Pat the NES Punk returned to review the two X-Men NES games! Let me know what you thought! ►Support the show? www.patreon.com/patcontri ►My book - Ultimate Nintendo: Guide to the NES Library - ultimateNES.com ►Click here to subscribe: bit.ly/1wRxyQg ►Follow on twitter: twitter.com/patthenespunk ►My website: thepunkeffect.com ►Watch more of my vids: bit.ly/1GgVger
These guys are all friends and cross promote each other by commenting on each other's pages. Except Cinemassacre, they are already at the apex of reviews, so they do not need to comment on anybody else's.
Heya Pat, I know you've been super busy with the podcast and the book and all (super proud of you on the book by the way) but it's really great to see NES Punk videos making a comeback. I think your Batman v Superman one was one of your best ever, and this one was a lot of fun, so I just wanted to let you know your hard work is appreciated. Keep it up.
Apparently Storm's line about "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning..." actually made more sense originally, until a scene was cut. The Toad character kept saying "do you know what happens to a ..........." to people he was fighting, including Storm and she just gave him his own shit line back to him before electrocuting his stupid ass like a fucking boss.
I so badly want Storm's cape to be made from the oversized turbografix jacket that Pat had made for Denise back in the day, haaaa. Also Denise hasn't aged a day :) Great episode! Enjoyed it Pat and Denise :)
I think I remember this girl in some of your older videos, shes actually really charming. Any chance she might cameo on the podcast or you might do a james and mike mondays thing with her?
I love it. It's hilarious please do more reviews. I would love to see Rob again. That was your funniest character. Bring him back and Frank he's the man.
The L J N Defendeeeeeerrrrrr! As soon as I heard that Wolverine music, that's all I could think of. LOL I forgot how awful that Uncanny X-men game is. I remember being so excited when I rented that ad a kid, being a huge X-men fan. Man, what a disappointment. Good stuff, bub!
The line was "Do you know what happens to a TOAD when it's struck by lightning" when Storm was talking to Toad, not "mouse" LOL. Yummm fried toads....with blue cheese
man, that last level decoding was priceless! and I had a blast with the costumes and the character impersonations! Denise as storm kicked ass! And Pat was really funny as logan!
I swear, 'Uncanny X-Men' for NES DESPERATELY needs a "repair hack". (Also, Storm's 'toad struck by lightning' line DOES get a slight chuckle when you complete the joke: it 'croaks'.)
lol "O you play and you will love it" "Is it possible to both be turned on and scared at the same time" 7:07 "I thought you were commenting on storm being blaaaueatiful" 9:11
The Uncanny X-Men looks like a Famicom-kusoge from 1985, or like you said, Action 52.. Storm is gorgeous. The feeling you're looking for is "scaroused." I learned it watching Futurama. Another great ep Pat.
you should have played "Xmen Spiderman Arcades Revenge" for SNES, you did a genesis game before, so a snes game would be OK I'd think. Arcades revenge is a good game. plus there's a Storm level
Pixel are the developers of Uncanny X-men for while people thought Atlus were the developers since they developed other early LJN games from 1987-1989. Pixel developed other Famicom/NES games such as a FDS game called Topple Zip (1987) which had the same soundchip that X-men had and later on they developed games like Cowboy Kid (1992) which had the same composer Maseharu Iwata that actually did the soundtrack to X-men.
Great stuff! This was hilarious! Cap'n America with "officially licensed condoms" Why am I always getting hit by all these white balls in the face? Although by looking at Pat I think Storm could have turned off the AC in that room lol
Uncanny X-men was the third game I ever played after super mario brothers and duck hunt. We got it when we got the NES for christmas and it was so horrible. I probably feared that this was what a lot of nintendo games would be like.
Denise blows halle berry out of the water as storm. I also love how pat was about to crack while telling her he wouldn't dress up.
Denise is hilarious in this! She's hilarious every time she's in an episode but playing a character like this her potential is really outstanding.
Pat the NES Punk returned to review the two X-Men NES games! Let me know what you thought!
►Support the show? www.patreon.com/patcontri
►My book - Ultimate Nintendo: Guide to the NES Library - ultimateNES.com
►Click here to subscribe: bit.ly/1wRxyQg
►Follow on twitter: twitter.com/patthenespunk ►My website: thepunkeffect.com ►Watch more of my vids: bit.ly/1GgVger
I believe it's a subtle knock on Ian who's from Buffalo I believe.
Idk, I don't remember that Storm being so easily pissed off, but it's funnier this way so I don't care.
I know not to buy them, lmao!
do more of them. a lot more. that's what i felt about it
holy ballz, 1st time hearing bout the crazy way to end XMen...terrible
30 seconds in, already a better Storm than either actress in the movies.
Except Storm is neither British nor American, she's African, which Apocalypse nailed perfectly.
"Is it possible to be scared and turned on at the same time? *bite lip*" Loved this line. xD
Wow, Ian is looking hot in this episode.
thats not blackface.. thats blaaaautiful :-D ...
I could see Frank as Magneto
lol agreed
this needs to happen
Now I can't unhear Frank-Magneto say "welcome to die" all jovial to Pat-Logan and Denise-Storm. Then hand them beers.
Aww man you made me think I was going to see Frank as Magneto.
I see frank as more of J.J. Jameson cos he has the temperament and the tashe
Pat - Wolverine
Denise - Storm
Frank - Magneto
Ian - ... ... ... ... I got nothin' :(
pat should replace hugh jackman.
jeeeeesus man....
These guys are all friends and cross promote each other by commenting on each other's pages. Except Cinemassacre, they are already at the apex of reviews, so they do not need to comment on anybody else's.
I got like a week's worth of my sodium intake from seeing all the salt in these replies!
You should check with your doctor and make certain that you have not gotten high blood pressure.
Interesting that you took enough time away from perving out to fart videos on the internet to watch a Pat video 8-Bit.
I love the CU Podcast, but your Punk videos are why I subbed! Keep up the good work. I enjoy damn near everything that comes out on your channel!
the "previously on Pat the NES Punk" segment isn't just to remind the viewer what happened, its been so long that even Pat needed a refresher
I miss these reviews. Please do more, True Believer. And, Storm was poppin'. "You're lucky I'm wearing anything at all", she says. I say, Excelsior!!!
Denise episodes are among my favorite
What a weird CUPodcast. Is this new girl replacing Ian?
why bring RedLetterMedia's cliches to Pat, why
why? is ian replacing jay now ? AWWW MAAY GAAWDDDDD
and what about susan, scientist man and those other hacks ?
Bobby A isnt that denise?
I think....technically....this isn't a CUPodcast. Just a Pat the NES Punk review
Pat is back! This was good, you should do this every other month.
Ya I thought he retired from this
A certain NES guidebook was nearly the death of him.
+Jester King Nope, he stated that he wasn't. But he would only put out videos every so often.
Good to see Denise back!
"Is it possible to be both aroused and scared" - Pat asking real questions :D
Yes, yes it is...
It's called Scaroused in (i think) Futurama
Fearboner.
Herbolife05
Yeah Futurama :D
Pat's such a BDSM freak.
Heya Pat, I know you've been super busy with the podcast and the book and all (super proud of you on the book by the way) but it's really great to see NES Punk videos making a comeback. I think your Batman v Superman one was one of your best ever, and this one was a lot of fun, so I just wanted to let you know your hard work is appreciated. Keep it up.
I'd have burgers and beers with Frank, he seems like a great guy
Damn, Storm has a great maniacal laugh
The actress was great all around. Also very pretty. I bet she'd look super awesome with Storms big white mohawk
"Please don't ruin my Chubby Cherub!"
Heh. heh.
One good thing about Wolverine is that it has those Follin jams.
No doubt!!!!
The lady who is playing Storm just made my day!
great episode!!
been very sick all week, hospital visit included, so it was great to have a laugh as my body slowly recovers.
Storm's annunciation was spot on.
Deadass..
I wish there was a book that had reviews of all the NES games.
They should've had Konami made the NES ports back then. We would've had an 8 bit version of the arcade game.
Yes , That would have work,like they did for Batman returns which was fun as hell
Ian should watch these videos.
I agree.
3:05 This moment alone was like-worthy
I almost forgot Pat did review videos. lol :P
"I'll avenge you Logaaaan!" She's funny, do the podcast with her.
Huh, Pat's in better shape than I imagined.
wow sweet. I half assumed this was a cu podcast video. I'm not used to seeing the nes punk videos on my feed
Same here.
LMFAO at 3:57! Your friend did an awesome job at this episode lol!! Loved it!
Storm is my favorite of the X-Men because I think she's so beautiful
Pat's stuffed animals always get the best lines in these videos
Apparently Storm's line about "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning..." actually made more sense originally, until a scene was cut. The Toad character kept saying "do you know what happens to a ..........." to people he was fighting, including Storm and she just gave him his own shit line back to him before electrocuting his stupid ass like a fucking boss.
This episode is an excuse for Pat to show the world his "guns". LOL. Fun times.
Check out Spy Hunter/Ikari Warriors to see even more. ;)
I like that you wear canadian dogtags!
After reading 30 years of X-Men comics I can say that Storm and Wolverine are perfect for each other. I'd love to see them get together.
"Smells like freedom" - damn a good line)
Goddamit Pat... That ICP/Magnets quick reference was too damn good. Haha
I so badly want Storm's cape to be made from the oversized turbografix jacket that Pat had made for Denise back in the day, haaaa.
Also Denise hasn't aged a day :)
Great episode! Enjoyed it Pat and Denise :)
When will Pat and Denise get married already? The suspense is killing me!
Love the song from 'Clerks'!
some tears escaped my eyes when pat said: is it possible to be turned on and scared at the same time? hahahahahaha
God that world of Nintendo sign never stops being cool as hell.
Storm was kinda cute Im not gonna lie
"Aaaw! Shut up and play the game!" I laughed too hard at that bit.
Its sort of sad that this is the best live action Storm to date, great job Pat XD
Nobody commenting on the woman dressed as Storm? Really? Lol. Well fine! I'll do it. Who is the beautiful cosplayer?
Denise
It's Pat's side chick. When struck with "jungle fever" she is the cure.
Is she in any other of Pat's videos?
Yeah. She's in the video for TurboGrafx-16, and makes shorter appearances in "A Very Sega Christmas" after that and the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Thanks. Will check those out.
You're italian, be proud of that body hair baby!!
pretty sure he's american
pretty sure he's not 100% Native American.
It's a costume.
No such thing as American native
3:05 lol XD
I think I remember this girl in some of your older videos, shes actually really charming. Any chance she might cameo on the podcast or you might do a james and mike mondays thing with her?
I love it. It's hilarious please do more reviews. I would love to see Rob again. That was your funniest character. Bring him back and Frank he's the man.
The L J N Defendeeeeeerrrrrr!
As soon as I heard that Wolverine music, that's all I could think of. LOL
I forgot how awful that Uncanny X-men game is. I remember being so excited when I rented that ad a kid, being a huge X-men fan. Man, what a disappointment.
Good stuff, bub!
Thanks Dan!
The line was "Do you know what happens to a TOAD when it's struck by lightning" when Storm was talking to Toad, not "mouse" LOL. Yummm fried toads....with blue cheese
man, that last level decoding was priceless! and I had a blast with the costumes and the character impersonations! Denise as storm kicked ass! And Pat was really funny as logan!
That's a beautiful storm, she should be in the movie instead of the regular actress
Hey Pat, how come you were mouthing her lines at 15:12 - 15:14? lol just curious
I swear, 'Uncanny X-Men' for NES DESPERATELY needs a "repair hack".
(Also, Storm's 'toad struck by lightning' line DOES get a slight chuckle when you complete the joke: it 'croaks'.)
Oh My God... A new episode of Pat the NES Punk! It's been so long!
lol
"O you play and you will love it" "Is it possible to both be turned on and scared at the same time" 7:07
"I thought you were commenting on storm being blaaaueatiful" 9:11
denise looks great in this episode
LOL! Pat, this was your best episode in a long time. Wish I could Like it twice!
(and I say that, already liking almost all of your vids)
At least they learned their lesson in Arcade's Revenge. That game is still balls hard, but at least special moves don't drain life
UltimaKeyMaster very true, I was just talking about how AR is basically Wolverine but more refined
Well, this was delightful! That nice lady needs more time in the spotlight.
the imagine of Storm and Wolverine reviewing Marvel games on TH-cam is magical.
I did not think Uncanny X-Men was that bad. To me, it is actually no different from the first Gauntlet game.
The Clerks reference was amazing
In Jon Lovitz voice: ACTING!
Hallelujah! A new episode! Great video buddy :)
The Uncanny X-Men looks like a Famicom-kusoge from 1985, or like you said, Action 52.. Storm is gorgeous. The feeling you're looking for is "scaroused." I learned it watching Futurama. Another great ep Pat.
you should have played "Xmen Spiderman Arcades Revenge" for SNES, you did a genesis game before, so a snes game would be OK I'd think.
Arcades revenge is a good game. plus there's a Storm level
Pixel are the developers of Uncanny X-men for while people thought Atlus were the developers since they developed other early LJN games from 1987-1989. Pixel developed other Famicom/NES games such as a FDS game called Topple Zip (1987) which had the same soundchip that X-men had and later on they developed games like Cowboy Kid (1992) which had the same composer Maseharu Iwata that actually did the soundtrack to X-men.
For a minute there, I thought "Storm" was going to go all UXM #147 on that tv....:)
That's been a while, but your episodes are still cool and fun. THANKS!
Oh damn, I almost outright forgot he even does Pat the NES Punk videos
How is frank?
Great stuff! This was hilarious! Cap'n America with "officially licensed condoms" Why am I always getting hit by all these white balls in the face? Although by looking at Pat I think Storm could have turned off the AC in that room lol
Cap should have said "From a scale from 1 to America, How Free are you?"
she has an awesome maniacal laugh
I love it when I get recommended masterpieces. Thanks TH-cam
Why didn't this appear in my sub box?
Great video as always Pat, and I'm looking forward to the NES book when it comes out.
Damn Roo as Captain America was the best surprise ever
Lol! I like that ICP magnets reference. How do they work!?!
Werewolf: The Last Warrior is the best Wolverine game for the NES!
Jim Neegs Awesome game.
X-Men on Genesis seems to have used a similar Wolverine model. He hes the berserk mode where he can fall off of cliffs in similar fashion.
Awesome way to start my Monday. Thanks Pat!
Always enjoy me some NES Punk and AVGN
Uncanny X-men on NES... after playing this, you'll never want to play Dark Souls ever again.
is that intended as a cartoon wolverine costume or hugh jackman from the films?
this wasnt in my sub box. glad i came across it. good job
Hilarious The ICP reference
Icp is the worst
Hahaha I literally LOLed at the smells like freedom part.
Uncanny X-men was the third game I ever played after super mario brothers and duck hunt. We got it when we got the NES for christmas and it was so horrible. I probably feared that this was what a lot of nintendo games would be like.
What the hell was that at 3:19?????
This "Uncanny X-Men" has all the clues of an "entirely not related game that got a license stuffed to it" game.
Healing Factor should be included, but popping the claws does by canon hurt Wolvie.
so I might be dumb for asking this but what is the tune at the very beginning of the video thanks and srry
What!? An actual Pat the NES Punk video that is not from his podcast. Unheard of!
She's still in your videos and wearing costume. Looks like things are getting pretty serious.