You MIGHT actually BUY the Facebook Portal…

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  • @darthsoban1897
    @darthsoban1897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    I think the physical shutter for the camera is Facebook admitting “yeah, we know you don’t trust us.”

    • @erejnion
      @erejnion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That's still way more than expected. I don't trust any company, anyway, so a company saying that they know this can only be good.

    • @rellort4362
      @rellort4362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@erejnion yeah totally not like they could add a secret microphone that spies on you. :/
      Not only that but hell. This is facebook. Why would anyone want to buy this? Why would anyone trust them at all?

    • @tgdhsuk3589
      @tgdhsuk3589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@erejnion not really thats like being the only country in the world to blow up a city from the map and be the one who starts issuing rules and concerns of other countries doing what you did, but you should trust us because... oh wait

    • @vithrinful
      @vithrinful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Hoodie_010 A secret microphone would be found by anyone tearing this thing down, and it'd become a huge PR nightmare. People will buy this because Facebook is a shitty company, but people already buy stuff made by other shitty companies that shouldn't be trusted, like Google and Amazon for example.

    • @xordus
      @xordus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well, also it says that they're trying to fix that image. I'm actually a little impressed by this product.

  • @NeonVisual
    @NeonVisual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    2000's - Roll as many devices as possible into one smart device. 2019 Sell as many seperate devices as possible with only one purpose.

    • @NoobGyver
      @NoobGyver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's all for money.

    • @Ava-wu4qp
      @Ava-wu4qp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I'm a photographer. There's a reason that I still regularly sell prints to my clients. Digital picture frames not only SUUUUUCCCCKKKK and are small but are quite distracting, lighting up a dark room on movie night or just switching pictures and messing with your peripheral vision. Prints also of course have actual staying power and aren't just forgotten about like the million pictures from your smartphone.

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There are certain tasks that should have hardware dedicated to them, some that have hardware dedicated to them but manage to suck because it wasn't developed/made right, and some that should be rolled into preferred personal computing devices.

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ava-wu4qp Digital picture frames CAN be done right, key word there, CAN. Afaik they haven't though, because companies haven't figured out that they need aggressive automatic backlight dimming and smooth fading transitions between photos to make it work as intended.

    • @dabigbadwolf5081
      @dabigbadwolf5081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KiraSlith only way they could become good would be color e-ink

  • @johnnyd4827
    @johnnyd4827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    short answer: NO
    Edit:
    Woah so many likes! Thank you all

  • @cabbycabby1770
    @cabbycabby1770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    “Facebook will protect your privacy”
    I laughed.
    My wife laughed.
    Facebook portal laughed.

    • @meowmix705
      @meowmix705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Google Home laughed
      Android Phone laughed
      Everybody laughed !

    • @kokop1107
      @kokop1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And the Facebook employee listening through your portal probably laughed as well...

    • @theteacher321
      @theteacher321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thanos laughed
      Morgan Freeman laughed
      Tom&Jerry laughed as well

    • @unknow123abc
      @unknow123abc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@meowmix705 you forgot about Siri

    • @jacquesb5248
      @jacquesb5248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not creepy at all

  • @Neekzu
    @Neekzu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Short answer: NO
    Long answer: NEIN

    • @muffty1337
      @muffty1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Versteh ich nicht...

    • @TheGsGClan
      @TheGsGClan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Long answer: Auf keinen Fall!

    • @spilledcoffeeandbeans
      @spilledcoffeeandbeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Long answer: NICHT IN MEINEM HAUS!!!

    • @gigachad1330
      @gigachad1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Troll MeBro WHOOSH...
      Oh whats that you might ask?
      The sound of the joke flying over your head. (I know it’s not cool to joke about nazi’s but still)

    • @Birch55
      @Birch55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ein Antonius I don’t speak liberal

  • @o0sprawler0o6
    @o0sprawler0o6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Im good...I’m already content with the 1 FBI agent assigned to me

    • @mrfluffytailthethird
      @mrfluffytailthethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NSA not fbi

    • @notapplicable2636
      @notapplicable2636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sorry, but NSA and FBI share notes... :-P

    • @nimbus4899
      @nimbus4899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@notapplicable2636 that's it Chad, I am calling your mom

    • @Hybris51129
      @Hybris51129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not to mention at least 1 Chinese intelligence agent.

    • @notapplicable2636
      @notapplicable2636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry Mr/Mrs.@@nimbus4899, but I don't have a FB account like I mentioned b4... :-P

  • @TheUruse
    @TheUruse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2469

    Linus: "Not for me, but for a parent and family"
    Me: "Hmmm... but you're a parent, Linus"

    • @tadmad6189
      @tadmad6189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      He mean good parents lol

    • @tadmad6189
      @tadmad6189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Jk

    • @AndySelf
      @AndySelf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skcyte exactly what I was thinking

    • @cossakrose
      @cossakrose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ...and he's also someone's family. lol

    • @TweiLimLou
      @TweiLimLou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nordorf lately my relatives aged 60-70-80 in malaysia now have smartphones and facebook.... :/ (and they never used computers before...)

  • @thefowles1
    @thefowles1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Don't mind me, I'm just here before the inevitable title change.
    Edit: already happened, folks, not even 40 minutes later.
    Original title: "you should buy the Facebook portal"
    First edit: "you MIGHT actually BUY the Facebook portal"

    • @ExplodingWaffle101
      @ExplodingWaffle101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hey me too!

    • @xxrfra121-2
      @xxrfra121-2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@asefjamilajwad for the algorithm of TH-cam

    • @shaxerooney
      @shaxerooney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      heh

    • @TheTruthDragonNJ09
      @TheTruthDragonNJ09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It Changed!!!
      Title _was_ "You should buy the Facebook camera..." and changed to "You MIGHT actually BUY the Facebook Portal"

    • @arouraios4942
      @arouraios4942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do they always do that? Someone said for the algortythms, but why the heck does it matter wether you change yourt title

  • @chrisray4748
    @chrisray4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "hardware disabled mic" Yeah, I will need some actual proof of that beside a statement from the Zucc.

    • @Randomizer92mx
      @Randomizer92mx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      C'mon he is a trustworthy person. His company only got caught spying every single time but other than that Zucc is an honest person.

    • @dstutz
      @dstutz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Randomizer92mx What specific instances are you referring to?

    • @tobs2470
      @tobs2470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dstutzCambridge Analytica maybe? Lolz

    • @dmitrij34
      @dmitrij34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just wait for iFixit or someone else to crack it open and verify it yourself lol

    • @dstutz
      @dstutz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tobs2470 Cambridge Analytica wasn't Zuck "spying" on anyone though... That was an app developer who made a FB app that collected certain kinds of user data. Then the developer shared that data with Cambridge Analytica. Zuck and Facebook had nothing to do with that

  • @yourfd709
    @yourfd709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    LTT: "You MIGHT actually BUY the Facebook Portal…"
    Everyone watching: "No, I don't think I will..."

    • @anb1142
      @anb1142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      endgame

    • @BenCos2018
      @BenCos2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @yourfd709👍

    • @qeorge
      @qeorge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anuja Nimesh i want to lol

    • @timcomley3241
      @timcomley3241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why on here then

  • @matthewh6172
    @matthewh6172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    People are using FB products in 2019? Brave.

    • @seancarter5977
      @seancarter5977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asefjamilajwad W

    • @pharmd2244
      @pharmd2244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oculus is owned by Facebook.. Their new VR headsets (Rift S & Quest) use cameras do define boundaries and store your gaming area. If you want to go back and play at the same location later, it remembers the layout..

    • @itsalie24
      @itsalie24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@pharmd2244 I don't buy Oculus stuff because they are owned by Facebook

    • @ChunkyJo
      @ChunkyJo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There's no way I'm buying a facebook spy devi--err... facebook product. That's insane to me.

    • @Ebani
      @Ebani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pharmd2244 You said nothing at all. Every headset does this lol

  • @axelespinal
    @axelespinal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    I'd be dead before giving Facebook a live feed of my home lol

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But you have a phone, right? Why do you pretend you care about privacy when if you own 1 electronic product, your location and activity are known. No phone is ever off, or at least not that you can tell.

    • @Voornaz
      @Voornaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@BaldMancTwat but still Facebook worst thing to go for

    • @cheif10thumbs
      @cheif10thumbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@BaldMancTwat Are you one of those Induhviduals with a GED and a Liberal Arts degree? If you turn your PHONE OFF, it's off.

    • @pichum4st3r
      @pichum4st3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You are an NPC, please reply. Actually a phone is off when you turn it off. A phone has to get hacked in order for it to stay on when off.

    • @Kyle-yn5hy
      @Kyle-yn5hy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You are an NPC, please reply.
      There are ways to mitigate even that, like running GrapheneOS on a Pixel 3, but usually you’ll just have to make concessions when it comes to your phone because it’s an essential piece of hardware in a modern world. You can still minimise how much you actually use your phone and only take it out with you when you actually need it. You can also use apps with strong encryption for communication like Signal or Wire.
      Just because there may be ONE potential ingress into your personal privacy doesn’t mean you should just go hog fucking wild and buy a FaceBook Spy CamTM.

  • @Creativebicycle
    @Creativebicycle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    How much Libra is this going to set me back?

    • @MrProtopopescovici
      @MrProtopopescovici 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a life load

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Depends. How's your Social Credit Score?

    • @aziouss2863
      @aziouss2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sandakureva Is there beef between the almighty ZUCC and our chinease overlords may they be praised ?

    • @jezchantler5331
      @jezchantler5331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It changes every minute from almost nothing to the price of your kidney.

    • @willinton06
      @willinton06 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ssuo ben that’s not enough praising brah, I just reported you brah, you have 2 strikes left brah

  • @mitziuk1
    @mitziuk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I've just ordered 1 for my mum who is in a care home.
    During these troubled times with the Corona virus, not being able to visit her, this will cheer her up immensely.
    All I have to do is make sure the staff plug it in and switch it on and off.
    So for me this gets the thumbs up 👍

  • @nomado-sensei
    @nomado-sensei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Facebook: says something about privacy.
    Sensible people: "No."

    • @big_pingu
      @big_pingu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      imagine believing anything any company says when every other day articles in mainstream news cover some huge company selling your info to china. And thats the public version written in the cia controlled media. Google operation mockingbird

  • @NICK....
    @NICK.... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    How long before a "data leak" is found in this?

  • @arunkumarbalakrishnan8423
    @arunkumarbalakrishnan8423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "Speaking of giving it to you"
    Linus, I'm flattered, but this is TH-cam, not Pornhub. You'll get demonetized.

    • @mid-
      @mid- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂 nice

    • @cowboyprune
      @cowboyprune 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      uh oh :x

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give it to me, baby.
      Okay, okay.

    • @FaithfulFrets
      @FaithfulFrets 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      X gonna give it to ya!

    • @Bluscream
      @Bluscream 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was searching for this

  • @xxrfra121-2
    @xxrfra121-2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Facebook: we protect your privacy
    Me: *laughing in every metods*

    • @angryjoshi165
      @angryjoshi165 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      xxrfra121 xxrfra121 made my day

    • @АлексейГриднев-и7р
      @АлексейГриднев-и7р 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, Google Pixel or Amazon Fire Tablet are not much better.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@АлексейГриднев-и7р Also your phone manufacturer is also tracking and watching you. Android or iOS.

    • @doufmech4323
      @doufmech4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BaldMancTwat buy a Librem 5 once it is released.

  • @thelugash
    @thelugash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    It's called a "telescreen" and it's not something that's typically installed voluntarily.

  • @ritsat
    @ritsat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I never thought I would see 'facebook' and 'buy' in a single sentence.

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But Facebook buys things all the time...

    • @FastSloth87
      @FastSloth87 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjaminmiddaugh2729 Also, buy the Facebook owned Oculus Quest.

    • @HamuelPter
      @HamuelPter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FastSloth87 no thanks

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Companies buy your data from Facebook all the time.

  • @obi-wankenobi8406
    @obi-wankenobi8406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    8 inches soo... a phone in 2019

    • @One4speed
      @One4speed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      why hello there

    • @defaultmesh
      @defaultmesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      why hello there

    • @homer9736
      @homer9736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      why hello there

    • @user-tm3fz7qx3s
      @user-tm3fz7qx3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      why hello there

    • @ziyadshafi
      @ziyadshafi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      why hello there

  • @yavuzmarifet4528
    @yavuzmarifet4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    This is easily the most unnecessary gadget of 2019

    • @michaelashton8754
      @michaelashton8754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      nah this would 100% be perfect for my grandad

    • @blackcatredscarf1200
      @blackcatredscarf1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michaelashton8754 no

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blackcatredscarf1200 yes because its awesome.

    • @Airclot
      @Airclot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You're thinking of the wrong demographic. This is incredibly useful for older folks and for long distance couples

    • @yavuzmarifet4528
      @yavuzmarifet4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Airclot you are right but there are lots of more functional products than this for elders

  • @sknt
    @sknt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I feel safe with facebook devices.
    There's always someone watching over me.

    • @BAX-bt1jl
      @BAX-bt1jl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seems Legit comment

    • @thehoneydeev
      @thehoneydeev 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅🤣🤣😭

    • @HolicChan
      @HolicChan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks SkyNet LOL

  • @djdeertz5450
    @djdeertz5450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I think this needs a teardown to actually see if mics are disconnected

    • @oliverer3
      @oliverer3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @flameshana9
      @flameshana9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's weird that there isn't already a ton of people doing this.

    • @scheitinjebroek
      @scheitinjebroek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dont turn it on. Take it apart.
      Really, Dave from the EEVBlog should take one apart

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, it needs a teardown with a sledgehammer to make sure everything's disconnected.
      I want to make this exceedingly fucking clear: Facebook doesn't learn.
      They're not just a social media platform, haven't been for years.

  • @kevinvandeford5562
    @kevinvandeford5562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    the cia is gunna love this

    • @beckagrace7499
      @beckagrace7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😆 this made me laugh to hard thank you

  • @R3ddyyg
    @R3ddyyg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    When you buy Alexa but you want to be spied even more

    • @clblanchard08
      @clblanchard08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I find that Alexa spies just the right amount.

  • @doufmech4323
    @doufmech4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I value my privacy. I won't touch anything facebook makes.

  • @ericcartman5722
    @ericcartman5722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    How to be a troll in 2019:
    Have 3 daughters Alexa, Siri and Cortana

    • @chrisschuck2974
      @chrisschuck2974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Can we name the dog Bixby?

    • @mrfluffytailthethird
      @mrfluffytailthethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s worse for the kids than not vaccinating

    • @3dwildcat822
      @3dwildcat822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cortana's dead.

    • @Lucipher07
      @Lucipher07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @3D was Cortana unvaccinated?

    • @kolgax2064
      @kolgax2064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasn't one of Tom Cruises kids named Suri? They may not be able to use apple stuff hehe.

  • @gp75motorsports
    @gp75motorsports 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "You Might actually BUY the Facebook Portal"
    No, Linus, no. I can assure you I won't.

    • @battlebuddy4517
      @battlebuddy4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gp75motorsports lmao

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "It's okay. I feel it too. So scared to leave. I see it... I see the island. And Facebook, who was the father you never had. He would've disappointed you..."

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Valve’s Portal, yes. Facebook’s Portal, no

    • @sharadshelar
      @sharadshelar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When one title a product review like that, you know how serious the review is .. rather looked like a paid promotion by portal .. no thanks

  • @KizaruB
    @KizaruB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    This is like Huawei releasing a security camera.

    • @realBerkutschi
      @realBerkutschi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'd trust Huawei more than US tech companies.

    • @lamhkak47
      @lamhkak47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know they do, right? I saw a Huawei etch on a bank's CCTV.

    • @meflea3675
      @meflea3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Honudes Gai and what might you be, oh mighty Master?

    • @unknow123abc
      @unknow123abc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Feel like this should have more likes actually made me lol

    • @skagerstrom
      @skagerstrom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The idea that all Huawei hardware is supposed to be spy hardware is just amusing. And trust me - if it was - any spy oranisation would pay ALOT of money for tech that filter out anything collected by the tin foil people that worry. Or do people think that there is 500 million chinease spy workers watching live streams?
      Google and Facebook have more reasons to spy on you than Huawei. But they really only do if for ad data so there is really no reason to worry there either.

  • @Upsidedownzack
    @Upsidedownzack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Hmm a company who has a privacy scandal literally every 6 months or less having access to even more of my information, SIGN ME UP.

    • @MrShadowmaster00
      @MrShadowmaster00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Once every six months? Earlier this year it was almost once a week for like a month and a half

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrShadowmaster00 That's only because it served the media's purposes to watch more closely.

    • @doufmech4323
      @doufmech4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you still use google? They are not better.

    • @Aeroxima
      @Aeroxima 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doufmech4323 There's no viable youtube alternative

  • @user-oi9kb6sm4y
    @user-oi9kb6sm4y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Theyre gonna sell your pictures 😂🤣

    • @doufmech4323
      @doufmech4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Of course they are

    • @Veizerah
      @Veizerah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤔 what if teenagers are doing naughty teenager stuff with other teenagers on video call and they sell that, will the lizard man go to jail?

    • @aintgotnobody5518
      @aintgotnobody5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Veizerah nah they will filter those out and ban the users

    • @angryjoshi165
      @angryjoshi165 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Google bought them?

  • @LDWilliams
    @LDWilliams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is the same FB that tries to track your movements when you move away from their open tab?
    I say try, as Firefox warned me today and blocked it

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao. So you're ok with Firefox tracking you but not Facebook. Seems about right.

    • @LDWilliams
      @LDWilliams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the 'lesser' evil

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BaldMancTwat Wait, Firefox tracks you now?

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sandakureva Not really. It did react to your activity, which can look very similar. (Using sync, though, does come a bit closer to actual tracking.)

    • @flameshana9
      @flameshana9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Firefox:* don't let this company track you!
      Let us do it instead!

  • @ZillaBreath
    @ZillaBreath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who has been in a long distance relationship for years now, I find this interesting and somewhat useful to me because I video chat with my s/o on a daily basis and often times its hard to make out things on your phone. Having a device specifically for video chat would be very handy for me.

  • @billabonify
    @billabonify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "The mic quaility is good even when you walk away" what a nice feature.
    *sarcasm ends*

  • @CAAStudios
    @CAAStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    It's a telescreen.
    It's a f**king telescreen.
    This is 2019 people.

    • @SyrupSplash
      @SyrupSplash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I was thinking, 'tis the future

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We really do live in a society.

    • @KrotowX
      @KrotowX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly. Though West still miss their Party and nomenclature like 1984 had. Friendly warning: don't try to realize that stuff in home.

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KrotowX That's because we live in Brave New World, instead.

    • @DerekF-u7e
      @DerekF-u7e 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take it you don't own a smart phone then? A device capable of spying on your far more than this thing.

  • @BrowncoatInABox
    @BrowncoatInABox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Facebook lost my trust close to 7 years ago. I saw this privacy shot way in advance

  • @danielnodland4072
    @danielnodland4072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Speaking about giving it to you."
    Oh yes Linus, give it to me. Give me dat thicc ad.

    • @Alexander-is9jo
      @Alexander-is9jo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm almost there...
      Purchasing PIA, I mean

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:50 - "Speaking of 'giving it to you'..."
    _[blushes]_

  • @Giffandy5329
    @Giffandy5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I definitely see the market for this.
    When my brother was in the Navy it was a huge PITA to setup Skype on their computer and coach them on using it, and they still ended up missing half his calls to the computer two rooms away.
    This sounds like a stone simple plug-and-play solution they could have set on a shelf in the living room and fully understood intuitively.

  • @TheBritishPatriot
    @TheBritishPatriot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    When the Facebook Founder (Mark the Lizard) covers his laptop webcam with tape, I think I'll pass on buying a camera from him!

    • @Foojaleeckalikeelamaka
      @Foojaleeckalikeelamaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair it does have a way of physically disabling the camera too :o

    • @aintgotnobody5518
      @aintgotnobody5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The microphone is probably not disabled. And they can get enough data from your network anyway

  • @Yorschor
    @Yorschor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Linus: "You MIGHT actually BUY the Facebook Portal…"
    Me: "No. I don´t think so"

  • @RealDids
    @RealDids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    A bird could nest in Linus's hair.

    • @joshuecanary
      @joshuecanary 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was gonna comment about linus's hair being especially bad today

    • @mrfluffytailthethird
      @mrfluffytailthethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly he should just shave it and get a wig

    • @AussalBurn
      @AussalBurn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoooo. It kinda fits him though, I can't imagine him with other hairstyles.

    • @joshuecanary
      @joshuecanary 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AussalBurn what about the wig he wore at justines or the ones he wears with the cat earphones

    • @lionelcouture5908
      @lionelcouture5908 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think a bird already did

  • @CurlyProverbz
    @CurlyProverbz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The gold cube structure you have is gorgeous. Please could you let me know where you got it from?

    • @dhiren7787
      @dhiren7787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      your mom

    • @HM3Corpsman
      @HM3Corpsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dhiren7787 😂😂😂 I’m an eighties baby and I approve of the laugh!

    • @chiefpacman
      @chiefpacman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get some rod, cut it, Sauder or glue. Paint.
      Or go to target or hobby lobby and pay $45. It's kinda lame if you ask me. That style was drained of all appeal by college girl dorms everywhere

  • @NVAfilm
    @NVAfilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:28 " that's sweet shirt your friend is wearing" I totally thought he was going to say, " as long as your friend shops at LinusTechtips.Com" 🤣

    • @stageselectca
      @stageselectca 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh hai mark

    • @McTroyd
      @McTroyd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was definitely a missed plugging opportunity.

  • @GothicTech
    @GothicTech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    ME : reading the title.
    also Me: hhhhhhh......... NO....

  • @AlexTenThousand
    @AlexTenThousand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Second generation"
    So, not only is this the first time I ever hear of Facebook producing anything hardware-related, but I somehow missed the first generation, too?

    • @Topperfalkon
      @Topperfalkon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They released the first generation about a month after the whole Cambridge Analytica scandal erupted. It was... not a good time to launch that kind of product.

    • @jmlinden7
      @jmlinden7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They own Oculus

  • @kenGPT
    @kenGPT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Linus: "You MIGHT actually BUY the Facebook Portal…"
    Me, an intellectual: "No I actually won't..."

    • @JoshJosherMan
      @JoshJosherMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was titled “You should buy the Facebook Portal.” so there’s that.

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Ain’t no facebook device with a camera going in my house

    • @unknow123abc
      @unknow123abc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hopefully you don't have Facebook installed on your phone

    • @onceuponaban
      @onceuponaban 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unknow123abc Or a smartphone, for that matter. Neither Google nor Apple are innocent in this matter, far from it.

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unknow123abc how can i uninstall facebook on a samsung phone, ye i hate them for this

    • @Emobullymaguire
      @Emobullymaguire 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onceuponaban Google and especially Apple look like saints in front of Facebook.

  • @fu928
    @fu928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Linus: Speaking of..
    Me: TAP TAP

  • @sparkleaftermath6090
    @sparkleaftermath6090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Title should be "You shouldn't buy Facebook camera..."

  • @attackLive
    @attackLive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "not using for advertising purposes" is not enough. Should be "not using for anything under any circumstances".

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except making sure it needs to be turned on when you call it and NOT AT ANY OTHER GIVEN TIME

  • @ScienceAlliance
    @ScienceAlliance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    im surprised linus didn't die from this quality

    • @ScienceAlliance
      @ScienceAlliance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CaveyMoth lol ikr. Somehow worse than pewdiepies vids from like a year ago

  • @Ghettofinger
    @Ghettofinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The opener was the perfect concision of the product, and worthy enough to just end there.

  • @mikes2381
    @mikes2381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0-1:00 Now this is the video quality I come to YT to see.

    • @hblaub
      @hblaub 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 8K, but downscaled ;-)

  • @maddoxfitzsimmons5440
    @maddoxfitzsimmons5440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for saying Amazon A.L.E.X.A
    My Alexa would've interrogated me lmao

  • @macmarcusstudio2653
    @macmarcusstudio2653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Perfect for parents"
    What did you do to your kids Linus?

  • @SamHaloruns
    @SamHaloruns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know it's going to be quality when it's shot in portrait mode.

  • @Zetharion1
    @Zetharion1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah the microphone that is "disabled" by software totally isnt storing everything it still hears.

  • @robertvantine2810
    @robertvantine2810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:53 "...somewhat odd-looking yet functional stands that happens to house the power cable..."
    You mean the thing that looks like a feminine hygiene product?

    • @markgoering7101
      @markgoering7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is this better than an iPad using FaceTime?

  • @StoneParanormal
    @StoneParanormal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel like the power cable being housed BY THE STAND is a terrible idea

    • @szymek8579
      @szymek8579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you mean by the [S T A N D O] ?

    • @reecehire8957
      @reecehire8957 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Triston Hull jojos bizarrely adventure

    • @nagualdesign
      @nagualdesign 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? That was the only part of the design that I approved.

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      「STAND USER」Zuckerberg
      「STAND」Every Breath You Take

    • @StoneParanormal
      @StoneParanormal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nagualdesign I just feel like it could lead to broken charging ports like no other

  • @jordanjacobii9764
    @jordanjacobii9764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another smart device so Zark Muckerberg can watch me while I sleep.

    • @youtubermomo4025
      @youtubermomo4025 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he already watching you from your handphone or Tablet

  • @lpbaybee4942
    @lpbaybee4942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:59 - Did anyone else notice Linus spitting on the table?

    • @youtubermomo4025
      @youtubermomo4025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes me, but well it's not a Big Bang Problem not for me Atleast

  • @RickyLi
    @RickyLi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    FWIW made for the grandparents demographic is accurate, I bought a pair last Christmas for my parents and my sister (who lives in a different state), so they could "easily" video chat with my sister's kids without me having to set things up for the call. At first I had to show them how to call my sis & my nieces, or how to answer a call. Now almost a year later, my "I'll only use a computer if it can cook my dinner" mother, is calling her grandkids every other day to read stories at bedtime.
    I'm still not really a fan, but if it works it works. The only concession I've got them to agree with in the name of privacy, is having the portal on a power strip that they turn on when they use the portal, then off again after. In my book it falls under "it's fine, it does what it does."

  • @brythonicman3267
    @brythonicman3267 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My Mums 92 and cant even remember how to use her i pad or her smart phone, she lives in sheltered accommodation 90 miles from where I live. I'm not allowed into her premises and she's not allowed out as things stand, I'm not even sure if I will ever see her again.
    All I want to know is: Can this be left permanently plugged in, (she will forget to re-charge it) so all she has to do is when I call her, is she walks up to it and presses the icon to connect? Not interested in any other features as they will be lost on her. Thanks

  • @thexgamer8240
    @thexgamer8240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    But the real question here is:
    *Does it scratch at level 6 with deeper grooves at level 7?*

    • @NoobGyver
      @NoobGyver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asmr voice intesifies.*

  • @Shadow-ig3hf
    @Shadow-ig3hf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Cyberdyne Systems.......Parent company of Facebook

  • @ScibbieGames
    @ScibbieGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Original title : "You should buy the facebook camera"
    Linus did u honestly think that was a good idea.

  • @BareSphereMass
    @BareSphereMass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should do a video about how to make the best coding / general use PC. (Not for gaming, or video editing.)
    Should I focus on cores or clock speed to make Visual Studio run faster, or should I get faster ram, or lower ram timing? When searching PDF’s with ctrl + F I see some GPU usage (about 20%). Should I get a GPU with faster DDR6 memory (1660 Ti about $270 new) or a “better”one with DDR5 (1080 about $200 used)?

  • @jameshogge
    @jameshogge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think you've nailed their target demographic with the portal.
    Everyone who can use a smartphone already has Facebook. The portal is just a device to spread their service to others

  • @kaibaCorpHQ
    @kaibaCorpHQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The only thing this video made me feel was sadness for jibo

  • @josuad6890
    @josuad6890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Red LED to indicate the mic is disabled"
    yeah... right.

    • @Ayrton866
      @Ayrton866 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The LED light is probably a second camera being turned on.😂😂😂😂

  • @Ruffi03
    @Ruffi03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That Quality at the beginning

    • @SW-zn4mx
      @SW-zn4mx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It hurt my eyes

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So this is what Google sees.

  • @MrLuffy9131
    @MrLuffy9131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's actually better than the Google Homes/Echos because it actually has a calendar like the others you have to go through a slideshow in order to get to a calendar and at the wrong time you may not even see it. Plus camera for zoom calls and etc. All I wanted was an always on Calendar with features so it actually was useful but $150 is way too expensive but $49 is much more reasonable and I know they are discontinuing it though

  • @JT-wf7ou
    @JT-wf7ou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The size is what kills it for me. If there were a portal extension, or portal interface for something like a tv I would be down for it. The ability to make full room calls would honestly be a really nice feature to have for anyone who lives far away from family and can't make holidays.

    • @rayboto
      @rayboto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well they did make the portal TV which is a camera back to next to your TV and it has a remote it can be used like a streaming device also and you can make video calls on it

  • @harveyezihe
    @harveyezihe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never!!! No Facebook camera is coming near my house

  • @reggiep75
    @reggiep75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nope.
    Can't risk getting Zucc'd over on any level

  • @pwnlorr
    @pwnlorr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Pretty sure this is for 50+ peeps who wanna call their grandkids

    • @GrymsArchive
      @GrymsArchive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm 55, Have grandkids *BUT* I'm not stupid enough to trust facebook.

    • @pwnlorr
      @pwnlorr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GrymsArchive Amen I wouldnt wish this upon anyone.

  • @Aeroxima
    @Aeroxima 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Although I'm not touching it, I do like the idea of physical shutters. Somebody brought over a laptop they wanted help with, and I noticed the camera had tape over it. At first I thought it was pretty silly, but then I remembered I actually did that myself on a phone, which might be even worse. It is hard to trust the phone has things off when it seems it does, they don't tend to be the most transparent of devices. I'd love to have hardware mute on the mic. (Doesn't mean it isn't listening 100% of the time it's on, though...)

  • @DirtyTesla
    @DirtyTesla 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow I've been watching this channel for YEARS and just realized it still has less than 10 million subs...wtf. I'd expect 50mil+ This is like a full company at this point. I had no idea. TH-cam is weird.

  • @Waifu4Life
    @Waifu4Life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Linus: Speaking of giving it to you...
    Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  • @cleanshavenegg4892
    @cleanshavenegg4892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “And speaking of giving it to you...”

    • @reecehire8957
      @reecehire8957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mae Marshall *skips 20 seconds

  • @mosulknight7671
    @mosulknight7671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You forgot to say "hi Mark" when you turned it on 😂

    • @hblaub
      @hblaub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So the movie "The Room" finally makes sense! Oh, hi Mark!

    • @elcan6426
      @elcan6426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is this comment original? because it is really funny.🤣🤣

    • @mosulknight7671
      @mosulknight7671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elcan6426 in a previous video they said that when they get a portal for a review they should say "hi Mark" when they turn it on so I was reminding them

  • @zork2001
    @zork2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had an idea last year about making a facebook picture frame. Why do digital picture frames seem like a good idea but no one ever really uses or likes them? Because they get boring really fast and it is a pain in the ass to update them. What if the frame was linked up to facebook and you could choose the friends and family you would want to update that frame with pictures they post online. Than you could always get surprise pictures coming up maybe even some with you in it.

  • @krazypinoy6495
    @krazypinoy6495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bought 3 one for myself and one for my parents and grandparents. Video Conferencing has come a long way and it only makes sense when you live to far way from loved one that you can't always drive or fly to see them. I would recommend the facebook portal. Also my best friend just bought 2 for him and his family.

  • @GadgetAddict
    @GadgetAddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy shhh that intro. I nearly closed the video lol

  • @daltonriser1125
    @daltonriser1125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hey the marketing materials feature parents grandparents and muppets too

  • @rafarafado9368
    @rafarafado9368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nice quality at beginning xd

  • @christopherbradley7149
    @christopherbradley7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone else find it a bit too coincidental that this came out just before covid got big and lockdown happened?
    This review asks “who asked for this? Who is it for?” especially when Facebook is so big and it’s such a niche product
    Boom, lockdown. This product is perfect for those family members apart due to lockdown. I see you Zukk, you knew something

  • @rajvinder89
    @rajvinder89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still a hard pass for me. I have zero intention of using any smart speaker/smart video call device until someone comes out with a privacy focused one.

  • @Matthitjah
    @Matthitjah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:00 "Cooking or wrangling children" - I think you have to wrangle the children first before you cook them

  • @Ava-wu4qp
    @Ava-wu4qp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Owns two RED cinema cameras.
    Films on a potato anyways.

    • @xenonram
      @xenonram 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone ^ doesn't know how TH-cam uploads are rendered in order of resolution. Derp. (And the 3 geniuses that liked the comment.)

    • @Ava-wu4qp
      @Ava-wu4qp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xenonram I was referring to the first minute of the video only. Pretty sure it's from a front facing smartphone camera with the ghosting patterns around light sources.

    • @xenonram
      @xenonram 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ava-wu4qp Sorry. I thought you were one of the morons that think the video was actually shot in 144p max resolution.

    • @flameshana9
      @flameshana9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did nobody stop to think Linus was demonstrating the quality of the device that this *entire video* is about?

    • @Ava-wu4qp
      @Ava-wu4qp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flameshana9 considering that it's partly vertical video and that the product is visible in that crappy video, I doubt they had a second one there (or the ability to save video from the device).

  • @lordalpha6196
    @lordalpha6196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LTT: You MIGHT actually BUY the Facebook Portal…
    Me: Haha. No.......

  • @d3115uxor
    @d3115uxor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i remember the push for video phones back in the late 80s, the idea immediately died. the flaw for the first commercialized units was you have to have the same exact phone in both houses for it to work, this only slightly expands that idea. Way to go with your old idea recycling!

  • @ic531
    @ic531 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's doesn't matter what they say. It's not that hard to imagine Facebook admitting they "accidentally" upload your video to their servers and saying "it's a bug".

  • @Zeta4224
    @Zeta4224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Facebook doesn't view or save the data from portal for advertising & etc" yeah you're not lying there. They just pay another company to do that for them 😂

  • @dontfollowme9043
    @dontfollowme9043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *sees the title..*
    Yeah nah

  • @HomeWatchViewer
    @HomeWatchViewer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sure,
    its nice and stuff,
    but can it run CRYSIS ?

  • @TheChickenx18
    @TheChickenx18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got one for my parents last year and they love it and it is perfect for holiday family calls...

  • @jimmyp4622
    @jimmyp4622 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It will probably have a screen working as a 2 way mirror with a dozen cameras and mics behind it. Lock it in an isolation chamber when not using it.