@@moose6784 Almost any diet with a name is going to be unhealthy and unlikely to succeed, as well as so narrow you're guaranteed to fall off the bandwagon sooner or later and regain any lost weight. Most supplements are simply unnecessary and unlikely to accomplish their promised benefits.
"I've lived through hard times. I mean, they weren't hard for me personally, but they were hard for someone somewhere probably, and I lived through them."
@@MissDraiha Perhaps we should hire Michael Pickleseller. Not only did he invent the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it (TM), but he also invented the commercial.
That pretty much describes half of the videos out there on TH-cam right now. The other half are those people who are not breathing until they become successful :)
Yeah... and the entire self-help industry. People who sell motivational materials, self-help books, how-to-succeed-as-an-entrepreneur seminars, and stuff like that... are just preying on people's hopes and dreams, while offering nothing of substance or value in return. "I'm just trying to monetize hope!" is a good way to sum it up.
He's so precise with his perfectly timed stutters and all the subtleties in his voice and movements. Just cuz he's unique, clever and funny doesn't mean we should overlook the fact that he's really good at acting. Please keep doing what you're doing. We love you.
Rightttt? That organic, natural way of talking is something so many youtubers struggle with and it makes them sound robotic and formulaic but ryan absolutely nails it. He's just so....human. And it's sad that something like that is rare and arcane to most people but it makes him stand out. He deserves so much more credit
@@dudedysseus Ryan really reminds me of Leslie Nielsen. Which sounds strange at first, but compare the effortlessly natural comic timing and their ability to take a patently unfunny joke and make it hilarious with just that weapon alone.
I love how incentive you are, Ryan. This was great!!! "I came to this city with $5 in my pocket... Lots more in my bank account, but I'm specifically taking about pockets..." 🤣🤣🤣
Sad thing is, it should be their friends and family who says those things but most people nowadays are so lonely and isolated that they need to watch motivational videos to get encouragement and pay a therapist to have someone to talk to.
I'm excited for the inevitability of the the "Air Bud" series being rewritten as dogs just getting destroyed in different sporting events. I'd still watch it
@@themax37 As we are biologically dependant on sunlight, it would make sense to maximise the amount you get. But the sun only rises at 4am around the arctic circle in summer. (I'm agreeing with you)
we need a "The First Guy To Ever Do the Pitch Meeting" cinematic universe, I have decided. Full of tight product placement for A Sandwich with a pretty big Pickle in it, Love you!
Best motivation video ever! I haven't done the breathing thing for the last 2 minutes. Now I feel like I can fly! P.s. please breath people. Just don't sleep!
You forgot the part where before speaking, motivational guy delivers a very sad backstory about his childhood so that way you are more likely to give him money
‘I came to this city with 6 dollars in my pocket’ (more in his bank account) ‘Ive lived in hard times, not knowing where my next meal is gonna come from’ (because he couldn’t decide a place)
@@galactorsus_i.n.c monetize not suffering in death by telling them their souls will burn in eternal damnation if they dont do exactly what they say. id call that extortion
@@aeonreign6456 Are you a lawyer, if not you shouldn't be giving random legal advice on the internet. People shouldn't follow random health advice they read on the internet, unless they first research through trusted sources to determine if it's valid and appropriate for them.
I appreciate that your Adstronaut bit enables you to be sarcastic about the products you promote without seeming like you're actually mocking the people who buy into them.
I spent the first 70 years of my life learning how to do nothing (or as little as possible since nothing isn't actually a thing). Now I make doing nothing look effortless. Thank you.
Ryan has one of the warmest greetings just how he says 'hi there hello' is so inviting I'd defienetly talk to someone if they started a conversation like that.
@@JamesRolin It's a great quote and a great story, but be aware; there is some dispute about attributing this to Hemingway. Despite what Arthur C. Clarke claimed. All that said, it's still a sad read.
After watching this video, I became a best-selling offer, cured muscular dystrophy, and crashed my car into my neighbor’s living room after falling asleep at the wheel. Thanks Ryan!
Ryan motivates me everyday to do nothing except watch his videos and now I know how to greet people: “hi, hello there,” and continue to slack off which is not not that difficult, it’s barely an inconvenience. But seriously, I’ve been going through some serious hardships and the only thing that has been able to make me smile and laugh, is his gorgeous face saying all the funny things to other versions of his sexy face. If only life had multiple Ryan’s faces being pleasant, even when they’re trying not to be…..
In capitalist economic theory, a thing's value is whatever people thinks it is, so convincing people something unnecessary is necessary is considered a clever way to create value and not at all dishonest I decided.
Motivational speakers are not completely useless you sometimes need another person to tell you that you can do things specially the times that you don't believe in yourself
I would imagine the first motivational speaker said stuff like "You can dig up those roots! You can spear that mastodon! Believe in yourself!" And he charged an 12-foot high stone for his talk.
Most people: "It's impossible to make a successful living out of being a motivational speaker!" TED Talks: "Actually, it's super easy- barely an inconvenience!"
A whole bunch of people on reddit had a meeting and decided that you'd be a pretty cool TH-camr to hang out with in real life. And wow, wow, wow. Everyone was saying that you seem like a real down to earth guy, could probably do a spinning kick flip and save the world or something. Super relatable. Hanging out with you would be tight. Keep up the good work. 👍 That'll be $5. True story though.
Ok, can we give him props on that quick cut to the cat? That about killed me. He could have used any video clip of a cat, but that one folded its ears back and was like "what's wrong with my poop box?!"
Depending on ur history teachers political views, it may be referencing the Roman term “give the masses bread and circuses and they won’t revolt”, maybe stop consuming useless entertainment? Idk, maybe I’m just way off
I feel like this motivation speaker will catch on. Just imagine if we got motivational speakers in a fictional setting like the MCU! I'm sure they would just _blow away_ people's minds.
"I'm just monetizing hope." is a great and accurate line.
He just described the self help book industry
Well this is pretty depressing.
@Energy Falcon How is wanting to get in shape equivalent to self loathing?
@@moose6784 It's not, but that's the sort of thing lazy fat people will use to justify not trying and/or failing.
@@moose6784 Almost any diet with a name is going to be unhealthy and unlikely to succeed, as well as so narrow you're guaranteed to fall off the bandwagon sooner or later and regain any lost weight. Most supplements are simply unnecessary and unlikely to accomplish their promised benefits.
You have given me hope! I hope that one day I am successful enough to resume eating, sleeping, and breathing. I owe it all to you I've decided.
You have already acomplished enough clint.
Now please breathe.
Please Clint you dont have spiracles, just take a deep breath and breathe
Clint, you’re the best. I’ll be getting a snake cuz of u
lol didn't expect to see radical clint on a ryan george vid :)
Now you owe him 10 million dollars
"I've lived through hard times. I mean, they weren't hard for me personally, but they were hard for someone somewhere probably, and I lived through them."
"If you're homeless, just buy a house." - best Tiktok Motivational Speaker
That's...pretty...uh. A pretty glib assessment.
isnt that video older than tik tok
What you can’t get a job..? Then just get experience(from a *JOB* )
Unrelated but my solution for home invasion is...
Go homeless!
Hey at least they have the right idea
Ryan says every sentence like he's discovering how words are pronounced as he goes and its brilliant
@Funny spam
lmaoo
This.
This is the description I've been looking for
Omg yesss
@Funny Leave, bot
"I decided" is the most powerful phrase in the Ryanverse
Ryanverse is tight!
Two words to change the entire fabric of reality.
No it’s “hi there hello”
@@UnarmedBastard Changing the entire fabric of reality is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Those words are really good at convincing people of things, I decided.
Favorite line: "Were you born into extreme poverty? That's a rough situation- STOP SLEEPING."
STOP SLEEPING
NEVER STOP STOP SLEEPING.
That will be super easy barely an inconvenience
Stop sleeping! That will be $10 please.
@@jackofalltradeshermes don’t eat don’t sleep don’t breath right now you owe me 20 dollars
I would literally pay money to watch a completely grounded version of Air Bud.
The Air Bud movie we deserve.
I guess you could call it Ground Bud.
@@KingNedya 😂
@@KingNedya Ok who's funding this? Let's make it happen!
@@MissDraiha Perhaps we should hire Michael Pickleseller. Not only did he invent the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it (TM), but he also invented the commercial.
"I'm writing a screenplay about a dog that plays basketball, and he just gets DESTROYED because he's a dog"
That got me laughing so damn hard lmao
You could make that movie and would be great at it. $5 please.
It's Air Bud, but realistic
@@lskdfoIS Keep going and you will also be a great motivational speaker. That would be $10. Thank you!
@@datawave_gd you would be great emotional support for a motivational speaker $15 please🤲🏻
@@Thegenerichuman you would be great motivation for emotion support for motivational speakers 20 dollars now please
Ryan: "you need to say something more elaborate"
Shia LaBeouf: "just do it"
Shia: “you can do it!
............I’m on fire aren’t I?”
Chancellor Palpatine: "Do it!"
@@tomriddle8933 thank you sir
That works
But it’s Shia tho
"That's exploitative!"
"No it's not. I'm just trying to monetize hope."
Which isn't exploitative at all, I decided.
Nope. It's not exploitative at all!
That comment above is SPAM... I decided.
That hit very hard
@@artman2oo3 FUnny that they chose the only comment talking about exploitation... instead of you know, the most voted comment
😂
Ryan: Stop sleeping.
Me who's watching this at 4:00AM with a big presentation tomorrow: *Good soldiers follow orders*
Yes Tup! 😂😂
How was the presentation?
@@maremike2691 he got fired and became a motivational speaker
*Roger roger*
how was the presentation?
“I’m just trying to monetize hope!” Too real. Lol 😂
That pretty much describes half of the videos out there on TH-cam right now. The other half are those people who are not breathing until they become successful :)
69 likes. Nice🙃
I'd add a like myself but I don't want to disturb this streak
Oops, too late. Just saw the 70th
Isn't that what the lottery is already for ?
Yeah... and the entire self-help industry. People who sell motivational materials, self-help books, how-to-succeed-as-an-entrepreneur seminars, and stuff like that... are just preying on people's hopes and dreams, while offering nothing of substance or value in return. "I'm just trying to monetize hope!" is a good way to sum it up.
😂😂😂
That was a great video Ryan. You can do it.
OH GOD YOU'RE VERIFIED NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO LIKE FOR NO REASON
@@DarthScott The comment was also funny.
Now he owes you $5 dollars.
Now you owe me 5 dollars
@@DarthScott Can I have stuff plz
He's so precise with his perfectly timed stutters and all the subtleties in his voice and movements. Just cuz he's unique, clever and funny doesn't mean we should overlook the fact that he's really good at acting. Please keep doing what you're doing. We love you.
Ryan George's comic timing is so natural he could do it in his sleep. Which he doesn't do, because he can do it.
Rightttt? That organic, natural way of talking is something so many youtubers struggle with and it makes them sound robotic and formulaic but ryan absolutely nails it. He's just so....human. And it's sad that something like that is rare and arcane to most people but it makes him stand out. He deserves so much more credit
Agreed, glad someone said it.
@@dudedysseus Ryan really reminds me of Leslie Nielsen. Which sounds strange at first, but compare the effortlessly natural comic timing and their ability to take a patently unfunny joke and make it hilarious with just that weapon alone.
@@goryguy5106 Haven't seen any Leslie Nielsen movies recently, but I definitely know what you mean.
You can't delay "the first guy to ever milk a cow" forever, Ryan
yes he can i decided
@@fabio5286 no no no… you see it would be super easy barely an inconvenience I decided
Explain to me how this works without getting banned by youtube and/or the whole internet forever.
@@benvoliothefirst He's milking a cow, not a bull.
Please like this comment, I so need to see this video lmao
Ryan: "Hopefully they don't accomplish anything because then they'll be return customers"
Me: And they say perfection is an illusion.
My poop is sometimes quite dark.
Honestly, this guy sounds like every person who’s ever created a dating website.
I love how incentive you are, Ryan. This was great!!!
"I came to this city with $5 in my pocket... Lots more in my bank account, but I'm specifically taking about pockets..." 🤣🤣🤣
inventive*
$6*
“So that’s my job now, I’ve decided”
There’s no stopping him now, he said the most powerful phrase in the Ryanverse
Has he done "first guy to start a bank" yet? I've decided that everyone should just give me their money.
Is that what you decided?
@@reignman30 oh a prequel for "The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank" is tight!
"I'll just take over the universe, I've decided."
And that's when he knew... he ruled the universe.
That’s what all zoomers do don’t they?
I love when characters in this universe decide things and say they decided it.
there's really no other way to put 'I'm making a decision' I decided
decisions are tight
@@sourwitch2340 I'm liking your comment i've decided.
@@JeroenHoningh im replying to you i decided
It is quite literally my favorite part now I’ve decided
"How does hope translate to reality?"
"Unclear."
“That works.”
"Yeah yeah yeah!"
Plan of action
"I'm getting all the way off reality's back now."
Motivational speakers: For people who can't do things until they've paid some stranger to tell them they can do it.
I don’t feel bad for people who lose money while paying motivational speakers to say “You can do it,” and things like that.
@@ShadowReaper-pu2hx same for people who buy those "self help" books
Sad thing is, it should be their friends and family who says those things but most people nowadays are so lonely and isolated that they need to watch motivational videos to get encouragement and pay a therapist to have someone to talk to.
@@Hungabrigoo luckily i am lonely and broke so i will never fall for these people.
@@sock1050 it's a little more complicated than that
I think the *motivational speaker* owes that *scriptwriter* some business advice money *I’ve decided…* 🤔
Lol
lol OT
Do you just bold random words in your comments?😆
HERE IS MY HERO
Nice, OT I wouldn’t expect seeing you here
"You gotta hustle and flow" ..."just like that movie about the aspiring hip hop artist... 8 mile" that had me dying laughing 😂
Haven't watched the movie... Can you explain the joke?
@@rbnbadri1 Hustle and Flow is the name of another movie about an aspiring hip hop artist.
"Yeah, and you gotta step up 2 the streets, just like that movie about hip hop dancers.... Marriage Story."
I see this is a prequel to the "It sucks to be a motivational speaker in the MCU". Very nice, I decided.
Maybe the scriptwriter guy got a job and started pitching movies to a producer guy
@@giannis0418 oh, he has a movie for him?
@@floricel_112 Yes sir, he does.
@@floricel_112 yes sir, he does
@@floricel_112 Oh having a movie for him is TIGHT.
I'm excited for the inevitability of the the "Air Bud" series being rewritten as dogs just getting destroyed in different sporting events. I'd still watch it
I also would watch that I decided
I'm gonna symbolically highlight this thumbs up picture to indicate my appreciation of your excitement.
I hope that Ryan uses this character as the writer in Pitch Meeting. Suddenly the Pitch Meeting universe will get bigger.
And the mean bully antagonist will have a smug grin at the end when they're proven right about how bad the idea was in the first place.
I would only watch it
Am I the only one that gets excited when I hear "more about them at the end of this sketch?" I freaking LOVE the Adstronaut.
I know right? Loving the Adstronaut is tight.
I’m just waiting for more Florp Flap
I didn't get to hear about hot moms this time. 😭
I love the wordplay with "adspace." As someone with a degree in Social Media Marketing, that strikes a particularly funny note.
The first guy to ever perform surgery
“This doesn’t need to be inside of you anymore, I decided.”
First guy to do plastic surgery: “You’re ugly. You should pay me to fix your nose.”
😂
@@willieearles3151 I decided to fix your nose That’s my job I decided
The first guy to pull out!
At least this guy doesn't live in a van down by the river.
But YOU can live in a van down by the river if that's what you really want from life. You can do it. You can make that happen!
You owe me $10.
Oh, he does, but if you want to see that amazing lifestyle of his, you got to pay extra.
@@scionofdorn9101 do you take 20% off
how do you know?
Chris Farley! RIP! You always made me smile on SNL
“Every morning I wake up before the day even starts.” - Every motivational speaker
Given the amount of motivational speakers that seem to think waking up at 4am is the key to success, that "don't sleep" really hits true.
Tired and unproductive people are repeat customers.
Yeah the time you wake up is so arbitrary. Especially if you are awake the same amount of time everyday.
@@themax37 As we are biologically dependant on sunlight, it would make sense to maximise the amount you get. But the sun only rises at 4am around the arctic circle in summer. (I'm agreeing with you)
Feeling motivated while watching a mockumentery about motivation is TIGHT
ew
Annnnnnnd I'm high again 🥴🧢
When he said STOP SLEEPING 😂😂😂 I felt like every motivational video I watched in the last 10 years was just exposed!
Being a motivational speaker is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
motivational speaking is tight
Motivational speech for motivational speakers
you can do this comment come on you can do it!!!
we need a
"The First Guy To Ever Do the Pitch Meeting"
cinematic universe, I have decided.
Full of tight product placement for A Sandwich with a pretty big Pickle in it, Love you!
Fair enough.
Best motivation video ever! I haven't done the breathing thing for the last 2 minutes. Now I feel like I can fly!
P.s. please breath people. Just don't sleep!
okay im going to breath people
and breath cats
@@אלוןשיינפלד Breathing cats is just fine cats smell great!-
Instructions unclear.
Now I breep and don't sleath
@@anaccountforcommenting6651 lol
I have total faith in you Ryan. You will make this venture into a big success. Thst will be five dollars please.
You forgot the part where before speaking, motivational guy delivers a very sad backstory about his childhood so that way you are more likely to give him money
He did that, in the ironic way
Well he only has 6 dollars when he came to the city (there were more in his bank account thou)
‘I came to this city with 6 dollars in my pocket’ (more in his bank account)
‘Ive lived in hard times, not knowing where my next meal is gonna come from’ (because he couldn’t decide a place)
Facts
Nah bro when he was a child he did a backflip snapped a bad guy's neck and saved the day
"Monetize hope" - man that is the "self-improvement" industry in a nutshell. Dead on.
Also religion to some extent
@@galactorsus_i.n.c monetize not suffering in death by telling them their souls will burn in eternal damnation if they dont do exactly what they say. id call that extortion
Self improvement isn't the same as motivation there's a huge difference.
@@genekendrick679 yes, but they often mix them together. IMO it's a good way to detect the false.
@@arcador the self improvement industry works to an extent from my experience like I've benefited from it
3:07 the only cliche you missed was “if anyone in your life doesn’t like this advice, cut them off”
"Stop sleeping." As someone with chronic insomnia and severe sleep apnea, I have that one down pat. So is that a freebie or do I still owe you $5?
Try a methylated B-complex vitamin supplement. You might be lacking B12.
@@aeonreign6456 Are you a lawyer, if not you shouldn't be giving random legal advice on the internet. People shouldn't follow random health advice they read on the internet, unless they first research through trusted sources to determine if it's valid and appropriate for them.
@@aeonreign6456 I don't need "comebacks", I'm trying to be helpful. As your doctor, I recommend you go see a proctologist.
Well you should try working at this was station at the end of some road somewhere if ya never sleep you'll never miss any of the weird things
@@TagiukGold i don't want to eat some bomber flying fortress
This is incredible. 5 minutes of pure comedy. I found myself laughing uncontrollably.
You misspelled “motivation”
@@NoodleProductions Where?
@@HappyGoof4 they spelled it “comedy”.
I enjoyed 5 minutes of controlled laughter I decided...
@@NoodleProductions I wish I could change it now by editing.
More character development in 5 minutes than the entire SW sequel trilogy combined.
This should be followed up with one about The First Guy To Ever Procrastinate
He'll get around to it eventually
I think he probably started that one a while ago.
The ending twist was pretty telegraphed, but your good writing _motivated_ me to keep watching
...
Here's 5 dollars
Do you have change for 10
That guy still owes $5 of the $10 at the end , maybe Mr motivator needs to ask Mr collection about getting his $5? Because he's really Mr. lawyer.
I appreciate that your Adstronaut bit enables you to be sarcastic about the products you promote without seeming like you're actually mocking the people who buy into them.
"That's exploitative."
"No, it's not, I'm just trying to monetize hope."
Funny line
That was my favorite line.
I like how he goes from "You shouldn't sleep" to "You shouldn't breathe" LMAO
It's the next logical step (Ryan apparently decided)
Do personal trainers: "Get up at 4am every day and work out for 6 hours and eat nothing but protein shakes. Now give me $100, fatty."
The look on red shirt Ryan's face when he said you owe me five dollars now. No words can truly describe that feeling
"Well, I don't want to hear it. I mean it's 3am, let's keep the noise down."
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
He asked to keep the noise down and you immediately smack your hands together repeatedly. For shame.
I spent the first 70 years of my life learning how to do nothing (or as little as possible since nothing isn't actually a thing). Now I make doing nothing look effortless. Thank you.
Ryan has one of the warmest greetings just how he says 'hi there hello' is so inviting I'd defienetly talk to someone if they started a conversation like that.
Will the children ever know peace?
'Sup dawg' works just as well.
"I'm just trying to monetize hope."
Yeah, that speaks to me on a level I don't like.
Basically the lottery
Fair enough. Theres always the alternative of monetizing despair.
Maybe you didn't hope to like it enough.
5 dollars, please.
Ryan; You can do it!
Me; Well, I guess so, but only if it's super easy and barely an inconvenience!
"Hi there, hello".
I love it so much. The faces some people make when I greet them like this 😀😃😄😁
“I’m just trying to monetize hope”… maybe the second six saddest words ever spoken short of “for sale: babies shoes. Never worn”
They're only sad until you see the baby! Then they're downright terrifying...
Shoes on kids is pointless tbh.
I fear that you guys don’t know that quote or purpose of it
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@@JamesRolin It's a great quote and a great story, but be aware; there is some dispute about attributing this to Hemingway. Despite what Arthur C. Clarke claimed.
All that said, it's still a sad read.
Such great acting, as usual. He plays every character so perfectly. And what a great takedown of the motivational speaker business!
"Ten dollars now that you owe me. Right here." Lol 🤣
I found that part really funny.
The motivation dose I strongly needed.
Thank you Ryan
Don't forget to give him 5 dollars.
You owe him 5$ now
Rob Schneider has apparently been a motivational speaker for years telling us “You can go it” in seemingly endless Adam Sandler movies
“I’m just trying to monetize hope”. 2021 and social media in a nutshell. Ryan gets it.
To be fair, most social media is more about trying to monetize fear.
Hope and fear are two sides of the same coin. It is a very weird coin that doesn't work in vending machines.
@@FlatOnHisFace Or wishing wells.
"First guy to open a Graveyard", would be perfect for a Halloween vid!!
"You know homes?"
"Yeah, it's the place where you live."
"Well, what if there was a place for dead people to live?"
PLEASE RYAN! DO THIS!
@@EmeraldAshesAudio like an afterlife?
After watching this video, I became a best-selling offer, cured muscular dystrophy, and crashed my car into my neighbor’s living room after falling asleep at the wheel. Thanks Ryan!
The most powerful thing in the ryanverse is to say “I decided”
The Reality Stone of the Ryanverse.
“Success is about saying no to excuses”
That hit hard and it came from a really surprising place.
Excuses are a necessary mechanic in a whole host of situations.
Looks like I'm already going to be super successful based on this amazing motivational speech. I mean, I haven't slept in days
First motivational speaker: "never say never"
Also first motivational speaker: "never give up" "never stop chasing your dreams"....
"Never gonna give you up"...
Honestly, best motivational speaker I've heard 🤷♀️
Yeah most speakers are just like” I did it so you can to”
2:27 I’ve watched a lot of your videos , but this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed 😂😂😂
Ryan motivates me everyday to do nothing except watch his videos and now I know how to greet people: “hi, hello there,” and continue to slack off which is not not that difficult, it’s barely an inconvenience. But seriously, I’ve been going through some serious hardships and the only thing that has been able to make me smile and laugh, is his gorgeous face saying all the funny things to other versions of his sexy face. If only life had multiple Ryan’s faces being pleasant, even when they’re trying not to be…..
You can do it
@@YoshiWithHat A2A owes you $5 now
"Do the goals." 🤣
This is just perfect. Thank you, Ryan. ❤️
2:36 i thought he was about to say “it’s about drive it’s about power” lol
"Stop sleeping" motivational speakers in a nutshell
the adstronaut is just one of the best sponsor idea that ive ever seen, enjoying to watch all parts of your contet.
As a finnish person I love the way he said "mölkky" since its a finnish game, its a game i've played many times before.
Oh my goodness, Ryan has opened my eyes to just how useless a lot of things are that we have made normal and for some reason “necessary”.
Would you say he... Motivated you?
In capitalist economic theory, a thing's value is whatever people thinks it is, so convincing people something unnecessary is necessary is considered a clever way to create value and not at all dishonest I decided.
@@Qlmmb2086 I think someone else decided that a long time ago, and that person was a twatwaffle, I decided.
Motivational speakers are not completely useless you sometimes need another person to tell you that you can do things specially the times that you don't believe in yourself
@@reaperoftheyeari4481 If I didn't believe in myself, why would platitudes from someone who doesn't know me change that?
"I haven't eat anything for 3 days. Can you help me?"
"You should eat something soon so you don't starve! - 5 dollars!"
Ease up tiger on the actual helpful advice that will solve the person's problem
Plot twist: he only had 5 dollars and now he can't afford to eat
@@reignman30 He should eat plot twists instead. 5 dollars please.
I would imagine the first motivational speaker said stuff like "You can dig up those roots! You can spear that mastodon! Believe in yourself!" And he charged an 12-foot high stone for his talk.
Most people: "It's impossible to make a successful living out of being a motivational speaker!"
TED Talks: "Actually, it's super easy- barely an inconvenience!"
TED is not motivational speeches though..
"The suit speaks for itself"
"It doesn...no that thing hasn't said a word"
I hate that I laughed at that lol
A whole bunch of people on reddit had a meeting and decided that you'd be a pretty cool TH-camr to hang out with in real life. And wow, wow, wow. Everyone was saying that you seem like a real down to earth guy, could probably do a spinning kick flip and save the world or something. Super relatable. Hanging out with you would be tight. Keep up the good work. 👍
That'll be $5. True story though.
"I'm gonna post barely motivational quotes with buff men in tight clothes in the background on Instagram now I decided."
Buff men in tight clothes is tight! Well, the clothes are at least
"I'm just trying to monetize hope!"
-George Lucas creating Star Wars probably
A New Hope TRIGGERED.
"When it comes to success, you need to want it"...thank you for this information. I am so, so, greatful
This motivated me to finally get my thesis done
This motivated me to take a nap.
"You can do it, I've decided. It will be super easy, barely an inconvenience for you"
Ok, can we give him props on that quick cut to the cat? That about killed me. He could have used any video clip of a cat, but that one folded its ears back and was like "what's wrong with my poop box?!"
Whenever I find myself in an annoying situation I will use "I decided" to finish a sentence as an exit strategy I decided.
I'm gonna steal that strategy I decided.
Seriously I've caught myself using "I've decided" in too many conversations. It does a point though I've decided.
My history teacher has a sign in his room that says “Eat less bread” with a picture of a loaf of bread and I’m too scared to ask about it
Ask about it, you can do it!
Depending on ur history teachers political views, it may be referencing the Roman term “give the masses bread and circuses and they won’t revolt”, maybe stop consuming useless entertainment? Idk, maybe I’m just way off
@@fytra2025 I think it's probably talking about the health fad of eating less carbs
I just looked through about 10 years of your work. You earned your success and mastered your craft.
I want Ryan to sell tshirts saying “I’m just trying to monetize hope”.
Every 1000th order can get a free sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.
Ohhh! Pickle Sandwich! If you're in, I'm in!
@@SophiaAphrodite If you're in, I'm in!
@@TheReaverOfDarkness well, if you're in, I'm out!
@@vroxxzz Oh if Vee's out, I'm out!
@@TheReaverOfDarkness well if you're out, you're out
3:41 "I'm just trying to monetize hope" love that line
It was already taken.
I haven't slept since this video came out, thanks for all the succes
The only reason you need in the Ryanverse: "...I decided"
"Because"
"Stop sleeping."
One step ahead of you, Ryan.
I love how every episode says "I decided [that]." The first guy always makes arbitrary decisions.
"Don't eat, don't sleep, don't breath"
Forgot: "Stop binge watching Pitch Meeting"
I feel like this motivation speaker will catch on. Just imagine if we got motivational speakers in a fictional setting like the MCU! I'm sure they would just _blow away_ people's minds.
They would do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and and save the day
Fictional motivation speakers? Don't they already exist? They're like pro wrestlers🙃
"When it comes to success, you need to want it...so... do that." is the second best line.
As TH-cam has been overrun by fake gurus and scammers, Ryan provided the video we need, not the one we deserve 😆