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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    subscribe for more, please drop some video ideas! Funny Kids Test Answers Tommorow!

    • @Ruby_Dude55
      @Ruby_Dude55 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      funny video game loading screens perhaps?

    • @bluiciousalt7804
      @bluiciousalt7804 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      just funny. Not even memes. Just funny.

    • @xyborg3252
      @xyborg3252 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Day 143 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description

    • @peanutfilms8210
      @peanutfilms8210 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Day 1 of asking for rodent memes
      /\_/\
      (• _• )
      🐁~)

    • @Zealko
      @Zealko 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      vaazkl, i kid you not your memes have kept me through depression

  • @Attaxalotl
    @Attaxalotl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1087

    To be absolutely fair to Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_ is basically "an idiot's guide to not dying in five minutes" intended for spoiled nobles who had spent all of their lives in some flavor of palace until that point.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      The Nobility generally were not spoiled in a Palace. Maybe I am reading European noble stuff into it but they based militarism on blood.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      @@johnnotrealname8168 Nobles in the Warring States period in China were though, and that was who _The Art of War_ was written for.

    • @maxmori8616
      @maxmori8616 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      War for Dummies

    • @unicornyoutube7587
      @unicornyoutube7587 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Was the palace strawberry flavored

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@unicornyoutube7587 strawberry banana

  • @AnonymousJohnAutobon
    @AnonymousJohnAutobon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +450

    0:33 "After eating 17 cinnamon buns"
    C'mon dude, you had one job

    • @icedragon9097
      @icedragon9097 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      He just read out 18 straight minutes of memes he's allowed to make a mistake lol

    • @plague_doctor-scp-049
      @plague_doctor-scp-049 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      he ate only 14 plus i could eat way more

    • @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs
      @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      To eat 18.

    • @plague_doctor-scp-049
      @plague_doctor-scp-049 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@JaxonHumphrey-lw1gsi could handle about 20 i have tried it i didnt count exactly but it was around 20 the problem is i dont like them

    • @SevenTheMisgiven
      @SevenTheMisgiven 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@icedragon9097 Lol. No it´s only cause the year was 1771 and his brain turned 14 into 17.

  • @cinemahorizon5109
    @cinemahorizon5109 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

    3:14 in Japan back then, if you're a woman and you were to be married to someone you'd have to dye your teeth black.

    • @countryoffelines
      @countryoffelines 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Goodness gracious WHY

    • @cinemahorizon5109
      @cinemahorizon5109 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@countryoffelines to mark sexual maturity

    • @countryoffelines
      @countryoffelines 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@cinemahorizon5109 but wait did they dye their teeth with like black ink or paint because if so that could be dangerous AND disgusting

    • @cinemahorizon5109
      @cinemahorizon5109 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@countryoffelines yeah idk. An old thing they did.

    • @tovarishchfeixiao
      @tovarishchfeixiao 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@countryoffelines Actually, there are natural ways to get the colour black without it being dangerous.

  • @MrFreaky_251
    @MrFreaky_251 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1012

    My teacher has a poster of the pic on the thumbnail

    • @Amphibilaterz
      @Amphibilaterz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      NAH- 💀💀💀

    • @Art.and.Hamsters
      @Art.and.Hamsters 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Lol

    • @The_goat_blackgru
      @The_goat_blackgru 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Probably not true, but lol

    • @In3xorable
      @In3xorable 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Based

    • @Red_Pineapple
      @Red_Pineapple 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      KNOCK KNOCK
      *ITS EUROPE*

  • @traffecone
    @traffecone 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    9:40 Ah yes, the famous Lovrierre museum in the city of Payrice

    • @SevenTheMisgiven
      @SevenTheMisgiven 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nice.

    • @maximilianniedernhauser1950
      @maximilianniedernhauser1950 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      he butchered the name like a real american

    • @phoebusapollo8365
      @phoebusapollo8365 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@maximilianniedernhauser1950 he’s not American

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm an American and that was painful to hear. It's only the most famous art museum in the world, I mean, it must be hard to find examples of it's pronunciation.
      ​@@maximilianniedernhauser1950

    • @savvy.m
      @savvy.m 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@maximilianniedernhauser1950 bro he's not even american

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +335

    16:22 this is a true story and I find it absolutely adorable. Poe had a really hard life but those little moments must've made his day. It was documented that kids actually would caw at him in the street and he'd reply "nevermore" to jokingly spook them.

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      This is amazing

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is amazing

    • @SouthernGothicYT
      @SouthernGothicYT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @jessicacaron5084 another cute story is him playing leap frog with his cousin. He split his pants jumping over her, she laughed at him and he reportedly turned bright red and got all bashful

    • @AdrieneTheDarkestHorse
      @AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Just learned this today RIGHT BEFORE I FOUND THIS COMMENT

  • @lamaoma
    @lamaoma 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    actualy, Julius raised the price for a good reason. It was not paid by him, but by the empire. after the event, he constructed the fleet in singular day, killed the pirates, and took all the gold. this was very smart move

    • @AlsoToast334
      @AlsoToast334 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Wonderful

    • @greenlizard4208
      @greenlizard4208 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      so many cats...

    • @elwan_
      @elwan_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I see fellow oneshot enjoyers here...

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Gold? Wasn't the ransom in silver?

    • @lamaoma
      @lamaoma 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dominiklehn2866 maybe. It's been a long time since I read the biography

  • @cloverdeer4015
    @cloverdeer4015 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    Please someone teach Vaaz how to pronounce words correctly. I died when he tried to pronounce Louvre.

    • @MollySmith-zk2ei
      @MollySmith-zk2ei 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Same lmao, I wasn’t fully paying attention and I was confused when he said “lovreay”

    • @anemoghost
      @anemoghost 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i did a double take and my brain played the "what did he sayyyyyyy" thing, when i heard it

    • @ellamartintsova5615
      @ellamartintsova5615 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      yeah he cant even pronounce silk like wtf its easy

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think he may be dyslexic
      Unsure though

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Fry-gate" is another one 15:06

  • @saltmuffinLGDPS
    @saltmuffinLGDPS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +287

    vaazkl has the "monotone but for some reason just randomly gets really fucking exited" disease

    • @Noir1015
      @Noir1015 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I also have that, unless I’m with my friends then I get the really "fucking excited disease" the whole time

    • @Silver_Sand
      @Silver_Sand 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yippee
      (If you get what I mean then good job you deserve to watch an episode of Horrible History or read one of the books)

  • @GhostCryProductions
    @GhostCryProductions 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Listening to this, I think VaazkL is dyslexic because he keeps misreading sentences, replacing words, or even adding words that aren’t there.

    • @joseleonido3479
      @joseleonido3479 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I agree

    • @sillylittleash
      @sillylittleash 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ?? This makes zero sense.
      Just because someone is sad doesn’t mean they have chronic depression.

    • @OneTruePeanut
      @OneTruePeanut 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he could also totally be doing it on purpose for engagement

  • @Solon1581
    @Solon1581 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    0:30 incorrect. He died from eating 14 servings of "Hetvägg", basically a Swedish pasty known as a Semla, but served in a bowl filled with warm milk. They're pretty tasty.

    • @banazookahpersonal3521
      @banazookahpersonal3521 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      so the limit is 13?

    • @azraelthecat
      @azraelthecat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ⁠@@banazookahpersonal3521not necessarily, he had also eaten a lot of other stuff like lobster and such

    • @nightwolfnordberg9476
      @nightwolfnordberg9476 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Bet-qi9jqhave you taste a modern semla

    • @swefisk9836
      @swefisk9836 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@banazookahpersonal3521 good luck eating 2 hahaha they are fkn masive

    • @yollnahkriin6604
      @yollnahkriin6604 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@azraelthecat so if I eat nothing more I can fit 14 too, got ya

  • @Iron_Sights99
    @Iron_Sights99 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    16:03
    I can only imagine that he was planning to return the ammunition to the English ship very promptly

  • @CoralCopperHead
    @CoralCopperHead 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    2:40
    "Real pirates ware relatively easy to deal with, as long as you surrendered to them without a fight. Now if you decided to stand and fight with a real pirate, there wouldn't be any back and forth acrobatics, you'd just get shot in the gut with a flintlock, fall to the ground, and one of them would probably hack your legs off."
    ~ Sam O'Nella (paraphrased)

  • @The_craft3r
    @The_craft3r 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    17:00, also without him Italy wouldn't have been unified for quite a long time probably, even though he decided to leave the war before it was over, but still thanks to him the piedmontians started the unification of our country.

    • @Soup-pirate66
      @Soup-pirate66 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He stopped half-way through because of the Pope's influence in France.

  • @Triplane1234
    @Triplane1234 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    why cant vaazkl read half the words in the english language

    • @Ranner56
      @Ranner56 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think bros just tired

    • @joseleonido3479
      @joseleonido3479 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He might be dyslexic

  • @rebekadoczi2136
    @rebekadoczi2136 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    7:09 This picture is more accurate then people realise. Drop a person from 1600 into a supermarket and they'll get a shock over how much stuff the common people can casually afford. You were super rich nobelity back then if you had cocoa powder.

    • @jonesnori
      @jonesnori 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And the picture was of the spice display in particular. Untold riches, by medieval standards.

    • @rebekadoczi2136
      @rebekadoczi2136 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jonesnori totally. 👍

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *laughing in economic crisis*

    • @OneTruePeanut
      @OneTruePeanut 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jonesnori the money from selling just one of those little bottles worth of spice back then would probably set a family for life. Granted, if you took the value of one dollar today and equated it to the living expenses and currency value in the 1600s that would also set a poor family for life(unless you lived in colonial virginia because they litterally used tobacco AS CURRENCY, which, come to think of it, might be why the american dollar is green.)

  • @lukeflanagan1307
    @lukeflanagan1307 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    5:03 Not only that. King Charles II commissioned a portrait of himself being presented with one. The pineapple became a cultural symbol for excess. Dozens of political cartoons depicted half-eaten pineapples being thrown away, which was essentially in the price range of burning down a house nowadays. Jane Austen wrote about a rotten pineapple to criticize the aristocracy.

  • @opotatoqopotato467
    @opotatoqopotato467 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Something tells me “Unsinkable Sam” was up to no good. I love him

    • @Thetankracer
      @Thetankracer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They gotta stop putting him on boats XD

    • @Xayumcl
      @Xayumcl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he was a German spy that's why all the British ships he was on sinked

    • @OneTruePeanut
      @OneTruePeanut 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      unsinkable sam reminded me of Wojtek, the syrian brown bear that served in the Polish army, was fed beer and cigarettes, actually contributed to the war effort by carrying around ammunition and other supplies and somehow got promoted to corporal before the war was over.

  • @extreem3956
    @extreem3956 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    7:10 "Gru, I know how you must be feeling, I too have encountered great disappointment."
    "...What?"
    "It's all over the news! Some guy just stole the moon before we could! It's on display in the British Museum as we speak!"
    "...ASSEMBLE THE MINIONS!!!"

  • @khokonut
    @khokonut 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    You uploaded again! Your dedication to these videos is insane. ❤

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      i post everyday xd

    • @Johngamepleis
      @Johngamepleis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@VaazkLShortswho's got a 🔫 to your head bro?

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Must be sarcasm on your part. There's little "dedication" even in this video.

  • @Lewisiaisoutofcontext
    @Lewisiaisoutofcontext 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    0:33
    I hate to be that person, but being Swedish and a history nerd I can't help it. While King Adolf Fredrik DID in fact die right after a lavish many-coursed meal that included baked goods, it is said it was "hetvägg", a sort of wheat bun with cinnamon served in hot milk, that was the last straw for the king. Modern tales change hetvägg to "semlor", a modern version of hetvägg with whipped cream and almond paste, without cinnamon or hot milk. I'm also not sure where the number fourteen comes in but everyone knows it was fourteen semlor. In reality the king probably didn't eat 14 of anything that night, but had a heart attack while eating hetvägg and died a short while later.

  • @demigod-585
    @demigod-585 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    the "history nerds will turn 14 will base their personality on one of these" is so true but for me it happened at like twelve.

  • @carlosmattessich3883
    @carlosmattessich3883 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    2:24 True, but you might want to acknowledge that James Garfield was pretty openhearted.

    • @CHEESEGODYT_
      @CHEESEGODYT_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What about McKinley or however you spell it

    • @carlosmattessich3883
      @carlosmattessich3883 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@CHEESEGODYT_ Yeah, probably him as well.

  • @yeetuszilla1663
    @yeetuszilla1663 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    5:47
    So you're telling me Plato predicted the creation of buzzwole?

  • @AGarthFullOfWyrms
    @AGarthFullOfWyrms 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    13:06 the chicken church… isn’t mysterious or abandoned? It’s supposed to be a place where people of any religion can pray if I’m not mistaken, but it was never finished. It’s call Gereja Ayam, and it’s in Indonesia! Nowadays it’s a pretty big tourist attraction, and it even has a cafe!

    • @S_lay220
      @S_lay220 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As an indonesian, ive went there before, and the workers said it was supposed to be a pigeon,but people kept thinking it was a chicken,so they just called it that 💀

  • @flakesnow
    @flakesnow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    0:48 as a person that speaks this language
    it translates to "hey friend, nice pp, great shape"

    • @tetrucedpm
      @tetrucedpm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      oh my god they should've put a comma after חבר i kept reading the sentence over and over not understanding what it means thank you

  • @minimaster0328
    @minimaster0328 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    i swear he reads every number wrong

  • @Ocro555
    @Ocro555 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    A 20 minute video of memes about my favourite subject from one of my favourite meme channels, this is a blessing from the lord

  • @Eihyoo
    @Eihyoo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I love vaazkL’s geography lesson👍

  • @Mirekluk
    @Mirekluk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The "How is your wife?" "Dead" got me good.

  • @AGuyInTheInternet2.0
    @AGuyInTheInternet2.0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    My history teachers name is Mr hilterbrand and it sounds way to much like hitler

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sure it's not "Hildebrand"? A not uncommon German surname.

  • @CircusJeanie2399
    @CircusJeanie2399 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    7:40 one of those ships that Oscar served on was the rather famous battleship, the Bismark.

    • @Depressed_pea
      @Depressed_pea 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait he was on the Bismarck? I respect that cat

  • @birdofterror6628
    @birdofterror6628 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That asbestos salamander joke you didn't get was about those mesothelioma commercials that would come on every single day, but in old English speak.

  • @TR3xxy_
    @TR3xxy_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    As someone who is learning Latin, I can confirm that most French words are from Latin. I could go on all day about them.

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's because French is a language directly derived from Latin. You will find the same phenomenon in Spanisch, Portuguese and Italian, just to name the most famous ones. It's also the reason why Latin America is called Latin America, because it was colonized by countries whose languages stem from Latin. So, that's not really a surprise.

    • @TR3xxy_
      @TR3xxy_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DoloresLehmann I never knew spanisch derived from Latin

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TR3xxy_ Honestly? It's probably the most Latin-like language still in existence, while languages like French and even Italian have changed considerably.
      Just take, as one example, the word for "today":
      It's "hodie" in Latin, "hoy" in Spanisch, "oggi" in Italian, and "aujourd'hui" in French.

    • @TR3xxy_
      @TR3xxy_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DoloresLehmann I was taking the pee out of your spelling error, Jesus Christ. I’m learning Latin, I know it comes from Spanish and what not.

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TR3xxy_ OK, now I see it. My first language is German, therefore I'm used to writing it that way 🙂

  • @SkiggsMoDiggs
    @SkiggsMoDiggs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:25 If I remember right, I think how the naming process works for newly discovered things is basically first come first serve. The first name it is ever called is what it will forever be known as. Things in the past that had been named something but was then discovered to have been named something else at a sooner time will have their names changed. So this makes sense

  • @KitKatBanana
    @KitKatBanana 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    11:05
    They don't have anything; they never came up with anything interesting so they had to steal stuff from others

  • @1nss2
    @1nss2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    these memes are pretty historic

  • @astrofrombne1123
    @astrofrombne1123 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Got an ad before the deity one, “archaeologists have uncovered the first known temple to an important pre-Hispanic deity called zuru xshot lock blast”

  • @Mr.A2099
    @Mr.A2099 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Me time traveling:
    "hey, is this world war 1 or 2?"
    World war 1 soldier:

  • @Whimsykit
    @Whimsykit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    8:39 were they actually still called farts back then
    There is no way

  • @user-PIANO22110
    @user-PIANO22110 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    F I G E T S P I N N E R E A R T H

  • @FriskKimura
    @FriskKimura 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:14 in medieval Japan, it was fashionable for women to paint their teeth black

  • @MemorizadordeVerbos
    @MemorizadordeVerbos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:03 You miss the dot in Australia for AustraliaXEmus with Emus as winners and... Where's New Zealand?

  • @Galaxychad
    @Galaxychad 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    0:08 I like how we all know who it is

  • @LoganJones88
    @LoganJones88 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    people in pompeii 79 ad: just chilling
    mount vesuvius for no reason: IM BOUT TO BUST

  • @EZside
    @EZside 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:16 in medieval japan, only the rich could afford candy and such sweet treats, and therefore, early tooth decay was a sign of wealth.
    Bonus fact: some medieval Japanese people actually painted their teeth black to make it seem as though they were rotten.

  • @Ihavelemonsforbreakfast
    @Ihavelemonsforbreakfast 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    For 3:14 (correct me if I’m wrong, I barely know what I’m talking about I watched one video of the history of japan for school) Japanese people would make their teeth pitch black bc it was apparently attractive. Also, it might’ve helped prevent cavities!

  • @burritobogus
    @burritobogus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:53
    my answer...
    The Fifth Panzer Division

    • @brawllis-
      @brawllis- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely

  • @SevenTheMisgiven
    @SevenTheMisgiven 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I´m still pretty sure Greek fire was just the mirrors they used for lensing to set ships on fire.

  • @Nillo_E
    @Nillo_E 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:06 BRO I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAVE THAT IN HERE UNTIL THIS!?
    Waat the hell

  • @SammiCosstick
    @SammiCosstick 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    how did you get SILK wrong

  • @MrTimeWank
    @MrTimeWank 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As a Scottish person, our snow plow fleet is our pride and joy during winter lmfao

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spready Mercury, Yer A Blizzard Harry, Gritsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney, Sir Salter Scott, David Plowie, Lord Coldemort, Sir David Attenbrrrrr, Sir Grits Hoy, Robert Brrrrns, Gonnae Snow Dae That, Snowcially Distanced
      those are some of my favourites

  • @gggalaxies4122
    @gggalaxies4122 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    5:31 Everyone was just so drunk for 300 years that they couldn't invent anything

  • @SwedishSteve
    @SwedishSteve 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    11:10 POV lethal company

  • @Emmet126
    @Emmet126 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:51 um, actually, they were astronomers. Astrology is zodiac signs and stuff.

  • @Mr.Vaporeon
    @Mr.Vaporeon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:25 When I saw word "Poland" I knew there must be at least one comment that says Poles are the best or something. But I'm surprised that there was no comment of this type, so I have to do my job...
    POLES LET'S GOOOO!!!
    And I saw that comment abot that it's German invention, but I kinda don't care :p

  • @chicken6702
    @chicken6702 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:46 nope those are samer the native Norwegians

    • @Soukg
      @Soukg หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was going to comment that!

  • @crazydragonninja2316
    @crazydragonninja2316 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I wonder what my History teacher would think of these XD

  • @the_Klozilla
    @the_Klozilla 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:18 interesting fact

  • @yusaki8064
    @yusaki8064 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:48 I recently listened to a radio programme called John Finnemore’s Souvenir Programme. In one of the seasons we follow a man referred to as Uncle Newt throughout his and his families life. He was born in the late 1800’s. And there is a point where he mentioned that flying machines were science fiction until he was 12. He said something along the lines of, “…when we got to see those two American boys take off from the ground. And now I get to see two American boys walk on the moon!”.
    In his one lifetime he went from flying being sci-fi to watching people walk on the moon. It’s insane.

  • @Mxllowee
    @Mxllowee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Knock knock its europe got me dying bro 💀

  • @jspr_mrz
    @jspr_mrz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    16:33 as a russian, i can confirm it is about just not disobeying your parents and all that stuff :p its so repetetive too

  • @PhoebeSchmaltz-oj2ci
    @PhoebeSchmaltz-oj2ci 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    1:55 off with their heads ig

  • @femkeverschoor2774
    @femkeverschoor2774 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    my god the cat one is so funny also the mongolia navy cracked me up so much

  • @ideologybot4592
    @ideologybot4592 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Lemme see those gums" was because the trend for Japanese women back in the day was to dye their teeth black, which some people believe they did to make it easier to see their gums when they opened their mouth. I'm not sure I buy it, but someone does.
    I've seen most of these, but they're good choices.

  • @MariaMaria-sp2yx
    @MariaMaria-sp2yx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    putting getting kicked in the nuts over childbirth is wild

  • @cynthia-x7x
    @cynthia-x7x 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    ‘Who’s in Paris?’
    Emily. Emily in Paris.

  • @Radiokiller4eva
    @Radiokiller4eva 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the jokes about Britain literally starting wars with everyone 😭 like, fr they never stopped fighting war after war in the past bro 💀

  • @schieckgaming3729
    @schieckgaming3729 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    4:32 I HAVE THAT BOOK

  • @Rhett_Kierbow
    @Rhett_Kierbow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:38 Oscar was a loyal German sinking two British warships in retaliation for the British sinking his ship

  • @funtimefreddyplushie
    @funtimefreddyplushie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:29 so 13 is the max? Alright good to know...
    Btw he says "died in 1777 after eating 17 cinnamon buns" when it clearly says "died in *1771* after eating *14* cinnamon buns"

  • @TheGrenadier97
    @TheGrenadier97 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:05 - History just proves that everyone else had a serious skill issue.

  • @Mannavhan
    @Mannavhan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:16 in japan there was once a custom of painting their teeth black bc normal teeth became yellow with time, nobles and other black teeth supporters thought that painting them would make them "unchanging" and "more beautiful"

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:04 I’m more confused about what the fuck Nintendo was doing in 1889

  • @LB0206
    @LB0206 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    8:32 And right when he came back, she's there, reminding him (or being reminded) of the fart once again

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She had not, in fact, forgott the Fart

  • @HungerGamesFan88
    @HungerGamesFan88 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence] one is fucking genius.

  • @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer
    @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:19 what about the gravel war?
    TF2 reference BTW

  • @minjun8331
    @minjun8331 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There's a meme in korea that goes like this:
    If something happens when you're learning world history,it's most likely this mf.
    * *a picture of the british flag* *

  • @HERE.AND.QUEER.
    @HERE.AND.QUEER. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Practicing cutting off a head on a bicycle.” “Practicing cutting off a head.” “Practicing.”
    Practicing for what?

  • @Killerwale-hk4wy
    @Killerwale-hk4wy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Those students that took the castle (Gravensteen or castle of counts) had a beer supply with them that was meant for a couple days. After about 10 hours it was gone.

  • @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer
    @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:59 as a spanish guy I disagree, the spanish omellete is based on potatos, so add us to the potato europe please

  • @jakeguillot6246
    @jakeguillot6246 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:41
    I hate to admit it, but their prediction was more accurate than the Simpsons

  • @christophergroenewald5847
    @christophergroenewald5847 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    1:02 Mongolia's "navy" consists of a single 6-man patrol boat on a lake that they share with another country.

    • @SevenTheMisgiven
      @SevenTheMisgiven 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Uvs Nuur?

    • @SRobot08
      @SRobot08 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only one person of the navy can swim.

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:35
    Sorry, but irl they would kill a lot of people..

  • @MrpizzaDrip
    @MrpizzaDrip 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:25 NAH THATS TOO FAR 😭😭😭😭

  • @CheeseMiser
    @CheeseMiser 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:22 ignores rural towns

  • @redseven4040
    @redseven4040 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:35 Wow, in 1895 they had cars from the 1930s

  • @flare9757
    @flare9757 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    PLEASE tell me you didn’t just call the Louvre the Lovreh….

  • @fireembliam9090
    @fireembliam9090 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    7:33 India. Outdia.

  • @uniformsyter927
    @uniformsyter927 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Love ree all”

  • @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer
    @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    9:52 I don't see thay guy in there you liar

  • @SuperiorEdits755
    @SuperiorEdits755 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:18 as a 14 year old history nerd I can confirm I base my personality on the bottom left

  • @Sharkcookiess
    @Sharkcookiess 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Knock knock, it’s Europe!”
    The swedes: we did nothing 😭

  • @ScorpionZam
    @ScorpionZam 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:36 The barbary pirates enslaved 3 million people

  • @that_random_goto_statement
    @that_random_goto_statement 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    13:16 the profile picture.

  • @johnnotrealname8168
    @johnnotrealname8168 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    08:13 is a bit odd. The Medieval era, in some cases at least, was more progressive than the Early Modern era. For example women could indeed run businesses and own land and more. They could not divorce but neither could the men for religious reasons. Edit: 09:12 has the correct sentiment, they were not having fun at that time, however the response is equally incorrect. For starters, feudalism was more common in the Early Modern era than it was during the Medieval era. If one looks population-wise then the medieval era was rather nice until a certain *event* later. Up to that point Germans were settling in Central-Europe, more people existed and the weather was nice. Although after the *event* there is evidence of other improvements. For reference this is a common misconception in Ireland before the famine period, there was much hardship and social transformation as land usage was being manipulated however the Irish population was positively *BOOMING* being up to a third of the United-Kingdom population and they even looked rather healthy compared to peasants elsewhere. There is an Irish language lament on the loss of the potato which is justified as it was this nutritious crop, with buttermilk, that made-up the bulk of most Irishmen's dinner. What lauded sense of progress then that left them to starve for want of grain? Irish farmers had to wait really until the early 1900s to have a land-to-tiller law passed so, it depends on what you mean by feudalism, the British, enlightened liberals as they were, had feudalism until maybe 1904?

  • @marchionimaurizio2965
    @marchionimaurizio2965 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:18 All of Them. AddcInformatics and Physics, and we're Okay.

  • @BreakstuffzMapping
    @BreakstuffzMapping 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Garfield and McKinley are also the only open hearted presidents

  • @Jonno-m3q
    @Jonno-m3q 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    poe actually made only a few dollars from the raven during his lifetime