I know someone who lost 182 lbs of useless fat very quickly. He dumped his girlfriend... Edit: the fat was very stubborn. At first it didn't want to go. It took a lot of effort to get rid of.
@@ddbdbubbles there are 14 lbs to a stone . 224 ounces to a stone . Smaller than that I’m lost sorry 😢 2912 ounces to 13 stone ... does that help you Gloria
I have just recently made my ear canal bleed with a q tip for the first time lol I turn 59 this month (February) I think I've done pretty well considering.
The Q-Tip part had me holding my stomach because I have done the same. I had a female friend who said it felt like she was having sex with her ear canal. No joke.
I've been on Keto diet. I know how he feels. You basically eat all the stuff that will clog your arteries, and an avocado to clear your arteries. But because you can't have any type of sugar and starches, you have limited choices of food. No cheat days. You start to go crazy. I craved hot fish and chips in winter time.
Meat does not clog your arteries or our ancient ancestors would not make it. It's the CARBS with the meat that's the culprit. You need to go carnivore = Animal foods and fats...5%carbs Best diet ever
We need the entire length of this guys set. 5 min just is not enough!
Right??? 💜💜
Fresh funny comedy. I'm lovin' it. He's really good.
I need his full special! Booze and Snooze is comedic gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jonnie W.: "Do I stop breathing in the middle of the night?"
His WIfe: "No. I wish."
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His comedic timing is absolute perfection.
"Kim Jong-un just needs some pancakes." 😂😂😂
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the crowd didn't seem to appreciate him as much as I did. Good stuff here folks!
The Q-tip joke had me looking for mine to clean my ears because my ears started itching.
“and happiness” 😂😂😂😂
As a transplanted southerner, I sure do love the accent. The funny is good too.
I want more of him ! He is so funny I need more then 5 min !!
He has full shows on Dry Bar channel
This comic is funny!!! Reminds me of Bill Engvall. “Do not read a q-tip box” Lol! Another great pick DryBar!!!! Thank you!
Congratulations on your 50 lbs I lost 182 lbs - 13 stones... keep it up matey
I know someone who lost 182 lbs of useless fat very quickly. He dumped his girlfriend...
Edit: the fat was very stubborn. At first it didn't want to go. It took a lot of effort to get rid of.
I just never know what a stone is. :(
@@ddbdbubbles there are 14 lbs to a stone .
224 ounces to a stone .
Smaller than that I’m lost sorry 😢
2912 ounces to 13 stone ... does that help you Gloria
@@doozerakapuckfutin Thanks. Great now I will have to do math. LOL
Sugar is a hell of a drug.
Darkness 😎
#1 drug on this planet.
Christian crack
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔
These Dry Bar guys are so funny. Here's another one.
I'm loving this guy!🤣😂😆😆😂🤣
Not wrong about Q-tips, the one thing they highly recommend you don't use them for is literally the only thing people use them for
LOL LOL That could be one of his lines in a routine.
For legal reasons
You Got THAT Right!!!
I know, right? I don't know of any other use.
And it's often the highlight of my day,!
I have just recently made my ear canal bleed with a q tip for the first time lol I turn 59 this month (February) I think I've done pretty well considering.
Carbohydrates are what's holding civilisation together 😂
AMEN!!!
Brilliant line!😂
Heard him on Tim Hawkins podcast and loved him so glad he’s here!
I thought he seemed familiar! X)
00:47 "Carbohydrates is what's holding civilization together."
Maan I'm over here dying!!! LMAOOOOO!!!
Perfect, the whole show is on the DryBar app folks!
I want to see more of this guy. He's perfect.
Literally DEAD!!!!!!!!!! He is HILARIOUS!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙋
THAT was 👍 Thanks for the clean laughs and awesome delivery! It was very entertaining.
Unique delivery. I could watch a bit more.
I'm torn. I want to see more, but I'm afraid that I might die laughing if I tried to watch a 40 minute special.
I wish this was the full special!
That was amazing ...from Mississippi
and i'll keep using Q-tips like that till i die 🤣🤣🤣
The hanging clothes is real: in basic training we'd hang our uniforms on the wall lockers and waking up early was freaky...
This one is good! I want more pls
This guy is hilarious 🤣
Hilarious!!
This guy is great!
Love it! Literally laughing out loud!
This guy's great!!
I use the q-tip the same way lol great job
"booze 'n' snooze"!
Hahaha!😂
Where can we buy some?
He was hilarious!
Loved this!! 😂😂
I got too skinny. Had to quit.
This actually happened to me, had to quit for a while just to put some weight back on.
HILARIOUS !!!!! 😂
This guy's amazing!
0:00 - Me too! Congrats! :)
The Q-Tip part had me holding my stomach because I have done the same. I had a female friend who said it felt like she was having sex with her ear canal. No joke.
Yes, it can feel that good 🤣
I've been on Keto diet. I know how he feels. You basically eat all the stuff that will clog your arteries, and an avocado to clear your arteries. But because you can't have any type of sugar and starches, you have limited choices of food. No cheat days. You start to go crazy. I craved hot fish and chips in winter time.
Meat does not clog your arteries or our ancient ancestors would not make it. It's the CARBS with the meat that's the culprit. You need to go carnivore = Animal foods and fats...5%carbs Best diet ever
Sweet!
Love it
This guy is hilarious 🤣😆😂
Hilarious WOW 🤩
Boozen N Snooze😂
Hilarious!! 😂😂
More! More!
I know for a fact I couldn't stick to the keto diet. My SIL lost a lot of weight on it but there is so much she can't eat.
Then you'll never get the weight off and keep it off.
Holy moly is he funny 😆
Keto diet has been shown to help control medical conditions.
@@ethanswimmer1287 Cancer can also survive on glutamine. (an Amino Acid), So keto not going to do it.
The only known thing keto is good for is to help seizure patients, but its benefits are too little.
@@ethanswimmer1287 except the body has this amazing ability to turn protein into sugar, so... you still have sugar in you.
Not only Keto, but carnivore is the best diet in my 50 years of dieting...for me.
@@chkngrl of course
Thumbs up.
I love carnivore it changed my life
Funny feller!!!
Funny af
That keto diet nearly KILLED me last year.
I'm glad you came off it.
Why am I here so early?
Who cares?
To short!💜
😂😂😂😂
A biscuit.
Real keto is easy peasy. Dr. Berry
there is some stuff one normally wont see tho very lucky here
How can women complain about men snoring yet they snore also? 🤔😐
Snoring is evidence that you are still alive while sleeping.
I think you are looking for breathing. Snoring means you need to lose some weight
Losing weight but my blood pressure is showing it.
Does this guy have any new material?
👏👏👏👏👏😭😭😭😂
Funny.
Man shall not live by bread alone, but you could do with some bread
Lost 50 pounds last time I took a dump.
I love qutiping
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't ever put anything in your ear.
Q Tips are NOT good . Only Good to Pop Black Heads 😂
😄😄😄🐜🤪😄
Inject printer in the White House for Obumer !
Curiosity Fact: before Mao, "Qtip ear massager" was a job in China.
Eyup, a whole job about using Qtips on people.
I’m inspired to read more about this ancient custom.
Hehehe
No.1
he should try vegan.
NO NO NO NO.... GO CARNIVORE
Heck No! A slow mal nutrition.
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