Attempting Dumb 5 Min Crafts
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This was actually pretty fun! Like the video if you want to see me try more 5 min crafts! Thank you for watching!
Appreciate you!
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Kris: Did I buy a drill? Yes because I'm committed. Also Kris: I don't have tortillas so we'll use frozen bread
EXACTLY 😂👍
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@-#@
@Diglett blue
(👈👁👃👁👈)
Lmao love her
The fact she knows that the crafts are stupid but does it anyways. This is why she's one of my favorites! 😃
True
She is the kind of person who say sh*t is sh*t and stupid is stupid and i accept you
Funny how ur pfp is Lisa and totally real "Genshin Impact" account comments on your comment
Lots of other TH-camrs do this like wtfh
lisa pfp
Kris: I don't even have a stuffed toy for this hack
Pete in the corner: *sweats nervously*
Kris: I only have this pillow
Pete: *relief*
Lol fr😂
So true
He was also panting and couldn’t breath.
I'M UR 900TH LIKE
@@StephanyMartinsonbro thinks he’s special
"Ohh we are gonna need a friend for that too. Whelp. Don't have that."
*story of my life*
Now I have that whole damn song stuck in my head. Yes I have issues I am aware...help
Ozlbca, it reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html
Same
"We need to fix the economy, any suggestions Kris?"
Kris: "DUCT TAPE"
👏 facts ⬆️
Meanwhile her neighbour:
“She’s at it again, Tom..!”
💀✋
I’m dead 💀😂
“She’s trying to commit not alive!”
(Casual reference to Janet's neighbors)
Obvtga, it reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html
15:19 that "everybody stay calm" was so adorable 🥺
;:(
Kris: **Trying to cut a watermelon with her car window**
Kevin: what is she doing now? Gawd help me
The neighbour must be having a field day
You mean “dOg hElP mE”
ShE’S at iT AGaIn ToM!
She’s at it again Tom!
omg i was thinking that i love it LOL
I love how Kris’s solution to everything is duct tape
It’s like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side, and holds the universe together.
Have a child that won’t shut up?
💫You know what to do..grab a roll and make them shut it💫
Next it’s going to be flex tape 🤣
Thats the only type of tape i got plus it work good
@- irisyc - it does
Kris really did have the ultimate dad solution to everything: duct tape
😂🥰yesss! Btw this made me think of Stiles and his jeep!!😂😂
I’m sorry, I ruined the number, it was on 111.
DUCT TAPE, OOH-WOO-OOH
YOU CAN FIX MOST ANYTHING WITH
DUCT TAPE, OHH-WOO-OOH
*cOUgh*
Lol
I love how kris always says nice things to us. It makes me super happy
Kris: "I am terrified of balloons"
Also Kris: *Instantly gets over her fear of balloons*
Hi
Hi
@@angelena3137 Hello..
Kris's neighbour be like She's a Russian SPY!
@@realinstagramuser. cringe
I like how she just throws everything when she hates something or is just mad🤣🤣😂😂 also love the voice when you blew up the balloons it was so iconic
Or screams 😂
@@whoskayleebragg 😂😂😂😂😂ya
Kris when she uses her box cutter for the pillow “cuts good I got this from the dollar store” she sounds so proud of that Lol
Omg, I died when you taped paper eyes to your eyelids! 😂😂😂 Favorite part of the video!
"you're not besties y'all are fam"
Really felt that one
Lol and the chest pat too 🤣😂🤣
The fact that Kris literally cut a watermelon using her car window is amazing. I loved that part it made me laugh😭😂❤️
Same lol
Same! Except now my brain is running around trying to figure out how the hell she’s going to clean up that watermelon juice so her car doesn’t get moldy 😬
@@stacim9958 yes! I was thinking the same thing 😭
How did the window not break
@@rachelbecker316 I have no idea lmao😭
Kris: “I love horror movies”
Also Kris: *is horrified by balloons*
Isn’t everyone lmaooo
The scream when the balloon popped. I watched that part like 100 times
SHOCKING!!
th-cam.com/video/78xRjnLxZhIS/w-d-xo.htmlHOCKING!!
th-cam.com/video/78xRjnLxZhI/w-d-xo.html
Its actually crazy that 4 years ago I just knew you as the one funny youtuber that swears a lot. Now my whole life revolves around your videos. LOVE YOU KRIS.
Can we all appreciate who she is and that she brightens everyone's day with this content so so fun to watch thankyou a million kris your the absolute best.
Yessir
@@realinstagramuser. your a horrible advertiser and person :)
@@realinstagramuser. my man has no videos
@@realinstagramuser. ahhhh you tried huh? But ya failed hard
Quick spamming your meaningless message when you have nothing to show for it. Lol.
Kris: “I don’t have a stuffed animal I wanna rip apart”
Pete the dragon: *SWEAT DRIPS DOWN FOREHEAD INTENSELY*
I thought she was gonna do that one to me and pete were scared for his life
bahahahahahah i could never!!!!
@@kallmekris the next day kris:I HATE YOU *rips Pete apart*
@@kallmekris Hiiiiii
OMG krissss hi!
Kris is that one goofy friend that everyone wants to be around
Yes yes YES
Fax
That's a fact
12:42 Kris is scaring herself blowing up a balloon (because she has a fear of them) then proceeds to make a joke out of it at 12:53-12:57. Probably my favourite part of the entire video. We all love you Kris. You always know how to make us smile with your funny moments and heart warming compliments.
omg mine too! those faces were way too funny
💖
my two favorite moments are:
1: when she jumps back during the watermelon scene
2: when she screams because the balloon pops
It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html&.skkta
SAMMMMMME!
Oqlcfa, it reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html
People: “No one is talented at everything.”
Kris: “Allow me to introduce myself.”
Yass
These bots are so annoying 🤧
@@superdupersanik just report them. I dong know if it makes a difference, but its satisfying.
noone:
literally noone:
Kris: "DUCTTAPE!"
ductape is the solution to everything lmao
Your pfp is my PC's background lol
@@bellatrixlestrange1602 hahaha thats a strange coincidence lmao
It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html&.yeaqa
Ducttape is the strongest material in this world.
the spelling tho-
I loved watching Kevin in the car's reflection when she was trying to cut the watermelon on the window 😆
"What have you learned today?"
Me: Duct take solves everything, and I'm not the only one who hates/gets terrified of balloons popping
My dog is afraid of balloons.
LOL
Nobody:
*literally anything goes wrong
Kris: DUCK TAPE
Kris: “ because your not my bestie your my fam.” Dom torette: “Did someone just say family nothings more important than family.”
Dom Toretto 😂
11:00 I love how you can see Kevin
Kris: I kinda hate when people say bestie like, ur not my bestie
:’(
Kris: we’re fam
:’)
*I love how the dragon in the back is just thinking about life.*
Spyro.
Pete
Yes ,
AHAHAH IKR
He’s plotting the end of the world
I love that she’s terrified of balloons but wanted to make the balloon shoes 😂 her little scared noises while blowing them up is a whole ass mood
Once you buy a power tool. You get hooked. I know own ten power tools because I needed them once. Lol. But they are here when I need them again. They are fun.
Kris: Wait, can I- can I body surf on this thing?
**attempts body surf**
Kris: *Inaudble screaming*
things we learned in this video:
-kris is scared of balloons
-duct tape solves everything
same- lol
@Alecia Marie yes a agree
Duct tape**
@@aayn4 D u c k tape.
As an engineer I can confirm that everything can be solved with duct tape, booze and an impact driver.
my japanese boyfriend actually eats chips with chopsticks so that he doesn’t get his keyboard greasy- that 5 min craft was actually just an everyday part of life for me 😂
My sister does it too
That’s so smart tf
Lol
What's your secret 👁️👄👁️
I only do it with chips that dye my fingers. Like takis or doritos
I'm honestly happy that my likes, views, and subscriptions supports people like Kris.
We keep our “extra loaf” of bread in the freezer and the loaf we’re currently using in the fridge. It keeps is from getting moldy so we can actually finish a whole loaf. We keep our flour tortillas in the fridge, too. And extra bags of (unopened) chips in the freezer…they don’t get stale.
My mom used to do that with bread. I didn't find out till I was living on my own what it's SUPPOSED to taste like🤣😂
Me & my family do all of those except the chips. I might have to try it now.
What?
Same
You put your f@cking bread in the fridge?????
Damn. Those 5 minutes crafts are getting out of hand.
I make my own USEFUL HACKS
@@stephanieblair8325 same😂
Yep Woof
@@stephanieblair8325 same lol
So. True.
Kris' neighbours are probably already tired of her shenanigans.
Kris' neighbours be like: TOM, SHE IS OUT DOING IT AGAIN!!
@@rudranisengupta9188 neighbors: nancy get the kids were leaving dont pack our things were leaving
Oh their way past tired
Its just fine
Kris- “What if I crawl?”
Cuts to a scene of her standing on the cardboard😂😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
Kris: 'Is it bad to put duct tape on your eyeballs?'
Lol
Kris, *proceeds to duct tape eye lids*
@@kaileeheideman9628 ikr 😂
The pregnant one made me think you should make a character that is a first time pregnant mom but joins the mommy and me class and tells the other moms everything they're doing wrong xD
That would be funny
I agree
I love this idea smmmm
Yes
Yes!
She was bleeping out the swears then I think she gave up and couldn’t be bothered 😂😂😂❤️❤️✨❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
WANDA!
Just like 5 minute crafts, that started with making stuff, and now they cant be bothered :D
@@Freakyman403 that pretty much sums it up!
I absolutely love how if a problem occurs..
Kris-DUCT TAPE!!!😂
When Kris can't do something
Kris's solution:
"DUCT TAPE"
Correct!!!
Yasss😩
I think @Kallmekris needs to switch to Gorilla tape instead 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Duck tape is a girls best friend
@ILoveCacti a*
I like how Kris doesn’t even hesitate to destroy a perfectly nice pillow 😂
yeah a subscriber sent her that pillow as well
Ikr!
Yeah its pretty irritating if i think about it
@@Pirate_tat87 o
@@Pirate_tat87 Realy??!👁👄👁
Kris: *Normally cuts her pillow for a video*
Me: *Y'ALL SHE'S SACRIFICING HER POOR PILLOW FOR US.*
She just got that as a gift from a follower. I mean its hers now.
@@V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos I was about to say, but I was like “let’s check the comments” no one said anything about it, only you-
Exactly i felt a lil bad about it
@@teresaramirez592 I regular commented. My roommates and I gave a couple of those pillows and love them. They need sewing around the edges at times because the stitches pop a bit after a few weeks, but still a great pillow. Or so my Chihuahua mix thinks since she claims them as hers when she's on the bed.
Did this affect some people?- 💀 It was just a joke- 💀
Kris, I just want you to know that I really appreciate the lengths you go to to make us laugh...the watermelon...oh boy 😂😂😂😂
Oh and love seeing Kevin following you around curiously❤❤❤
this is kris’ world and we’re all just living in it watching her and it’s great
Two things Kris and I have in common: bread is stored in the freezer, and a fear of balloons 😅
Haha same
Balloon fear? √. Bread in refrigerator...does that count?
Kris: squeaks balloon and makes it look like she is screaming, with effects
Me: dies from laughter
Lol
Omg ikr, along with the filters....
chefs fricken kiss mate! 👌👌👌
I am dying, I laughed way too much
@@TurqoiseTax same
The eyes.. THERE SO..
✨real✨
“you’re not my bestie, you’re my fam.” She really cares about her supporters, I stan a caring Queen! 💟 👑
Sameeeee
@@kellymendoza2132 wut...bruh just edit the comment than say it here 🤦
YAAASSSSS
@Genshin Impаct 🅥 your not genshin impact
yeh forgot abt that
Breaks something
Kris: Duct Tape
Building Crafts
Kris: Duct Tape
Someone dies
Kris: Duct Tape
School nurse when arm breaks : uses duck tape to tie ice to the leg
@@aalvids LOL
@keep rollin silence bot
*When you need someone to die*
Duct Tape
This is the funniest comment ever! I can just imagine all that happening, like in one of her skits, lol!
Kris, you’re hilarious, but whoever is editing your videos needs a pay raise because he/she is adding 10 levels of comedy to an already hilarious video. I love it.
I think it is Kris as well, correct me if I'm wrong.
why did kris face her biggest fear for us!? she is deeply afraid of balloons she didn’t have to do that! but she did, she is so kind for doing that just for the entertainment of us. kris is so funny and I could watch her content all day long. you are so kind and considerate and we all love you and will support you in any situation you are in. I hope you choose to keep going instead of stopping this channel, and keep working hard to be something even more than this one day. bye kris!
12:53 was the funniest moment of the video for me. The filter she applied, I can't even.
I love how you keep an endless supply of duct tape on your desk.
Are you trying to tell me that isn't normal ?
There's no such thing as too little Duct tape, tie wraps and baling twine.
👌
Noce
(nice )
@@Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit I was just thinking the same thing 😄👌
I love how vulnerable she is with her fam/fans.
Kris cracks me up. Im sick in bed rn and I feel so dead and she still managed to make me laugh ❤❤
Kris: trying to get the ballons to stay together
Also Kris: Literally has duct tape from the begining of the video
"I ACT LIKE I DON'T CARE, BUT I CARE." 14:59
The way you said that killed me.
Two things I have learnt from this video:
1. Ducktape is an answer to everything
2 Kris is very good at tieing balloons beside her fear. Good for u Kris
Kris: "i think i need friends for this one"
Kris: slowly realizing she has no friends
Kris: "I'm terrified of balloons-"
Me: "**GASP** ANOTHER PERSON! YESS!!!"
My people
@@autumncundiff9802 Yesss.
@safira what about Joe?
Same
@@autumncundiff9802 what about bofa
I'm terrified of the sound of balloons popping too. I would never judge you. I love you Kris! 😍
Just too cringe-
Same Christine!
Same
Me too! Glad I’m not alone haha
Even tho shes annoyed and knows it stupid, She does it anyway, With a smile on a face... Thats what i love abt her tbh-
I read this so wrong 😂 I thought you said even tho she’s annoying and stupid 😂
@@PietroMaximoff. 😂😂 nono shes never annoying!!😂😂👀
@@laavenderr_1248 i am ur 98th like :)
@@pwuddingsprinklez tyy!!
I am ALSO terrified of balloons popping, so I would have refused to do any balloon hacks, but that's why you're the creator and I'm not lol
Kris: **wears eyes**
A random worker: HOKY SHIT SHES POSESSED
Who is more possessed the random person for thinking that something that I'd normal is posed or the person with the eyes.....
Hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@summermurray265 person with the eyes maybe
@@wandamaximoff9880 hehe
@@elitebookworm1422 why is your comment so funny 😂
She may have spared us from doing these not so 5 minute crafts, but in doing it she lost her sanity
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verified
bruh your everywhere
stop
I said no
Can we just appreciate that Kris annoys her poor brain cells just for us? ❤️
Honestly 5 minute crafts are so dumb.. but honestly Kris makes it so much more entertaining than it literally is. We all need someone like Kris in our lives 🥰
Yeah and we should tell her not to eat the side that was cut from the outside cuz it would be like eating all the accumulated dust.
Kris:”Ah a corner of a table that I will cut my head open,THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THUMBNAIL!😂😂😂
Actually had a panic attack today at school, life’s been- shit, to say the least- lately, so watching your videos make me really happy. Thank you for making us laugh on our bad days, Kris. Your incredible and I admire you so much. I hope you are having a lovely day!
i know saying this probably won’t do anything but i really hope you’re ok i hope you remember that someday you’ll open your eyes and see the world in all its glory i hope you find the will to stay strong during all of it no matter what happens and i hope you take care of yourself and others around you because that’s what life is about and that’s the beauty of it all love you and have a great day/night 💕🐝
when the panic go brrrrrr
@@gromitwomit1612 That was really cheesy and really nice!
@@ramen2193 I shouldn't laugh cuz this is a serious subject but LoL
No matter what, I hope you're doing well now and just remember that you're not alone in this! We're here if you ever need to talk :)
The fact that she destroyed such an amazing, fluffy and big pillow hurts me
Justice for the big pillow ✊
I think a fan gave her that bc in a vid she was opening fan mail she got that pillow out of a box
ikr i felt like really bad. i don't think that vegan teacher will help save poor helpless floofy pillows
@@TheSylvester410 I think you're right.
That was like a way to hide a drink while you're at school, pretendíng that you're eating a sandwish but you're actually drinking lol 😂 😂
HAHA 😅😂😂😂💅💅💅
I sandwish 5 min crafts isnt a thing
Put it in a waterbottle
IMAGINE IF YOU GOT DRUNK-
I-
love how kris recreates these with an even lower budget than the actual crafts
“I’m terrified of balloons popping” *smiles for a good 5 seconds* Don’t judge me.
Same lmao
“i’m terrified of balloons popping “
me: “ME TOOOO!”
Me too :)
Flinching the whole time because I hate that noise
I don't like balloons popping either!
My husband's entire spine is fused. He can sleep sitting up in a chair without worrying about his head bobbing. When he's in his office he sits with his back to the door and has his computer set to never go to sleep. He can easily drift off for a quick nap and nobody is ever the wiser.
If you gotta have a disability, might as well make it work to your advantage now and then. Am I right?
Hell yeah!
Damn that’s smart-
I wish I could do that- but at the same time, I’d go to sleep and never wake up
@@omnisexualidiot3750 same lol
Im sorry about your husbands disability, hope everything goes well with you two
exunctly
Her screaming when she was blowing the balloons killed me
I absolutely lost it with the balloon noises & faces. I also felt really bad knowing how much she hates balloons. I was right there with her hoping they wouldn't pop, cringing when they were close to popping, and then got scared when she decided to body surf. Not sure which I feel worse for her about: the balloon popping or the watermelon car. … Watermelon car is worse, but still.
Thank you Kris. Your dedication, creativity, and humor are top notch and we all love you for everything you put up with for us lol.
same
SAME
SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was CRYING “excuse me”
Your are a goddess to us
"I'm gonna be scared and need counseling after this" "oh look a sharp corner of a table that I can split my head open on....that'd be a good thumbnail" "the shit I do for the internet" your the best😂😂
Balloon: *pops*
Kris: *turns into a pterodactyl being actively murdered*
😂😂😂😂
12:24
dont worry kris, your not alone! I hate it so much when people pop balloons it scares the sh** out of me! Love u kris!! 😊
Normal people: "Diamonds are a girls best friend!"
Kris: "Nope duck tape is a girls best friend!"
Really tho
I’m not even sure if she’s a girl anymore I think she’s a Spohn of the devil😆
It's true and here's how I use it
- to tie up anyone's ex that treated them wrong
I swear I'm okay
Who said Diamonds are a girls best friends?
Diamond are a mincrafters best friend.
@@CosmiTwink no netherite
Let's just appreciate the fact that Kris went out of her way to scare herself by doing things that might pop balloons just for our entertainment
Globophobia. One of the most common fears actually. I sympathize entirely, I wouldn’t have done it.
Kmk please do more 5 minute crafts videos! I watch them everyday and I enjoy them so much!
Kris: * has fear of balloons popping *
Kris's enemy: *starts popping balloons*
Kris's fans: Looks like we've gotta mission fellas *grabs gun*
Better one
Katrina: looks like we've gotta mission Misha and Sergei
G R a b s G u n 😆😆
Indeed😌😌
Amazing
That's to little *loads RPG*
LOL!
Kris be like:
Broken arm!?! Fear Not! I've got DUCK TAPE!!
To be fair tho you could probably make a strong enough cast if you use enough of it
It is like school nurses with ice packs
school nurse vibes but ducktape instead of ice
imagine have to take it of tho like ''time to take the duck tape of my arm and all my arm hairs''
Yasssss
Kris: Instructions UNCLEAR
Also Kris: *Proceeds to use duct tape*
Kris with any problems: DUCT TAPE!!!
Let’s take a moment to appreciate kris losing brain cells for us.
358 likes and a heart by the legend her self,how convenient,lemme just slide through here.
And let’s also appreciate the fact that WE ALL lost brain cells after watching these dumbass “crafts”
Yess 🙏🙏
We’re all losing brain cells together ❤
The fact that she put her fear of the balloons popping, aside for this video, says it all. And the scream was so genuine that I feel bad
Kris seems like the coolest person to hang out with
She is the coolest person to hang out with :)
i keep my bread in the freezer too! keeps it nice and fresh and after you toast it you can't even tell it was frozen! also makes for a great summertime snack when it's too hot for toast...or when you're just too lazy to make toast. Frozen bread is better than just plain bread.
Can we just appericate the fact that she got over her fear of balloons fpr this. U R AMAZING KRIS!
Wait she has a fear of balloons?
@@Me-su2bu And? They could have not noticed.
@@Me-su2bu I was reading the comments before I watched the video