By the end, You can tell Peter worked on himself before seeing MJ. He lost weight, cleaned himself up, while continuing being the Spider-Man we all knew was still there. (Your noted thoughts there killed me by the way. 😂)
Peter B. is definitely one of the funniest and initially one of the most pathetic spidermen. I love him for it. Some of the captions you added were golden: 0:03 0:47 1:07 1:31 1:49 (we all do) 2:11 2:31 (C) 2:55 3:05 (can we all just blame Peter B. for Spot’s quest for vengeance?) 3:10 (Peter B. senex est) 4:01 (no, I won’t time stamp pt. 1) I love how the subtitles you added are different from the things Peter says or does.
It just occurred to me Peter B Parker could have just endorsed that burger joint he loves as spiderman and then invested in it instead of making a Spiderman restaurant Then it would be a win win -he gets to keep the burger joint -he gets money -he doesn’t break his code by using spiderman as a product
0:24 Fun fact: This is a Jewish wedding tradition that the groom does (not sure about the women), and many people have argued wether Peter Parker was or wasn't Jewish. Well, now we can say, from that scene, Peter (B) Parker IS Jewish!!
Peter B. Parker is that one uncle your mom doesn’t want around because he’s a bad influence, but your dad (his brother) always invites him anyways, and he always makes a b line for the food first, and eats a lot of it, while acting tired and drunk (because he probably is) but has excellent life advice that’s mostly how to NOT end up like him.
First movie: I don't wanna have kids!
Second movie: *Happiest father alive* 😄
Now THAT'S character development
He is a 616 Spiderman but he's 616B Peter. So I am happy that Spiderverse gave him a happy life after into.
😂 right
It's not that he didn't want kids it was just scared of having them.
Tell that to the Spiderman with radioactive swimmers
He wanted to have kids at the end of the movie tho my guy
Peter flexed his daughter in front of miguel is wild 💀
bro could NOT read the room to save his live 💀
@@ScarletReillys he is the room
💀💀
Peter B: Take that off, it's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape.
Also Peter B: *casually wears sweatpants*
Danny Rand approves
How do you formally wear sweatpants?
Looks like we found a hypocrite
don't forget miguel in the second movie
@@jonathansorenson6840 wear them to family dinner if it's at a house party
Peter's the type of guy to use soap as shampoo 💀
I know he probably used them 4 in 1's
Alot of us do that too dont we
Raj from Hell’s Kitchen is the type of guy to open the submarine’s window for some fresh air
LMAOOO
aint we supposed to?
I think we can all agree he was a big mood and carried the first movie 😭
“Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse, and making it work?”
Well ur wrong so…
@@TheIcemanthomas explain
He was easily the best thing in the first movie, his arc was far more compelling than Miles
As if Noir needed carrying...
Peter suggests miles to put baby powder in the suit in the first movie, in the second movie miles endorses baby powder (and apologises for it)
I noticed this. 😂😂
I heard it was made out of babies dude!
By the end, You can tell Peter worked on himself before seeing MJ. He lost weight, cleaned himself up, while continuing being the Spider-Man we all knew was still there. (Your noted thoughts there killed me by the way. 😂)
truuee! and thanks lol
It's funnier when you realize he's our version of Spiderman.
what?
@@yoyo777 I think he means the Raimi Spiderman
I think he means like from our dimension, when you see those brands.
Well obviously it's not the same, but they have similar backstories
He is like a deconstruction of the mainline comic book spiderman
Voice acting was BRILLIANT.
He NEEDS a hug.
I love how he asks Miles if he's gonna eat his burger then takes it without leaving him time to answer lol
It's not shown, but he also tells Miles to look up Alchemex, and steals his fries while he's distracted...
@@Bulletproofeyeballsfirst lesson...
Watch the hands not the mouth@@Birkebeiner1066
People do this to me 😑
Men will literally become embroiled in a trans-dimensional adventure that puts the fate of the entire multiverse at stake rather than go to therapy
Dude, that is therapy.
“I grab a bagel and run.” That aged well.”
YOU HIT ME WITH A BAGEL
chekhov's bagel
"Oh look its humbling reality spider-man!"
I want this guy to be my motivational hype man. He may fail miserably, but I still want it.
me too 😭
I think the fact he's basically our Spider-Man, the mainline 616 one that makes this so much funnier
No, 616B is a alternate version
mcu spidey is earth 199999 if thats who you’re referring to, peter b is a different peter completely
@@DiaomBayet its the same spiderman but a different slice of him
@@DiaomBayetHe's basically the same
@@brian.phillips1985 same everything, different universes.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE 2099 SPIDER NOT REACTING TO THE BABY THEN CATCHING AND HOLDING HER ITS SO CUTE XD
Mayday probably reminded him of his daughter......💔
Divorced, depressed, out of shape but still amazing. Still Spider-Man.
4:15 congratulations you've just murdered someone. The cause of death is suffocation due to non stop wheeze laughter
😭
Damn, Miles really was a damn good kid.
It's my favorite Spiderman in all medias because he's old, experimented and differs so much from the other Peter Parker in movies. He's the one.
The fact that this is 616 Peter is…fitting, at least a little bit, given his origin and his struggles
Not 616 peter, 616B Peter
In the movie it says 616 and wiki
@@landinthegarden2603They retconned it
@@landinthegarden2603 movie 616 and 1610 are always 616b and 1610b because they diverge too much from their comic equivalents to be the same universe
the first movie he was broke and dont want kids until the across the spiderverse movie now he has a child and the happpiest father alive fr
Lets all agree that despite having a terrible life he still got happy in the end unlike the original
3:05 imagine if in Beyond the Spider-Verse, one of the jokes involves Spot never happening Peter B. never grabbed a bagel for Miles to throw
4:15, considering how kinky Peter and MJ were before Mephisto messed with everything, I totally agree
I always love how his name tag is beat to crap compared to everyone else’s
Peter B. is definitely one of the funniest and initially one of the most pathetic spidermen. I love him for it.
Some of the captions you added were golden:
0:03
0:47
1:07
1:31
1:49 (we all do)
2:11
2:31 (C)
2:55
3:05 (can we all just blame Peter B. for Spot’s quest for vengeance?)
3:10 (Peter B. senex est)
4:01 (no, I won’t time stamp pt. 1)
I love how the subtitles you added are different from the things Peter says or does.
LMAO, glad you appreciate them
5:04
“A dead one”
Emotional damage
Peter big booty parker
That sounds like a legit full name wth
Peter Big Booty Recoil Parker
Spider glutes
Peter B(urnout) parker
He was the best character in both movies.
You can't change my mind.
I want to agree because I love Peter B so much, but Hobie.
Omg that baby powder bit. Never saw that connection!
Also May Parker doging the web Peter shot is so quick, her spider sense is amazing at her age
Him eating burgerss made me kinda hungry ngl
"I buried Aunt May"😭
Love the slight references to Peter being partially jewish. Its an interesting tidbit to his character thats almost never shown
It just occurred to me
Peter B Parker could have just endorsed that burger joint he loves as spiderman and then invested in it instead of making a Spiderman restaurant
Then it would be a win win
-he gets to keep the burger joint
-he gets money
-he doesn’t break his code by using spiderman as a product
YES GIVE KE THEM BURGARS
Miles is really me when I see someone eat a burger 😂😂😂 2:30
The cape scene still makes me laugh to this day cause i love that it subtly references spiderman Unlimited 😆
...How dare they
Out of all the Spider-Mans to exist, he is certainly one of them
1:05 😂😂😂 i love this
We need more Formerly Fit superheroes. I'm fed up with everyone giving everyone muscles.
Or heroes that look ripped and run out of breath in 5 minutes because they have no endurance.
Peter B. Parker is probably the most relatable character I hav seen in this movie.
Fun fact. B stands for Burrito.
They missed the best clip when he's getting beat up but takes the time to say "good news we don't need the monitor" lol
2:55 endorsing** smh
I don't know how, but I love this Spider-Man most of all.
He’s my favorite Spider-Man.
Oh goodie, “humbling reality Spiderman” has joined the party.
Cannot wait for Part 3!
I love him ❤
Miles is the reason Peter decided he wanted a kid. They both encouraged each other to be a better person.
Peter B. Parker is the realest spider-man, he couldn’t have anything go right and was all around screwed over. But he is still spider-man
I wish the Avengers could meet this Spider-Man
Peter the type of guy to use 100 in 1
Legit too good
god i need him
0:36 lol😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape"
Spider-Man Unlimited: "Hey! What's wrong with my cape?!"
"How did I get stuck with a janky old broke hobo spiderman??"
I love this man.
0:35
Peter: But I handled it like a champion.
Also Peter: *Cries in a bathtub*
Alternate title: peter and mile being the duo of all time
Now its just a 6 year wait
GAWD DAYUM
Peter B is the best one. I don't care if anybody says other wise. God I love him so much
0:24 Fun fact: This is a Jewish wedding tradition that the groom does (not sure about the women), and many people have argued wether Peter Parker was or wasn't Jewish. Well, now we can say, from that scene, Peter (B) Parker IS Jewish!!
He's so chill and fun 😂 and talk about an arc - that development? Mm. As tasty as that burger
The depressed fast food, the vibez.
2:14 is the best clip ever
Does anyone know what issue of the amazing spiderman it is that is shown at the beginning or if it even exists?
They closed because of the c food rating
Peter B. Parker is that one uncle your mom doesn’t want around because he’s a bad influence, but your dad (his brother) always invites him anyways, and he always makes a b line for the food first, and eats a lot of it, while acting tired and drunk (because he probably is) but has excellent life advice that’s mostly how to NOT end up like him.
Casting Jake Johnson was genius, couldn't find a better fit if they tried
Imagina if he still acted like this around Miguel
3:12 "My Back!"
How could you make a Peter B compilation and not include “not bad kid”
sorry about that. L on my part
1:11 😂
It's insane how Peter B had more character development in two movies then 616 Peter has in years.
i mean this peter is 616 just in different universe
"did you break this?"
"no, it broke"
"-_-"
0:24 At least the kiss 💋 is accurate for Peter B. Parker
peter b.: "..you think I'll be any good at this?"
MJ: "??
you're asking that now??"
0:36 awww bro :(
3:10 damn that stretch
5:13 damn right
4:15 WILD CAPTION LOLOOLLLLL
“Why did I have to get stuck with a janky old broke hobo spider man?” Miles morales
0:24. It should've been me!!!!!
4:16 WILD LMFAO
0:03 * d i e s* 😂😂😂
Top 5 peters i'd say hes in 5th very confidently
5:07 track name?
may day
4:05
What is ex divorced u mean remarried?
3:00 peter b parker: spider man doesn't wear a cape
2023 Spider man 2099: am i a joke to you
0:05 what were you feeling about sweatpants disheveled dilf age peter parker sleeping 🤨
romantical
@@ScarletReillys i see. weak. i was thinking things that would make him blush
@@g.j.9515 omg?@?*@ like what 😭
I can’t get over that title
What the heck is that supposed to mean
How am I supposed to focus on the video with a title like that
he is most definitely a spider-man of the all time
hopefully miles meets mj in the 3rd movie
Hard to believe Jake Johnson went from voicing Grouchy Smurf to THIS guy…
HE WHAT
2:01 why is his jacket and hair not trying to go to the ground
1:31 *dI Es PT 2 * 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DAD
To me
Love his lazy look
2:25