Homophobic Christian "Debunks" my Comedy

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  • Today we're checking out a video reaction to me which begs the question: "Why are they always homophobes?". Russ here has fixed my Quora Questions video by giving the REAL answers, such as 'ghosts are real' and 'gay is bad'. Hooray.
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    02:18 The channel
    06:39 Russ' Video Starts
    10:02 Why are they always homophobes
    13:47 Debunking Lies about Me
    17:24 Vampires are not real
    20:23 Demons
    23:33 Moon Hoax
    26:52 Bible numerology
    29:55 Why Noah built ark?
    31:50 Ghosts are real
    33:51 Christ is coming soon
    40:21 I am Demon
    49:34 Russ knows best
    54:48 Conclusions about making videos and Russ
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  • @EmmaThorneVideos
    @EmmaThorneVideos  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1140

    Howdy lovely people! If you like my content, consider checking out @EmmathorneBackstage and @Littleduckgaming for more. And don't forget to sMaSH ThAT LIke bUtTon! [cough]

    • @java4653
      @java4653 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Go Emma, it's your smart day, we gonna watch you, cuz you're so great!

    • @ltfla7283
      @ltfla7283 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ? youtube not posting ?

    • @mortenhundevad
      @mortenhundevad 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      fouend his channel in 2 seconds

    • @rebeccachambers4701
      @rebeccachambers4701 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      If you need the number for the devil well I have it it's my landlord's number

    • @paulsmart4672
      @paulsmart4672 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I hit "like" because of the camel caps.

  • @neonshadow5005
    @neonshadow5005 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1569

    "She admitted that SHE is a LESBIAN!"
    "Shit, someone's going to have to tell my boyfriend."
    Haha, great response to that.

    • @ChristianCatboy
      @ChristianCatboy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe he thinks her boyfriend is secretly trans. Gotta assume the most extreme scenario of "depravity", right? Or he just doesn't know what bisexual means, and thinks "lesbian" means any female queer person

    • @fabr5747
      @fabr5747 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

      Well, let's be honest, short hair means you like women, this is part of the ten commandments, and that's why most grandmothers are lesbians...

    • @F4wk3s
      @F4wk3s 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      ​@@fabr5747
      Okay, what do I do then, shave half my hair?

    • @Seneca84
      @Seneca84 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Also, let's say she was... being lesbian it's not something someone "admits" to... But oh well, what can you expect...

    • @fabr5747
      @fabr5747 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@F4wk3s Smart move ! Confuse them more !

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6250

    There's no hate like Christian love.

    • @brb__bathroom
      @brb__bathroom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +652

      as Ghandi once said: "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

    • @alexmckenna1171
      @alexmckenna1171 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      The other religions also keep their end up, and not in a good way.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +317

      ​@@brb__bathroomYou know something gone wrong when you're getting roasted by Ghandi.

    • @brb__bathroom
      @brb__bathroom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      @@denverarnold6210 Civ 1 style

    • @sten4982
      @sten4982 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      The Australian former PM is a good example of that. A seven mountains movement lowlife

  • @RetroMaticGamer
    @RetroMaticGamer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +336

    Christians: "don't persecute us!"
    Also Christians: persecute every non-Christian for not being Christian and/or cis/straight
    Also ALSO Christians: TOTALLY IGNORE Jesus' direct orders to be meek, mind their own business, and treat everyone with love and respect

    • @milf_Connoisseur_69
      @milf_Connoisseur_69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Nah bro the new Jesus loves guns and hate thy neighbor

    • @chrism8860
      @chrism8860 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@milf_Connoisseur_69They also don't want their freedom of speech infringed. But are yearning for Christian nationalist states, which will have no freedom of speech. It's insane

    • @flashraylaser157
      @flashraylaser157 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@milf_Connoisseur_69Meh, Jesus always came with the sword. Not sure how new that is.
      Definitely way better than his dad (self) though somehow.

    • @solertree8653
      @solertree8653 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You forgot "persecute all christians who don't do it the same way we do!"

    • @pzm2461
      @pzm2461 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      amen mofo

  • @simonjones5101
    @simonjones5101 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    The way he laughed after he said, "We don't drink blood" sounded like they do in fact drink blood.

  • @fiercerodent
    @fiercerodent 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1529

    "Despite what fiction authors try to sell you on, vampires are not real"
    ...someone needs to explain to him what fiction means.

    • @aspatuarymax1470
      @aspatuarymax1470 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

      it's possible that he thinks that everything that is written in a book is intended to be believed as a real thing, either because it is, or because the author is trying to trick you. it would explain a lot

    • @Rig0r_M0rtis
      @Rig0r_M0rtis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      What do you expect? He believes Bible...

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      ​@@aspatuarymax1470that's because the only book he has ever read is the Bible.

    • @davidgustafson7334
      @davidgustafson7334 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      Of course there are no vampires.
      The werewolves wiped them out years ago!

    • @aspatuarymax1470
      @aspatuarymax1470 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@Forest_Fifer now now, let's be fair. he *may* have partially skimmed "Darkness Optional: The Holy Truth" by Zak Bagans

  • @rei-rei
    @rei-rei 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1287

    Russ responds to Emma's 8 minute video with a 40 minute "rebuttal". Emma responds with a 58 minute video. I'm now expecting a feature-length documentary from him in response, to which Emma needs to respond with a 6 part series.

    • @Claudius_Ptolemy
      @Claudius_Ptolemy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Just like James Tour 😂

    • @lillia5333
      @lillia5333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      This was so funny that a thumbs up wasn't enough!!😂 Sometimes lots of thumbs are needed!

    • @rainbowkrampus
      @rainbowkrampus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      And after that, a two cour anime adaptation.

    • @pererau
      @pererau 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He's got nothing on Mormon general conference

    • @sharimeline3077
      @sharimeline3077 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I cackled in reality, you get the trophy 🏆

  • @bobcunningham9590
    @bobcunningham9590 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Admit it, Emma. Russ is a miniature man you keep in a dollhouse in your attic, along with a miniature cat named Dr. Theopolis.

  • @vorpal22
    @vorpal22 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +339

    As a gay guy who knew he was gay from a very young age (inkling at four, certain at seven), I love these, "I don't hate the sinner: I hate the sin."
    My response, "When it comes to Christianity, I don't hate the stupid: I hate the stupidity."
    Homosexuality is not a "lifestyle choice," nor can one be "groomed" into it.
    You know what is both a lifestyle choice and something that someone is often groomed into? Christianity.
    These people take life way TF too seriously. Get a prescription for alprazolam already, peeps. Life should be fun and rewarding, and not a sad and miserable exercise in judgment.

    • @CarlCoppinger
      @CarlCoppinger 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      You said it brother.

    • @WhereIsPancakesHouse
      @WhereIsPancakesHouse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      When I hear people say homosexuality is a choice, I always respond, “Oh, so you could choose to be gay today and be perfectly happy with that decision.”

    • @silh3345
      @silh3345 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One theory I’ve seen a lot of people talk about that I think seems very possible is that those who say sexuality is a choice are actually bisexuals with internalized homophobia. They think it’s a choice because they themselves chose not to act on their same sex attraction and only act on their opposite sex attraction and now they think all people can choose who they’re attracted to.

    • @judyditmer2589
      @judyditmer2589 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      “Lifestyle” is a stupid-ass word anyway, in every context. I don’t have a “lifestyle,” I just have a life. Normal people of any gender or sexual orientation or whatever are just living their lives. “Lifestyles” are for rich or otherwise privileged people who are putting on a show for other people they want to impress, or want to distinguish themselves as better than.

    • @Dragonmoon98
      @Dragonmoon98 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And regarding 'lifestyles,' the one people like Mr fun police in the video propose is one where you're expected to live your life as a punishment for a legendary noncrime that happened so far back that you wouldn't have been so much as a glancing thought at the time. It's a miserable excuse of a life that you have to be groomed to think is any way to live, that or break a number of rules just so you have some sliver of joy in life. (Also a lifestyle that in part undermines the supposed reason for Christ's death)

  • @kalebs6201
    @kalebs6201 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +989

    This man’s humor is dryer than every woman he’s tried to get with

    • @IanIsrael
      @IanIsrael 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Dayyum!! 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @katarinatibai8396
      @katarinatibai8396 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      😂😂😂 - Sahara desert 🏜

    • @probablysatan..5776
      @probablysatan..5776 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      DANG, NO MERCY

    • @lonewolffang
      @lonewolffang 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And his dry hump. Drier than than the Sahara desert.

    • @Shockerpitzwei
      @Shockerpitzwei 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Get this lad a apple juice

  • @DylboScratchins
    @DylboScratchins 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1204

    Congrats, Emma, on getting your first fan fiction writer

    • @nittayoshifumi8252
      @nittayoshifumi8252 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      she got fanon made about her lmao

    • @summerbummer1930
      @summerbummer1930 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Most likely not the first. But I don't wanna check.

    • @Mewobiba
      @Mewobiba 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @joaomrtins Just for you I checked AO3 and at least there's nothing there

    • @joaomrtins
      @joaomrtins 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Mewobiba that's good
      P.S. I almost slipped up on the fact that it's Mewobiba, the one and only!

  • @purpleconundrum783
    @purpleconundrum783 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    new drinking game: one shot every time this guy says, "okay..."

    • @Mb3bdbdbdhdh
      @Mb3bdbdbdhdh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      M'kay*

    • @crownedpanda
      @crownedpanda 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Instructions very clear. I'm now dead 💀

    • @Fiszy
      @Fiszy 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      two shots every time he says something stupid in response to a joke

  • @Argeaux2
    @Argeaux2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    C’mon Emma, how long have you been on the internet?
    Don’t you know that people with short hair must be either men, or lesbians, or Halle Berry?
    Every time I cut my hair short my gender and sexuality change on the spot.
    People start calling me bro (then saying they call everyone bro, even when they don’t), and I suddenly stop being married, and start dating women.
    I’ve decided I’m going to throw a + on random things, now+

  • @Vggamegod
    @Vggamegod 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +639

    Emma seems like an absolute joy to be around. Russ comes off as one of those men who murders their family to 'send them to heaven'.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Send them to heaven? He sounds like the type that would murder them so they would haunt his basement.

    • @incognitiosaystransrights
      @incognitiosaystransrights 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he has a sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

    • @xAxCx
      @xAxCx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      You got those vibes too?

    • @chriscunningham8703
      @chriscunningham8703 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Both equally annoying

    • @Calx9
      @Calx9 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Suit yourself, I laughed my ass off :P
      She's genuinely funny. @@chriscunningham8703

  • @AnnoyingNewsletters
    @AnnoyingNewsletters 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +599

    A friend of mine says, _Whenever you tell someone that you're bisexual, all they hear is gay._
    Maybe that's what's going on here.
    Emma says, *_Hello, Lovely People. Happy Pride 🌈 Month! I'm bi, and I get to be visible_* for a whole month. *_Can you believe it?!_*
    What he hears:
    _Doesn't this les-bean know that Pride is a sin?_

    • @IRGeamer
      @IRGeamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the word in their mind is "them" or "other", because they react the same if you tell them you're atheist, left wing, progressive, a secular humanist, believe in science, don't passionately hate the very idea of a federal government, etc., etc., etc...
      It's just wilfully ignorant bigotry all the way down...

    • @joannecunliffe8067
      @joannecunliffe8067 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Try explaining that you're transgender and NO, that doesn't mean I'm a transvestite (or like Dr Frankenfuter) also NO, being transgender is nothing to do with whether you're gay or not! Oh (pick your favourite deity as an expletive)!😠The best one was saying that (in all honesty) "I don't know if I'm gay, straight, bisexual or asexual these days!" Explanation: As I child I KNEW I was a girl - I just had a problem with my body between my legs. When I became a teen I wondered "Should I go out with a girl" but then thought "but I AM a girl - would that make me a lesbian and to be honest, does that matter?". I then thought "Well I'll go out with a boy" and then looked between my legs and quite frankly gave up at that point!

    • @garygood6804
      @garygood6804 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      All women are bi, so....* shrug *

    • @joannecunliffe8067
      @joannecunliffe8067 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@garygood6804 If you hadn't typed that completely with your tongue in your cheek (*jaw drops*) M C 🐷 - 🥰!

    • @kazeboiii
      @kazeboiii 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@joannecunliffe8067 As a trans man, #mood

  • @user-tc5pl3zw3h
    @user-tc5pl3zw3h 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Russ is a perfect example of a self-taught, self-appointed, lay teacher with no scholarly skills. He stammered and hesitated during his whole diatribe about false teachers and false prophets because he had not point to make. His ultimate conclusion was "...and so that's kinda the way it happens".
    Also, we need look no further for false teaching and prophecy than the leadership of organized religion.
    And, you're a lovely person. I'm very happy for your dad.

  • @elench257
    @elench257 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    I’m a Christian, you’re awesome! Critical thinking is a must in life and nitpicking an old book that has been translated and edited so often it’s a place to find comfort not justify bigotry, something Jesus would never do in said book. I get embarrassed saying I’m Christian when people make it all judgy n toxic 🥰🦇👻

    • @Anonymous-54545
      @Anonymous-54545 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Me too, I'm embarrassed to even tell ppl.

  • @wodentoad1
    @wodentoad1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +532

    This man is the human equivalent of Mansplaining. His first words as a baby were "Well, Aktually...."

    • @katieheys3007
      @katieheys3007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Got it in one

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@katieheys3007 add to this, feels that his speaking time must be at least 5 times more than any woman, ideally 10 times longer.
      Well actually, does he speak to women in real life? Is that where his crazy Emma obsession comes from? Is that why he's decided she's a lesbian, because he had to place her "off-limts?" Ergh just made myself a little sick with that thought, sorry

    • @jennamars80
      @jennamars80 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mkay?

    • @BartyTheParty
      @BartyTheParty 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 This dude is delusional! I hope this video is at LEAST a SMALL wake-up call for such a pathetic loser.

    • @rawmeathands
      @rawmeathands 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@jennamars80Mkay?

  • @modernorpheus
    @modernorpheus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +556

    There's a stereotype about Christians being anti-fun, but I'm not sure Russ even understands what fun is.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      I think he finds the whole concept very straining and confusing.

    • @InsufficientGravitas
      @InsufficientGravitas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It's not even wrong when it comes to the more puritanical lot.

    • @jerometurner9642
      @jerometurner9642 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      It is like he's having a stroke when he laughs.

    • @Shadowman4710
      @Shadowman4710 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@InsufficientGravitas There's old joke that says a Puritan is somebody who lives in constant terror that somebody...somewhere is having a good time.

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I think he knows what fun is to him. I just don't think anyone else would recognize what he sees as fun as fun.

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    It’s crazy how much people care about who others want to sleep with.
    Does it matter? As long as it’s a consenting adult and you guys aren’t doing lewd things in public it’s fine. But both of those issues don’t involve sexuality at all.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      republicans do spend a great deal of time thinking about what others are doing or not doing! They are very other focused!

    • @Dave1507
      @Dave1507 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'd say it takes two consenting adults (or more, if you're into that), not just one, but otherwise I agree.

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Does it have to be a consenting adult? I paid a lot of money for that inflatable doll, and I don't want to have to throw it out.

    • @Dave1507
      @Dave1507 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@peytonmac1131 a consenting doll is all right as well, no worries.

    • @adnankhalid8457
      @adnankhalid8457 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@peytonmac1131 install an Ai into it and ask it if you want

  • @dawaynezazeski763
    @dawaynezazeski763 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Emma. (You are awesome!)
    Somehow I stumbled upon your TH-cam channel by watching ”Sir Sic”.
    Absolutely fell in love with your channel! Please keep doing what you do ! 🙏🙏
    So good!!! Love it! 😉👍🤘🙏❤

  • @chgjake2230
    @chgjake2230 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +707

    Him taking every single joke 100% seriously is actually pretty funny not gonna lie

    • @RonaldReed-ul9du
      @RonaldReed-ul9du 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      I know, he makes me want to go screw with him so badly, imagine what sarcasm would do to him!

    • @missoats8731
      @missoats8731 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have to admit I find him hilarious as well, but I'm pretty sure he's on the autism spectrum: doesn't really get jokes, doesn't really get fiction, doesn't really get the point of what others say, has very special interests he's obsessed about and researches deeply (the bible, ghosts, the moon landing), tries to imitate how other people speak, but doesn't understand the right context for it ("smash that like button"), rambles on about seemingly unrelated stuff, would be perceived as "weird" by the general population, thinks his opinion is the gold standard...
      Too bad he's so into Christian believes.

    • @lindseyhendrix2405
      @lindseyhendrix2405 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No kidding! I thought he would catch on to the style & setup of the video he was responding to eventually and figure it out but, wow. It’s like he genuinely thought _she_ was asking these questions lol.

    • @AmberAbyss-nh4lc
      @AmberAbyss-nh4lc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      It's like he's trying to do the live tucker reaction face the entire time

    • @happytofu5
      @happytofu5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I think he understood she was joking, but was pissed about that. Like that she was joking about something that to him is no laughing matter. So he tried to answer the questions genuinely.

  • @DuetJay
    @DuetJay 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

    This guy must be loads of fun at parties.
    "You having a good time?"
    "No."

    • @kyleinthejar6829
      @kyleinthejar6829 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      He’s the type of guy to show up to a party for the sole purpose of complaining about how “sinful” everyone there is behaving 💀

    • @HedeccaTamer
      @HedeccaTamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "HA, oh boy, time eh? Well, Isaiah 38:7, 8, God turns back the sundial, so actually, time is completely fluid. Am I having a good time? According to Doctor Who, time is a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff, and God can turn it forwards or backwards.
      In fact, in The Five Doctors..."

    • @tom1644x
      @tom1644x 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No one invites him to parties. 🤣

    • @DuetJay
      @DuetJay 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@tom1644x He crashes them though, I bet.

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HedeccaTamer : I doubt this guy watches Doctor Who, at least for enjoyment. Maybe he would watch it so he can critique it in his videos. I can imagine him "analyzing" DW and saying things like "Daleks are not real, okay?"

  • @pavelZhd
    @pavelZhd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    41:54 "in what universe words dimension and vibration equivalent"?
    That is a fascinating question actually. Like obviously those are two different things. But they are connected in a way.
    Basically if we only perceive some dimensions, we would be unable to distinguish between a thing that is stationary, or vibrating in a dimension we don't perceive. And this is where those terms got conflated as "vibration in invisible dimension = invisible vibration". And from there you have the chain of people who don't fully grasp what they are saying repeat fancy words and you arrive at equivication between a dimension and vibrations that happen within those dimensions.

  • @JeremyAndersonBoise
    @JeremyAndersonBoise 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Subbed. This is the second video of yours I have watched and I should have subbed the first time. Theists being butthurt is always straight-up fucking hilarious, no cap. “Debunking” is now synonymous counter-comedy-espionage, somehow? Let’s go, Russ! Bring the heat, big fella!

  • @FriendofFantasy
    @FriendofFantasy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +824

    "Despite what fiction authors try to sell... vampires aren't real." Fiction authors aren't trying to peddle their fantasy books as nonfiction!!

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      This strikes at the heart of the matter. I don't have a problem with people that believe in a higher power that created everything and believe that we continue to exist in some form or another after death. But they need to recognize that the arguments they present for their belief are fallacious. Every single one of them is and always will be fallacious. You cannot make a claim, "There is a supernatural creator God", without providing evidence for your claim. And no, you can't use what is written in the Bible to claim that what is written in the Bible is true.
      If I ask "How do you know that what is written in the Bible is true?", you can't answer "Because it's written in the Bible that what's written is true". That's beyond childish.

    • @FriendofFantasy
      @FriendofFantasy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @Temulon I completely agree. I am a Christian myself, and I won't sit there and tell someone - "There is a God!!" - because I don't have hard proof that there is any type of divine creator. Christianity is a *faith* based religion. That being said, when science contradicts what is in the Bible, I will obviously side with science on the matter because, to me, if the Christian God did create the universe, then they must have created science as well.

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@FriendofFantasy You said Christianity is a faith based religion, but all religions are faith based. There are no religions that are rooted in science with irrefutable evidence backing their claims. About contradictions, if the Bible is supposed to be a owners manual for correct living and directly inspired by God, shouldn't it be free from errors and superfluous information? It just seems to me that if a book was so important for God to want humans to have it would have been written better.

    • @larryn4219
      @larryn4219 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Temulon the sort of argument, and now i will put it very vaguely and to the point, so the sort of argument that claims well, i would love to see a swish watch to naturally appear in the wild, and thats like 10 to the power of 100s less complex then any form of life, is quite a strong argument for a, lets call it, intelligence created universe.

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@larryn4219 It isn't a strong argument. There are three main points of criticism against the Watchmaker analogy:
      1. Complexity does not necessarily require a designer; it can also come from mindless natural processes. David Hume gives the examples of a snowflake, and of the generation of crystals. These are mentioned in his works "Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion" and "An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding". Other people have mentioned the Infinite monkey theorem.
      2. The watch is a bad analogy.
      3. The watchmaker is more complex than the watch. If complexity proves intelligent design, then the question arises who designed such a complex watchmaker.

  • @Pootycat8359
    @Pootycat8359 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +519

    You can tell a lot about a person's attitudes by their choice of words. Defining what a "lesbian is, or is not, aside, saying "She ADMITTED...." carries a very different implication than "She STATED..."

    • @clown134
      @clown134 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      people who use words like that make me think they're very deeply closeted and repressed

    • @Pootycat8359
      @Pootycat8359 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Could be! Old "Father Freud" has fallen out of favor, these days, but the wisdom of his words is with us, still....

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I see it a projection of internal guilt lol.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@clown134 Accusing homophobes of being closeted is harmful for many reasons; one being-the trope’s premise is that the LGBTQ community is responsible for their own persecution. The majority of homophobes are heterosexual bigots.

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      I noticed that too. “Admitted” carries connotations of wrongdoing and shame. Maybe we should start saying “S/He admitted they’re a Christian…”

  • @drewmcelyea8872
    @drewmcelyea8872 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I didn’t realize till someone pointed it out, but you annunciation is amazing. I didn’t think about it at all at first I just liked your responses, but your voice and clarity is amazing on audio.

  • @jeromebuckley9296
    @jeromebuckley9296 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Watching you from Seattle, WA USA. Just stumbled onto you today Emma and I love what you're putting online. Keep up the great work!

  • @SolemnlySquid
    @SolemnlySquid 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +415

    Russ: "Contrary to what movies might try to teach you, or what authors might try to sell you on, vampires are not real."
    Also Russ: "So if you ever watch Ghost Adventures, a lot of their..."

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      I love the fact that he says "what movies tries to teach you". That is truly disturbed. Who the fuck thinks a vampire movie is trying to teach you ANYTHING?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rig0r_M0rtis
      @Rig0r_M0rtis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@AB-80X Well the Interview with the Vampire teaches about the pain and loneliness of trying to stay human in a beast's body...

    • @Jagernaughty
      @Jagernaughty 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@AB-80Xsome people have learned something about themselves watching Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit

    • @armyoftinymoas
      @armyoftinymoas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@AB-80X are you trying to tell me The Vampire Diaries ISN'T an educational docuseries??

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Jagernaughty
      I think the word we’re looking for is “discovered” rather than learned lol

  • @PillboxBollocks
    @PillboxBollocks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +437

    I’m here. I’m queer. I’m ready to cheer. My userpic’s a deer. Through a window it leered. Get that guy a beer. He’s unhappy, that’s clear. The time is so near for this lovely premier. I’m surrounded by peers, all such beautiful weir-does. I’m wracked with fear ’cause I’m starting to hear that I’m grinding this gear and I’ll be here for a year doing this if I don’t stop right now…

    • @EmmaThorneVideos
      @EmmaThorneVideos  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

      Oh no, a classic witch's rhyming curse

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Hear Hear

    • @PillboxBollocks
      @PillboxBollocks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😆@@dylans0630

    • @JabelldiMarco
      @JabelldiMarco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That's ...impressive!

    • @unknown5150variable
      @unknown5150variable 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@raya.p.l5919 oh well I just cast a lvl 3 uno reverse so there now all your base are belong to us

  • @TristenMay-ko2vs
    @TristenMay-ko2vs หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When I'm at work, I love sneaking an earbud into my ear and hiding it with my hair so I can listen to the sorta content you make. Please keep making content like it, it's great to listen to while working. Subbed :)

  • @lukeh9897
    @lukeh9897 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is first video of yours have ever seen was hilarious and you have a pleasant voice to listen to while I was working thank you

  • @janrebie
    @janrebie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    One time I made a joke on instagram “it’s called the Bible not the Straightble” and a bunch of people in the replies were like “uhm actually 🤓” I feel like this guy would be the type to do that

    • @JoshuaR.Collins
      @JoshuaR.Collins 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      lmao, Im going to be stealing that joke.

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@JoshuaR.Collinsthen use the complete version of the joke...
      The Bible says "Adam and Eve", not "Adam OR Eve", so I slept with both. It's called the Bible, not the Straightble after all.

    • @TheVortexCollective
      @TheVortexCollective 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JoshuaR.Collinssame

  • @Merricat_likesu
    @Merricat_likesu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +274

    “I’m not judging you but you’re going to hell” Jesus these people are awful. I had to deal with it for years and it’s soooooo difficult not to automatically distrust anyone religious person I meet because of people like this.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Welp, according to CraeCrae here, that's not judgement. That's just a statement of fact, and GAWD is the one who judges you

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Sometimes I wish hell is proven to be real. Just to make these people quake in fear.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@falconeshield They most likely do anyway since they believe it's real. Not most of the time, because they seem to think they're exempt from Da Rulez as set down by Oily Josh and the Greasy Boys. But the times they slip up and break one of their self-imagined "rules of the religion" or remember things done when they were wild kids, they have a small panic. Of course, all they have to do to feel fine about themselves again is either Confession (if Catholic) or be more aggressive with their proselytizing for a while.

    • @davidkeller6156
      @davidkeller6156 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Even though I believe in a God, my brother is worried I’m going to hell since I’m not a Christian. I have no problem with his beliefs,and I know he speaks from love. Actually, I don’t have a problem with most religions as long as they’re not used to promote hate. I don’t have a problem with atheists either and my own personal take is God doesn’t demand belief in It and God doesn’t judge us on whether we believe in It or not. What a narcissistic god that would be that demands worship. Seems a lot of religion, especially Christianity is based on an anthropomorphic idea of God. I can’t speak to others because I haven’t studied them that deeply, except perhaps Advaita Vedanta when I followed that guru. And that was definitely not an anthropomorphic understanding.

    • @limitbreak2966
      @limitbreak2966 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@DraconicDuelistthat’s the dumbest thing honestly, as if confessing to a priest somehow takes away your sins and makes you innocent. Like bruh if you hit a child with a car and then go to confession, you still hit a child, but now you feel like its no worries now

  • @BrendanPeterMcVeigh
    @BrendanPeterMcVeigh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've just discovered your videos and I'm loving them.

  • @paullefevre8684
    @paullefevre8684 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Emma, I just found your channel, and I'm loving it. Now I've got to go watch all of your videos. There goes my free time! Love and reason from America! Oh, and no -- we don't say he'll and she'll and they'll all the same way, whomever told you that doesn't appear to have ever lived here :)

  • @eshaanreza832
    @eshaanreza832 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +641

    "She's a lesbian" Wow... What a cute insult...

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      Someone called me a fa&@ot just the other day. Funny thing is, I was going up to my local church for volunteer work

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dylans0630A fak@ot is a pile of sticks. With a bit of energy 🔥 😃

    • @MsTMarie83
      @MsTMarie83 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Someone give the goon his cardboard cookie 😅😂

    • @LadyOfTheEdits
      @LadyOfTheEdits 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The fact he said.admmited to being a lesbian. What a brainless person

    • @ejd53
      @ejd53 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Not only that, it's the wrong cute insult. 😂😂😂

  • @MrMattSax
    @MrMattSax 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +298

    I think my favorite part is how he sighs deeply, rolls his eyes and then proceeds to condescendingly correct Emma on the truth about demons, angels, ghosts and other fictional characters. He’s so exasperated to have to explain these obvious things that are strongly supported by feelings, ignorance and ancient books of mythology.

    • @foxliasgriffinYT
      @foxliasgriffinYT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      makes me wanna listen to his beliefs like some story, like a good night story for children to go mimimi on

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      His reaction best embodies "mansplaining" ngl. He's giving Redditors a hell of a competition.

  • @oh515
    @oh515 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Some people doesn’t understand irony or sarcasm.

  • @alistear7862
    @alistear7862 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude! You popped up in my feed and I was like "About time TH-cam recommended a creator I ACTUALLY would watch!"
    I'm loving your videos. You're awesome.

    • @user-ch8mx1vz9u
      @user-ch8mx1vz9u 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      but there is no creator!!!! (j/k)

  • @arvo_septus
    @arvo_septus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +240

    I really thought that at some point this guy's mom was going to walk over with a plate of cookies and he would scream "MOM, I'M MAKING A VERY SERIOUS VIDEO AND YOU ARE RUINING IT!!!!"

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M WEARING THE GODFATHER T-SHIRT, I EXPLAINED THIS ALREADY MOM!!"

    • @reverbscherzo7850
      @reverbscherzo7850 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, clearly Mom doesn’t understand how important he is. If she did, he’d have one like. And maybe even one subscriber. 😂

    • @sharimeline3077
      @sharimeline3077 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      MOM THE MEATLOAF!

    • @jonasfermefors
      @jonasfermefors 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He seems a bit like Mike Pence, so I bet he'd call his wife mother too - if he had one.

    • @despaney
      @despaney 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      At least he is not in his car.

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +222

    EMMA: I am going to tell a joke.
    RUSS: Not if I can help it.
    Repeat this a couple dozen times and you have this man's entire video.

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Spoiler alert:
      He could not help it.

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      *his entire series apparently lol

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😆😆😆👍

    • @marineinrecovery1282
      @marineinrecovery1282 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Don't forget to add in "I'll also 'correct her' on points I might agree with but definitely, as the alpha male christian, cannot be seen agreeing with"

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Has anyone posted a link to this video on Russ' channel? We need to see his full feature length reaction.

  • @garyhilton6042
    @garyhilton6042 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    M'Kay ......... So ? that's that sorted eh Russ ? Love it , thanks Emma, glad you took the time to do the response vid else i'd have never met Russ :)

  • @deertrivia5672
    @deertrivia5672 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am so annoyed that I did not know about you until just today, when for reasons known only to the algorithm, you appeared in my TH-cam feed. Your content is wonderful!
    And while I have nothing of value to add in terms of commentary, I have to say I love the idea of "Bible Supply Stores." It brings to mind an even more Conservative version of Hank Hill, selling "Bibles and Bible Accessories."

  • @Bany1911
    @Bany1911 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +358

    The "We are moving to Q+" followed by a beat of complete silence and then the "No" is a stroke of comedic genius. I actually laughed so loudly at that my cat woke up and gave me a dirty look.

    • @JonathonPawelko
      @JonathonPawelko 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Don’t offend cats! You better treat your cat right. Cheers from Canada

    • @jaxcoss5790
      @jaxcoss5790 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@JonathonPawelko😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Ngl, the LGBTQ/GSRM community just calling itself Q+ sounds awesome.

    • @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith
      @Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@reptoidrenaissance Nah, Q was a total jerk, as were Q, Q, q, and Q.

  • @Saezimmerman
    @Saezimmerman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +478

    the “I love them but I hate their lifestyle” is something that I generally hear from people trying hold their anti-LGBTQ+ perspective while still maintaining a relationship with people in the community. It’s frustrating because they try to come across as tolerant and loving, but it doesn’t work.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When bigots say things akin to "I don't hate [LGBT/minorities/ect.]" then follow up with something that clearly expresses hate, what they mean can be summed up in two ways:
      "I don't hate gay people I hate it when gay people don't pretend to be straight people."
      and
      "I'm not racist I don't hate black people, I just hate it when they want to be considered equal to white people."

    • @tims.2717
      @tims.2717 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      They are not tolerant or loving. They are lying to themselves and to others about how they really feel.

    • @ChristianCatboy
      @ChristianCatboy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tims.2717 Not necessarily. I repeated the same talking points for decades, but it was all internalized self-hatred. I didn't know what being queer actually meant, having been raised from childhood to believe that it's inherently immoral (for no rational reason), and ALWAYS involves or leads to some sort of predatory abuse. Being a shy, sensitive, trans-girl egg, of course I didn't want to get abused and dehumanized in wild orgies, and that hostile caricature was the only representation of queer culture that I'd been exposed to. I also grew up in a town of 600 people, and went into the military (during "don't ask, don't tell") after high school, so was being actively propagandized and officially discouraged by my employer, the US government, from associating with queer people at all IRL, which could have helped expose my hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance. So, queer-phobic Christians definitely are lying to themselves. Their own doctrine teaches that every sin can be purified by Love, but they twist that into legalistic strictures (eg, telling kids to get married before having sex, instead of teaching them to value consent and natural human diversity of behavior and desire).

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      “I love them except this part which I want to change”

    • @akasickform
      @akasickform 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      God creates Eve from Adams rib, which makes Eve genetically male, then got ticked off because Eve wouldn't stop smashing her sons to create the rest of human life on Earth ...
      Kind of crazy to think that God would get pissed off when he could have just made some more men and women out of some clay..

  •  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As Blender developer, I'm happy to hear it being used in your debunking endeavours :D

  •  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My new feel good channel, Thanks Emma❤

  • @DimmerMeerkat
    @DimmerMeerkat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    This dude is a case study in miserable people trying to make other people miserable.

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      christians want to eliminate any fun from the world and make us more like their cousins the Muslims

    • @stevenhoward3358
      @stevenhoward3358 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I did take a look at his YT site, he had just been flooded and amazingly did not build an ark.

  • @torkelsvenson6411
    @torkelsvenson6411 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    If someone made the joke about two tomatoes walking across the road this guy would just go "actually, tomatoes can't walk"

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF หลายเดือนก่อน

      Out of my curiosity, would you be willing to tell me the joke. :>

    • @torkelsvenson6411
      @torkelsvenson6411 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yoBmeF Two tomatoes walk across the road. One gets run over. The other one says "come on, catch up"

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@torkelsvenson6411 That pun is rancid 💀 Thank you lol

  • @TheCGSA
    @TheCGSA 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hi Emma. New follower here. This video had me laughing so much. I do not think Russ understood the concept of you responding to quora questions. I think he thought those were your questions instead of you response to ridiculous questions. Only thing that can explain his behaviour!! Thank you for great content.

  • @EricWAtchesVideos
    @EricWAtchesVideos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've just discovered your channel.
    I think that you are very entertaining. Thank you.

  • @Thezerohgee
    @Thezerohgee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    “The wise speak because they have something to say. The foolish speak because they have to say something.” Russ epitomizes the second part of that statement.

    • @XAE_A_Xii
      @XAE_A_Xii 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i don't agree, i've said many foolish stuff in my life because i thought i had something clever to say :)

    • @user-ii5of7sy3i
      @user-ii5of7sy3i 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@XAE_A_XiiGood point,me too.

  • @sandracraft517
    @sandracraft517 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

    I met someone who believed it was sinful to joke about the bible or religion at all, and would respond to anything light-hearted with deadly seriousness. Maybe this guy is the same.

    • @solomoon3083
      @solomoon3083 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      How gross.

    • @finrothsmith7995
      @finrothsmith7995 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I was in my friends café and the repair man had turned up to fix the coffee machine. I was chatting to her and saw the repair man and stated "Thank the gods, I can finally get my coffee!" When I wandered off to pick a cake, she told me he went up t her and said "Actually there is only one god".

    • @muuuuuud
      @muuuuuud 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@finrothsmith7995 And let me guess, it just so happens that its the god they worship, what a coincidence! :D Can't believe this nonsense has been going on for thousands of years.

    • @infinitedragonbellyx.x
      @infinitedragonbellyx.x 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I would want to get that guy on shrooms. Chill him out and see the world a whole new way

    • @thegoodreylo4749
      @thegoodreylo4749 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Those are the same type of people who would get pissed when characters say “Dear Neptune” in SpongeBob 💀.

  • @cursedcat6467
    @cursedcat6467 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:10 💀 imagine being so rizzless that you turn someone lesbian

  • @elena_1776
    @elena_1776 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Don't listen to Emma OR Russ, dozens of astronauts are still stranded on the moon awaiting rescue to this day. Justice for the astronauts!

  • @draig2614
    @draig2614 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +388

    Let me just say that I (a Christian pastor serving a LGBTQ+ Affirming church) would a thousand times prefer to watch your content over people like Russ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
    It makes me sad that there are Christians who think that a sense of humour is a sin. I avoid them whenever possible.
    ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @pabloherranz1795
      @pabloherranz1795 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Wow, a pastor around here! May I ask you how is it? I've always been curious. What Do you do on a basis?

    • @TheActualJeffery
      @TheActualJeffery 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I love that, I’m Christian and lgbtq myself and it’s always nice to know that there are pastors that support us

    • @draig2614
      @draig2614 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@TheActualJeffery I am Ace, so part of the + of LGBTQ+. We also have openly queer folk as part of our church lay leadership, and fly the rainbow flag in front of our three church buildings.
      Never forget that you are beautifully and perfectly created in God's image; and that you reflect the presence of Christ to the world. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @identity7536
      @identity7536 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@draig2614I am glad to see a Christian Pastor that actually understood what the message used to be about. what is was meant to be. there i no LGBTQ in the bible, because how would it be ? it wasn't a thing yet. so what should be seen on the pages is that you should love your fellow humans not a listing of only the humans you should love and hate everything not explicitly mentioned. if more religious people in the world would just stop like books written over 1000years ago were still up to date word for word instead of actually thinking about 5the message the book tells you we'd have less wasted lifes due to it. you sir are one of the good people the world needs more of

    • @panaroid9636
      @panaroid9636 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As a former Christian, I dont understand that.

  • @DaveEllwood
    @DaveEllwood 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +209

    Russ is just happy that he gets to have arguments with himself about things you haven't actually said.😂

    • @kevenbassett7323
      @kevenbassett7323 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well he's achieving an audience here. Generally i wouldn't endure so much vacuous snorting and grunting just in case a valid point emerges.

    • @dieSpinnt
      @dieSpinnt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      HEY! He said: "As a Christian ...". What does that even mean? Being a Christian makes him an expert for what? Comedy? Other Christians? Their Church? History? Jebus?
      It never gets old with these nuts:)
      But lets be serious, Dave: I, for example, have a heart. Which obviously makes me a specialist for "all things with hearts". Like heart surgery. ROTFL
      Hehehehe, have a nice weekend!:)

    • @dacianadays698
      @dacianadays698 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's much easier to have an argument with something that you've made up then what someone is actually saying 😂

    • @DarinCo001
      @DarinCo001 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He does rather strike one as being like the fellow in the park shouting at the clouds.

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Strawmen, fleshlights, bibles, same things to ever laboring with words Russ..
      Who no doubt jumped at the Armstrong bit because he remembered words from Alex Jones.

  • @7urtlepirate597
    @7urtlepirate597 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When it comes to the best info source between Emma and Russ, I’d have to say it depends on the hauntings

  • @TheIronDonkey
    @TheIronDonkey 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +302

    We did it guys. We cracked the lesbian code.
    Also, for someone who has done a series of videos on you- he apparently hasn't watched any of your videos based on what he knows about you.

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink, you can guide a fool to logic but you rarely make him think. -Primus

    • @michaelmay5453
      @michaelmay5453 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@TheLocomono9 The original variation of the quote is "you can guide a theist to water and while you can't make him realise the mistakes of his abhorrent beliefs you can drown him" - Socrates

    • @toopink4death492
      @toopink4death492 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@michaelmay5453 I was going to comment something about drowning, but I guess you beat me to it, have a like

    • @over50gamer
      @over50gamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think he watches Emma's videos, but only hones in on words he wants to hear and disregards anything else.

    • @euansmith3699
      @euansmith3699 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can now use the code to claim your copy of the Gay Agenda.

  • @Jeolas1
    @Jeolas1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    Re: Christian Vampires: I once argued with a christian woman who told me to "Just allow yourself to believe - you will see that you will like it!" I said: "How can you not see that that is impossible - it's like you wouldn't be able to just make yourself believe werewolves existed!" She looked at me dead in the eye: "But, they do!"

    • @davidnewcomb7466
      @davidnewcomb7466 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Remember, werewolves became a largely Christian superstition and were viewed very similarly as witches.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I'd rather be an Atheist vampire so I wouldn't have to worry about things like crosses, holy water, and hallowed ground.

    • @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV
      @AGNOSTIC_incomprehensibleXIV 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@meh2510NO!!!!! 😂

    • @DennisMSulliva
      @DennisMSulliva 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Jeolas You didn't see that coming? LOL

    • @Jeolas1
      @Jeolas1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@DennisMSulliva I didn't. It was my first exposure to that type of religious madness. Where I'm from, fundamental X-ians are quite rare. What's considered religiously coservative here would be thought rather liberal in the US. Bible-tells-the-literal-truth-Christians are extremely rare and have no political influence. So, no, I did not expect the werewolves.

  • @jeremyhunt9960
    @jeremyhunt9960 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how well you take all their criticisms. Keep up the good work

  • @valolafson6035
    @valolafson6035 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The confidence he uses to say that ghosts know when you see them, is impressive.

  • @alessa_fenris
    @alessa_fenris 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    I'm a trans woman from Missouri and I get to deal with people like this in the wild and they will go on rants like this either on TH-cam...or while waiting in line at Taco Bell. 🤦🏼‍♀️ They are always just itching for someone to listen to their nonsense

    • @avedic
      @avedic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      I deal with customers like that ALL the time at the independent bookstore I work at.
      And I've noticed something with very Christian very conservative almost always Trump supporting people: They have literally zero conception that the person they're speaking to....might not agree with them. They seem to have no sense of theory of mind; specifically minds not like their own. In their world, liberals and atheists are these scary characters in some far off land....but surely not the nice friendly person at their local bookstore. Why, THEY can't be liberal or non-religious....they seem intelligent and kind. Unfortunately, being on the clock....I tend to avoid revealing my true beliefs/worldview cuz....well, I like this job. Also it's almost more fun to let them think I'm one of them....cuz the THINGS THEY SAY to someone they think agrees with them. I mean....my god.

    • @Spaced0ut000
      @Spaced0ut000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@avedicwhy is that so true omfg😭

    • @misha5670
      @misha5670 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Greetings from a neighbor south of you in NW Arkansas. We have to put up with some of those people of course, but others are sincerely kind and supportive. Please know many of us 100% stand by your right to live your life as a unique and special individual. Oh and we think our govenor is an idiot! Best wishes, cheers.

    • @QuillC
      @QuillC 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@avedic Such a good observation.

    • @thnecromaniac
      @thnecromaniac 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ah, home.
      Same, but I'd be damned if I'd move to a state that calls itself lgbt friendly, cause they seem to not like some of the bill of rights...
      Besides, we actually have more of a say in our laws than other states.
      That being said, still overtly discriminatory towards us, which is just rude.

  • @GinaBlythe
    @GinaBlythe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

    As a Christian, I never laughed harder than I did at that video and your channel in general. Just goes to show that A LOT,of Christians have NO sense of humour. And, as a Christian, you have also made me think and re-evaluate a lot of my beliefs...

    • @eslachance
      @eslachance 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      An open mind is all we're asking for. 🥰

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      A lot of people don’t have a sense of humor. You’d be surprised.

    • @XAE_A_Xii
      @XAE_A_Xii 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i've been an atheist/agnostic almost 99% of my life, I'm 39, and I recently realised, following Christ was the best decision of my life. Yes, i have no scientific proves of existence of God, and I don't expect it, but what made become a follower of Christ is realisation that the world doesn't exist for nothing, and we, humans, the most sophisticated creation on this planet, and may be in whole universe, with abilities to observe and appreceate the complexity, beauty and ugliness of this world, also must have a big purpose, and without God nothing just makes no sense - in the eyes of atheists, humans are just a worthless drop of water in the ocean. become a stronger Christian, sister, not just official Christian, and your life will be filled with purpose. Atheism is the way to depression, purposelessness, and eventually hell. please ignore my faulty English.

    • @eslachance
      @eslachance 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@XAE_A_Xii so what IS our purpose? Can you enlighten us on that?

    • @GinaBlythe
      @GinaBlythe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@XAE_A_Xii​ My already has purpose. A lot of people's lives have purpose. It may not be YOUR purpose, but there IS purpose to our lives. I just don't feel rhe need to push my faith on to everyone else. If you want to know, ask. I will tell. But in deconstructing my faith, my relationship with God has grown stronger. But that doesn't mean I don't get a laugh out of life.
      And atheism DOES NOT lead to depression. I'm actually tired of Christians saying that lack of faith leads to mental illness or whatever. I know plenty of Christians who believe in God and have a strong faith and relationship but STILL have depression, anxiety, OCD, etc.

  • @nonmagicalwitch
    @nonmagicalwitch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the mushroom shirt! And, well, I love the vid as well!

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Side note: I've always felt that.ypu had the perfect amount of editted and kind of wish that more creators would edit to your level.

  • @MissCaraMint
    @MissCaraMint 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +437

    I too have been taken for a lesbian in my time. I take is a compliment honestly. Our lesbian sisters are dope af. Oh and so are our pan and bi sisters as well of course. Oh and probably you reading this comment. You're probably dope too.

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      🧡

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Ahhh, thank you for including us pans. We're not bad af as a lot of of lesbians and bi sisters - I feel as a group we tend to be a bit geekier over all - but we're always happy to be included!

    • @Skittenmeow
      @Skittenmeow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Gildedmuse as a fellow pan, who thought she was bi, I'm definitely a geek/ nerd with hugely variable style choices. Big love your way !

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Skittenmeow Yeah, I know anecdotes isn't data but I feel like If I got together with every other pansexual I know, you wouldn't be sure if it was some kind of LGBT+ meet up or a mini Comic Con. Could go either way with that group, you'd say to yourself.
      "Actually we're doing both!"
      "Yeah, and we're also making a TH-cam video!"
      "And trading some cards!"
      And then you'd just walk away. What a weird group, you'd think.
      And you'd be right. And that's what makes us so great.

    • @Sprklngglassslipper
      @Sprklngglassslipper 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Gildedmuse as a pan woman myself, I feel this in my soul.

  • @MovieFanatic4500
    @MovieFanatic4500 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    I grew up, being surrounded by people like Russ, and it makes me glad I'm an atheist now.

    • @hollandershomestead4481
      @hollandershomestead4481 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @jamesbullo
      @jamesbullo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Likewise

    • @sharimeline3077
      @sharimeline3077 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      How did you survive and turn out to be one of us? Talk about starting with a handicap. Well done.

    • @izzyviridian1485
      @izzyviridian1485 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Closeted queer people who hold onto religion like their entire relationship with their toxic community is at stake and are heinous to out queer peoples?
      Yep, I know the type :(
      Is it ok that I do that? Call him out? He's hateful and spreading that hate which makes things more dangerous for everyone . . . and at this point in history it's so well known that the loudest haters have the most to hide - with homophobes, that's usually that they themselves are homophobic.

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Religious fundamentalists with no sense of humor? Who also believe in ghosts?

  • @grantwilcox3738
    @grantwilcox3738 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love you! Keep up the good work. You have revived my faith in young people.

  • @DasLenny
    @DasLenny 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for making me smile :) You rock!

  • @antisocialxconstruct
    @antisocialxconstruct 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    This is sort of weirdly fascinating because I feel like most of the time, when men make a show of "debating" or "debunking" a woman who is very clearly making a joke, it's done in bad faith because all they really want to do is performatively act like women are nonsensical and stupid. This guy really seems to genuinely think he's adding important context and clarification to the discussion. The severity with which he talks about vampires not being real feels like he is really seriously worried about there being people who don't know that.

    • @clown134
      @clown134 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      he is very comforted by telling himself vampires aren't real, on top of demons and ghosts, having to worry about vampires would just be too much

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If vampires were real he'd totally be one of the blood donors

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@falconeshield
      Yeah. Dude is weak sauce.

    • @stinkypino
      @stinkypino 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      dude your pfp is so nostalgic

    • @AmySavage6
      @AmySavage6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      An additional layer of strange is the assumed expertise of these randos. Who is this dude and why would his "debunking" be worth a damn.

  • @recursivedreamer3149
    @recursivedreamer3149 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    Lol... Emma casually makes a joke about the bible code and then he spends an inordinate amount dissecting the entire thing like its the goddamn Davinci code... the man truly is a work of comedy in spite of how serious he is.

    • @andrewharper1609
      @andrewharper1609 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I read the Bible Code book when I was at university. It was basically someone using a wordsearch program that was a perfect example of the law of large numbers. It was a total waste of time. The DaVinci code was based on an amalgam of 3 conspiracy theory books that I had already read.
      The man is a work of comedy because of how serious he is.

    • @lovejoydk838
      @lovejoydk838 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He sure got tricked by something. Something hit to close to home. I think his video is more about his own insecurity, and he tries to hold on to his believes with his fingernails.
      His talk about demons got me thinking about, how come demons are not still around. His believes are based on a person able to remove demons. So what about demons after that person left earth?

    • @IRGeamer
      @IRGeamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Another example of horseshoe theory. He is so humourless that it wraps back around to become funny. Anti-humour.

    • @marineinrecovery1282
      @marineinrecovery1282 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The seriousness is part of the comedy routine hahahaha

    • @recursivedreamer3149
      @recursivedreamer3149 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lovejoydk838To be fair, the bible doesn't say Christ drove out every demon...At the same time I don't see demons. I do see people behaving badly and blaming their actions on demons.

  • @jeffidyle4957
    @jeffidyle4957 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think the Q joke works on a few other levels. At first I thought it was a Star Trek reference (not a Trekkie myself, but I've seen the show before), then I thought it was a Q-Anon reference. Both would have made for a pretty good joke (Q+ must be even higher than Q!). But when you explained he left the Q off the LGBT, it's so much funnier! Also, I think when he talks about "vibration" he's referencing string theory, which is probably crap. Still, for a guy who's probably not all there, I gotta give him a little credit for the moon landing photo stuff. I feel a little bad for him, but you did a great video.

  • @matthewmcdaid7962
    @matthewmcdaid7962 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is behavior typical of an adolescent having a crush on someone. Russ has a crush on Emma! Now I (a relatively devout Catholic Christian) am creeped out.

  • @psychopomp5636
    @psychopomp5636 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +241

    Emma: haha, vampires in the Bible.
    Russ: IT'S NOT REAL BLOOD OKAY YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

    • @poolgool432
      @poolgool432 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      He also ignores that a lot of churches including Catholics believe that during the Eucharist Wine and water are very literally (in the actual sense of this word) turned into Jesus blood and wine (Transsubstantiation)

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@poolgool432 I've never met a Catholic that believes it LITERALLY turns into anyones blood. xD They know it's symbolic.
      Then again, I don't really know US Catholics.

    • @poolgool432
      @poolgool432 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@lethfuil Speaking of the individual believers yes, kinda (coming from the German Catholic perspective), the transfiguration in church dogma so technically the people taking it metaphorically are wrong. Most Protestant and Reformed churches are clear on it being figurative though

    • @stalfithrildi5366
      @stalfithrildi5366 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@poolgool432so figurative that Methodists invented grape juice so that it wasn't even non-Jesus it was non-alcoholic

    • @dmon728
      @dmon728 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@poolgool432 I know protestant churches who strongly believe it's the blood of christ they are drinking, they even take offense when you say its symbolical

  • @RR_theproahole
    @RR_theproahole 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

    Him taking it so seriously is such a comedy gold in itself.

    • @Enirahtak8
      @Enirahtak8 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      He's almost definitely autistic, or at least on the spectrum. Yeah, sure, he's an asshole, but I think autism and being raised in an extremist Christian community have given rise to the man that he is today. I just think autistic people are particularly susceptible to extremist beliefs and it makes me really sad. Also thankful that I, as an autistic person, didn't end up like him, considering I had a more flexible mindset and decent parenting and belief systems growing up.

    • @gazepskotzs4
      @gazepskotzs4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      pause M'kay

    • @Neville60001
      @Neville60001 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Enirahtak8, I'm on the spectrum myself (Aspergers) and I have _nothing_ against LGBT people, unlike this fool in this video of Emma's, nor am I suspectible to extremist beliefs.

  • @Jmbueller
    @Jmbueller 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I just hope he’s not a serial killer. Guy creeps me out.

  • @CelestineNight
    @CelestineNight 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well, as a plus, I found your channel from this video so this guy actually did some good!

  • @nycstreetpoet
    @nycstreetpoet 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Russ pines tragically for Emma but she’s a “lesbian” and he can’t reconcile his crush on a “sinner” so he does the only thing he knows how to do: attack. It’s like when a kid hits another kid because they like that kid.

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He’s a Tsundere 😂

    • @kyrroti9921
      @kyrroti9921 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Judge Frollo be like.

    • @jeffmason7013
      @jeffmason7013 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This is precisely it.

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jeffmason7013 How could it be anything else? Why would you even choose this channel to make commentary on? It's not even that well-known.

    • @AnthroposGames
      @AnthroposGames 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly. It’s personal for him and all in his head.

  • @plaguebearerbob8882
    @plaguebearerbob8882 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Video not out yet, already gets a like for the thumbnail.

  • @corsayr9629
    @corsayr9629 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I gotta stop at the 00:56 mark to say, that shirt is so cute! I love it! 🥰🥰

  • @Ruddigore
    @Ruddigore 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A great video Emma, I have seen a great many of your vids so I was surprised to see I was not already subscribed to you so, hey, I have *'SMASHED'* that like button and subscribed. 😁

  • @hexonyou
    @hexonyou 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Just his absolute stone faced seriousness in the face of so many obvious jokes is... mind blowing. It's hard for me to imagine someone being this completely unawares, and that's coming from someone who doesn't naturally get social cues. Like sir... SIR. Nobody was out here thinking Christians are literally drinking blood. How do you truly not see the jokes?

    • @hexonyou
      @hexonyou 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      also, weird note here but: Pretty sure even after huffing about your joke about demons living full lives, he did just end up agreeing with you. He just said the devil has free reign over this world and can come and go as he pleases- sounds about like what you said. lmao

    • @DYWYPI
      @DYWYPI 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's not actually true. Whether the Eucharist prayer literally physically changes the bread and wine into the flesh and blood of Christ as it's being consumed, or if it's just a symbol of his sacrifice, is something that has massively divided Christian theology for hundreds of years.

    • @donnievance1942
      @donnievance1942 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Catholic doctrine has it that the eucharist is literally the body and blood of Jesus. I guess Jesus must have weighed about 100,000 tons, there's been so much of it consumed up to this point. I wonder if they're about to run out of him? Then they'll really be f**ked.

    • @dylans0630
      @dylans0630 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      My theory is he understands that she’s joking around but this angers and upsets him because.. well, he believes it. And fundamentalists don’t take kindly to jokes at their expense. Basically he’s just being a sourpuss. But, it is possible that he’s neurodivergent in some way and is being completely literal here

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's not seriousness on his face. I think his butt plug is crooked........

  • @skepticdank1121
    @skepticdank1121 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    When I need to do some high IQ research on ghosts, I like to watch a team of frat boys go into a spooky building with some broken electronics to yell into the dark until they scare the shit out of themselves.

    • @jimgillert20
      @jimgillert20 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Filmed in green night vision color.

    • @andrewblanchard2398
      @andrewblanchard2398 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      hey , when I was a kid
      we watched a
      HIPPIE & a TALKING DOG
      INVESTIGATE
      ghosts & monsters

    • @laikapupkino1767
      @laikapupkino1767 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@andrewblanchard2398 ~ Rah rooh ridding me?

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When I want to get some expertise on ghosts, I'll write a line to Bill Murrey.

  • @rodkoehler
    @rodkoehler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loved this video, Emma. Glad you clarified at the end that no one really pays attention to this guy. I look forward to seeing more of you.

  • @Machinedmetal
    @Machinedmetal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m new subscriber. I watched this video! This man is realizing it was a joke late into the video and now he’s just trying to save face by saying “it depends on the haunting”!

  • @siximpossiblethings6388
    @siximpossiblethings6388 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Oh this hurts. Every response can be boiled down to "Stop having fun."

  • @kropotkinnie
    @kropotkinnie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    when christians tell me they hate my sins but not me i get so annoyed. like it is so obv an attempt to have their cake and eat it too. i immediately deem anyone who says that shit about queer folk as inherrently selfish and incapable of caring for the wellbeing of their friends, and i've literally never once been wrong about that. someone saying "love the sinner hate the sin" is a massive red flag

    • @raisama5401
      @raisama5401 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's because they clearly see queers as sinners, which on their view are lower than not-sinners, less deserving of heaven as long as there isn't regret. It's impossible to "hate the sin but not the sinner" without looking down on the sinner, and that's why it is feels so bad to hear it.
      It's just so patronizing.

    • @benapeh854
      @benapeh854 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol, "love the black person, hate their dark skin".
      They do not realize how insane they sound.

    • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
      @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right? They want to indulge their hatred and prejudices while also pretending they're the empathetic and compassionate people that their religion tells them to be.

  • @TL-uj7yn
    @TL-uj7yn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm totally smashing the like button and I haven't even watched your video. Ha. I'm sure it is going to be better than his BS. Smashing NOW! Also, I love the mushroom shirt!

  • @skylestia
    @skylestia หลายเดือนก่อน

    i was also taught that the second coming is postponed more and more the more people try and predict when it's going to happen. it was, to the best of my memory, an interpretation of the verse that says something like people will know "neither the day nor the hour"

  • @dullahaut329
    @dullahaut329 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Whenever he says "it depends on the haunting" it genuinely feels like he's LARPing Phasmophobia.

  • @firstaidowl
    @firstaidowl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    This should go on forever.
    Getting longer and longer.
    Emma, 8 mins
    Russ, 40 mins
    Emma 58 mins
    Russ, its your turn.

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this was fantastic, well done you 😊❤

  • @eric_welch
    @eric_welch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    didn't hit like until you told me to smash the button and now I see why you creators say that :p new here, glad to have found your channel :)

  • @georgemallard7116
    @georgemallard7116 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    I would pay actual money to watch a TV drama featuring Emma and Russ as a mismatched crime-fighting duo.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Or "Russ and Emma do Americia" during election 2024 lol.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      "It was murder Russ."
      "No Emma, it was clearly a vampire. You can see the holes on the neck."
      "...Russ those are moles."
      "NO."

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Emma: "I'm on a seafood diet Russ, I see food and I eat it."
      Russ: "That's very unhealthy Emma."

    • @Slayerlord13
      @Slayerlord13 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@falconeshield Or alternatively, "Russ, those are bullet holes!"
      "No, we've clearly got a giant nephilim vampire on our hands! We have to be careful!"

    • @JDPwatching
      @JDPwatching 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't know.... you just KNOW that the series finale would have Russ lose his faith in a soul-crushing epiphany and then immediately afterwards Emma would get all crazy born-again.
      I'll pass, thank you. 🤔🫤

  • @The0ldg0at
    @The0ldg0at 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I had a joke for anti lesbian guys on forums.
    "Why are you so emotionally against lesbians? Did your wife ran away with a lesbian while you were in prison?"
    They usually don't know what to answer first. That their wife didn't ran away or that they never went to prison.

    • @peterpan408
      @peterpan408 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes, he answered vacuously.
      Which element(s) of the question were vacuous remained ambiguous. 🤔

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Mind if I steal this? Because I wanna see the result hehe

  • @saburivideo
    @saburivideo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I praise O mighty TH-cam algorithm to have found you. Looking forward to your vids from Japan

    • @saburivideo
      @saburivideo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Russ probably loves you and is obsessed to have you change your ‘lifestyle’ of being lesbian

  • @hypernova5249
    @hypernova5249 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey so, I've been trying to summon my Guardian angel like a persona. Does anyone have any tips? My party's almost dead and I need to cast Mediarama.