Make more of these videos but have insomniac Spider-Man and insomniac miles go back and forth and then Andrew and Tobey and Tom join and then the across the spider-verse miles joins
Funny thing is... Years ago, I knew a kid from my old neighborhood whose mom gave him a similar cut but with patches on the top from screwing up... We laughed our asses off whenever he rode by on his bike.
When Miles wore the evolved suit with his hair out and fought some Spider-Man villains, he has his hair brutally cut off as a punishment for his bad suit design
“Once again my theme better, my suit better, my rizz better, my bitch better, my pants better, my face better, my name better, my drip better, my Gwen better, my game better, my universe better, my Uncle Ben is better, you are not amazing, Andrew. I am better than you.” Best. Line. Ever.
Andrew: "MJ is tired of you saying 'my back' when you f🤬k her, don't worry little bro I'll take care of her after this win..." Me: *The Savagery is real!!!* 😂
Andrew : "good roasting skill and punchline" Tom : "want to prouve that he is a good spidey even tho he already is, but gets roast anyway because" t0bEy iS BeTtEr 🤪🤪🤪"" Tobey : "Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is deas. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. GWEN IS DEAD
@@thedydoug8281Don’t forget “I’m better, my shoes is better, my world is better, my shirt is better, my existence is better, my mom is better, my career is better, my name is better, my drip is better, my girl is better, I’m better, I’m better, I’m better, I’m better!” Lmaoo
for more spider-man being a savage: th-cam.com/video/ziyX4yWtmqg/w-d-xo.html
Make more of these videos but have insomniac Spider-Man and insomniac miles go back and forth and then Andrew and Tobey and Tom join and then the across the spider-verse miles joins
Miguel on the girls team is the most hilarious thing ever.
Check out the dome on Miles! He's one bald-ass nigga!!😂
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Bro, Mile's barber violated his hair. That barber is an A-list villain for sure.
It was the Spot who did it lol
Nah he a ss rank
The true nemesis of miles
@@marklap1224nAh it was goatku himself
His haircut was a cannon event🤦🏽♂️
Miles finally showed us what a real *YeYE ass haircut* looks like
💀💀💀
Maybe if he got rid of it Gwen would call him back if she ever stop messing with the Punk Spider of Mexican Vampire Spideeeeer
Funny thing is... Years ago, I knew a kid from my old neighborhood whose mom gave him a similar cut but with patches on the top from screwing up...
We laughed our asses off whenever he rode by on his bike.
Tanisha definitely still with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fkin with
When Miles wore the evolved suit with his hair out and fought some Spider-Man villains, he has his hair brutally cut off as a punishment for his bad suit design
“How is a lizard a villain” meanwhile in his universe he’s fighting sand
😂
Anakin would agree that sand is a villain.
@laedaniel2131you did bro dirty on the taxes part 💀
@@MirFor1Ong Bro
He struggled against a lizard and Tobey fights sands meanwhile Thomas fights a (furry) an old man in a bird costume that can fly.
It’s even more confusing how Ice Spice didn’t give a single flying f**k about Miles’ head💀
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@laedaniel2131it never stopped men from back in the day..
Its all about that Rizz
@@flewis02 yeah but sometimes, SOMETIMES, looks matter. Especially in most situations.
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@@pr.4_realWhat are you talking about that cut is fire
99% of toby's ammunition is "gwen died"
Gwen broke her back
1% of his "better rizz"
Bully McGuire has found the weakness
And wouldn't stop exploit it😂🤣
@@aldimrmr4108he might be a bully Maguire but he steel change the fact MJ cheated on him in every film
@@PALOVOZEKEven the first one?
“Let’s go f**k them up, girls!”
-Miguel O’Hara (Spiderman 2099), 2023
We know exactly who he means by *them*💀
He said "Him" lol. Not "Them".
That was singular. We all know who he wanted to fuck up 😂😂😂
8:44
“Gwen was your first kill” 💀
I looked at comments the moment I got to this moment and this was the first thing I saw. Bruh that was true savagery
@@blackhound553same
And it's the only kill 💀
miles: Gwen gonna be here any minute tobey : stay away from here andrew
Oh wow we watched the same video
The way Migel was running at the end got
me dying. 🤣🤣🤣
Why the hell miles bald
same 😂
He has a personal vendata
@@princesolo2317 I KNOW 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Andrew: Is there a universe where Toby gets bitches?
Thanos: That universe doesn’t exist 😞
Bruh miles has more rizz with that haircut then Tobey and andrew feud😂
The ass sniffer?
(Edit) I take that better he do got better rizz
Lmao
Nah , They did Miles dirty with that one.
@@ElijahROSS-zv9riong the top of his head😂😂😂
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BRO THEY DID MILES DIRTY WITH THAT HAIR CUT 😂😂😂
Bro is the definition of waking choosing violence every morning
This was SO FUNNY. "Gwen is coming, don't DROP her" LMFAO
We all know who Miguel was talking about when he said let’s go mess HIM up😏
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Lol Miles
Even with the messed hair cut Miles still has the most Rizz out of all them XD
Miles: “I Rizzed Them Mom , I Rizzed them ALL.”
@@elijahross9961 is there a reality where Toby get bitches no I’m sorry that reality does not exist. That was your hatred in humiliation.
“Once again my theme better, my suit better, my rizz better, my bitch better, my pants better, my face better, my name better, my drip better, my Gwen better, my game better, my universe better, my Uncle Ben is better, you are not amazing, Andrew. I am better than you.”
Best. Line. Ever.
Eh no offense to BDH but Stone’s Gwen is better
Spider-Gwen is the best of all the Gwen’s.
*as he lead further backward
Best line ever indeed😂😂....even if it's false because there is no better spidey than others, the best is the one you like the most😎
The aunt Mays progressively get better
Somehow Miguel just randomly showing up and saying "Let's go f**k them up girls" is absolute perfection and hilarious lol
Mile's barber is an avengers level threat
The comedy mixed with utter confusion with of Miles’ hair is great.
Miguel really picked up miles like an action figure 💀
Tobey gets that emo rizz when he has the black suit
Andrew got the stuttering rizz
And Tom......Tom gets the BBC
Bro 😂😂
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Nahhhhh 😭
Broooooo💀💀💀💀
BIG BLACK CU-
"Your theme is dead just like your aunt may." GOT ME DYING😂
Tobey going full Homelander on the other Spideys is just facts
....no
@@lordkai59
These are the F A C T S
Tobey is literally pure organic Spider-Man he would rip them apart
@@lordkai59tf u mean “no”??😂
Andrew: "See you guys later, Tobey tell MJ I'll be over in a swing..."
Me: *The Savagery continues!!!* 😂
Said nobody ever:
Ice gave him the falcon drop. Damn
Nah miles got Ice he the best spiderman 😂
Miles got that punishment haircut 💀💀💀
The fact that Tom was taking back shots and they never talked about it😂
"See me personally, I wouldn't allow that level of disrespect but maybe I'm built different." 🤣
“Let’s get ‘em, girls!”
Love you, Spidey 2099
I like how Tom is getting dissed for being short when miles is right there🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I just had a headache, like when Gwens head hit the ground " 💀
Tobey is cooking and Andrew has great cooking skills.
this is the most realistic friend group dynamic I've ever seen 💀
8:45 caught me by surprise 😂
2:51 i just love the slow camera zoom in lol
Andrew's spiderman theme I prefer but Tobby's is iconic tbh
That reality, doesn’t exist😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Shut up, before I use the reality stone to bring back uncle Ben and throw him off the Empire State Building " 😂😂😂😂😂
tobey maguire has the best theme , he is the original og savage spiderman.
That last clip was a straight canon event
I really wish that there was a Tobey Maguire Spider-Man suit instead of the animated one but it's still funny as hell😂😂
Yeah Gwen knows how to get to Miles's heart, especially when she's trying to convince him to like hang out with them.
Tobey is just too savage🤣🤣 Best Spider-Man for real🙌😆
He went from making ass of himself in the beginning of the video to a trash talking chad 😅
Nah Spider-Man's Level of Savageness goes to his comic book counterpart.
"Let's go fuck them up girls!" Miguel, yes! Let's go! 😂
"Tobey you always die first"
"Just like Gwen"
He didn't have to do him like that 😂💀
Andrew: "MJ is tired of you saying 'my back' when you f🤬k her, don't worry little bro I'll take care of her after this win..."
Me: *The Savagery is real!!!* 😂
I just can't look at Miles hairline, look what you did to my boy😔lol
Tobey does have the best theme and its definitely the most memorable one.
I'm surprised Andrew never mentioned how Toby's Mj cheats on him in every movie
Bro this reminded me of why I love TH-cam so much. I didn’t know I needed this, thank you
Tobey: literally roasting the living shit of Andrew
Tom and miles most of the time:😐
Andrew: u-um no bitches🤓
Andrew : "good roasting skill and punchline"
Tom : "want to prouve that he is a good spidey even tho he already is, but gets roast anyway because" t0bEy iS BeTtEr 🤪🤪🤪""
Tobey : "Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is deas. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead. Gwen is dead.
GWEN
IS
DEAD
@@thedydoug8281Don’t forget “I’m better, my shoes is better, my world is better, my shirt is better, my existence is better, my mom is better, my career is better, my name is better, my drip is better, my girl is better, I’m better, I’m better, I’m better, I’m better!” Lmaoo
Gwen was your first kill is crazy
Of the four we see, tom’s theme is the best, but if we’re counting all spider-men, it’s easily spectacular spidey
Andrew is the best spidey. Right behind miles, insomniac, and spectacular ofc
Tom is underrated
Spectacular Spiderman is chilling at the corner with his theme
5:33 let me stop this like Gwen’s life 😂
Iron man asking the real question 🤣
Tobey and Andrew carried this fucking hilarious ass video 😂
Miles just rizzing up every one in every dimension like it's a walk in the park
1:17 king-thanos is too hilarious, but also Andrew tho 😂
Dang who knew tobey was savage
That reality doesn't exist 😭
“That reality doesn’t exist.” Thanos did Tobey so dirty
Breh whaa in the heck was that ending?.. 😭😭
I like how Tom and Andrew both have suits from one of their movies on… and then there’s Tobey who’s just animated
TOBEY IS LEGENDARY NO CAP
Miles haircut killed me XD 😢😭.
3:32
I’ll dig her up for ya Andrew 😂
Miles: hey guys
Others: bald miles? He is breaking another canon
4:57 funniest part
Half the time in the movie she was like that 😂
Andrew and Tom: *Eating Popcorn*
Toby doing a homelander "im better" move
The fact they refer to each other with their actors' names is hilarious
4:28 “Just don’t drop her Miles” 😂
Andrew was OUTTA there. Him and Tom are the only ones who escaped before getting their ass beat lol
Tobey channeling Bully Maguire.
I think my most favorite ongoing joke in these is when tobey keeps roasting dead gwen.
Tobey went from L rizz to W rizz in under 1 minute ... what a legend
1:18 *nah thanos i get your supposed to be a menace but you doing tobey dirty bro* 💀
How Andrew and Tom swap headsets like that‽
Lmfao 😂 💀
Miles has infinte rizz🗣 he got that thunder🗣 rizz🗣
Christopher Daniel barnes had the best theme.
Best tv theme but toby has the best film them danny elfman is a goat
Like how Tom is just sitting there most of the time, enjoying the chaos…
*TOM’S SUITS ARE BETTER. NO DIFF*
I can’t deny, Tom Holland’s Spider-Man theme does kind of slap
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"YOU ARE NOW THE RIZZLER BUDDY"😂😂😂😂
0:53 It’s a freaking lizard!
“Yes daddy” 💀
Bro the ending 💀 😭 🤣
Pops out of no where “lest go f*ck them up girls!” Lol 😂
Yoooo why can’t this be in the movie 😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’ll be funny
Toby was wearing the symbiote suit underneath his classic drip...
Andrew: "Is there a reality where Toby gets b🤬hes?" 🤔
Thanos: "That reality doesn't exist..."
Me: *DAAAAAAMN!!!! SAVAGE AF!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:11 What did Tobey grab his bald head like that 🤣🤣🤣
They all woke at left side 😂
5:20 most brutal roasts I ever heard on a spider man 💀💀💀
Bully Maguire is always the best
How i be arguing with my last 4 braincells