I've thought about this too. Because the Earth has a whopping 26-hour range between time zones, you could actually have it be Monday on the furthest-behind areas, Tuesday for almost all of the world, AND Wednesday on the furthest-ahead areas, all at the same time. And stuff like that happens every day!
In the game "The Stanley Parable" there is an achievement where you must not play the game for 5 years and I was theorizing what was the fastest possible speedrun of that achievement. Starting at 11:59pm and opening the game back up 5 years later at 12:00am can save up to 24hrs, but you could also use the timezone trick here to save another 25hrs (26hrs if you start on some uninhabited islands in UTC-12), then if you do it between the years 2096 and 2104 you could save another 24hrs since 2100 will not be a leap year.
@@veryrisku1119 Multiples of 400: leap year. Multiples of 100: not leap year. Multiples of 4: leap year. Look it up, that’s part of our Gregorian Calendar.
The year 2008 was the longest of my life. I spent New Year's Eve 2007/08 in Queenstown, New Zealand. I spent New Year's Eve 2008/09 in San Francisco, USA. Queenstown sits in the UTC+13 time zone (daylight saving applies in the summer, which New Year's falls in). San Francisco is UTC-8. In other words, compared to someone who just spent their whole year in London, mine started 13 hours earlier and ended 8 hours later, for a total of an extra 21 hours. Considering 2008 was also a leap year, my 2008 was almost two full days longer than a normal year. Time zones are fun.
He was supposed to be uploading every Monday, but when he found out about this trick he skipped every Monday for 3 years, so now he decided to make a video about it
Fun Fact: In Super Mario Odyssey, speedrunners get a moon by growing a nut, which usually takes 15 minutes. But by setting there in-game clock a certain way, Daylight-savings time occurs as they plant the nut, growing it instantly, because the game thinks it has been 15 minutes.
@@porter5224 Ho STFU He obviously stopped making videos for his mental health, if he wants to upload an irrelevant video every three years let him fuckin do it, you're not fuckin paying for it
@@totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547 yeah, it's not like there's an option to reset your passwords and countless other options, once you forget your password you just remember it or lose the account
@@ephraimsteinberg8326 yea the snow was a good fix, but the new restrictions on player movement kinda suck, and it takes forever for cutscenes to finish now
@Moses Stephen Lualhati I wish they would re-add the old physics for Society from the Equality Update (v1.9.28 last time I checked patch notes) because the recent updates glitched out the community and now Society acts like it did in 1.8.66.
I rewatch your videos so often I never even noticed you were already gone for 4 years! Good to have you back for another video, and also glad that you have your priorities clear in your mind.
We got back Bill Wurtz a month ago. Now Xidnaf. Will Sam O Nella be next? Edit: watched to the end. Xidnaf may not be back, which is valid tbh, and I’d rather see them doing well than feeling compelled to feed content into the Algorithm
Plot twist: He refined this method so much, he can skip entire years. He hasn't shared this information with the world because it would render time meaningless, creating an infinite Big Bang destroying the universe as we know it.
hope you’re doin alright now Xidnaf, your videos are really cool and I love all the topics you cover :-) I’m glad you’re able to have some time for yourself!! if you return to TH-cam, please don’t stress over it and remember to take breaks ! I hope you’re having a good new year
@@SpaghettiRoad Oh wait- Not Emkay you're in FakeJake I watch both I thought you were in Emkay- oh and you already noticed the video thats how I knew it was you :D
dunno if you're just joking or genuinely curious about his second channel, so I'll just link it in case anyone needs it th-cam.com/channels/h7Fh7cDnaMXALyileCNgOg.html
This popped up on my feed, I've never watched any of your videos before. This is the first time I've subscribed to someone after seeing only one of their video. Thank you for this. This makes me very happy.
amazing video. no elaboration, just an instructional guide through your journey to skip monday. plus a mention of a hiatus at the end, which judging by the comments, means so incredibly little. truly a masterpiece.
I really enjoyed the video and I’m glad that you are focused on Your mental health! I have missed your videos, but I would much rather know that you are finding happiness my friend.
“I have an opening for Monday, will that work?” “Oh sorry I don’t do Mondays.” “Oh we all need a day to ourselves, I get that.” “No. I skip Mondays. I don’t do Mondays.”
My man I forgot this channel existed I remember then look you up and realized you hadnt posted in years until 9 months Please dont leave Stay as long as you can
Yeah when you fly between Hawaii and Micronesia you either gain or lose a whole day in only a 5-hour flight by crossing the date line, depending on which direction you're going.
Yes - I approve of Xidnaf keeping himself healthy! With him gone, I'll be able to take his place in linguistics TH-cam fame! Seriously though, I hope you're doing okay, Xidnaf.
i mean if you moved at the speed of light time wouldn't be a thing to you due to some quantum shit, so if you orbit the earth that fast for say, 2 years, when you come back everyone would have aged but you are the same from 2 yeard before (look up twin paradox, some physics site can explain it better)
@@SuperUmizoomi It basically comes as a result of combining "There's no way to tell a moving object in a stationary environment from a stationary object in a moving environment" and "the speed of light is constant". That is, relativity. Which is very different from quantum physics. Einstein came up with relativity and thought quantum physics was garbage.
I've also been thinking about the fact that if someone's born in the timezone that's the most behind London and then moves to the most future timezone and then dies there, they could live one day longer than they actually did. Like their documents will say they lived x amount of years and 6 days, but they actually only lived x years and 5 days. Which I know is a stupid and pointless thought, but these kind of hypothetical brain exercises are fun !
Also if someone is born in the timezone most ahead of London on a new year, then travel to the timezone most behind London immediately and die. How would they write "year born-year died"?
I would say I never clicked a notification faster but truth is that I spent a solid fifty minutes just thinking “wait no hang on what” and repeatedly pinching myself
Counting fingers is a better reality check that one doesn't work many times because you do can feel pain in dreams. Search for "lucid dream" for more information in Reddit and Google but please not TH-cam
Hey, as much as we may love your videos and as much as we all missed you, it's okay if you're gone. We'd rather you be happy and healthy even if that means you don't make any more videos.
I'm 21 years old and I feel like this is the first time anyone has ever mentioned the international date line to me... timezones suddenly make sense to me now
I find the comments about having a 3 year wait very funny because I have never heard of this person in my life. I've subscribed purely because I'm curious when the next upload will be if ever (And I mean the video was really good too so I wouldn't really mind another)
the reason this video took so long to come out is that he has been doing this for the past three years, and he only works on his youtube channel on Mondays.
I have a four day work week and work from home. This pandemic was good to me, as the changes are permanent. Our company is saving tons of money and we get just as much done in four days because we stay focused and we aren’t doing stupid stuff like chatting at each other’s desks. It’s beautiful, it’s amazing, and I love it. More companies need to wake up to this, and I think more are now than ever, but it’s still going to take some time until this is more common.
I’m so glad you’ve returned. I’ve been waiting literally years... I’ve been through like four political ideologies and I’ve chewed through like two different religious convictions.
'I decided I wanted to make a video, so I did'
I miss when this was the only reason any TH-cam video existed.
This, man. Feel free to come to and from TH-cam as you please Xidnaf. You don't need to dedicate yourself to TH-cam just to make videos
yes this
too real man, too real
People have to make money man, and you're the one who prob doesn't watch many of he people who do it for free and work because the dont post too often
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I've thought about this too. Because the Earth has a whopping 26-hour range between time zones, you could actually have it be Monday on the furthest-behind areas, Tuesday for almost all of the world, AND Wednesday on the furthest-ahead areas, all at the same time. And stuff like that happens every day!
Oh hi, Cary.
I have seen you on two videos in a row now bro I just came from the Mandelbrot music one
@@coreblaster6809 same I finished watching code parade's Mandelbrot music and this video got recommended
And I believe that exact analogy is about to happen.
Cary really do be subscribed to all the best educational channels 🔥🔥
“Alright guys, the next video will be out on my next Monday. Seeya!”
Oh no
PFFFFT
uh oh
yes
i mean it is a Monday just like 3 years of
I love how this guy comes back after 3 years, posts a 3 minute video about a random subject, refuses to elaborate, and then leaves. Absolute gigachad
So true
Xidnaf grindset
Well he does elaborate in the end so yeah
A 3 minute and 33 seconds video. There are three 3's. Awesome
he dead
"Time zones are a perfectly balanced system with no exploits"
Lol
Sponsored by yorkshire tea
we should end timezones ngl
Gamora's Switchb̶l̶a̶d̶e̶ zone
This comment & video would make a certain British man very happy.
"So what did you do on monday?"
"I ceased to exist"
I ceased it's existence
All comments were posted Monday lmfao
Cool, I did the opposite, I started to re-exist
Quiet garfield
Person 2: That's the problem. *There was no Monday.*
Person 1: WhAaAaAt?
And when the world needed him most.. he returned. And disappeared again exactly in 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
TheTH-camr we need, not the one we deserve
...32 actually
@@maddie28 33 actually
@@maddie28 but it's different on some devices so I can't blame you
@@Casper5 yeah it's showing me 32 so I think that's why
In the game "The Stanley Parable" there is an achievement where you must not play the game for 5 years and I was theorizing what was the fastest possible speedrun of that achievement. Starting at 11:59pm and opening the game back up 5 years later at 12:00am can save up to 24hrs, but you could also use the timezone trick here to save another 25hrs (26hrs if you start on some uninhabited islands in UTC-12), then if you do it between the years 2096 and 2104 you could save another 24hrs since 2100 will not be a leap year.
Why isn’t 2100 a leap year?
@@veryrisku1119 Multiples of 400: leap year. Multiples of 100: not leap year. Multiples of 4: leap year. Look it up, that’s part of our Gregorian Calendar.
@@veryrisku1119 if there is a double zero at the end no leap year
Can you cheese the game by changing the device date?😏
@@shafa.n.t You can but we were trying to come up with methods besides having an incorrectly set clock
This man has his life in check, he’s not asking why the time zones are like the way they are, he just wants to skip Monday
Time zones are just the human representation of time. It’s that way because humans deemed it so and humans typically dislike change
@@ryant6041 I haven't heard of these "humans" they sound weird
@@totallynotpaul6211 Know 'Forrest Valkai' and his Video about Gender-Science?
Its real good.
@@nenmaster5218 WAIT A FELLOW FORREST VALKAI CONNOSEUR???!!!
@@signodeinterrogacion8361 I do not understand youre comment, hun
Man, Garfield has never woken up faster.
nice pfp
Easiest boss
hollowknight pfp nice
@@alfresco1552 ONLY BECAUSE I WAS HOLDING BACK
He's literally going to skip any day he hates.
This dude skipped 3 years and made a video about skipping one day smh
a magician never tells his secrets
@@plav6067 this one did
He’s being it continuously for the past three years he’s actually still in 2017
No, he made a video last year I believe he made a video about sh!77y jobs and bu11sh!77 jobs. Don't know if he deleted it tho
TH-cam randomly “forgets” my subscriptions of the most faithful regular uploaders.
Also TH-cam : You must see the new xidnaf video now!
The year 2008 was the longest of my life. I spent New Year's Eve 2007/08 in Queenstown, New Zealand. I spent New Year's Eve 2008/09 in San Francisco, USA. Queenstown sits in the UTC+13 time zone (daylight saving applies in the summer, which New Year's falls in). San Francisco is UTC-8. In other words, compared to someone who just spent their whole year in London, mine started 13 hours earlier and ended 8 hours later, for a total of an extra 21 hours. Considering 2008 was also a leap year, my 2008 was almost two full days longer than a normal year. Time zones are fun.
You could exploit this every second and umm you……..I guess you broke the earth. Time zones need a rework now ig. Mind calling earths bug report team ?
You gotta top it by doing half of what the video above described and extending your year to 366 days.
How and why the frick does my reply have 60 likes lmao I’ve never seen a reply get that many Internet points
dang, now ur making me think if 2012 or 2016 was my longest as I lived in Asia and made frequent trips back home to the USA...
you know this guy has posts about "deprogramming" people he hates on tumblr?
"I didn't fact check this because that would require research and I forgot how to read sometime in 2018" what an absolute mood
Every covidiot on facebook
My reading skills plummeted after 2018
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antimaskers
@@benjaminbouaoune4466 first time hearing covidiot and damn I love that word and would add in my dictionary
This is why I don't unsub from channels that stop uploading. Every once in a while I get a little jolt of happiness in my sub box.
I unsubbed but youtube was still like: would you like to watch this video?
i wasnt even subbed amd thia randomly gpt recommended
He was supposed to be uploading every Monday, but when he found out about this trick he skipped every Monday for 3 years, so now he decided to make a video about it
or that he took a boat too late and became a monday in the first time in 3 years for him.
GENIUS
@@alexjohn7271 *Aha!*
Yep
“I forgot how to read sometime in 2018.”
Solid joke, sudden, concise delivery. 8.5/10
easily a 9.5 🙄
you know this guy has posts about "deprogramming" people he hates on tumblr?
@@slvrshore5300 I never said he was a good person, just that this one specific joke was well made.
This sounds like something a speedrunner would do in a game
Fun Fact: In Super Mario Odyssey, speedrunners get a moon by growing a nut, which usually takes 15 minutes. But by setting there in-game clock a certain way, Daylight-savings time occurs as they plant the nut, growing it instantly, because the game thinks it has been 15 minutes.
@@FlameHeart3063 Actually 20 minutes, and they have to enter a loading zone for the time to update, but yeah
@@albond Ehh, I was close enough for it being a spur of the moment memory. Lol
@Vibin' ;) ;)
ah yes, have you heard of the really strange Slime Rancher glitch that speedrunners use that abuses the time?
Brb going to Kiribati
jesus your channel scared me when i clicked on it
@@cs7811 peak America
Me too i’ll be back on monday
@@cs7811 gun asmr
Yooooooo
Sorry boss I can’t come in to work Monday
Why not?
Monday doesn’t exist anymore
>:D
*EVIL UNEMPLOYED LAUGH*
*wait what?*
What’s a Monday?
Can I move my monday work to tursday?
When will you do your tuesdays work then?
The other thursday after sunday, duh!
Reality can be whatever I want.
Monday skip was finally discovered!!! It saves around 24 hours every week. Huge for speedrunners.
I measure in real time so it's not worth the travel time :/
@@Potatoboii2 Luckily for you, you just have to walk across a pixel-perfect line.
“When the world needed him most, he returned”
But not for long
and then immediately left again lmaaaooo
@@DevanK-rg3td e3
One of the fastest "Hi and byes" the internet has ever seen.
This guy seriously didn’t upload for three years and when he suddenly came back, he acted like nothing happened. Absolute mad lad.
He was just skipping Monday every time
Certified gamer.
@@animan-2389 he ended his streak and had to come back. Then he shared his knowledge.
Wait. Whaaaat?
@@HourRomanticist Then he will go back and come again in 3 years to tell us the secrets of the universe
Man just dipped for like 3 years and came back like nothing happened
Absolute power move
Has it been three years already? Man what even is time anymore.
he didnt just dip, he said the n-word and dipped
Wacth the end of the video, dude
He had uploaded another video a while back, but made it private
@@CaptainAwsome wait are you for real
When the world needed him the most he came back, and disappeared once more.
Absolutely worth the wait!
Not really, we had to wait 3 years and we didn't even get a linguistics video
@@porter5224 Ho STFU He obviously stopped making videos for his mental health, if he wants to upload an irrelevant video every three years let him fuckin do it, you're not fuckin paying for it
@@Nae_Ayy just because it’s not Worth the wait does not mean that you don’t want making videos to there life he was just expecting more
@@avus-kw2f213 did you just have a stroke
@@Nae_Ayy NO
But I think you are rotten to the core and just a bad person
Looks like someone remembered their TH-cam password.
That’s probably what happened
666th like :)
@@kenyanicholas6809 here's your crown king, you dropped it! ↑△↑
@@kenyanicholas6809 777
@@totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547 yeah, it's not like there's an option to reset your passwords and countless other options, once you forget your password you just remember it or lose the account
Hopefully this doesn’t get patched in the next update
@Brandon Buchan but, but the next update is on New Years the developers update the simulation once a year😑 duh, did you just start playing?
Ye the last patches took away a lot of good glitches, but I'm glad they took away the snow, it really slowed down the movement speed.
@@ephraimsteinberg8326 wait lol
@@ephraimsteinberg8326 yea the snow was a good fix, but the new restrictions on player movement kinda suck, and it takes forever for cutscenes to finish now
@Moses Stephen Lualhati I wish they would re-add the old physics for Society from the Equality Update (v1.9.28 last time I checked patch notes) because the recent updates glitched out the community and now Society acts like it did in 1.8.66.
I rewatch your videos so often I never even noticed you were already gone for 4 years!
Good to have you back for another video, and also glad that you have your priorities clear in your mind.
Schools hate him! Find out how he skipped every monday by using this simple trick!
Garfield would love this video
*Garfield wants to know your location*
God will make the patch update next month to fix this
This is YOUR daily does of internet
!!1!11!!!
We got back Bill Wurtz a month ago. Now Xidnaf. Will Sam O Nella be next?
Edit: watched to the end. Xidnaf may not be back, which is valid tbh, and I’d rather see them doing well than feeling compelled to feed content into the Algorithm
Remind me to come back in a month so I can call you a prophet
I didnt even realize Sam was gone
@@falpsdsqglthnsac
Come back in a month
@@codekillerz5392 yeah he has been gone for more then a year now
Bill Wurtz never really left though, he was very active on his website.
Maybe to him he didn't take a year off because he was skipping days.
Plot twist: He refined this method so much, he can skip entire years. He hasn't shared this information with the world because it would render time meaningless, creating an infinite Big Bang destroying the universe as we know it.
really tuesdays are worse
hope you’re doin alright now Xidnaf, your videos are really cool and I love all the topics you cover :-) I’m glad you’re able to have some time for yourself!! if you return to TH-cam, please don’t stress over it and remember to take breaks ! I hope you’re having a good new year
Oh, awesome to have you back! Hope to see more - but of course no pressure!
Why hello verified person
Hello the guy that was in an Emkay video that one time
@@yako_the_silly I was? Do you know when or which one? :)
@@SpaghettiRoad Oh wait- Not Emkay you're in FakeJake I watch both I thought you were in Emkay- oh and you already noticed the video thats how I knew it was you :D
@@SpaghettiRoad I just realised this is the first time someone thats verified replied to me :0
Thanks :)
My teacher: Your assignment is due by Monday
Me:
🧠
Big 🧠
Huge 🧠
Massive 🧠
Gigantic 🧠
Xidnaf: I made this video but may not make any others because it got to be bad for me
Comments: HE'S BACK, WE'RE SAVED
FINALLY MY QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
I'VE BEEN QUESTIONING THIS FOR YEARS
THANK YOU SO MUCH GOOD SIR
"Why didn't you come in yesterday?"
"It was Saturday"
3 years later, and his voice still hasn't broken.
Why would it break lol
There is a thing called growing up
wow its been 3 years already
Some things never change
Yea some of us have higher voices and it's ok
I like the voice anyways
Xidnaf: "Hi :) follow me on my 2nd account and twitter."
Us: "Can we get links?"
Xidnaf: "Ew no"
dunno if you're just joking or genuinely curious about his second channel, so I'll just link it in case anyone needs it
th-cam.com/channels/h7Fh7cDnaMXALyileCNgOg.html
@@pikapi985 clicked on the link and forgot I was subscribed to this
This popped up on my feed, I've never watched any of your videos before. This is the first time I've subscribed to someone after seeing only one of their video.
Thank you for this. This makes me very happy.
Just think about it, if Mondays were all eliminated, everyone would hate Tuesday
And if tuesdays were all eliminated everyone would hate wednesday
And if Wednesdays were eliminated everyone would hate Thursday
And if Thursdays were all eliminated then everyone would hate Friday
And if Fridays were eliminated everyone would hate existence itself
And if existence was all eliminated we wouldn’t
I love how everybody in the comment section is like "Our lord and saviour has returned!" and nobody talks about the actual content of the video
Then you precede to not talk about the video either, as do I...
I hate it.
who really comments about the content of a video anymore? we’re just happy our linguist king is back for a little
@@naumprihodyaschy8629 I mean the guy’s been away for a long time... ofc they’d think about his return
"I didn't fact check that cause that would require doing actual research"
I relate to that on a spiritual level
"and I forgot to read sometime in 2018"
same
One day imma find a guy with a quarter mustache. I've found without, with one, and now half a mustache.
@@goldlion9066
Collecting them like Pokemon cards
There is another
amazing video. no elaboration, just an instructional guide through your journey to skip monday. plus a mention of a hiatus at the end, which judging by the comments, means so incredibly little. truly a masterpiece.
Garfield: "Here, have a metric ton of lasagne because you're fucking epic"
John we are moving to the closest we can get to a border
Lasaga 😋
What drugs happened here?
@@epicboxx3838 Depends on who you’re talking about me weed him I’m pretty sure heroin
Good use of the plural of lasagna
“I forgot how to read sometime in 2018” SAME
same for me, even though I'm a few years younger than him, so it's not an age thing
what does this comment say
Look who's back, back again, xindaf's back, tell a friend
Now this look like a job for Xid, so everybody, just follow me, cuz we need a little literacy, and it feels so plenty when xid's here
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
@@elderlyoogway bars 🔥🔥🔥
But I have no friends
Stole my comment
I really enjoyed the video and I’m glad that you are focused on Your mental health! I have missed your videos, but I would much rather know that you are finding happiness my friend.
i’ve been saying you can “time travel” using time zones since like 2nd grade and no one has listened to me- THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT
I've been trying to find out where his sock had gone...
Sleeping/napping is technically just travelling in the future
This was actually me
10 months ago: He’s back after 2 years!
Today: He’s back after 3 years!
whadya mean there's no video then
was there another video?
It is unlisted, it is about the pandemic and jobs
@@snaaail oh thank you !! do you think you could link it if you happen to have it saved or in your history?
This guy: *Wins algorithm jackpot in 3 years*
Also this guy: "aight ima head out"
“I have an opening for Monday, will that work?”
“Oh sorry I don’t do Mondays.”
“Oh we all need a day to ourselves, I get that.”
“No. I skip Mondays. I don’t do Mondays.”
Well, the topic in this video definitely wasn't touchy. He kept his promise
I am a time zone, and my father was a monday.
:P
Teacher: why aren’t you in school on Mondays?
Me, using this trick for the rest of my life: i forgot what a Monday was.
Not only is he back, but he’s a fan of Map Men. Hell yeah
Every human should be a fan of map men
The most important takeaway from this video.
My man
I forgot this channel existed
I remember then look you up and realized you hadnt posted in years until 9 months
Please dont leave
Stay as long as you can
"I have become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
-Garfield
Imagine that they say "we will be flying for one day" and then we just get to our location in like 1 hour.
Yeah when you fly between Hawaii and Micronesia you either gain or lose a whole day in only a 5-hour flight by crossing the date line, depending on which direction you're going.
Yes - I approve of Xidnaf keeping himself healthy!
With him gone, I'll be able to take his place in linguistics TH-cam fame!
Seriously though, I hope you're doing okay, Xidnaf.
Another linguistics channel to check out. Cool.
The state of your channel is relatable
Garfield: “can we move, Jon.”
Jon where are you?
I don't want to be alone
I don't need Jon's permission
*Looks at youtube homepage*
"Xindaf"
Me: Now that's a recommendation I haven't seen in years
When I was a kid, I used to think you could travel into the future if you went around the Earth fast enough and kept moving ahead in hours.
i mean if you moved at the speed of light time wouldn't be a thing to you due to some quantum shit, so if you orbit the earth that fast for say, 2 years, when you come back everyone would have aged but you are the same from 2 yeard before (look up twin paradox, some physics site can explain it better)
@@SuperUmizoomi go fast people age you don’t
troll science moment
@@quangos9455 this is an amazing explanation thanks
@@SuperUmizoomi It basically comes as a result of combining "There's no way to tell a moving object in a stationary environment from a stationary object in a moving environment" and "the speed of light is constant". That is, relativity. Which is very different from quantum physics. Einstein came up with relativity and thought quantum physics was garbage.
I've also been thinking about the fact that if someone's born in the timezone that's the most behind London and then moves to the most future timezone and then dies there, they could live one day longer than they actually did. Like their documents will say they lived x amount of years and 6 days, but they actually only lived x years and 5 days. Which I know is a stupid and pointless thought, but these kind of hypothetical brain exercises are fun !
Also if someone is born in the timezone most ahead of London on a new year, then travel to the timezone most behind London immediately and die. How would they write "year born-year died"?
Or x years but actually x-1 years and 365 days (leap years count)
Also known as: "skip day glitch speedrun strat"
Lmao
"entire day speedrun any%"
We can see here that the theoretical WR for the Monday ANY% speedrun is 0.00.
"Garfeild speedrun strat"
"So yeah, I'll see you guys in my next video."
Right, which will never be on a Monday. Got it.
Hey guys see you Monday!
Monday: guys!? Guys?! This isn’t funny!! Where the fuck did everyone go!
I'm really happy to hear he put down making videos to focus. I remember it seemed like making videos got in the way of his studies a few years ago
"The Return of the King"
This guy sounds like Dr Doofenshmirtz without a sore throat
Y E S
This, Perry the the platypus, is my NO-MORE-MONDAY-INATOR
I would say I never clicked a notification faster but truth is that I spent a solid fifty minutes just thinking “wait no hang on what” and repeatedly pinching myself
Counting fingers is a better reality check that one doesn't work many times because you do can feel pain in dreams. Search for "lucid dream" for more information in Reddit and Google but please not TH-cam
I wanted to comment, "Yay! Now make more videos!!".. and then you made a really good point in the end. Stay well :D
Hey, as much as we may love your videos and as much as we all missed you, it's okay if you're gone. We'd rather you be happy and healthy even if that means you don't make any more videos.
I'm 21 years old and I feel like this is the first time anyone has ever mentioned the international date line to me... timezones suddenly make sense to me now
How
I also kind of didn't know about it until I crossed travelling to Korea
Wtf
typical Americans figuring out timezones at 21
@@Bruh.Master he's Canadian...
"I decided that I need to focus on building other sources of meaning and fulfillment in my life" is such a mood ❤️
Glad to see this channel is still somewhat alive.
As a wise comment section once said: “haha funny lasagne cat”
Xixnaf has been skipping their upload dates by abusing timezones lmao
Me who skipped sunday: *demonic laughter*
you madman
who hurt you?
@@littlemissfinch jokes on you i dont have a religion
@@ZealousHazmat my sanity
@@kriegenjoyer6913 demons don't have a religion but they can be compelled.
A tear of joy rolls down Garfield's face.
It’s a sign that this was on my recommended. He has returned and I don’t even know who he is. That is the power he holds.
I find the comments about having a 3 year wait very funny because I have never heard of this person in my life. I've subscribed purely because I'm curious when the next upload will be if ever
(And I mean the video was really good too so I wouldn't really mind another)
He Prottecc,
He Attacc,
But more importantly OMFG HE FINALLY BACC
garfield is furiously taking notes
Instructions unclear, accidentally got to the fourth dimention.
Guys please don’t put any pressure on him to keep going, I feel like that is part of why he left last time, just support him
I know the feeling of being pressured to keep going, so I'll just support him.
the reason this video took so long to come out is that he has been doing this for the past three years, and he only works on his youtube channel on Mondays.
Lmaoo
i've never woken up faster after this, this was amazing thx man
Jesus Christ, he’s unlocked the secret to life
I don’t know why but his voice makes him sound really nice.
Really nice _and_ funny
I have a four day work week and work from home. This pandemic was good to me, as the changes are permanent. Our company is saving tons of money and we get just as much done in four days because we stay focused and we aren’t doing stupid stuff like chatting at each other’s desks. It’s beautiful, it’s amazing, and I love it. More companies need to wake up to this, and I think more are now than ever, but it’s still going to take some time until this is more common.
This took 3 years of hardwork a 24/7 grind to make. Absolute Madlad.
I’m so glad you’ve returned. I’ve been waiting literally years... I’ve been through like four political ideologies and I’ve chewed through like two different religious convictions.
Garfield: Is it possible to learn this power?
lol.
Alt title: How to time travel without FTL speed.
... if you're super super rich
you could just have two houses right next to each other, but each house is in a different time zone.
This video turned a topic that I know and understand into a topic that I have no idea how it works
Hope what ever you decide to do next you live a happier and healthier life.
My god...a new Xidnaf upload? What is this madness!?
Glad to see you back!
Tuesday morning at the office: “Why didn’t you come to work on Monday? You’re fired.”
"Mondays no longer exist in my reality."
"OK, Clint, that's great. You're still fired."
"What's Monday?"
Well I'm pretty sure that business days are based on the time zone that your business uses, no matter what time zone you're in.
@@wal0203 "I'm sorry I don't go through Monday"
OMG I USED TO THINK ABOUT THIS EVER SINCE I LEARNT ABOUT TIME ZONES. THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO!