Starfield Explained By A Moron

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
  • It just works.
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    Sources:
    Space and black hole backgrounds from "TIMELAPSE OF THE FUTURE: A Journey to The End of Time" - • TIMELAPSE OF THE FUTUR...
    Wheat scene from Gladiator (2000)
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    Music:
    Opening music - • Oppenheimer/Can You He...
    "Prelude" from Final Fantasy VII (1997)
    "Attack ON Titan" from Attack on Titan OST composed by Hiroyuki Sawano
    Romantic Saxophone Music - • Romantic Saxophone Mus...
    "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory composed by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley
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    The game is Starfield developed by Bethesda Game Studios and released September 6, 2023.
    #starfield #gaming

ความคิดเห็น • 425

  • @BastrdGod
    @BastrdGod 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    Of the 60+ Starfield videos I've watched so far, this is my favorite.
    Granted, like 40 of them were outpost and ship build related, but still, this is the most entertaining yet.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +321

    Wouldn’t mind seeing a part two of this.

    • @midnight5895
      @midnight5895 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same here ❤

    • @tomasluna9460
      @tomasluna9460 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ditto!

    • @Corrupted_Mind1
      @Corrupted_Mind1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fr tho xd

    • @RealTalk720
      @RealTalk720 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

    • @roshiibae
      @roshiibae 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please

  • @v0533
    @v0533 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    As I was exploring I accidently landed on the planet and location of Andreja without seeing Vladimir first. What a coincidence that was. She proceeded to yell at me for not getting Barret first when I had no clue what was going on. It just works

    • @FoxyCAMTV
      @FoxyCAMTV 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣🤣😀😆

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Playtesting is overrated

    • @JodieEdits
      @JodieEdits 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She will yell at you for not getting barret first even if you did

  • @vedantthakur09
    @vedantthakur09 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Who milked the first cow and what was their deal?"
    I can't 😂😂😂

  • @JohnPeacekeeper
    @JohnPeacekeeper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    "Roleplay as Arnold from the Magic Schoolbus"
    I see I wasn't the only child traumatized by that

    • @hubhikarilives
      @hubhikarilives 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My mom thought that acid trip of a show was educational..

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hubhikarilives I mean, it was. I learned from it. But the games and the books were better at actually educating

  • @elliepowder
    @elliepowder 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    The thought of you practising "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" is fantastic, you really know how to set your priorities :D Also, Pauligan made me miss Paul the Horse, he would have destroyed those space pirates

  • @GriffinatorOriginal
    @GriffinatorOriginal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    In Wayne’s voice: To be fair… depending on how many times you play new game plus and upgrade your powers, you ARE space Jesus.

  • @angelitoofficial7943
    @angelitoofficial7943 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Your commentary is absolutely phenomenal. Rarely do I subscribe, you make excellent content, sir. I hope you gain many more subscribers and grow. You definitely deserve it.

  • @mathiaschristensen1194
    @mathiaschristensen1194 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Fr though.. Who milked the first cow and what WAS their deal.

    • @kahc3216
      @kahc3216 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They were hella wild

    • @OpoOnTheGo
      @OpoOnTheGo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There's an old fable about lactose tolerance being a recessive gene. TLDR: a lot of people pooped themselves to death and the first person to tolerate lactose was killed bc everyone though he killed all the people who experienced death by poopoo. Idc if it's true or not, makes me laugh

  • @spacejihadist4246
    @spacejihadist4246 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I thought this was an interactive movie about Garfield in Star Wars.

  • @Guendison
    @Guendison 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ahhh, Adoring Fan. Whatever game you end up being in your voice always takes me back to Oblivion.

  • @FlameReaper
    @FlameReaper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I like that all conclusions of the “ketamine” is that it has to be a drug

  • @ren4issance-754
    @ren4issance-754 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Damn, you’ve got some Ryan Reynolds level charisma.

  • @Mr.SocialDistance65
    @Mr.SocialDistance65 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Best Starfield video ever!!! The humor and satire was next level genius. I could not stop laughing. Bravo 👏
    I subscribed.

  • @JayShootHer
    @JayShootHer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I have never seen Coe doing push-ups!

  • @Shermoose
    @Shermoose 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It’s been such a long time before I had a video over 10 minutes keep me fully engaged with it. Thank you!

  • @fulee9999
    @fulee9999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this was the best starfield summary video I've seen, the humor was on point, well done

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wait it's all no man's skyrim?
    Always has been * shoots gun *

  • @robertb7293
    @robertb7293 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Thanks Faraday Budget Tours. Ships confirmed dateable.
    Now we just need the space advanced family planning mod and my horrid plan to raise a family of little rockets and star drives will be complete.

  • @LoganSearles
    @LoganSearles 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Not gonna lie random fucking kid on my ship is kinda a deal breaker.

    • @madskater5
      @madskater5 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If you’re serious, she doesn’t have to be there. She is pushup man’s kid. If you decide to not have him on your ship, she leaves too.

    • @LoganSearles
      @LoganSearles 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@madskater5 Goooooooooood.

    • @kenz2756
      @kenz2756 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@LoganSearlesok so you didn't even play considering your reaction...

    • @jamiemunn9200
      @jamiemunn9200 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@kenz2756read his original comment.... it says nothing about playing the game. Typical Bethesda gamer right here!!

    • @kenz2756
      @kenz2756 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jamiemunn9200 Yup. Have 1700 mods in Skyrim and 800 mods in FO4. I pirate most shit too.
      You had a poor deduction moment. his OG comment is him being pretentious since the video is all he got about the game. That's why I commented in the first place my guy.

  • @wuurlii
    @wuurlii 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’ve watched all of your dmc videos after falling in love with dmc5, but after the ketamine jokes you deserve a sub more than just my momentary engagement. Kudos

  • @kyleburke7285
    @kyleburke7285 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Enjoyed the inside jokes and loved the long word phobia explanation.
    I am now a subscriber

  • @MaxPSVR
    @MaxPSVR 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ahh so that’s why I have the overwhelming urge to equip Barrett with the legendary mini gun you get from the Vangard terramorph arc

  • @jasong.451
    @jasong.451 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man, this is some of the best Starfield story telling I've had the pleasure to enjoy.

  • @martinmnagell2894
    @martinmnagell2894 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:21
    the fear of palindromes is called "aibohphobia"

  • @CW_274
    @CW_274 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Loved the aot music when the weed ran at you with the knife lol

  • @RangerOfTheOrder
    @RangerOfTheOrder 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That Arnold joke brought back a core memory for me

  • @mocha9072
    @mocha9072 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I joined the crimson fleet before going to rescue Barrett so all I had to do was walk in and tell them to let him go.

  • @briancarter9404
    @briancarter9404 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    This was hilarious. Thank you.
    Also love Starfield so far!

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wanted my first playthrough to be completely organic; no mods or anything. But... I cracked. I had to grab cheat-enabler off Nexus and use console commands for just two reasons: Removing Cora, and Lv4 martial arts.

  • @xdevantx5870
    @xdevantx5870 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think it's amazing that the Adoring Fan is unironically the best companion in the game.

  • @Axyl2k
    @Axyl2k 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Honestly one of the funniest things i've watched in ages. Instant sub. Well played, sir

  • @SokaPup
    @SokaPup 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the way i always answer the question "is starfield a good game" the answer depends on asking and answering another question .. which is "do you like bethesda games" if the answer is no or iv never played one... then you are most likely not going to like the game, if the answer is yes then you will enjoy the game because you understand the type and style of it, now onto bugs... i have played 200hours+ of game so far .. and iv only come across a couple ... which are .. crashing (onetime being real bad crash), the npcs when die flying into ceiling and hanging themselves, and iv had the robot companion deside to surf my spaceship... but beside that iv had nothing like some videos depict .... which comes down to... everyones different.. everyones computer is different and the fact is your situation will be different for better or worse when comes to bugs than someone else

  • @billwithers4762
    @billwithers4762 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is the most I've enjoyed starfield, great vid!

  • @LostWallet
    @LostWallet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bethesda bravely answer the age old question “are we alone out there?” with….”yes, ita just human out there, no other intelligent life anywhere in the galaxy. just human”

  • @dh8203
    @dh8203 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Yeah, they haven't fixed the Bethesda classic of NPCs glitching into stuff. My first landing in New Atlantis was graced by the first bug I saw in the game, a random guy stuck in the middle of the fountain. Conveniently the game has a photo mode which automatically adds the photos to loading screens, so I've been able to relive the moment many times. Now loading is a comedy slideshow of people sinking into the floor, their head stuck through a table, or leaning on air. And I'm having lots of fun playing the game too.

  • @michaelschauf3542
    @michaelschauf3542 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Was waiting on this, did not disappoint.
    Also I’ve been loving starfield also. I haven’t Even started any of the actual main story just went far enough to get the frontier and totally said screw scrips and missions and ever since I’ve been genociding my way through the galaxy 😂

    • @skitz042o2
      @skitz042o2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should do about 5-6 missions for constellation. It’ll be worth it.

    • @tom2gunzbombadil689
      @tom2gunzbombadil689 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, good game . flawed but fun

    • @TheParagonIsDead
      @TheParagonIsDead 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same my dude, it’s the most flawed masterpiece I’ve ever played.
      There are a lot of oversights, that are mostly understandable but when you just play… it all melts away and you only see the good parts.

  • @dococ3272
    @dococ3272 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My ONE bug so far was hilarious. A guy exploded into the ceiling and I spent the next thirty minutes trying to pull him down, 10/10 experience. I’m actually disappointed how seamless my experience has been. In Skyrim, character 2, a bee ended the intro in catastrophe and carnage. And it was just up from there (more and more bugs)
    This is a great Bethesda RPG in space, and everything that phrase means 😊

  • @KerboOnYT
    @KerboOnYT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Outstanding storytelling

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Todd Howard: "It just works."
    Everyone: "Yeah, it only just works."

  • @Oedwak
    @Oedwak 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So laugh-out-loud good. You got me with "she doesn't obey the laws of gravity at all!". I'm officially a fan. Subscribed!

  • @GrimsGhostG59
    @GrimsGhostG59 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lmao the water melon part got my crying I literally was in tears my AB’s hurt now

  • @RacinJsn
    @RacinJsn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Vasco is officially banished to the Lodge for constantly glitching thru the fooor in the ship blocking access to the bridge.

    • @NephilimGodMusic
      @NephilimGodMusic 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That happens all the time lol

    • @juicedgoose
      @juicedgoose 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I usually find him hiding in the space behind my industrial workbench. He's like my ships cat

  • @Corrupted_Mind1
    @Corrupted_Mind1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I did not expect this video to be so freaking damn funny, LMFAO 🤣

  • @RolIinStoner420
    @RolIinStoner420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sarah didnt like how I dealt with the Terrormorphs.... so I sent her back to the lodge...
    Sam wanted to bring he daughter on my ship... I wont even do one mission in that quest
    I miss that cloud district guy..

  • @salamathesusatbiyernesulit2161
    @salamathesusatbiyernesulit2161 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Something about shooting essential NPCs puts a smile on my face.

  • @chugmander
    @chugmander 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “If the universe is so big… why won’t it fight me? 👊

  • @madskater5
    @madskater5 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    MORE PLEASE! that was amazing!

  • @TempoLOOKING
    @TempoLOOKING 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:42 oh God they stole a Stargate. Get em boys.

  • @JamesBond-zd5jx
    @JamesBond-zd5jx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who decided a raw onion was not poisonous to eat? Cut it and smell it and decide “oh yeah, this must be tasty. Smells like your cousin Ernie.”

  • @BlackStar250874
    @BlackStar250874 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is good, AND entertaining. Also waiting for part two. =D
    Personally I play Starfield with a slow pace of a space geek.
    With screenshots with photomode every five minutes!

  • @Johnkik212
    @Johnkik212 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Would love to see a part 2

  • @kendo2377
    @kendo2377 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's a Bethesda game, with bonus time-eating mechanics, current year social engineering and real life politics. I feel immersed.

    • @chadharger9323
      @chadharger9323 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You forgot total strangers known as 'followers' opening up to us within hours after meeting for the first time. . .and us not caring. . .as we look for the game's version of Fallot 4's lone wanderer perk.

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I watch a lot of recordings of people playing games. This by far is one of them. Haha. But seriously, I would waste a whole work day watching these on the sly so I hope you make more in this format.

  • @evanchristian1751
    @evanchristian1751 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m thoroughly enjoying Starfield even with all its bugs, and I absolutely love this video! Not sure if I’ll be able to take the game seriously anymore though. 😅

  • @amazingadams6723
    @amazingadams6723 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Well done! Is there a part 2?

  • @wastelander1015
    @wastelander1015 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny thing is that his parents can be found at the Astral Lounge in Neon, dancing and sniffing Aurora 😅😅

  • @ajsnow7387
    @ajsnow7387 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I talk like this and as a result have lost my friends and family. This video pleases me.

  • @hubhikarilives
    @hubhikarilives 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My parents being behind the scenes at my job without notice is a new level of fear

  • @lkslokinhow
    @lkslokinhow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The UC quest is actually pretty good. Even better than the main one I think.

  • @umbraviventem
    @umbraviventem 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video is the most fun I have had with Starfield.

  • @lucaverde126
    @lucaverde126 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Part two I'm begging you that was hilarious

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Any crazy drug filled plot you can come up with is better than what Bethesda came up with 8 years of development and millions of dollars.

  • @shift3yep679
    @shift3yep679 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This. Was. Beautiful.

  • @shrimpwithaknife3381
    @shrimpwithaknife3381 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Perfect thing to watch while your cats are destroying your house in the background

  • @allbriardup6451
    @allbriardup6451 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The game should be called “Rainbow Loading Simulator.”

  • @American-Jello
    @American-Jello 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok, this was storyline was strangely captivating, and now I'm really hopeful there is more to come. Definitely more interesting than the original game's storyline, although I, too am enjoying playing Starfield. Subscription earned! Well done!

  • @davidstrausser5200
    @davidstrausser5200 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This was pretty dope

  • @cthonmon_4781
    @cthonmon_4781 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pauligan Picklesworth.
    I can't stop saying that.
    Pauligan Picklesworth.

  • @Defathomize
    @Defathomize 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video is so spot on. There is an unhinged amount of violence in this game.

  • @RBRMV1
    @RBRMV1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The graphics here is so awesome during 2005

  • @vaulthunterfromterra4053
    @vaulthunterfromterra4053 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can still see the floor as the main bulkhead closes, securing all those watermelons.
    The floor should not, under any circumstances, be visible.
    THIS. IS. UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!

  • @rerver8842
    @rerver8842 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I never knew I needed to see the adventurers of a man(?) named Pauligan Picklesworth until today. Please more.

  • @anonymousli4204
    @anonymousli4204 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:00 It feels more like day after tomorrow. Or tomorrow something... That thing with tom cruise...

  • @SkyRunner21
    @SkyRunner21 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This review is 100 times better than the "game" itself...
    Says it all...

  • @robotninja1037
    @robotninja1037 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The only way to rp this game

  • @ahlija
    @ahlija 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You’re very good and got yourself a new sub! Keep em coming sir.

  • @mightybotstudio
    @mightybotstudio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video was more fun than playing the game. 10/10 would watch again.

  • @DiamondBeast53
    @DiamondBeast53 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That bit on the powers was exactly how i felt when i learned there where powers atfer 10 hours of running around just beening a menace i was like why am i using guns and my knife when i could become a master jedi and absolutely destroy these NPCs so yea

  • @Gamer5_1.0
    @Gamer5_1.0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude can we talk about how he learned how to say the fear of long words?

  • @frank234561
    @frank234561 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I left Heller on that planet. Same with Lin. They aren't worth spending any time with.

  • @luc2o
    @luc2o 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OK, I do want Pauligan to return.

  • @Szkillzs
    @Szkillzs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro got exactly that what I searched my whole life for

  • @Fartowski
    @Fartowski 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Like, subbed and almost cried laughing. Good stuff.

  • @michaelhoffmann2891
    @michaelhoffmann2891 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good gods, the dead eyes. The dead eyes! I'd now normally wait for the modders to improve on that - but will the game be successful enough to warrant them to step up?

  • @jerseylife8701
    @jerseylife8701 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Rare solid ketamine 😂
    Dude you got my subscription for that and every other ketamine reference 😂🎉

  • @ShuRugal
    @ShuRugal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Upvote for "The Prestige" reference. I feel like the only person who watched that movie.

  • @hunternorth8817
    @hunternorth8817 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pauligan Picklesworth is the most epic character name ever.

  • @wilhelmwagner3353
    @wilhelmwagner3353 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cyan man story time

  • @jackbooth9461
    @jackbooth9461 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Starfield, Skyrim but in space

  • @danielsmith-ss7il
    @danielsmith-ss7il หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is still the funnest video i have ever seen on a bethesda game I will rewatch this forever xD

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Everyone in the game seems to think a lot of constellation but they are some people who collect magic floating bits of metal (well they get you to collect them no one else seems to lift a finger) that make you have a trip and their excitement is the reverse of my boredom going around to different locations to try and find one of these floaty metal bits. They ponder what it all means and I'm like okay I really don't care then eventually you get a super power something that should be more exciting and interesting and no one really cares. The main story sucks.

  • @SENATORPAIN1
    @SENATORPAIN1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't regret the starfield controller because I needed a new one however,the game was not nearly as necessary.

  • @careerwelder84
    @careerwelder84 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's the game no one asked for, some wanted, and didn't live up to the hype. 😂😂😂😂 Rip starfield, only lived 3 weeks before only the diehard fans play and we moved on to something new😂😂😂

  • @Minkamurink
    @Minkamurink 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Starfeilds a 2 steps below new vegas and a step above fallout 4

  • @572patrickvanhorn
    @572patrickvanhorn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    its exactly what i expected an unpolished game that requires the modding community to fix the bugs and make it run and look like it should of when released typical bethesda

  • @sparkcommunications2499
    @sparkcommunications2499 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Space Russian" and "Barret proceeding to tell you about his dead husband" 😆😂🤣

  • @chunkblaster
    @chunkblaster 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh no why did they bring back the superfan...

  • @madmatt6240
    @madmatt6240 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This video was so much more entertaining then the actual game.
    Good work

  • @spinnact
    @spinnact 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well that was a wild ride