How Pirates Decided On Their Branding
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Ok, but I won't
Lol
Oh no lol
okay but that is litteraly just sea of thieves
Isn't that game being reviewed HORRIBLY?
“I’m thinking we should get some swords, something like maybe a saber…”
“Cutlass?”
“No, I’m thinking we should cut more”
Love it.
Cutless?
Nah. Maybe a Cadillac.
And what did the lass do to you?
@-Subtle- I don't know, but I do know some guy named "Will" has made a lot of people very mad. I'm always hearing commanders say "Fire at Will!"
When did you start writing for Ryan and George?
I love how corporate these pirates are
Is that a Ubisoft reference?
@@TheBreadbearNo, I'm pretty sure it's a JoJo's reference.
That's actually not inaccurate. Pirate ships were run fairly businesslike with things like voting and disbursement based on position. Captains' powers were actually limited, except when it came to battle and the Quartermaster was often chosen to keep him in check.
@@TheBreadbear yes
@matrix780 You mean "ARRRR!" ?
You would think PieRats love the letter R, but really their first love is the C
Ah, I wanted to make that comment.
Don't understand.
@@UmbraFulgur C sounds like sea, the place they spend most of their time
they also say aye a lot
Dad joke lol
The idea that the weird pervy guy is immortal is strangly terrifying
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Ryan George!"
"Which one?"
But which captain Ryan George...
@@adrielyozan7203 The one with the things on him.
@@adrielyozan7203 weird pervy guy?
Catching him is super difficult, extremely an inconvenience.
We need a captain… maybe Ryan George can choose the captain who chooses the captain, who in turn chooses the captain. Super easy, barely an inconvenience
"What's scarier than men wearing sassy things with confidence?"
perfectly sums up Stede Bonnet's thinking process when he gathered his wardrobe before commissioning the 'Revenge' to be built tbh
It might be funny if we didn't have drag queens grooming kids in libraries
Irl it worked out pretty well, tv adaptation not withstanding
😂
Purr 💅
It might be funny if we didn't have drag queens grooming kids in libraries
Heck of a budget on this one - he bought 4 shirts, a scarf, and a monocle!
And a ship.
@@BoraHorzaGobuchul 😂
malinda wanted a ship, but ryan george got it instead
FINALLY ! The pervy guy walks the plank! YAAAAR!
YAAAR!!!
Yo ho
Pervy Guy had his way in the corporate meetings, but the second he shows up in a pirate crew they have him thrown overboard. Pirates really don't mess around
The literal instant he makes a suggestion lol
@@1kaz1 Mind you, his suggestions still apparently got implimented, kind of, so there's that...
We say yo ho, but we don't say hoe
'Cause hoe is disrespectful, yo
@@laurencefraser probably someone less awkward repeated it and they were cool with it
That's dessert mice for you, they're not bound by fancy schmancy laws.
Only Ryan George could manage to make me sit through an entire ad section for Skull & Bones
Right, I even played the demo and STILL watched his ad. What a terrible game.
Personally I'm looking forward to the Pitch Video
I wish he would do Pitch Meetings for Video Games!
@@doublecrossedswine112it's sooooooo bad! Literally feels like it was made for xbox 360 gen.
Ditto!
From this day forward the title of Johnny Depps movie franchise will be forever known as "dessert mice of the Caribbean"
"The new action adventure pirate game from Ubisoft that I cannot stop playing" 💀
Well, technically, if you never start playing, you can't stop ... 😂
@@AenesidemusOZNo no no, you can stop whenever you want. Just stop playing and you’ll be all done with the playing. We don’t want to make any enemies in the pharmaceutical industry.
@@Judge-1964 Look man I didn't get into marketing to lie to people
Weird pervy guy has such an interesting life, he gets everywhere!
a time traveling pervert ?
You could say... He... Gets around ;)
Maybe its a weird bloodline of perverts?
@@christianwetzel2199 reminds me of the time I was visited by a good looking older man while I slept in my bed. It gave me the anger and drive to build a time machine. So I travelled back to my childhood room to catch him in the act only he never showed up so I took it out on my younger self. Whoops WHOOPSIE!
The Pervy guy is my favorite one of Ryan's Characters.
the best joke here was the part where Ryan pretends he plays Skull & Bones 😂
Fr lmao
Lol
gotta pretend if you want that sweet sponsorship money
@@ridokousennin8747 Hey that is the thing i like
Yeah, tell it like it is.
So far, only two good things have come out of the Skull and Bones game: The song by Home free called Skull and bones, and this sketch. Great work Ryan! I am also a fan of dessert-mice!
In an alternate universe, Blackbeard is sailing the high seas with his crew of dreaded dessertmice.
I like men wearing sassy things with confidence, I decided.
Wearing sassy things with confidence is TIGHT!
I probably should have ordered these sassy things a few sizes larger.
"Who likes short shorts? I LIKE SHORT SHORTS!!!" - Joe Swanson
Wearing sassy things with confidence is super easy, barely an inconvenience…
Just… minus the confidence part, that’s hard.
@@TheHarbingerOfTheGooseUprising Depends on whether you lose confidence when you're hard.
Well if you’re in, I’m in.
This sketch is more entertaining than the actual game sponsoring it.
I tried it for a couple of days on the free preview weekend they had recently. Seemed to be "Fetch Quest: The Video Game." Gonna' stick with "Sea of Thieves."
@@jamesanthony8438neither are really all that good I'll stick to assassin's creed 4
I keep getting ads for it but other than it being pirate themed, I know nothing about this game. Seems like WoW, but pirates instead of fantasy
Skull & Bones is the best advertisement for replaying AC: Black Flag that I've ever seen
@@Valorian6167it's stay on ship, sail here sail there, get off ship turn in items to upgrade ship/move story along, get back on ship and repeat!
The sponsorship from skull and bones is about to be more profitable than skull and bones itself.
sorry Ubisoft, not even Ryan will save you
"Pie rats"... 😂😂😂😂
Are you f*cking kidding me... 😂😂
Is that how they pronounce it in Canada? I thought it was pie-rit.
@@jxchamb in Canada we pronounce pirate the same way as it’s pronounced in America, but the pie rats joke was still pretty awesome 😂
This is how they got their name and no one will ever convince me otherwise.
Just be thankful he wasn't watching the spread of Texan convenience stores, or they could have been "Buc-ee Nears"
Yes we... RRRRRR
So it's officially canon that weird pervy guy is a time lord.
Or this is his ancestor, and there is one of him in every generation. Let the nightmares begin.
That would explain the last couple of years of Doctor Who.
Or there are pervy, skeezy guys everywhere... throughout time.
@@Grasslander A more problematic Black Adder scenario
@@SidneyBroadsheadHylander rules
Ryan everyone knows a pirates favorite letter isn't R, in reality it be the C
Came for the video, stayed for the advertisement, was not disappointed. Out of the hundreds of channels I'm subscribed to, this is the ONLY one where I ENJOY the ads.
"What's scarier than men wearing sassy things with confidence?"
I am absolutely using this!
True though when you think about it...see also pimps, wrestlers and clowns.
@@funkoxen All three of those wear sassy ass clothes.
So Jared Leto?
@@GlassesnMouthplates NO. JAYNE. "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything..."
Something that's scarier? Men tossing around soap bars?
Definition of irony: Losing a hand, replacing it with a hook, and saying the hook "came in handy."
This comment is very underrated at the moment.
@@nikj5215I'M A BIG HOOKER
@@nikj5215or perhaps, "underhanded"
I can’t believe you’d palm off such a lame joke on us.
There's something familiar about all this but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Fun fact (?), hook was actually a common prosthetics model at the time since it does, in fact, come in handy.
2:25 my favorite pickup line
Does it work?
Personally I prefer: "I'm a big hooker." - 1:57
LMAO
Bro just casually sneezed out an eye 💀
I think the "showing a monocle into it" part had something to do with it. Kinda like sneezing when you are shaving but worse.
@@loke6664 yeah im pretty sure he clapped that eye's ass frfr with the glass thingy bingy and boom no more eye homie
As you do...
That happens a lot to me, to be honest 🤷♂
In his defense, it was super easy, and it's certainly an inconvenience now!
The best part of Skull and Bones is how you can't walk. Like when you take over another ship there's this kind of cut scene that warps you there. So much better than having control of my character and actually getting to board the other ships myself. 10 years of development!
QUADRUPLE A GAME WOOOOOO~~~
It's not a bug, its a feature!
*Points at a line of ants*
Look! More features!
Appearently the game was made because Singapore paid (and thus demanded) a pirate themed game with a new IP. And it certainly sounds like the game is legal obligation first instead of a joyous expirience.
@@Shuizidthey should've just used ac black flags mechanics
Try Pirate101. It's combat system is basically a turn-based board game, but you do get to move your units around on enemy ships.
0:12 caught me WAAY off guard, I almost choked on my quesadilla
Oh, dangerous! You're tempting fate by watching a Ryan George vid while eating! Drinking is ok though because the worst that could happen is spraying liquid from your nostrils.
@@SoopahGjust don't do it with carbonated beverages
"What's scarier than men wearing sassy things with confidence?" Excellent!
I love how all of the pirates are so happy lol
Isn't everyone when they just start a new job? Give it time.
Isn't that scull and bones flag they designed called the JOLLY Roger?
@daviderwin4705 Who was Roger and what was he so dang happy about?
@@BlandoGamingHe was happy about the booty he got?
@@BlandoGamingRoger was in on the A Round. Invested in the ship. He's happy cuz he earns from home. No need to buckle any swash.
Pirate pervy guy is not something i expected
Yet somehow the most historically accurate
_Have ya ever been to sea, Billy?_
You know the most relevent thing about this piece. is the mustache it works really well for this skecth
This makes me want to rewatch Our Flag Means Death. When they’re coming up with flag designs *chef’s kiss*
Where’s the part where Blackbeard does a backflip and breaks the good guy’s neck and ruins the day 🏴☠️☠️
Fun fact: Blackbeard never killed anyone in his life!
@@FormerlyDuckthat is a fun fact!
@@FormerlyDuckuh...did he sink any ships 🚢? Or do you mean "...face to face, with a hand weapon."?
@@brucebaker810 Actually, I'm not sure. I heard it years ago. At the very least, he didn't kill anyone by non-cannon methods.
*Front flip
Branding ourselves is tight
"Maybe we should try branding with other people, too!"
**Holding a red-hot branding iron**
"Wayyy ahead of you, my guy"
Why doesn't Ryan say this anymore? It was always perfectly placed and funny!
@@MrTPF1 "Tight", or "my guy"?
@@MrTPF1Tight isn't part of the First Guy To series, it's part of the Movie Pick series.
No as tight as the gibbet.
01:20
I had to watch it the second time to comprehend that the guy lost an eye from sneezing lol
Yeah, I didn’t understand it at first lol. I thought it was just a really wet sneeze.
1:22
Monocle guy: *casually just sneezes his eyeball out*
making people walk off wooden planks into the ocean is TIGHT
Money is TIGHT
Not as tight as the jaws of the sharks that'll eat em
Dessert mice are tight!
Eeeew
An adorable effect with the mouse on a pie
You had me at, *"Arr, etc."* 😆 🤣 😂 😹
I could see Ryan being the original Dread Pirate Roberts
He gave Wesley the title and retired to go run the corporation in charge of naming things
Masks are terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
Guy at a bar: Hey pirate, can I ask you, how did you lose your leg?
Pirate: Arr, it was blown off by a cannonball during a sea battle.
Guy: What about your hook hand?
Pirate: A swordfight, but you should see the other guy.
Guy: Ok, but what about your eyepatch?
Pirate: A seagull pooped in me eye.
Guy: Did it get infected or something?
Pirate: No no, it was the day after I got me hook!
*Extra credit*
Guy: Ok ok, but why do you have a steering wheel on your pants?
Pirate: Arr, I don't know, but it drives me nuts!
Video idea:
"The first guy to be a superhero"
Then he could talk about snapping the bad guys neck and saving the day or how superheroes destroy more than villains
Weird Pervy Guy falling off the plank: RUM, you fools!
"That I cannot stop playing"
Me: I highly doubt that.
I'm gonna let the sponsorship slide because the skit is so good and Ryan should get that bag, but man, really not the type of game you want to be praising.
No, contractually he can't...I think there's an Ubisoft agent in the room...Ryan blink with your non-pirate-patch eye twice if you're in danger
DID RYAN ACTUALLY PULL OUT HIS TEETH FOR THE VIDEO??? Awww He's Such a Hardworking and Dedicated Guy
Its just one of the reject clones.
And he also pulled out one eye
naaah i think he just used a sharpie. he was already huffing the fumes for the script. twas that or playing the game.
I love the idea that pervy ryan is travelljng through time to suggest his pervy ideas into every situation he can 😂
Shame Dessert Mice didn't catch on
This video is rated Arrrr for Ryan George!
Fun fact: pirate captains would hold meetings somewhat similar to the one seen in "At World's End", where they would discuss who owns what land and what ships as to avoid conflict damage. It's entirely possible that, at one of these meetings, a pirate could've arrived with a wooden leg, and the rest of the captains said "That looks intimidating, I should get one too when I inevitably lose mine"
This whole thing was an ad. Well played, Ryan. Well, played. And I don't regret clicking.
I saw the "pie rats" coming but it was still funny, and the rest had me dying of laughter. This channel is such a gem.
I was watching this video while brushing my teeth, and now my teeth are clean. Thank you Ryan
Brilliant. And you keep your crown for being the only creator whose ad spots I actually watch!
Florp Flap
Of all the animated rats to put on that pie and Ryan chose a dancing rat. Amazing.
2:33 he looks so upset
Skill and Bones? That's some big time sponsorship. Some might says it's "Quadruple A"
If they even need to pay youtubers for ads, you know it's not going too well for the game. Palworld guys become millionaires overnight by barely advertising...
what? no,a lot of AAA games pay youtubers for ads@@DrTheRich
@@DrTheRichis on the same league of phone games
@@DrTheRich The thing to remember is that streamers with big audiences are Baaaaasically free, contextually targeted, advertising so long as your game is actually half way entertaining and you don't screw them over. ... a lot of them are also gacha addicts so abusive monitisation won't even result in a bad review! ... Heck, most of them don't even actually Do reviews as such, they just play the game and whether they seem to be having fun with it or not does most of the selling (or failing to sell) for you/them. (as a viewer, mind you, you should pay REAL close attention to if they ever come back to it or not (assuming they didn't basically finish it all in one go)).
Leave it to Ubisoft to not even understand a simple concept like triple A.
My headcannon is these guys are the ancestors to the guys that work at The Place Where Words For Things Are Decided
After the time traveling reporter, now the pervert guy is time traveling, too
Fitting the weird pervert guy in here was perfect, didn’t see that coming at all
I KNEW IT. That whole "Place where names of things are decided" HAD to be a pirate thing to begin with ! It all makes sense now.
“R may T” -Space Pirate Alien, 2024
Yet we wouldn't realize for a century that ^Larp Fl'aP had just revealed the solution to the Flangordian Time Equation.
"dessert mice" that was an awesome bait and switch. 😂😂😂
I LOVE this! Your glasses collection is legendary!
Bro, the pervy guy in the meeting is either a bloodline thing, or a curse lmao
Probably a bloodline thing. He had a lot of offspring and descendants. One in every port, etc.
Timelord?
Being from the Q Dimension?
What an efficient wholesome group of pirates
There are a lot of historical mentions of pirates voting though, so the idea that a bunch of them voted the design to the first Jolly Roger isn't that far fetched.
The first guy we know using one was a Breton guy named "Emmanuel Wynne", it might be older but I could see his crew being involved in the design (the more you know). That was in the early 1700 so Captain Morgan didn't use one no matter if a certain rum brand tries to tell you otherwise.
@@loke6664 oh wow! That's awesome!
Love the awareness of how eye patches were used
Finally another of the how things got their names skits! Those are actually my favorites!
Perv guy has had an illustrious career I see
The ancestors to the people who work in the place where the names for things are decided!
1:36 Having a dark deck is TIGHT!
I appreciate you and thank you for making content.
Huh, I see Weird Pervy Guy has a fascinating lineage
At this point, I am convinced these are all separate Ryans who come together weekly and just randomly act out the weird conversations they have
This man is creatively funny. I love his skits! Fan for years now and years to come.
"Alright, no more seamen on the poop deck!"
Desert mice? Pie rats? Genius. Thanks
You made my day
Flantastic!
Missed opportunity to call yourself Pierat-stronaut!
Cadstronaut?
You are the only one that I stay and watch the adverts at the end so that you can keep producing your amazing content.
2:48 Ryan is being held hostage!
Pie Rats, love it. I've missed your quirky sketches. More please...
I can confirm that pirates do not taste like pies. Very surprising.
They do kinda taste like rats though!
are you cannibal?
@@SirsasthNigam. A weirdly specific one in that case... While there are still pirates in Somalia and Yemen, those aren't exactly common nowadays. Or maybe he just means .Torrent pirates? Those are far more common but I would think they would taste far more like Cheetos then actual pirates.
@@loke6664the fuckers in Samalia and Yemen aren't Pirates, they're PINOs (Pirates In Name Only). No eye patch, no peg leg, no hook hand, no jovial seamanship, just a bunch of assholes stealing shit on the ocean and giving us modern day pirates a bad name.
@@loke6664 well every Friday all pastafarians become pirates, makes them a little more common
Awww, you got me with that skull n bones crossover ad...
One of the funniest in a long time, Ryan!
Now We Need The Prequel-The First Guy To Be A Pirate
Did we just witness the birth of the company where they name things...?
The pervert guy is the funniest character out of all of them. I remember watching the video where he named the ladybug and died laughing. Do that character more 😂😂😂
Seconded, he's endless fun. And he tries to get into the spirit of things - tie substituted for scarf and all.
This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!
Did this man just buy 4!!! of this same shirt in different colors for a sketch?. That alone deserves my like.
Hey, it is a spiffing shirt and the Ryan verse probably have a good wardrobe budget. It must have.
Greenscreen shirt can be ANY color
@@Lavonne9870 Yeah, but is that really worth the job?
You can get shirts like this pretty cheaply but CGI is a whole lot of hard work.
It is like when Marvel decide to use CGI for She Hulk instead of using an actress with the right build, that is the main reason why the show cost them so much ($235 million).
Sure, that is a far worse case but it still illustrate the issue, the simplest solution tend to be the best in many cases. Real shirts look real with far less work and you can find them for something like $30-35 each.
Sometimes, it just isn't worth complicating things.
Eye-Patch Guy: "I vote we make this guy walk off a long hard piece of wood straight into the ocean."
Pervy Guy: "A long hard piece of wood, you say?"
😂
Everyone forgot the common stereotype of pirates loving pie
Im loving that you bought the same shirt in different colours just for this....
A Ryan George videogame would be just fantastic. Weird Pervy guy should be the protagonist!
It's nice to find about weird guy's family history.
I love my boy Ryan been watching for a long time and I love the skits