@@floorlamp3104If we ever meet, i will make it my sole mission to keep you alive as much as possible for the sole reason that i don't want to live with the memory that i left my friend to die because i shot him in the balls.
I'm so sorry @@uskok4636 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Forgive me for having fun, your comment makes me laugh so much, I'm still laughing while writing I hope you played a few hours more since that brutal introduction 😂😂 So sorry, but so funny
@@uskok4636 I know this is a 3 week old comment but I feel like because of this the first ever death you get should instead of saying "You Died" should just say "Welcome to DayZ, enjoy your stay in hell"
Just started playing DayZ a couple weeks ago. Was stuck in this loop til yesterday when i built a base, then realised my gate was on backwards, then a guy killed me, took the base, and we’re back to square one.
I thought you were saying in the 60s, and I was like huh?? I know for a facttt they didn’t have ts in the 60s 💀 might’ve smoked one bowl too many lmaoo
Back in the mod, a group of people in a helicopter found me running in a field. Held me up, cuffed me, put sack over my head, flew me crazy far north where there are no trees, broke my legs, gave me food, water and a saline. Took all my belongings and left me there… I had to get on and sit there in game for 3 continuous days until I could die of starvation… it sucked
N I'm glad they can have this great of a spawn ; and still be eaten by the same bear I ran towards knowing they wont make it much further than me no matter how geared up they are. That's how u gain virgins by sacrifice! Now the geared player is my Xbox friends and we're both just chasing down 🐻 🤣🥳
@@Antero_14_based_88 some of the survival aspect is realistic, then you have a lot of problems and stuff missing that make not so realistic. It’s a a pioneer for survival games and headed in the right direction, it’s a great game.
I swear god this is even more creepy than last destination and scream movie together and so well made for new players understand how "new dayz" works , didnt expect less from Freshspawn brothers, bless from Bastian the one who met you at the Prision in Esseker and got disconected while you made some hostages lmao
If six guys managed to find eachother on this game and squad up. I'd be more surprised. But usually running towards a bear and expecting him to beat the bear and me not dying is kinda more satisfying.
Like 20 seconds into a game, bro commits a war crime and then commits a crime against humanity and then proceeds to commit another war crime by purposely inflicting unnecessary injury just to watch him get eaten. I think bro was hannibal lector in another universe
Lots of people don't know this but if you don't shoot at the bears , let them knock you out they run off and then you can go on your way . Just be wary they still may be around .
My go-to is to let them hit me, come to and they tend to just be standing there ignoring you for 8-10 seconds which gives me the drop on them to light them up and then bandage
Hahahaha the moment he said “ and time to do it all over again” is a true dayz moment that i will always cherish. Only true dayz players have that commitment 🙏
If you enter their ring of detection - if they sense you’re there - they’ll pursue you and attack without any action on your behalf. It’s the same system as the wolves in DayZ but bears seem to have a much smaller perimeter of detection. Hope that answered your question.
@@Sleeper-Work In my personal experience if you ignore the bear or run it’s over for that character. ☠️. If you avoid it and head a different direction before it detects you then you’re safe.
@@jonkaminsky8382 I have yet to actually kill a bear but that probably bc I can never find them. I'm pretty sure I hear them sometimes but that could just be deer lol
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What’s a normal DayZ day for you?
Usually I'm the guy who gets his leg broke and ate by zombies lmao. This was absolutely hilarious.
Im usually the one watching and laughing as i watch my friends get mauled 😂
In DayZ there is no "normal" day for me.
Run around picking every fight i can
Getting my leg broken by a mosin
“Time to do it all over again”. It’s a loop we can never break out of
it’s a never ending loop we can’t break out of*
@@tharegular wasn’t till 3k hours straight DayZ until I finally took a break lol
@@tharegular Thanks
Don't wanna break out of it
@@BigHomie_Cartel it’s like a drug
crippling the guy then watching him get eaten by zombies is some real walking dead shit 💀
Just like when shane shot otis in the leg
You probably referencing the show but in the game one guy got a bullet in his balls and was left to get eaten
@@rickridger4155 i wanna go out like that
You forgot the part where he ate his victim while doing so
@@floorlamp3104If we ever meet, i will make it my sole mission to keep you alive as much as possible for the sole reason that i don't want to live with the memory that i left my friend to die because i shot him in the balls.
“set off on a drive to tizy…”
*causally runs over a fully kitted player*
*Pure pain*
sometimes if you stop there your dead. fully kitted at the beach usually isn't alone.
Yeah that dude cried for sure. Lol
@@chrismaples8419 or deleted the game instantly.
Its the way he said it while he ran him down😂😂😂
I like how it's only 15 seconds into the video and he already started cannibalism.
Don’t just leave us Rimworld players out.
@@thegiantratthatmakesalloft9415 yes
Ah, sounds like your typical Monday to be honest.
(Most sane Day Z Player)
Average the forest player
“He wasn’t very talkative…so I ate him alive” 💀💀
Not really "alive" but ok
@@ch4n4o2nobody knows you 😂
@@seti762 What?
@@seti762nah i do
Not alive tho
It's always the ones with the real pleasant voice that you must be very weary of, looking at you.
No! Young American pre teenagers/early teenagers. Zero remorse, prone to violence, and they used their childishness to make you lower your gun.
@@lanfrancoadreani9212 true
@@lanfrancoadreani9212 If you think its just the teenagers here in our country capable of that thought process then you have no idea.
@@SilverrulezGaming UK kids are liars and very subtle with their evilness. Ark, DayZ , indie games you name it.
@@lanfrancoadreani9212 Sounds like a skill issue
How to spot a sociopath in one easy step
They are all in DayZ. I got tied up and beaten to death within the first hour of ever playing the game.
I'm so sorry @@uskok4636
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Forgive me for having fun, your comment makes me laugh so much, I'm still laughing while writing
I hope you played a few hours more since that brutal introduction
😂😂
So sorry, but so funny
@@frescotanalba 🤣🤣🤣 trust me Ive had several more traumatic encounters since 🤘
@@uskok4636 I know this is a 3 week old comment but I feel like because of this the first ever death you get should instead of saying "You Died" should just say "Welcome to DayZ, enjoy your stay in hell"
@@mr_kgtheog hah yeah. That 1st death is a distant memory for me 😁
"I spawned in cherno... but I was made in the Royal navy"
😂
@@FreshSpawns is DayZ the actual name of the game or what?
@@Nurr-the-Estonian-cat yeah
@@Nurr-the-Estonian-cat after You find vanilla servers to suck, You can try with DZSA and community servers
This is an amazing joke that only people from the UK will get.
most sane dayz player
Just started playing DayZ a couple weeks ago. Was stuck in this loop til yesterday when i built a base, then realised my gate was on backwards, then a guy killed me, took the base, and we’re back to square one.
Broke his leg and watched him get eaten. That’s fucked.
While he was still casually eating the last guy
@@bingowashisnameo80 anyway...
That is DAYZ for you
The perfect representation of DayZ in 60s. A masterpiece!
You’re a legend @heybarmby
I thought you were saying in the 60s, and I was like huh?? I know for a facttt they didn’t have ts in the 60s 💀 might’ve smoked one bowl too many lmaoo
@@squeakydoorhinge.mp3 Nah, I've been clean my whole life and it took me a hot second to realize it was 60 seconds.
"and then I went home and played DayZ"
Underrated Comment
@@SuperLazyEngineershush
@@Starscream-the-lord-of-Twinksquiet
@@roskcity nuh uh
@@roskcity nuh uh
Back in the mod, a group of people in a helicopter found me running in a field. Held me up, cuffed me, put sack over my head, flew me crazy far north where there are no trees, broke my legs, gave me food, water and a saline. Took all my belongings and left me there… I had to get on and sit there in game for 3 continuous days until I could die of starvation… it sucked
you just had to wait 1 hour and get your legs fixed
Change server and you’ll spawn elsewhere 🤷🏼♀️
@@VeeTwoPointOh this was the mod days not very many servers to play on, it was the only one I had a decent enough ping too
I literally started playing the old mod last week, loving it.
A TYPICAL DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE BRITISH GEEZER!
Yeh, pretty much
Hitting the guy with the car was the pinnacle of this clip😂😂
Edit: 1k likes “mom I made it.”
the sound 😂
How his voiced raised tisy was soo satisfying 😌 😂
Bruh when tht guy seen the car and knew it was over lmao 😂
@@dylanoropeza so true
@@mxnztr1088 he just turned and accepted his fate, seeing all his coastal memories flash before his eyes
The perfect video to show your friend if you are trying to get them into DayZ
I probably would be like "nah bro, I'm for sure the other people absolutely deleted by this guy"
Just remember...
3 people died so he could meet Smokey the Bear...
Netflix about to make a whole series on this guy.
You are the kind of guy I keep an RPG for...
am with you bruh
I’m glad there’s a couple psychopaths in this game that really improve my immersion
N I'm glad they can have this great of a spawn ; and still be eaten by the same bear I ran towards knowing they wont make it much further than me no matter how geared up they are. That's how u gain virgins by sacrifice! Now the geared player is my Xbox friends and we're both just chasing down 🐻 🤣🥳
It's like watching Patrick Bateman living through the apocalypse-
That bear deserves dinner and drinks.
That was the KARMA BEAR, YOU PSYCHO! lol
Pro tip for bears, don't shoot them and let them knock you uncon. They'll walk away and give you a chance to escape.
how realistic
@@Michael-mn4efit’s a zombie game
just to expand. Dont have a gun in your hand then they knock you uncon. If you have a gun in your hand they kill you
@@Antero_14_based_88 some of the survival aspect is realistic, then you have a lot of problems and stuff missing that make not so realistic. It’s a a pioneer for survival games and headed in the right direction, it’s a great game.
@@JayInTheLab1989and?
"Ate a snack whilst I watched him get eaten" 😆 Legendary
Every time i try to mind my own business doing regular things there is always this guy
«I'm have full armour, no one will kill me!»
**distant Mississippi Queen**
This is some lovely footage from Bulgaria! Keep up the good work! ❤❤❤
Made it to Tisy - still counts!
Haha this guy is 100% a chaotic force lol
,,On my way TO TISY,, that Anger for a second while driving over him 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t want to be anywhere near this guy when the apocalypse starts
If that was a real lada, that crash would be "tis but a scratch"
this is how psychopaths act
I swear god this is even more creepy than last destination and scream movie together and so well made for new players understand how "new dayz" works , didnt expect less from Freshspawn brothers, bless from Bastian the one who met you at the Prision in Esseker and got disconected while you made some hostages lmao
"set out on a drive to GLIZZY"-man who casually runs over full kit players
THIS is the video that started it all for me. Went and downloaded DayZ right after I saw this, been playing for about 8 months. Thanks guys 😈
Actual psyco behavior i love it
Playing survival games with random people really shows the type of person they are. On top of what type of person they turn into in that scenario. Lol
The anxious sound I’m his voice increasing as he says “Set of on a ride to tisy” kills me
Bro is a hardcore cannibal😂
The most sane dayz player
A true dayZ experiencia would be spawning, get ammo, and fiding a Squad of 6 guys that kill you
Or finding a guy who says they are friendly, and when you arent looking they either beat you to death or shoot you and steal your stuff
If six guys managed to find eachother on this game and squad up. I'd be more surprised. But usually running towards a bear and expecting him to beat the bear and me not dying is kinda more satisfying.
“Anyway…. Time to do it all over again!”
DayZ in a nutshell
Do more of these!!!! I laughed so damn hard!!!! Hahahahahaha
Most peaceful Day Z session
The starting Phase ist Always the best, because you are grateful for ANYTHING useful you find.
I love how your voice got more panicked as your "ride to tisy" got more dangerous.
My normal DayZ is 4 hours of nothing for a 10 minute pay off of laughing.
Yo your ridiculously ruthless 💀 😭
Dude beat up one dude then ate him then watched another one get eatin alive hahaha
While eating the previous guy
Like 20 seconds into a game, bro commits a war crime and then commits a crime against humanity and then proceeds to commit another war crime by purposely inflicting unnecessary injury just to watch him get eaten. I think bro was hannibal lector in another universe
Me: What’s you got there?
Him: Carl.
Me: It’s been two hours since we ate.
Him: I was feeling snacky.
"he wasn't very talkative" LOL we all know what's about to happen
“TIZZY” “…nearly went”
"Nearly went into orbit a few times"
Ngl sounds like something Wheatley the core would say
In my entire 500+ hours of dayz I still have yet to run into a bear
This is the charm of Dayz. The opportunity to re-do things over and over.
I love how intense your voice got when you said Tisy while runnin' that fellow over.
"Went on a drive to T I Z Y" as he proceeds to run someone over
Just an ordinary Tuesday in other words
im gonna take this WHOLE video out of context
Feels like narration from some kind of Guy Ritchie zombie film from back in the day when Guy Ritchie made good films.
"Do it all over again", 😂 good catch phrase
Lots of people don't know this but if you don't shoot at the bears , let them knock you out they run off and then you can go on your way . Just be wary they still may be around .
My go-to is to let them hit me, come to and they tend to just be standing there ignoring you for 8-10 seconds which gives me the drop on them to light them up and then bandage
This video got vilolent so quick 💀
Hahahaha the moment he said “ and time to do it all over again” is a true dayz moment that i will always cherish. Only true dayz players have that commitment 🙏
"So i cut him up. Started a lovely fire,and cooked him" wtf dude 😂
It's tasty mate
@@luciferthedevil5426😢😂
@@Alex-Unknown17 You should try it. If you like it, you can try that in the game too
@@luciferthedevil5426 ohno 🤔🫣
@@luciferthedevil5426 ohno 🤔🫣
You have got to be that one guy that shot both my legs and attracted all the zombies
Sounds like something him me and others would do for fun just the pain you hear when they lose their stuff is beautiful
Therapist: Zombieland Ohio isn't real, it can't hurt you
Zombieland Ohio:
"Nearly went into orbit"
Thats not DayZ, thats Bohemia.
I love the way he screams " Set out on a drive TO *TISY* " trying to muffle the sound of a dude getting ran over 💀
This is underrated af
Lol great short G … dayz in a nut shell
Being friendly in this game isn't worth it, everyone is your enemy
Love how he raised his voice before running over that guy, thinking that he was gonna get shot before doing so lol
Those bears are OP as hell it takes like half a LAR mag to kill one. But on modded servers there’s more so like 4 bears.
Walk 5 miles on the coast and die from having nothing
Seems like a normal day of being a psychopath :D
Lol his voice going higher as he runs that dude over
The first guy is boutta start his villain arc
Gotta love how bears in video games bears are always nearly invincible.
"Time to do it all over again" Average dayz psychotic playerbase's regular routine
So do bears really not kill you if you don't attack them?
If you enter their ring of detection - if they sense you’re there - they’ll pursue you and attack without any action on your behalf. It’s the same system as the wolves in DayZ but bears seem to have a much smaller perimeter of detection. Hope that answered your question.
@@jonkaminsky8382 thanks. What I had heard was the bears will just ko you as long as you don't attack them back
@@Sleeper-Work In my personal experience if you ignore the bear or run it’s over for that character. ☠️. If you avoid it and head a different direction before it detects you then you’re safe.
@@jonkaminsky8382 I have yet to actually kill a bear but that probably bc I can never find them. I'm pretty sure I hear them sometimes but that could just be deer lol
I have yet to be killed by a bear... For real tho, I've been ko'd but I just got up and finished it off. I didn't realize ppl got merked by them.
Well now I really want to buy the game.
Bro is the imbodiment of violence and a carless and no remorse and no regrets 😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Any way, time to do it all over again” makes me feel weirdly relaxed
The Waffle House has found it’s new host
The Waffle House has it's new host
bro is a menace 💀
This short got me into Dayz. Bin playing it ever since.
Best DayZ video ever!
Broke his leg and had a lovely snack while I watched him get eaten 😂😂
I love how his voice turns aggressive sayin TISY casually roadkilling a random dude…. Hilarious
This should be the official DayZ Steam video !
That Bear was looking for the good loot too!
Most sane Dayz player
The best part is when he said “time to do it all over again “ lol 😂
If there is one thing I've learned from watching dayz clips is voip it could save ur life
😂lol, sounds like a normal GTA Online Day
Whenever you come across freshspawns, always talk because he will canabalise you if you have one thing wrong that your doing