floof_hair it might be, if you have the proper experience to back it up. It’s probably really embarrassing choosing a name like “floof_hair” and then proceeding to talk about being embarrassed.
Imagine spending all those hours in pilot school and on simulators, you finally make a journey by yourself, you’re just about to touch down and the plane starts calling you names 😞
In aviation, “retard” is a command to reduce the throttle position. It is used throughout the industry but is especially noteworthy in Airbus aircraft. These highly-automated planes make aural callouts based on the aircraft’s radar altitude, including one telling the pilot to retard the thrust levers on their final approach to landing.
@@tunerimpala5658legendary bro. TH-cam shorts reigns Supreme. We are the ultra superiors. Some call it pseudo intellectual I simply call it COMMON SENSE.
@@panoraxe While also projecting about the fact, that they are the "problematic" ones. They're litteraly spend their whole life on making a problem out of everything.
I love how the Airbus flight computer takes a moment to stop sipping its coffee and tells the pilot what it thinks of him, just before touchdown. I hear that next year, Boeing will be releasing a software update for the 787 that laughs at you if you bounce the landing, or if you slam the landing, it will then say, "Ryanair just called, they've accepted your application for a pilot job.".
@@aliNET86 There is no joke. It's just two guys landing a jet and one guy says "retard-retard" which I guess means landing or something similar. In English when you call someone a retard it's an insult. I haven't read the comments but I'm assuming there are a lot of grade school replies.
@@cheekygnome there's a lot of replies that doesn't make sense. I search for it and found captain Joe channel explaining what its all about. Obviously has nothing to do with the replies. And it seems like the joke is more than 5 years old. Probably longer by this point. I didn't catch the trend when the airplane video was popular years ago but yeah TH-cam algorithm bought me here after a couple of years. 😅
@@cheekygnome It's the plane that's speaking, it's reading out how far you are from the ground as the pilots usually can't see the ground at this stage. The term "retard" means reduce you're throttle position as the pilots were still giving the plane power just above the ground
The irony of the plane saying that word is that the plane is flying itself and knows how to land, it's just waiting patiently for you to catch up and actually land it.
France, the 1970s. The people who founded Airbus: "We will make airplanes that call the pilots 'retards' every flight, and they will still f*cking love it."
When arriving late during english class, we had to apologize in english. The day that happened to me, I told the teacher : "Sorry, I'm in retard". Took me a while to understand why the teacher was smiling.
True story. In most aircraft with voice warnings systems, there are 2 voices. A female voice for the “nice to know” things that pilots may want to ignore. And a male voice for the “PAY ATTENTION!!” moments. 🤣🤣
The life of a pilot must be rough... The plane calls you names as you land, and then all the passengers starts clapping like you're an idiot and everybody expected you to crash the damn thing.
Just for people confused: The callout saying "retard" (which in this case is using the "to slow" definition of the word)is a command for the pilots to pull back the throttle to idle and flare (which is when the plane tilts up a little before landing).
@@ФеофанЭтополедолжнобытьзаполне airbus is fly by wire, meaning the inputs are first processed by a computer which will not allow you to make sudden, big movements. On top of that planes in landing configuration become slow and more difficult to control. They have to move it that much, or nothing would really happen if he just lightly touches it
@@TheRealDJ-NEO wait, are you talking about low sens value or a huge dead zone? Because the latter sounds like a terrible design. At least provide some steering coefficient that could be set manually, lol. You say their objective was to mitigate possibility of sudden big movements, but in result this is exactly what pilot is forced to do.
Very nice landing, and the view of the pilot and runway together was perfect. I don't like getting on planes, but this shows me the level of skill that you professionals have. 😙👌
If you like learning about the procedures and professionalism of pilots and aviation, I highly recommend the channels Mentour Pilot and Captain Joe, both explain so much about flying in easily understandable ways. I'm a nervous flyer myself and being able to learn all about it helps a lot.
At the "retard" callout? Although Im not a pilot, Im pretty sure thats very common, especially on Airbus aircraft. They would've heard it countless times by now
When the radioaltimeter says "Retard Retard" Its actually saying "Reduce Throttle Position, Reduce Throttle Position" So its telling the pilots to put the plane in reverse to slow it down because its going over 200 Mph down the runway and might overshoot it
For anybody wondering, it says "retard" because in the context of flying an Airbus, that means reduce the throttle, which is important for that type of aircraft. And "retard" is used in different situations than just insults so don't get all mad when it gets said here and there :p
It's hard enough to land these things without it calling you names...
Throw water on the flight computer and enter a nosedive.... Problem solved
Its actually pretty easy...with exception to the emotional damage.
Why does this comment only have 2 replies?
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@@guythatlikesbananas6293 Thats actually a good point, never thought about it that way
*Imagine trying to safely land a plane after one of the engines blew out, and then Jeremy Clarkson comes out of nowhere and starts roasting you.*
lol
You got me with the Jeremy Clarkson. The GPWS callouts do sound like him. XD
LMFAO IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE HIM 💀💀💀
Hammond!!!
@@taddersauce3672 Hammond you idiot!
Pilots Wife: "How was work?"
Pilot: "I don't want to talk about it.."
The landing was great. This is a normal call out from the computer telling the pilots that it's time to reduce throttle position.
Should we tell him?
@@TaireTV no
@@Zack_Taylor j o k e
got bullied by the popular plane...
Sounds like Jeremy Clarkson
Goddamn Im dead
What I thought.
Powerrrrrrr
Speeeeed
Hahaahaha true
gil zur YES
0:32 My IQ going down after looking at a twitter post
that's actually hilarious lmao
Criminally underrated comment
Same bro
This comment is so good it makes me burst out laughing for no reason every 10 minutes
I'm fucking SENT
0:32
When the teacher starts giving out the exam grades.
Lmao underrated comment
Lmao
Lmfao
now that's comedy.
take this to the top
Look, the plane may be hard on you sometimes, but it really loves you and wants to see you succeed.
Yah true **Malaysian flight 370 intensifies**
Who is seed ?
@@krishnanunni80 the one you suc
@@buzzshocker1069 that's a different breed of machine
@ALAN CHOW HO HAN Moe they have yet to find a 19,000 ton WW1 cargo ship from the proteus class... Actually they have yet to find three
When your so bad at being a pilot even the plane starts roasting you
Don’t copy another comment😾👎🏾
Sengiera evidence? Or are you just picking random comments from 5 months ago to troll on
Sengeira your comment is stolen, bad kid
e - i make roblox content Joke police 👮🏾♂️ sir you have broke the law of missing the joke hands up
@@PennsylvaniaEAS nice pfp
"my first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now"
unscannable!!!!1
Why come you don’t have a tattoo?
Good movie
That was a genuine LOL there. Thanks!
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
Crashing and A350 during landing must be extra embarrassing
floof_hair it might be, if you have the proper experience to back it up. It’s probably really embarrassing choosing a name like “floof_hair” and then proceeding to talk about being embarrassed.
@@amp3225 do you know what a fucking joke is?
Creepyslacker boy I do. Keep going.
@@amp3225 You don't need to be **that guy** and ruin a joke
Creepyslacker boy ruined.
I’m not a retard and I couldn’t even do this! Very impressive from the pilot.
Is it a joke?
@@jstrndm945 maybe it is ....
@@jstrndm945 obviously
LMFAO THIS SEEMS SO GENUINE
I love this if it's a joke!
That feeling when you nail a landing in bad weather, only to have the plane itself insult you.
Oh man it fucking happens all the time. Planes have no respect.
Roasted by teachers *X X*
Roasted by plane ✔✔
You are a Legend.
@@arandomman9779 so you're the kid on some dude's reply section who doesn't understand a joke
@@arandomman9779 Yeah, you need to start understanding the joke.
@@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 shut
@@_nigelgaming shut
“Stop describing me and start helping me!”
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment
My dad when you hand him the wrong tools but he never talk to you about the tools to begin with 🤣
Oof this comment hits home
Nordern?
Imagine spending all those hours in pilot school and on simulators, you finally make a journey by yourself, you’re just about to touch down and the plane starts calling you names 😞
😞
😔
@@battlefielduno6164 ☹️
🥵
Well, actually, the plane is not calling you names. This is quite obvious and I am actually surprised that you don't know what it means.
I bet ryanair pilot hear this not only inside the plane but outside as well
They can't hear it over the sound of the main gear slamming into the ground and the passengers screaming
Boeing planes don’t say retard
For them it's 'terrain terrain pull up' 😅
this is on airbus planes not 737's lol
In aviation, “retard” is a command to reduce the throttle position. It is used throughout the industry but is especially noteworthy in Airbus aircraft. These highly-automated planes make aural callouts based on the aircraft’s radar altitude, including one telling the pilot to retard the thrust levers on their final approach to landing.
So is basically telling the pilot to aladeen the aladeen. Got it[
WOW THANKS CAPTAIN ADMIRAL GENERAL SHERLOCK
Thank you my prince 🛐
@@LVX- that was good
@ཏྦཱལ་ག་པོ། it means slow, bro SLOBRO
My IQ after after going out to get some fresh air on a submarine: 0:32
In that context it’s even more funny
@@Poison_narcotic2 Especially right now
This comment age better than the wine down there
I can't believe this is 7 months ago
when you tryna sleep at 2am and you start to think about that time you did something stupid 10 years ago.
your mind: 0:37
stay strong brother
Hah! You got it timed as its counting down the 30's and 20's that's gold.
Golden comment
Damn if this isn't me every single night
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Imagine a Twitter user in the cockpit and their reaction to the plane saying “retard”
Flights getting cancelled
@@ven4762 I'm dead
they cancelled the plane and turning the engines off
Cancel airbus for saying the r-word
@bruh Ahahaha
“Oh yea, well, YOU try landing next time.”
*plane lands itself*
Depression intensifies
don't even tell the pilots autoland exist.
they can technically do that
0:39 my dad when i dont hold the flashlight properly
Thought I read 'fleshlight' then.
@@bradnotbread cursed
Thanks god for the "a"
yep relatable
@@bradnotbread
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you hear 70 you know it’s a Butter Landung
When it goes 100, 50 you know it's a bounce lol
Bullshit,certain callouts are optionnal thats all every planes is different
@@Hk-uw8my sorry star
@@Hk-uw8my r/woooooosh Its a joke
When it goes 100, 0, you know you're flying with RyanAir : )
my IQ before opening tiktok: 0:29
my IQ after opening tiktok: 0:32-0:40
You’re average?
@@Justin-yt7piused to be.
@@Justin-yt7piis that a bad thing?
That was a legendary joke
@@tunerimpala5658legendary bro. TH-cam shorts reigns Supreme. We are the ultra superiors. Some call it pseudo intellectual I simply call it COMMON SENSE.
“I’ll call him” -Jeremy Clarkson before hitting the “Retard” button
Ok but hitting my boy with the double tard was really unnecessary and toxic..
Please tell me this is satire
@@kevinneville5876 sarcasm
@@kevinneville5876 Yes
lmfaooooooooooo
If i was a pilot , and my plane started to calling me a retard . I'll throw hands.
Now twitter's gonna cancel the airplanes
mostly by people who say the word 'problematic' the most compared to any other word
@@panoraxe soo true tho!
@@panoraxe While also projecting about the fact, that they are the "problematic" ones.
They're litteraly spend their whole life on making a problem out of everything.
I just knew the comments for this one were gonna be good.
it's so refreshing seeing the R word on youtube not connected to a cancel movement...
Well....technically speaking......that is exactly what it is for.......
yeah, never understood why the other retards complain about it
What the fuck is wrong with you, just say the word fuckface
@@thepestilentp0tat Wow. People really think swearing is cool. Pewdiepie was right. Humanity is devolving.
@@frenchfry7631 No. It's evolving, but in backwards.
I love how the Airbus flight computer takes a moment to stop sipping its coffee and tells the pilot what it thinks of him, just before touchdown. I hear that next year, Boeing will be releasing a software update for the 787 that laughs at you if you bounce the landing, or if you slam the landing, it will then say, "Ryanair just called, they've accepted your application for a pilot job.".
it will call you a stupid dumbass if you slam the landing
Legend has it that if you crash while landing it calls you the N word.
Time to test this legend
So after 9/11 that's how middle easterners were given the title of Sand NwordhardRs?
hello gays and welcome to fax or cap today we're gonna...
I can't believe they let them fly planes now...
@Randy L there's tons of tards out there living totally kick ass lives
Doing pretty well if you ask me. Until the plane pointed it out, I didn’t even know.
The altimeter voice was monitoring that pilot’s altitude and insulting his teammates in a sweaty Modern Warfare lobby at the same time
Plane has a funny way of making jokes at crucial moments.
Not gonna lie, I was expecting something else when the ol youtube algorithm brought me here.
Why would someone think you'd lie about that?
Can someone explain to me what this video is all about. I'm sorry for not getting the joke. Or is there something I'm missing. 😢
@@aliNET86 There is no joke. It's just two guys landing a jet and one guy says "retard-retard" which I guess means landing or something similar. In English when you call someone a retard it's an insult. I haven't read the comments but I'm assuming there are a lot of grade school replies.
@@cheekygnome there's a lot of replies that doesn't make sense. I search for it and found captain Joe channel explaining what its all about. Obviously has nothing to do with the replies. And it seems like the joke is more than 5 years old. Probably longer by this point.
I didn't catch the trend when the airplane video was popular years ago but yeah TH-cam algorithm bought me here after a couple of years. 😅
@@cheekygnome It's the plane that's speaking, it's reading out how far you are from the ground as the pilots usually can't see the ground at this stage. The term "retard" means reduce you're throttle position as the pilots were still giving the plane power just above the ground
Bro had a smooth landing and still got called retard by the airplane
Should've just used slew mode
Lmao
Press Y
HAMMOND!
I'll call him...
CLARKSON U IDIOT
@@Danish_Hafeez yes it sounds like Jeremy Clarkson and he often says „HAMMOND!“
Hamsta
hammond you sodding tic tac wheres my lambo chevy
The irony of the plane saying that word is that the plane is flying itself and knows how to land, it's just waiting patiently for you to catch up and actually land it.
It keeps the pilot humble!
This video has a lot of crossovers with my viewing habits. No telling how the algorithm got me here.
"WHAT did you call me?" - probably every person flying an airbus for the first time
I doubt.
can't wait until twitter tries to cancel this. lol
all of twitter is more retarded than the plane was
they gon cancel Airbus 💀
That was a good landing, not sure why the system was calling him names.
Don't listen to the plane, you are special just the way you are.
France, the 1970s. The people who founded Airbus: "We will make airplanes that call the pilots 'retards' every flight, and they will still f*cking love it."
0:38 class mates when i stutter more than once while reading a loud
The voice when you finally land: HAMOOOOOOOOOND!!!!!
nobody:
Airbus A350: channeling xbox live chat energy
When arriving late during english class, we had to apologize in english.
The day that happened to me, I told the teacher : "Sorry, I'm in retard".
Took me a while to understand why the teacher was smiling.
are you french? cuz i know in french u say 'je suis en retard' which means im late
Hello guy who commented 2 years ago I summon you back to this video.
I add my strength to the summoning; may he hear our call!
We all summon you, we hope the legacy of commenting every week makes you hear our cry for you to return.
True story.
In most aircraft with voice warnings systems, there are 2 voices. A female voice for the “nice to know” things that pilots may want to ignore. And a male voice for the “PAY ATTENTION!!” moments. 🤣🤣
It was the same system with my parents.
That's not true at all.
@@mysimpletoon it's not but it should be
@@jolly-rancher why?
Not true, stop spreading false information
"I know stop yelling at me!"
I feel attacked by a plane
The cat in your profile pic has a very phallic pattern on its face.
Very interesting pattern on your pfp
@@bartholomewdan LMAO yes
Must be very gifted
The life of a pilot must be rough... The plane calls you names as you land, and then all the passengers starts clapping like you're an idiot and everybody expected you to crash the damn thing.
Just for people confused: The callout saying "retard" (which in this case is using the "to slow" definition of the word)is a command for the pilots to pull back the throttle to idle and flare (which is when the plane tilts up a little before landing).
Nobody is confused captain obvious smh
@@bigcactus3996 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
@BogCactus...Only the 40 odd folks who gave him a like versus your 6, Professor Dickweed...
Thanks for the clarification (Retard).
@@phattjohnson 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
Ugh how rude, they prefer you to call it “intellectual disability” 😏
Me: Gets an A- on the report card
My Asian parents: 0:38
Always interesting during landings to see the pilot furiously moving the stick around while the plane just seems to carry on its merry way
not to mention the casual insults
It's like in murican movies when people always steer their wheel like crazy just to maintain current lane.
@@ФеофанЭтополедолжнобытьзаполне airbus is fly by wire, meaning the inputs are first processed by a computer which will not allow you to make sudden, big movements. On top of that planes in landing configuration become slow and more difficult to control. They have to move it that much, or nothing would really happen if he just lightly touches it
@@TheRealDJ-NEO wait, are you talking about low sens value or a huge dead zone? Because the latter sounds like a terrible design. At least provide some steering coefficient that could be set manually, lol. You say their objective was to mitigate possibility of sudden big movements, but in result this is exactly what pilot is forced to do.
Very nice landing, and the view of the pilot and runway together was perfect. I don't like getting on planes, but this shows me the level of skill that you professionals have. 😙👌
If you like learning about the procedures and professionalism of pilots and aviation, I highly recommend the channels Mentour Pilot and Captain Joe, both explain so much about flying in easily understandable ways. I'm a nervous flyer myself and being able to learn all about it helps a lot.
I personally feel safer in a plane than in any other vehicle. Especially boats and ships. Damn, how I hate those devil crafted floating machines...
But the plane still called him a retard :(
Retard
The A350 has such a beautiful cockpit...
They should install a similar voice alert feature for cars when it detects a turn without a blinker
Are we going to ignore how damn smooth that landing was? Like, that was straight butter!
0:29 my brain cells during a test
damn microsoft's new flight sim seem so realistic
This actually happens on flight sim!
@@noosekill in the A320 tutorial the instructor will tell to watch out the retard alert.
the altitude callouts is my iq when someone says "slayy" "bestie" or "queen"
Jeremy Clarkson if Hammond became a pilot
I feel like the pilot was going to laugh
At the "retard" callout? Although Im not a pilot, Im pretty sure thats very common, especially on Airbus aircraft. They would've heard it countless times by now
@@adrianwelton1870 The Plane saying "retard" mean slow down but they pilot wont slow down so the plane Roast them up by saying retard 2 times
/s
When the radioaltimeter says "Retard Retard" Its actually saying "Reduce Throttle Position, Reduce Throttle Position"
So its telling the pilots to put the plane in reverse to slow it down because its going over 200 Mph down the runway and might overshoot it
The screen automatically changed from weather radar to airport map when the spoilers are engaged. That's really cool.
I'm sorry, but if I heard that under stress on approach, I'm laughing so hard everyone on board is dying.
What a nice cockpit hope the plane doesn’t say anything rude to the Pilots😁😁😁
If my computer called me names like that, I'd unplug it and throw it out of the window
Im going to throw this plane out of the plane window in the plane
I see this plane also knows how my investments in meme stocks have been doing.
Seeing commentaries from less than a week in a one year old video means that TH-cam decided to recommend this to everyone
this is the Chef Ramsay method in teaching cooking except its piloting instead
0:39 Man that's rough when your own plane makes fun of you.
I still only hear GPW callouts in AFP95's voice
Everybody gangsta until a Boeing calls you that
30......20.....Intellectual Disability, Intellectual Disability.......
I'm so happy that they got to follow their dream of becoming airline pilots, despite their problems.
plot twist: the pilot was piers morgan and clarkson still had some unfinished beef
When you think you've done a good job, the plane has to bring down the mood.
(Yes I know what the term actually means)
Dang, everybody in here can't take a joke and ruin it all..
Now ive been called this word more then a few times in my life but getting called this from an Airbus A350 is a new one
Literally everyone in my class laughs when my teacher talks about landing.
I’m always like “No Plane we don’t say that word anymore!” Lol
Two things that never get old:
Anakin Memes and younglings.
just heard these planes went WOKE and instead of calling u that, they will give positive reinforcement
Meanwhile I get kicked off the plane for calling the pilot mentally disabled.
jeremy clarkson takes up a new line of work as he announced the height of landing planes for pilots
The plane was banned from Twitter and lost it's job
got doxx in the process
the plane got cancelled
SPOILERS:
Reverse, green.
Damn I fell into your trap. Well played
If you get that low unintentional, then the plane is pretty damn right about that.
Today my neighbor called me a retard several times and I am not even a pilot. Stupid neighbor.
For anybody wondering, it says "retard" because in the context of flying an Airbus, that means reduce the throttle, which is important for that type of aircraft. And "retard" is used in different situations than just insults so don't get all mad when it gets said here and there :p
retard in general means to delay
It's sad that I could imagine people on Twitter complaining that this is offensive I-
Me: Comes home from school
My father: 0:38
0:35 my driving teacher when i start going under the speed limit
It's amazing to see the pilots like this!
Not sure why I got this recommended but I got a good laugh.
This is real, normal cockpit audio.
It just means "lower the throttle."