"This lady has more energy than the entirety of the sun has, in its whole 60 billion year lifespan, and she's focusing all that energy in _ruining my mood."_ That's the most aggressive introversive line I have ever heard by anyone, which leads me to believe that Sean's really an introvert but an extrovert when it comes to friends and anger
Vish was the last name of my first serious boyfriend. I was so in love with him. It took me two years to get over him after he cheated on me with a guy.
I remember a video you made saying that maybe people with forget about you that your youtube career will come to a end but i will keep your name up i will tell my childern about you. You have helped me through so much man you are a inspiration too me i watch you everytime im in a sad mood cause you make me laugh alot and put me in a good mood. So keep it up dont give up love you jackieboy never stop doing what you do even if you feel like everything is going to crap you will be remembered as a legend. 😁
One of my favorite intros from Jack so far. Sums up the channel well, “loud & in your face, and you can’t understand what he’s saying or what’s going on, but you’re still gonna watch.”
Anisa Elmazi I’m going to have to respectfully disagree with you. It’s only weird if you expect Seán, or anyone else for that matter, to never evolve. 💚🤗🤗💚
(-_-) Fat Bastard was Scottish. Played bag pipes, wore a kilt, has terrible accent that sounds Irish than Scrooge McDuck. I know they lived in the highlands, however they are more plaid than green.
Imagine being at a party and over the music you hear a loud "FUCK'S SAKE, RICHARD!" and look over to see a fish on the floor with its fins on its hips.
Flöp Flöp Am Fish!
Hello
5:18 I say that when I feel attacked too bud...
You alright fish?
Nuuu
U literally stopped minecraft bro
That intro is basically all of Jack’s intros but just 1% faster.
First
only 1 second for “TOP OF THE MORNING D’YA LADDIES”
Gaming
"Stick against the wall and try not to die"
Jack's learning to be an introvert.
He already is one- as you can tell
Ajme Yang
Yeah lol
Bold of you to assume he isn’t already one
"This lady has more energy than the entirety of the sun has, in its whole 60 billion year lifespan, and she's focusing all that energy in _ruining my mood."_
That's the most aggressive introversive line I have ever heard by anyone, which leads me to believe that Sean's really an introvert but an extrovert when it comes to friends and anger
U guys think he‘s introverted?
He seems to be able to talk to everyone ‘n stuff.
"Hey, am I drunk or is that mop bucket moving on its own?"
"Who cares, man. Just keep dancing and pretend its not there."
“I’m a glutton for punishment”
-Jacksepticeye 2019
Time stamp is 1:29 if anyone is wondering
The sadomasochistic quiz seems to be pretty accurate 😂
Feel like that s and m test was wrong.
@@makayla6963 It was actually inaccurate, since it said he was a sadist, not a masochist.
*french laughing intensifies* oh hohohohoh
“I want out of this tornado of hormones!”
-every high school student ever
True true
Not me I love to be able to jerk off more than 3 times a day
I was playing the video as i read this and Jack from the video said it in the same exact time as i was reading it 🤣 get what i mean ?
Coinflip im guessing you failed nnn
@@Valkail_ nope I just made it
Jack:”this lady has more energy than the entirety of the sun has in all of his 60billion life span”
Me and the fans:” SO DO YOU JACK”
Yep
seán*
Jack: "You all alone?"
Me: yes
Jack: "is it by choice?"
Also me: no
It's by social anxiety
Yea that's my life no joke
I’ve never related to a comment at this level of relatability
“Put down the drugs and pick up a book!”
-Jacksepticeye 2019
CYNTHIA!!!!!
BAD DRUGS!!
Nice profile, love the books.
Malachi Lynch thank you! Wing of Fire is my life lol
StarFlight I love your profile!
Jack: insults every person in the party
Also Jack: "be nice to me I'm a fish!"
"Viggle viggle I'm a vish"
- Dr. Schneeplestein, 2019
sophia t lol XD
Anti: And I
Am A Turtle *Snaps*
Lmao
INeedCoffee well I guess anti:*angry turtle noises*
Vish was the last name of my first serious boyfriend. I was so in love with him. It took me two years to get over him after he cheated on me with a guy.
This is the most Irish I seen Jack's rages😂😂😂
havoq yes same here
Yes same here
not me
This must be the first video of his that you’ve watched.
Hello Jack Irvine, ive watched him for 5 years
“I’m in his belly
Nemo: why did you eat me
fiesta fan that mines minecraft diamonds dont know if youre joking but no
Nemo is a clown 🐟 this is a goldfish
@@tovgyt sounds hot!
TOVG yes they are joking
Poor Nemo now he'll never get the chance to find his father now
No one:
Not a single soul:
Sean: Shut up. I'm a fish. Be nice to me.
same energy as pewds: "be nice to me I'm Swedish"
That intro. Lmao.
Did Jack drink too much coffee today?
" TOATHEMORIYALADDIES... mynaMESJASEPTIAYAWELCOMBATAIAM _FISH_ "
Caption's version: "Realize what I said about fish".
“Drive fast and eat @$$, that’s what I always say!” -Jack
Words to live by 😂
Dan the meme man - eat ass smoke grass sled fast
Chuck the bottle and go full throttle
When your 1 years old and can't say ass
@@CreatureCal Your 5 years old
Literally all college students during finals season: “I did it!
I mean, I got an ‘F’
But it’s an ‘A’ in my heart”
The reason there is no grade "E" is because everyone has to put in the effort.
"I want out of this tornado of hormones!"
"Sylvia! Put down the drugs and pick up a book!"
Everyone: *quotes* *jack*
Also everyone: *i* *have* *reached* *comedy*
Viomi _415 Lol
lmao
Jack: I hate comments that just use quotes! It's so fucking annoying.
Also Jack: *hearts comments that uses quotes*
Me: *Confused screaming*
Yes.
But like... He is so quotable 💙
“Stop dancing and help me! I’m dying!” Is literally me at every single party I’ve ever been to
LMAO me Too!
“wait, did ariel get legs? I can’t remember”
that’s the *entire plot of the movie,* sean
courtney he’s a fish. be nice to him.
@@danniparker2755 i love you lol
@@kp1x i thought it was to see how many fapers would notice how old she is
"Gotta wait for the Chads to go by"
-me trying to avoid the jocks in the cafeteria
Thats me trying to avoid all the basic white chicks in walmart
dafishyyboiiiz __ heck yea
@CallMeSnowwy go away your reply has nothing to do with this comment
@CallMeSnowwy heh, drowned, fitting typo with this video
@@fishyz9029 you mean the Karens?
Jse: ahhh that’s very loud in my ear
Also jse: SCREAMS in Irish spud
In our ears
“Just because I made fun of you doesn’t mean you can kill me! “ - Jack
"My one shot-, You only get one."
*flashbacks to Unus Annus today*
UNNUS. ANNUS. UNNUS. ANNUS!!
Momento Mori
*Unas*
*Annus*
Unus anus
You mean Eminem?
Edit it was a joke I'm not stupid!
When you act on your bicuriosity and decide it's not for you:
"The boy wants out of the boy"
XD XD XD XD
😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m a glutton for punishment”
so he is a masochist after all
50 shades of flop
Lol
IDK... he likes that hand wind-up and flops his banana at us... could be both. XD
@@amkamomega oh my god..I spaT
"I want out of this tornado of hormones"
-Every adolescent ever
Also Jack: NOT LIKE THAT!
NOOB HEAD
"I have a drinking problem.
I'm a fish."
-Jacksepticeye (2019)
are you a fish?
3:40
Seán: _Did someone leave you or is it by choice?!_
Me remembering all my relationships: *I feel personally attacked* 😂😂😂
“SILVIA, PUT DOWN WITH THE DRUGS AND PICK IP A BOOK”
Aspen Burton I lost it
"Put down the drugs and pick up a book!"
Wish someone told me that two years ago...
Wow 😢😢😢😢
Cough; cough
Sorry
Jack: "PLEASE, STOP WRITING YOUR COMMENTS!"
Me: *already in the comment section* "Too late."
15 years too late
Ashleigh Zacharias same
"oh my god, that is loud. can I turn that down?" said literally everyone watching jacks videos
Me*expects calm intro*
Sean:*screams*
Me: HOLY SHI-
"My god, it's loud in my ears."
Uhm, EXCUSE ME, SIR
*Jack's intro*
He's back boys get ready for 5 yrs on TH-cam Jack
4:11
Jack: "There's nothing in here for me"
Me: That's just math class
jack: TOPSHDHLAMORNINGTOYALADDIWS
also jack: god the music is so loud
Yaas
Lena subscribe back I subbed
Oh no not a bts fan
100th like let's go!
Hehehe!
“Stick against the wall!”
Me at every party
"more energy than the sun in its whole 60-billion-year-lifespan"
the sun only has a 10 billion year lifespan Sean
"Im in his belly"
*Imagine his wife or girlfriend is pregnant* YOU ARE PREGNANT WITH A FISH?!
Dad: And thats how a mermaid borned my child
Where is this located
I Am Fish music: Grows louder
Jacksepticeye: Are you challenging me?
I remember a video you made saying that maybe people with forget about you that your youtube career will come to a end but i will keep your name up i will tell my childern about you. You have helped me through so much man you are a inspiration too me i watch you everytime im in a sad mood cause you make me laugh alot and put me in a good mood. So keep it up dont give up love you jackieboy never stop doing what you do even if you feel like everything is going to crap you will be remembered as a legend. 😁
*"Is it a Fish-Or is it a plane?!"*
-Jackseptiye 2019
Jack: i thought im done with this game.
Fish: there is another.
Anime profile pic lmao
@@elanjoiz3138 and your point is.........
But wait, there's more
One of my favorite intros from Jack so far. Sums up the channel well, “loud & in your face, and you can’t understand what he’s saying or what’s going on, but you’re still gonna watch.”
"My god its loud in my ears can i turn it down PLEASE!"
Yeah...the game is loud...sure.
"if you like being swallowed by a person and then being puked out everywhere" Jack
Is this vore?...
Jack: “Is it a fish or is it a plane?”
Me:”It be a unhappy fish laddies.”
“Viggle Viggle I am special Vish”
Proceeds to ram head into glass
"I'm looking for punishment."
The sadomasochism test was wrong; Jack's a masochist.
Good.
Hahaha Noice
I was hoping someone was thinking the same thing as me lol
He's both. When it comes to ego content, he loves setting the community on fire.
XD
Jack: *gets knocked over*
Jack generally hurt: okay okay bust a move 😂
Jack: *“TOPPADAMORNINTOYALADDIES...MYNAMEISJACKSEPTICEYEANDWELCOMEBACKTOIAMFISH.”*
Me: oh he’s back to normal
Me(happy Irish noises)
7:38 - "Did she get legs?"
SHE GOT LEEEeeeeeggggs,
she knows how to uuuuuuse them.
Basically most of this video: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Jack: “You’re not gonna live forever maggots!”
Me: *cries in unnus annus*
*UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS*
Memento mori
OMG YAASSSSSS QUEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unus annus unus annus!
Unnus annus
How to win a war by jack:
"Don't hit me I'm a fish"
The art of war
7:59 was the best part in my opinion 😂😂 just the way Jack says *cHaD*
“Wiggle-Figgle I am special fish”
Seán 2019
"Gregg, lovely night isn't it." Had so much passive aggressive sass on it.
"Can somebody please get me some fish cocaine?"
Did you mean SEA WEED?
"4:23" Makin' our way downstairs,
Flappin' fast...
“HOW did you mAtEriAliZe a FISH STRaIghT fRom a MAN’s sTomAch?!!?” - jack
Jack: "Even ARIEL got legs!"
Game: "Hold my beer."
It's so weird then you watch a really old video of Jack and then the newest one
He looks so different
Ya
yeah
Anisa Elmazi I’m going to have to respectfully disagree with you. It’s only weird if you expect Seán, or anyone else for that matter, to never evolve.
💚🤗🤗💚
Jack:humans r harder to control
God:someone feels my pain now
No one:
Jack: “Fish Cocaine”
Jack : *shouting nonsense swearing at a fish*
Me : *I'm fourteen and this is deep*
the way the people dance in the club level makes it seem as if they're trying to summon someone.
Unnus annus
UNUS ANNUS
_unus annus_
* u n u s a n n u s*
*_U N N U S A N N U S_*
0:52
"FUCK ME UP!"
2:34
"Ok. Please do not fuck me over here"
As one of the great green people person once said:
*"GET IN MY BELLLYYY"*
Please don't make me think about Austin Powers all day XD
(-_-) Fat Bastard was Scottish. Played bag pipes, wore a kilt, has terrible accent that sounds Irish than Scrooge McDuck. I know they lived in the highlands, however they are more plaid than green.
@@undeadgentalmen And that's why my dad likes doing impressions of him (We're Scottish)
Jack 2014: people say I do my intro to quick I need to slow it down (jack actually said that)
Jack 2019: even faster
Jack: Flöp Flöp am fish!!!!!!
Goose: I thought I was special....💔
“I want to hate myself and the game “
-jacksepticeye
“Just because I made fun of you doesn’t mean you can kill me!”
- Sean McLAUGHlin, 2019
Goose:hjonk! hhonk! am goose
Fish:flöp! flöp! Am fish
Next
Bell:TOP OF THE MORNING!!!
Beginning of the game: “Party! Have fun! Dance dance dance!”
5 minutes later: “Everyone sucks! Go read a book!”
Jack: Is he a fish or is he an airplane
Me: Airfish clearly
Is that some sort of cheap airline?
The most expensive actully
Flying Fish, duh
Fishplane
@@realcanadian67 Oh my fucking god are all of you seven or something
Séan: (complaining that the music was loud at the start)
Also Séan: (proceeds to yell his intro in most of his videos as it is)
Jacks intro :FISHHHHH
Comments before video starts: fish
Nice *69* likes there. I'm not going to ruin it.
@@vinniebarr07 rip 😔
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Thank you, I Am Fish for bringing back our beloved swearing-every-five-seconds Jacksepticeye from the simpler time of Happy Wheels.
"I got an F, but I don't care. It's an A in my heart."
Me sympathizing on myself while failing my semester
Same 😢
"Is he a fish or is he a airplane?"
-Jacksepticeye 2019
"you've just gotta wait for your moment, your time to shine, everybody has one, your's is not right now" is a mood
This intro was inspired by that one
tumblr post about how their intro gets
a little less understandable every time
Jack using accent: “As fish I dance too.”
My brain: “Wow, you can really dance” “Wow you can really dance” Oh, what a coincidence!
*We can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind.*
We need an animated version of this I can't stop laughing of the fact jack being a fish at a dance party lmao
Jacksepticeye: "Oh my God it's load in my ears"
Me: "now you know how we feel"
Them: Who do you think is the most powerful video game character?
Me: …SILVIA!
Me: had my headphone volume up because I was listening to quiet music
Jack: uploads
Me: starts video
Ears: *commit not alive*
How my wife felt when her headphones paired and neither of us knew it
Don't you mean you went deaf?
Also it's 'commit death'.
Does it rly matter
no it does not
The moment jack says "I GLITCHED"
My phone glitches. wOwEe!
The OwO glitch is what you made
Its Anti.
F**ks sake richard!! You and your f**king crocs!
Richard just being richard:
👁️💧👄💧👁️
9:46 - It's like I'm watching a chest buster, struggling to get out of its host.
*Jack does loud intro*
Me: So loud!
Also me: That means it's good Jack content
“Stop dancing and help me I’m dying!”
- Jackafish 😂 6:38
"Is he a fish or is he a plane?"
Me, an aquatic intellectual: _"Flying fish"_
Flying squirrel
Gordon Ramsay: where's the lamb sauce
Jack an intellectual: where's the fish cocaine
Makes no fucking sense i swear to god all of jacks fanbase are 2 year olds
@@aalievanderplaats5406 Bitch please say something better zoomer
@@aalievanderplaats5406 big brain time
@@callmecarsonfan1644 ok BomerR
@@KnzoVortex Bitch make better insults they are worse then your moms serivce
Imagine being at a party and over the music you hear a loud "FUCK'S SAKE, RICHARD!" and look over to see a fish on the floor with its fins on its hips.