The First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg
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I love the fact that in the Ryan George-verse, people invented the Internet AND Yelp was founded before anyone ever considered cooking an egg for food. This is canon now.
this isnt in order
@@AK_804 OP's not referring to another sketch, we hear that the chef gets online reviews.
@@AK_804Yeah, he already established that the food place is a restaurant
There hasn't been a guy who invented calenders yet, so time doesn't really matter.
You mean chicken rocks
Eggs are over easy, barely an inconvenience
I saw what you did there. 😅
Underrated comment! lol, love it.
The perfect comment doesn't exi .....
Oh really? 😮
Oohh eating hot goop is tight
"Is it solid or liquid?"
"It's all three."
I love those videos.
What about the gas?...
"That part comes later"
😂😂😂
"No, the raw eggs look like someone sneezed canned peaches"
“The goop looks like someone sneezed a canned peach” is so accurate I can’t believe I’d never thought of it before, brilliant
busted out laughing at that
"...like someone sneezed out a canned peach." Possibly the most brilliant simile I have ever encountered.
Agreed. I love similes and imagery. And this one really got me.
I don’t often laugh out loud but this line made me spit out my chilli 😂
I had a bad case of the flu in January. What came out of my nose didn't look so much like a canned peach, but it did bear a strong resemblance to scrambled chicken rocks.
Congratulations on your use of the word "simile." 🙌
Had to rewind to make sure I heard that right.
I love Ryan George because he's such a reliable source of information.
history teachers should listen
I agree with this statement
I agree with this I decided
Definitely love his little history lessons.
As someone who bought 6 chicken rocks today, I will follow this excellent recipe for lunch tomorrow, I have decided. Beating and whisking will happen as will crystal sprinkling. Who knows, I might experiment as I have acquired some very thin slices of sideflesh from deceased pig. I have a feeling that chicken rocks combined with deceased pig could be a fantastic combination on a Sunday morning after a Saturday evening of some liquid fermented malt might be consumed to get poisoned with friends.
I will report back on the chicken rocks and deceased pork combination, but now I must prepare for the poisoning (I always like to have a shower before going to a public room to get poisoned for some reason).
Here is what I will do tomorrow: I will take Sodium (Na: Highly explosive if combined with any form of water) and Chlorine (Cl: an extremely deadly gas) and spinkle that over this dish tomorrow. I will call this combination of NaCl for salt, I have decided. I think I may have invented the end of weeks. (Note to self, work on the name of this "end of weeks" concept that involves multiple types of poison)
"Sprinkle it with little crystals and seeds to make it a little less disgusting" -- totally accurate and totally hilarious.
"To make it not taste like sweat."
you make the simply act of cooking eggs sound like I'm trying to perform alchemy lel.
@@benthomason3307 ... most cooking basically is alchemy.
Imagine describing a Denver omelet
I mean, aren’t peppercorns technically dried fruit?
I feel like this started with a lucid, reasonable sketch, began to go wildly off the rails, and was just accepted as where this was always supposed to go.
That can sum up pretty much every RG video
"Give it to me raw!"
"Eat my hot goop!"
What a video. Bravo. 🙏
THIS is cinema
What are you doing today, son?
Making double entendres about fucking myself
Such classy shhhhtuff.
Ooh, eating someone's hot goop or getting it raw is TIGHT!
he should warn us that this is NSFW...
"I do dabble in dumbatude." Same. 💀
Dumbitude*
@@ProudPapaJD💀
A man of culture. I approve lol
I was on that for 10 minutes..😂😂😂
If Webster's dictionary is listening, please add the word "dumbitude"
I'm impressed he got to speak directly with the chef at a restaurant!
To be fair, he's at a diner and if you go to the right ones you can be yelled at by the chef directly. Well, the line cook
"Crystals and Seeds"
This dude makes even salt and pepper weird
Even though he misidentified peppercorns as seeds when they really are complete fruits. xD
It's a dimension where the simplest things get suddenly weird. 😂
@@BarelloSmithsomeone doesn’t put chia seeds on their eggs.
Eating half of the genetic material needed to make a baby chicken is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Youcremove the yellowy stuff? Gross!
we've been eating that chicken rock goop for hundreds of millions of years! probably
if you buy the free range ones many will have all the genetic material needed to make a baby chicken.
@@horace6851 I'm pretty sure that is incorrect. IIRC, Chickens lay eggs even without being fertilized, and only the non fertilized ones are sold. The fertilized eggs are allowed to hatch for more chickens on the farm
@@extranticeI'm not that old.
Adding "It's worth the whisk" to my daily vocabulary
A sneezed canned peach is such a good description of what an egg looks like
It's a pretty clever food hack for humanity. Feed chickens the bits of plants that you weren't going to eat anyway and they become factories that just generate free food.
It was discovered in China actually. A species of bird depended on the unpredictable cycle of the bamboo seeds so they reproduced abundantly and quickly. Once we domesticated the agressive species we had breakfast for life
That’s how all livestock works.
@@benner1320 err no, most livestock nowadays gets grains and oilseeds that would be fit for human consumption or is grown on land where you could produce plant food.
@@benner1320that's how a very small percentage of life stock works
@@benner1320 Yeah, but unlike eggs (and milk), you can only get meat once each time and then you don't have the animal anymore.
Ryan, Mr. Pringle's called. He's wondering if you could return his mustache when you're done borrowing it.
😂
Pretty sure that's from a Screamin' Sicilian pizza box.
Mr. Pringle does have a fiercer mustache than him…
No one has a more commanding moustache than Ryan George!
@@RuthBhmand What about the police chief in the Ryanverse? He has a pretty commanding moustache if I do say so myself.
Alright. I’ve been a fan for half a decade now. Never been disappointed.
That said… this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen.
Bravo, brother.
"Hot chicken jelly" might have traumatized me for life. However I'm pretty sure I'll have to scream incoherently whenever scrambling eggs for the rest of my life, so at least it's not a total loss.
I always called it the failed, left over menstrual cycle of a chicken...but i rarely called it breakfast.
:))
@@heathb4319 : Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
@@justinsengstock8471 ...no, it doesn't roll of the tongue as easy as Hot chicken jelly will slide off your fork and look like a sneezed peach on a plate :)
@@heathb4319maybe just chicken menstruation 🤔
@@edgbarra Man, i already think my flesh chunks taste better the more blood is still preserved inside the uncooked part of the slab. So top on that failed chicken attempt.
That part comes after...
Saying an egg yolk looks like someone sneezed a whole canned peach is what I'm taking away from this video.
These videos are important, not just because of the joy they bring, but also because of their educational value. Thanks to videos like this, we learn that canned peaches existed before scrambled eggs, and information like that is vital to how we live our lives each and every day.
01:50 "that part comes after" okay this genuinely made me laugh out loud, not a nose exhale, an audible laugh.
Me too!
I almost fell on the floor laughing. It's the delivery like only Ryan can.
0:54 The concentration... the focus
1:05 the delivery... amazing.
"i do dabble in dumbitude" is now part of my daily vocabulary, thanks 🤣
Also the part when the way he asks the other ryan...you dumb? Like i loled🤣🤣🤣
Sweet spin moves, Ad-stronaut!
the reaction to the statement from the customer after the 1 minute mark made me howl in laughter. I shall not spoil it
1:13 I'm terrified of what that gentleman did in the Ryanverse to know what exposed brain looks like.
GIVE IT TO ME RAW
😂😂😂This made me laugh so hard. Completely unexpected. I hope I wasn't the only one! lol Great stuff Ryan!!
I live for moments like 0:55, I need a GIF of the stirring too 😂
“The smooth white rocks with goop inside…” bruh, Ryan will ruin any and everything just by simply explaining it in the worst possible manner 🤣🤣🤣
"Eat my hot goop!"
This sounds so wrong... And funny!
"Buy 12 chicken rocks from me!"😂💀
Stumbled on this while drunk. Now one of my faves. Wonderful. Only positive!!!
The first person to ever review someone
"Eat my hot goop!" 😂
Sneezed out a canned peach is such a perfect description that I never thought of before.
One of your best in a long time! Which is difficult because everything you make is good.
these videos always put a smile on my face.
yaaayyyy, more Ryan George!!!
(I watch his videos every day, I think I'm addicted, help)
1:46 i like how he didn’t even consider it being a gas
"the goop looks like if someone sneezed a canned peach" I am DONE! Literally laughed at this and had to pause the video. Then watched that part like 10 more times!
VIDEO IDEA: First person to break the 4th wall
1:39 - Hot chicken jelly!
Eggs are chickens’ periods.
I had to know this information, now you do too.
i already rhought of this
Now I need the first person to drink coffee.
"That part comes after" 😂
2:34 #relatable
"I didn't say gas"
"That part comes after"
So well written.
I love that spatula! My only problem is that the handle keeps coming off, but for Dollarama, it’s still a great buy.
Praise Betty Crocker.
First guy to ever wear an animal as clothing. First guy to ever wear leather.
0:40 that is so specific. But spot on.
This video is sponsored by eggs 🥚
Between this and the most recent Pitch Meeting you are just on fire lately!! Some of your best work! I was laughing the whole way through!
"Sneezed a canned peach" is the greatest metafoe ever 😂😂
"Is it solid or liquid?"
"It's all three."
"I didn't say gas."
"That comes later."
That was the funniest part! I literally lol'd. 😆
I understood that reference.🥊 1:28
7 stars behind the adstronaut? That sounds like an AMAZING food place.
“Hot Chicken Jelly” had me laughing so much I had to pause the video
2:22 - the cook guy called white smooth chicken rocks "eggs". What is that?
Just a made up word. Ignore it.
I l aughed harder at this then I have at any other sketch you've done. Very funny!
Fuuuuuuuu*k that has to be my favourite sketch by far, it was glorious! 😂😂
"Sneezed a canned peach" Well, I'll never eat peaches again. XD
Like someone sneezed out a canned peach is the most accurate way I've ever heard someone describe a raw egg & it's something I never knew I needed
This sketch in particular was eggcellent.
this was amazing. one of the best sketches you have ever uploaded
I wonder what the whisk is of eating those chicken rocks raw? 🤔 Only a Rocky person would do such a thing. 😂
fascinated how the georges domesticated chickens but never realized eggs were edible until now
I laughed until I stopped!🤣🤣🤣
This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!
“Hot chicken jelly” and “chicken rocks” lol. My buddy called an egg a “chickens period” and I couldn’t eat eggs for like a year.
Your sketches are always so silly they make my day! Keep up the good work!
Love the scrambled egg looking shirt
You're a genius Ryan, that's all.
In the Ryanverse, Yelp was created before someone decided to eat eggs
Holy heck i laughed harder at this than anything else today so far😂
"Thanks for sponsoring Opera!" ... *a few minutes later*... "I'm going to beat you with a fork!" xD
Ryan is working through his unresolved anger by pouring some of his rage into this sketch.
You know, the rage from having to do the same two sketches over and over again, thanks to the TH-cam algorithm ruthlessly punishing anyone who tries to do anything other than the thing TH-cam wants them to do?
Yeah.
Going out into TH-cam to find Ryan was definitely worth the whisk! 😊
2:49 Mad respect to Ryan for writing the ad script only after checking the number of stars in his background. It's a small detail, but it shows quality videomaking.
"Buy twelve of my chicken rocks."
Only if you place them in a uniquely designed container that isn't used for anything else.
That has to be one of the best ones, I died laughing 🤣
Sometimes the only thing that gets me out of the house in the morning is the hope of some tiny spark of humor and joy. Thankfully, Ryan provides in abundance!
this was one of the best videos youve done so far. so many good jokes xD
Those two cutaways to the chef preparing the egg were both unexpected and -chef's kiss-
I already had eggs once this morning, and congrats, you've officially made me hungry for more of them. (too bad eggs at any other time of the day are gross for some reason....)
"The goop looks like someone sneezed out a canned peach." LOL!
That was an egg-cellent video.
I'll see myself out.
Figured "The First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg" would show up eventually, and he did not disappoint. Well done!
Keep you your wonderful work bro! We all love it.
The jokes per minute in this video was insane. I didn't even get a chance to settle back into my RBF before another joke had me laughing even more. One of the best I've seen from you, and that's saying something!
Stunt double 😂. Your writing ✍️ is on a whole new level in this one, Ryan!
This is one of the best. "Its all 3, the gas comes later"
Ryan George is god.
I get so excited when I see a new Ryan George video!
This may be the most chaotic First Guy To video
Ryan can mine humor out of the simple things. so clever.
I appreciate you and thank you for making content.
damn Rayan. this was refreshing. you looked like took your time writing this sketch. the physical comedy and swift humor was very very refreshing man.
This one got added to the special funny playlist. Super good. Went over easy.