Chappelle's Show - Tron Carter's "Law & Order" - Uncensored
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.พ. 2018
- In an alternate universe, drug dealer Tron Carter and a white businessman experience the justice system in very different ways.
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"YOU WILL RECEIVE THE MANDATORY MINIMUM OF LIFE IN PRISON" LOL
🤣🤣🤣
@starkiller871 "you're a big lipped beast" 😂😂😂
Ironically 20 years
That's just a Minimum tho
Not LOL
The police said shut that dog up and it wasn’t even barking 😂
Universem2 pits are the most loyal gentile smart dogs.
@@xman2738 they are super loyal, and great family dogs I agree
Mike Beezy then they were forced to fire upon the K-9
"GET THAT (______) DOG TOO." 😂😂😂😂😂
DeeSmokez Gaming I assume it's supposed to be a flash grenade but prob still would be fucked up pretty bad
Tron getting the “rich white criminal” treatment was definitely one of the best skits.
Dave Chappelle pulls out the reverse uno card
The jury of his peers killed me 😂
Dog doing absolutely nothing.
Shut that F#cking Dog Up!!! *Pop*
It be like that
Clearly, if you paid attention to the clip, the dog was trying to attack.
@@m.b.8446 It reminds me of the cop that shot a civi's chiwawa because he felt threatened by it. Look it up.
@@DeimosDarkness Damn, that was crazy. Good thing he was fired.
Jesus is that Bill Burr yelling that
“Plenty of time to lift weights, and convert to Islam”...that is so inappropriately hilarious! 😂🤣😅
Thank you.
Bruh that shit almost killed me the first time i saw it lol
lmfao
Augusta Owens I’m Muslim and that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂
I didn't get it.
"We gotta be careful about this. We don't want to embarrass someone like me in front of my family and my community" 😂🤣
How the white man gets treated in a court of law when he works for the Feds..
😂😂😂😂
The dog getting shot for just being there never gets old.
"No problem. One Love."
"Uh, yeah.... I love you too..." 😂😂😂
Zippity do da
Zip it up and zip it out
Well thats suspicious
😁😂😂😂
That was actually an ongoing joke from another skit he did.
“You big lipped beast” 🤣🤣🤣😂
THAT HAD ME ROARING LAUGHIN
@Jon Gruder
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah, it’s all about the jury
“You filthy big lipped beast.”
Bill Burr was great on that show. Dave knew exactly which skits to use him in. Amazing production.
Not only that, but the guy Tron talks to on the phone, the prosecutor, is the gas station clerk from No country for old men, the infamous coin toss scene.
Door gets kicked in and literally "somebody shut that dog up" gets yelled out and it wasn't even barking!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The old dude ... "Now get out of my sight you ffffffUCK" that was just perfect.
Yea that was classic. 😂😂😂😂
Agreed 🤣🤣🤣 i died
He really want to call him "ninja"
"I would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers." LMFAOOOOO
Aaron Curry If you listen close he says “In 10 minutes, which is a new court record”
Aaron Curry bunch of niggas on the jury 😂😂
They should have had the Wu-Tang Clan as the jury members
MagusKali omg that would’ve been awesome
When they pan over to the jury I lose it every time
Are we not gonna talk about how that dog took that grenade like it was nothing ? 😂
The effect looks like it was supposed to be a flash bang but the props department got lazy 😭
Looks like it was a flash bang.
@@lwilliams7448And it still took it like a champ
“Then his wife through her tittles in my hand” 😂😂💀💀
I lost it with "the jury of your peers. " Brilliant comedy, magnificent social commentary.
yep
I miss this style of humor.
We cant have funny things anymore, apparently.
@@Scorch428 not true. Just nobody is this funnyb
@@basedgodstrugglin How would we know? They get canceled before they get well known.
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2pac gives respect to Farrakhan.th-cam.com/video/rwDMcRYT60o/w-d-xo.html&feature=share
Boxer Muhammad Ali reveals X-Men power to dominate...
When he pulled out that paper with "FiF" written on it, I lost it. 😂
Did you notice the file he pulls it out of has a stick figure drawn on it 😂
Did you find it now?
Lol good find!
“Do you...” “Fifff” thats where i lost it😭
Radical 😅🤣😂😄Fanatical 🎙classical 📜skit this episode🎬 should of🤔 been called🎤🏃 Trading🤦 Places2 😱😎 plead 🗝da☝ fif 5th🤣🤣🤣 luv😍 this 💪guy 🎚😜😍Dave🕵 Chappelle😍 lots of laughs.. 😅
Pulls the dope from his coat pocket - Bill Burr the Crooked Cop😂😂😂😂
“When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community?”
"ABS.SO.LUTE.LY. NOOOOOT......tap tap"
"No problem. One love"
"Yeah. I love you too" 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Zippidy doo dah have a good day!
Real ones know
Kingman Brewski zip it up and zip it out
@@bababasri3 the office.............same energy
Im too white to know what One love means. Can someone explain?
The grenade didnt kill the dog...didnt even make him bark
"Shut that f*kn dog up" 😭
It wasnt a grenade, it was a flash-bang
it was a flash bang bro
@@VonJay even if it was a flash it would still explode the dog, majorly injuring it
Actually *pushes up glasses*
The prop was a MK 2 “pineapple” fragmentation grenade, but it was supposed to be a flash bang grenade
@@peterm4839 no it wouldn’t lol they use flash bangs for a reason I know people who have been direct hit maybe a bit of shrapnel but that’s all there’s no powder in them no explosion
This skit pretty much sums up our whole justice department 😂
Steal a cheeseburger, police will chase you down and arrest you. Be a bank and help drug cartels launder billions of dollars….. no arrests, just a fine, no criminal record.
You got it 😂 but most people didn’t
No it doesn't. It sums up every victim-seeking black person's imaginary version of the "justice department."
Or justice SYSTEM as everyone with an IQ over 80 would call it.
"1, 2, 3, 4, Fiffffff" always kills me
"His wife threw her tittles in my hand"
That's funny
It was weird your honor 😂😂
" When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community " 😂😂😂
Absolutely Not!
Lol
you're right, selling rocks would be wrong ahahahhhah
JAIL IS THE SHIT!
Lol
This needs to be re-released as new, it's so relevant now.
All of this man's skits have aged like gold
I don't think it's the fact that his skits aged like gold
More like the corruption in the justice system is immortal.
@@mahmoudhossam4954 aka Aged like gold
Just heard Bill Burr on his podcast talking about how dark this skit was and how great Dave is at making a point like this
It's crazy how the jury is able to hold their laughter so well in this skit LMAO
It is almost like they're actors...
@@mikemiken1963 omg really?! i thought they were civilian juries !!! thanks captain fucking obvious!
@@krnskiller Genius over here surprised when actors don't laugh on camera, or in a used cut.
Your comment was very stupid.
Go back to PUBG, lolol.
@@mikemiken1963 Oh, you're one of those :) got it. Have a great day!
@@krnskiller i hope you have a good one.
Perhaps you'll point to the sky in amazement, wondering aloud to passersby "HOW THEY GET THEM CLOUDS UP THERE?!".
Or upon sighting an odd hard red octoganal flower spoutibg from the ground you will ask your handler "WHY PEOPLE DON'T GO ANYMORE AT HERE?"
You'll get a pat on the head, a Worther's Original, and a pitying smile, but that handler is sending out resumes at the least
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The guys face when the judge called him "big lipped".. LMAO!!!
I LAUGHED SO HARD
5:25 the gentleman to the right was working hard asf not too bust into laughter 🤣🤣
It's 2050 and Dave Chappelle is still a legend for this sketch. Not only this sketch but the entire show, this is timeless comedy. Thank you David.
It’s 2050 😂
@@biancachristie man I’m saying where the last 27 years went
Are you from the future?
"My apologies for being late but I got caught up with some PUNANI hehehe"
😂😂😂
Gemmark Agatep Epic. Lol. I miss this show.
*smells finger
Really dude 😂
Gemmark Agatep 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That Judge had all the movements of a court Judge. The look of contempt in his eyes is surreal. That man needs an oscar!
vincespell well good sir I can tell you have a keen eye for the arts as I’ve long said that his brief but powerful performance went slept on by the academy.
His delivery is top notch switching from disdain, then right in to condescension with Plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam.
But in humble, and I do stress humble, yet 100% correct opinion where he stole the scene was the disgust in his face and voice with the- Getoutta my site you fffffFuck. I stood up and cheered until my apostles who are yet to develop the eye was like yo skrawts sit down and shut the fuck up my baby is sleeping.
For real though the judge has always been my favorite part of that sketch
@@filmoeskrawts3539 Best reply ever
T.C. Battle well you clearly have far better than 20/20 vision on how to spot a phenomenal, well informed, clear cut hard hitting post with no apologies.
Filmoe Skrawts 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽. 🌈
Tanya Wade welcome to enlightenment. enjoy your ascension and sip freely from the punch bowl of knowledge.
You all are my inspiration for dropping factual Life altering information, for free, because I’m a humanitarian marinated in the sauce of correctitude.
“I got some trim coming’. Classic
Jesus, this still hits. All these years later. I'm laughing like I'm seeing it for the first time.
Whose watching in 2019? Chappelle's Show is timeless classic. Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius!
He really is
I still watch it...and this show ...timeless...you laugh more you watch it
This show was loaded with talent. Chappell, bill burr, Neal Brennan, Charlie Murphy, etc. a bunch of them became big names after they worked with them
I am right now.
I used to watch Chappelle with my aunt so my mom wouldn't find out
I damn near choked on my food when they shot the dog 😂😂😂
dyvinesun
It's been done in real life during drug busts and or mistaken drug busts and they just say " s**t. Happens. For Real.
dyvinesun 😀😃which dog were They Refering to?😇
Yes.... the dog didnt do anything and they shot him...
@Jimmy Rustling who said anything Bout crying?
@Jimmy Rustling People are more upset at the fact that police actually have shot dogs during raids when they didn't need to.
"There...ahhhh...I said there are, so many amendments, in the Constitution...of the United States...of Americaaaaaaa!" 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
"I can one choose one..." 🍷 🍷
Hands down greatest comedic show in history of TV. Watched it live every week back then and own the dvd seasons . Brilliant!
How he pull out a brick of heroin on the stand? 😂😂😂
& from his own pocket!! 🤷🏽♂️ lie wtf?! Your honor!! I object, that’s not in defense discovery.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gat dawg,I know right!
Was that Bill Burr?
etancia Yes..
He would plead the fif
"You big lipped beast" omg man 😂😂😂
Sr Bell16 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Def my favorite line
What if...
Definitely my favorite part because the man had like no lips at all😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The judge was so serious when he said it 😁😂😂😂
"One love"
"Uh...yes..uh, i love you too" 🤣🤣🤣
"Judged by a jury of your peers." & "...enough time to lift weights & convert to Islam. " 😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂
The FiF!!! Comedic gold. Thanks for this
"& convert to Islam"
Funny thing is that Dave is a Muslim.
also a reference to Malcolm X
Moe Josephian now get out of my sight you ffffuck
@@MrMikegraham that had to be ad libbed
"N**ga, I said stop calling here. All right! I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can"
Dumiso Siwawa that part kills me everytime😂😂
Same here. Came back to watch it again lol
Dumiso Siwawa ikr i die everytime i hear that part!!!!
Came here for that too haha
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
There where some excellent actors used as side characters on the show. The prosecutor is the "coinflip guy" fom No Country For Old Men.
The cop who shot the dog was BIll Burr. Hilarious.
I love Chappelle as much as the next guy, but this is far beyond social commentary... this is brutal! absolutely brilliant!
Watch pharma CEO Martin Shkreli plead the fifth
@@Sam-vi2ho how long did he get?
@@waxdoe115 in 2018, Shkreli was charged in federal court to 7 years @ Club Fed & "up to" $7.4 million in fines. That's pocket money for him. I wouldn't be surprised if he serves 2 years & is then released into parole on "good behavior."
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@@BiblicallyAccurateToaster I don’t think they let people out early in federal prison but I agree it’s chump change to him
@@BiblicallyAccurateToaster There's a mandatory sentencing of where you have to spend half your jail time atleast being considered being able to leave that's the court system
I loved Key and Peele but nothing could compare with Chappelle Show! Gold! Thank you for your service lol
I loved his Netflix special where he said "I come back afer some years to see Key and Peele doing my show."
Imagine them all together
To the beat get my cheesecake you can only choose one huh
Key & Peele are not funny, like ever.
@@blackedoutlabelent9800 with Chappelle running the show u know the director and all
@ 0:44 "shut that f***ing dog up!!!" Bill Bur is brilliant.
This was top-tier satire comedy.
People don’t understand how revolutionary this skit is... I love Dave Chappell
No, only u, cuz Ur special
You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers.
neil ryan shut up lol
@@pinkyogioriginal Oh come on. That was one of the funniest lines in the the sketch.
The court would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers 🤣🤣🤣
Candie P cut to the jurors who were fools wearing baggy clothes & durags 😂😂😂
G The Genius Beats I died when the judge called him a Animal, filthy , big lipped Beast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this sketch was genius.
And their admittance is in the court record.
Candie P Forreal!
Funny
The look he had when the judge called him a "filthy big-lipped beast!!!" 😂😂😂😂
😂😂
"A filthy, big lipped, beast!!!"😩🤣😭💀
The judge takes the sketch to another level.. He plays it perfectly!
That jury was lit up, high as the kites and slightly bias.
Chappelles show always has a serious meaning behind it. And the thing i love is, how he can turn it into such a funny comedy sketch. No one can do comedy like Chappelle man... fkin genius.
I can’t like it cuz it’s at my fav number but I love this comment
Back then Dave was tryna wake ppl up but it was like it went over everybody's heads
Stuff like this can and never will be matched by anyone..... Chappelle.... Three Stooges.... Married With Children.... the list goes on and one.... pure classics.....
"You're an animal, a filthy big-lipped beast". Both hurting and laughing at the core.
Tron’s watching “Piss on You” in the background lmao
Ikr....😂😂😂
Drip....Drip......Drip
Lol....I missed that😂😂
All these years I totally missed that 🤣
@@raulalvarez9146😂😂
It's hard to laugh at this knowing how accurate the message is...hard but not impossible.
If it's hard to laugh then you missed the message.
@@nsanch88 you missed the message. It's not easy to laugh at the systemic corruption that allows rich white collar crimes to go unpunished while low income black teens get their life's ruined for weed
@@yanickbahler lol dude white collar crime (the ones working with the cops and general justice system here) doesn't mean white people. It is opposed to blue collar crime. Rich people of all skin colors commit those with minimal repercussions. But i said black teens because statistically you're more likely to get searched for drug possesion and get harsher punishments for equal crimes if you're black.
@@yanickbahler well your name is Yanick
@@yanickbahler yeah is it
When he held up the sign that read "fif" I lost it. 🤣
5:06 his face when listening to the question😭
"I can only choose ooooonnnneee. I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4,FIIIIIIIF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
FIF
This is seriously one of the smartest sketches ever. It's both hilarious and makes a profound point about our law enforcement and justice systems.
If you stop to think about it for too long it honestly becomes heart wrenching.
Acrobatic Jesus bruh is there something u need get off ur chest? Goddamn man smoke some weed
Bergin Keegan His anger aside, this video is an exaggerated interpretation. Yes, there are problems in the justice system, but to equate this video to truth in 2019 is naive.
Selling "illegal drugs" to consenting adults - lock him up for life at tax payer expense
Lying about profits to defraud hundreds of Americans as well as short changing your employees out of benefits? - I see no problem with this. Victim less crime.
Jesse H. So True‼️
@Thor Odinson Or maybe, perhaps if you look at the data minorities are locked up at rates significantly higher than whites, indicative of a systemic problem that needs to be addressed
Possibly the greatest skit of all time
"1, 2, 3, 4, FIiIiIiIiF!"
ABSOLUTELY hilarious!
The accuracy of his messages! This is why he will always be a legend. Teaching what’s wrong with America thru laughter. The BEST way to grasp listeners and viewers
But are they are not learning. They are just figuring out newer ways to "mask" their racism while keeping everything systematically the same .
@@Wis_Dom SOOO TRUE!!!
@@Wis_Dom it’s not even a mask no more we’re completely defaced! Also I’m an American, we love a good hate session/beef ... it’s pretty sad to admit
Yeah with out getting cancelled
@Major Problems it is not justified.
"Nigga I said stop callin aight!? I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can " LMFAAAOO I can't
TonyT CTFU
this is the guy snl employees are boycotting, this is one of the funniest yet most biting social commentaries I've ever seen. FIFTH!!!
Dave knows how to paint the picture so perfectly 🫶🏽💯
Tron don't wanna be embarrassed in front of his friends and community....hahaha, lol
Chuck Keough If you type “hahaha”, you don’t need the “laugh out loud” afterwards. It is implied.
@@neumoniad Quoting Obama?
Lol
No that would be a travesty if they ever found out
Yea that's what the "well dressed" whites say when they get warrant issued on their name.
The Judge kills it in this skit! Plus he delivers the best F bomb ive ever heard
It is an exquisite f bomb. Swearing is a skill.
Clearly the most epic f bomb ever administered
He had like 6 F’s 😂
The jury of your peers part had me dying the most.
Na when tron put hos finger in the water and rubbed it around the glass to make the echo I lost it 🤣 🤣 🤣
"I plead the fif...I plead the fif...five... 1 ,2 ,3, 4 fif. Anything u say, fif. Go ahead and ask me a question?"
Judge: "Did u?"
Chappelle: "Fif!"😂🤣
I can only choose...O N N N N N N E
Had me screaming! FIF!
Anything you say fif
It was actually a senator not a judge but you know, we all got the point anyway.
The fucking blood splatter from the dog!!! 😂😂😂😂
Dave is a comedic genius bro
What ?? Hahaha fucking psycopath. I found the next Dexter
“SHUT THAT FUCKIN DOG UP!” the dog wasn’t even barking 😂😂
lmao what a sweet dog
How times have changed, the killing of a dog on TV wouldn't pass so easily with how sensitive some people are
Moises Hernandez this show got away with a LOT of shit that wouldn't fly today
Dave Chapelle really is the greatest of all time.
With trumps arrest , this really shows his true genius
one of the best Chapelle skits of all time right here
"Now get out of my sight yooou..Fffuck.."
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
I'll turn myself in between...two and six?
11:55pm
Definately BPT!!😂😂😂😂
You heard him, he got caught up with some ponaynay
Very clever writing! 😎
"Oh man we got be careful with this, we don't wanna embarrass someone like me in front of my family and my community" -- Tron 😂😂
🎶 I can only chose one. I can only chose oooneeeeee🎶
Around 17 years later and I STILL sometimes get that “One, two, three, four, FIF!” bit in my head. Just the memory of it makes me laugh until I nearly can’t breathe so I have to come to TH-cam to find the clip so I can verify if it truly is as hilarious as I recalled. Still holds up!
I say plead the fif too from time to time and laugh to myself even when usually no one else does 😂
@@brittaberry7788 i still do too! I say it sometimes but in a regular voice but in my head its this clip
Just did it
Why do you think I'm here hahaha
I had a laminated piece of paper with fif written on it at work for whenever something would break
One, two, three, four... FiF
I wish he’d do this show again.
I can't see it. His build made him funny. He's too buff now, a serious body shape. At that time, I would start laughing just based on his body language and facial expressions before he said a word.
Favorite line lmao
@@robertnicholls9917 Do you find his recent standups funny?
@@MissMiccy Carlinish, I don't guffaw just nodding snickers.
I'll have to watch again, can't remember if anything he said had me doubled over like his tv show. His new size eliminates some of the funny too. His previous build would make me laugh just seeing him. His more muscular build erases his subtle physical comedy.
Honestly it wouldn't be the same in today's era. It's best left the way it was (which is legendary) then what it could have been. Just like how *Key&Peele* ended on a high note.
What a reverse on social norms, it's brilliant, 😂😂
I plead the fif! I'm dying 😆 🤣
"a jury of your peers" and the shot is just straight gs. Fucking lol, love dave chapelle.
"Um... No, but i can tell you that i plead the fizzif" 😂😂😂
Let me show you this secret document "fif"
@@WShoup9818 🎶FIIIIIIIIIFFFF🎶🤣🤣🤣
My family uses that one ALL THE TIME!!! 😂😂😂
Haha. The dog was just sitting there smiling.
"One love"
"Yeah I love you too" 🤣🤣
You're not a criminal if you wear a suit and work on Wall Street.
- US Department of Justice
It's called white collar crime.
@@yourlexusgirl5814 Thank you Captain Obvious.
The shade of it all
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2pac gives respect to Farrakhan...
The jury of your “peers” bit is just amazing comedy
it made me think about how different it must be for black people to be on trial.
This sketch is Brilliant.
"Then his wife threw her ta-ta's in my hand...it was the weirdest thing.
"There are so many articles in the Constitution...I could only choose one...I plead the fifth!
Hilarious still!🤣🤣🤣
“ Go ahead and ask me a Question,5tttttttttttttttthhhhhhhh”.
FIF
Did you? Fiiiif
“I have a secret document I think you need to see....”
I love how the bald guy next to him is barely keeping it together. 😂😂😂
If Bill Burr wasnt a great comedian, he would've made an excellent crooked east coast cop.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i believe it
He's a crooked East Coast Comedian
So an east coast cop ?
He was on Breaking Bad.
1:10 the gas station guy in "No Country for Old Men".
that judge made my stomach hurt, this is too funny.
You can tell he wants to laugh, too funny to keep a straight face
This Is Dave Chappelle’s Episode Of “Black Mirror”.
Black Black Mirror
Lmao key and peel fucking wish. Dave already covered everything they talk about in his comedy, and before it was financially viable to do so.
@@spaceghostcoasttocoast9343 What do Key and Peele have to do with Black Mirror?