Haha that's hilarious that you don't need to rescue the princess to proceed. Imagine going back to the yavin base and telling them that while Leia was there you decided it was too risky to save her so you just left.
I did beat this game as a kid many times. For anyone attempting to complete this insanity of a game I have a small tip regarding those Millenium Falcon shields. They respawn each time you exit a cave. So find a cave you are most comfortable with and grind it until you have enough. Much easier than going through each and every cave and hangar room to find them all.
+Castleman Reviews and Kylo Ren actually powers up into SSJ3 and murders George Lucas look-alike slightbreezetrooper and feasts on his blood, summoning Cthulhu which he promptly catches on a pokeball and then he challenges Rey into a POKEMON BATTLE!!! but luckily Rey had captured a wild lvl 12 Wookie so she quickly defeats Cthulhu and is on her way to become the pokieman champagne!! it ends with her learning the spirit bomb from Jabba The Hut's brother Kappa The pizzahut because she needs to have power level over 9000 to stand a chance against Darth Binks's forklifting ability in shenmue... the best ability in shenmue. end credits just say: Will Rey defeat mbad-evil?! WILL JAR JAR FIND TRUE LOVE?! Find Out Next Time on Star Warts-on-my-balls D! and then credits: Kylo Ren: DJ Khaled Rey: Queen Elizabeth II Finn: Mel Gibson Poe Dameron: DJ Khaled Leia Organa: DJ Khaled Han Solo: Arnold Schwarzenegger Chewie: Nicholas Cage Luke/Darth Binks: Chris Rock Stormtroopers: Mr Smith, Mrs Smith, Mr Smith, Mrs Smith. Special Effects: Mike Matei with Commodore 64 & Windows Movie Maker Cristopher Nolan ( Lens Flare ) produced by: Scrogg Mc D Bill Gaets JOOOHN CEEENAAAA!!! Dissing Ney directed by: JJabb(a)rahamas Geroge Ulcer ( totally not George Lucas in disguise confirmed ) special thanks to: Jake Lloyd ( hired for the main villain in the next movie when JJabbaramhasmn saw his brilliant performance in Start Wars, not love: Episode 69: Phantom's Inconvience )
It's funny that 10 years ago Pat had a normal haircut and now in 2016 he got the kind of hair you would only see in 80's movies , the guy is so retro that his hair are going backwards in time !!! Awesome episode can't wait to see the next one.
Never got to play the first Star Wars game on NES, just watched videos of it, so I never had to suffer. I do, however, remember playing Empire Strikes Back, would be kinda sweet to see a video of it at some point.
Selecting R2-D2 in the maze displays a map, and a running jump to the right from the starting floor gets you to the other section without falling damage. I know it's not enjoyable for everyone, but I really enjoy it's tough-as-nails challenge and accuracy to the source material.
There are so many great little bits here, Pat! Especially the Wilhelm Scream for the edit of the jump scene and the Spaceballs parody with the action figures (and you set the shots so well). Hope you, Ian, and Pat have a great 2016, and look forward to watching more of your stuff.
Actually R2D2 had the rocket boosters in return of the Jedi. I know it's hard to wrap your head around...but that was one of my complaints about R2 and 3PO, was that there was no way to navigate the Endor forest. We often joked that R2 must have rocket boosters...and then...he did. Tada!!
I know that you were busy with your new book and everything, but find the time to produce more of you original classic content that made this channel so great in past, and thank you for this hilariously funny episode, keep up the good work and God bless.
I was disappointed with the lack of Bea Arthur, but the Space Balls skit made up for it. Any Star Wars related video needs The Holiday Special referenced, so we never forget that it happened. Fair review!
Dude, if you're going to do Hair Spoilers in your videos...you need to have a WARNING ON THEM! ;)
+MetalJesusRocks Your videos are awesome, you ever coming down to san diego?
Hey now Jason, at least he didn't post hair spoilers on Facebook or Twitter!
+MetalJesusRocks Dude! I am a big fan of you and Pat! If I had known you'd be at Pax Prime last year, I would have kept an eye out for you!
Haha Good to see you here Metal Jesus
love the Spaceballs toy reenactment scene XD
Best part of the video by far.
+Derek Kunze SPOILERS! ;)
sdzero oops :P
pikachu sucks as pokemon
Awesome video! The Spaceballs reference is hilarious.
The Contra shirt rocks.
Denise is awesome.
Kinda pissed off there was no Bea Arthur. The intro lied.
+The Game Chasers same I unsubbed
I am suing for false advertising! #Unsubbed
+The Game Chasers That uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin',
Right on Maude!
+The Game Chasers No Frank either!
She was in the intro
I don't remember all those spikes on the death star in the movie. Must be something added in the special edition.
+Ryan Amberger Added for the Blu-Ray?
Pleas don't give George any ideas!
Frank's laugh at the very end was easily the best part of the video. I could watch that all day! :-D
Haha that's hilarious that you don't need to rescue the princess to proceed. Imagine going back to the yavin base and telling them that while Leia was there you decided it was too risky to save her so you just left.
There's no Bea Arthur? You mean I took off my pants for no reason?
I did beat this game as a kid many times. For anyone attempting to complete this insanity of a game I have a small tip regarding those Millenium Falcon shields. They respawn each time you exit a cave. So find a cave you are most comfortable with and grind it until you have enough. Much easier than going through each and every cave and hangar room to find them all.
It just wouldn't be a Pat holiday special if it wasn't 5 days late! :)
Awesome stuff as always. Keep up the good work!
+Dorelaxen the holidays are more than just a single day
+Adam Porter ...Yes, thank you for that observation.
the Space Balls reference is the best at the end! xD love your work Pat!
I'm glad Pat's back to reviewing
Love the Space Balls spoof at the end. That makes it a spoof of a spoof.
love the nod to the star wars holiday special when it introduces all the characters.
Loved the Spaceballs skit. Good job man!
The best thing about this video is the folded up dollar bill tucked under Vader's arm. :)
This one is a cut above your average NES Punk episode. Loved it. The ending was incredible, too--breaking the fourth wall!
Lol! Great video Pat! Much love from Canada. The part with Frank at the end was great!
Dang, how did I miss this one? The Spaceballs reference was great.
Personally I think Pat looks more like the big-head Han figure variant as opposed to the small one he used.
Makes you realize how much better Star Wars games have got over the years, eh?
Spoiler! Luke transforms into Jar Jar Binks who kills Spock when ultron attacks with his army of dinosaurs.
+Castleman Reviews and Kylo Ren actually powers up into SSJ3 and murders George Lucas look-alike slightbreezetrooper and feasts on his blood, summoning Cthulhu which he promptly catches on a pokeball and then he challenges Rey into a POKEMON BATTLE!!! but luckily Rey had captured a wild lvl 12 Wookie so she quickly defeats Cthulhu and is on her way to become the pokieman champagne!!
it ends with her learning the spirit bomb from Jabba The Hut's brother
Kappa The pizzahut because she needs to have power level over 9000 to stand a chance against Darth Binks's forklifting ability in shenmue...
the best ability in shenmue. end credits just say:
Will Rey defeat mbad-evil?! WILL JAR JAR FIND TRUE LOVE?!
Find Out Next Time on Star Warts-on-my-balls D!
and then credits:
Kylo Ren: DJ Khaled
Rey: Queen Elizabeth II
Finn: Mel Gibson
Poe Dameron: DJ Khaled
Leia Organa: DJ Khaled
Han Solo: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Chewie: Nicholas Cage
Luke/Darth Binks: Chris Rock
Stormtroopers: Mr Smith, Mrs Smith, Mr Smith, Mrs Smith.
Special Effects:
Mike Matei with Commodore 64 & Windows Movie Maker
Cristopher Nolan ( Lens Flare )
produced by:
Scrogg Mc D
Bill Gaets
JOOOHN CEEENAAAA!!!
Dissing Ney
directed by:
JJabb(a)rahamas
Geroge Ulcer ( totally not George Lucas in disguise confirmed )
special thanks to:
Jake Lloyd
( hired for the main villain in the next movie when JJabbaramhasmn
saw his brilliant performance in Start Wars, not love: Episode 69: Phantom's Inconvience )
That would have been a much better film than the one we got.
+Castleman Reviews Spoilers: Han Solo admitted that he did shoot first.
+Knekten Wait.... There was more than one Darth Vader?
Takara Tony
yeah, there's 5 now.
there's Darth Vader, Pink Vader, Green Vader, Blue Vader and Yellow Vader.
Nice Spaceballs skit at the end. Rick Moranis would be proud.
Older gem I just stumbled onto. Good stuff. Thanks.
love the space balls reference!
welcome back Pat. we've missed your review series. hopefully you'll make some more in the new year
Pat the NES Punk came on one last time before the year was over. my year was complete.
It's funny that 10 years ago Pat had a normal haircut and now in 2016 he got the kind of hair you would only see in 80's movies , the guy is so retro that his hair are going backwards in time !!!
Awesome episode can't wait to see the next one.
Never got to play the first Star Wars game on NES, just watched videos of it, so I never had to suffer. I do, however, remember playing Empire Strikes Back, would be kinda sweet to see a video of it at some point.
loved the Space Balls at the end. Had me rolling!!!
Selecting R2-D2 in the maze displays a map, and a running jump to the right from the starting floor gets you to the other section without falling damage. I know it's not enjoyable for everyone, but I really enjoy it's tough-as-nails challenge and accuracy to the source material.
+Your NES PAL Great video, I almost forgot to say! We need more of your insane humour :)
You do get a map in that room. You have to select R2-D2 to see it
didn't expect a Christmas special this year, glad there is one
Perfect video for the times, Pat. And to add my voice to the echo chamber, I loved the Spaceballs reference at the end.
The fucking Spaceballs reference at the end had me dying XD
There are so many great little bits here, Pat! Especially the Wilhelm Scream for the edit of the jump scene and the Spaceballs parody with the action figures (and you set the shots so well). Hope you, Ian, and Pat have a great 2016, and look forward to watching more of your stuff.
Missed the "NES Punk" episodes...great work as always Pat...thanks for being awesome!
wow ! Another NES punk episode.
What a special treat !
Thank you !
That Spaceballs reference at the end though
XD Nice bonus reference to Space Balls with the "sudden doll intrusion". Ah, Frank...ever reliable for a good old fashioned universal laugh.
10/10, the priceless spaceballs reference
Loved the Spaceballs skit at the end lol.
You can kill those purple guys in Cantina with Luke's blaster; it just takes forever and a day to do
Hey Pat, great special! Thanks for the tribute to Space Balls at the end :) Hope you had a Happy Holiday!
Pat that was awesome. Loved the ending nod to Spaceballs. Keep up the good work in all you do!
Great job playing Poe Dameron in the movie!
😂😂😂😂 The Spaceballs reenactment!😂😂😂😋
*holds a cheap plastic lightsaber*
"Oh, come on, I can't afford anything more expensive than this."
Said the guy with two NWC'90 carts.
Actually R2D2 had the rocket boosters in return of the Jedi. I know it's hard to wrap your head around...but that was one of my complaints about R2 and 3PO, was that there was no way to navigate the Endor forest. We often joked that R2 must have rocket boosters...and then...he did. Tada!!
That "Han shot first" bit was such a direct representation of my feelings.
The Spaceballs scene had me in stitches. Happy New Year Pat!
OH man I was laughing my head off at the end! Great job Pat!
He just pushed that light saber with his bare hand!! Did he died?
Well done! Love the Spaceballs reference!
Nice callback to Spaceballs Pat!
They don't come around too often these, but they always make me laugh. :)
Love the Spaceballs reference. And the hair spoiler.
i love ian's voice in the beginning haha
+bakukorg ha maybe its pat actually
simply brilliant at the end.
Oh wow. The NES game has Luke slaughter the Jawas, who were originally slaughtered by the *villains* in the movie.
the spaceballs reference is real nice
Love the spaceballs reference at the end
You should take your ventriloquist skills on the road. It's like the Rancor was actually laughing.
Glad you still keep it fun and don't take yourself too seriously.
-"Armpit Magic!........Jump!"
LMAO
Excellent work Pat and friends!
Great spoof of Spaceball at the end
Oh wow I can't believe this is the first time I'm watching this episode lol
Love the Spaceballs reference at the end. :D
That was really good. Thanks Pat and Frank, Happy New Year!
This is a great video, wish I would have seen it sooner. I played the similar gameboy version as a kid, it was profoundly confusing for me
holy shit, a Pat video that isn't a Podcast video?!
This is 10x better then the actual holiday special :-)
Kylo Ren does have hair like you XD
The ending was great. Best part! omg
Both endings were hilarious
Kylo Ren had your hair....but at least you got to be Poe Dameron.
I know that you were busy with your new book and everything, but find the time to produce more of you original classic content that made this channel so great in past, and thank you for this hilariously funny episode, keep up the good work and God bless.
Now we just need a new flea market madness! When you get the time of course.
I loved the Spaceballs joke.
"This is supposed to be powerful, not a NERF bat." Yuuuup.
Nice Spaceballs scene, really enjoyed it XD
Nice Spaceballs reference at the end!
Love the Spaceballs reference!
the Rancor laugh was hilarious
Loving that contra christmas sweater
long time fan great video
A second Star Wars Holiday Special Vision from great TH-camrs I see today... And it is great!
The force is with this video
I was disappointed with the lack of Bea Arthur, but the Space Balls skit made up for it. Any Star Wars related video needs The Holiday Special referenced, so we never forget that it happened. Fair review!
Man, Frank has the best laugh ever!
Haha, great video guys! Thanks for the Xmas laughs!
Never tell me the odds.
Oh cool an actual episode.
He just called out SO many people. I mean that was just a big middle finger to all the sell outs. Entertaining.
Love the Spaceballs spoof XD
Great video Pat thanks
ROFL spaceballs at the end, good shit
Great Episode. Great homage to Spaceballs at the end. Happy New Year Pat. 🎉🎉🎉
lol great video Pat. the intro especially was hilarious