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  • @greshan7789
    @greshan7789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23543

    I kind of wish I never heard of Bill Burr, he's so good I can't watch other comedians without being disappointed.

    • @HappyFeetBoxing
      @HappyFeetBoxing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      u should listen to his podcast. I used to listen to it like it was my religion

    • @marcusc3463
      @marcusc3463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      +Greg Shand I know what you mean... I love his raw honesty.... he says what 95% percent of men think...

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      +Evi1M4chine
      Stanhopes just a drunk. He’s not even a has been because he never was. Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Rock, Chappelle, Burr, Patrice - those are legends

    • @zinowor
      @zinowor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +Neg Ative i like your list, sir

    • @asystat
      @asystat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Neg Ative + Louis CK, Steve Huges

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3986

    "That dude was one of angriest I ever met" Considering Bill probably owns a mirror, I dread to think of how angry that dude was.

    • @Freshness0009
      @Freshness0009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @novatheraven
      @novatheraven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😹😹

    • @IronHide3910
      @IronHide3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @Moneyg73
      @Moneyg73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Bill's not necessarily angry as much as I believe he's allergic to bullshit.

    • @Eradicatetheobvious
      @Eradicatetheobvious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Moneyg73 and these aren’t rants, they’re “allergic fits” lol

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    "Gimme a pamphlet, tell me about your militia" is such an underrated line 😂

    • @vibin_psilocybin
      @vibin_psilocybin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and it's so true now more than ever

    • @wm9482
      @wm9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I nearly died at that line. Admittedly thinking I could eat while watching Bill burr was my fault

    • @KnivingDispodia
      @KnivingDispodia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legitimately the only line of Bill Burr’s stand up I’ve ever laughed at. He’s obviously good at what he does but he’s just not for me.

    • @o-wolf
      @o-wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The delivery is raucous af but there's a loaded subtlety to that line that rings true to this day

    • @alanfulcher460
      @alanfulcher460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KnivingDispodia then I gotta ask what you're even doing here lol. This is some random standup bit of his from like 10 years ago...

  • @theomegaconcern9564
    @theomegaconcern9564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9891

    I love how they cut to black folks laughing to let the tv audience know everythings ok :p

    • @mmon764
      @mmon764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      It's ok. You have our permission to laugh

    • @scharlesworth93
      @scharlesworth93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      he handled it really skillfully...don't need to say the word - just tell the story

    • @kekt536
      @kekt536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      people dont have to be told if something is okay to laugh at imo

    • @scharlesworth93
      @scharlesworth93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      In fact somehow so much funnier because he didn't say it - I mentally picture the dude starting to mouth the word and the camera cuts away

    • @chrismark5099
      @chrismark5099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

  • @PiratesoftheLegobean
    @PiratesoftheLegobean 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4808

    "COME ON UP HERE!"
    Well they came up there.

    • @auggiedoggie83
      @auggiedoggie83 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I was rolling when he said that lmao

    • @alexanderhayward8505
      @alexanderhayward8505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Southpaw FX "They" also got their asses beat by the fans in the stands, contrary to what Bill is saying here.

    • @Chris-sf4rq
      @Chris-sf4rq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Alexander Hayward shut up no they didn’t

    • @Ianno-xj9ib
      @Ianno-xj9ib 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Well I still have the liquid in my cup..."

    • @DrewCammieAndIanSk8
      @DrewCammieAndIanSk8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      they didnt get their asses beat they got drinks and popcorn thrown on them hahaha, ron artest was literally 180 turning to knock out a new person that would try to attack him

  • @MCCABEWORLD
    @MCCABEWORLD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3953

    Bill Burr with hair damn 😂

    • @kgotlelloo
      @kgotlelloo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      With his orange wig

    • @nolove8419
      @nolove8419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ronald Mcdonald looking head

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nolove8419 😆😅😅🤣🤣

    • @IsaacAbunu
      @IsaacAbunu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I seem him with hair a lot.

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IsaacAbunu were?? 😒😒😒

  • @johnny718bravo
    @johnny718bravo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7171

    "I still have the liquid in my cup" LMAO

    • @jonrojero6478
      @jonrojero6478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      johnny718bravo bill burr always makes me smile his descriptiveness and way of telling the story is magnificent

    • @gregakagreat
      @gregakagreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      johnny718bravo ha ha

    • @kennethbonney7638
      @kennethbonney7638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      johnny718bravo 😂💀👻 hahahahahaha

    • @jameswhite6056
      @jameswhite6056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      johnny718bravo can someone give link to the hockey game he's talking

    • @BeeZx
      @BeeZx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      James White where in the fuck did you hear hockey in this entire video.

  • @hlminds609
    @hlminds609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4284

    Bill and Dave Chappelle can navigate through many different crowds. Same material. Bring up taboo topics and make you cry laughing.

    • @Gilbertr0711
      @Gilbertr0711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Bill Burr was in some skits in Chappelles Show. You probably already knew that.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Gilbertr0711 "I'll have a Samuel JACKSON." "And then his wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird, your honor."

    • @chadtinio6689
      @chadtinio6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree!!!!

    • @brandondowdy4220
      @brandondowdy4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gilbertr0711 I didn't know that

    • @AdamS235
      @AdamS235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bill and Dave were and are good friends I believe, their old white guy voice is almost the same, I love it

  • @blakebramley9171
    @blakebramley9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    4:43 the way he hits the microphone against his chest to audibly simulate punches raining down is a GREAT touch while he’s cowering. Bill Burr isn’t just a great comedian, he’s a great performer, and it’s the little things like that that distinguish him from a standard stand up artist

    • @louie5581
      @louie5581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And the swooshing sound he adds acting out NBA players taking out whole stands of fans

    • @andrewgehrett4009
      @andrewgehrett4009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Josh wolf is another guy who does that kinda stuff a lot and it really does make the bits better

    • @douglasgan3093
      @douglasgan3093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agree 100%

    • @dj-klassick
      @dj-klassick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the way Bill Burr reached down to grab the cup helped paint the picture

    • @joshuagaither4866
      @joshuagaither4866 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should watch his Final Solution bit, adds in vocal sound effects and everything. 🤣

  • @whodatsanchez
    @whodatsanchez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    "Kicking over his kitchen TV" the most underrated part of that joke

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Omg I totally missed that

    • @James.k1373
      @James.k1373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daywalker3735 Lol what does that part mean

    • @samanthayork3125
      @samanthayork3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@James.k1373 I think the implication is it's low-class to have a tv in your kitchen

    • @sealandland3959
      @sealandland3959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not underrated at all, why you say that?

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sealandland3959 because a lot of people didn't really get it

  • @ttheway2life157
    @ttheway2life157 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7045

    i can listen to Bill Burr Dave Chapelle and C.K same material over and over and still laugh like its the first time i heard it. they know how to control a room. bill can take a bad audience and turn them into fans. he did it before.

    • @romulus_
      @romulus_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      +Carlos Bernard the philadelphia incident. oh my jebus.

    • @ChristlicherKrieger3
      @ChristlicherKrieger3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      +Zapp Rogerstein How I first heard of him. That shit was legendary.

    • @TheKyleAye
      @TheKyleAye 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Ttheway2 life Dave Chapelle is a washed up Has-been

    • @romulus_
      @romulus_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Kyle SoSik according to which idiot who doesn't know anything about his career? you? has-beens don't sell out madison square garden ten nights in a row. most comics would kill to fill half that room once.

    • @TheKyleAye
      @TheKyleAye 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zapp Rogerstein Shut the fuck up. I actually worked for Dave Chapelle booking him back in 2013 and he couldn't fill shit. Guy blew all his money on coke and when he did get booked, people boo'ed him because he was all coked out.

  • @mynewtsack
    @mynewtsack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4629

    The black delagation demands bill burr

    • @auxvibe-independentmusic5886
      @auxvibe-independentmusic5886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Big facts. Bruh needs to go on a cook-out tour. Just show tf up and start talking shit.
      "WHOSE FAHKIN RIBS ARE DEEZ?"

    • @robshoup
      @robshoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      The white delegation absolutely refuses.

    • @yagyujubei79
      @yagyujubei79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@robshoup The black delegation offers Kevin Hart in exchange.

    • @robshoup
      @robshoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@yagyujubei79 Dave Chappelle and you have a deal

    • @mrmonkeybuns
      @mrmonkeybuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      The Chinese delegation chooses the wu tang clan

  • @loveinspired7
    @loveinspired7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4454

    Bill Burr is freaking HILARIOUS...I've always loved his comedy!!!

    • @tonysoprano8925
      @tonysoprano8925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      danny Dts fucking idiot!!

    • @dannydts1501
      @dannydts1501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Big Faze lol!!!!!!!

    • @omarofuae
      @omarofuae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bottom-line Truth Louis C.K. and George Carlin are pretty funny too.

    • @oiyabastard7275
      @oiyabastard7275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      loveinspired7. Cosbys the best

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oiyabastard7275 hahah the rapist is the best? even without his 55 accusers and convictions he was basic as a stand up. great talent but he was no where near carlin, hicks, pryor (mooney) or Patrice

  • @Antipolicestate
    @Antipolicestate 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2422

    god damn bill bur makes 5 minute sets like no one else

    • @RapidCycling07
      @RapidCycling07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please don’t blaspheme the Name of God. Peace!

    • @kain7513
      @kain7513 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RapidCycling07 No one wants to join your cult dude.

    • @seansmith1725
      @seansmith1725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RapidCycling07 PEACE

    • @sam8404
      @sam8404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RapidCycling07 you're god damn right.

  • @DaCoOpBots18
    @DaCoOpBots18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    As a Detroiter I appreciate that the Malice at the Palace made it into the set of one of the greatest comedians ever

    • @ProducerKeylo
      @ProducerKeylo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼

    • @jjeverson2269
      @jjeverson2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would say it’s one of the greatest moments in sports history

    • @ChefGoreb
      @ChefGoreb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a European I appreciate that you typed it out so I can look it up which makes u the greatest commentator ever

  • @josephpingel2553
    @josephpingel2553 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    Ask your doctor if you're heart is healthy enough to watch Bill Burr. LOL

    • @mykalstephens5981
      @mykalstephens5981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      great comment !!

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      side effects include: laughing so hard you might crap your pants, milk might come out your nose, water spitting, can help with depression, if you have any of these side effects keep watching and keep laughing

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anirudh It's "your" ya fuckin idiot.

    • @jasonkeith9317
      @jasonkeith9317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit I think I can make it through sex that's like what two minutes?!? I can't imagine listening to him for over 30 minutes I'd be lying on the floor!!!

    • @dirtnugget5968
      @dirtnugget5968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, no joke, my dad passed out twice when i was a kid watching Blue Collar Comedy Tour fart jokes.

  • @thelightseeker94
    @thelightseeker94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6125

    Back when he had hair lmao.

    • @paceygza
      @paceygza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And a gut.

    • @thegreatkodateme7424
      @thegreatkodateme7424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xrcrx ftfghjg id stook em

    • @KasbashPlays
      @KasbashPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait this is THAT old?

    • @Blazorbust
      @Blazorbust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@KasbashPlays well this looks like 2005, so that's 13 years at least

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's probably Louie CK bald

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Well they came up there" is so brilliantly timed

  • @NeoSoldner
    @NeoSoldner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    Holy shit! I've never seen him look this young!

    • @bigdaddycremecheese4911
      @bigdaddycremecheese4911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      NeoSoldner Yeah in his early years he did black audiences pretty much only but his comedy routines/material was of a level beyond race that other black comics got jealous because he would make black people laugh without using the same recycled black stand up material most of them use and now since he is a..."Universal" comic a lot of black people don't fuck with him anymore.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he had hair

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big Daddy Creme Cheese when you talk about your sports knowledge, you get mad respect from everyone. Great Job!

    • @lionelpolo221
      @lionelpolo221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watch one of the Dave Chappelle skits
      He looks young there too

    • @firebolt100
      @firebolt100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everything changed when he started sitting near people with a mob after them.

  • @bl4ck0ut22
    @bl4ck0ut22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    I've been watching this bit for 2 years. Still makes me laugh every time.

    • @gasser5001
      @gasser5001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right? fucking priceless

    • @iceman555559
      @iceman555559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Placebo_Jones him and stanhope say it like it is . They're killers.

    • @Mike-hj7gg
      @Mike-hj7gg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fucking right! for some reason i always come back to this, such a great set..

    • @dgking80
      @dgking80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man that's a long time to watch one video

    • @BlueDrew10
      @BlueDrew10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus man, that's dedication! Did you at least stop to take a break every now and then? Are you still watching it to this day?

  • @leaveitorsinkit242
    @leaveitorsinkit242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “I throughly enjoyed watching out-of-shape civilians getting their shit kicked out of by professional athletes.” 😂😂😂

  • @musicsdarkangel
    @musicsdarkangel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    This guy is just simply the best. Amazing. No one else has been funny to me after watching all of his stand up. It's a serious issue I have here.

    • @mbloome
      @mbloome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jim Jefferies is legit too

    • @EverythingEverywable
      @EverythingEverywable 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same boat. I've watched his specials and Conan interviews like 8 times.

    • @musicsdarkangel
      @musicsdarkangel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EverythingEverywable haha same here! I watched them all again last night, watching his new special now

    • @ryanp123456
      @ryanp123456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you don't mind crossing some serious boundaries Doug Stanhope is incredible. Bill is second place to Doug in my book. But I'm really into comedy so second place is saying a hell of a lot.

    • @EverythingEverywable
      @EverythingEverywable 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I enjoy Doug, hes just not my style of comedy.

  • @stevebennett9418
    @stevebennett9418 9 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    I like how he did this without actually saying.... the word in question.

    • @lockckey
      @lockckey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Best avatar picture. Totally got me

    • @dylangomes6909
      @dylangomes6909 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Norma Skundt Got me on my nice clear hd 27 inch monitor.

    • @becarefulwhatyoufish4764
      @becarefulwhatyoufish4764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Like Eminem and Paul Wall's rap careers

    • @alisterfolson
      @alisterfolson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Steve Bennett Class...and tact

    • @k.b.8763
      @k.b.8763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Steve Bennett right. Louis CK on the other hand...

  • @rajvanshsinghchauhan3677
    @rajvanshsinghchauhan3677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "The most dangerous military tactic is having Bill Burr in your army"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @azahias9
      @azahias9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣 “Keep your enemies close to make sure that Bill Burr roasts them properly.”

  • @adrian-uv3lr
    @adrian-uv3lr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I recently saw Bill Burr live and that was one of the best nights of my lives

    • @TehBloodyYank556
      @TehBloodyYank556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adrian Lopez I just saw him in Nashville. it was awesome

    • @iLLy2pacRemixes
      @iLLy2pacRemixes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Adrian Lopez are u a cat?

    • @stretfordender321
      @stretfordender321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I once saw Bill Burr in Nashville as well. I actually ran into him at a bar and we talked about Terrell Owens. Good time.

    • @argeshagan7407
      @argeshagan7407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha...i see what you did there...

    • @kappakumplete
      @kappakumplete 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Awesome man! Reincarnation for the win.

  • @MarleyBM199
    @MarleyBM199 10 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Man, Bill KILLED here

    • @ethanedwards5281
      @ethanedwards5281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn right

    • @CraigMcGuinn
      @CraigMcGuinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s really impressive how he nailed this bit without saying the word in question

    • @thewhiskeycowboy-official
      @thewhiskeycowboy-official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He killed because he was shitting on whites..... For a black audience.

    • @100ovrbatmanbron7
      @100ovrbatmanbron7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheWhiskeyCowboy so talking about a racist white guy is shitting on whites?

    • @henrywilliamsiii1120
      @henrywilliamsiii1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thewhiskeycowboy-officialNo, he killed it becuse was shitting on ignorant racist assholes; like you!

  • @onie4024
    @onie4024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Absolutely love the fact that Bill's approach to racial comedy bits are more intelligent than having to mention he's married to a black woman every 2 seconds like Gary Owens does. It's sophomoric and hyperbolic, by announcing it - it just makes it way too easy, and in a sense pandering to a crowd instead of legitimately winning them over with thoughtful and situational comedy.

    • @sangredelic
      @sangredelic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you've ever seen The Two Faces of Eve that explains Gary Owens. He's like a little wanna be clone of Burr

    • @Everath
      @Everath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To me Its always felt like Gary Owens is convinced he's a black man stuck in a white man's body and and is using his comedy to try to convince everyone else of this silliness...

    • @MarkHicks326
      @MarkHicks326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Everath Is that the newest form of gender dysphoria ?

    • @dwill8228
      @dwill8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right but…Gary is still funny irrespective - just his way of integrating race into his act…imho

    • @dwill8228
      @dwill8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sangredelic nooo

  • @demetriahogan494
    @demetriahogan494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "The look over the shoulder" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christophergilbert2306
      @christophergilbert2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love when Key & Peele do it, but it's about their wives!

    • @_itslamario
      @_itslamario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MAN LMAOOOOOO

    • @delscott958
      @delscott958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that part cracks me up all the time.

    • @cbygelightbulb
      @cbygelightbulb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I ever see someone do the "look over the shoulder because they're about to say something fucked up," I immediately just leave.

  • @Paul.Burrell
    @Paul.Burrell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Bill Burr is special. He is a top 5 comedian hands down. I've never seen him do a bad stand up set. He doesn't have the commercial success others have, but IMO he is better than most of the top comics. Most comics amuse me at best. He entertains, and makes me really laugh.

  • @kneeofjustice9619
    @kneeofjustice9619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I feel Bill’s pain. This dude I was talking to back in high school did a nazi salute in the middle of a sea of black in the lunch room and I’m just there like “What’s is wrong with you?!”

    • @awfan221
      @awfan221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It would have been more severe if he did that with you near him beside a synagogue

    • @561REALTLK
      @561REALTLK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A sea of black🤣🤣🤣🤣 just by you saying that I can tell you were scared for real

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "a sea of black" yeah i can see why you might have been talking to a dude like that in the first place.

    • @tdb517
      @tdb517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah I get you bro I mean it's ok to do it but in in the middle of a "sea of black" wtf is wrong with him right?

    • @adrianpate4694
      @adrianpate4694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Black Sea 🌊 sounds exotic

  • @mhks68
    @mhks68 10 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    ...Would you sign my stamp collection?!?!

    • @wprevil
      @wprevil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mhks68 lmaooooo

  • @Skyberg21
    @Skyberg21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That second "Come on up here" cracks me up every time. Delivery so on point

  • @speedwagon6-e1b
    @speedwagon6-e1b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Nobody: Bill: I like violence man

  • @elephantwaffle5612
    @elephantwaffle5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Hardest part of my life is finding bill burr content I haven’t seen before

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good thing the MMP is a constant flow of Bill Burr content

  • @getAliKhan
    @getAliKhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The first time a saw Burr was around 2005-6. After hearing his Harlem bits I thought, this guy handles race comedy better than anyone I’ve ever heard.
    “The air getting thinner in Manhattan the higher the street numbers get...”
    “Guy is angry because people make fun of his jack up sneakers…”
    “White people may not realize it but we need lotion to…”
    He earned all the success he has.

  • @jregulatori4672
    @jregulatori4672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I've watched this clip dozens of times and still laugh. The thing with Bill Burr is that his brain is on a different level. Like watching his quick replies to unrehearsed talk show hosts or in interviews. Even his weekly podcasts are so random and goes off on the craziest tangents but you find yourself saying "You know, he's actually right." Such insane talent.

  • @ctheconnectshun2246
    @ctheconnectshun2246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    This is how you know bill is one of the best, he can have white and black crowds dying

    • @MrDrummerman32
      @MrDrummerman32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      N Carey and his wife is black

    • @JackDManheim
      @JackDManheim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He was also boys with Patrice O'neal, another brilliant comedian.

    • @gadgetstalker2
      @gadgetstalker2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brandon Yeah, in his latest podcast, he revealed that they're having a child. Congrats to both him and Nia.

    • @justinolsen7056
      @justinolsen7056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NC Ren so many comedians have done the same, appeal to the entire audience. I agree though that's what makes them great. Richard Pryor Katt Williams Dave Chappelle Eddie Murphy CK Williams Gary Owens Bill Burr and so many more I consider greats

    • @iionmyxii6552
      @iionmyxii6552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait? theres a difference?

  • @morecowbell235
    @morecowbell235 8 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I need help. I've watched every Bill Burr video I could find over the past week.

    • @benifitotd3447
      @benifitotd3447 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Move on to Patrice Oneil. His best friend

    • @eduardochavez82
      @eduardochavez82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More Cowbell going through that now

    • @christinamoseley5025
      @christinamoseley5025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th like bitchesss

    • @AG-vk5or
      @AG-vk5or 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More Cowbell same lol

    • @k.b.8763
      @k.b.8763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More Cowbell me too lol

  • @25jessieg
    @25jessieg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Mr. "I'm not going to sit here with no medical degree listening to you with no medical degree." He's an absolute legend.

  • @jakefriedman6623
    @jakefriedman6623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    this is really well delivered

    • @sdbo7102
      @sdbo7102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jake Friedman he's like the FedEx of comedy

    • @johnstrombowly824
      @johnstrombowly824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he chose his content extremely well to compliment his crowd

    • @Alexandr_Silver
      @Alexandr_Silver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @falljeff111
      @falljeff111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnstrombowly824 complement*, but yes I agree

  • @DannyWilliamH
    @DannyWilliamH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I was at that Pistons game and it was .....amazing.

    • @gmiller811
      @gmiller811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol me to that shit was crazy

    • @thebigman7589
      @thebigman7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DannyWilliamH is that why you are holding your face in your picture hahaha

    • @thebigman7589
      @thebigman7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Melek Seyam yeh that comment stumped me also

    • @thebigman7589
      @thebigman7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oscar Gillette nah I’m not buying it I think you are just special

    • @thebigman7589
      @thebigman7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oscar Gillette as long as you figured it out lol

  • @LeFraudHasChokedInSIXFinals
    @LeFraudHasChokedInSIXFinals ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only comedian who can successfully make divisive issues hilariously funny.

  • @juve96
    @juve96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Seriously, who dislikes this guys videos? The man is gold!!

    • @BrightResultsMedia
      @BrightResultsMedia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      my guess is lannisters.

    • @scharlesworth93
      @scharlesworth93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      people who hate comedy and laughing and feeling good

  • @johnholmeswebb8162
    @johnholmeswebb8162 9 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    He's either brave, or simply couldn't give a fuck.
    I think it's the latter.

    • @devicawebb6457
      @devicawebb6457 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey John how are u.doing

    • @johnholmeswebb8162
      @johnholmeswebb8162 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm chilling, how about you?

    • @devicawebb6457
      @devicawebb6457 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Am at work can't wait for it to be over

    • @johnholmeswebb8162
      @johnholmeswebb8162 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hear my day didn't even start yet. And its not going to be over until like midnight.

    • @devicawebb6457
      @devicawebb6457 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      We bout to move next weekend so we packing and get that house in order so can move so I.can't wait until that is over

  • @Se0420_
    @Se0420_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “well i still have the liquid in my cup so there’s no way i cou...”😂😂

  • @RetroGamerEightyOne
    @RetroGamerEightyOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Well, they went up there”...so good

  • @eran5005
    @eran5005 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Well, They came up there!" pffff i died!

  • @TK0_23_
    @TK0_23_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bills voices are hilarious. I can't think of many comedians whos tone of their characters voices alone are as funny as Bills. I love this bit.

  • @bencegabor648
    @bencegabor648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the 'hey can you sign my stamp collection...' lines delivery is absolutely incredible lmao, the way he moved his fist with the word was just so perfect

    • @jpsned
      @jpsned 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's one of my favorite lines, too. I love the voice he uses!

    • @KTKZon58
      @KTKZon58 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@jpsned"I think you're awesome!😃"
      😂😂😂

    • @jpsned
      @jpsned 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@KTKZon58 🤣

  • @franklinjones7001
    @franklinjones7001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This guy is therapeutic for America. I knew he was great on Dave Chappell.

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Word. My introduction to him was seeing him in Chappelle's Show skits and I've been a fan ever since. If you wanna know who the best comics of the last 20 years are, just watch old Chappelle's Show episodes. That's how I found a lot of my favorite stand-up comics.

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Chappelle

  • @thespiciestboi1989
    @thespiciestboi1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Burr is the king of taking one small thing and turning it into minutes of material. It's what makes him one of the greatest to ever do it.

    • @ilovemikerogers
      @ilovemikerogers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually I'd say Jim Gaffigan is the king of that. Dude can do 30min just on bananas or whatever random thing.

  • @justinproulx7902
    @justinproulx7902 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    He won comedian of the year award last year

  • @NelsonStJames
    @NelsonStJames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Yep, I had to look up the Detriot Pistons/Pacers brawl, and I agree, that was highly entertaining!

    • @dariusbranch4124
      @dariusbranch4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for the fan that still had the liquid in his cup.

  • @yunggpacino
    @yunggpacino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Bill is incredible and like all the greats Carlin,Pryor,Eddie,Chapelle there's always a lesson somewhere amongst the madness.

  • @thedebatehitman
    @thedebatehitman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The guy who threw popcorn on Russell Westbrook was probably saying “come on up here.” Well, he almost did.

  • @TheMilwaukeeProtocol
    @TheMilwaukeeProtocol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The part at 1:30 "Dude, feel me out, first. Ask some questions" got me scream-laughing. I almost choked. xD

  • @lulospawn
    @lulospawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Burr is textbook example of how comedy is about quality.
    His wording, timing and acting is so perfect that he can get away with anything without looking like a tosser.

  • @meowmeow8854
    @meowmeow8854 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bill burr is one of the best. He's raw , I love it .

    • @meowmeow8854
      @meowmeow8854 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes that's the best comedy to me lol

  • @tonysmith4250
    @tonysmith4250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I throughly enjoyed watching out of shape civilians getting the shit kicked out them by professional athletes”😂

  • @thagirion9761
    @thagirion9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He’s an utter genius. Tactful execution of a very precarious subject.

  • @B-Mag
    @B-Mag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bill Burr is a master of offensive comedy because his jokes are more funny than they are offensive

  • @seansartor
    @seansartor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This dude simply knows how to relate to people. Its a gift 😀😀😀😀

  • @scbluesman13
    @scbluesman13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bill Burr is just fantastic. I can watch his bits over and over and over again, and they never stop being funny. Fucking legend.

  • @gitsurfer27
    @gitsurfer27 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    im going straight to watch that detroit indiana brawl now, sounds good!

  • @kevinyardie9135
    @kevinyardie9135 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Bill Burr one of the greats in standup

  • @kdowdell1045
    @kdowdell1045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I like violence man” 😂 😂😂

  • @InsaneDrumer18
    @InsaneDrumer18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Klan members high fiving in the background. 😂😂😂

  • @RiotingSoul
    @RiotingSoul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I was under the impression that Shaquille O'Neal was making 5 minute compilations of his favorite comedians.

    • @someguy969
      @someguy969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I as well had hoped

  • @shiragoldberg7744
    @shiragoldberg7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who remembers when he was on The Chappell Show when he was one of the commontaters of the Race Trading! Such a talented comedian, one of my top two faves… Him and Dave are always on point. ❤️💯💕

  • @Jeffrey9In4Chains
    @Jeffrey9In4Chains 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I could stop laughing for a good while when he said, "dude what the he'll are you doing?!!"

  • @johnholmeswebb8162
    @johnholmeswebb8162 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Bill Burr is like if Doug Stanhope went to rehab, and really polished his act.

    • @WalterLiddy
      @WalterLiddy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      John Webb They are both insightful, but Stanhope has a nasty streak I don't think will ever go away. He's just a more damaged person, rehab or no.

    • @adams1458
      @adams1458 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WalterLiddy he won't clean up - his drinking is crazy now.

    • @karabomasibi2331
      @karabomasibi2331 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Webb totally, but both are fucking fantastic

    • @goatboytone1
      @goatboytone1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bill Burr is an amazing comedian, but Stanhope is a genius.

    • @dandartman8894
      @dandartman8894 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doug stanhope

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "come on up here, no come on up here"
    "...well they came up there"
    This line delivery kills me looool

  • @thomassomerville198
    @thomassomerville198 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Best comedian by far

  • @Chris_T1an
    @Chris_T1an 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Damn, that was soo funny.

  • @timrose5740
    @timrose5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I worked with a guy who says "this country started down hill when they let women vote"... I was like "whaaat?" He was "old school" like that. LOL he would always say "If I were in charge" then go off... Hilarious.

  • @thefranktalk1287
    @thefranktalk1287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is the original black people reacting to Bill Burr video

  • @trancebodega2739
    @trancebodega2739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    all-time master. i love going back to see his old stuff and marvel at how he just came out of the gate swinging

  • @velvetunderpants44
    @velvetunderpants44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the funniest people alive

  • @djordan22
    @djordan22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Well I still have the liquid in my cup soo. 'POW POW... POW POW POW....' aaahahahahaha

  • @SM-ex7ti
    @SM-ex7ti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    If Bill Burr, Louis CK, George Carlin, and Bill Hicks had a baby, I would be a pretty happy dude.

    • @TheKyleAye
      @TheKyleAye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      a gay dude

    • @SM-ex7ti
      @SM-ex7ti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyle Aye I guess that was a fairly gay comment of mine, God's sure to strike me down any moment.

    • @TheKyleAye
      @TheKyleAye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll pray for you nigga.

    • @HailCostanza
      @HailCostanza 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh? Why?

    • @JeffersonDinedAlone
      @JeffersonDinedAlone 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment makes no sense, whatsoever; I would worry.

  • @m.daniellagreen9856
    @m.daniellagreen9856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bust the f*** out laughing at “I still have the liquor in my cup” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mackavelli8872
    @mackavelli8872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Beating up whole rows of people at once! Classic!

  • @finn4435
    @finn4435 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The idea of "sticking the landing" on the n word still fkin cracks me up

  • @michaelcook6889
    @michaelcook6889 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ron Artest punching that guy was the greatest moment in sports history no lie

  • @imhellag
    @imhellag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Why do people rank comedians and then get butthurt over others disagreeing? Comedy is subjective, humor is subjective, it's all subjective, the topic. You can discuss things like timing or how they deal with hecklers or how polished their act is, of course. But at the technically professional level, ranking comedians is stupid.

    • @Vyselink
      @Vyselink 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're subjective!!!
      And right of course lol.

    • @yodudeguygaming6347
      @yodudeguygaming6347 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      because people suck and they're idiots.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol it's easy : I have an opinion. I thought about it. I've collected facts (or something like that). So I'm sure I'm right. But then someone has a different opinion. So if my opinion is right - someone else is wrong.

    • @snsnsbsssns
      @snsnsbsssns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      imhellag the rankings are based on subjective opinions

    • @sam101497
      @sam101497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If Amy Schumer got the No 1 spot would you respect that opinion?

  • @rcd954
    @rcd954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I could watch his shows every day. He’s real and hilarious.

  • @aleksandarbogdanov303
    @aleksandarbogdanov303 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Clan members high fiving in the background....doing the wave :D

  • @shawnishere1494
    @shawnishere1494 9 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Bill Burr has to be number one. Maybe Louis Ck or Kevin Hart next depending the type of comedy you like.

    • @MrHardCash
      @MrHardCash 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ra'Shawn Booker - I was thinking the same.

    • @diego04cr2
      @diego04cr2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      +Ra'Shawn Booker You probably shouldn't mention Hart in the same sentence as Burr and CK.

    • @jules11788
      @jules11788 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ra'Shawn Booker Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan are up there

    • @deaa2325
      @deaa2325 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Ra'Shawn Booker Only #2 is available, #1 is Carlin dude.

    • @guenthersteiner8163
      @guenthersteiner8163 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +diego04CR agreed

  • @Vigilante311
    @Vigilante311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bill burr just never ever fails to make me really laugh, just such amazing delivery what a guy

  • @danielrangel7845
    @danielrangel7845 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill is by far one of my favorite comedians. I can listen to him and Chapelle all day long.

  • @JamesGormleyMusic
    @JamesGormleyMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Bill burr with a goatee, lol.

  • @stevencable6317
    @stevencable6317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "The n-word was coming" ***shows 2 black women laughing

    • @willhunt8174
      @willhunt8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ... it was a joke, that's why 🤨

  • @james9311
    @james9311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Out of shape civilians 🤣🤣

  • @crunch9362
    @crunch9362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of my go-to standup clips here. Never gets old.

  • @MjrNiGhTmArE
    @MjrNiGhTmArE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I want to be able to “Like” Bill Burr’s video’s more than once. I feel it’s appropriate.

  • @roba6356
    @roba6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came right back here after the Sixers/knicks incident

  • @mubarkqardas46
    @mubarkqardas46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are the only comedians that can really make me laugh.

    • @glowboys5168
      @glowboys5168 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excellence what about Chris rock?

    • @mubarkqardas46
      @mubarkqardas46 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GLOWBOYS he's good but let's be real he's not Those two guys level.

  • @Elgar337
    @Elgar337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Well, they came up there.

  • @gothicmoonchild3629
    @gothicmoonchild3629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hey can you sign my stamp collection" 😂😂😂😂

  • @ErickMaciasJuarez
    @ErickMaciasJuarez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How come this still makes me burst in laughter after all these years and the dozens of times I've watched it