Steamed Hams but its my Further Disillusionment with Russia

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2023
  • Well Vladimir, I made it, despite your political restrictions.
    GIF from www.reddit.com/r/COMPLETEANAR...
    Voices added with AI by someone (found a dozen versions over the past two days and none are credited) for example AIINazis/status/1...
    Music Song of the Chekists.

ความคิดเห็น • 102

  • @jamesmiller2521
    @jamesmiller2521 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    “Seymour, the bureaucracy seized the power!”
    “No mother, it’s just the socialism in one country”

  • @AnarchoPurp
    @AnarchoPurp ปีที่แล้ว +303

    “The material conditions” gets me every time

  • @supergamer5121
    @supergamer5121 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    “Seymour, the Tsar has returned to power!”
    “No mother it’s just comrade Stalin.”

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    'May I see it?'
    *Secret Police appears,* 'No.'

    • @iMernerner
      @iMernerner ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wanna CHEK inside???

    • @McFaddenWasRight
      @McFaddenWasRight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Chalmers was never seen again and his name would evaporate from collective memory as no one dare utter it.

    • @McFaddenWasRight
      @McFaddenWasRight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      (Seriously, best comment here)

  • @Stonewall42
    @Stonewall42 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I love how the Tankies got really defensive about this

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend ปีที่แล้ว

      And the righties who for some reason love Russia and hate ukraine now.
      Weird timeline

    • @SeSmokki
      @SeSmokki ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Tankies are so easy to offend, it's always amusing.

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@@SeSmokki Fascists always get offended easily

    • @nightmarerageyt2224
      @nightmarerageyt2224 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@richardarriaga6271I see some vaush stans

    • @chstens
      @chstens 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@nightmarerageyt2224 I see a nazbol

  • @vitek2
    @vitek2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I'm a political scientist who teaches classes on post-Soviet politics and this is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

  • @jaceyeah
    @jaceyeah ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "guys trust me we'll be super democratic" - vladimir lenin

    • @bingusbongus9807
      @bingusbongus9807 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      if we give all the power to one person, then they will just choose good actions for however many centuries it takes to make the perfect state - modern genius

  • @CatHostage
    @CatHostage ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Down with steamed hams, all power to the workers councils

    • @stephenmurray996
      @stephenmurray996 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Sound like Shelbyville counterrevolutionary talk to me.

  • @noradrenalin8062
    @noradrenalin8062 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Must be one of the best "Steamed Hams" out there

    • @zafranorbian757
      @zafranorbian757 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is great, but I think the gundam and Nier Automata Steamed hams are my favourites so far.

    • @McFaddenWasRight
      @McFaddenWasRight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@zafranorbian757this is more clever however.

  • @tzuyd
    @tzuyd ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Seymour! The house is on fire!"
    "No, Mother, that's just Ukraine"

    • @TheAngryShadowknight
      @TheAngryShadowknight 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No mother its just the Azov.

    • @weaponized_toaster
      @weaponized_toaster 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Think they were on about the black army​@@TheAngryShadowknight

  • @gilberthamilton9312
    @gilberthamilton9312 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love this and I need a version where "democratic centralism" is replaced with "common good constitutionalism"

  • @basedmuscleman6539
    @basedmuscleman6539 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    please become a popular leftist shitposter account this is so good

    • @janitordel6296
      @janitordel6296 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, even as someone who is somewhat right leaning (still fairly centered, everyone has good ideas) and is pretty adamantly anti communist (Eastern European moment), this is pure gold

  • @McFaddenWasRight
    @McFaddenWasRight 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This is absolutely brilliant. I can't get over how Steamed Hams was turned into a great commentary on government deception.

  • @lexter8379
    @lexter8379 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is fucking gold

  • @ethanphilpot7643
    @ethanphilpot7643 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Tankies seething

  • @basedmuscleman6539
    @basedmuscleman6539 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    you know who else is a luxemburgist

  • @gwenpolo1307
    @gwenpolo1307 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "GOOD LORD, WHAT IS YOUR ARMY DOING THERE?!?!"
    "Removing the nazis from Ukraine's government"
    "A- Removing the nazis in Ukraine's government?! In a government that has taken massive steps against corruption, who's head of state is Jewish, in a country you controlled for decades straight, localized entirely within areas you seek to annex?!"
    "Yes!"
    "...May I see it?"
    "...No."

  • @Juhz0r
    @Juhz0r ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is great.

  • @Libertarian606
    @Libertarian606 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Absolutely fantastic!!!
    And hello Reddebrek from Noah Fence of the good old days of Libcom!

  • @NickTasy
    @NickTasy ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Are their voices AI generated? They really sound similar to the original voice actors!

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It is! XD
      I'm very amazed how convincing it can be.

    • @roachdoggjr1940
      @roachdoggjr1940 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Text to speech is not AI!
      I'm so sick of this shit.

    • @julianweishaupt9139
      @julianweishaupt9139 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@roachdoggjr1940robot voice text to speech is not AI. Imitating real voices like in this video is literally done with neutral nets, so I think calling it AI is pretty legit.

    • @roachdoggjr1940
      @roachdoggjr1940 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@julianweishaupt9139
      AI stands for artificial intelligence.
      It does not stand for voice emulation.
      Do you think that HoverBoards tm can hover?

    • @contapendrive1972
      @contapendrive1972 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@roachdoggjr1940 It'll depend if the voice emulation project was make by hand or by an ai. I sure hope it was by hand.

  • @iMernerner
    @iMernerner ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Remember Kronstadt

  • @kaynight64
    @kaynight64 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This is one of the most amazing leftist memes of recent years I love it.
    Technically should be "in the entire Russian SFSR" (there was no Soviet Union yet) but it's so good.
    "The material conditions"...

  • @wolsin9787
    @wolsin9787 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i've seen this on so many discord server yet it has almost no view. Sadge. Very well made

  • @zerologic7912
    @zerologic7912 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Based Luxemburgist 🇱🇺

    • @jefsoete9793
      @jefsoete9793 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      thats not... whatever

  • @roobthenoob6607
    @roobthenoob6607 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Looked this up after the OK buddy Vaush segment. Beautiful.

    • @puddleglum9179
      @puddleglum9179 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      we are legion

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wUT?
      Came here after a comment on the video of him reviewing Hakim's takes on George Orwell.

    • @BlueTyphoon2017
      @BlueTyphoon2017 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which ok buddy Vaush segment was it?

    • @GreatKnightJ
      @GreatKnightJ ปีที่แล้ว

      which segment?

    • @roobthenoob6607
      @roobthenoob6607 ปีที่แล้ว

      I posted that within a day or two of it streaming. Sorry, not sure if there's a way to dig up a timestamp on TH-cam more accurate than its estimate of when I posted it.

  • @Jabersson
    @Jabersson ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love this!

  • @McFaddenWasRight
    @McFaddenWasRight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Need a late 1930s German one now. Hell, id even say a Korea and then a China one.

  • @tulippasta
    @tulippasta 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Led by the pride and glory of the revolution?

  • @swolejeezy2603
    @swolejeezy2603 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Fantastic. No notes

  • @DemoWarlock
    @DemoWarlock ปีที่แล้ว +3

    amazing

  • @Yefimov95
    @Yefimov95 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Lenin actually had a button that said "full communism now" but didn't press it for funsies

    • @Kataquan
      @Kataquan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      He was too busy pressing the oligarchy button

    • @AlexMontana31
      @AlexMontana31 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Нееееет, дедушка Ленин хороший был вождь! И дедушка Сталин! Просто потом к власти пришли проклятые троцкисты-ревизионисты-социал-фашисты и обосрали всю малину! Так бы уже жили при коммунизме! Партийные чины точно-точно не стали новыми буржуями-угнетателями, занятыми в большей мере междоусобной грызней за власть, чем построением обещанной народам Российской империи утопии, практически сразу же после получения власти"

  • @dances_with_incels
    @dances_with_incels 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm here because of aydin paladin

  • @jerrymacctheukrainanlorema7659
    @jerrymacctheukrainanlorema7659 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    brilliant

  • @forstudentpower
    @forstudentpower ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Incredible 😂😂😂

  • @joshuamcgregor7723
    @joshuamcgregor7723 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Steamed Hams but it's Zelenskyy and Putin

  • @tulionline1239
    @tulionline1239 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Google has an imcomprehensible deifnition of democratic centralism so i would appreaciate if someone could explain it to me, also how was lenins government burgeouis dictatorship? I can understand the dictatorship but burgeouis?

    • @Titan_TM
      @Titan_TM ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The best way I can describe it is: in reference to leninisit The vanguard who are the most politically literate and class conscious of an elected working class come to decisions in a unified manner to better the work class as a whole? this is how i've come to understand it.
      Edit: After reading a bit more around. Effectively the vanguard vote (Who are the elected working class representative) and if something gets above half of the votes all members are expected to follow that decree they were voting on. to work in a unified manner, it's an attempt to remove bipartisanism that would hurt the people they are supposed to be representing
      However i am not as well read on the subject as i'd like so this should be taken with a grain of salt. Political concepts with voting can be very esoteric

    • @pallasathena2228
      @pallasathena2228 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The bourgeoisie are simply the class that own the means of production, forcing the workers to sell their labor to get by. The Soviet Union had a loophole workaround for this; since the means of production were owned by the government, and the government was (supposedly) a worker's government, the working class technically owned the means of production... they were just *managed* (controlled) by a bureaucratic class of party officials who set working hours, production quotas, and dictated all other aspects of the workplace.
      This little technicality is awkward since they are, by definition, not bourgeois, since there was no private ownership. However, the workers were not in control and there was a ruling class of party elites. Hence, we call the Soviet Union 'State Capitalism' instead of the mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism (with maybe some regulations and welfare stuff) that we have in the west.
      Hope that made sense, I'm happy to answer any questions if you want me to

    • @tulionline1239
      @tulionline1239 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pallasathena2228 that makes sense, aprreciate it

    • @McFaddenWasRight
      @McFaddenWasRight 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Basically politicians market themselves to the tired and exhausted common worker who wishes someone would come along and stop all daily hardships thrust upon them by government. Common workers take the bait and believe their best intrests are at heart of those in power when it isn't.
      It wasntthe only country to exploit the woes of the working class. It's a timeless strategy that only benefits elites.

    • @Six_slotted
      @Six_slotted 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@tulionline1239 and democratic centralism is the principle by which leninist vanguard partys make their decisions internally. that in itself isnt problematic but historically it has been used to substitute that internal party decision making process for the actual control of the economy by federations of democratic workers councils. and by that i mean proletarian democracy to be clear. its a leninist strawman that communists that oppose them support bourgeoise democracy, or bourgeois remnants campaigning for capitalist policies in a post revolutionary situation. communists that oppose lenin point out its a betrayal of the fundamental principles of socialism that the workers must control the economy

  • @thealgerianbochevik3149
    @thealgerianbochevik3149 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great video,let's check what rosa luxemburg thought about anarchism and what was her stance to Bolchevism

    • @knowledgeanddefense1054
      @knowledgeanddefense1054 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She still leaned more towards anarchism than your state capitalism

    • @MrMerve-tl9my
      @MrMerve-tl9my 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Seeth harder pant eater

    • @knowledgeanddefense1054
      @knowledgeanddefense1054 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Thetestaj your brain is a myth

  • @dzerzhinskyite
    @dzerzhinskyite ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You can tell someone has not read Rosa Luxemburg when they call themselves a “Luxemburgist” lmfaooo.

    • @channelname69
      @channelname69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      hi socialistcommodityproduction

  • @channelname69
    @channelname69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is coal

    • @channelname69
      @channelname69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      first of all, the soviet union did not exist in '21, thus the kronstadt sailors could not have been "the most ardent communists in the soviet union."
      additionally, funny you failed to mention mention that the kronstadters were majority bolshevik, not anarchist, in '17. so were the bolsheviks indeed communist, or were the kronstadt sailors bourgeois in '17? the answer: the sailors were, like the bolsheviks to a certain point, consistently part of the vanguard (that is, the most class-conscious minority) of the class; even trotsky recognized it before the uprising.
      the counterrevolution did not take root because of "totalitarian vanguard party rule." while i do believe the DOTP in russia was pretty dead by '21 and the kronstadt rebellion was thus "justified" and inevitable in response to that, the ultimate triumph of the counterrevolution was obviously due to the country's isolation (thanks to the failure of the revolutions in the west, etc etc...) and destruction by the wars.
      finally, luxemburg was pretty bad as a theorist. the spartakusbund got so fucked over largely because of their (especially her) reluctance to split from the social democrats in the first place.
      the SPD joke was funny, though. so 1/10.

    • @themilkman6969
      @themilkman6969 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤓

  • @squidgameman441
    @squidgameman441 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lost me at "bourgeois dictatorship," really? In 1920~30s Soviet Union? 🤔

    • @tobysmith4290
      @tobysmith4290 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was literally the case? Party officials of the Soviet Union enjoyed a ridiculous amount of material wealth and status in comparison to, and at the expense of, the vast majority of the population. The CPSU used its position of power to enrich the topmost members of it's political cartel and establish its upper echelons as a de facto new ruling class.
      Unless you are seriously arguing that the Bolsheviks weren't a glorified gaggle of traitorous kleptocratic shitwits?

    • @colincrew1857
      @colincrew1857 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Google “dictatorship of food supply”

    • @Six_slotted
      @Six_slotted 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      the revolution died when lenin smashed the soviets. it showed that his slogan "all power to the soviets" was just opportunism when the bolsheviks failed to gain influence in the government after the february revolution