Suspect DOMES Himself Mid-Air

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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  ปีที่แล้ว +732

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  • @Average_Wooper_Enjoyer
    @Average_Wooper_Enjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +25892

    That first guy jumped in front of his own bullet to save the cops, what a hero

    • @coolcars302
      @coolcars302 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      😂😂

    • @maphestotv
      @maphestotv ปีที่แล้ว +245

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @512Sumerian
      @512Sumerian ปีที่แล้ว +507

      “I want to shake his hand, IM GONNA SHAKE YOUR HAND” - me as that guy on that plane video

    • @DonutOperator
      @DonutOperator  ปีที่แล้ว +1953

      Hahahahaha

    • @The.Cow96
      @The.Cow96 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      ​@@DonutOperatormoo

  • @vojtechkonvalina7115
    @vojtechkonvalina7115 ปีที่แล้ว +3422

    I'm always surprised when I see people being stopped and think "I smoked some weed, I guess I gotta shoot my way out of it." outnumbered by trained and sober cops.

    • @moisturisedgnome1181
      @moisturisedgnome1181 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      The 2 words you used, "people", and "think", might be why you keep being surprised.

    • @doubleafilms7892
      @doubleafilms7892 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@moisturisedgnome1181 tf does that even mean

    • @vernkidd2539
      @vernkidd2539 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      People do self deletion by cop, this guy did self deletion himself but wanted to do it next to cops

    • @crosseyedbilly
      @crosseyedbilly ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doubleafilms7892it means bootlicking weirdos believe there’s “people” and “criminals”

    • @mrkingjesse378
      @mrkingjesse378 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@doubleafilms7892don’t hurt yourself thinkin’ buddy.

  • @rainreign696
    @rainreign696 ปีที่แล้ว +2102

    Man, police cutbacks are really getting pretty bad out there if people have to be criminal, judge, jury, AND executioner all in one.

    • @JakTheRipper-01
      @JakTheRipper-01 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That was bizarrely funny. I'm a bad, bad man. There is a special part in the hot place for me, just next door to those who speak during a movie.

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      underrated comment 🤣🤣

    • @toomanyhobbies2011
      @toomanyhobbies2011 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Comment of the day.

    • @mareczek00713
      @mareczek00713 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not to mention they have to conserve ammo to the point suspect is meant to shoot himself... Next level of being stingy...

    • @nukiesduke6868
      @nukiesduke6868 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am the law.

  • @audrey1942
    @audrey1942 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    my brother said something once when he was piss drunk that resonates with me to this day: “you don’t GO to denny’s. you END UP at denny’s.”

    • @TheAngriestReptileAlive
      @TheAngriestReptileAlive ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I wish I could like this comment for every friend that I’m going to screenshot and send it to

    • @Greywander87
      @Greywander87 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty sure I've heard that from somewhere else on the internet before.

    • @mspiggles6850
      @mspiggles6850 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HighClassWhiteTrashCharlee
      @HighClassWhiteTrashCharlee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same but here it’s the Waffle House 😂

    • @MrBull5667
      @MrBull5667 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes ma’am

  • @Cereal_Killer007
    @Cereal_Killer007 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

    Big shout out to the getaway driver who left his friend. Without him we never would have had this clip

    • @мк_Пять.СорокПять
      @мк_Пять.СорокПять ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Bet that driver was over the moon with the outcome, the only liability that could name him as an accessory just hushed himself.

    • @OutrageousOnPurpose
      @OutrageousOnPurpose ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@мк_Пять.СорокПять He lived.

    • @codezilla2382
      @codezilla2382 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably has loads of brain damage now.

    • @Mykelsen
      @Mykelsen ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo, facts though lol. NGL.

    • @thomasvarley380
      @thomasvarley380 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@OutrageousOnPurpose boooo !!

  • @V0KAN
    @V0KAN ปีที่แล้ว +3368

    Respect to the criminals for their efficiency in self-policing.

    • @Jaden48108
      @Jaden48108 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I second that.

    • @lememe9781
      @lememe9781 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @nobody8717
      @nobody8717 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      eh, someone's got to do it.
      our DAs don't seem to want to.

    • @forgottensage-o5o
      @forgottensage-o5o ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one Vokan

    • @-clipz-
      @-clipz- ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God changed my life and he will change yours if you turn to him, repent your sins, and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior! It won’t be easy but will be worth it! Keep his commands if you love him!

  • @codyrouthier4100
    @codyrouthier4100 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “They be Robbin out there call 12” had me rolling harder then that grease-ball did off the hood of that car

    • @Starbuckin
      @Starbuckin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @KittyCatWatson
      @KittyCatWatson 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im dumb... don't get it

    • @DavidDoucet-d9v
      @DavidDoucet-d9v 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@KittyCatWatson 12 is code for the police. AKA 10-12, personnel on scene.

    • @GeorgeDroyd1998
      @GeorgeDroyd1998 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dudes family probably trying to sue the driver who almost got robbed

  • @NeverAsked1996
    @NeverAsked1996 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    Bro was acting like he was being yelled at but the officer was being very polite and professional. Wtf???

    • @DroneStrike1776
      @DroneStrike1776 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Seems more of a mental issue. The guy just seemed off.

    • @thegraffitiplayground1325
      @thegraffitiplayground1325 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Because he already knew what he was gonna do.

    • @TheLazarus911
      @TheLazarus911 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@DroneStrike1776its a drug issue lol

    • @kennylavay8492
      @kennylavay8492 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Floyds cousin looking for a golden way out.

    • @travisbickle1951
      @travisbickle1951 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Guilty conscience, that's all. Dude was scared because he knew he was about to do real time, otherwise he wouldn't have gone for the gun. It was probably unregistered, he might have even had a record making that even worse for him.

  • @Heisenburger1482
    @Heisenburger1482 ปีที่แล้ว +4483

    This guy took Darwinism to the next level. At least he saved the police some ammo

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      What an hero.

    • @ralphire77
      @ralphire77 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Darwin would be proud

    • @sladewilson9741
      @sladewilson9741 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I bet he procreated already. So much for Darwin. Humanity allowed his genes to replicate.

    • @larryjimbob
      @larryjimbob ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ammunition is expensive these days 😉

    • @Noodle177
      @Noodle177 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      blud watched the vid on 90x playback speed💀

  • @WhuDhat
    @WhuDhat ปีที่แล้ว +756

    1 Always keep your finger off the trigger,
    2 Always point the firearm in a safe direction and only at things you are ready to destroy,
    3 Never become a degenerate

    • @s.l.2409
      @s.l.2409 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂🤣😂🤣 by golly that’s some quality advice right there yessir 😂😂

    • @sftsacekhan
      @sftsacekhan ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol..your talking about the same people that have a shoot out 5 feet from each other and can't hit anything except the 5 year old little girl on the next block. I don't think your advice is going to get through to them 😂

    • @maxthibodeau3627
      @maxthibodeau3627 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      just because I like femboys, doesn't make me a degenerate.

    • @dextermorgan1
      @dextermorgan1 ปีที่แล้ว

      *don't have a gun if you're an idiot.

    • @mattglasgow4383
      @mattglasgow4383 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Funny how these people feel safe with guns and end up offing themselves.
      If you want to be safer with a gun, handle the gun in a safe manner and maybe don’t try to shoot cops or victims 😂

  • @m0urn1ng5tar5
    @m0urn1ng5tar5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    It's absolutely wild to me, the smallest things that people will throw their lives away for.

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@bobsmith7703 Get over yourself, they only have themselves to blame.

    • @m0urn1ng5tar5
      @m0urn1ng5tar5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ​@@bobsmith7703Cry harder.
      He had probably already ruined his life doing something else, and the traffic stop just solidified that, so he decided to open fire. That's legit the only logical reason I can come up with that he tried to kill these cops over a damn traffic stop. Unless he's just prejudiced against cops in general. In either case it's his own damn fault. Just glad it was him that caught the bullet instead of the officers who were just doing their jobs.

    • @S30S30Ayumi
      @S30S30Ayumi ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bobsmith7703 You know.. If you don't seek help, it's on you. Many reasons not to off yourself, but there'll always be excuses not to find help. Ultimately people off themselves for very stupid reasons and I have no remorse for that. No one's fault but your own.

    • @keithpetersen560
      @keithpetersen560 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, 100% agree

    • @TrevByTheTon300
      @TrevByTheTon300 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bobsmith7703 Well Bob go pull a gun on somebody... How does that usually end???Are you Slow?? Like i am genuinely concerned you aren't all there.🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cpt_JohnRackham
    @Cpt_JohnRackham ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Dude is reacting defensively to the most chill officer requests I've ever heard. Officer honestly sounds laid back and reserved.

    • @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133
      @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      When you are under the influence, either stoned or drunk, you should stay away from anything that clicks or whirrs. Heck, even daily blood pressure meds can literally cause you to to have erratic judgement and more likely to make a mistake.

    • @JoseRodriguez-lp7rs
      @JoseRodriguez-lp7rs ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133just don’t smoke

    • @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133
      @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JoseRodriguez-lp7rs Simple as it may sound, impossible to do for most.
      You need to make sure you don't own a gun if you must take cannabis regularly, having the gun is more dangerous to yourself then the thugs that might attack you. Make sure you don't drive after drinking, even a tiny amount of either drinking or driving.

    • @ihavewaited90daystochangem51
      @ihavewaited90daystochangem51 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      ​@@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 weed directly doesn't make murderers, mentally unstable people who use mind altering drugs ON TOP of their problems is the real issue.

    • @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133
      @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ihavewaited90daystochangem51 When you stoned, you liability.
      It's that simple. I would never want anyone high in the clouds to hold onto potentially dangerous equipment, even if they have no ill-intentions such as murder, they could unknowingly pointed something dangerous at your face and the "ghost" would do something causing the trigger to... trigger.
      Go find the goodest person you know, spike their food/drink to make them sky high or drunk and give them a boomstick if you want to uphold your post of only bad people can cause bad things to happen when mentally altered.

  • @michaeltomsa-musatin
    @michaeltomsa-musatin ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    Man someone needs to give that duck a medal...he's featured in all these shootings and you never even give the duck any credit.

    • @michaelshapiro1543
      @michaelshapiro1543 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      SOMETIMES the "duck" hides the shot sound. Sometimes the duck is too early & we hear the shot ANYWAY! HA.😅

    • @FirstLast-cc6cv
      @FirstLast-cc6cv ปีที่แล้ว +40

      His timing may be a bit off but he's trying his best. And remember kids, don't feed ducks bread

    • @clintunderwood7386
      @clintunderwood7386 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@FirstLast-cc6cv oh wait why dont you feed ducks bread? i did that once or twice as a kid

    • @FirstLast-cc6cv
      @FirstLast-cc6cv ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@clintunderwood7386 its bad for their stomachs, holds almost none of the nutrients they need and if you throw it in the water it lets the water get dirty (I think it promotes algae growth or something like that)

    • @michaeltomsa-musatin
      @michaeltomsa-musatin ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelshapiro1543 Nah man, the Quack is the Whack :) The duck is the man! :)

  • @HelloChief117
    @HelloChief117 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    When you try to pop a cop over a traffic stop, you know you're going over the top.

    • @shelleythompson-brock6412
      @shelleythompson-brock6412 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice you little diddy you started. Let me continue it: And you don't stop until your body flop.

    • @JayM409
      @JayM409 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He either had warrants, the car was stolen, or both.

    • @Aaron-fl2iv
      @Aaron-fl2iv ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Bars.

    • @RandySavag
      @RandySavag ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Smelling like pot he tried to pull out a glock, Nobody's surprised he got dropped.

    • @OnlyTwoShoes
      @OnlyTwoShoes ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Nah, this was a clear suicide. Watch the wrist movement.

  • @joshuaabren
    @joshuaabren ปีที่แล้ว +923

    There was a state trooper shot yesterday in coal city, wv during a traffic stop. The suspect somehow got away for a little while cause my entire neighborhood was shut down for a few hours. He was then later deleted trying to enter a home nearby. I hope you cover that story if you can find it.

    • @CityWhisperer
      @CityWhisperer ปีที่แล้ว +119

      "deleted" well that's one way to put it lmao

    • @Quick15
      @Quick15 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@CityWhisperer I prefer terminated

    • @Duzxy9
      @Duzxy9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How about eliminated

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Nah guys.
      Deleted is exactly right 😂😂

    • @rekcarc1943
      @rekcarc1943 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did the trooper make it?

  • @remington_acr1651
    @remington_acr1651 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I hear some people in the comments saying that the guy intentionally self deleted due to mental issues and yeah this is a possibility, especially when you consider that dude definitely seemed off. On the other hand, very few criminals understand basic firearm safety so it’s also possible that he had his finger on the trigger, added a little too much pressure and yeah gone. Hard to know for sure.

    • @Slizzysliz53
      @Slizzysliz53 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He literally tucks the gun into the nape of his chin as his head is pointing up, clearly a suicide

  • @dclfarms6204
    @dclfarms6204 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    When I was a brand new EMT I worked at the trauma center in Baltimore. We had a guy that I would have love to seen the video of but this was close to 30 years ago. 18 year old robbed a guy for his wallet. The man gave his wallet up with no fight. Robber decides to shoot him anyway. His shot missed, struck a light pole and ricocheted into his neck. Didn’t kill him but paralyzed him from the neck down. Talk about instant justice being served

    • @DarrellCook-vl6lm
      @DarrellCook-vl6lm ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The prison of his own malfunctioning meat sack. Justice is harsh.

    • @griefergames4590
      @griefergames4590 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@DarrellCook-vl6lmdamn thats deep

    • @NicofTime...
      @NicofTime... ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@griefergames4590like that ricochet

    • @griefergames4590
      @griefergames4590 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NicofTime... nah like his depression lmao go to 7:05 and slow down to .25 speed

    • @bigdaddysbaked
      @bigdaddysbaked ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahaha what a POS, it pleases me to hear stories where bad things happen to bad people instead of good ones.

  • @Reed0069
    @Reed0069 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Mad props to Donut for calling out the injustice that is the World War Z movie. It had to be said!

    • @stelonous
      @stelonous ปีที่แล้ว +4

      truth

    • @mgobluecom
      @mgobluecom ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Throw Lord of the Rings in there while you're at it!😅

    • @zacktheslayer6564
      @zacktheslayer6564 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MegatronTheFirst *cries*

    • @Quick15
      @Quick15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @MegatronTheFirst What

    • @SoloSparkyOSRS
      @SoloSparkyOSRS ปีที่แล้ว

      Book was great

  • @chrmartube
    @chrmartube ปีที่แล้ว +394

    To be fair the first guy did the right thing and didn't needlessly take any lives.

    • @Stealth55555
      @Stealth55555 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      he truly is An Hero.

    • @ghowell13
      @ghowell13 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

    • @Edward-THC
      @Edward-THC ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he didn’t, he was aiming for the cop

    • @Xzile40
      @Xzile40 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He did needlessly take a life. His own life. Yikes.

    • @GrowingMushroom
      @GrowingMushroom ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@Edward-THCJoke flew way over your head

  • @By_the_gods
    @By_the_gods ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I agree with you about world war z. Hollywood took that book and said "we're just going to disregard absolutely every word written in this book and just do our own zombie movie that has nothing to do with the book at all whatsoever."

  • @jake6483
    @jake6483 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    You know it's going to be good when the suspect turns their skull fragments into astronauts

    • @CollinMac96
      @CollinMac96 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta love when the usual suspects brains themselves

    • @gdghnyfgeecvgrf
      @gdghnyfgeecvgrf ปีที่แล้ว

      😡

    • @PhasZeni
      @PhasZeni ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@gdghnyfgeecvgrfyou good?

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@PhasZeni I think she might have misread the meaning of the OP. If she is thinking what I think she is thinking it meant, I can understand the anger.

  • @Boss-jl4ue
    @Boss-jl4ue ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Fun fact about WWZ. The author actually didn't hate it. He said he actually enjoyed it because rather than having to watch a director's interpretation of his book it was more like watching a completely unrelated movie with the same name. So he just got to watch a fun zombie movie rather than making comparisons.

    • @CandiceGoddard
      @CandiceGoddard ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If he got royalties for it he probably just liked those and the increase in book sales bringing in more money. Also probably learned from how other authors have been attacked for daring to say they didn't like it when their work was bastardised. I'm sure you know that fans who enjoy the films don't think writers have any right to their creative works.

    • @andrewperry670
      @andrewperry670 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bought the book because of the movie. So I’m pretty sure it worked out the way he wanted it to.

  • @dutchcutch2630
    @dutchcutch2630 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Donut never fails to entertain

    • @NezumiMaus
      @NezumiMaus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fell*

    • @funman0056
      @funman0056 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U said that before u watch the video 💀

    • @vartaaa
      @vartaaa ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@funman0056 he infers that this video will be entertaining because all of his previous videos are entertaining. make sense?

    • @dutchcutch2630
      @dutchcutch2630 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vartaaaexactly

    • @NezumiMaus
      @NezumiMaus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @azurra116 pretty sure its fell i took college api English and failed

  • @kaylathibodeaux45
    @kaylathibodeaux45 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “They be robbin out there call 12” is SENDING ME!!!!!! 😭😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @dojochuck
    @dojochuck ปีที่แล้ว +429

    You should definitely continue doing these, because you will NEVER run out of new and exciting dumb ways to die.

    • @TrueHelpTV
      @TrueHelpTV ปีที่แล้ว

      First is suicide ALL DAY, he viably takes both hands, and points it up at his head. This is a suicide 100% unfortunately. Play it back at 0.25x speed starting around 7:00

    • @TrueHelpTV
      @TrueHelpTV ปีที่แล้ว

      crazy obvious this was a suicide in first clip 7:00 slow it down.. guy went double handed with that pistol to his own head..

    • @madmoench
      @madmoench ปีที่แล้ว

      case in point: police activity. its like the better version of this channel and has many more uploads without questionable lenghty rants by some right wing narcisisst

    • @DOOMWRLD2007
      @DOOMWRLD2007 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TrueHelpTVeh welp

    • @mac5894
      @mac5894 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madmoench my brother in christ, you clicked on the video. cope.

  • @HustleTunes
    @HustleTunes ปีที่แล้ว +130

    We must all remember Mr. Ballen is a Navy SEAL. So the "please don't hurt me" is hilarious.

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Ballen was in this video?

    • @BigRockyD
      @BigRockyD ปีที่แล้ว

      🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @JackMcLeodJr
      @JackMcLeodJr ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This got me too LOL.
      "Love ya John... I'm just playin'... 😕 Please don't hurt me... 😏"
      🤣

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mr. Ballen was a fucking SEAL????
      No wonder he's able to tell the tales he can without hesitation

    • @brandonreed9508
      @brandonreed9508 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@White_Recluse I know I'm 6 months late on saying this but, did you not watch the same video we all watched?! Or are you the one that got hit by the car and if so, what's it like knowing you had enough empty room in your head that a bullet could pass by and you still live.

  • @ARTwithOCTO
    @ARTwithOCTO ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I'm impressed by how well that car handles those parking blocks

    • @Seasniffer1969
      @Seasniffer1969 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Id wager it's a well equipped 300c with air suspension. I know Cadillacs came with air suspension so I'd imagine Chryslers luxury equivalent would be the same

    • @pontiacg445
      @pontiacg445 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Seasniffer1969 You'd lose that bet, because no 300 ever got anything remotely like that. A 300 is just a dodge intrepid that looks fancy. Lipstick on a pig.

    • @Seasniffer1969
      @Seasniffer1969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pontiacg445 you would know all about busted ass mopars 🤣

  • @malpracticeoffices3622
    @malpracticeoffices3622 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Random totally unrelated story, the first guy was acting so awkward it made me think of a time I got pulled over for a reason I can't remember. Cop took my ID and ect, and I was hungry and was taking home Wendys. The cop was taking awhile (I was too young to be driving so late, so he escorted me home) and I said screw it and started eating my Wendys. The cop walked up to me mid bite and was super confused, but I was so chill he gave me my ID back and told me to stay home past like 11PM and followed me home as part of the escort. TLDR your immune to citations while eating Wendys

  • @junito1008
    @junito1008 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Shoutout to the getaway driver who left his colleague stranded !! 😂

    • @Roamingeast
      @Roamingeast ปีที่แล้ว +38

      well he did getaway. homie shoulda had a pickup driver.

    • @junito1008
      @junito1008 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Roamingeast Yup !!

    • @SpontaneousIntrospections
      @SpontaneousIntrospections ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leave no piece of *QUACK* behind!

    • @goose-the-gamer
      @goose-the-gamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i would too

    • @SmickyD
      @SmickyD ปีที่แล้ว

      Colleague just doesn't seem like the appropriate word 😂

  • @mattjack3983
    @mattjack3983 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Dey be robbin' out here! Call twelve!"
    That had me dying! I damn near spit my coffee out lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Starbuckin
      @Starbuckin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoName-np8ko
    @NoName-np8ko ปีที่แล้ว +740

    I respect this dude for having the decency to not kill anyone before offing himself, like a normal human being.

    • @SlabGeek
      @SlabGeek ปีที่แล้ว +7

      agreed

    • @Codemeister99
      @Codemeister99 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He definitely was trying to shoot that cop not himself he was just an idiot

    • @YDRFilms
      @YDRFilms ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Codemeister99 looked more like not wanting to go back to prison to me but same as you we dont know, classy response though

    • @DStead2239
      @DStead2239 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@YDRFilmsI agree, looks like a definite decision to take himself out..

    • @kennethkessler618
      @kennethkessler618 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@DStead2239100% donut got it wrong this time, pretty clear he did it to himself on purpose.

  • @Starbuckin
    @Starbuckin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "They be robbin' out there call 12!" LMAO !!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikejones4322
    @mikejones4322 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    What a way to thin the herd. 1st one caught me off guard. Dude seemed normal and routine. But never underestimate the ability of an idiot taking a basic ticket or something and turning it into a life or death situation.

    • @spencerstevens2175
      @spencerstevens2175 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You think that guy was being normal? 😬

    • @ComidaDelBrain
      @ComidaDelBrain ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk if I would call his behavior normal, but I guess that’s in the eye of the beholder

    • @joshbaker4448
      @joshbaker4448 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He wasn’t getting a basic ticket. He was about to be charged at least for illegal possession of a firearm

    • @wolfkult4320
      @wolfkult4320 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@joshbaker4448and as it is California, he would have been back out on the street within 24 hrs (I laugh, but I know its true...)

    • @EcceHomo1088
      @EcceHomo1088 ปีที่แล้ว

      id like an actual explanation on WHY traffic laws are even a thing...?

  • @CheesyNoodlez
    @CheesyNoodlez ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Dude got so defensive in the beginning. That cop was WAY more cool than any cop I dealt with in a traffic stop

    • @nate2838
      @nate2838 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      5 out of the 6 traffic stops, the cops were this cool. The 6th, well, the 6th had the attitude that makes people hate cops. Fortunately, I had the 5 prior encounters with good officers.

    • @user-vg8tv1hp9c
      @user-vg8tv1hp9c ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nate2838yeah that’s how it goes it’s usually smooth interactions, there’s one very now and then that’s not great but what can you do?

    • @eltonjohn4239
      @eltonjohn4239 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@user-vg8tv1hp9cit depends on who you ask

    • @fatfr0g570
      @fatfr0g570 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-vg8tv1hp9cOnly interaction I’ve had with police was getting pulled over on the highway. Guy pulled me over just to let me know that one of my headlights was out. It’s not something I routinely check, so I was pretty grateful for him.

  • @longbowshooter5291
    @longbowshooter5291 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    A good self offing story from a long time ago-
    Guy comes into the store with a nylon over his face and a cocked revolver in his hand, demands all the money. The clerk hands all the money over, the guy runs out the store, down the street and into an alley.
    About a minute later they hear a shot.
    Cops arrive, then go down the alley to find the guy dead behind a dumpster, nylon still on, gun in his hand, and a hole in the side of his head.
    They theorized, and it sounds totally plausible if you think about it, that the guy hid behind the dumpster to take off the nylon so he could escape undetected. He tried to remove the mask by hooking his thumb under the edge and peeling it over his head, but it got caught under his chin, which was why he still had it on after his death.
    So how'd he die?
    He used the thumb of his right hand, which had a COCKED revolver in it, and his finger was on the trigger.
    When the nylon snagged it caused his hand to roll, and his trigger finger hit the side of his head and squeezed the trigger.
    Darwin award.

    • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
      @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oddly enough as soon as I read "they heard a shot" but before reading what their theory was 2 things came to mind. 1: dude tripped in the alley shooting himself in the process, 2: guy shot himself while taking the nylon off because he still had the gun in his hand.

    • @tgsachris
      @tgsachris ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of the dude who shot himself robbing either a bank or a store, don't remember which but this one is on video so we know what happened. Dude at the counter didn't put up a fight at all and started handing him the money which the robber happily grabbed with his gun hand. The gun went off, shot the clerk (Who lived) then while struggling to grip it the gun went off again while conveniently pointed at dip shit robber's head.

    • @PatTheRiot
      @PatTheRiot ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice try. The cops ended him because he robbed mafia. 😂

    • @longbowshooter5291
      @longbowshooter5291 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tgsachris Another one was a guy that robbed a bank with a set of nunchaku. The clerk gave him all the money and before the guy left he thought he'd show off his skills, and proceeded to knock himself out with his own nunchaku.

  • @retirednotlazy2298
    @retirednotlazy2298 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey! About 50 years ago I worked at Dennys and learned all about dishwashing and fry cooking. Where else can you get a Reubin sandwich at 1:00 AM on a Tuesday. Don’t be hating on restaurants if you haven’t worked one.

  • @LawNerdClips
    @LawNerdClips ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:15 Remember This

    • @maxthibodeau3627
      @maxthibodeau3627 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, + ratio + didnt ask + dont care.

    • @OmniDan26
      @OmniDan26 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxthibodeau3627 failed ratio loool

  • @makenomistake_mynameisjeff8731
    @makenomistake_mynameisjeff8731 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When you said, "and gives him a gentle bump" I let out a really obnoxious cackle and my invisible friend looked at me like I was crazy 😂

    • @PositiveVibesOnly37
      @PositiveVibesOnly37 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. Absolute same. Except my cat flew into the air at the sound that came out of me.
      A little bump.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @trusaint6141
      @trusaint6141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @NogrimStoneson
      @NogrimStoneson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i said "boop" aloud

  • @milesclaussen3689
    @milesclaussen3689 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    MORE SOVEREIGNS PLEASE, they are absolutely hilarious. Never forget Officer Irish and his badass department

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The stickers they put on their "conveyances" are like a "Hey, I'm retarded. Please pull me over and let me show you just how dumb I am" warning.

  • @shinylatias8391
    @shinylatias8391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:06 “Hi Everyone Donut here and Welcome To-🎵Dumb Ways To Die🎶”😂😂😂That Got me after what’s about to happen

  • @yesidono
    @yesidono ปีที่แล้ว +1672

    Such an upstanding citizen. His parents will say he was a good boy and a pillar of his community who was unjustly shot by the police

    • @terriblycleverchannelname5620
      @terriblycleverchannelname5620 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      He was an upstanding citizen though. He shot the criminal who was threatening those two officers 😂

    • @eugeneabreut960
      @eugeneabreut960 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Any parent would think that about there KID. Doesn’t make it right but it’s just how it works

    • @gravityface123
      @gravityface123 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wait till you hear what they say about school shooters 😂
      “He was such a nice boy he could’ve never done such a thing”
      “He was so great, why did this happen to him?”
      Like the school shooter is the victim. I hate America fr

    • @Superdupersupersuped
      @Superdupersupersuped ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@eugeneabreut960making excuses for your terrible parenting isn’t normal, sorry to tell you .

    • @Gameover38444
      @Gameover38444 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Guy's family probably: "Why did the police have to kill him?! *Sobs uncontrollably*"
      LAPD Rep: "Ma'am, he shot himself trying to shoot the officers..."

  • @cprendon3
    @cprendon3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Yes, please continue this series. I always love to see criminals getting the Darwin award.

    • @equallawandorder5393
      @equallawandorder5393 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FAFO Awards

    • @backagain5216
      @backagain5216 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taking themselves out one sc*mb*g at a time. I love happy endings!🍷

  • @Dogey089
    @Dogey089 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I feel like mr ballen could make a 3 hour episode of this traffic stop alone" had me dying lmao

  • @AngelOfDeath420
    @AngelOfDeath420 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I laughed so hard I choked a bit when you said Mr.Ballen :) I love him and you're videos so much! I'm still trying to find the video where you do part of his entro but I could never find it. I would love IF you guys did something together and I know you two are very different.

    • @JohnH20111
      @JohnH20111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      John B. Allen is a former Navy Seal

  • @JuanitoR77
    @JuanitoR77 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I don’t understand how some people have a part in their brain to think and decide to do this stuff. That first guy looked like a regular guy with no threat if I were to see him in public . It confuses me how it can go from 0-100 like that and how he really thinks “ one I shoot him, I’ll ge away”.

    • @Freddie7191
      @Freddie7191 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You answered your own question. There's no thinking being done at any point in this video.

    • @papajavaleri
      @papajavaleri ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dw, anyone you ever meet has a chance of being a sociopathic necrophile who enjoys some catch, cook and touch in the local forests on the weekends. How they look has nothing to do with the chances of that being the case.

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 ปีที่แล้ว

      Donut was way off on the first vid, that was a guy pressing his own off button on purpose.
      Probably watched too much cnn and scared to death to go to jail.

    • @HKGunPlay
      @HKGunPlay ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That man knows if he gets caught with the gun smoking weed and driving and it’s his third strike he might be down for 20 years and he ain’t trying to do that. This is the problem with letting repeat offenders go. They usually have time on their head and fixing to catch new charges so it’s over for them so they try to go out with a bang I guess I dont think anybody actually thinks they are getting away from that situation without being magic😂

    • @tamidobi856
      @tamidobi856 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was high, you don't think rationally when you're high

  • @slo232000
    @slo232000 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    if this isn't the definition of karma for these criminals then i don't know what is.

    • @liamoconnor7931
      @liamoconnor7931 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He chose his own death. That’s not karma, that’s darma.

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The first guy wasn't even a criminal yet he just chose to become one second and then chose forever sleep the next second

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I wasn't expecting donut to casually start a war with half his audience like that

    • @sgasdgdfsbgbha
      @sgasdgdfsbgbha ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Denny's makes the best burgers, but no donuts on the menu.

    • @overtonesnteatime198
      @overtonesnteatime198 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sgasdgdfsbgbha lol

    • @tyler4538
      @tyler4538 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@sgasdgdfsbgbhabest breakfast dishes...lumberjack slam the go to

    • @ralphralpherson9441
      @ralphralpherson9441 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Denny's is where you eat when your SELF RESPECT meter gets into the negatives and you need a -20 Charisma bonus...

    • @etherealboomslang991
      @etherealboomslang991 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Denny's, Wafflehouse etc all suck. id rather make my own damn breakfast and not get sick. Legit ive never been to a wafflehouse where i havent gotten sick or feel bad after eating there. same wit Denny's

  • @ryanm7832
    @ryanm7832 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "They be robbin' out here. Call 12." xD Lmmfao

  • @kimurain6956
    @kimurain6956 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The age of body cams is perfect for the insane world we live in. Would anyone have believed “The suspect shot himself in the head upon our struggle” without video proof

    • @Umcarasemvideo
      @Umcarasemvideo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      makes you wonder how many people got into trouble because of similar shit.

    • @Geuelthefool
      @Geuelthefool 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would guess not much, a crime scene investigation should solve it no?

    • @trinitywright7122
      @trinitywright7122 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well I never would have believed it. I would have never even thought that up which is why I'm not a movie writer but there it was in real life and I'm sitting here thinking that wouldn't have happened to me because I've never been in this situation..
      Yep, that's what I thought

  • @girthwormjim1498
    @girthwormjim1498 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Going to Denny’s has been an inside joke in my friend circle for years. Haven’t been to one in years but the last time we did, our 60+ year old waitress admitted to knowing quite a lot about anal beads. Really just reinforces the chaotic energy of a Denny’s

    • @CrusadiaIX
      @CrusadiaIX ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The last time I went to a Denny’s the group in the booth right across from us spent half an hour loudly discussing their mutual friend’s(?) business selling breast milk online. It really is a place for anyone and everyone.

    • @zeekthafreek9492
      @zeekthafreek9492 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@CrusadiaIXso, Waffle House, but instead of fights, it's rare gossip 😅

    • @loscojones2520
      @loscojones2520 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ewwwww pulls them beads out and its dripping with sh!t🤢🤮

    • @youngarchaeotech189
      @youngarchaeotech189 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My boyfriend took me to Denny’s a little over a year ago while we were visiting his family in California; the food was mid and expensive as hell, but the real showstopper was the old guy who had pulled his pants down in the middle of the parking lot and was just choking his chicken right there in broad daylight. I have refused go to any Denny’s since😂

    • @bradleblanc2179
      @bradleblanc2179 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The one and only time I went to Denny’s there was poo smeared on the wall in the dining area

  • @NyxMoonReads
    @NyxMoonReads ปีที่แล้ว

    Robber was playing GTA but the victim was playing Rocket League.

  • @cherub112361
    @cherub112361 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Thanks Donut. I love these feel-good stories!

    • @blokin5039
      @blokin5039 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You even love it when your face gets smeared with the brown stuff.

    • @-clipz-
      @-clipz- ปีที่แล้ว

      God changed my life and he will change yours if you turn to him, repent your sins, and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior! It won’t be easy but will be worth it! Keep his commands if you love him!

    • @toast6375
      @toast6375 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-clipz-bot 🤖

    • @emsbzrr8024
      @emsbzrr8024 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blokin5039 Can't wait to see you in the next episode 😋

    • @donnyh3497
      @donnyh3497 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@-clipz-god is imaginary

  • @douglasiles2024
    @douglasiles2024 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I would like to commend the second guy on the special skillset he was born with. For many years, he knew he had super powers, but he never had the ability to showcase them. That all changed one night and finally he could show the world the gift he was born with: the ability to dome himself after being yeeted into the air by a car.

    • @CalmTFD
      @CalmTFD ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was fate. Hmm, I’m going to look up why the words fate and fatality might be related. Tho fat may have something to do with it as well…

    • @TrueHelpTV
      @TrueHelpTV ปีที่แล้ว

      First is suicide ALL DAY, he viably takes both hands, and points it up at his head. This is a suicide 100% unfortunately. Play it back at 0.25x speed starting around 7:00

    • @HassanSanem
      @HassanSanem ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO WAY they didn't prosecute him for running over the criminal. The criminal was no longer a threat as he was running, isn't it? This is what I heard explained by law experts again and again!

    • @captainotto
      @captainotto ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Driver really helped him to turn his life around. At least 1.5x from what I saw. He was just on his way to Astronaut school.

  • @raffhd3571
    @raffhd3571 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I will never understand why people can make such a dramatic situation out of something like a traffic stop.
    People do stupid things. Just be happy that nothing happened, take the consequences and go on with your life...

    • @Llama_charmer
      @Llama_charmer ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know right really confusing, Both parties were being chill about it, he was honest about the fact that he was high, calling them "sir". Was that all an act or did he have a change or heart? Guess we'll never know

    • @Nick-dm7sw
      @Nick-dm7sw ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Llama_charmer i think he was nervous bcs he knew he was gonna pull his gun. especially when he asked if he could reach for his i.d he just seemed very sketchy

    • @lars7747
      @lars7747 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      these kinds of people usually have a long record so one more ticket could put them back in jail. (and i mean people running from cops for basic shit)

    • @Lugtastic
      @Lugtastic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Llama_charmer Police don't need to be called sir or ma'am lmfao, they're normal people just like us, not above us.

    • @ilikemitchhedberg
      @ilikemitchhedberg ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Lugtastic Police absolutely have more power, authority, and responsibility than the average civilian. A little respect goes a long way. But many people believe themselves to be king of the universe, and simply can't handle someone else being boss. The perp said 'Sir' and played the victim because he wanted to catch 'em lackin

  • @korpakukac
    @korpakukac 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "And nothing of value was lost" - Donut

  • @andrewb325
    @andrewb325 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Officer Valdez was being so nice. He didn't deserve to have a gun pulled on him.

    • @1whitedan
      @1whitedan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he didnt have a gun pulled on him...the suspect pullled it on himself probably because he just couldnt do it to that poor nice officer

  • @zow8238
    @zow8238 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    That second dude pulled off the ultimate trickshot on himself. I'm more impressed than anything else.

    • @markuss4342
      @markuss4342 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      only a hitmarker tho :/

    • @mustangmckraken1150
      @mustangmckraken1150 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      360 no scope

    • @mitchellyoung7513
      @mitchellyoung7513 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markuss4342 Happened in 2017 so we can only hope it happened again to him.

  • @Dexterseditz
    @Dexterseditz ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I just started watching this and now I know what some police officers have to go through and how much they put on the line to keep us safe

    • @scottmichael3745
      @scottmichael3745 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're just learning this now?! 😮 In the 70s the police delivered meals to my stepfather who was camped out to protect his business during the Chicago race riots. People shot at my stepfather and threw fire bombs onto the roof of his business. And police brought him food and water so he could continue to protect his business. "Most" police are the real deal, actual brave people risking their own lives to protect society. My stepfathers business survived btw.

    • @MrHeroicDemon
      @MrHeroicDemon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I give mad respect to all 3, firefighters, emergency medical personnel, and police.
      They do got alot of their plate, so that's why the ones that go out of their way to not do their job, or do it worse, should be a crime.
      Nurses that end peoples lives, firefighters that start fires, and police that abuse their power. Simple, same with teachers, guidance counselors. Just because they thought i was well off, I literally was poor as hell, and they wouldn't give me bus tickets and free lunch to come to school everyday, because i already missed too many days? how does that make sense. I will if you provide me ability. (AND exams where near the end so I could still pass easy, like these people ruined some classes for me.) All those donations to feed the poor, is pretty useless, unless to actual food banks. My family got abit from that when needed.

  • @annacalise8336
    @annacalise8336 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love these, thankfully you will never run out of content with the people walking around today, they're just different, keep it going 🍩!

  • @Mstrskeletor89
    @Mstrskeletor89 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Damn donut bro i just found my dad in his bed yesterday morning and seeing you post this video today just lifted my spirit right up outta the ground bud thanks for being who you are

    • @austinsmith5061
      @austinsmith5061 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Damn, sorry for your loss man.

    • @aurorasstorm5877
      @aurorasstorm5877 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My condolences for your loss. I'm glad something can at least put a bit of light inside in such a difficult time. Please take good care, and keep yourself surrounded by those you love.

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wanted to make a dad-finally-came-home-from-getting-cigs&milk type joke but wasn't sure if it'd be so funny right now to ya😅 but either way man much love and condolences to ya brother God bless

    • @jamesrobers3351
      @jamesrobers3351 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      On the bright side that's at least top 3 places to find him.

    • @GLaurence1997
      @GLaurence1997 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My dad sleeps in his bed every night, what's the big deal

  • @operationboba8453
    @operationboba8453 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Donut is the ultimate entertainer for police officers

    • @Assassinator-jx3rh
      @Assassinator-jx3rh ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a terrorist

    • @Assassinator-jx3rh
      @Assassinator-jx3rh ปีที่แล้ว

      Allegedly Have capability of mining and refining uranium into large concentrations, with knowledge on how to reach critical density explosives

    • @miked51
      @miked51 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is the Operator after all. It must be very satisfying for officers to see justice served since most of the shit bags they take to jail go right back to the streets to continue their shitery. Cops know so many offenders by name because they constantly have to arrest them.

    • @Jon-cg3df
      @Jon-cg3df ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Assassinator-jx3rhI would just say ''Yeah''😂😂😂

    • @KlockoFett
      @KlockoFett ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's highly entertaining for us civvies too.

  • @djsmith2871
    @djsmith2871 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "We should continue doing these." Yes criminals, please continue providing content. 😂

    • @awright2988
      @awright2988 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree! Love these happy stories! Cops win and criminals take themselves out, win/win!

  • @bradleystafford1642
    @bradleystafford1642 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn’t know donut operator was friends with MR. Ballen thats a perfect combo… Getting drunk and watching police videos combined with getting high and watching MR. Ballen makes for a great day!! 😂

  • @CracksterJack
    @CracksterJack ปีที่แล้ว +751

    I knew something was about to happen when the guy seemed so pressed by the cop asking for his ID. Cop was friendly as all hell at the start.

    • @tinicoleofficial
      @tinicoleofficial ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly

    • @terynshackett
      @terynshackett ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I knew something was gonna happen when I read the video title

    • @StopYTShorts
      @StopYTShorts ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Commiefornia for ya

    • @chaoswatcher2215
      @chaoswatcher2215 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@terynshackett no shit?

    • @ThusAugust
      @ThusAugust ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can’t trust anyone anymore.

  • @bohs1984
    @bohs1984 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    It is so strange. I have been pulled over by the police a dozen times in my life. Always nice and respectful to them and have NEVER had a problem. 50/50 on getting let go with a warning and even when I have gotten a ticket, they have cut me huge breaks. Last month was pulled over going 110 outside of Vegas. Cop was super cool and we talked about how much of an asshole I was driving and we both laughed that I didn't even wait for him to hit his lights. I just pulled over when I passed him on the side of the road. He then gave me a ticket for going 10 miles over the speed limit. Some advice people, just let the cop do his job and feel safe doing it. They don't like having to give you a ticket either. It's their job.

    • @Majima_Nowhere
      @Majima_Nowhere ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I've probably been pulled over 8-10 times as well, and all of them have been nice and respectful. Never gotten a single ticket, even the one time I was 25 over the limit with an inspection almost a year out of date.
      It really is as simple as minding your yes sirs and no sirs and doing as they say.

    • @JorgeDeZacatecas
      @JorgeDeZacatecas ปีที่แล้ว

      How come all these people are black?

    • @supra1jzed
      @supra1jzed ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dude, you nailed it. Get them to laugh and you're golden. Just like the stand up comedian "Fluffy" says. I passed 9 cars on a two lane road (in a passing zone at least) and achieved around 140mph during the pass. Wellll there was NCSHP about 4 cars behind me when I did that. Didn't even notice. He eventually caught up to me about 3 miles later after he got by everyone. I simply asked "Exactly how long have you been back there?" he goes "Long enough to see the most cars passed in my time driving". I go "Sweet, this is a high score award...right!? RIGHT!?". Ended up just getting a verbal warning, talking about what's done to the car, and some good banter.
      I think there's a major key to all of it though. I, like yourself, are aware of our decisions and aware of the potential consequences. It's no different than being asked to pay for your choices at the grocery store. However, there are multitudes of monumentally stupid people who speed or whatever else and then somehow blame the cop for their consequences. Like the officer was there forcing them to speed by mind control or some shit. They call them road pirates, thieves, etc. It's seriously the dumbest shit. No, they are not robbing...they are enforcing. Even if you always go 5 over, you'll pretty much never have a single issue. But you know what they say about the general public......

    • @CD-gh4oc
      @CD-gh4oc ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@supra1jzed
      You speak the truth oh wise one lol. But for real you're right

    • @Giovanni-hp3cv
      @Giovanni-hp3cv ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but you're white

  • @bendeleted9155
    @bendeleted9155 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Thank you, criminal dum dums, for providing a good living for our friend Donut, and for brightening our day as you go into the light.

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean the dark😂

    • @mrwoody1413
      @mrwoody1413 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t think they’re going to the light bro 😂

    • @shelleythompson-brock6412
      @shelleythompson-brock6412 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ain't the light those boys are headed for. Unless you want to call the Red Light District of Hell 'light'. lol

    • @idkbacon
      @idkbacon ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@mrwoody1413 Fire produces light, so I think dude just meant a different kind of light than you're thinking of...

    • @TrueHelpTV
      @TrueHelpTV ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crazy obvious this was a suicide in first clip 7:00 slow it down.. guy went double handed with that pistol to his own head..

  • @BusinessImpp
    @BusinessImpp ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I love how Donut said, "don't hurt me," after making a light hearted joke about MrBallen. I love MrBallen and his content but the fear is justified. I mean, it would be a shame if it just so happens that MrBallen knows where you live and... Well lets just say, after he's done he'll have another "mysterious" disappearance to talk about.

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Donut will be fine........ Donut's Like button on the other hand....... R.I.P. 😔🙏

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't want Donut to becomes like that poor guy who got sucked down into his own lawn.

    • @MrCjosue24
      @MrCjosue24 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also watch Mr. Ballen too!

    • @Tatsunami_Studios
      @Tatsunami_Studios ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Ballet is a beast

    • @Knickyd
      @Knickyd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tatsunami_Studios🩰🕺🏻

  • @kevinwallis2194
    @kevinwallis2194 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    As a person that had more then my share of unjust cop interactions due to my motorcycle club affiliation, i still have the smarts to 1, not do illegal stuff, and 2, always be polite and comply. At 66 years old, never been inside a cop car and im good with that.

    • @b-radfrommalibu
      @b-radfrommalibu ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds like a snitch

    • @extremeencounter7458
      @extremeencounter7458 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@b-radfrommalibuSo anyone who doesn’t commit crime is a snitch?

    • @Bajanprince67
      @Bajanprince67 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@extremeencounter7458 I guess so, according to his dumb, dumb logic

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 ปีที่แล้ว

      Move to a no chase state like mine , motorcycles never get pulled over anymore you just drive over speed limit and free to go 👍 most my buddies don’t even register their bikes, also don’t waste money on insurance. Not needed if can’t be pulled over I guess 😂

    • @thedarkmatterplanet
      @thedarkmatterplanet ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carsonhunt4642 Sounds like a group of ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶d̶u̶d̶e̶s̶ douchnozzles.

  • @Ben_Kimber
    @Ben_Kimber ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Man, it’s like seeing nature footage. That driver in the parking lot perfectly roleplayed a Cape buffalo following an unsuccessful attack by a predator.

  • @AJ_from_Queens
    @AJ_from_Queens ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Donut. You just opened my eyes to the fact that there’s a WWZ book. And I have immediately started reading it. Stand by.

    • @infin8ee
      @infin8ee ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a good read yeah? So much better than the movie but then they usually are!

  • @roybatty6328
    @roybatty6328 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When a driver goes into the shuck-and-jive verbal routine pretending to look for his license, which he already knows where it is, you must watch his hands. Officer training issue number one.

  • @southeastgapyro3548
    @southeastgapyro3548 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    It makes me incredibly happy to know you and john are friends. You guys are the epitome of my TH-cam experience. And I love it

    • @Veheloth
      @Veheloth ปีที่แล้ว

      Dennys is great. Sorry about the crappy friend circle though.😂

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      man i hope you’re on at least 2 lists

    • @southeastgapyro3548
      @southeastgapyro3548 ปีที่แล้ว

      The amount of comments, you guys make on other comments, helps me guage your structural integrity. You're both holding fists full of dildo.

    • @mattleonheart4037
      @mattleonheart4037 ปีที่แล้ว

      100%, the only videos I watch. Lol. I need to hit up his shop one of these days. Less than an hour away.

    • @ablemagawitch
      @ablemagawitch ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattleonheart4037 which shop?

  • @Ms.MidWestMess
    @Ms.MidWestMess ปีที่แล้ว +207

    “I feel like Mr Ballen could make a 3 hour episode out of this traffic stop alone….. and then explain to us what hitchhiking is.” 😂😂😂
    I hope this starts a series of video bs’ing between the two 😍

    • @robynsmith4164
      @robynsmith4164 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really hope it starts a series of videos between them too… ♥️😍☺️

    • @MidwesternOutdoors01
      @MidwesternOutdoors01 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love ballen ❤

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 ปีที่แล้ว

      F%ck Ballen
      Dude's a stolen valor POS claiming to be a former Navy SEAL when he doesn't even have a military record.
      Also 90% of his stories are fake BS.

    • @georgiapeach5350
      @georgiapeach5350 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robynsmith4164they got a few videos I think

    • @TrueHelpTV
      @TrueHelpTV ปีที่แล้ว +3

      crazy obvious this was a suicide in first clip 7:00 slow it down.. guy went double handed with that pistol to his own head..

  • @kellykelz4216
    @kellykelz4216 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best theme song ever and super catchy. I can’t get it out of my head! And I have to say that it is such s guilty pleasure of mine to watch you laugh while you’re narrating these videos. Your channel is incredible. God bless you for your service and of course, for your content too

  • @paulthoensen6522
    @paulthoensen6522 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    That was awesome. People are finally taking charge and not putting up with it anymore. Thanks Donut.

    • @obbalad
      @obbalad ปีที่แล้ว

      All fun n games until you're in that situation

    • @obbalad
      @obbalad ปีที่แล้ว

      All fun n games until you're in that situation

    • @TrueHelpTV
      @TrueHelpTV ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First is suicide ALL DAY, he viably takes both hands, and points it up at his head. This is a suicide 100% unfortunately. Play it back at 0.25x speed starting around 7:00

    • @harryheathen4733
      @harryheathen4733 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao thanks?

    • @TrueHelpTV
      @TrueHelpTV ปีที่แล้ว +3

      crazy obvious this was a suicide in first clip 7:00 slow it down.. guy went double handed with that pistol to his own head..

  • @hellsnightmare
    @hellsnightmare ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Damn, that car cleared that parking stop like a champ 🏆

  • @tylerallen2254
    @tylerallen2254 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    “I’d rather eat at the Chinese place beside the humane society than eat at Denny’s” that’s absurd 😂😂😂. Keep it up Donut!

    • @JohnSmith-yl8sg
      @JohnSmith-yl8sg ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Savage

    • @tinicoleofficial
      @tinicoleofficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @pozleo78
      @pozleo78 ปีที่แล้ว

      Racists

    • @xKillerClownx
      @xKillerClownx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair, there used to be a Chinese place in the mall in the city I live in. They got shut down after they found mouse and cat in the freezer. let me tell you, that place had some good food. I don't care what was in that plate, as long as it didn't make me sick and it tasted so good, I'd still be eating there to this day if they never shut it down. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @grimmblackgate6547
      @grimmblackgate6547 ปีที่แล้ว

      it took reading your comment like 15 minutes later to get what he meant by that lmfao

  • @alistairhackney
    @alistairhackney 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was 💩ing while watching this... that "gentle bump" had me giggling like a girl😂

  • @igsryder
    @igsryder ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Man the cop was so nice. He was so kind and understanding he definitely didn’t want anything bad to happen.

  • @christopherjakel1049
    @christopherjakel1049 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    These criminals finally figured out what the problem was and took appropriate measures. 🤷
    ..... Bravo, I say. 👏😁

  • @goodolbrad3
    @goodolbrad3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Man I love Mr Ballen. Need that strange, dark, and mysterious fix.

  • @briantrap6005
    @briantrap6005 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The Mr Ballen joke was funny as hell, and the follow up about just playing made it even better. Keep up the great content.

    • @blameyourmamma
      @blameyourmamma ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mr Ballen is one of the baddest dudes in TH-cam. His stories are top notch.

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Donut has now just sealed his Like button's fate. 😳

  • @Nefville
    @Nefville ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I just want to applaud the guy from the first video for taking out an armed suspect with ease. Well done! 👏👏👏

    • @khatdubell
      @khatdubell ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sometimes it takes a bad guy with a gun to take out a bad guy with a gun.

    • @ProFudgey
      @ProFudgey ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀

    • @jorelldye4346
      @jorelldye4346 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a deliberate suicide. Pretty sad to be honest.

    • @Nefville
      @Nefville ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jorelldye4346 I kind of thought so at first but Donut was saying he was trying to draw on the officer behind him. It is sad, really pointless way to go and for what, a gun and drug charge?

    • @jorelldye4346
      @jorelldye4346 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nefville he brought the gun under his chin and ducked his head to tuck the barrel in before firing. It was suicide. Period.

  • @fooliganvlogs
    @fooliganvlogs ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Still loving the vids bro-nut! ❤

    • @jaypolas4136
      @jaypolas4136 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nut-bro !!!??

    • @gazo2085
      @gazo2085 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sounds like you giving a friend a "helpful" hand

    • @nine182
      @nine182 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      is that an order??

    • @anatoliyatrilvik7660
      @anatoliyatrilvik7660 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm bout to blow ‼️

    • @anon681
      @anon681 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Innocent until proven otherwise

  • @DoosinCooxProdz
    @DoosinCooxProdz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That suspect got sent to the stratosphere 💀

  • @crazycoffee
    @crazycoffee ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I clicked this as soon as i saw the title. I knew donut was going to cover these ones. I cant help but laugh at the fact the getaway car left. Then instead of driving off the guy went *"NOT A VICTIM TODAY BITCH"* then smacks him. The sheriffs reaction to the situation is great. You can tell hes trying hard not to laugh

  • @austinmorrow4575
    @austinmorrow4575 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Hope the driver from the second video is free of all charges. Love the content

    • @angeldesigns1385
      @angeldesigns1385 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep I don’t care what state you’re in if someone attempts a violent crime against another person, it should automatically eliminate the criminal’s rights, and the potential victim should be legally able to handle the situation anyway they see fit. As far as that “running away” bullshit? I think it should be mandated that you try even harder to eliminate that thread… way too many criminals out there with lengthy records who at some point, had to “run away” which in turn, allow them to commit another crime, and eventually kill someone who is a lot more innocent, then the criminal who killed them.
      🚀✨🚀✨🚀

    • @superhawk20002
      @superhawk20002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Depends on what race the driver is, as well as socio-economic status, as to whether or not charges will be filed. May also depend on if the gun toting robber lives or not.

    • @robertstone9988
      @robertstone9988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@superhawk20002don't forget gender.

  • @John-Smith02
    @John-Smith02 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "the suspect isn't dead"
    My smile immediately disappeared. Way to ruin the mood, Donut. 😢

  • @Austin_Hoisington
    @Austin_Hoisington ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best thing about donut mentioning mr ballen is that right before i watched this video i watched a mrballen video 😂😂

  • @lilmsmischief69
    @lilmsmischief69 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    To the officer who just narrowly avoided getting shot by that man at the traffic stop I am glad that you survived and I am proud of you for keeping your cool to the guy who dumped him self at the traffic stop because he thought it would be a good idea to shoot a police officer, play dumb games, and win dumb prizes, sir

    • @mattglasgow4383
      @mattglasgow4383 ปีที่แล้ว

      He euthanized himself and took none of our tax dollars! Hopefully the cops can see it as a win and aren’t too traumatized by it. 🇺🇸

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Two police officers. He thought he was going to beat two cops in a gunfight.

    • @TBoNAtl
      @TBoNAtl ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LoveProWrestling Nah I think that was suicide.

    • @grimjoker5572
      @grimjoker5572 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TBoNAtl
      Yeah, same. It looks like he pulled his arm free of the cop who was trying to stop him, put it under his chin and... yeah.
      Think Donut is way off on this one.

    • @eddardgreybeard
      @eddardgreybeard ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TBoNAtl
      Killing yourself over a bit of weed?
      Many courts don't even want to bother with those cases, sure ain't worth deleting yourself over

  • @Yogiduhbear
    @Yogiduhbear ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Great content as always. Both of those endings are crazy! Hey man, don't bash the strange, dark, and mysterious! 😂😂 love the shout out

  • @Fellwalker_
    @Fellwalker_ ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Gives him a gentle bump” I can’t stop laughing.

  • @stephendavis6742
    @stephendavis6742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got to make a thread called Donut’s Darwin Awards 😂😂

  • @MaynardCrow
    @MaynardCrow ปีที่แล้ว +59

    6:23 Found a new level of respect and kinship with donut. How do you take an interesting book written as a series of interviews with survivors of the slow mover zombie apocalypse from all over the world and turn it into a one man saves the world from fast mover zombies movie? Could have made that movie and never bought the rights. Did they just like the title?

    • @rickd2957
      @rickd2957 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sooo right

    • @bioncledudes4life
      @bioncledudes4life ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literally ruined the chances of a great adaptation for a freaking name on a quickly forgotten infected movie.

    • @ManOfScienceManOfFaith
      @ManOfScienceManOfFaith ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the whole production of the movie was dun goofed. apparently the script changed many times, maybe at first it was intended as a miniseries. YMS has a 2 part video about it

  • @SpadeDraco
    @SpadeDraco ปีที่แล้ว +67

    As a World War Z fan (the novel) I'm with you there. They had the perfect setup to just playout each interview as an episode with occasional narration and clarification by the character being interviewed. You could even do several interviews per episode for the shorter ones.
    Instead we got a shitty generic action flick.

    • @zacharyjackson1829
      @zacharyjackson1829 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the hilarious thing about the movie is it's genuinely so boring at times I find myself thinking about the unimportant stuff, like man the main character's wife really got lucky with managing to get a guy that is like 15 times hotter than her, and man nobody in Jerusalem had the thought that maybe making a shit ton of noise attracting tens of thousands of zombies maybe wasn't the best route to take? even if they weren't capable of climbing like ants that still doesn't seem like the best choice of option

    • @shenwoo666hellbrawl
      @shenwoo666hellbrawl ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zacharyjackson1829 Even then the Jerusalem scene is just riddled with problems, why was there no sentry on the wall? They had helis circling the zone but somehow none of them picked up the zombies piling on each other before it was too late, what were they circling for? No ditch? Why? You know those things need to get in cqc range, just dig a ditch, fill it up with woods and barbed wires and have sentries defending, problem solved

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eh the book wasn't that good even a miniseries. Unless they make massive changes for how the M16 and US Armed Forces are portrayed. A Zombie Apocalypse would be easily stopped once the military learns headshots work which should be quick. Or you know that the Army has Apaches, Abrams Tanks, M1128 MLRS, 155mm Howitzers etc that should obliterate large group of zombies.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shenwoo666hellbrawl That is at least faithful to the book. In that most humans are idiots for unknown reasons in terms of tactics. The Battle of Yonkers has them digging foxholes (against an enemy that doesn't use any range attacks which foxholes are designed to be used against) or doing the basic precautions of securing the area before the battle and not covering their flanks.

    • @bloodwintertales5984
      @bloodwintertales5984 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I prefer the books
      The movie isn’t bad…
      It’s just
      generic nothing about it made me exited to watch the actions scenes were ok.
      The zombies themselves were fairly unnerving but overall just a generic zombie flick

  • @crazycoffee
    @crazycoffee ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Yes please more sovern citizen stuff. I love watching those idiots. Some of my favorite videos to watch on your channel Donut!

    • @samuraidriver4x4
      @samuraidriver4x4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sov citizen bingo best bingo😂

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sovereign*

    • @crazycoffee
      @crazycoffee ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@3starperfectdeer233 I don't care right now. I just got home from a long graveyard. 7pm-8am cleaning and fixing cherry equipment

    • @ealtar
      @ealtar ปีที่แล้ว +5

      are there any even still alive or not in jail

    • @ricosuavebrah946
      @ricosuavebrah946 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s odd that when people have an in depth understanding of their rights and the constitution, people who don’t have that understanding want to call them crazy. Weird world.

  • @2esquared
    @2esquared 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love his subtle joke about John Ballen.... "Don't hurt me". 😂😅

  • @347Jimmy
    @347Jimmy ปีที่แล้ว +68

    As an Australian from the state of Victoria, I'm quite glad that you know our railway safety themesong

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ItsDoms it was a Metro Trains (Melbourne) campaign in 2011/2012, was there a Danish version of it?

    • @assassinkilla99
      @assassinkilla99 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@347Jimmyit actually made its way around the world. I remember they even had a lil app too.

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@assassinkilla99 oh damn I didn't realise how viral it actually went 😂
      The signs and posters in train stations were hilarious, I think they're still up in some places

    • @ghowell13
      @ghowell13 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@347JimmyI want one, please?!?😂

    • @cameronbartlett856
      @cameronbartlett856 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't realize it was an Australia railway theme, I thought heard it ftlro a little cartoon years ago.

  • @michaelmann101
    @michaelmann101 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Please make more DWTD. I love seeing these people get what's coming to them.