imagine being a guard minding your buisness, sometimes you see some shady characters coming in and out of town but its usually just civilians, more often than not people you know, until one day you just see an army of amputees in the distance slowly approaching your town and once they arrive just start selling a bunch of animal teeth
The more I watch aa the more I'm convinced he just does these weird videos so he can show his creative writing skills without sounding like a fucking lunatic.
tbf , 150 years ago AA prolly would've resorted to opium and cocaine for creative influence - a modern day Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you could say. Thankfully gaming is much less expensive than drugs - albeit barely.
Torsolo, in all his magnificence, understood that even after becoming one with the everything, he still lacked something, friends. And so he broke up into various lesser beings of his former self, to restart his journey once again
I worked hard on this one - hope you enjoy! Inspired by previous runs and UberDanger's Ghandicus, which is probably my favorite video on TH-cam. If you haven't seen that one, you should go check it out after this!
"Even though I lost my legs, I walked towards the future." "Even though I lost my arms, I held my brothers." "But the only thing they couldn't take away, was my hope" *- anonymous Torso squad member*
Goddamit, those panning drone-like shots of all the torso's wriggling through the dessert backed by deep philosophical commentary had me nearly in tears.
Grinding out limbs for Torsolo was already impressive, but grinding out limbs for the whole Torsquad? A feat of epic proportions! Props to a true madlad for the huge amount of effort and editing that go into all his videos, but especially this one 👍
@@arandombard1197 I think you’re on to something here. We need to remove not only our limbs but also our heads. Then we eventually replace our heads with cannons. You’re a genius.
You are honestly the best narrator ever; like this is ridiculously good and you wrote it all, voiced it all, edited it all (I assume). The writing is hilarious, your voice perfectly matches the story's tone and the editing is *chef's kiss*. Amazing!
I just imagined it took 3 of them to start a fire using their mouths to build the fire, one holds the kindling on a stick, one holds the flint/striker on the kindling, and the last one strikes the kindling to light the fire. Truly a fine display of teamwork.
You fool, you've condemned yourself to creating a Jojo's bizarre adventure squad! By the end I hope to see an incredibly buff bunch of men, even Torscience will be buff.
Was expecting humour, but this was emotional through and through. Tears were shed, sweat was poured and blood was spilled. Well done frogman, well done
I come here not only for the impressive gameplay, but primarily for the magnificent story-telling, please keep up these series on any game you like @ambigousamphibian!
In my experience great speakers tend to choose 1 out of 2 paths. Either 1) They crave power and fame and so use their gift to manipulate the masses. Think politicians, cult leaders, well paid public speakers etc. or 2) They use their gift selfishly to humor themselves. Think hobby comedians, skilled class/office clowns etc. AA falls into the 2nd category. He probably laughed quite a bit making this. Seeing a gaggle of limbless men shuffle through the desert as some sort of semi-religious David Attenborough parody narrates their harsh journey is hilarious in a profound, almost surrealistic way. You're entirely right budder, he could run a cult. He could do it but he chooses not to since he has more fun this way.
Here is a tip of everyone trying to level up stealth and strength. You can shift left click while on the map and your character will chain his movements together. So if you shift left click 3 times in three different locations you can path your characters. This is really useful for early levels and might help yall out a lot lol. Its a bit too tedious trying to manually run back and forth inside a city so I hope this helps. The game never explains this lol.
To see your videos as a veteran I couldn't imagine the good they could do to to some of my friends who have lost some limbs. Whether it be a below the knee amputation or a full arm lost in an IED these videos, despite how trivial and funny they may seem to you. Really rock the boat with people recovering from and getting adjusted to their new "bionic" legs and arms. You are an inspiration to people you may not have had a second thought about during your gameplay. Thank you ambiguousamphibian. I will continue to spread your word to help those suffering from their own demons so that they may overcome them with your same humor, wit, and perseverance. God bless you.
Rejoice as the creator of TorSolo fills your lowly mind and barren soul with this most epic tale of TorSquad. As for your wisdom comes not from books nor from experience, but from heaven itself.
i have watched this video multiple times - as much as I love kenshi, it is unplayable when you work too much as it takes so much time this gameplay is not only beautiful but your speeches, especially as I had grown up as a strict christian is beautiful. Thank you for this. Love from Aotearoa (New Zealand) Brother.
When you talked about 12mph being constant 5 minute miles, it reminded me of an interesting math fact I discovered when I was running all the time. You can interchangeably divide 60 by a number, and the result will be the other. One number is speed in mph, the other will be your mile time. So if you run 5 miles per hour, divide 60 by 5 and you get 12, which is a 12 minute mile. If you run 12 miles per hour, divide 60 by 12, and you get a 5 minute mile. If you ran a 10 minute mile, divide 60 by 10, and you ran 6 miles per hour. If you ran a 6 minute mile, divide 60 by 6, and you ran 10 miles per hour. Oh, and when Eliud Kipchoge set the record for the marathon, his average speed was 13.16 mph.
This is a good documentary. I thought the Torso was on the endangered species list so I'm glad to see an entire squad of them crawling across the desert.
This proves life is all about perspective. For many, being relegated to prosthetic limbs would hinder progress, destroy the ego.. for these souls, even one what could roughly be called a limb opens up grand opportunities, a brave chance to be bold in a new world…
a testament to the fact that if your background music is good you can say literally anything and a tear will come to my eye. also you sound like calculon from futurama on occasion. also good video
Torsolo was the reason I bought and started playing kenshi and I have no regrets, my favorite single player game now, gives me that same feeling elder scrolls gave me when I was a kid
I didnt realise this was ambig and i heard the philosophical underlying going on and panicked thinking sombody was copying him. How relieved i was when i realized it really was him.
I hate myself and I can't get over what's been happening in my life recently, however your content still actually makes me smile. thank you for your support (even if you don't know about it) and I hope you keep up the good work
The original Tor-solo series inspired inside me a craving for playing the torturous unforgiving life that is Kenshi. Now this series, Tor-squad, inspires me to once again take up my mantle of desperate hope to fight against the despair and violence, to once more bring low the great and terrible giant that is the Holy Nation.
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imagine being a guard minding your buisness, sometimes you see some shady characters coming in and out of town but its usually just civilians, more often than not people you know, until one day you just see an army of amputees in the distance slowly approaching your town and once they arrive just start selling a bunch of animal teeth
An amputee selling animal teeth was dangerous. They can take that teeth without limbs, imagine what they can do with limbs
@Vean Studio making eye contact is pretty hard? You have to basically lie down to level with them
yep, that's Kenshi for ya
Also on the way in they swarmed over a skimmer corpse and devoured it raw like a swarm of piranhas.
I'm still trying to imagine how they carried the teeth to sell.
the fact that they all act like a single organism makes this so much better
Torso hive
@@ReaverTheSurvivalist Torsive
They will follow the ways of torsolo the legend
When one lives the life of the humble worm, one no longer holds to such constructs as " individuality"
Acting as one Torso... a Torsolo if you would say so ...
The more I watch aa the more I'm convinced he just does these weird videos so he can show his creative writing skills without sounding like a fucking lunatic.
I do miss college
tbf , 150 years ago AA prolly would've resorted to opium and cocaine for creative influence - a modern day Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you could say. Thankfully gaming is much less expensive than drugs - albeit barely.
@@ambiguousamphibian your the goat btw homie. I love your videos and your videos always keep a smile on my face. Thankgod for people like you bro
and this is only the first episode
intresting observation
Torsolo, in all his magnificence, understood that even after becoming one with the everything, he still lacked something, friends. And so he broke up into various lesser beings of his former self, to restart his journey once again
Ah yes like the great tailed beasts or something
@@ambiguousamphibian Yeah as the ten tails split up into 9 different versions of itself.
When you want buds so you MULTIply
I worked hard on this one - hope you enjoy! Inspired by previous runs and UberDanger's Ghandicus, which is probably my favorite video on TH-cam. If you haven't seen that one, you should go check it out after this!
Please call this series the rise of the worm men
Thank you lord
Is great. Thank you
It's already amazing
They do move in herds
He is Torsolo no more, but instead Tormany, for Torfriendship is magic
Tormagic
Torlegion, for they are many
FLESHLIGHTS ASSEMBLE
@@geralt4432torussy
Torfellowship of the torring
"All warfare is based on torsos" -Sun Tortzu
From the famous book the torsart of torswar
All warfare is based -Sun Tzu
Sun torszu
Through a rock? No, no, no. Just like Moses parted the sea, TorSquadLeader parted the mountain.
Oh that's good stuff!
No it's when Moses smote the rock and water spilled out
@@isaacparker7223 which made an ocean!
@@mangekarp3241 That he then proceeded to part
@@DizzyTrendermen homer level epics
Torsolo: "You couldn't live with your mistakes and where did that bring you? Back to me."
Wow
No longer Torsolo. No, Tor-legion. For we are Tor-many.
no..we are the TorArmy of our new TorNation
Power to the TorNation
The Tor-Family grows
@@exudeku what in TorNation ?
There shall be no Tor-le-rance for the fully limbed!!!!
"Even though I lost my legs, I walked towards the future."
"Even though I lost my arms, I held my brothers."
"But the only thing they couldn't take away, was my hope"
*- anonymous Torso squad member*
Inspired af
This goes so indescribably hard wtf
they couldnt take away was my torso*
Goddamit, those panning drone-like shots of all the torso's wriggling through the dessert backed by deep philosophical commentary had me nearly in tears.
Had me pissing myself fr
I like to imagine that dismembered survivors of an encounter with torsolo banded together...
Kinda poetic in a way
I was expecting something in relation to "Torxplosion" hahahahahha
It means these people were bound to greatness from the very beginning in order to be blessed with Torsolo's touch.
"To live is to suffer. To survive is to find meaning in the suffering."
Friedrich Nietzsche
I feel like the “live” and “survive” should be switched there. Still, a fitting quote for this video.
@@normalpeoplelikeme He meant that to be able to survive, you must find meaning in the suffering in life.
I love how he sounds like he trying not to laugh the whole time
Either that or he's breathless with awe at the legendary tale he has woven.
I honestly can't tell.
just hearing "torsheavyweapons" kills me literally every time
Torsquad: Every man a king, but none wears a crown.
Thank you Huey Long Dong for the words you have given us.
@@schlefft6381 beat me to it
We crawl north as traitors, but we will walk home as KINGS!
and then torsolo arrives after they all have limbs and becomes their king like how beep did with the hive colony
anarcho-monarchy moment
"Someone has a leg now. Who would like a leg?" This broke me.
I was drinking a milkshake when he declared that choked alittle
Eat your legs, there are children in Africa who don't have any
Grinding out limbs for Torsolo was already impressive, but grinding out limbs for the whole Torsquad? A feat of epic proportions!
Props to a true madlad for the huge amount of effort and editing that go into all his videos, but especially this one 👍
I’m sitting here wondering who in their right mind would enslave armless and legless people.
But then again their initial escape seemed way to easy.
They, who wield Torsolo's legacy, shall conquer the earth and all beings shall bow to them, for limbs are temporary, torso is forever.
It’s literally like an episode of a show this man makes art and it is so pure and perfect
This is absolutely hilarious and so worth watching, such an underrated series in a underrated game.
Torsolo has been split into many pieces, now he must form a nation of those who are as unfortunate as he once was
My headcanon is that the torsquad are disciples of torsolo, following his example to ascend as he did
Followers of the unlimbed god
@@gewuerzwanze5627 you could also says followers of the broken god because he missed his limbs you could say he was broken
A head cannon would be a cannon attached to your head. The word is CANON.
@@arandombard1197 head cannon is funnier doe
@@arandombard1197 I think you’re on to something here. We need to remove not only our limbs but also our heads. Then we eventually replace our heads with cannons. You’re a genius.
You are honestly the best narrator ever; like this is ridiculously good and you wrote it all, voiced it all, edited it all (I assume). The writing is hilarious, your voice perfectly matches the story's tone and the editing is *chef's kiss*. Amazing!
Haha, thanks :) That means everything, Oscar - happy you enjoy
@@ambiguousamphibian Thank you a ton for the reply!!! I'm glad you saw it because you really do make amazing content!
He can somehow also constantly talk about stuff that's relevant and entertaining to listen to, it's incredible.
@@RamenPoweredShitFactory yeah he is amazing, brilliant content as always, I can never wait for the next episode. AMPHIBIAN SUPPORT CHAIN!!
@@oscarwells3070 amphibigang?
This is almost like a national geographic documentary
Thanks!
You probably won’t see this but you have a strangely calming voice, like I feel at peace even with you talking about beating up sand bandits.
Some videos can even lull you to sleep just from the calm.
You’ve seen Torsolo. Now get ready for Torsquad
I wonder will they follow the falling sun path or another path
Best netflix series i ever watched
They are the children of torsolo
"Best way to win a knife fight? Friends with guns." - Sun Tsu
That is the most inspirational thing in the first minute and 30 seconds that you can say to describe a bunch of quadriplegics! 👍
I just imagined it took 3 of them to start a fire using their mouths to build the fire, one holds the kindling on a stick, one holds the flint/striker on the kindling, and the last one strikes the kindling to light the fire. Truly a fine display of teamwork.
OMG ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM
No I must be excited
@@lavamoon_6361 I understand
Yap it is
HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY CALM
I... *clears throat* LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭
Guess who’s back, back again, tell a friend, torsolo’s back, back again
This is not torsolo. They are a group that follow the torsolo way that sent severed legs to orbit
hey isn't that a song??
@@Sagitta62 Yes it is lol, eminem
That's Torsquad to you.
And Chest and head again but no limbs again.
You fool, you've condemned yourself to creating a Jojo's bizarre adventure squad!
By the end I hope to see an incredibly buff bunch of men, even Torscience will be buff.
you were correct
I was wondering why ever single item they owned said "Speedwagon" on it
Queue that bumping Egyptian boss music...
Their bloody stumps just adds to the immersion, making it look like they are tearing u their skin crawling
Torsolo is back but this time more torsos. Also welcome back.
These are all the victims of Torsolo, forced to live as he once did.
Torsomany
Torsolo is only back
"...our sandals"
Yes, plenty of feet around to make use of shoewear.
This deserves it’s own Netflix series
These are the men who fought Torsolo and lived. Inspired by his greatness, they now crawl the path of the torso.
"The guards turn in fear for we are the modern-day version of oedipus."
Bro, where are you taking this playthrough?
Funniest thing I've read all day.
Torsquad will need prosthetic eyes by the end of it.
@@SecuR0M so will I
@@SecuR0M or better, they won't
@@PhilipeS79vi Echolocation gang.
Was expecting humour, but this was emotional through and through. Tears were shed, sweat was poured and blood was spilled. Well done frogman, well done
That is so deeply upsetting, disturbing but somehow so beautiful and inspiring, it brings tear to my eye. Material legends made of.
I come here not only for the impressive gameplay, but primarily for the magnificent story-telling, please keep up these series on any game you like @ambigousamphibian!
_"In the Land of Cripples, the One-Legged man is king!"_ - Some old Swedish comedy skit
I literally just finished the torsolo series and was sad, I am no longer sad. Thank you.
This was both a masterpiece and a form of torture and i have no way to explain
They shall over come any and all limb-itations!
its like watching a bunch of baby turtles gunning it for the beach before they get picked off by birds
also id like to posit torsticular torsion as a potential name
The Torsquad sounds like a heavy metal band
I'm not going to lie, torsquad is basically just a roving band of maggots feeding on the dead...
I love it!
The dramatic camera angles make this SO epic.
I’m not gonna lie, if a squad of quad-amputees circled around me like a biker gang, I’d be terrified
We have achieved Torsomentality
The fact i can just hear ambiguous holding back his laughter just sells everything 😂😂
man this whole series is my go to sleep aid, cant believe its been 2 whole years since i first watched the series
Well this is the best thing that has happened this year
I like how AA could probably unironically run a cult or something if he wanted
In my experience great speakers tend to choose 1 out of 2 paths. Either 1) They crave power and fame and so use their gift to manipulate the masses. Think politicians, cult leaders, well paid public speakers etc. or 2) They use their gift selfishly to humor themselves. Think hobby comedians, skilled class/office clowns etc.
AA falls into the 2nd category. He probably laughed quite a bit making this. Seeing a gaggle of limbless men shuffle through the desert as some sort of semi-religious David Attenborough parody narrates their harsh journey is hilarious in a profound, almost surrealistic way. You're entirely right budder, he could run a cult. He could do it but he chooses not to since he has more fun this way.
i thought we were already in a cult
@@b42thomas same
Someone get this guy the kool-aid, geez like it's your first time in a death cult... 😂
@@xSP3CTREx I doubt we’re a death cult, we’re more like a cult that relishes the suffering of others.
Here is a tip of everyone trying to level up stealth and strength. You can shift left click while on the map and your character will chain his movements together. So if you shift left click 3 times in three different locations you can path your characters. This is really useful for early levels and might help yall out a lot lol. Its a bit too tedious trying to manually run back and forth inside a city so I hope this helps. The game never explains this lol.
Thanks! I didn't know that it worked like that on the map at all
"once we find legs we will be unstoppable." this is a wonderful sentence only Kenshi could have brought us...
This documentary was life changing
Yes. Our lord and savior has sent his disciples to clean the land of impurities.
(Thanks for 1k)
The human limbs are weak...
Return to torso
@@bluesap7318 Reject human, return to Torso.
Hail Torsolo
Hivers?
*limbpurities
I love hearing amphibian smile and smirk as he says every line
To see your videos as a veteran I couldn't imagine the good they could do to to some of my friends who have lost some limbs. Whether it be a below the knee amputation or a full arm lost in an IED these videos, despite how trivial and funny they may seem to you. Really rock the boat with people recovering from and getting adjusted to their new "bionic" legs and arms. You are an inspiration to people you may not have had a second thought about during your gameplay. Thank you ambiguousamphibian. I will continue to spread your word to help those suffering from their own demons so that they may overcome them with your same humor, wit, and perseverance. God bless you.
Rejoice as the creator of TorSolo fills your lowly mind and barren soul with this most epic tale of TorSquad. As for your wisdom comes not from books nor from experience, but from heaven itself.
“Others failures are our opportunities” in every one of these adventures have this quote. The theme of this channel.
i have watched this video multiple times - as much as I love kenshi, it is unplayable when you work too much as it takes so much time this gameplay is not only beautiful but your speeches, especially as I had grown up as a strict christian is beautiful. Thank you for this. Love from Aotearoa (New Zealand) Brother.
When you talked about 12mph being constant 5 minute miles, it reminded me of an interesting math fact I discovered when I was running all the time. You can interchangeably divide 60 by a number, and the result will be the other. One number is speed in mph, the other will be your mile time.
So if you run 5 miles per hour, divide 60 by 5 and you get 12, which is a 12 minute mile. If you run 12 miles per hour, divide 60 by 12, and you get a 5 minute mile. If you ran a 10 minute mile, divide 60 by 10, and you ran 6 miles per hour. If you ran a 6 minute mile, divide 60 by 6, and you ran 10 miles per hour.
Oh, and when Eliud Kipchoge set the record for the marathon, his average speed was 13.16 mph.
seeing them all crawling together is like seeing baby turtles crawling towards the ocean
i can badly wait to see their adventures
This is a good documentary. I thought the Torso was on the endangered species list so I'm glad to see an entire squad of them crawling across the desert.
Thank you! Haha
Tores heavy: I am heavy weapons guy and THIS is my leg
Torsheavyweapons cracked me the fuck up can't wait to see more of this series
Cried when Torsquad Leader gave up new legs for the benefit of his men. A true leader
"I can assure you there was no save scumming in this arduous journey"
Of course not, you're completely unstoppable, you would neeeeever need that xD
This proves life is all about perspective. For many, being relegated to prosthetic limbs would hinder progress, destroy the ego.. for these souls, even one what could roughly be called a limb opens up grand opportunities, a brave chance to be bold in a new world…
The slap dash mix of literary references, prose and poetry in your narrations makes my brain hurt. Keep it up.
imagine just being a trader going to the next city and hearing a narrator in the wind and as you get close to the voice, you see a squad of 13 torsos
"Fly like a Torso Sting like a Disabled."
~ Mohammad Ali
"Torviolence" ~ Gandhi
@@lalawmpuiahmar193 ahahh hahhahh ha
When I saw the swarm of torsos slithering into the bar, I spat everywhere. Would watch again.
I still come back to this series, it's the best playthrough series on yt.
The children of Torsolo will rise. Literally.
the early game TorSquad looks like Gingerbread cookies that just gain sentience
Oof 🤣
I wish i had seen these when they were originally posted. Torsolos 5 hour saga reignited my love for kenshi, and earned my undying sub.
a testament to the fact that if your background music is good you can say literally anything and a tear will come to my eye.
also you sound like calculon from futurama on occasion.
also good video
Originally we had a torsolo torso, and now we have moreso torso’s.
Torsquadleader truly a greater saint there has not been.
Thanks AA for all the editing and mind-blowingly tedious gameplay you had to suffer through to bring it to us in this wonderful form.
What a journey!
Torsolo was the reason I bought and started playing kenshi and I have no regrets, my favorite single player game now, gives me that same feeling elder scrolls gave me when I was a kid
I love how they're all tor-S and then there's just torsheavyweapons and torsion
I was about to go to sleep, too. Fuck it. I'm gonna grab a snack for this.
Amen
You can just watch in the morning x
What did you grab?
@@fawn4348 Box of spicy Cheez-Its and a ginger ale.
@@MuchKoku Noice
My friend you are a master of "low energy humour" it's incredible
10/10 I would go to the cinema to watch this heartwarming story
I didnt realise this was ambig and i heard the philosophical underlying going on and panicked thinking sombody was copying him. How relieved i was when i realized it really was him.
First ten seconds be like
“Me and the boys out picking up girls”
I hate myself and I can't get over what's been happening in my life recently, however your content still actually makes me smile. thank you for your support (even if you don't know about it) and I hope you keep up the good work
Hope you feel better soon :)
@@ambiguousamphibian thank you, it means more then you might think
The original Tor-solo series inspired inside me a craving for playing the torturous unforgiving life that is Kenshi. Now this series, Tor-squad, inspires me to once again take up my mantle of desperate hope to fight against the despair and violence, to once more bring low the great and terrible giant that is the Holy Nation.
I dont even have words for my excitement for another series of this humor infused stoicism
I like to think that they were all born without limbs and they just made a torso senate
you mean... a torsenate?
Senate eh? I love democracy...
The sheer poetry of the narration... *chef's kiss* muah!
the narrator you personify and just the random things that the torsquad does is hilarious