ULTRAKILL: 1-3 P% in

[@originalwafina]

realguy was sentenced to speedrun 1-3 for 38 years and 7 months for eating approximately seven-eighths of a 72-pound wheel of parmesan cheese in about 4.23 seconds

[@dhrumildave4221]

"I like my cheese drippy bruh" - RealGuy probably

[@8bitraee]

Dude having the muscle memory to not use the knuckle blaster must be insanely difficult, good stuff!

[@XDRiddler]

dude i LOVE this song!

[@noveasnada.]

Its even better than Insert Disk 02!

[@melifaro9917]

youre so 1-3 for this. level.

[@arsaleos]

Very sick, your runs are always a treat to watch :)

[@doguezter7047]

You're so chill for this Lalo Salamanca

[@plant3s]

you are so real for this, guy

[@thefishybandit]

Mesmerizing to watch, GG

[@polkirand1423]

The soeedrun is awesome but I feel like not enough people talk about how pretty the screenshots on thumbnails are!

[@everynameiwantistaken]

I think the only remains in these halls are the remains of all the enemies you've blown up.

[@tanpostado]

Music Credit: John Cage - 4'33"

[@nathanielbohan5898]

I watched it get to 27 seconds and thought it had been a minute already

[@Westaxle]

the guy is too real

[@Just_V5104]

The amount of rerouting since cynkj is crazy

[@suname8836]

1-3 thats like... Holy shit this is revolutionary... NEGATIVE 2

[@baconmanstan6040]

you really ultrad those kills, guy

[@gneu1527]

NOT caught trying to parry with the knuckleblaster...?

[@Ey_SmoKrac]

the sub60 may or may not be real

[@apotatolmao]

you are so guy for this, real

[@dhrumildave4221]

Calm down bruh, for the past few weeks whenever I search Ultrakill on YT and filter by Recently Uploaded, I always see one video of yours in the search results. Jk, GG.

[@artman40]

Very good!

[@prynxce]

my real guy looked at me and asked if he was the real guy

[@cultist8557]

Hero

[@Phhearryyee]

The movement… its too clean…

[@grealy13]

unfucking believable

[@ThePilgraumerIsReal]

Nice

[@Antidisestablismentarianism]

first sub 1:10 wahoo!

[@ardentArmando]

Least impressive ultrakill speedrun

[@sr.oppie_162]

Shower after this? Maybe?

[@Lord_Cinder19]

Whens the performance starting @realguy?

[@RealGuy_]

booooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅

[@Lord_Cinder19]

@ heckling

[@LEIFISONFIRE]

w

[@Poyo3380]

V and Darkyn arent gonna like this one...

[@Just_V5104]

Shut up