"You call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled." "Language is often not very literal, superintendent. French toast originates in Rome, for example." "I see."
but seymour already used the excuse of the smoke being steam, implying that the descriptor "steamed" is literal in this case, so the video's excuse has less holes
@@djangel3108 In death note the two main characters always carefully think out and consider all possible moves not to get caught by the other, and their thought process is always extensively narrated in cutscenes with ominous music in the background
@@CraftIP I see. So I assume they both have a death note or they're planning to betray each other? Just guessing from the context I now have since I've never read Death Note
⚠️ WARNING - SPOILERS ‼️⚠️ @@djangel3108 one of em has it and is trying to kill the other, and the other is a detective who's tryna figure out who the death note possessor is, and they're both putting up a friend facade to each other
The thing about this sketch is that his roast was probably fine if he had turned off the oven and took the roast out it would probably just be the outer laser that is a bit crispy but the rest of the meat would be fine on a roast that thick.
@@Lonkshi21"I can serve this roast to Superintendent Chalmers. The outer layer is just a bit crispy." "Superintendent I hope you're ready for a mouthwatering roast!" "Uh huh." *Lasers* "Oh egads! My roast is killing Superintendent Chalmers with Aurora Borealis!"
I remember being in a roleplay-focused campaign where the DM tried to integrate roleplay with gameplay by homebrewing a secondary progression system where each player picks a set of character traits they agree on with the DM and whenever they use them for something creative in-story they get points. I got the first of mine by coming up with anime attack names and shouting them whenever I cast spells
Steamed Hams but Seymour is much more cautious and calculated in his decision making, but there is one thing he couldn't have anticipated in his wildest dreams.
@@LocalIdiot388 Chalmers must fix the timeline. In the original timeline, the house burns down. Chalmers knows that them surviving would alter the timeline, so he fixes it
I'm mesmerized at how well it flows. Poor Skinner was so ready to break out of the Steamed Hams Groundhog Day, but he didn't account for Chalmers giving into the insanity caused by the constant loop
"May I see it?" "No, it's a family recipe!" "I see" It's amazing to me that I've seen hundreds of these videos and you can still make such funny and original dialogue out of it
after seymour has been stuck replaying this scene over and over, he finally tries to shift the timeline by predicting what chalmers is gonna do and he successfully pulls off his luncheon. But in doing so, the universe isn't so happy with that and so instead of getting the good ending he wanted, his house gets bombed.
But what if, I were to tell you that everything that happens in this house is a simulation? That every roast you've ever ruined was just part of a program running out its part?
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Skinner can't think to himself without ominous music playing in his head
he's just like me fr
Skinner is the kind of guy to rub his hands and say "muahaha" when plotting something evil 💀
the intrusive thoughts
feel that
@@washada this is my song name now i stealing it
"Delightfully safe, Seymour!"
it sounds so silly and yet it feels like he earned it
true
It's ironic that even when Skinner gets everything right the house still burns down.
But this time Chalmer detonated the house with his Aurora Borealis Sphere (a Bomb he got from Morshu)
@@Core_Of_The_Voidthat isn't bombs that's lamp oil
@@SalaciaYT ... For Aurora Borealis?
@@Ohflipsnap rope
@@SalaciaYT So you call it lamp oil despite the fact it's obviously black powder?
I like that Chalmers is a Dark wizard who blows up Skinner's house for no reason
It's a bomb. He's not a wizard, he's a psychopath.
@@PixelIsaiaha ✨M A G I C ✨ bomb!
@@Aaa-vp6ug
Koopfinger: Magic Potion, do your stuff!
@@PixelIsaiahAURORA BOREALIS! sounds like he has casted a spell
not for no reason, he realized that Skinner lied to him so he punished him, you can't fool a wizard of his level.
“What if I turn off the oven? Delightfully safe Seymour!”
Wow, I saw that in the video too!
He needed to turn off the oven and put out the fire with an extinguisher!
"Aurora borealis!"
Skinner says as he casts fireball
@@Firestar4041 superintendent says as he casts bomb
Delightfully safe Safemour
"AURORA BOREALIS!" Had me laughing harder than it should have
Tap for 3 and 5 red, cast "AURORA BOREALIS". Destroy all permanents.
It felt like a meta or 4th wall joke. Like whelp, guess everything turned out ok, "...But I must say *'Aurora Borealis'* "
I almost choked on my food laughing at the suddenness of it.
The superintendents gone crazy tonight
Same x3
Superintendent’s gonna need his medication
He forgot to take it now he's insane
@@PixelIsaiah all the medication he took during previous steamed hams loops finally caught up to him and he od'd
Too bad Chalmers was *also* using his brain
“But what if…I were to shout ‘Aurora Borealis’ and blow up Seymour’s house? Delightfully devilish, Gary!”
That took a turn
"You call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled."
"Language is often not very literal, superintendent. French toast originates in Rome, for example."
"I see."
but seymour already used the excuse of the smoke being steam, implying that the descriptor "steamed" is literal in this case, so the video's excuse has less holes
@@inspectorboat7525 He could say that the recipe involves steaming the ham first, then grilling/sealing it
Raccoons need HUGS
as the time loop goes on, both of them become slightly more effective and less self destructive
Seymour is getting more sane, chalmers is getting less sane.
@@PixelIsaiah Conservation of sanity, a fundamental law of physics
Until the very end lol
The loop will only end once the roast isn’t ruined
@@EpicDestr0yerguess it’s never ending then.
The ending caught me so extremely off-guard, I had to restrain myself from laughing out loud at the dinner table
What were you eating for dinner? Steamed Hams?
@@LightsJusticeZthank you for asking the question that is doubtless on everyone’s mind
@@LightsJusticeZ Patented skinner burgers. Old family recipe
@@leohoffmanofficial1541 For steamed hams...
@@eljugasodemanzana8390 Yes.
Average episode of Death Note be like
I like this comment a lot lol
Context?
@@djangel3108 In death note the two main characters always carefully think out and consider all possible moves not to get caught by the other, and their thought process is always extensively narrated in cutscenes with ominous music in the background
@@CraftIP I see. So I assume they both have a death note or they're planning to betray each other?
Just guessing from the context I now have since I've never read Death Note
⚠️ WARNING - SPOILERS ‼️⚠️
@@djangel3108 one of em has it and is trying to kill the other, and the other is a detective who's tryna figure out who the death note possessor is, and they're both putting up a friend facade to each other
Chalmers asking to see the family recipe was so funny omg
But what if... Bomber Chalmers
It’s got the point now where they should actually sell steamed hams in the local shop
“AURORA BOREALIS” is the best line before the kill.
It’s apparently the Avada Kedavra of this universe
Superintendent’s gone crazy tonight
Ah yes, Superintendent Chelmer's signature catchphrase before committing a felony.
*AURORA BOREALIS*
"Aurora borealis!"
*Casts fireball*
ITS WIZARD TIME MFS, AURORA BOREALIS!
W H A T
I F ?
Delightfully safe, Seymour!
"I purchased fast food and disguised it as my own cooking?"
The thing about this sketch is that his roast was probably fine if he had turned off the oven and took the roast out it would probably just be the outer laser that is a bit crispy but the rest of the meat would be fine on a roast that thick.
The outer laser? 😂
@@Lonkshi21Layer
@@trailersic i know, but i just imagine a lazer coming out of the roast 😂
@@Lonkshi21"I can serve this roast to Superintendent Chalmers. The outer layer is just a bit crispy."
"Superintendent I hope you're ready for a mouthwatering roast!"
"Uh huh."
*Lasers*
"Oh egads! My roast is killing Superintendent Chalmers with Aurora Borealis!"
@@UltimaDoombotMK1XD
2:12 im yelling this at next dnd session
how did it go ? did you do it ??
Don’t leave us hanging,we need episode 2 of this anime
I remember being in a roleplay-focused campaign where the DM tried to integrate roleplay with gameplay by homebrewing a secondary progression system where each player picks a set of character traits they agree on with the DM and whenever they use them for something creative in-story they get points. I got the first of mine by coming up with anime attack names and shouting them whenever I cast spells
Yes, another good ending for Steamed Hams achiev--
2:07
But in the end, it doesn't really matter...
One thing
I don't know why.
It doesn't even matter how hard you fry
Keep that in mind
@@unilajamuha91i designed this rhyme
Steamed Hams but Seymour is much more cautious and calculated in his decision making, but there is one thing he couldn't have anticipated in his wildest dreams.
Chalmers knew the house fire was a canon event, and couldn’t let their universe be destroyed.
- Superintendent Chalmers, you bombed my house!
- No, Skinner, this is just Aurora Borealis.
The Superintendent's a warlock!
Yur a wizard Chalmers
that engineer's a spy!
@@aporue5893that Engineer’s a Demoman
Turns out Chalmers was a sleeper cell hit man hired by a huge Steamed Hams industry that wanted Skinner and if family recipe out of its way!
But what if...
Okay that was good… but that ending was…
Delightfully devilish, Superintendent Chalmers!😆
"Aurora Borealis!" is the new Avadakadabra
"But what if.." the main phrase of this video
“You know, these steamed hams are quite tasty.”
“Yes!”
01:22-01:34
This part is GENIUS
00:00-02:22
This part is GENIUS
...I see
It legit cut out the entire part where Chalmers would ask about the dialect too, 5000 iq move fr
Delightfully _safe_ Seymour
The "yes" at 1:01 is so unexplicably funny lol
Funny how Superintendent Chalmers doesn't even question the similarity to Krusty Burger here. Guess he's too preoccupied with his plans for arson.
_Well seymour steams a good ham... but.._
*AURORA BOREALIS?!*
[Proceeds to Explode The House]
Seymour doing so well makes him go crazy
@@PixelIsaiah This is so random, yet so funny, Chalmers aint gonna be happy after all of these loops in the Timeline.
@@LocalIdiot388 Chalmers must fix the timeline. In the original timeline, the house burns down. Chalmers knows that them surviving would alter the timeline, so he fixes it
I laughed at this comment!
The Prophecy foresees a burning house.
And the Prophecy must NEVER be wrong.
I'm mesmerized at how well it flows. Poor Skinner was so ready to break out of the Steamed Hams Groundhog Day, but he didn't account for Chalmers giving into the insanity caused by the constant loop
That ending is the spell Peter Pettigrew used to kill 14 muggles.
"Aurora borealis!"
*throws a f*cking bomb*
That dastardly chalmers. He was just there to steal the family recipe.
The steamed hams secret formula... He wants to steal it for the Chalm Bucket.
"May I see it?"
"No, it's a family recipe!"
"I see"
It's amazing to me that I've seen hundreds of these videos and you can still make such funny and original dialogue out of it
1:08 i like the detail where he says steamed hams instead of steams clams- makes his attempt to save face later more believable.
Lmao that ending is like Chalmers using his Stand [AURORA BOREALIS]
“It’s steam, steam from the steamed hams we’re having. Mmmmm, steamed hams.”
“I thought we were having steamed clams.”
0:29 Me when I lock the door after I left the house:
I've been watching so many Steamed Hams videos and it's been a long time since I laughed out loud like I did watching this one
birb
Skinner became delightful
And chalmers became devilish
😆
Steamed Hams but Seymour completes multiple quick-time events
dramatic pause "but what if..." 😂
not even his brain can stop POCKET -MORTAR- AURORABORIALIS
2:10
But i must say...
AURORA BOREALIS!!!
*Proceeds to blow up the house*
"The superintendent's gone crazy tonight!"
I'm surprised nobody hopped on this concept earlier!
Someone might've, there's virtually endless versions of this meme at this point. I wouldn't know if it did already exist lol
Chalmers casts AURORA BOREALIS!
"May i see it?"
"No, it's a family recipe!"
Seymour finally gave us a decent excuse.
Quite a twist at the end there.
2:11 bro got AURORA BOREALIS'd
That ending was amazing
Supernintendo Chalmers used AURORA BOREALIS! It's super effective!
after seymour has been stuck replaying this scene over and over, he finally tries to shift the timeline by predicting what chalmers is gonna do and he successfully pulls off his luncheon. But in doing so, the universe isn't so happy with that and so instead of getting the good ending he wanted, his house gets bombed.
Steamour quite litterally got fired from his job.
Oh man did not see that ending coming, I'm cracking up!
How did I not find this earlier? The sentence mixing is amazing, and the ending caught me off guard so bad! Amazing YTP.
Reminds me of the poops of olde. Great sentence mixing. Well done
Good time was had by all, he's pooped!
I love how superintendent chalmers didnt question what a steamed ham was
Same lol
@@MagicRhymes1 buddy we're the same person...
@@oconnorwilliam01 oh well in that case I could leak all of your personal information 😈😈😈
@@MagicRhymes1you do realise that it's all of your personal information too
@@oconnorwilliam01 oh shoot!
The "What if" man🤣🤣🤣
But what if, I were to tell you that everything that happens in this house is a simulation? That every roast you've ever ruined was just part of a program running out its part?
@@jenniferadams7582 At that point it'll just be a mindfuck to the people going through the simulation.
_But what if I call this luncheon unforgettable?_
I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
_Delightfully devilish, Seymour_
Bart: “I don’t think any of us expected Chalmers to do THAT.”
"Those hams were steamed to perfection Seymour... Unfortunatly: FIREBALL"
-Superintendent Chalmers
Ah yes, my favorite spell, "Aurora Borealis" Throws a large impact explosive in the direction the user was pointing
''they'll be trouble in town tonight.''
"What if Isometic Exercise" Gets Me everytime the lack of pause makes it even funnier
"but what if...."
“Patented Skinner burgers! Grilled and steamed!”
“But what if…”
1:54
“Yes!”
“Yes…”
“Yes!”
“Uh huh… Really?”
“Yes!”
“May I see it?”
“No, it’s a family recipe”
“I see”
Wtf was this whole conversation lol
chalmers knew something was wrong and had to correct the timeline
It would be more believable to say that he was tying his shoes
I CANT STOP REPLAYING THE END XD
Think, Seymour, THINK!
Imaginary technique: aurora borealis
Steamed Hams with Death Note style monologues
every single addition ontop of each joke is pure gold
But what if...
"May I see it?"
"No, it's a family recipe."
"And I took that personally"
Chalmers used his Ultimate Ability
AURORA BOREALIS!
The Superintendent really pulled out his fuckin' stand at the last second didn't he
Add a color pallette to Skinner when he thinks, and you can change the title to "Steamed hams, but Skinner is a character from Death note."
Or JoJo
I honestly thought Seymour would tell Superintendent about the burnned roast, and how they're having fast food. But this is better than what I thought
*_Fast Food._*
The whole thing flows so nicely that I didn't notice Aurora Borealis was missing. Let my guard down for that split second...
>Game punishes you for choosing the reasonable options
That ending caught me by surprise.
did not expect that plot twist at the end. Truly incredible
@02:12 "When the Wizard learns how to cast Fireball."
Seymour really well outbrain Chalmers because he didn't even says that the steam hams is similar to the one they used at krusty burger
But what if...
...I were to put this video in my liked video playlist?
Delightfully devilish, casablancahunter1606!
The superintendent knew he was lying so he punished him.
Missions where you do everything right but who you're playing as is scripted to die
This is a great one.
this must be what deathnote looks like to people who don't like deathnote
Delightfully safe Seymour.