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@AbnormalIySwaggy I know me, does that count? what I mean is that she embraces it for the video. she doesn't shy away from the random thoughts or edit them out. it was badly worded. it can be difficult getting thoughts translated to actual words, as I'm sure you know. still, no need to be an ass about it.
as a born and raised Bostonian that was probably one of the most accurate things I have ever heard. Right down to talking about my mother. Keep up the fantastic work!👍
Not me being a crochet/knitter and having made SO many pompoms for hats and stuff and getting irrationally angry at the way they said you should make those. Lol
when she said "your body is looking fit today" it was perfect timing i watched her right after i did a yoga workout. you're the best youtuber ever kris you make us smile every day keep going!
I used to LOVE when my mom would buy a "grab bag" at the discount stores. It was always a surprise what was in them. Have you thought about a video of opening surprise packages from a storage unit or lost mail or Amazon's undeliverables? Would LOVE to see what you get!
Kris at 6:24: "This is a family friendly channel!" *Not even 10 seconds later at **6:33** - Proceeds to swear* God, you never cease to make us smile Kris. We love you ♥
As someone with misaphonia I agree. Like I genuinely couldn't give this video a like out of fear that TH-cam will start recommending ASMR videos to me.😬
I just want to appreciate how Kris is saving me a lot of money and effort by making me smile throughout her videos and making me feel better about being a depressed hot mess , because I'm honestly too broke and a lazy introvert for therapy or friendships. love you so much Kris 🤗❤
I would really like to say how much I appreciate your content. It’s funny and uplifting. Im struggling mentally rn and your videos are one of the things that I really look forward to at the end of the day. ❤
I have come to the conclusion that Kris needs to make a second channel that ISN'T family-friendly so she can say what she thinks up without editing herself. Right now, it's like watching Robin Williams when he was on a talk show. He'd have to edit everything out that he wanted to say. We'd hear the same joke during one of his performances where he holds nothing back and it's a million times funnier. Kris has that sharp wit about her that would be hilarious in an uncensored format.
6:41 those hats are actually pretty easy to make when you get used to it, but they don’t take under five minutes. I’ve done it once before and they’re really cute and fun
I actually used the candle trick for my holster. It does work, but you wanna do it like 5 times if you really want that water/sweat-proofing protection. Let it dry between each layer.
I use to eat glitter blue, tea bags, used coffee beans, rappers of candies, paper, and lots of once warm now cold coffees. I have stopped doing so, well...not the once warm now cold coffees.....I once ate a penny....this video made my day and made me smile ear to ear. I had a coughing fit from how funny this is...hopefully not all of Kris's followers are like me.
the fact that in every video she says "i hate doing these types of videos" but yet she still does more! can we all also admit that she always wants to fight with 5 minute crafts?😂
I've seen one similar to the one with the coffee being frozen into cubes. In the other one, it was the milk that was frozen and put into milk, which makes way more sense. But, then again, this is 5-minute crafts. For the one that was the arm knitting: A while back I looked up that yarn, and the one I could find was pricey. On top of that, it would also take a lot of bundles to make a blanket.
3:59 - "He's gonna be eatin' Elmer's glue for fun an' slappin' his own face to feel things" Hitting way too close for comfort there Kris, back it up a lil bit
I think you'd be an amazing teacher. With your energy, imagination, and personality, you would definitely be able to keep their attention and actually connect with them.
Can we all appreciate Kris’ 100% “family friendly content” 😊
Ikr lol 😂😂😂
Needs to be appreciated😊🙏❤ 😌😌😌😌
💯
100% lol
It's literally not, she said p*n*s
Kris "this is a family friendly channel"
Also Kris 5 minutes later "FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS MY ASSHOLE" 😂😂😂 nobody can make me laugh more than you Kris
My daughter loves her TH-cam channel! she always says she wants to be as funny and pretty as Kris. Keep up the great work, young lady!
So true😂😂😂
Same
Fake
@@ammieeldridge267 whatchu mean fake?
Kris: "I have no friends. "
Celina, Sam, And Colby : 👁👄👁
Fr
the four of them are the best ghost hunting group fr
NO CUZ THATS EXCATLY WHAT THOUGHT😭
Don’t forget jay and Kevin and Pete
Can we just talk about how GREAT she is at doing all of these accents!?🤯🤯
That's what I'm saying
Fr❤❤❤
Yeah 😊
I’m ready to lose sone brain cells if Kris is reacting. She never fails to make me laugh
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tommylmit 🅥 are you the real tommyinit?
@☕︎𝙸𝚝𝚣._𝙲𝚡𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚉☕︎ [ taking a break ]oh :(
Here’s a clip about everyone placing links to clips
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
I agree
Kris and her ADHD segments: As random as they may be, they sometimes produce some of the funniest/golden moments on her channel
As someone with adhd: random what are you talking about
Yeah bc I can relate to her so much because I have ADHD to and I have the hyper active type
I can relate, I’ve got severe ADHD, and this is me on a regular basis 😂
Are you sure that it's random???
Yes, I've got ADHD.
DUCT TAPE
How Kris is always cursing all the time is 100% making this channel family friendly😊 we love you Kris
I would join Kris’s class in a second if she became a teacher. That Five Minute Class subject would be my favourite! 😅
I love how distracted Kris gets. Like, everything takes longer because she goes off on little tangents. It's always so fun
so true
I relate that’s what I do 😭
@AbnormalIySwaggy I know me, does that count? what I mean is that she embraces it for the video. she doesn't shy away from the random thoughts or edit them out. it was badly worded. it can be difficult getting thoughts translated to actual words, as I'm sure you know. still, no need to be an ass about it.
I think that would be the ADHD
That's what ADHD will do to you.. now I really needa get checked for ADHD
as a born and raised Bostonian that was probably one of the most accurate things I have ever heard. Right down to talking about my mother. Keep up the fantastic work!👍
Forgot the Pepperidge Farms cookies.
All except the hoagie... lol
Same
But those were sprinkles, not jimmies. That’s my only thing
Exactly 💯 We joke like this all the time. 😭
Not me being a crochet/knitter and having made SO many pompoms for hats and stuff and getting irrationally angry at the way they said you should make those. Lol
7:39 Kris missed the part where it said put in freezer for 1 HOUR. This is 5 minute crafts For goodness sake!
Not 1 hour crafts😡
I love how whenever there is tape- whether it's scotch tape, electrical tape, etc... Kris is like "DUCT TAPE"
😂😂😂
I know, it was literally electrical tape lol
@@helenachester5992 Every time she says it i cringe, bu i still love her!
6:24 "This is a family friendly channel"
*immediately proceeds curse* We love you too, Kris😂
Ikr😂
when she said "your body is looking fit today" it was perfect timing i watched her right after i did a yoga workout. you're the best youtuber ever kris you make us smile every day keep going!
I used to LOVE when my mom would buy a "grab bag" at the discount stores. It was always a surprise what was in them. Have you thought about a video of opening surprise packages from a storage unit or lost mail or Amazon's undeliverables? Would LOVE to see what you get!
kris is literally an online therapist for me. shes so funny, and amazing. keep up the good work kris
Thanks you
I completely agree!! We love you Kris!
😂😂😂 also I love you Tommy you make me really happy :)
Shut the f up Chris is mine. I'm not snoker
I’m impressed with how well Kris actually did ASMR
@𝕎𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝟙 𝟝𝟙𝟚 𝟠𝟚𝟟-𝟟𝟘𝟚𝟛 sure, that doesn’t look suspicious at all
This is my vote for more ASMR from Kris
She's got a good mic I guess
Can we all appreciate Kris's 100% family friendly content 😊.
word for word
Who else just loves Kris' personality like imagine having her as a friend❤ we love you Kris ❤
Kris at 6:24: "This is a family friendly channel!"
*Not even 10 seconds later at **6:33** - Proceeds to swear*
God, you never cease to make us smile Kris. We love you ♥
🤗
Love her!
😊love you so much kok
I wish I had the patience to make time stamps
and then swears again
kris is literally a queen
her humor is amazing
Agreed
“WOaH LooK WOAh” that needs to be on a shirt 😂😂😂
You make me smile. Thank you, Kris. I hope you know what a gift you are to so many people you'll never meet.
Kris: "youre body is looking extra fit today"
Me: sitting in my bed sick with unbrushed hair, and a XL hoodie, and leggings on "why thank you"
that is me rn XD
OMG SAMEEEE
I have to appreciate how Kris risks her brain cells for us and still has the time to compliment us.
She's so brave!😂
@@LeeLeesBanter Yea lol😂
"Family friendly" this and "Family friendly" that.
**A string of cusswords and adult jokes**
Hola
Hola
I love that the blanket thing is literally just knitting, but with your arm. XD
10:44 - British accent - Wooow what’s it for?i dunno but it’s kinda fun to look at - regular - that’s how I describe myself-kallmekris 2022
I need a half hour unedited video of Kris just "making ASMR" 😆
Why was it so good tho 🤣
TRUEEEE
I have tingle immunity and she just cured it so I need this.
@@alyxleaf me too! She is a natural!
Hahah
Fun fact: the umbrella person in the first clip is actually *the wicked witch of the west*
kris always finds a way to make us laugh
I had a genuine recoil reflex at the ASMR parody moment because I HATE wet mouth noises 😂 well done, Kris
Same! I was clenching my teeth!
And I thought I was insane for hating those noises.
As someone with misaphonia I agree. Like I genuinely couldn't give this video a like out of fear that TH-cam will start recommending ASMR videos to me.😬
I just want to appreciate how Kris is saving me a lot of money and effort by making me smile throughout her videos and making me feel better about being a depressed hot mess , because I'm honestly too broke and a lazy introvert for therapy or friendships. love you so much Kris 🤗❤
Your compliments always make me smile. You look fit as well.
I would really like to say how much I appreciate your content. It’s funny and uplifting. Im struggling mentally rn and your videos are one of the things that I really look forward to at the end of the day. ❤
Kris:"This is a family channel"
Also Kris: Continues to swear
Love her ❤️❤️
Americans: shows death and destruction all day every day on tv.
Also Americans: faints at nipples and swearwords😂😂
Kris is iconic for this @lisaduffy913 😂❤❤we love Kris
She should definitely start an ASMR channel, and 5 min crafts should make her CEO so they don't seem so stupid
Her doing asmr we bo the funniest thing ever or even trying it
Asmr is the most stupid thing i ever seen
Yes I hate watching 5 minute crafts because they take HOURS
@@Meredith_1 ya like who got time for that though
She does a smart then she will be the world's best
Its always nice to come home sit on the couch and watch kall me kris, I swear you cure my sadness...
Can we just appreciate how kris puts so much into making us watch her losing brain cells 😂
Can we just all agree that Kris never lets us have a horrible day she always makes us happy no matter what ❤❤❤
Agree
I have come to the conclusion that Kris needs to make a second channel that ISN'T family-friendly so she can say what she thinks up without editing herself. Right now, it's like watching Robin Williams when he was on a talk show. He'd have to edit everything out that he wanted to say. We'd hear the same joke during one of his performances where he holds nothing back and it's a million times funnier. Kris has that sharp wit about her that would be hilarious in an uncensored format.
Yes please!!!!!!
YES.
Yaaas
It made me laugh that she said family friendly channel, the proceeds to say "you piece of shit" 😂😂 Gotta love her 🙈
This. So much this. Yes!!!
I love how sarcastic she is
You are so chaotic, I love it! Videos don't make me laugh out loud often but your hilarious.
3:30
A child..NO
Can we just appreciate Kris for always making us feel better and just being amazing
We luv you Kris
why are there so many BOTS
8:41 “u don’t think I notice these things!?!” Had me on the floor
No one on TH-cam can make me laugh as hard as you can lol. Love it
I love how in each video Kris just slips further and further into insanity
Yes that is so true
and were all doing it with her
Very true
fr THOOOO
THATS HELLA TRUE
Kris reacting to Duct Tape always brings me joy
6:41 those hats are actually pretty easy to make when you get used to it, but they don’t take under five minutes. I’ve done it once before and they’re really cute and fun
I actually used the candle trick for my holster. It does work, but you wanna do it like 5 times if you really want that water/sweat-proofing protection. Let it dry between each layer.
ouuuhhhh
Kris talking about the yarn project is literally describing how I crochet. I have been working on the same blanket for three years.
hope youll be able to finish it!
@@aarasko awe thank you!! I hope so too. It's slow going, but I'm going to do my best
I swear that was just giant crochet, that person's arms were just the hooks
It’s literally called arm crochet. There are some paterns available on Pinterest.
09:56 I wouldn’t mind having you as a teacher. You wouldn’t be as bad as ThatVeganTeacher that’s for sure
I make blankets like the one at 4:50 with chunky yarn and they made it so much more difficult for no reason.
I wouldn't recommend this to a 14 year old but as a 19 year old you are the perfect humor a college student needs. Thank you!
Can we appreciate how Kris never fails to make us happy 😊😊😃
Yes she never fails✨😊
Idk what's going on
Can we please acknowledge how amazing she is and how she makes everyone’s day better 🥰
Yess
I use to eat glitter blue, tea bags, used coffee beans, rappers of candies, paper, and lots of once warm now cold coffees. I have stopped doing so, well...not the once warm now cold coffees.....I once ate a penny....this video made my day and made me smile ear to ear. I had a coughing fit from how funny this is...hopefully not all of Kris's followers are like me.
The waterproofing your shoes with the paraphern wax does actually work. Mainly it works for non leather shoes.
the fact that in every video she says "i hate doing these types of videos" but yet she still does more! can we all also admit that she always wants to fight with 5 minute crafts?😂
I really love when Kris goes full ADHD mode and just goes completely of the rails 😂 Much more fun to watch than 5 years crafting bit 😂
“I think theirs a clown orgy in there”
-Kris, 10-22
I’m sure you have a lot of friends - you have an amazing sense of humor 😁
I appreciate you a lot. You just brighten my day. I feel depressed I watch you and I’m okay. I had a fever and after watching your video it was gone
Kris is the best influencer. What an icon. Thank you for everything Kris. You make everyones lives better.
8:40 Kris turning into Steven He was the best part 😂
Whenever I see this video just makes me so happy to think about kris being a teacher I would love for her to be my teacher
The admiration in her face is hilarious 😂😂😂 3:28
7:32 scandal, lawsuit, MONEY.
Me✨
Kris Singing "Umbrella"'s empresion is just amazing 😭😭✨
I've seen one similar to the one with the coffee being frozen into cubes. In the other one, it was the milk that was frozen and put into milk, which makes way more sense. But, then again, this is 5-minute crafts.
For the one that was the arm knitting: A while back I looked up that yarn, and the one I could find was pricey. On top of that, it would also take a lot of bundles to make a blanket.
Love the family friendly content🥰
LMAO
Can we just appreciate the fact that Kris does a lot for people who are feeling down?
Yesssss😌💗
This is one of the things I love about her!! She truly cares about people!
And makes it seem so effortless
@@izzyt1626 indeed
WOWWW SO FUCKING COOL NO BODY GUVES A SHIT
3:59 - "He's gonna be eatin' Elmer's glue for fun an' slappin' his own face to feel things"
Hitting way too close for comfort there Kris, back it up a lil bit
When feeling pain over comes true boredom
3:39 not the child 😂😂😂
I used to make those long paper fingers during tests at school and sell them. Good profit..
I love how Kris always makes us happy and laughs
We love you!
5:56 this is a family friendly channel 🤣
5 minute crafts is on another level of making kris rage 😂
Kris always makes my day😊
I love how she compliments us in every video because right now I'm struggling with low self esteem and that compliment really made my day better
@LAKEHUNTIST🇷🇺[Z] bro ur channel😂😂😂stop posting and delete all ur comments
and all ur vids
@LAKEHUNTIST🇷🇺[Z] Bud keep dreaming kall me kris is a legend
as someone who listens to asmr every day, THAT ASMR WAS SO GOOD I instantly got relaxed 😊
TRUEe
Yep.
IKR!!! got tingles right away haha
Why was the asmr actually kinda good 😂😂😂
KRIS: "YOUR BODY LOOKS EXTRA FIT TODAY "
ME: stares at the big ass potato chip in my hand>>
Alternate title: Kris being chaotic for 12 minutes and 58 seconds straight. Love it
I think you'd be an amazing teacher. With your energy, imagination, and personality, you would definitely be able to keep their attention and actually connect with them.
Kris, I’m originally from the Boston area and the way that you got the slang and the accent down is amazing!
6:37 we had to do it back in school😂 everybody finished it after a month. The teacher was mad at everyone 😂
I love how kris compliments us every video and no bother TH-cam does ❤ she is my therapist 😂
the click always tells us we smell delicious today. his content is also 100% family friendly and he is definitely not a furry
She has a job now if youtube somehow dies.
Can we agree that she makes everyone feel better🎉
No actually umbrellas don't do enough. If any slight breeze the water just blows right into you
Yes yes
Those are facts
She’s the best
Agreed
This whole video is just one big adhd loop and I FEEL SO SEEN!!!!😂😂😂
The way she moved her shoulders at least 50 times in the first minute 😂😂
Kris never fails to make me laugh. I love these 5 minute craft videos 😂 also thanks for all the compliments 💖
@Quni marcely wtf bro don't go on it its probably a virus
6:47 Kris, dearest, that is not stitching😂
"At least they're not putting it over their heads, you know? Oh just kidding!" -Kris 🤣🤣🤣
The bottles clicking--"Warriors! Come out to play-ay!"
The nail polish bottles ACTUALLY gave me the tingles, usually it's just when I listen to videos of someone scratching a wood table.
5:14 just Kris being the living embodiment of the ADHD brain 😂
I relate so much it hurts
I can‘t even, your impromptu ASMR gave me instant tingles!!😮😅
3:26
'Warriors!, Come out to PLAYEE!'😁