Chappelle's Show - Tron Carter's "Law & Order" - Uncensored

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  • @Zmad724
    @Zmad724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3604

    "YOU WILL RECEIVE THE MANDATORY MINIMUM OF LIFE IN PRISON" LOL

  • @diamenmillane5865
    @diamenmillane5865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4157

    "No problem. One Love."
    "Uh, yeah.... I love you too..." 😂😂😂

  • @michealwatts7469
    @michealwatts7469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    The old dude ... "Now get out of my sight you ffffffUCK" that was just perfect.

    • @lambdee7006
      @lambdee7006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yea that was classic. 😂😂😂😂

    • @camillaGorilla
      @camillaGorilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agreed 🤣🤣🤣 i died

    • @thenewjord50
      @thenewjord50 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He really want to call him "ninja"

  • @someone2746
    @someone2746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Tron getting the “rich white criminal” treatment was definitely one of the best skits.

    • @munenex
      @munenex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Dave Chappelle pulls out the reverse uno card

    • @Tearsofsoil
      @Tearsofsoil หลายเดือนก่อน

      No it is no more reverse uno card. This is reality in UK right now. Dave Chappal is just ahead of his times. Search Southport cover up by govt just recently

    • @plato_sol
      @plato_sol 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      jewish*

  • @popsay
    @popsay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1996

    "I would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers." LMFAOOOOO

    • @vanmorgan1867
      @vanmorgan1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Aaron Curry If you listen close he says “In 10 minutes, which is a new court record”

    • @drose212
      @drose212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Aaron Curry bunch of niggas on the jury 😂😂

    • @MagusKali
      @MagusKali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      They should have had the Wu-Tang Clan as the jury members

    • @vanmorgan1867
      @vanmorgan1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MagusKali omg that would’ve been awesome

    • @aaronwrecks3324
      @aaronwrecks3324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      When they pan over to the jury I lose it every time

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4875

    I lost it with "the jury of your peers. " Brilliant comedy, magnificent social commentary.

    • @cal31BRIAN23
      @cal31BRIAN23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yep

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I miss this style of humor.
      We cant have funny things anymore, apparently.

    • @basedgodstrugglin
      @basedgodstrugglin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Scorch428 not true. Just nobody is this funnyb

    • @SamB4Sanity
      @SamB4Sanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@basedgodstrugglin How would we know? They get canceled before they get well known.

    • @reversetopics1049
      @reversetopics1049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/PQGM8IAa0JY/w-d-xo.html&feature=share
      2pac gives respect to Farrakhan.th-cam.com/video/rwDMcRYT60o/w-d-xo.html&feature=share
      Boxer Muhammad Ali reveals X-Men power to dominate...

  • @mikebeezy769
    @mikebeezy769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10558

    The police said shut that dog up and it wasn’t even barking 😂

    • @xman2738
      @xman2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Universem2 pits are the most loyal gentile smart dogs.

    • @Universem2
      @Universem2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@xman2738 they are super loyal, and great family dogs I agree

    • @espojtraveler123
      @espojtraveler123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Mike Beezy then they were forced to fire upon the K-9

    • @thashadeshow
      @thashadeshow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      "GET THAT (______) DOG TOO." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jaystein1405
      @jaystein1405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      DeeSmokez Gaming I assume it's supposed to be a flash grenade but prob still would be fucked up pretty bad

  • @NoellaScott
    @NoellaScott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "We gotta be careful about this. We don't want to embarrass someone like me in front of my family and my community" 😂🤣

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead ปีที่แล้ว

      How the white man gets treated in a court of law when he works for the Feds..

    • @melgor5785
      @melgor5785 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jahintoodeep2321
      @jahintoodeep2321 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

    • @cashgogetter6737
      @cashgogetter6737 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That is how white ceos go to jail😂

  • @strongbad8315
    @strongbad8315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4796

    Dog doing absolutely nothing.
    Shut that F#cking Dog Up!!! *Pop*

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      It be like that

    • @m.b.8446
      @m.b.8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Clearly, if you paid attention to the clip, the dog was trying to attack.

    • @DeimosDarkness
      @DeimosDarkness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@m.b.8446 It reminds me of the cop that shot a civi's chiwawa because he felt threatened by it. Look it up.

    • @m.b.8446
      @m.b.8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DeimosDarkness Damn, that was crazy. Good thing he was fired.

    • @Vachdemort
      @Vachdemort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Jesus is that Bill Burr yelling that

  • @_Handrolo
    @_Handrolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2854

    When he pulled out that paper with "FiF" written on it, I lost it. 😂

    • @Revelations884
      @Revelations884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Did you notice the file he pulls it out of has a stick figure drawn on it 😂

    • @johnlee2238
      @johnlee2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did you find it now?

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol good find!

    • @antonioblair727
      @antonioblair727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Do you...” “Fifff” thats where i lost it😭

    • @virallitedynamictv3606
      @virallitedynamictv3606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Radical 😅🤣😂😄Fanatical 🎙classical 📜skit this episode🎬 should of🤔 been called🎤🏃 Trading🤦 Places2 😱😎 plead 🗝da☝ fif 5th🤣🤣🤣 luv😍 this 💪guy 🎚😜😍Dave🕵 Chappelle😍 lots of laughs.. 😅

  • @BrooklynBeTheBoro
    @BrooklynBeTheBoro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    "No problem. One love"
    "Yeah. I love you too" 🤣

    • @almightyfx3144
      @almightyfx3144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @icanwatchthevideos
      @icanwatchthevideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Zippidy doo dah have a good day!
      Real ones know

    • @teamskeed
      @teamskeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kingman Brewski zip it up and zip it out

    • @cal31BRIAN23
      @cal31BRIAN23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@teamskeed the office.............same energy

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im too white to know what One love means. Can someone explain?

  • @520ghost2
    @520ghost2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Door gets kicked in and literally "somebody shut that dog up" gets yelled out and it wasn't even barking!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 6 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    This is seriously one of the smartest sketches ever. It's both hilarious and makes a profound point about our law enforcement and justice systems.
    If you stop to think about it for too long it honestly becomes heart wrenching.

    • @SuperROFLVIDEOS
      @SuperROFLVIDEOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Acrobatic Jesus bruh is there something u need get off ur chest? Goddamn man smoke some weed

    • @Poseidon650
      @Poseidon650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bergin Keegan His anger aside, this video is an exaggerated interpretation. Yes, there are problems in the justice system, but to equate this video to truth in 2019 is naive.

    • @erictripps125
      @erictripps125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Selling "illegal drugs" to consenting adults - lock him up for life at tax payer expense
      Lying about profits to defraud hundreds of Americans as well as short changing your employees out of benefits? - I see no problem with this. Victim less crime.

    • @neil1220
      @neil1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jesse H. So True‼️

    • @p-lemon
      @p-lemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Thor Odinson Or maybe, perhaps if you look at the data minorities are locked up at rates significantly higher than whites, indicative of a systemic problem that needs to be addressed

  • @vincespell
    @vincespell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    That Judge had all the movements of a court Judge. The look of contempt in his eyes is surreal. That man needs an oscar!

    • @Philgrandin
      @Philgrandin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      vincespell well good sir I can tell you have a keen eye for the arts as I’ve long said that his brief but powerful performance went slept on by the academy.
      His delivery is top notch switching from disdain, then right in to condescension with Plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam.
      But in humble, and I do stress humble, yet 100% correct opinion where he stole the scene was the disgust in his face and voice with the- Getoutta my site you fffffFuck. I stood up and cheered until my apostles who are yet to develop the eye was like yo skrawts sit down and shut the fuck up my baby is sleeping.
      For real though the judge has always been my favorite part of that sketch

    • @crocbattle07
      @crocbattle07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Philgrandin Best reply ever

    • @Philgrandin
      @Philgrandin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      T.C. Battle well you clearly have far better than 20/20 vision on how to spot a phenomenal, well informed, clear cut hard hitting post with no apologies.

    • @tanyawade5197
      @tanyawade5197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Filmoe Skrawts 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽. 🌈

    • @Philgrandin
      @Philgrandin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tanya Wade welcome to enlightenment. enjoy your ascension and sip freely from the punch bowl of knowledge.
      You all are my inspiration for dropping factual Life altering information, for free, because I’m a humanitarian marinated in the sauce of correctitude.

  • @krnskiller
    @krnskiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    It's crazy how the jury is able to hold their laughter so well in this skit LMAO

    • @mikemiken1963
      @mikemiken1963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It is almost like they're actors...

    • @krnskiller
      @krnskiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@mikemiken1963 omg really?! i thought they were civilian juries !!! thanks captain fucking obvious!

    • @mikemiken1963
      @mikemiken1963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@krnskiller Genius over here surprised when actors don't laugh on camera, or in a used cut.
      Your comment was very stupid.
      Go back to PUBG, lolol.

    • @krnskiller
      @krnskiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mikemiken1963 Oh, you're one of those :) got it. Have a great day!

    • @mikemiken1963
      @mikemiken1963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@krnskiller i hope you have a good one.
      Perhaps you'll point to the sky in amazement, wondering aloud to passersby "HOW THEY GET THEM CLOUDS UP THERE?!".
      Or upon sighting an odd hard red octoganal flower spoutibg from the ground you will ask your handler "WHY PEOPLE DON'T GO ANYMORE AT HERE?"
      You'll get a pat on the head, a Worther's Original, and a pitying smile, but that handler is sending out resumes at the least
      P
      U
      B
      G
      lol

  • @kawazarmusse3095
    @kawazarmusse3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    The jury of his peers killed me 😂

    • @theresahenderson3534
      @theresahenderson3534 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I peed when I saw the white's jury of his peers.

  • @blumoon5184
    @blumoon5184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    The guys face when the judge called him "big lipped".. LMAO!!!

  • @leondreamcast
    @leondreamcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    “You big lipped beast” 🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @kivanihabhouse3467
    @kivanihabhouse3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3093

    The grenade didnt kill the dog...didnt even make him bark
    "Shut that f*kn dog up" 😭

    • @MrGrace
      @MrGrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      It wasnt a grenade, it was a flash-bang

    • @VonJay
      @VonJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      it was a flash bang bro

    • @peterm4839
      @peterm4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@VonJay even if it was a flash it would still explode the dog, majorly injuring it

    • @dylanhealy8126
      @dylanhealy8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Actually *pushes up glasses*
      The prop was a MK 2 “pineapple” fragmentation grenade, but it was supposed to be a flash bang grenade

    • @postsniper-7532
      @postsniper-7532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peterm4839 no it wouldn’t lol they use flash bangs for a reason I know people who have been direct hit maybe a bit of shrapnel but that’s all there’s no powder in them no explosion

  • @StarOfElyon
    @StarOfElyon ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The dog getting shot for just being there never gets old.

    • @joeruiz4010
      @joeruiz4010 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Chappelle doing a "Call-Out" to what the ATF did during the 1993 Waco, Texas Massacre.

  • @callmemack7771
    @callmemack7771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    "His wife threw her tittles in my hand"
    That's funny

    • @littyagain
      @littyagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It was weird your honor 😂😂

    • @gregoryhall1493
      @gregoryhall1493 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤣

  • @JockerNo7
    @JockerNo7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Chappelles show always has a serious meaning behind it. And the thing i love is, how he can turn it into such a funny comedy sketch. No one can do comedy like Chappelle man... fkin genius.

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can’t like it cuz it’s at my fav number but I love this comment

    • @majorhellrazor4054
      @majorhellrazor4054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Back then Dave was tryna wake ppl up but it was like it went over everybody's heads

  • @morrisboakai4104
    @morrisboakai4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    The accuracy of his messages! This is why he will always be a legend. Teaching what’s wrong with America thru laughter. The BEST way to grasp listeners and viewers

    • @Wis_Dom
      @Wis_Dom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      But are they are not learning. They are just figuring out newer ways to "mask" their racism while keeping everything systematically the same .

    • @tp2937
      @tp2937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Wis_Dom SOOO TRUE!!!

    • @Cristina_504
      @Cristina_504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Wis_Dom it’s not even a mask no more we’re completely defaced! Also I’m an American, we love a good hate session/beef ... it’s pretty sad to admit

    • @tbird7698
      @tbird7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah with out getting cancelled

    • @Vintagenegro
      @Vintagenegro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Major Problems it is not justified.

  • @felixfontanez2825
    @felixfontanez2825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Are we not gonna talk about how that dog took that grenade like it was nothing ? 😂

    • @PhilAlford
      @PhilAlford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The effect looks like it was supposed to be a flash bang but the props department got lazy 😭

    • @lwilliams7448
      @lwilliams7448 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Looks like it was a flash bang.

    • @shabushabu5319
      @shabushabu5319 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@lwilliams7448And it still took it like a champ

    • @deukazoo9313
      @deukazoo9313 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s why they had to put him down, he ate that grenade for lunch.

  • @aowens5668
    @aowens5668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5939

    “Plenty of time to lift weights, and convert to Islam”...that is so inappropriately hilarious! 😂🤣😅

    • @theville9885
      @theville9885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Thank you.

    • @exalted1327
      @exalted1327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Bruh that shit almost killed me the first time i saw it lol

    • @azaangul5075
      @azaangul5075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lmfao

    • @medamin941
      @medamin941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Augusta Owens I’m Muslim and that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't get it.

  • @mmm944
    @mmm944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "You big lipped beast" omg man 😂😂😂

    • @diannaharriison3243
      @diannaharriison3243 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sr Bell16 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JuggyBear
      @JuggyBear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Def my favorite line

    • @kameelahsalaam8056
      @kameelahsalaam8056 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if...

    • @milliewillie795
      @milliewillie795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Definitely my favorite part because the man had like no lips at all😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The judge was so serious when he said it 😁😂😂😂

  • @bizieb23
    @bizieb23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3188

    Whose watching in 2019? Chappelle's Show is timeless classic. Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius!

    • @bernitraperson7398
      @bernitraperson7398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He really is

    • @lilgreeneyesp637
      @lilgreeneyesp637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still watch it...and this show ...timeless...you laugh more you watch it

    • @trentirvin2008
      @trentirvin2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This show was loaded with talent. Chappell, bill burr, Neal Brennan, Charlie Murphy, etc. a bunch of them became big names after they worked with them

    • @neilryan4166
      @neilryan4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am right now.

    • @Slowbird1989
      @Slowbird1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I used to watch Chappelle with my aunt so my mom wouldn't find out

  • @christmas6666
    @christmas6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "1, 2, 3, 4, Fiffffff" always kills me

  • @julcaos
    @julcaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3545

    I love Chappelle as much as the next guy, but this is far beyond social commentary... this is brutal! absolutely brilliant!

    • @Sam-vi2ho
      @Sam-vi2ho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Watch pharma CEO Martin Shkreli plead the fifth

    • @waxdoe115
      @waxdoe115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sam-vi2ho how long did he get?

    • @BiblicallyAccurateToaster
      @BiblicallyAccurateToaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@waxdoe115 in 2018, Shkreli was charged in federal court to 7 years @ Club Fed & "up to" $7.4 million in fines. That's pocket money for him. I wouldn't be surprised if he serves 2 years & is then released into parole on "good behavior."
      th-cam.com/video/LPIQ_gyiHag/w-d-xo.html

    • @brittaberry7788
      @brittaberry7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BiblicallyAccurateToaster I don’t think they let people out early in federal prison but I agree it’s chump change to him

    • @masondixon797
      @masondixon797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BiblicallyAccurateToaster There's a mandatory sentencing of where you have to spend half your jail time atleast being considered being able to leave that's the court system

  • @akosii4928
    @akosii4928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    "My apologies for being late but I got caught up with some PUNANI hehehe"
    😂😂😂

    • @merwinpique
      @merwinpique 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gemmark Agatep Epic. Lol. I miss this show.

    • @nickn8812a
      @nickn8812a 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      *smells finger

    • @JdvsThaWorld
      @JdvsThaWorld 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Really dude 😂

    • @veef.moraless3020
      @veef.moraless3020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gemmark Agatep 😂😂😂

    • @kiwijay5846
      @kiwijay5846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jimmybones231
    @jimmybones231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    " When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community " 😂😂😂

  • @sheckkk1881
    @sheckkk1881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    It's 2050 and Dave Chappelle is still a legend for this sketch. Not only this sketch but the entire show, this is timeless comedy. Thank you David.

    • @biancachristie
      @biancachristie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s 2050 😂

    • @kktvgaming5621
      @kktvgaming5621 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@biancachristie man I’m saying where the last 27 years went

    • @natesell2615
      @natesell2615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you from the future?

  • @hip2thabone_da_sticky1
    @hip2thabone_da_sticky1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    "I plead the fif...I plead the fif...five... 1 ,2 ,3, 4 fif. Anything u say, fif. Go ahead and ask me a question?"
    Judge: "Did u?"
    Chappelle: "Fif!"😂🤣

    • @semyaza555
      @semyaza555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I can only choose...O N N N N N N E

    • @ms.williams5423
      @ms.williams5423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Had me screaming! FIF!

    • @finalfantasyrules222
      @finalfantasyrules222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anything you say fif

    • @mattdecker8724
      @mattdecker8724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was actually a senator not a judge but you know, we all got the point anyway.

  • @janassyjoachim1623
    @janassyjoachim1623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    I loved Key and Peele but nothing could compare with Chappelle Show! Gold! Thank you for your service lol

    • @jatilq
      @jatilq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I loved his Netflix special where he said "I come back afer some years to see Key and Peele doing my show."

    • @blackedoutlabelent9800
      @blackedoutlabelent9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine them all together

    • @mikecribbs2790
      @mikecribbs2790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To the beat get my cheesecake you can only choose one huh

    • @michaels.8244
      @michaels.8244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Key & Peele are not funny, like ever.

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blackedoutlabelent9800 with Chappelle running the show u know the director and all

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    The Judge kills it in this skit! Plus he delivers the best F bomb ive ever heard

  • @KadoTheNorm
    @KadoTheNorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Just heard Bill Burr on his podcast talking about how dark this skit was and how great Dave is at making a point like this

    • @ElderScrolls-gf2jw
      @ElderScrolls-gf2jw หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s his genius. This should not be funny at all…… but it’s hilarious!!!!

  • @abdulrahmansaad829
    @abdulrahmansaad829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    The judge takes the sketch to another level.. He plays it perfectly!

    • @chefgiovanni
      @chefgiovanni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That jury was lit up, high as the kites and slightly bias.

  • @Yayaz96
    @Yayaz96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    People don’t understand how revolutionary this skit is... I love Dave Chappell

    • @B4NKST4Z
      @B4NKST4Z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, only u, cuz Ur special

    • @neilryan4166
      @neilryan4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers.

    • @pinkyogioriginal
      @pinkyogioriginal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      neil ryan shut up lol

    • @neilryan4166
      @neilryan4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pinkyogioriginal Oh come on. That was one of the funniest lines in the the sketch.

  • @845835
    @845835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3847

    It's hard to laugh at this knowing how accurate the message is...hard but not impossible.

    • @TheDude_365
      @TheDude_365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      If it's hard to laugh then you missed the message.

    • @bigsmoke4592
      @bigsmoke4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      @@TheDude_365 you missed the message. It's not easy to laugh at the systemic corruption that allows rich white collar crimes to go unpunished while low income black teens get their life's ruined for weed

    • @bigsmoke4592
      @bigsmoke4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@yanickbahler lol dude white collar crime (the ones working with the cops and general justice system here) doesn't mean white people. It is opposed to blue collar crime. Rich people of all skin colors commit those with minimal repercussions. But i said black teens because statistically you're more likely to get searched for drug possesion and get harsher punishments for equal crimes if you're black.

    • @bigsmoke4592
      @bigsmoke4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@yanickbahler well your name is Yanick

    • @workingsix43
      @workingsix43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yanickbahler yeah is it

  • @ashtonoak4370
    @ashtonoak4370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    This needs to be re-released as new, it's so relevant now.
    All of this man's skits have aged like gold

    • @Dr_spite
      @Dr_spite ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think it's the fact that his skits aged like gold
      More like the corruption in the justice system is immortal.

    • @ashtonoak4370
      @ashtonoak4370 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dr_spite aka Aged like gold

  • @ladyshkspre
    @ladyshkspre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Around 17 years later and I STILL sometimes get that “One, two, three, four, FIF!” bit in my head. Just the memory of it makes me laugh until I nearly can’t breathe so I have to come to TH-cam to find the clip so I can verify if it truly is as hilarious as I recalled. Still holds up!

    • @brittaberry7788
      @brittaberry7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I say plead the fif too from time to time and laugh to myself even when usually no one else does 😂

    • @lessgoofyone
      @lessgoofyone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brittaberry7788 i still do too! I say it sometimes but in a regular voice but in my head its this clip

    • @ryancampbell8645
      @ryancampbell8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just did it

    • @popeyethepirate5473
      @popeyethepirate5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do you think I'm here hahaha

    • @0blivionvoid139
      @0blivionvoid139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a laminated piece of paper with fif written on it at work for whenever something would break

  • @SIW808
    @SIW808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    "N**ga, I said stop calling here. All right! I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can"

    • @demontaevincer5631
      @demontaevincer5631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dumiso Siwawa that part kills me everytime😂😂

    • @SIW808
      @SIW808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here. Came back to watch it again lol

    • @melanin2196
      @melanin2196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dumiso Siwawa ikr i die everytime i hear that part!!!!

    • @Duzz14
      @Duzz14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Came here for that too haha

    • @vinnievalentine421
      @vinnievalentine421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelagirouard8042
    @michaelagirouard8042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Tron’s watching “Piss on You” in the background lmao

  • @d.pinit7796
    @d.pinit7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Hands down greatest comedic show in history of TV. Watched it live every week back then and own the dvd seasons . Brilliant!

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    The fucking blood splatter from the dog!!! 😂😂😂😂
    Dave is a comedic genius bro

    • @tylerprovoe9983
      @tylerprovoe9983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What ?? Hahaha fucking psycopath. I found the next Dexter

    • @LowlightTonight
      @LowlightTonight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      “SHUT THAT FUCKIN DOG UP!” the dog wasn’t even barking 😂😂

    • @raider2618
      @raider2618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao what a sweet dog

    • @moiseshernandez9800
      @moiseshernandez9800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      How times have changed, the killing of a dog on TV wouldn't pass so easily with how sensitive some people are

    • @MRG978
      @MRG978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Moises Hernandez this show got away with a LOT of shit that wouldn't fly today

  • @IndigoPhoenix21
    @IndigoPhoenix21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    The whole time, I couldn't get over the dog. That shit destroyed me lmao.

    • @keyroncampbell
      @keyroncampbell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @kameelahsalaam8056
      @kameelahsalaam8056 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @bogdanalindaragiu1314
      @bogdanalindaragiu1314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      imagine how destroyed are people in real life when that always happens.

    • @UnknownPerson-ix1tx
      @UnknownPerson-ix1tx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The police shot my dog in front of me when I was 6, Miami Dade County.

    • @nombreespablo
      @nombreespablo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP 😭😭😭😭

  • @TonyTMusicc
    @TonyTMusicc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Nigga I said stop callin aight!? I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can " LMFAAAOO I can't

  • @teetimewisdom90
    @teetimewisdom90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    5:25 the gentleman to the right was working hard asf not too bust into laughter 🤣🤣

  • @individualm6712
    @individualm6712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "Judged by a jury of your peers." & "...enough time to lift weights & convert to Islam. " 😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂
    The FiF!!! Comedic gold. Thanks for this

    • @SleazyNice
      @SleazyNice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "& convert to Islam"
      Funny thing is that Dave is a Muslim.

    • @corwinng1111
      @corwinng1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      also a reference to Malcolm X

    • @MrMikegraham
      @MrMikegraham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Moe Josephian now get out of my sight you ffffuck

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrMikegraham that had to be ad libbed

  • @dyvinesun
    @dyvinesun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    I damn near choked on my food when they shot the dog 😂😂😂

    • @lisalisa1018
      @lisalisa1018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      dyvinesun
      It's been done in real life during drug busts and or mistaken drug busts and they just say " s**t. Happens. For Real.

    • @julmuhammad4913
      @julmuhammad4913 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dyvinesun 😀😃which dog were They Refering to?😇

    • @TeeMarie36
      @TeeMarie36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes.... the dog didnt do anything and they shot him...

    • @cindyhaefele1600
      @cindyhaefele1600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Jimmy Rustling who said anything Bout crying?

    • @bobingsonbob8893
      @bobingsonbob8893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Jimmy Rustling People are more upset at the fact that police actually have shot dogs during raids when they didn't need to.

  • @dtywuandavis6207
    @dtywuandavis6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "I can only choose ooooonnnneee. I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4,FIIIIIIIF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DigiAkuma
      @DigiAkuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FIF

    • @vlynettemcnulty5102
      @vlynettemcnulty5102 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me: BWA-HA-HAAA!!
      😅😅😂😂
      🚫🚫NOT, The 1,2,3,4,
      🖐🏾FIIIIIF!!
      🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️Uh-UHHH,
      BWA-HA-HAAA!!
      💯💯😆😆
      😅😅😂😂
      🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾
      👍🏾👍🏾😂😂

  • @ronaldogilley4274
    @ronaldogilley4274 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Pulls the dope from his coat pocket - Bill Burr the Crooked Cop😂😂😂😂

    • @rufusallen8143
      @rufusallen8143 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      While in the witness box..how da phuc he got a kilo of dope past the sheriffs and the bailiffs??
      😂😂😂😂

    • @ronaldogilley4274
      @ronaldogilley4274 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rufusallen8143 legendary ish🫡😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChuckKeough
    @ChuckKeough 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2374

    Tron don't wanna be embarrassed in front of his friends and community....hahaha, lol

    • @neumoniad
      @neumoniad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chuck Keough If you type “hahaha”, you don’t need the “laugh out loud” afterwards. It is implied.

    • @Politickticktickin
      @Politickticktickin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@neumoniad Quoting Obama?

    • @ontherisewithcandyceevette3037
      @ontherisewithcandyceevette3037 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No that would be a travesty if they ever found out

    • @kazisla1312
      @kazisla1312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea that's what the "well dressed" whites say when they get warrant issued on their name.

  • @snoppdeng2
    @snoppdeng2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "a jury of your peers" and the shot is just straight gs. Fucking lol, love dave chapelle.

  • @maxether2333
    @maxether2333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    When i was young I didn’t understand that much but as i got older I realize there so many layers to this it’s almost scary how honest this is

  • @smerrill9426
    @smerrill9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I’ve seen this skit 1000 times and still laugh as hard as I did the first time I saw it Chapelle is the best !!!!!! GOAT

    • @limbahnuklir1643
      @limbahnuklir1643 ปีที่แล้ว

      OooooooomoomooolooOooooooomoomooolooooo😊olokooooloolloolmpm

    • @limbahnuklir1643
      @limbahnuklir1643 ปีที่แล้ว

      OooooooomoomooolooOooooooomoomooolooooo😊olokooooloolloolmpmopoooklomlloooooolollmooolo

  • @briancarroll8382
    @briancarroll8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    One, two, three, four... FiF
    I wish he’d do this show again.

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can't see it. His build made him funny. He's too buff now, a serious body shape. At that time, I would start laughing just based on his body language and facial expressions before he said a word.

    • @andrewanderson7912
      @andrewanderson7912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Favorite line lmao

    • @MissMiccy
      @MissMiccy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertnicholls9917 Do you find his recent standups funny?

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MissMiccy Carlinish, I don't guffaw just nodding snickers.
      I'll have to watch again, can't remember if anything he said had me doubled over like his tv show. His new size eliminates some of the funny too. His previous build would make me laugh just seeing him. His more muscular build erases his subtle physical comedy.

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly it wouldn't be the same in today's era. It's best left the way it was (which is legendary) then what it could have been. Just like how *Key&Peele* ended on a high note.

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    That very last, high-pitched "FIIIIIIIF!" at 5:56 STILL kills me after all these years. Dave is nothing short of a legend.

    • @JCAdhd
      @JCAdhd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mannn

  • @bryandickens387
    @bryandickens387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Absolute genius, Chapelle show had such amazing concepts. This flipped reality parody of law and order is such a powerful and hilarious message of how much racism and monetary status bias the justice system has. The crack dealer being treated like a wealthy powerful white business man and vise versa really makes a valid point that there are different "America"s depending on what the justice system decides which "America" you belong to.

    • @danielskywalker8513
      @danielskywalker8513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The show was a beautifully elegant way to introduce the concept of multiple perspectives in a laugh out loud comedic climate. Dave wasn't the only one writing this material, it was a bright, open-minded, and eclectic group of individuals that hit a grand slam on this short-lived series.

    • @lisafraser3
      @lisafraser3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You said it perfectly

    • @lisafraser3
      @lisafraser3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The picture is too much

    • @kameelahsalaam8056
      @kameelahsalaam8056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I please da FiF!!!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂 What if... In a perfect world.

    • @kameelahsalaam8056
      @kameelahsalaam8056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plead... Damn auto correct

  • @richardwashington4664
    @richardwashington4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The look he had when the judge called him a "filthy big-lipped beast!!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @CandieP
    @CandieP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    The court would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GTheGenius
      @GTheGenius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Candie P cut to the jurors who were fools wearing baggy clothes & durags 😂😂😂

    • @CandieP
      @CandieP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      G The Genius Beats I died when the judge called him a Animal, filthy , big lipped Beast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this sketch was genius.

    • @redhurricane24
      @redhurricane24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And their admittance is in the court record.

    • @GTheGenius
      @GTheGenius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Candie P Forreal!

    • @andrelawrence5515
      @andrelawrence5515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny

  • @KB-nz6bv
    @KB-nz6bv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The jury of your “peers” bit is just amazing comedy

    • @scorch4299
      @scorch4299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it made me think about how different it must be for black people to be on trial.

  • @teckniec2
    @teckniec2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Old skit with a million views in two months......this is timeless

  • @charliecheetah4654
    @charliecheetah4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I got some trim coming’. Classic

  • @sixburgh64ss
    @sixburgh64ss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    This skit is COMEDY GOLD. *PERFECT*

    • @unkurupted6131
      @unkurupted6131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sixburgh64ss and the message in it is genius

  • @DKTD23
    @DKTD23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Bill Burr was great on that show. Dave knew exactly which skits to use him in. Amazing production.

    • @Pr0x1mo
      @Pr0x1mo ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not only that, but the guy Tron talks to on the phone, the prosecutor, is the gas station clerk from No country for old men, the infamous coin toss scene.

  • @renzo7503
    @renzo7503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    At 3:47, Bill Bur pulls the "evidence" out of his jacket, LOL!! No lab testing whatsoever, LOL!!

    • @travisharris9912
      @travisharris9912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unforgiven311 😂😂😂😂😂 #facts

    • @Lil_mar00
      @Lil_mar00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Shut that fucking dog up" LOL! Dog wasn't even barking.

    • @blackdoug9903
      @blackdoug9903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      0:54 what's on BET.😂🤣

    • @neilryan4166
      @neilryan4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't know how the actors kept straight faces with the dialogue they had to speak.

    • @SirMo
      @SirMo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "His wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird your honor.".

  • @laurenbrown869
    @laurenbrown869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    This skit pretty much sums up our whole justice department 😂

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steal a cheeseburger, police will chase you down and arrest you. Be a bank and help drug cartels launder billions of dollars….. no arrests, just a fine, no criminal record.

    • @Ada_solo99
      @Ada_solo99 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You got it 😂 but most people didn’t

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig ปีที่แล้ว

      No it doesn't. It sums up every victim-seeking black person's imaginary version of the "justice department."
      Or justice SYSTEM as everyone with an IQ over 80 would call it.

  • @robchowder5611
    @robchowder5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "Um... No, but i can tell you that i plead the fizzif" 😂😂😂

    • @WShoup9818
      @WShoup9818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let me show you this secret document "fif"

    • @MichelleMonet15
      @MichelleMonet15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WShoup9818 🎶FIIIIIIIIIFFFF🎶🤣🤣🤣

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My family uses that one ALL THE TIME!!! 😂😂😂

  • @paulbryson111
    @paulbryson111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    "When i get out, can i still traffic rocks to the community??"
    "*pointing to recording device* Absolutely not!"
    "Ohh you're right. Sellin rocks would be wrong 😉"

    • @nicksatie8072
      @nicksatie8072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ''Jail's the shit ah ah ah ah ah'' xD

  • @danielventura6391
    @danielventura6391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Only Chappelle can make a dogs death hilarious lmao!!

    • @phillipesteele2021
      @phillipesteele2021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Ventura he has a team of writers its not all him. Just saying.

    • @Seattlefan77
      @Seattlefan77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Shut that fuckin dog up!!!!

    • @isobel64
      @isobel64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh stfu

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The crowd was genuinely surprised

    • @robkeane3197
      @robkeane3197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bill burr

  • @garcel1251
    @garcel1251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “Then his wife through her tittles in my hand” 😂😂💀💀

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3517

    Bill Burr's the secret ingredient in a lot of these sketches

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      @jae Pea Dave's more like the chef

    • @stevewondering6311
      @stevewondering6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Bill burr the token white asshole that shoots the dog. Bless his roles

    • @VENGEFULHEXX
      @VENGEFULHEXX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts.

    • @xzack8848
      @xzack8848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah shut you dumb bitchass up

    • @slightlygone
      @slightlygone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "Shut that Fucking Dog Up!!!"

  • @madmadameminx
    @madmadameminx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I'll turn myself in between...two and six?
    11:55pm

  • @waddahElyemen
    @waddahElyemen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Hands down. Dave is one of the most entertaining comedians I’ve ever seen

  • @_flexxx_
    @_flexxx_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Stuff like this can and never will be matched by anyone..... Chappelle.... Three Stooges.... Married With Children.... the list goes on and one.... pure classics.....

  • @j-theorythequantummechanic6025
    @j-theorythequantummechanic6025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    2020 and I'm still dying from laughter..

    • @jindav1
      @jindav1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @toreytownsend4705
      @toreytownsend4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here!!!!

    • @seakc87
      @seakc87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sure it's laughter and not the cops?

    • @Tartersauce101
      @Tartersauce101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah fuck i gave a like then realized it's 2021, still comedy gold!

    • @overlordp.3758
      @overlordp.3758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U are not alone buddy

  • @personkendall
    @personkendall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Before I caught on, I laughed out loud. The absurdity of it all. Then the truth in the message of this comedy skit, took the laugh down to a chuckle, before it left me shaking my head. Genius.

  • @salsasoul4112
    @salsasoul4112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    "I can only choose, ooooooooone!" LMFAOOOOO!!!!!! Still cracks me dafuq up. Hahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!

    • @a.fleming
      @a.fleming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Increased Standards 😂😂😂😂😂😂 right!!!

    • @salsasoul4112
      @salsasoul4112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A. Fleming Guuuuuuuuurl! Mad funny! Lolololol

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dave could do anything back then, he was even singing

    • @mickeeia
      @mickeeia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Increased Standards That's my favorite part also! When I am feeling down, this makes me laugh like hell😂😂😂!!

    • @israeltindal5845
      @israeltindal5845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That shit still has me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @amarhabib1701
    @amarhabib1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    @ 0:44 "shut that f***ing dog up!!!" Bill Bur is brilliant.

  • @Frosty98206
    @Frosty98206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    “ Go ahead and ask me a Question,5tttttttttttttttthhhhhhhh”.

    • @brandonhinkley7391
      @brandonhinkley7391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FIF

    • @keetlemeetle311
      @keetlemeetle311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did you? Fiiiif

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I have a secret document I think you need to see....”

    • @sigmamaleonhisgrindset
      @sigmamaleonhisgrindset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how the bald guy next to him is barely keeping it together. 😂😂😂

  • @therealflamelit
    @therealflamelit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    the lawyers stuntin at the end wit Tron on the pic...dead.....

  • @zephh_sk
    @zephh_sk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Tron is watching Dave's R Kelly skit in his crib lmao

  • @IceColdProfessional
    @IceColdProfessional ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You're an animal, a filthy big-lipped beast". Both hurting and laughing at the core.

  • @jasoncardwell8535
    @jasoncardwell8535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    How he pull out a brick of heroin on the stand? 😂😂😂

    • @michaels.8244
      @michaels.8244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      & from his own pocket!! 🤷🏽‍♂️ lie wtf?! Your honor!! I object, that’s not in defense discovery.

    • @latonyasmith683
      @latonyasmith683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gat dawg,I know right!

    • @etancia
      @etancia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was that Bill Burr?

    • @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243
      @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      etancia Yes..

    • @glgl1472
      @glgl1472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He would plead the fif

  • @nathanking2955
    @nathanking2955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “Stop resisting sir.” I never get tired of this skit.

  • @iamtheeduchess
    @iamtheeduchess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I PLEAD the fifth.. I PLEAD the fifth..5. 1,2.3,4 FIF.....anything you say Fiiiiif. 😂😂😂

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bcbgit Sweetheart go on ask me a question

    • @Ymesgeno
      @Ymesgeno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you...?

    • @lewisalvarez2859
      @lewisalvarez2859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Semere Tes FIFFFF

    • @Overkill233
      @Overkill233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lewisalvarez2859 Sir, I have a secret document that I think you need to see

    • @E.JayViera
      @E.JayViera 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FIVE!!!!!

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Oh no, that's no good for me, I got some trim coming at 12....."

    • @aliciashanks5239
      @aliciashanks5239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🥤😆💦

    • @mg19cal
      @mg19cal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ecmpinky7772 well, it's that nice "vertical smile" all of us men are always in search of 😁

    • @Tony_Baloney_
      @Tony_Baloney_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ECM Pinky weed

    • @TangoNevada
      @TangoNevada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ecmpinky7772 The small patch of hair neatly trimmed above a women that takes care of her genitals appearance. Many women today forgo any trim at all and go entirely for a clean, completely shaven look. It's personal preference. Colloquially the phrases (Getting some trim, or some trim is coming over) refer to getting laid, having sex or being with a Female Partner for sexual activities, which may or may not involve the man inserting his erect penis into the women's vaginal cavity. This can be entirely for pleasure or for reproductive purposes. If for pleasure only, the use of a prophylactic. such as a condom is highly recommend, a condom is a thin tube like device open at one end and closed at the other, typically made of latex or nitrile and is, lubricated and slid over the males erect penis. It is used to prevent the male at the time of orgasm from releasing his sperm into the female (Or Trim), thus preventing both any unwanted pregnancy and also reducing or preventing the spread of any sexually transmitted diseases. That is a short description of "Trim" and it's history. "Trim" would normally take precedence over wilingly turning yourself over to the police.

    • @Martina_Poraka_Nasa
      @Martina_Poraka_Nasa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TangoNevada I can't believe that I actually read this with max attention as I do when reviewing scholar papers. The last sentence made me laugh out load.

  • @k5_6hundred
    @k5_6hundred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I don't know how his lawyers kept a straight face! Lmao

  • @mobid.2084
    @mobid.2084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    One of the most brilliant skits of all times.

  • @ghostofaforgottenweedle
    @ghostofaforgottenweedle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Go ahead, ask me a question!"
    "Did you..."
    "FIIIIF!"
    😂😂

  • @Mercenary-1914
    @Mercenary-1914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Ah Snap....I forgot Bill Burr did this one! He is Great!

    • @neildennis9730
      @neildennis9730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mercenary 1914 Bill Burr is in like every other good sketch the Chapelle Show ever produced!

    • @vanhalen4life1
      @vanhalen4life1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mercenary 1914 no
      He's not funny
      I don't know why dave Chappell hire him anyway

    • @denny4518
      @denny4518 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Borat. Sagdiyev that's just your opinion.

    • @adonalsiumwillrememberourp8027
      @adonalsiumwillrememberourp8027 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Borat. Sagdiyev funniest guy on earth. Lol

    • @vanhalen4life1
      @vanhalen4life1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funniest looking guy on earth
      Agreed

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3132

    I was gonna leave a comment but i chose to plead the FIF

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      1234....FIF

    • @dredvax
      @dredvax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FIVE

    • @latonyasmith683
      @latonyasmith683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabe8168
      @gabe8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But you did leave a comment

    • @cranes7
      @cranes7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ask me a question? FIF? lol lol!

  • @eugenegutierrez5106
    @eugenegutierrez5106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Dave Chappelle is the shit. He makes me laugh when I’m
    Going through hard times. Lol

  • @Wardog01Actual
    @Wardog01Actual ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "1, 2, 3, 4, FIiIiIiIiF!"
    ABSOLUTELY hilarious!

  • @qubonic
    @qubonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "SHUT THAT FUKKING DOG UP" & "jail is the shyt" had me dying 😂😂

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “Go ahead, ask me a question”
    “Did yo-“
    “FIIIIIF”
    God that bit killed me lol, he’s so damn funny

  • @NoFlyZone01
    @NoFlyZone01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    STILL, the most accurate commentary on the racial and economic disparities that plague our judicial system.

    • @johnboykin3128
      @johnboykin3128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. Don't make it seem genius or significant. It's not that great

    • @erikt3162
      @erikt3162 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you the legal defense counsel? Or defense counsel?

    • @sarahemikula
      @sarahemikula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@johnboykin3128 I believe it was described as 'accurate', not genius. You were also given another's "side" on liking Chappelle's ability to laugh at the huge problems in our society. If you dislike it, care to state why? A little discourse without rancor is possible ya know 😏

    • @tyronejames4187
      @tyronejames4187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @calo10able Idk man. Bernie Madoff destroyed people's lives too

    • @BushidoBrownSama
      @BushidoBrownSama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @calo10able not all drug dealers deal in violent crimes and major white collar criminals tend to negatively impact far more people.

  • @CoryKlim
    @CoryKlim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    one of the best Chapelle skits of all time right here

  • @nateb606
    @nateb606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "One love"
    "Yeah I, I love you too"
    I laugh so hard at that every time 🤣