Woman Has A Seizure At My Show | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @Fangirl-kk3zt
    @Fangirl-kk3zt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4010

    I really appreciate that he stopped and told her she didn't need to feel embarrassed. I think that was very sweet.

    • @dakotabrooke8985
      @dakotabrooke8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She kinda did tho…. 👀 a paramedic YIKES

    • @icy7472
      @icy7472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@dakotabrooke8985 The girl that had a seizure didn’t need to feel embarrassed is what Andrew shulz said. The paramedic that didn’t help and got offended should’ve been embarrassed

    • @dakotabrooke8985
      @dakotabrooke8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@icy7472 I agree!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@icy7472 I don’t just carry some carbamazepine on hand at The Improv. There’s not a lot you can do besides wait it out and make sure she didn’t injure herself

    • @natalie1730
      @natalie1730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ExternusArmy i agree with you. however, her comment was very obnoxious lol

  • @michaelgeorge2719
    @michaelgeorge2719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20008

    his control over the audience and ability to think on his feet is so impressive. well done sir

    • @mvrckisk97_39
      @mvrckisk97_39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Comment

    • @ZeeGron7
      @ZeeGron7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Pure gold, definitely

    • @thetruth9405
      @thetruth9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Every good comedian can do that. That's why hes a comedian.

    • @ethanaelricky3950
      @ethanaelricky3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Word.

    • @TheIcemanthomas
      @TheIcemanthomas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      going back and forth with ctg has helped him in his improv a bit too

  • @d.spencer116
    @d.spencer116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7565

    Comedians are the best kind of jerks.

    • @SavonSays
      @SavonSays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      DΣΛƬΉ aw, which comedian got you in your feelings?

    • @miwats1
      @miwats1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blizzy lmao

    • @SavonSays
      @SavonSays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ༒ΣVΣПƬ ΉӨЯIZӨП༒ Of course you’d reply with that.

    • @MycketTuff
      @MycketTuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This type of comedian are called jesters.

    • @radiophobia1974
      @radiophobia1974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @༒ΣVΣПƬ ΉӨЯIZӨП༒ oh so you're 9

  • @rishivaja9288
    @rishivaja9288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8721

    She had a seizure..
    As a comedian, he did his job. He made jokes.
    As a paramedic, she didn't!

  • @jasminecarter9594
    @jasminecarter9594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12158

    I love how when the lady yelled “ that’s not funny”. The crowd just went “ohhhhhhh”
    Like it’s about to go DOWN.

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      There's always some asshole who thinks the comedian isn't funny, even though everyone else in the room is laughing.

    • @nwikendulue4824
      @nwikendulue4824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      She about to get it

    • @darrylferguson3622
      @darrylferguson3622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      They knew she was about to get the "front row" treatment

    • @ClanSbC
      @ClanSbC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Norman G how is she an asshole for what she said

    • @darkozosel9114
      @darkozosel9114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol i was the 1000th like. First time I've seen that change to a 'k'

  • @akshar7819
    @akshar7819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5295

    Andrew : "roasts the lady with seizure"
    White woman : "that's not funny"
    Andrew : *Imma end this woman's whole paramedic career*

    • @MyNameIsBVD
      @MyNameIsBVD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Akshar she did that by herself though

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh damn that's funny

    • @TheReaIestOne
      @TheReaIestOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timothyfloogle no

    • @afiqzi
      @afiqzi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@winzyl9546 gay

  • @triiio3
    @triiio3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8890

    “So why tf weren’t you helping!” I started crying real tears

    • @classmst89
      @classmst89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That killed me 😂🤣

    • @xXpiere17Xx
      @xXpiere17Xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That was the best off the cuff reply

    • @StylinRed
      @StylinRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Yo that was fucked up of that lady tho

    • @roixin4601
      @roixin4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Came here for this. 7:47

    • @samsmith6265
      @samsmith6265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dbongoloid9541
    @dbongoloid9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    4:33
    Andrew: "carla what happened?"
    Carla: "she had a seizure"
    Andrew: "she had a seizure?"
    Carla: "yeah"
    Snowflake karen: "tHaTs NoT fUnNy"
    7:44
    Karen: "because im a paramedic"
    Andrew: "why the fuck werent you helping her then?"
    Camera man: *laughs louder than entire audience*

    • @tuffnutlevern9363
      @tuffnutlevern9363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @ledarbyromeo9667
      @ledarbyromeo9667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im certain that deep bah ha ha ha is the husband!

    • @PsychadelicWolf
      @PsychadelicWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "It's my night off, why would I help her on my night off that's crazy. You're crazy, expecting me to work on my night off that's insane and you need to be quiet. That's not funny sir. Not funny."

    • @TheOutlawMan
      @TheOutlawMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because she's a fuckin liar, or a shit paramedic 😂 I'm an EMT, omw home from work rn and that shit was hilarious

    • @richby30
      @richby30 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PsychadelicWolf 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saltzy4568
    @saltzy4568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7679

    "I'm a paramedic" that's the worse thing she could have said

    • @ExplorationRandomDestination
      @ExplorationRandomDestination 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Jarrell Thoms nothing wrong with that tbh its a hard job low pay low reward little place thanks. Its also nice to want to help people in theory and a whole new ball game actually seeing the bullet hole.

    • @supremeballen6407
      @supremeballen6407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Literally

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      fr did you hear the wind up to his ffffUCK as wel lol

    • @briantravelman
      @briantravelman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And he responded brilliantly

    • @Lbdataz1469
      @Lbdataz1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      @@thesonsoftx6897 Yeah she's the type that only saves people when she's on the clock. Complete insult to the field.

  • @cohenfromdiscord2551
    @cohenfromdiscord2551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6608

    Not gonna lie... when he said “now she smiling” that killed me . You know the roasting is TOO GOOD. When the person you roasting can’t help but laugh

    • @gitbint
      @gitbint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ngl, this comment is undervalued.

    • @mycitysucks8096
      @mycitysucks8096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@gitbint you're back 2 years later too? 😂

    • @OutXast
      @OutXast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mycitysucks8096 Better late than never ig 🤷

    • @mycitysucks8096
      @mycitysucks8096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OutXast true indeed

    • @subman23
      @subman23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mycitysucks8096 I'm guessing the one where he references this incident came up in TH-cam Shorts... That's why I'm here, anyway😁😁

  • @rpfcreates4476
    @rpfcreates4476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12613

    Seizure at the comedy show sounds like a panic! at the disco cover band lol

    • @Babysleephacks
      @Babysleephacks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lmap

    • @Sperrow2005
      @Sperrow2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      This comment needs to win

    • @907G00B
      @907G00B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      (Seizure! At the improv)

    • @beberivera7011
      @beberivera7011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀

    • @colbertakunga4722
      @colbertakunga4722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hilaaaaaaaaarious!!!

  • @andreas49er
    @andreas49er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    This is the perfect clip to describe Andrew:
    -He will roast anybody
    -He is genius any time
    -He will enter in your psyche , play with it, laugh with it , only to leave it more humble .
    This guy is the real deal.

  • @AIRTIME96
    @AIRTIME96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17807

    Only Andrew Shultz could get a whole room of people to laugh at a woman who just had a seizure 😂🤣 Legend

    • @AuroraIsBeautiful
      @AuroraIsBeautiful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Maybe Bill Burr or Patrice O'Neal but yea andrew gonna be a legend

    • @foxymoxi2231
      @foxymoxi2231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Now, what’s a seizure?

    • @douglasjackson9017
      @douglasjackson9017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Facts

    • @Prachtoshsonu
      @Prachtoshsonu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Insensitive andrew with his lame dumb fangirls

    • @Platerpus7
      @Platerpus7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A I R T I M E a whole room full except 1

  • @Click-ClickBOOM
    @Click-ClickBOOM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15688

    “White women are something special man, a lady almost died and you made it about you” 😂😂😂😂💀

    • @ItsBFrizzy
      @ItsBFrizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      that was fkn godly

    • @terttunewaka8097
      @terttunewaka8097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      A 'lady' almost died... hhhm how accurate is quote. Lol just trolling don't mind me

    • @muddyhotdog4103
      @muddyhotdog4103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @GlockWiseSB According to people at the show she actually tried to go help the lady who had a seizure, but the boyfriend telling her to stop also stopped her from helping.. Kinda feel bad after hearing that.

    • @parsajavanshiri1079
      @parsajavanshiri1079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *DESTRUCTION 100*

    • @ultimateleader8435
      @ultimateleader8435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Smokie Davis Lol white women today are the most privileged group that ever lived and somehow they’re always crying about something. They’re the worst/toxic SJW and feminist offenders.

  • @scottieadams4472
    @scottieadams4472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4057

    I couldn’t breathe when you said “white women are something else. A women almost died and you still gotta make it about yourself” lmaoooo

    • @hanneswurstbrot6902
      @hanneswurstbrot6902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      feminism in a nutshell. this ladys hijack everything

    • @TeeDee215
      @TeeDee215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That part!

    • @sjappiyah4071
      @sjappiyah4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died laughing loool

    • @denzelmolina5945
      @denzelmolina5945 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why* women """"

    • @jags333
      @jags333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@denzelmolina5945 he said "white women"

  • @molotochi
    @molotochi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I love when comedians display their terrific observational skill.
    Andrew did that twice:
    1. When he told the guy to get rid of her.
    2. When he told her that she was projecting her anger for not helping at him.
    Genius.

    • @vancedadder
      @vancedadder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm curious, is that observation or just empathy?

    • @williamxchau
      @williamxchau 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s damn well demonstrated that he’s a lot more than just a joker that’s what it is 👍🏻

  • @mauri3938
    @mauri3938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    You can see Andrew's mind running at 1000 mph thinking about shit to say and it all hit... wow!!!

  • @JorgeOrtizIII
    @JorgeOrtizIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    "A bitch almost died, and you made it about YOU". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I loled so hard when he said that...

    • @JorgeOrtizIII
      @JorgeOrtizIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@lastmanstanding5423 Funny Story, I was at one of his stand ups maybe a year or so ago. It was cramped and I was sitting in the front row. Couldn't be with my friends at another table because I was late. Legit, this dude is just fucking with the crowd, picking out random targets for roast...and he picks me.."You're like a Dominican Paul Blart". I was Pablo Blart for the remainder of that evening. It was awesome, 😂😂😂.

    • @GabeOutOfOffice
      @GabeOutOfOffice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a woman... A bitch* 😂😂😂

    • @Idk-fo6zl
      @Idk-fo6zl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GabeOutOfOffice yeah😂😂 he'd do rude I love it

    • @marcthemeatman
      @marcthemeatman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And you're trying to make it about YOU !😅

  • @FireHeartXz
    @FireHeartXz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3449

    Husband: "Shhhhhhhhh"
    Wife: Proceeds to set herself up to get roasted

    • @vampire64
      @vampire64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      I bet after the show she was so mad and took it out on her husband even though he didn't roast her.

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@vampire64 yeah you know she was heated when they got home.
      just 20 minutes of
      "Why didnt you say anything"
      "Babe, its a comedy show!" back n forth

    • @johnbowardli4644
      @johnbowardli4644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@vampire64 nah she agreed when he said, she was really mad at herself. it wasnt a sarcastic nod

    • @ickyvicky680
      @ickyvicky680 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DeadE5iah
      @DeadE5iah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was warning her that she would feel the wrath of Andrew

  • @weresmurf5731
    @weresmurf5731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    Andrew: As an epileptic, no shit, you did the best thing you could have done here mate. You alleviated peoples worry and tension, as well as hers. I know some people think otherwise, I don't care. I've been an epileptic all my life, and I'm really, really impressed how you and the others handled it. I've seen far too many people get overly serious and worried, when they should be trying to get people to relax. Great job and great thing to see. You kept the crowds tension low, and you kept things really calm. Fantastic job :)

    • @eharper7
      @eharper7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THIS ONE!! Say it louder for the people in the back! 🙌 Bro, I'm already anxious enough after having a seizure and having just woken up, you need to chill out! I can't be calm if you aren't. 😂

    • @weresmurf5731
      @weresmurf5731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@eharper7 bingo!
      Mate, true story. I was 15 years old, I had a major series of 'rolling grand mal seizures', where I'd have one that led into another and another and another. Apparently I had around 10 in total spanning nearly an hour or so (this was during a time when I was unmedicated). My sister (14 at the time) says to me 'You put your arms straight out ahead like superman and looked like you were flying! I thought you were gonna take off!' and laughed her head off, I was in hospital, she'd stopped by and grabbed me a 'superman' shirt from a nearby two dollar shop. On it she wrote 'super'eppo'. We both laughed at it. My mum told me she spent most of the afternoon joking with people around me, trying to make them feel better, and for the most part it worked. She told me though that she found her later, crying her eyes out over me, worried that I wouldn't be ok but more concerned everyone else would be ok for when I came to. I'll never ever forget that.

    • @DaveS71
      @DaveS71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weresmurf5731 So can we make fun of you flopping around?
      (Kidding, of course. It's scary as heck.)

    • @weresmurf5731
      @weresmurf5731 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaveS71 mate I always appreciate people making fun of my epilepsy, it's a way of coping and having a mutual laugh. I mean I always get told I shouldn't be using a computer when talking about etpwiuohtnwepitoughnafgioufnfpa[w9eojhn9p[0o83j398-0jh39-[2pw8oj3w9op48eighnpe4iguohn4EW9OPHP49O08h49o48h4p9o08h4p9o4[8HJAEWSPO9[gHJE9OWPA8[h gg9we48o h904og[-tp8hg4 0-[3w8gh40-[8phg 08p4gh 8904hg9-[o8g4h 4g4 g4...
      Fuck. Not again!

    • @johnny40bagz69
      @johnny40bagz69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you I appreciate this comment as a fellow epileptic

  • @battleaxe5518
    @battleaxe5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8606

    Dude probably spent a year writing and rewriting and perfecting his set for that night, but instantly threw that out the window and absolutely killed it with pure improv. This dude is awesome.

    • @levmccor54
      @levmccor54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

      it says improv in big letters behind him

    • @jeremiahbarron2158
      @jeremiahbarron2158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      LDMc I’m dead

    • @juliorodriguez9789
      @juliorodriguez9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@levmccor54 dam exposed him lmao

    • @yoursilly2106
      @yoursilly2106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      A year of writing is farfetched... months is more like it. But this is an improv show so this set could take weeks to prepare

    • @sc_arriola382
      @sc_arriola382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@levmccor54 lmao

  • @TheGoddessLili
    @TheGoddessLili 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5028

    "White women. A bihh almost died and you still made it about you." - The Legendary Andrew Shultz

    • @m.leslie6281
      @m.leslie6281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I almost died when he said that.

    • @ste2158
      @ste2158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      the joke is that he was the one making it about him, but he puts it on the other lady. great use irony and self-awareness on his feet

    • @Alexjamesfreirik1556
      @Alexjamesfreirik1556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bitch*

    • @221b8
      @221b8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@ste2158 Nope bro. You got it completely wrong. She was making it about herself with the fake sympathy tear swipe action, but before she could make it all about her and hop on the moral high horse, Andrew called out on her.

    • @anonymousperson4674
      @anonymousperson4674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That woman laughed once he exposed her. That means she really tried to get the attention by being sympathetic.

  • @Robin-vq2gu
    @Robin-vq2gu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3185

    you know this lady thought that her paramedic line would shut him up

    • @Add183
      @Add183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Deathboy XX he’s not wrong

    • @TuyetNguyen-hq7jh
      @TuyetNguyen-hq7jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes

    • @leetraviusmckay314
      @leetraviusmckay314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TuyetNguyen-hq7jh nope

    • @christianmingle3394
      @christianmingle3394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She should’ve known better considering he was clowning the paramedics that were helping the girl lmao

    • @MarkHanley-w9d
      @MarkHanley-w9d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    The guy she's with keeps telling her to stop responding but she still does and makes this the best Andrew Schulz roast I've watched....The dude just gave up and started laughing along.

    • @nii_amart
      @nii_amart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @MythMethuselah agreed

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      MythMethuselah lol who holds ur legs during a fight

    • @babymoon555
      @babymoon555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I hope the guy took Andrew's advice and dumped her. She is definitely a narcissist.

    • @karl1091
      @karl1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His face is "Not again, she does this everytime"

    • @photon6490
      @photon6490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @MythMethuselah it's a comedy show and not the movie creed 🤓

  • @kp5602
    @kp5602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11952

    "We need medical attention!"
    "So anyways ive been eating healthier"
    "We need medical attention! We need immediate medical attention!!"

    • @baiomarlaye3165
      @baiomarlaye3165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I can't take away the 69 likes

    • @patrickragland1032
      @patrickragland1032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Right?! 😂😂😂😭😭

    • @myahjones2485
      @myahjones2485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      This comment made me laugh way to loud

    • @Hectoralejandroguerrero
      @Hectoralejandroguerrero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Dude that guy killed me. He just walked off 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanhmm132
      @ryanhmm132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      the way he looked out the in crowd i missed that the first time lmao the hand over your eyes look

  • @javyg4336
    @javyg4336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    All those jokes was on the spot
    Nothing was written, that’s how he’s brain works at 100 mph🤣

    • @AmishMicrowave
      @AmishMicrowave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Were* and His* your brain seems to work at 5 mph.

    • @AmishMicrowave
      @AmishMicrowave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@javyg4336 The way you spell I doubt you could read the street names to my house Jr.

    • @javyg4336
      @javyg4336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      01100110 00100000 01110101 its reading not spelling,idiot by the way your mom is picking me up.
      Clean your room before I get there.🤣

    • @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813
      @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not to be that guy but the average brain sends signals around 287mph so that's terrably slow.
      Source: (had to take Anatomy in 12th)

    • @SoulSlayingKing
      @SoulSlayingKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dead Ringer -Cult of Deathrattles none of this comment section matters cocaine is the real reference

  • @stealth1474
    @stealth1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I love how he diffused the situation with laughter. And the lady brought it back to the negative energy.

    • @andynonymous6769
      @andynonymous6769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah wtf
      Going to a comedy show and then after the comedian makes light of a scary situation you start saying “that’s not funny!” And then arguing with him. Like, what did you think was going to happen?

  • @evanislost
    @evanislost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4117

    People who say things like "that's not funny!" don't really understand humor. Making jokes about serious things is how we deal with the serious/hard parts of life.

    • @chicaloca5307
      @chicaloca5307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      True. We laugh at Corona. That bitch be fucking the whole world up atm.

    • @ASymbolicSymbol
      @ASymbolicSymbol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Sadly I think there are just such people that are as they would say, the sensitive type, and I personally think it's ok if you're a more emotionally driven person. However, think we can all agree that people like this should probably reconsider going to live audience comedy show. Because many comedians will roast a person about anything! Like I"m a gay guy married to a black dude, that shit would write itself.
      I think at some level you have to be ok with a little humiliation to go to a live comedy show. If not then honestly I think such a person shouldn't go to comedy shows.

    • @hanneswurstbrot6902
      @hanneswurstbrot6902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "that´s not funny" often accompanied with "i have a great sence of humor but...".

    • @zichithefox4781
      @zichithefox4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@chicaloca5307 Like when it *first* started the Plague Inc. memes went freaking viral.

    • @vitoscalettagaming4007
      @vitoscalettagaming4007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If we don't have jokes what the fuck is the point

  • @neftaliperez3726
    @neftaliperez3726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    It's impossible to argue with a comedian

    • @angeldejesus1847
      @angeldejesus1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Cause they'll always have the last laugh, and shit might make you laugh w em

    • @angeldejesus1847
      @angeldejesus1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Napoli 88 Hools why not talk even louder ? Fuck it

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yeah especially since they have a mic and you have to be shouting to get heard when they can just talk into their mic

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Napoli 88 Hools oh lol i didn't see that

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@angeldejesus1847 takes more energy to do that. you gonna be tired going back and forth with the comedian who can just casually talk into the mic. and it will sound more clear.

  • @Slman_Alotaibi
    @Slman_Alotaibi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4771

    The paramedic’s husband is having the time of his life 😂😂😂

    • @Brynwyn123
      @Brynwyn123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He's the reason it's happening, he wouldn't let her go and help

    • @altairdub
      @altairdub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@Brynwyn123 either that or the paramedic comment was used as an attempt to shut him up

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      He's like hell yeah Andrew, take this bitch down a few pegs. She's been so fucking extra at home, I cant deal with it no more.

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      evanislost lmao the girl was like hey whattt to him eyes lmao

    • @muizrahim861
      @muizrahim861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The ambulance school part was the best...

  • @クソ-q7i
    @クソ-q7i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    As an epileptic I just wanna say, Andrew I love you for making fun of this. We need a little humor in our lives, because our lives get so fucked up by our illness the first thing we need is a laugh. The last thing we need is another person worrying about us. THAT'S WASSUP!!!!

    • @MrWarmchocolate
      @MrWarmchocolate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not funny

    • @danielmanriquegarcia6041
      @danielmanriquegarcia6041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MrWarmchocolate dude, if THE person that should be affected by the joke can laugh and appreciate it but you can't and it doesn't affect you, you trying to shut down the party does nothing for no one.

    • @MrWarmchocolate
      @MrWarmchocolate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielmanriquegarcia6041 it's repulsive and disgusting. This should not be on the internet.

    • @danielmanriquegarcia6041
      @danielmanriquegarcia6041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrWarmchocolate no u

    • @MrWarmchocolate
      @MrWarmchocolate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielmanriquegarcia6041 no, u, "Daniel"

  • @mikewebb612
    @mikewebb612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    This was a real psychological social situation broken down in steps. Scary situation, people react anxiously, comic uses the situation to sway the crowd, politically correct "nancy do right" speaks up, comic calls her out 100%, she says something else and he rips her a new one, she reveals her own hypocrisy. Rare moment here.

    • @johnathanadams3763
      @johnathanadams3763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mike ive seen you before on youtube

    • @doesnotcompute3174
      @doesnotcompute3174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Mike Webb How do you turn an emotionally charged situation into one of your rants about “political correctness”?! That girl was pretty emotional after that, maybe she’s seen some real bad things happen to people who have strokes, maybe she’s seen the effect it’s had on families. She came around after that, and you still come on here bitching about “political correctness” with your useless fucking comment. Not everything you don’t like is “PC”, it’s about time to learn that.

    • @SkillsDatKillsTv
      @SkillsDatKillsTv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      DoesNotCompute did you even watch the video? She had a seizure not a stroke

    • @doesnotcompute3174
      @doesnotcompute3174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SkillsDatKillsTv Thanks for pointing out a minor mistake instead of addressing my argument.

    • @jforozco12
      @jforozco12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that had nothing to do with pc , she was obviously scared and reacted like that, maybe a little bit drunk

  • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
    @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    "I'm a paramedic!"
    "Then why didn't you help her!" he's got a point yo.

    • @misters1r900
      @misters1r900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Draka Shrakenburg Productions Apparently her husband stopped her from helping. I actually feel bad for her. She wanted to help and then when she got emotional for not being able to help, Andrew started roasting her and she can’t even defend herself.

    • @weldonhanson5799
      @weldonhanson5799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@misters1r900 bruh she tried to act like "the bigger person" when it wasn't needed.

    • @svetamakoveeva318
      @svetamakoveeva318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Kevin Cordoba she fuckedup when she said it’s not funny

    • @AFR0MAMBA
      @AFR0MAMBA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Weldon Hanson yup haha, some people just love getting on that high horse

    • @qwettttttt
      @qwettttttt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@misters1r900 can I get a source? I don't think he did that

  • @ChillinWithTJ
    @ChillinWithTJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3106

    😂😂😂😂😂 "nobody's texting you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that whole roast had me dying of laugher at work

  • @Kellyirish75
    @Kellyirish75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As a severe epileptic who has had seizures in many public places, Andrew's response was the BEST! The main thing that embarrasses me when I have seizures in front of people is that I feel like I made everyone around me feel uncomfortable and Andrew not only fixed that problem, but made it a hilarious roast! I loved it! The white Karen needed to get over herself!!🤦‍♀️

  • @patdoc
    @patdoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    where did this guy come from? i've been seeing him recently on youtube and he is one of the funniest people ever

  • @jacobhiggins819
    @jacobhiggins819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2231

    Lady: I’m a paramedic
    Andrew Shultz: I’m about to end this whole ladies career!!!

    • @vannahmacdonald
      @vannahmacdonald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      She's a paramedic but didn't go to help in a medical situation lol

    • @oodjee
      @oodjee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      whole lady? as opposed to...? lol

    • @user-uc7ui8lx9f
      @user-uc7ui8lx9f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@oodjee half a lady

    • @Ernest-Li
      @Ernest-Li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oodjee idk about the laws exactly. Depending on her qualifications at the time of the incident. She may have been legally required to assist even though she’s off duty at the time. Her knowledge may have benefited the situation and as far as I know if she wants to keep her career. Her lawyer needs to somehow prove that she was not aware of the situation despite the intercom etc

    • @DivinPoonacha
      @DivinPoonacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ernest-Li then don't say you're a paramedic. You're not a paramedic until you are one.

  • @erisedeye
    @erisedeye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    My dude said “extra shmedium” shirt 😭🤣🤣 I deadass roast my dad like this lmfaoo

    • @kwam89
      @kwam89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's Mike Epps Bit 🤷‍♂

    • @erisedeye
      @erisedeye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kwamee Blackmon ok? Lol

    • @el_propagz1229
      @el_propagz1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my dad would roast my with the belt afterwards

  • @impossiblyindecisive
    @impossiblyindecisive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As an epileptic, I want to say thank you for how you handled this. Having a seizure is terrible in public. Being disoriented with strangers staring at you is annoying. You brought light to the room. So you do you man.

    • @blakebrown8084
      @blakebrown8084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had one at a party and woke up to paramedics and the guy who owned the house thanked me because he had a test the next day lmao I felt bad but then I was like aye something good came from it 😂

    • @impossiblyindecisive
      @impossiblyindecisive 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blakebrown8084exactly! We get few pleasures in the world and helping someone who had a party the day before their test is one. Did you ever find out if that excuse worked?

    • @blakebrown8084
      @blakebrown8084 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@impossiblyindecisive well everyone left very fast except my roommates once they saw what was happening lol

  • @cielsebastian5145
    @cielsebastian5145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5101

    I have multiple seizures a day and I have a good sense of humor about it. Whenever I get going I'm like, "it's time to go to the multiverse let me know when I'm back. Lord knows I won't know"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BlowT0rch
      @BlowT0rch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO wish I was there for that line dude, what a way to handle shit life throws your way!!!!.

    • @evanmiles2652
      @evanmiles2652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Ciel Sebastian I had a seizure and I’ve been making jokes about it ever since.

    • @kunaguero2034
      @kunaguero2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My vlogs did you have one while typing as well?

    • @ahmadmahdee9495
      @ahmadmahdee9495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Respect

    • @isaiahzamarripa1164
      @isaiahzamarripa1164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂let me know when I’m back😂😂😂😂

  • @pushshipping5562
    @pushshipping5562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9387

    You ever seen someone peel grape skin. Thats how thin the line was between him being extremely funny and him crossing the line and losing his career 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @oseiwalker7154
      @oseiwalker7154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

      That's What we came for lmao

    • @dallionrenfroe6248
      @dallionrenfroe6248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      Osei Walker exactly this is the comedy we need

    • @TheIcemanthomas
      @TheIcemanthomas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      welcome to Andrew schultz

    • @dar3ali5tfame62
      @dar3ali5tfame62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Yuu havent seen much Andrew Lol hes a God of dark witty humor

    • @adityachatterjee9928
      @adityachatterjee9928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Why else would you watch folks like Andrew and Burr? They are offensive, that's why it's worth it

  • @HotelBedSheets
    @HotelBedSheets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    "I ain't go to ambulance school." 😅

    • @nickgarcia153
      @nickgarcia153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also have multiple seizures a dawh#hashfihweewlkweqmfewpjfqmjdfnwdoqjpfrqmkpnpdnkf

    • @natoalvarez5762
      @natoalvarez5762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smoke weed bro . Or take CBD . My brothers both suffer from multiple seizures they started smoking when they were teenagers and after that they stop taking their meds and haven't taken any since ,they are both in their 30's now

  • @masoomshafi7406
    @masoomshafi7406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    As soon as he said "DONT BE EMBARRASSED" her embarrassment just went up like 100% 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jgriffith007
    @jgriffith007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    Clowning the EMT's while they helping save someone is amazing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Crazy lol!"

    • @walalopez6735
      @walalopez6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL SO EDGY ! HA! SO EDGY AND FUNNY!

    • @rahul327
      @rahul327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Genuinely next level comedy

    • @MirrorMale
      @MirrorMale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@walalopez6735 someone's got your balls in a knot

    • @mathuchavivi3352
      @mathuchavivi3352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MirrorMale she's that emt lady that didn't help

  • @kreglfromworld
    @kreglfromworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4416

    Andrew would roast Jesus for carrying the cross too slow lmao

    • @Sethclement96
      @Sethclement96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kreglfromworld Jesus didn’t carry the cross dingus

    • @orthoking2722
      @orthoking2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@Sethclement96 yes he did

    • @Sethclement96
      @Sethclement96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ORTHOKING no Simon did

    • @orthoking2722
      @orthoking2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@Sethclement96 He carried his own cross till he couldn't anymore then Simon carried it the rest of the way.
      (Matthew 27:31-32) - "And after they had mocked Him, they took His robe off and put His garments on Him, and led Him away to crucify Him. 32And as they were coming out, they found a man of Cyrene named Simon, whom they pressed into service to bear His cross." (It says as they were coming out they found a man named Simon so before that who was carrying the cross? For sure it wasnt the Roman soldiers who were gonna carry the cross for Jesus)
      (John 19:17) - "They took Jesus therefore, and He went out, bearing His own cross, to the place called the Place of a Skull, which is called in Hebrew, Golgotha."

    • @josephvargas9891
      @josephvargas9891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      seth clement you sir are a dingus

  • @blackaurora1551
    @blackaurora1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4278

    Andrew: We’re gonna take good care of you miss
    Miss: leaves the room
    Andrew: Starts roasting the lady ( SAVAGE )

    • @verstappen9937
      @verstappen9937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Michael Jay Vazquez “I’m gunna roast that bitch that almost died” 😂

    • @PenguiNation
      @PenguiNation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I mean when he said he was gonna take good care of her, he wasnt lying lol

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Savage mode

    • @ishadowpeople6577
      @ishadowpeople6577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish I could like this more than one time 😂

  • @anonymousme3571
    @anonymousme3571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    I love how when he said "So why TF weren't you helping out there?", he actually seemed genuinely angry.
    And then he proceeds to in a genius way let her know that he at least went over with concern to ask of her wellbeing while she sat there doing nothing.

    • @willowakiokami
      @willowakiokami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She did try to go over to help but her boyfriend held her back and refused to get out of the way so she could.

    • @mnvh888
      @mnvh888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@willowakiokami how tf did u know

    • @melastasiaa
      @melastasiaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mnvh888 ppl at the show said that

    • @melastasiaa
      @melastasiaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Tanjiro Kamado if a bunch of ppl at the show are saying she tried to help…she’d tried to help lmao…like no one’s going to lie for her for no reason 💀💀 stop kissing famous ppls asses just for the sake of it. This guy is an asshole.

    • @ljg7911
      @ljg7911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@melastasiaa where’s these people at the show you spoke too? I’m calling 🧢

  • @david02129
    @david02129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6248

    someone needs to get this guy a couple netflix specials so he can get washed up quick because i don't think i can take shit this funny for the next few years. masterful.

    • @LoserGopher
      @LoserGopher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      David02129 sound like a hater

    • @solo1001
      @solo1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      thta's a weird complement

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Fuck Netflix hes better than that shithole

    • @adityakaushik3781
      @adityakaushik3781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its about time we start a petition. or fucking bring netflix down!

    • @HolidayJZ
      @HolidayJZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Christen it was a compliment if you know how to read.

  • @violetcandy
    @violetcandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4493

    "Are you OK sweetheart?"
    Me: *awwww that's sweet*
    *_proceeds to make jokes about her_*

    • @YosiahW
      @YosiahW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sweetheart
      Sweet heart
      A literal sweet heart
      Sugar induced seizure
      And yes, if your blood sugar is too high or too low you are at risk for a seizure.

    • @akumaisreal2090
      @akumaisreal2090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      It's funny as long as they're okay in the end

    • @maria.maverick
      @maria.maverick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Future boyfriend goals.

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Keep the joy in the world

    • @rayromano6249
      @rayromano6249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Room is full of disgusting ppl that laugh over someone's near death experience

  • @theoutlet9300
    @theoutlet9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    2 ladies almost died that day. 1 from seizure and other from fire 🔥😂😂

    • @pedromatus4038
      @pedromatus4038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rahul Gahlawat more like a burn victim 😂

    • @pedromatus4038
      @pedromatus4038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rahul Gahlawat more like a burn victim 😂

    • @theoutlet9300
      @theoutlet9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pedromatus4038 and that too 3rd degree 🤣

    • @dbongoloid9541
      @dbongoloid9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im your 999th like.

    • @muditbaid
      @muditbaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🔥🔥🔥

  • @wellsht7830
    @wellsht7830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    9:06
    “I ain’t go to ambulance school”
    THIS was the one that killed me😭

  • @mccdrew7012
    @mccdrew7012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    You could see the excitement in Andrews face strutting on that stage with a fresh seizure to make fun of 😂

  • @victormalet8445
    @victormalet8445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Bro, that level of calm and improv humor, thats next level

  • @juandelossantos4000
    @juandelossantos4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    "The reason I ----"
    "We don't care"
    Best line ever.

    • @emmajohnson5877
      @emmajohnson5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “I know you care, but I don’t”

  • @lisasolier504
    @lisasolier504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He hit the nail on the head. She didn’t help and then projected her guilt on to him. She figured well I didn’t help, I can act like a hero and “stick up for her.” I love this guy.

  • @BicJack
    @BicJack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Aye lowkey, Andrew is one of the best out right now... NO DEBATING! He killed this, no pun intended.
    Praying for that lady well being! 🙏🏽

    • @ashm9953
      @ashm9953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      >lowkey
      >NO DEBATING
      Pick one.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wish people would stop inserting "low key" into everything. It doesn't mean what people are trying to make it mean.

  • @zain1132
    @zain1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    I don’t think there’s alot of comedians out there that can control the crowd after such an incident.

  • @khanaveli91
    @khanaveli91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    When she said she was a paramedic. I was dying laughing!

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Many medical professionals decline to assist when they’re off duty due to legal liability look it up

    • @hopelovegood8131
      @hopelovegood8131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calisongbird I agree. But what makes her worse is the fact that she tried to come at him

  • @M_EZ_A
    @M_EZ_A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “I didn’t go to ambulance school” 😂😂😂😂😂 protect this man at all costs!

  • @cmoney121993
    @cmoney121993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3270

    I was at this show and the funniest part was that the girl was trying to go and help, but her bf wouldn't let her. Then she got roasted for not helping lmao.

    • @_Peregrine_
      @_Peregrine_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +875

      I can confirm this. I was the floor.

    • @thecasino8022
      @thecasino8022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      I confirm this was false, as I am the boyfriend

    • @cmoney121993
      @cmoney121993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@thecasino8022 If you are the guy then idk why you're lieing when there was a room of people around you who heard her asking you to get out of the way.

    • @matthewhintz5308
      @matthewhintz5308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      @@cmoney121993 think you missed the joke there buddy. I gotchu
      Basically you said some stuff and claimed to be a witness, but at the end of the day this is the internet and you could be anyone trying to make something up and there's no real proof. I'm sure you're telling the truth, but then again you might not be. I could say I was there too and nobody has any more reason to believe you than they have to believe me.
      So ultimately this kind of thing becomes a joke where everyone chimes in with some variation of "I was there too". The first guy claimed to be the actual floor, clearly joking. The second guy claimed to be the boyfriend, also clearly joking.

    • @cmoney121993
      @cmoney121993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@matthewhintz5308 yeah I thought abt that, but I was in my feelings for some reason and responded lol.

  • @viclor2876
    @viclor2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Laughter is the best medicine especially during these dark times.

    • @chrislloyd-jones5075
      @chrislloyd-jones5075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      victor griffith Turn on the lights then, bitch. 🙄

    • @Alex-xe3dx
      @Alex-xe3dx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chris Lloyd-Jones dang dude! You’re a savage!

    • @WhiteSage2
      @WhiteSage2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrislloyd-jones5075 How orginal!🙄

    • @chrislloyd-jones5075
      @chrislloyd-jones5075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordan fisher Thanks Jordan 💁🏻‍♂️

    • @guydives1246
      @guydives1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing dark here chief

  • @mulaedza2505
    @mulaedza2505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    This should be called "the day I collected 1.5 bodies". He killed the lady in audience.

  • @slyjetprime5614
    @slyjetprime5614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    She’s a paramedic. She legally has an obligation to jump in and assist. On or off the clock

    • @renatalosada
      @renatalosada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Prob didn't bc she didn't want to miss the show she paid to complain, apparently.

    • @Ithrial420
      @Ithrial420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Been years since i looked at the medical field but i believe they follow the same protocol as police and security. Once a drop of alcohol enters your system you cant help. If you do you can and will be sued for malpractice

    • @mrjuanderfuI
      @mrjuanderfuI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not arguing but just adding information. If she'd been drinking, she may not. Depends on the level of emergency, level of intoxication, etc. Medical professionals may be held liable unless there was no other options and they're not too drunk and the level of intervention needed is low complexity.
      That being said, she could have at least checked out the situation and directed people. Epileptic seizures are generally not too hard to assist with. Protect their head and put them on their side. Call 911. Watch for other symptoms.

    • @Bobby_Go
      @Bobby_Go 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also wonder if location could have been a factor. Since they were in Florida, there's an above average chance that she might have been on a vacation. Each state has their own laws pertaining to the expectations, limitations, and the extent of immunity for off-duty and/or out-of-state medical personnel. She might not have known what she was legally allowed to do in that situation.
      Still not an excuse, but maybe a contributing factor. Especially if she saw that the situation was already under control.

    • @OnionNinja
      @OnionNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ithrial420 You're a civilian off the clock so you're protecred by law.

  • @irvinsilva2527
    @irvinsilva2527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Adding attending one of this man’s shows to my bucket list 😂

    • @kel638
      @kel638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sit at the front 😭😭🤣

  • @multiestonian
    @multiestonian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    7:45 Her husband was trying to save her, but it was already too late. As soon as she said that, she sealed her fate.

  • @menios.
    @menios. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Amazing skill of using the accident on making people laught , great improvization. and you handled the shouting lady perfectly

  • @jeremywright8688
    @jeremywright8688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is probably the greatest moment in stand-up. He is so quick on his feet. Crowd work KING!!!!!

  • @chriscole9893
    @chriscole9893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I didn’t go to ambulance school😆

    • @jason17179
      @jason17179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lookin for this comment

  • @RgUnitedFC
    @RgUnitedFC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “I’m a paramedic”
    “Oh your a paramed-so why TF werent you helping her out!!!”

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Am I crazy, or is there a hidden edit in there to make his timing seem more immediate?

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Norman G u high bro

    • @Matthew-Anthony
      @Matthew-Anthony 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      7:44

  • @24EYF
    @24EYF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    All jokes aside, the way Andrew says “sweetheart” makes me go 🥺💕

    • @hekutoru_2131
      @hekutoru_2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol shut up

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “All jokes aside” u just sucked the fun

    • @24EYF
      @24EYF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silence Is Golden oh wow that really hurt my feelings 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

    • @24EYF
      @24EYF 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jedidiah S. ...what?

    • @jedidiahs.3047
      @jedidiahs.3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ella Ik u don’t know what I’m talking about if u do ur bf would hang out with u more often

  • @justinarazo8857
    @justinarazo8857 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I’ve had epilepsy for 20 years and I appreciate this video. I am very embarrassed to tell people and this just makes me look at it a lot differently. 👍

    • @brainlet99
      @brainlet99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn right, also this kinda humour that hits home makes me less hurt by seizures.
      Would you rather be scared or laugh at this illness thats how i think about it.

    • @justinarazo8857
      @justinarazo8857 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brainlet99 Yes good point. But 20 years ago ppl would be scared when I had a seizure thinking I was possessed! So that made me very embarrassed bc I can’t help it, u know? But this guy makes it like everyone is human and we are the way we are, so no reason for judgement.

    • @brainlet99
      @brainlet99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justinarazo8857 it can be a humiliating event and even more than that a fricking irritating one.
      Couldn't go to my brothers birthday party and bowling (for the first time in about 10 years) cause the day before i had a bad seizure and smashed my shoulders.
      I still kinda feel left out in a way.

    • @aamishazeem3770
      @aamishazeem3770 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope you’re doing good

  • @Zerej89
    @Zerej89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I was blessed to see this live. Absolutely phenomenal. I have never in my 29 years of being alive have ever laughed so damn hard. Superb. And my wife and I got to meet you. Best night ever.

  • @Nich_B23
    @Nich_B23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    “Don’t be embarrassed!”
    As I make sure ALL eyes on you! Lol

    • @beyond_hjaemmetraening
      @beyond_hjaemmetraening 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I didn't like that part

    • @kennygerberich4985
      @kennygerberich4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@beyond_hjaemmetraening The eyes were alread on her, man. What are the options? Have no one talking, and this woman just recieving medical attention in the middle of a packed room, or have a comic talk at the crowd so at least their's some degree of deflection and a lighter air surrounding all of it. And it's not like you can just do material that isn't addressing the situation, it's not going to connect and it's going to seem inconsiderate.
      Besides all that, you can tell he's being sincere. Like he honestly knows the position she was in and wanted her to know she didn't have to feel bad about it. There'a a very good chance it didn't make her any less embarrassed at the moment, obviously, but there's also a very good chance she appreciated it in hindsight. Had he not said anything to her as she was walking out, she's really left with nothing but an indication that she was an interruption to everyone's good time. That just carries this alienating, dehumanizing element that seems way worse to me.

    • @beyond_hjaemmetraening
      @beyond_hjaemmetraening 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kennygerberich4985 I did not say that he should not joke about it. It is just the annoying "don't be embarresed" comment . I would be furious if he did that to me in that situation. Such a dickhole comment imo.

    • @kennygerberich4985
      @kennygerberich4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@beyond_hjaemmetraening I didn't accuse you of saying he couldn't or shouldn't joke about it. That's not the reason I was trying to explain why he probably felt like he had to joke. I went into describing that in order to draw a plausible line of reasoning that would have led him to make the "don't be embarrassed" comment. He was tasked with trying to provide a distraction and get the show back on track, but there was no way talking about anything else would work. That doesn't mean he wanted her to feel bad about herself, so he said that to her. I'd agree it was a dick comment if he said it condescendingly, but I only saw sincerity in his words. And he was showing obvious concern for her throughout all of it, so I see no reason for her to share your outrage at that comment, but hey, idk. I know if it were me, I'd appreciate it. Maybe not right then, but later on for sure.

    • @McFwoupson
      @McFwoupson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah I'm fucking glad he said that. It's already a scene, people are already looking at you. The worst thing about having a seizure is the embarrassment afterwards, and most people don't understand the guilt/embarrassment people feel after having one. Also she likely doesn't even remember this lol. Shit is hella confusing after a seizure.

  • @InsAnItYschild101
    @InsAnItYschild101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Personally if I was him I would've stopped the jokes at 5:50 but if he did he wouldn't have won them back like he did at 7:10
    Top notch comedian 👍🏽

    • @GueVonez
      @GueVonez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why would you have stopped? At that point you gotta just go with it lmao

    • @kelechic.jemelumba9981
      @kelechic.jemelumba9981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's Florida, they don't care

    • @samuelsmith5400
      @samuelsmith5400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I say as long as she’s ok it’s fair game

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samuelsmith5400 That's what I think too. As long as nobody was seriously hurt, laugh it off. We have nothing if we can't joke about our experiences.

    • @fabplays6559
      @fabplays6559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MGSLurmey That's the thing, though... was he joking about HIS experiences, or the experiences of someone else? Having a seizure in public can be really embarrassing. Yeah sure, laugh and joke about it... but I feel like the line is where you're laughing with a person about their experience or laughing AT a person about their experience. He wasn't the one who had the seizure. Paramedic lady was wrong for not helping, but... he was taking it a bit too far.
      Not to mention, you can actually die AFTER having a seizure... so she potentially wasn't out of the woods yet.

  • @eharper7
    @eharper7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As an epileptic, I feel bad that she had to miss the show. I miss out on a lot of things because of seizures and skipped med doses. I'd be pissed if I woke up with paramedics over me, taking me out of the room.

    • @danielmanriquegarcia6041
      @danielmanriquegarcia6041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can only imagine how much that must suck, tho on the bright side, this lady just co-authored a killer improv session she should charge royalties for those laughs xD

  • @tomcruz9118
    @tomcruz9118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I’m glad I watched that TED talk lol

  • @RyanWinnInking
    @RyanWinnInking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    What a wild 10 minutes. "I'm a paramedic!" killed me.

  • @huntergatherer8972
    @huntergatherer8972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Andrew looks like a scottish rugby player

    • @JustbeJealousHD
      @JustbeJealousHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hunter Gatherer he really does

  • @nightshadehelis9821
    @nightshadehelis9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As someone who had a seizure, this is my biggest fear. I love his compassion and genuine concern. Being said, there's absolutely nothing you can say to make the person not feel embarrassed, especially when the entire show was derailed and all the attention was on you. It especially sucks because it's forever online. When you have a seizure you just want to have a normal night and it royally sucks when it randomly happens and people see you at your worst. It's always on the back of your mind.
    I'm constantly thinking "what if I had a seizure right now?"

  • @Thiccjimbobway
    @Thiccjimbobway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    As a comedian he did his job. He lightened the mood of an entire room after they witnessed a seizure but the paramedic sat there and complained about jokes

  • @kevinkaol3681
    @kevinkaol3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    That moment the white shouted "That's not funny" I knew Andrew was about to Schulz the hell out of her 😂

    • @youngski249
      @youngski249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kevin Kaol imagine if the race was switched and someone said “the black”. wouldnt be ok

    • @spiro_g
      @spiro_g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Youngski and just knowing that pisses me off fucking racism has just turned back on white people anyone can just take the piss out of us and when it’s black you’re A RACIST you’re A RACIST get the fuck out of here with your black ass shit ffs

    • @melu0o
      @melu0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lamp ok fortnite player

    • @melu0o
      @melu0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lamp jk i love u no homo

    • @emankhan3105
      @emankhan3105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lamp wtf r u ok

  • @FLYIN_DAGGERZ
    @FLYIN_DAGGERZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    He's roasting the paramedics😭😭😭 I'm done ....this dude is a legend

  • @puksindheep7561
    @puksindheep7561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Heckling at an IMPROV show is literaly askimg to get roasted for 8 straight minutes 😂 These guys are looking for stuff to say and now you give him the oportunity to kill two bird with one stone by caling out a heckler and do his time on stage 😂👌

  • @randomlygenerated2182
    @randomlygenerated2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Dude knows how to reassure the girl, Control the audience and destroy a paramedic.
    What a legend

  • @Jamiewaltjr
    @Jamiewaltjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “I brought her back to life”
    Boyfriends points and nods 😂

  • @urwahi4534
    @urwahi4534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “Did somebody die what happened” I died

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Corndog4382
    @Corndog4382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The fact that he could just make all this up on the spot, dude is a natural

  • @MaggotDiggo1
    @MaggotDiggo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This man needs to be on the next Comedy Central Roast. He wouldn't even need to write jokes. He could just ad lib.

  • @alexdurst6180
    @alexdurst6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    *is making jokes about it* “don’t be embarrassed”

  • @louwaars
    @louwaars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    He got her date on his side tho 😂

  • @darrylb.roberts7181
    @darrylb.roberts7181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    When He started roasting the EMTs...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Extra schmedium

  • @daniiii0825
    @daniiii0825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    His ability to Improv is like nothing I’ve ever seen any comedian do. Hats off to you Schultzyyyy . Keep it up 💯❤️

  • @khwezay
    @khwezay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Being a heckler is just straight up, sad AF. Every time

    • @shapshooter7769
      @shapshooter7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d love to be a heckler.
      Andrew would find things I never thought I had xD

    • @zachjennings5320
      @zachjennings5320 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A guy in a wheelchair went back and forth with him pretty good one time

  • @hamedowaysa2521
    @hamedowaysa2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I love how funny he is but I would be afraid to be at his show

    • @geovaniraffaelli4508
      @geovaniraffaelli4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just don't sit at the front rows and don't heckle no matter what and you'll be fine

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster ปีที่แล้ว

      Frankly, I would love to go to his show being the regular-ass white dude I am if he can potentially go "Man, all these people in this room and the first dude I see is just the Default Male any character creator in a video game would show. What nationality? Italian and Irish? Your parents didn't move ANY of those sliders, did they!?"

  • @fq909
    @fq909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Fuckn Savage...... and I Love it!🤣

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Yup. NGL, he handled that perfectly. He was lucky he had a good crowd and her bf/husband had a good sense of humour but yeah. Well done man.

  • @shemarjoseph7309
    @shemarjoseph7309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    lmao you can hear alex laughing in the background

    • @FlashxSwazy
      @FlashxSwazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex laugh contaigious too

  • @EMGamerEM19
    @EMGamerEM19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    7:45 the guy in the corner was like give up 🤣

  • @rezi8206
    @rezi8206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I brought her to life , i asked her how she was and she said she's alright 😂😂😂
    But it had me dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @EagleScout2019
    @EagleScout2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Man you can tell how mad he is at her for not helping. Like he went from really fucking happy and laughing to pretty damn pissed off in 1 sentence.
    That’s how you know how good of a person Andrew is.
    And the comedy shows how great of a comedian he is

    • @buzza2077
      @buzza2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lxJbmzUOEao/w-d-xo.html
      He actually talks about it here

    • @etlogramen8665
      @etlogramen8665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh? He just straight out laughing not even angry..... When you know the joke is good, the dissapointment is out of the league.

    • @EagleScout2019
      @EagleScout2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@etlogramen8665 he was laughing, and then as soon as she said she was a nurse he went to yelling, sounded a bit annoyed and then went back to his normal stuff.