Cassetteboy - Emperor's New Clothes rap
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 มี.ค. 2015
- Firstly, please vote in the General Election. Secondly, go and see new film The Emperor's New Clothes -
www.TheEmperorsNewClothesFilm.co.uk
scnl.co/TENCBookNow
Lyrics:
Because we're leaving them to their own devices
The poorest are making all of the sacrifices -
The cost of living crisis, house prices, the cost of a deposit,
I don't give a shit
But yes of course we should address it
So we will blame the deficit on people claiming benefits
And as we debate what people get from the state
We don't care about how long people have to wait in A&E
We don't care about your GP
We have to get the money, it's important to me
And as the NHS is being sold off
It's businesses that get the profits in their pockets
Make sure the toffs stay better off
Make sure the money stops at the top
Take every penny from the hands of the many
And give everything to the few
Where is the fairness? We couldn't care less
One tax law for the rich and another for the rest
And we will take interest in the very richest
Let us make the poor their bitches
Tax evasion is a man-made disaster
These are the people I serve as Chancellor
I know the answer is to fill
The wallets of the rich and balance the bills
On the backs of the poor.
The rich pay less tax
Let us make sure they don't pay any more
And as my chums move their money offshore
I am the one holding open the door
Let us be the party that makes you cry
But madness is voting for the other guy
Good morning everybody
Our ideas are partly fear
Of people from different cultures coming here
And when I hear our policies about ethnic minorities
We're the only party that actually believes in social mobility
Cos our ability to push migrants on a boat
Is my personal priority
Yes, the majority of our policies
Blame people who come from other countries
Employment legislation, blame immigration
Excessive regulation, blame immigration
Bad education, blame immigration
No qualifications, blame immigration
Radicalisation, blame immigration
Unhappy situation, blame immigration
The intimidation in our nation
When we blame immigration
Is a total abomination
At home and abroad, we can afford to press pause
And put the needle on the record
Make sure the toffs stay better off
Make sure the money stops at the top
Take every penny from the hands of the many
And give everything to the few
We are not all in this together
We want to help the rich get richer forever
The poor will get a chance never
We don't give a damn about you
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I quote from UKIP. ''What happens when the renewable energy runs out?''
Lol
I mean, it'll eventually happen. But I think, by then, the Earth will be a scorching hell and/or inside the Sun.
Haha Victoria Ayling I heckled her outside the Hope and Anchor in Grimsby for this!
We beg for mercy from the flying pigs
Dunno, but blame immigration.
im willing to bet £25 that cassetteboy isnt a tory
OK bet not on because it's more obvious that my nose
Whaaaa...?
Genius
Only £25?
The Tories has the rest...
This basically cuts out all the bullshit that they talk about and gets to the point in a more truthful way!
And then you kill him xD
"I don't give a shit" Cameron's remixed lines were comedy gold.
I'm voting for the Monster Raving Loony party.
So is that the Lib Dems or the Green Party?
Scotty McDuck While it's entirely possible that's purely a joke (I'm certain it's at least partially one), such things can be hard to tell over the Internet, so I feel like I should specify that there is an actual, real party called the Monster Raving Loonies.
YossarianVanDriver Scotty McDuck It was popular in the 80's I believe, but, isn't so much anymore, however some constituencies are still represented :)
enlathestrange I say it's about time for a comeback.
YossarianVanDriver loonyparty.com/general-election-2015/
They should release this as a single
Cool idea, bro.
yes thay should
That would be fitting goodbye too these two twats.
"As the NHS is being sold off"
oh how times don't change
Gotta give it to them,they're persistent. I mean, they've been trying for the last ten years
@@cathemeraltheenby6840 uhm, not true.
What world do you live in the conservatives are constantly increasing the NHS budget
@@thedemon0843 its a con
Listen
The conservatives are paying most that budget into the hands the Private sector. As more parts of the NHs are privstised the cost goes up due to paying private practioners.
@@dannyjames8894 Haha good joke.
Fantastic job as ever, well done!
The Guardian,
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someone has to do it for the left. seeing as the mirror is shite
Right-wing:
The telegraph
The times
Financial times
Daily mail
Daily express
The sun
Left-wing:
Morning star
Mirror
Guardian
Seems legit...
James Richard Jeremy Clarkson-Hammond-May because if some people lie I also need to lie
Not Microsoft Don't think you know how an acrostic poem works
It's terrifying that a voting majority can be so mislead, politics needs to become a mandatory subject in schools rather than everyone having the same political opinion as their grandparents.
People are too misinformed to have mandatory voting. Also it would be too Totalitarian to make voting mandatory.
Danny Boy Australia have it, still only get an ~80% turnout
TheIamnotinsane I know. I just think mandatory voting would demonise the poorest as the punishment would be fines.
Danny Boy He's saying mandatory political education, not mandatory voting. It's actually one of the first comments I've read on youtube and thought, "Fuck, that's a good idea!"
I reckon it'd be a good idea to have it inset into standard curriculum along with Religious Studies. Only an hour or so a week for 14 - 16 year olds would teach them enough to have a basic understanding of how our country is run; thus developing their own views on it and not just copying family or peers.
Bleary Epoch Aye I get what you're on about but if it was to become a part of the national curriculum, we'd have teachers trained specifically to teach that subject and with a set curriculum to teach; hopefully dissipating any personal bias that teacher may have.
To be quite honest as well, what you said about opening your mind up; that's what we should see of these teenagers and young adults. If they've had some sort of teaching (even with a possible bias,) then they'd hopefully have the interest to then look into it in greater detail and shape their own opinion.
This is brilliant!
😁😁😁
Anyone back here after Brexit?
YESSS!
***** yeah.. same here
yeah. when this first came out I remember Farage seemed like a joke. Who would've thought he'd actually succeed, with brexit ... :(
Yep.
this channel should make a brexit insp one
Those 1k dislikes were Dave and George on 500 different Twitter account,
😂😂
"Blame immigration"
Imagen the people disliking a video critical of nigel firage
Genius
***** join us
Cue the flag waving avatards, Britain foreverzz, UKFirst, Fightforourcountry.......LULZ.
Get back to the Creepypastas. Jeff and the gang need you!!!
To be honest, I've been laughing at America for digging itself into a grave with Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump but when you get down to it, we Brits aren't any better now are we?
I guess that's what makes it easier to laugh at others.
+TheHappy_P0tat0 Fingers crossed we'll get a better outcome in 2020!
+curlyguy92 not with corbyn. it has to be hilary benn
+TheHappy_P0tat0 It looks like its not just the Brits and the Americans. Most EU countries are pretty fucked, too.
+TheHappy_P0tat0 farage is nowhere fucking close as right as trump you fuck nugget.
***** I'm sorry, where was Farage in that comment?
Where was he insinuated?
What makes you think I was talking about Farage at all?
The Emperor Strikes back.
In more than 8 years, this rap hasn't dated a single day! Still phenomenal!
Video is almost 9 years old and absolutely nothing has changed
other than russell brand going all ian watkins yeah
I mean if you are that thick to believe the Tories want to ‘get your money’ (for what purpose?) then yes.
@@NoContextRDH Missed all the crony contracts doled out to mates and donors during Covid did we ?
@@NoContextRDH everybody’s thick except you, aren’t they?
You’re fucking perfect, aren’t you?
What a tool. Did Starmer’s dad make you too?
I think this is the only time I've heard Cameron or Osborne tell the truth
Straight to the point too
This is great, a fair representation of what is going on.
On a separate point, we mustn't forget that
a. We can publish this sort of thing without fear of our front door being kicked in by some shady security people,
and b. We can do something about the poor leadership we have. Not everyone can.
Please vote, and if you don't like the choices, expand our options.
howd that go for us aye
you are so naive, they dont care because you cant do nothing about it even you vote, it does not even matter who you vote for..
We need a 'none of the above' option.
Or maybe just a big red button saying 'NO'.
Cassetteboy is such a beast.
Please stop advertising Russell Brand.
noodleface4 no
***** But he speaks to us more than any other politician. Even though he's a rich celebrity, he gives young people a voice and may give an answer to why young people feel so dissociated with politics unlike any other politician who ignores our opinions and lies to us just to get that short term vote.
***** If nothing is going to change then whats the point of voting in the first place. Russel Brand doesn't tell us not to vote to accept how society is now but rather he tires to inspire people to take change for themselves rather than to just hope for a politician bring change.
I don't like Russell Brand. I've given him plenty of chances, and he's just a psuedointellectual with no social policies other then opposing the British government. And trust me, I hate Cameron and Farage too. But I really, really don't like Russell brand.
Cassetteboy you have officially made my day and more.
Thank You
This is a fucking master piece of art
*I VOTE FOR THE QUEEN TO DISSOLVE PARLIAMENT!* and to rebuild it from scratch, removing money and "political donations" from the political system - If only... But guess what? The Queen actually possesses the power to do this. lol.
#VoteQueenie2015
I actually completely agree with you but unfortunately this will never happen, and the concept of money is already so fucked there's no legitimate way of taking it out of the equation im afraid. :/
Gaming with Mikey! Exactly. Fuck em all. Then disband the pedo Royals.
came across this vid on davidicke.com headlines page
Personally, I'd vote for the dissolution of the monarchy. We should be able to vote for our head of state.
Fuck it, go back to an absolute monarchy. The common, uneducated peasant does not deserve a say, nor does he know what's best for the country.
These are fantastic, the scanning and the music and putting it together so perfectly.
returning to my jam
Bravo! An editing tour de force.
Man, you must never sleep!
An engineering masterpiece!
And all true!!
Newest budget is gonna leave me friggin' homeless soon enough. At least this song makes me happy
Finally! I found the full video! And I'm overjoyed to see there's a whole channel of this.
Brilliant, I love it. Best cassetteboy vid in ages!
This is gold!
2021... Still a relevant video...
8 years later this is all pretty true.
Dude, you have just made my year :-) brilliant
Great job as always :)
This is truly unbelievable editing.. fantastic job
Brilliantly edited. Absolutely brilliant. Time for a revolution I think.
some of the tightest editing i ever seen. hats off
Brilliant.
All those comments about tax havens are oddly relevant right now
They certainly are that.
Fantastic job on this cassettebot :) It must have been a lot of fun finding the rhymes and sewing it all up together. Entertaining, but more importantly a creative, powerful message.. thankyou :)
I love this endlessly
Wow almost four years on and more on the nose than ever....
Another excellent cassetteboy mix. Keep them coming!
Share share and share again with included orders to share!!
This needs to hit millions of hits
Probably your best work yet!
"We have to get the money it's important to me"....Cameron talking about Grensill there clearly
2:27-2:42 So funny and true! xD
Fame really changed Brendon #stillgotthatbigassforehead
😂😂😂😂
I'm dying😂😂😂
omg I'm crying
+Maria Salazar Who the hell is Brendon?
Ace Alderman my smol emo son
Another Legendary video
Loved the last one, I didn't think you could do it again. Nice!
Hatred of George Osborne was the whole reason why 52% voted in favour of leaving the EU.
It really wasn’t, any credible evidence?
Still blown away at how good this is
Doesn’t take a lot then
An exquisite exposé and expression of wonderful creativity.
This video is great! Very well done ^ ^ Thanks, CassetteBoy!!
Green party it is.
european union lapdogs
Anthony McLean I assume you still live with your parents and regularly indulge in music circles at the park.
***** I do love a good daisy chain but that isn't a policy...
God no
this is legendary
Beautiful
This is now a reality.
NOICE!
this is my new favourite thing
Loving this one
1k conservative fanboys disliked this
And by conservatives, you mean immagrants who like recieving benefits...
Hyper Sensitive Ego what?
Najib Rahman All 329 of them.
I think it is relevant to the message of this video to point out that the Green Party of England and Wales does seem to be the only party of significance in this election whose policies aren't influenced by the rich donor class. I would urge anyone to vote for them solely on this issue.
thanks Cassetteboy, another quality video, I'm sharing this one too :-)
I like how in 7 years time things have not gotten a single bit better for the UK.
Doesn't matter which party you're in favour of. None of them can truly lead if we're still part of the EU. Should do a video featuring EU leaders next time...
Yeah let's just not do that. Without the EU import and export fees would be hideous.
Carla Columna I love that idea, what do you think cassetteboy ?
This is genius
7 years later, still relevant. Sad.
This is GOLD
Do one for Labour and the SNP and another for the Greens and Lib Dems.
Lib Dems made their own thing. It was unsurprisingly awful.
Agree. I love satire but you must satirise on at least something resembling an equal level.
Bumblesquash Those in power and far right scumbags are more deserving targets.
ianucci "far right" I like how a centre right party is like a fascist dictatorship to you socialist wankers. Go back to your russel brand videos who by the way is in a relationship with a member of the Rothstein family.
***** F
CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARAGE
Absolutely brilliant
THIS IS GENIUS!!!!
Too bad that making rap remixes, rearranging their words so that they say the actual truth, is the only thing we can reasonably do
Brilliant. I would love to learn the name of the background music piece.
Massive respect to you.
This is amazing Back in the day, I was down with EBN, and you have really, really carried that torch. well done.
Ha ha, very clever.
UKIP segway had me in stitches
this is so good!
this is art
Ever going to do one about the other leaders or just anyone you don't agree with?
Can anybody tell me what song this beat is from?
Cameron's voice lends itself so we'll to rapping
Oh my life this is amazing
What is the name of this song please someone tell me???
Basically a year later nothing has changed :/
3 months
@tony mcmonster I FOUND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. N00B PLZ DEPORT
I love this. Excellent.
Was at your guys talk at Confetti industry week, this is brilliant!
Can you put this on iTunes so we can make it number 1st in the charts?
Is the background track an original song? I would like to know.
Absolute genius
Looks like Nigel's dream finally came true.
God bless
Yes, he's destroyed the country and idiots helped him.
"democracy destroyed the country"
Lol okay m8.
Dragoneye *Idiots
Keep thinking that. Judging by the two dot e in your name i'm going have to assume you're probably a German. Which means you're either an immigrant whose pissed at the UK or you're a die hard E.U lover you neo nazi.
***** It's about you having no fucking clue what you're talking about.
Was enjoying this until Russell Brand.
I disagree with you on quite a bit Andy, but at least we can agree that Brand sucks.
watch the trews the whole trews and nothing but the trews
Captain Andy
Thanks for the warning!
lol ... Brand is a far worse twat that Dave C
This is art
This is awesome dude!
This must have taken forever, bravo...mate? You say that in Britain right? cool.
Jesus Christ, here's a random yank pretending to be from a country who gave birth to his then pushed it away.
HarvoOak Shhhh. Don't pick on him for taking an interest in other countries. The yanks barely know where Europe is, let alone anything about the politics here. Best not to discourage them when they try to take an interest.
HarvoOak Since I'm a second generation German immigrant, I don't think that applies too well. But, maybe we wouldn't have pushed you away if you didn't love over-taxing our tea! TEA FREEDOM!!!
TPQ1980 Let them believe in their 'free world'
Swoost Pretty sure we flew aid workers in berlin when the wall was built, we sustained you gave you coal food and sweets for the children. You ungrateful mong
Is this on Spotify??