Tutoriale și jocuri interesante Fortunately this won't happen. And with Apple in the gutter like they were in the 90s, which will soon happen, Linux dominance is ensured as soon this will be the only proper (UNIX-based, POSIX-compliant) OS people can use because of the incoming shift away from the MacBooks/iMacs and into wearable-only business.
Kekistan Shitlord I swear to God you can say anything you want about Apple and slave labor but don’t you fucking dare call Africa a fucking shit hole! I don’t care who the fuck you are but I mean it when I say don’t call Africa a shit hole.
@Kekistan Shitlord your right its not slave labor it's sweatshops that pay enough to live in the places they work that are located in China that also capitalize on the poverty and overpopulation by providing mediocre work to people with no homes and the lowest level of living that's legally possible (there really isn't that much of a difference between the two)
Actually that little strip was well-used. The top left and right by the strip is space that would normally be bezel and now contains the little icons at the top. The notifications pull down from the top left, control center from the top right, and you can still see your battery, cellular status, and wifi status. On top of that, the strip up there is efficiently packed to fill the key location with everything necessary for face ID and maintaining the same speaker setup as the previous iPhones as well as a better selfie camera. I won't defend the fact that I bet that those screens are going to break like crazy, but I will defend the fact that the top part of the screen was well used to maximize screen real estate on a smaller phone to the point where it has the same if not more screen real estate than the other main-line iphones while being a shorter phone. As someone who moved to Mac support from iOS support I have no plans to ever buy an iPhone or Mac because from the perspective of someone who can decently handle technology and likes to be able to drop my phone without the screen breaking(I have the Motorola G4, that thing is more scratches than screen, yet lacks a single crack), but I can at least appreciate good practical design choices when I see them, For example, Apple has a much easier to navigate knowledge base than Microsoft, and is almost as extensive as Google's when it comes to things we make public from my experience.
sunderkeenin hahahaha sorry. The little spaces on the sides of that crap notch are not useful. The crapshoot that is the notification tab and control center should not rest up that high. Apple got lazy and you idiotic 🐑 are backing them up. Man, stop sucking apple off. They are a complete sell out to their former selves... no, just no.
I think it was a good choice from the design perspective if you're talking about maximizing screen size in minimal space. Now, if you were going to talk about the DURABILITY of an iPhone here we have the Achilles' heel. I swear these things are made of rice paper, diarrhea, and cheap china. From an aesthetic and use perspective most of the design of the iPhone X was good, and I think the changes to remove the home button are for the better for people like me who have an easy time with shortcuts. The real issue is that if you drop any iPhone it breaks into more pieces than I have words in this comment, and that is why I will never actually buy an iPhone. I think the Apple Watch is dumb and I hate receiving calls about those damned things. I don't regret not being able to take Apple TV calls. Mac calls are much better than iOS calls as well because these phones break far far too easily and I wouldn't be surprised if people purchasing screen replacements are actually a substantial portion of Apple's yearly profits. It's actually quite insane. The two most common calls I've had are Apple ID being a shitfest like usual(although I appreciate how they at least bothered to tie it into every service they have instead of giving you 50 passwords) and "I broke my screen pls help", and this is for a reason. These phones have worse build quality than a release day Bethesda game even if I've found the software and general design usability to be on par with most android phones or surpassing in specific aspects such as the ability to sync and back up the devices.(absolutely essential when chances are you're replacing the damn thing in a week)
I'm an android guy - not a fanboy... It just happens to what I own and know - and I approve this message.... Apple or android (read Samsung) both have their fair share of questionable decisions
Which company doesn't have "their fair share of questionable decisions"? I mean, is it even possible for big companies like Apple or Samsung to not have such? There is so many people involved in such companies that you can not avoid that.
Tone he made some failed projects himself, he also more of a marketing guy, he didn't know how to code and iphones features were about clean interface nkt innovation
Well you got a lot things right, but Steve was also a fan of removing ports. Last thing he killed i think was the CD drive and no one needs that today. So I guess he would have been ok with this at least. Not so sure about the Apple Pen or the bigger phones 🤔
Steve Jobs was interested in making a watch, he didn’t have the time. Also, Steve would have been all for removing the headphone jack, he loved removing ports when they got useless. Remember the floppy disk drive?
He would... But bluetooth is NOT perfect. Unless there is a wireless transmission system that is unhindered by metal interferance or obstruction interferance, a headphone jack is still necessary. The biggest stadiums in the world still use wires. The most talented musicians still use analog effect units wired to amplifiers. Sound engineers still use jacks and sockets to get 100% of audio quality WITHOUT the bullshit. Why do you have to remove a thing that works all the time for an imperfect technology?
iPhone(2007) : A simpler phone for you guys from us Apple iPhone(2017) : A piece of sh*t that costs $1000 that breaks easily and is pretty much for sending unicorns
Apple is corrupted with or without Steve Jobs, but you can't deny that Steve was what made the company relevant. And now that he is no longer with us, that driving point is lost and people are turning to Android phones and tablets, because they're cheaper and more user friendly.
i think Scott Forstall would have been better CEO from a product-oriented company point of view.Tim is a sells & marketing guy who is doing great in terms of sell.Making sell more
True shit that Steve would have said
yep
Just Rez foh sure
Actually, he would have found a way to get back in Apple's lead, would have fixed Apple yet again and would not have faded away.
Tutoriale și jocuri interesante id pay my life off if steve could come back again u bet brotha
Tutoriale și jocuri interesante Fortunately this won't happen. And with Apple in the gutter like they were in the 90s, which will soon happen, Linux dominance is ensured as soon this will be the only proper (UNIX-based, POSIX-compliant) OS people can use because of the incoming shift away from the MacBooks/iMacs and into wearable-only business.
gives millions to charities in USA, makes billions out of slave labour in Asia and Africa.
Bernardo Grando
the price apple charge, -and return millions to charity. It's no charity it's publicity ,marketting
@@khaledabegum3845 not his money either! It's shareholders money ie people's pensions and investments!! Very generous with other people's money!
Kekistan Shitlord I swear to God you can say anything you want about Apple and slave labor but don’t you fucking dare call Africa a fucking shit hole! I don’t care who the fuck you are but I mean it when I say don’t call Africa a shit hole.
@Kekistan Shitlord your right its not slave labor it's sweatshops that pay enough to live in the places they work that are located in China that also capitalize on the poverty and overpopulation by providing mediocre work to people with no homes and the lowest level of living that's legally possible (there really isn't that much of a difference between the two)
Really perfect time for him to make fun of the strip at the top of the iPhone x
Actually that little strip was well-used. The top left and right by the strip is space that would normally be bezel and now contains the little icons at the top. The notifications pull down from the top left, control center from the top right, and you can still see your battery, cellular status, and wifi status. On top of that, the strip up there is efficiently packed to fill the key location with everything necessary for face ID and maintaining the same speaker setup as the previous iPhones as well as a better selfie camera.
I won't defend the fact that I bet that those screens are going to break like crazy, but I will defend the fact that the top part of the screen was well used to maximize screen real estate on a smaller phone to the point where it has the same if not more screen real estate than the other main-line iphones while being a shorter phone.
As someone who moved to Mac support from iOS support I have no plans to ever buy an iPhone or Mac because from the perspective of someone who can decently handle technology and likes to be able to drop my phone without the screen breaking(I have the Motorola G4, that thing is more scratches than screen, yet lacks a single crack), but I can at least appreciate good practical design choices when I see them, For example, Apple has a much easier to navigate knowledge base than Microsoft, and is almost as extensive as Google's when it comes to things we make public from my experience.
sunderkeenin hahahaha sorry. The little spaces on the sides of that crap notch are not useful. The crapshoot that is the notification tab and control center should not rest up that high. Apple got lazy and you idiotic 🐑 are backing them up. Man, stop sucking apple off. They are a complete sell out to their former selves... no, just no.
I think it was a good choice from the design perspective if you're talking about maximizing screen size in minimal space. Now, if you were going to talk about the DURABILITY of an iPhone here we have the Achilles' heel. I swear these things are made of rice paper, diarrhea, and cheap china. From an aesthetic and use perspective most of the design of the iPhone X was good, and I think the changes to remove the home button are for the better for people like me who have an easy time with shortcuts. The real issue is that if you drop any iPhone it breaks into more pieces than I have words in this comment, and that is why I will never actually buy an iPhone.
I think the Apple Watch is dumb and I hate receiving calls about those damned things. I don't regret not being able to take Apple TV calls. Mac calls are much better than iOS calls as well because these phones break far far too easily and I wouldn't be surprised if people purchasing screen replacements are actually a substantial portion of Apple's yearly profits. It's actually quite insane. The two most common calls I've had are Apple ID being a shitfest like usual(although I appreciate how they at least bothered to tie it into every service they have instead of giving you 50 passwords) and "I broke my screen pls help", and this is for a reason. These phones have worse build quality than a release day Bethesda game even if I've found the software and general design usability to be on par with most android phones or surpassing in specific aspects such as the ability to sync and back up the devices.(absolutely essential when chances are you're replacing the damn thing in a week)
Back Pocket Game Reviews it’s called a notch.
I'm pretty shocked anyone is trying to justify the notch. I have an LG V30... Better usage of screen space, maximized with out looking stupid.
Apple: Not exactly what anyone would have wanted.
1 trillion Ahem
I feel like steve is the only sane person on this series
*see the amount of likes* SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!!
BACK FROM THE DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And he managed to fix that receding hairline.
DONTCHA JUST LOVE BEIN BACK FROM THE DEAAAAD!
lol i love venturiantale
lol, when they announced the iPen, the only thing i could think of was of Jobs turning in his grave.
I'm a spooky scary skeleton wohohohoho
It's funny 'cause you're literally a skeleton now. Lol! You get a like.
HURRY! YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOUR DYING COMPANY!
Yaah!
Deja vu
No, I am
I wonder what would happen if he saw how the Apple Pen is charged....
SSJ4MAL He would shove it so far up Tim Cook's ass that he'd need one of those extended cables to charge it.
1:03 "What in the absolute F@ck is this?"
Top 10 Favorite quotes of Steve Jobs
Honestly this is exactly how Steve Jobs reaction would be XD
And yet people are still willing to buy the iphone X no matter the price.
Daniel Lado, it worse. People are selling their 8/8+ for a Iphone X
Daniel Lado It’s more so a status of elevated social hierarchy than a useful tool to most people.
yes they wanna buy...then whats ur problem??? u poor soul if u can't buy doesnt mean that iphone X is not good
perfect example of iPhone sheep
a spooky boi..its people like u that are piles to society hahhaha...fuck of u poor jealous soul...
don't think apple has done anything innovative after Steve died
Abhishek Waghmare they never innovated after I died
What are you talking about? They made tons of innovations like removing the headphone jack and making facerig.
... They made that horrid butterfly keyboard
"Simple products for simple people" Yeah, that just about sums it up. xD
How’d you get that footage from inside Apple Headquarters?
Proto L Their security was trash.
I'm an android guy - not a fanboy... It just happens to what I own and know - and I approve this message.... Apple or android (read Samsung) both have their fair share of questionable decisions
Which company doesn't have "their fair share of questionable decisions"? I mean, is it even possible for big companies like Apple or Samsung to not have such? There is so many people involved in such companies that you can not avoid that.
Toon M Razer. Unless they are still small. Their first phone is looking to raise a couple of bars, though. However, the headphone jack...
*COUGH COUGH* Note 7 *COUGH COUGH*
Luigi369 U mean the allahu aktab?
Carsten Langbo
Nah I just own an andriod device cuz I think their way better
Probably the most entertaining video on youtube. I enjoyed each second of it.
I met Tim Cook once a couple of days ago at the Auburn Iron Bowl. I said to his face, “could you add a toaster to the newest iPhone?”. +RESPECT
I love the phrase: “I came back to life for this?”
Yes.. now a days apple has not been the same it used to be under Steve.. the end apple is near
We also made a big book... That is like $300, and we only filled like 1/10 of each page to save ink, and they sell really well!
Bring back Walt! He’d hate what Disney has become!
And no he wasn’t anti semetic
This video is so underrated!! Excellent job.
Good job he didn't find out about the $1000 animated emoji poo machine.
"simple products for simple people"
because no one ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the general public.
Looks at EA.
Well Apple didn't. Yet.
*Looks at the general populace* Huh, yeah. Underestimating the intellegence of the general populace…
1:04 Tim Cook's expression: I'm screwed....
"Now if you look at the charts here..."
Is probably something every pitch meeting started with. Apple could use undead Steve.
Finally!The reason I have subbed
Shadow Planthead I was about to un-sub, the follow up better be good and take not take 3-6 months!
This is pretty spot on to what I've been saying about Apple since Tim Cook to over... "Apple, dancing on Steve Jobs' grave since he died"
All you had to do was follow the damn train, Tim!
Loved it. Hit the nail right in the head.
I loved Jobs. I would rather have his corpse in charge.
Genius video. Well done.
Raises from the dead buys new jeans and sweater, priorities.
this should have way more views!
Its true if steve was still in apple he would never accept how things are going.
They need to make a new one
It is past Nov. 10 and we haven’t gotten the episode we were promised
i think steve jobs would approve lol
Tone he made some failed projects himself, he also more of a marketing guy, he didn't know how to code and iphones features were about clean interface nkt innovation
Yes
Damn I've missed you guys and this channel. Hope everything's going well!
Steve would probably be happy about the phasing out of an aux cord
Great "JOB" as always guys
The end of the video, tho...
U have neighbors!?!?!!?!?
i absolutely fuckin love these videos please make more
LOL .. Zombie Steve was awesome. :D
Yeah wtf guys first watch the video😂😂
I think now would be a great time for another honest EA...
Well you got a lot things right, but Steve was also a fan of removing ports. Last thing he killed i think was the CD drive and no one needs that today. So I guess he would have been ok with this at least. Not so sure about the Apple Pen or the bigger phones 🤔
Steve's moonwalking on the grave with the apple pen :P
Steve jobs would have wanted the removal of the headphone jack tho...
This was great.
lol was waiting for Steve to comment on the current MacBook line
You guys should make more videos on people who are dead.
Lol. This was awesome. And really funny.
Steve Jobs was interested in making a watch, he didn’t have the time. Also, Steve would have been all for removing the headphone jack, he loved removing ports when they got useless. Remember the floppy disk drive?
I have to AGREE.... This is why i am on the Google Train now !!!
R.I.P. Steve Jobs
I never used Apple but sad someome died
Greeting from November 20th !
Steve would have loved to remove the headphone jack for sure.
Bhushan Pawaskar Not yet, maybe in a few years time
He would... But bluetooth is NOT perfect. Unless there is a wireless transmission system that is unhindered by metal interferance or obstruction interferance, a headphone jack is still necessary. The biggest stadiums in the world still use wires. The most talented musicians still use analog effect units wired to amplifiers. Sound engineers still use jacks and sockets to get 100% of audio quality WITHOUT the bullshit. Why do you have to remove a thing that works all the time for an imperfect technology?
@@crigonalgaming1258 agreed, analog audio is still relevant today.
So freaking real
Just. Awesome.
This is the absolute truth
Apple cups
hahah... Icup...
hah
@ÁUß Code i see you pee
Someone definitely saw the Steve Jobs movie (2015) when they made this........
Please make a "If Overkill (Dev's of Payday) were 100% honest"
Thank you guys 😍😍😘
Lol the neighbor... Those walls are thin...
That Steve jobs impression was perfect
great video
4 iPhones? 8/8+/X? Apple Pen(cil)? WTF?
AlonicLP X+ maybe?
SE, 8, 8+, X
And the SE
They are currently selling the x, 8, 8+, 7, 7+, 6s, 6s+ and the se. So shouldn't it be 8?
Eichhorn but they didn’t refresh the SE this year, did they? They only released 3 *new* phones. 8, 8 Plus and X. Or did I miss something about the SE?
Please tell me you didnt make the iPad smaller.. and get a fucking pen for it ....*Its called the apple pen*.... best line ever
LOL My favourite episode ever!
iPhone(2007) : A simpler phone for you guys from us Apple
iPhone(2017) : A piece of sh*t that costs $1000 that breaks easily and is pretty much for sending unicorns
Who stole my resurrection kit... again...
This Steve freaked me out.... jeez!
About that stylus though... It's not like it's necessary. It's an add-on that does drawing better than a finger ever could.
Apple buyers are so dumb they could buy a pair of cheap wheels for 700 dollars. But wait, they did.
"Shut the fuck up" lol
Crazy ass neighbor.
Very good
simple product for simple peaple, wow that hit hard :D
Apple is corrupted with or without Steve Jobs, but you can't deny that Steve was what made the company relevant. And now that he is no longer with us, that driving point is lost and people are turning to Android phones and tablets, because they're cheaper and more user friendly.
Remember when iTunes was good and easy to use? Steve would have a panic attack if he saw the shitstorm that is iTunes now.
not to mention apple music
Did anyone else notice Tim toss Steve a Pebble instead of an Apple Watch?
agreed, apple had slowly gone down hill after steve job death. The one man that made music popular again.
HILARIOUS!!!!
So freaking funny!
And he didn't even take a look at the UI :D
perfect explained , peace steve
I won’t lie, I was kinda hoping it’d just be a corpse for the whole episode. I still liked it regardless!
i think Scott Forstall would have been better CEO from a product-oriented company point of view.Tim is a sells & marketing guy who is doing great in terms of sell.Making sell more
Man I wish Steve jobs was still here
Hey isn't the Apple bashing ment to be in September better than late than never but seriously this was awesome like
If Atari Were 100% Honest With Us...In 2018.
Try doing that. It's gonna be good.
Still need a GWF special on the micro-transaction ecosystem and all the sea animals that live there.
it would have been awesome if the macbooks were mentioned just to hear what steve might say
idk steve loved to remove ports, he'd be all in for wireless headphones and the removal of the useless headphone jack.
I wish that Steve act same thing and I wish he back to say like this
I thought they would say more about the laptop not having ports
I️ miss Steve.