelano
      @flynndelano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What is hungover??
      -Every Russian citizen.

    • @HH-ni5hm
      @HH-ni5hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah I said that and actually did it. The headache I can deal with. But the upset stomach, vomitting and shitting. They dont tell you that. so naah... fuck alcohol.

    • @Sofia_847
      @Sofia_847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flynndelano I'm Russian 😳

    • @adrianschannel8094
      @adrianschannel8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flynndelano lol

    • @adrianschannel8094
      @adrianschannel8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sofia_847 nice

  • @EmOrganically
    @EmOrganically ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:06 lol Kris, the face on you at this moment speaks volumes, like,... "Yes, catch me on the bus chillin as cool as I am with my convenient PLUNGER-in-a-bag for super easy stability on public transport!" lol ohhhhh deer

  • @lady_elington
    @lady_elington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2841

    “Ma’am? Ma’am?!! You cannot sh- behind the vases!” Kallmekris 2021. This was so funny
    Edit* thanks for all the likes lol

    • @horseyhunters9426
      @horseyhunters9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What’s the Timestamp?

    • @sabito_kimetsu
      @sabito_kimetsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also Kallmekris:I’m just gonna go shit in a bush

    • @Elijah_-fc9mm
      @Elijah_-fc9mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@horseyhunters9426 5:02

    • @saltypepper3762
      @saltypepper3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also Kris, "I'm just gonna go sh*t in a bush"

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣yeah

  • @sandollor
    @sandollor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "I'm just going to go shit in a bush." Look, I don't know how I got here or why I'm even watching this video, but I subbed after that comment. Fucking hilarious and legit cool.

  • @Ema50513
    @Ema50513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "Is everybody out there just shitting their pants and I'm not aware of it" LMAO

    • @GhostlikeGus
      @GhostlikeGus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Who ddin’t tell me 😂

  • @Ravenwolf2003
    @Ravenwolf2003 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kris and her wearing makeup, OMG she so beautiful her makeup skills are fabulous, and we can all agree how stunning kris is and she just makes our day better.

  • @aarinipatel9958
    @aarinipatel9958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    She can literally be a news reporter I would watch news everyday. Can someone asks her to be in a movie PLEASE ❤️❤️

  • @Moon739-t1
    @Moon739-t1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    She literally has such a fun personality I would love to be friends with her 😭😭❤❤❤

  • @Shelledclient7
    @Shelledclient7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Kris just makes everyone’s day so much better I litterally love her

  • @ashleymartin1466
    @ashleymartin1466 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    are we just not gonna talk about how flawless Kris's makeup

  • @Allisons1derland
    @Allisons1derland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    Kris: "I love a good mosquitoe hack"
    5 min craft: "Sage leaves"
    Kris:" WHAT THE F-

    • @Yopersianmama
      @Yopersianmama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not me having sage leaves in my room 😟

    • @arsenicCatnip3
      @arsenicCatnip3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHAT THE FU- FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS

  • @melon4804
    @melon4804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Kris: “just don’t ride bikes, stop it”
    Everyone from the netherlands watching this: I’m sorry, what? 😃✋

    • @joelledieduksman
      @joelledieduksman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol I have this exact problem (hallo andere nederlanders)

    • @itsamyox
      @itsamyox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      everyone in Cambridge, England be like 'hold my bike' 😂

    • @lvw_liz
      @lvw_liz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joelledieduksman k zou niet zonder fietsen kunnen lmao

    • @joelledieduksman
      @joelledieduksman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lvw_liz lol ik ook niet, en dan ben ik ben ook nog eens te skeer voor openbaar vervoer🥲

    • @Dutchwh0re
      @Dutchwh0re 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DUTCH GANG UNITE.

  • @kellybinns2126
    @kellybinns2126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    As a mosquito control field technician I will say this: USE BUG SPRAY FOR MOSQUITOES!

    • @meaganabney1698
      @meaganabney1698 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That sounds like a very itchy job

    • @haydenfrol
      @haydenfrol ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ are you implying that Jesus would be a better mosquito repellent than bug spray?

    • @KayFurs
      @KayFurs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@haydenfrol lol the person u @ ed got their Channel removed :P

  • @chicloveliness295
    @chicloveliness295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    the fact that it’s either “buy this.” or “urinate in this” for me.

  • @abi.005
    @abi.005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    kris: “my brain doesn’t work because i’m hungover”
    me: no worries kris, my brain doesn’t work when i’m sober lol
    (this was funnier in my head)

    • @insertnamehere3392
      @insertnamehere3392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Still funny

    • @willarcher2353
      @willarcher2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nah it was funny

    • @ashaniaugust8116
      @ashaniaugust8116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol 😂

    • @abi.005
      @abi.005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CaptainTuba i was just leaving a comment at a very poor attempt of being funny, i didn’t think my ‘execution’ would affect if it made you laugh or not lol

    • @CaptainTuba
      @CaptainTuba 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abi.005 Ooft ok mb sorry 😶

  • @insert_artist_here532
    @insert_artist_here532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    In regards to the toilet plunger “craft”:
    My family’s car’s truck door is actually broken so it doesn’t stay up. Solution? A toilet plunger that we bought but never used. Works great

  • @turbosingh-and-samiakumar
    @turbosingh-and-samiakumar ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t know who would dislike this video or any video of Kris’s because her content is amazing. If someone dislikes it, it’s probably just cause they didn’t understand Kris’s awesome humour. I love Kris so much, she looks so Pretty! I hope this video gets 100K likes!

  • @t3ddybe4r49
    @t3ddybe4r49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    I laughed my face off when she said “ hey Tammy the bear is right in front of you”

  • @idraw3229
    @idraw3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Yet again, Kris has never made us fail to smile, how can she be so talented and funny at the same time-

    • @idraw3229
      @idraw3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bruh Bruh dude look at Ur pfp💀-

    • @richardkerman9068
      @richardkerman9068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True she hasn't let us down

    • @bernardmolan2976
      @bernardmolan2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never failed to make us smile

    • @FantasyTheSloth
      @FantasyTheSloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How could you get 211 likes in 40 minutes QwQ

    • @FantasyTheSloth
      @FantasyTheSloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Bruh Bruh Shut up... you literally are being a jerk for absolutely NO REASON 😑

  • @masongandalf7523
    @masongandalf7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I thoroughly believe 5 minute crafts has just turned into: “Magical bag of Random Contributions!” 😂

  • @lumitsuasmr7403
    @lumitsuasmr7403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “i don’t know how good this video is gonna be”
    *proceeds to make an entire newscast about a dumbass craft*
    still top tier kris content!!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @sethlegray8230
    @sethlegray8230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love the way Kris's got angry at the 5 minute crafts and the life straw then calms down and explains how she has a life straw

  • @blarbsart
    @blarbsart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Five minute crafts: Ok the first thing you’re gonna need is Hermione’s magical bag full of random shit…

  • @goosegoose5737
    @goosegoose5737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Nobody:
    Kris: *sees balloons *
    Also Kris: oranges?

    • @thisblazedude
      @thisblazedude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

    • @izzyb_ella_m5362
      @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

    • @gavster630
      @gavster630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

    • @mushroomsenpai2441
      @mushroomsenpai2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't belive there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

    • @breezy_vaulter1311
      @breezy_vaulter1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

  • @lailahamza2953
    @lailahamza2953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5 minute crafts just turned into a commercial break

  • @jadadouglas8529
    @jadadouglas8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Kris: Hungover and still does the most flawless eyeliner
    Me: Sober and cant even draw a circle

  • @colbiebyrd3326
    @colbiebyrd3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Kris you probably won’t see this but I just wanted to let you know that I look forward to watching your videos everyday and they always make my day brighter 🥰😁

    • @Theressomethingwrongwithme
      @Theressomethingwrongwithme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yesss me to😛😛😛😊😊🙃♡🙂👍👌✌🙌🙌🙌😌

    • @Lex-xx
      @Lex-xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She saw it lol

    • @colbiebyrd3326
      @colbiebyrd3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah lol

    • @Reckyyy.
      @Reckyyy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The pretty young lady saw it

    • @floricacucu258
      @floricacucu258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine to 💓

  • @lilylaramie2017
    @lilylaramie2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Kris: "Only serial killers carry wire saws"
    Me, a backpacker: looks over at wire saw laying with my backpack...

  • @allanknox8216
    @allanknox8216 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't tell you how much I adore Kris and her videos. Two snaps up.

  • @thenarcolepticdevil9290
    @thenarcolepticdevil9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    I like kris’s content because she has exciting commentary such as “water” and “eggs?”

  • @themagicbanana1776
    @themagicbanana1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Mom: you got your silver-
    Billy: yes
    Dad: do you got the shower curtain?
    Milly: Yes

    • @raya2338
      @raya2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad you didn't write Ashly you'd have been an og sssniperwolf fan 😂😂

    • @K.N_347
      @K.N_347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raya2338 or Gertrude 🤣🤣

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Silver-“
      Me: immediately thinks of silverspoon (baepsae)

    • @speedsupreme9173
      @speedsupreme9173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K.N_347 or Bobby

    • @themagicbanana1776
      @themagicbanana1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@speedsupreme9173 usually I hear Billy

  • @rebeccawicks9432
    @rebeccawicks9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Had to go back a couple of times when Kris goes ‘Hey Rebecca’ her accents are amazing 😂

  • @kevindalnas5957
    @kevindalnas5957 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how kris says she’s gonna try to make jokes, but she partied very hard and she still seemed the same and made me laugh just as much

  • @catsoflotusandrooted
    @catsoflotusandrooted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    “I just saw ass, I feel like I should have paid for that.” I literally can’t stop laughing. You’re funny, wow. 🤣 In the most subtle ways, got me cracking up over here.

    • @sambreunig3442
      @sambreunig3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like “ I just saw ayasssss

    • @Fairy_keewi26
      @Fairy_keewi26 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was loooking for this comment I'm dying

  • @alanjames1237
    @alanjames1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    "Im never gonna drink alcohol again"
    Said everyone with a hangover😭😂

    • @adylan612
      @adylan612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO...true story

    • @grimgrom3355
      @grimgrom3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jokes on you as a asian I don’t drink alcohol… can be blushing and getting drunk with 1 sip

    • @wandamaximoff9880
      @wandamaximoff9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 13 and have maybe or maybe not have drank before...

    • @grimgrom3355
      @grimgrom3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wandamaximoff9880 nice fam I started drinking when I was 10 and went completely sober when I turned 15

    • @ivenkrusteva7239
      @ivenkrusteva7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just my first like 30 times.Then I found out you fix it with more alcohol.BUT ! Less.

  • @paytoncrawford5605
    @paytoncrawford5605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    I’m sick and have a really sore throat and I started dying when she said “oh oh- I just saw ass is this even a TH-cam video!?” Now I can’t stop coughing but thank you for making my day better kris!

    • @TheRealHouch
      @TheRealHouch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof-

    • @Anne-uk6zp
      @Anne-uk6zp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks for the warning hopefully I don’t cough up a lung lol

    • @quacko234
      @quacko234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me to I have Covid

    • @MrJetengine
      @MrJetengine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@quacko234 get well soon homie!

    • @quacko234
      @quacko234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrJetengine thx :>

  • @hannabanana8501
    @hannabanana8501 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kris needs to be the CEO of 5 minute crafts 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nobodylovely
    @nobodylovely 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Okay. Is nobody gonna talk about how FLAWLESS Kris’s makeup skills are? Like- Just Yes.

    • @bananaperson6152
      @bananaperson6152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IM GLAD I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THIS 😂

    • @Potts2k8
      @Potts2k8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But... But someone did 😳

    • @doritosupremacy1821
      @doritosupremacy1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Potts2k8 ?

    • @staryss_vision
      @staryss_vision ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doritosupremacy1821 the TH-camr said it.

    • @wafflehouse1878
      @wafflehouse1878 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sorry I can't like this comment its at the perfect number

  • @Cheezbuckets
    @Cheezbuckets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The first “craft” makes me so upset you’d have to pee with so much force to get it to go over the car door and out the window! How dare you make me look at this, Kris. XD

  • @shanay911
    @shanay911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    “I’m never drinking alcohol ever again”
    -quote by: Every human who ever drank to much alcohol

    • @jamalstevington6282
      @jamalstevington6282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ballz in yo jawzz yo jawzzz ballz in yo jawzzzz

    • @JinxPropaganda
      @JinxPropaganda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me saying that knowing damn well that I’m drinking again

    • @skiiscott3812
      @skiiscott3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamalstevington6282 sussy baka😳

    • @sigmarizzler33
      @sigmarizzler33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamalstevington6282
      CAN I PUT MA-

    • @jamalstevington6282
      @jamalstevington6282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skiiscott3812 shut up

  • @jackiescarborough8556
    @jackiescarborough8556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this is a year later but i just want to say you made my day so much better. I recently broke up w/ my bf and he went to date my best friend immediately and i miss him so much, i haven't stopped crying. I just hope she makes him happier...

  • @haileyskeete368
    @haileyskeete368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I can just picture one of kris's charters religiously following 5 minutes crafts

    • @xenagabby9501
      @xenagabby9501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel like it would be Gunther...

    • @earl296
      @earl296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it will be the kids

    • @briesaunders3857
      @briesaunders3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yaass. Riley!!!! Or Misha or surge. Any of them kiddos.

    • @mr.wheelchairperson8963
      @mr.wheelchairperson8963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Abby…ash oh I don’t think it’s one or the other. They both totally would.

    • @chadfalardeau5396
      @chadfalardeau5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chad seems like he'd be fascinated by them

  • @niareyi0307
    @niareyi0307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love how almost every single five minute craft is a "solution" for peeing. LIKE, WE DON'T NEED TO PEE GEEZ

    • @amannamed_8072
      @amannamed_8072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do girls not pee?

    • @keziamickens261
      @keziamickens261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right like those were most of the video and it was ridiculous, funny, but ridiculous

    • @niareyi0307
      @niareyi0307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amannamed_8072 its just that like, they act like peeing is the ONLY problem your gonna have-

    • @sigmarizzler33
      @sigmarizzler33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@amannamed_8072 does that mean… 😳

    • @amannamed_8072
      @amannamed_8072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@niareyi0307 ...so they DO pee.

  • @nikkiwhite6134
    @nikkiwhite6134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    She is a godess. She literally be making skits out of a 5-minute crafts video.

    • @gachagirlpriya2129
      @gachagirlpriya2129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who isn't doing that? But Kris does it the funniest

  • @RE-ip5ze
    @RE-ip5ze ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Strapping a board to your wheel is a good way to still be stuck in the mud and have a destroyed car

  • @cassaundrapress6304
    @cassaundrapress6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    “Who’s carrying around wire saws? That’s something a serial killer has”
    Me who’s been left in the middle of nowhere as a kid by my own parents and carries around a tactical kit everywhere: 🥺

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bruh what?

    • @cassaundrapress6304
      @cassaundrapress6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gsiya4023 I bought a tactical kit because of so many young mothers and their children have been going missing in my area lately. I have a bunch of little gadgets on me at all times now 🤣

    • @bobraekevelt7953
      @bobraekevelt7953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cassaundrapress6304 thats weird I have a blade necklace. You should really get a blade instead, they just sell them and are very useful and more feared. Also maybe like a long distance weapon like a heavy purse, keeps kidnappers farther away then any close combat weapon

    • @cassaundrapress6304
      @cassaundrapress6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bobraekevelt7953 I actually train in close combat. It's my profession lol. But I always have some distance combat tools on me.

    • @cassaundrapress6304
      @cassaundrapress6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bobraekevelt7953 thank you for the tip about the blade necklace though. I'll look into it

  • @kyuutatsu
    @kyuutatsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "You think I'm a fuckin' Shamen?"
    I died right then and there omg.

    • @Strawbiwi
      @Strawbiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rip

    • @jxris7c
      @jxris7c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R.I.P Jennifer Bauters
      couse of death: "you think im a fuckin' shamen?"
      [year they were born]-2021

  • @UllrT
    @UllrT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    ok, this was hysterical "you could say the bear wasn't... a fan..." "There are people dying out here tom..."
    you earned my subscribe. ROFL. Thanks for this video.

  • @mushroom._.frogs..60
    @mushroom._.frogs..60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    We're here, we're queer.

    • @Red_Butterfly781
      @Red_Butterfly781 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "Ivy you're here you're queer get used to it." - Harley Quinn

  • @zoe.1198
    @zoe.1198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    No such thing as too much fun Kris. You deserve the time. You’re a gem! 😘

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      awwww thanks love xo

  • @ryanamell2568
    @ryanamell2568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I started choking on water from laughing after Kris said "Just bring your freshly used Plunger and stick it to the ceiling"

  • @jackguns_
    @jackguns_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    When’s the character that religiously follows 5 minute crafts coming 😂

  • @jasoncostanzo5337
    @jasoncostanzo5337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    For the record... you already have the precise amount of cake.❤🤗

  • @aleeyahteo29
    @aleeyahteo29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    When Kris said "you can call me Kris" I was like "she definitely hangover" she said it🤣 and hey Kris😊
    Edit: sorry about some confusion but it's the way she said it😅

  • @sirenofamphitrite4612
    @sirenofamphitrite4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    i love kris’s disappointment at five minute crafts giving up on themselves

  • @miaalvandi
    @miaalvandi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    We can all agree that Kris is so hilarious and gorgeous and she just makes our day better so have a amazing day/night everyone

    • @Gamergirl579-v9f
      @Gamergirl579-v9f ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally love her channel!!

    • @twisttytails
      @twisttytails ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you too

    • @miaalvandi
      @miaalvandi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gamergirl579-v9f who doesn’t?

    • @Join_the-Seungberry_Cult
      @Join_the-Seungberry_Cult ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly I'm really annoyed at your likes, 1 more till 100. My I'm sad now

  • @Eizzo7ri
    @Eizzo7ri ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi Kris I just wanted to say, every time I get emotional I will come to your channels for your compliments and it just makes my day every time

  • @VanNguyen-rp4uk
    @VanNguyen-rp4uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I'm guessing Kris went to the islands (Victoria, bowen island, pender island etc.) because here in b.c. the only place a ferry can take you is the islands nearby.

    • @pineapple4454
      @pineapple4454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes bc gang

    • @kelseyworth3891
      @kelseyworth3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s never, “what time are you getting in?” It’s always, “what boat are you catching?”😂

    • @14oznalgenewaterbottle
      @14oznalgenewaterbottle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pineapple4454 tru trueee

    • @coltondavis9125
      @coltondavis9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So B.C. stands for... British Columbia?

  • @MariBerry
    @MariBerry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    When people say laughing is healthy, they weren’t lying. I feel healthy now.

    • @-_IRIS_-
      @-_IRIS_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ✨😂

    • @heartsofgoldd7388
      @heartsofgoldd7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kris: if you ride bikes, stop it
      Me who speeds around my town on a bike: ._______.

    • @NorthStarCircus
      @NorthStarCircus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh-?

    • @theemoinyourpantry7849
      @theemoinyourpantry7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dandelions QwQ theyre saying that laughing is the best medicine

    • @ScutoidStudios
      @ScutoidStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're healthy since you didn't _try_ the hacks!

  • @scarlett.str13
    @scarlett.str13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Hey Kris just wanted to let you know that you probably won’t see this cause your busy but I love love love your videos!! And whenever I watch them they make me so happy!!!!❤️❤️❤️

    • @rayasversion
      @rayasversion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hope she does see it! :)

    • @sophling6670
      @sophling6670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kris please see this

    • @robin8242
      @robin8242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Danganronpa.

    • @scarlett.str13
      @scarlett.str13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robin8242 yes.

    • @just_me_tbh
      @just_me_tbh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bet on my nonexistent aunt that she'll see this

  • @Mochabean_3008
    @Mochabean_3008 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how the fly catcher part where FLIES ARE DYING WHILE THIS TROOM TROOM LADY IS SIPPIN HER ICED TEA LIKE SHES NOT COMMITING MURDER🙌🙌

  • @geneveveandpeyton5536
    @geneveveandpeyton5536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “I had Katrina fun” had me dying 🤣
    Kris always has the funniest videos in store for us

  • @AnaBirds
    @AnaBirds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This lady makes me feel like we know each other for such a long time, lol. Every time I watch her videos I feel like we are LITERALLY talking about something funny.

  • @ajetcobo260
    @ajetcobo260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Someone: there are no weird youtubers in this world!
    Kris: oh so that means it's normal keeping all these things in a camp?

    • @hayleymarse2853
      @hayleymarse2853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No one has ever said there are no weird youtubers… there are no normal youtubers…

    • @thefeisty5365
      @thefeisty5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hayleymarse2853 it was a joke-

  • @sierralowell-rd3nr
    @sierralowell-rd3nr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way you know they have given up is that they aren’t even teaching you how they made it anymore. They just by the product

  • @FLutterBy906
    @FLutterBy906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Kris never fails to make me laugh and smile-
    I mean- look seriously just look at this quote
    "Katrina fun 👀"
    Beautiful innit-

  • @TheRebounder
    @TheRebounder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Kris : I'm gonna stop drinking
    Nona : *You can't do this to me , I started this company , YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED*

    • @kizzbee7207
      @kizzbee7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Katrina: Janet I don’t feel so good

  • @amcc1983
    @amcc1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Every time Kris uploads my day gets 10 times better

    • @lilyeldred2190
      @lilyeldred2190 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Dahliaflower778
      @Dahliaflower778 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bruh Bruh Is that a joke, or are you legit talking trash about a person for nothing. (I’m serious, I can’t tell 😐.)

    • @amcc1983
      @amcc1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dahliaflower778 he's talking trash trying to get people to subscribe to him instead. Honestly, how do people expect to gain subscribers that's way?

    • @Dahliaflower778
      @Dahliaflower778 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amcc1983 They probably don’t.

    • @amcc1983
      @amcc1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dahliaflower778 yea I'm saying how the he'll do they think they are gonna

  • @kingcos19
    @kingcos19 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sorry your voice like this is extremely soothing - I love it

  • @totally_real9981
    @totally_real9981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Kris: who’s carrying around *beep* wire saws?!
    Scouts: ……. Me

  • @ilianagonzales7798
    @ilianagonzales7798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    It’s not five minutes crafts it’s “five minutes or more OF HELL” 💀💀😂😂

  • @iMx1r
    @iMx1r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Why is nobody talking about how her reactions are ✨ PRICELESS ✨

    • @Itsyoboi_tman
      @Itsyoboi_tman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you talkin about it's not priceless it's awesome

    • @jaime8309
      @jaime8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Itsyoboi_tman it's an expression

    • @amaianimates5605
      @amaianimates5605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Itsyoboi_tman it means that her reactions are amazing

  • @Flag_Football6
    @Flag_Football6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “And where gonna try to get some eduimication in..”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @manithemaniqwin9196
    @manithemaniqwin9196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "Who just has sage in their pockets?"
    Me, a Witch: Quietly raises hand

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The witch at my last hippie music fest, had a thermos and pouches of various homegrown herbs and fungi to make all kinds of teas and tinctures

    • @moss2877
      @moss2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@37thraven yup sounds about right lmao

    • @connorlyon2354
      @connorlyon2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I literally commented almost the exact same thing then scroll down four posts and see this lol

    • @cipher_eye
      @cipher_eye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sameeeee

    • @lovinglily-anne9264
      @lovinglily-anne9264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao