Top Fatal Diseases Ever

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  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4897

    What is you favorite disease?
    amzn.to/30edD5t

  • @kermiekermie333
    @kermiekermie333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    Disease: enters my body
    Flintstones vitamins I took when I was 5: *cocks shotgun*

  • @askekraglendal4554
    @askekraglendal4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone: Legionnaires disease can form in water 35 degrees warm water.
    Me: Shower is a death sentence...

  • @blovesux3335
    @blovesux3335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    this dude makes the most serious shit funny
    somebody: winter is coming
    mr slav: that damn influenza

    • @dazydayz
      @dazydayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that *damn* influenza sickness

    • @swethaallineni2399
      @swethaallineni2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No mate its not funny its all dangerous

    • @blovesux3335
      @blovesux3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ImNotPuro its literally just erotic anime eating sounds smh

    • @blovesux3335
      @blovesux3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ImNotPuro LMAO

    • @aminrahman7211
      @aminrahman7211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BUM THAT GODDAM VIRUS

  • @Onioncake
    @Onioncake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Disease: "exists"
    Me: *washes hands aggressively*

  • @ToastyStuff
    @ToastyStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Meat at high temps"
    Me: what's for dinner?
    Mom: Charred turkey.

    • @dy7296
      @dy7296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Undercooked = Prion Disease risk
      Overcooked = Cancer risk
      Better eat things that are cooked jut right.

    • @crickplatinum518
      @crickplatinum518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, is crispy rice give u cancer?

    • @Designed1
      @Designed1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dy7296 the thing is prion can survive up to 200 celcius

    • @dy7296
      @dy7296 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Designed1 but the risk is reduced when cooked properly.

    • @beckybear5
      @beckybear5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This made me not want to eat meat.

  • @ashenshield1712
    @ashenshield1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    COVID: *FURIOUSLY TAKING NOTES*

    • @leg3nd842
      @leg3nd842 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It depends on the type of covid, if its moderate or mild then you have a higher chance of recovering or living, then fatality rate goes up for severe and critical

    • @shanikamensah7288
      @shanikamensah7288 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People are complaining about covid when Europe dealed with the black plague

    • @notjebbutstillakerbal
      @notjebbutstillakerbal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @PizzaSlices2000
    @PizzaSlices2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Achievement aquired:childhood destroyed

  • @Break.o_o
    @Break.o_o 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    never going outside again

  • @_pranks4765
    @_pranks4765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro, I go to camping every years and I just realized how dangerous lakes really are... I dont really want to do anything else exept stay at my home now.

  • @TimeToGetFunkyy
    @TimeToGetFunkyy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    thanks i aint fuckin sleepin tonight

  • @Focosmic
    @Focosmic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Covid-19 - i am death
    Prion disease - Hold my protin🔥🔥🔥

  • @zhangn2523
    @zhangn2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4826

    Me: this looks interesting
    Me 1 hour later: stays as far away from any human or animal as possible

    • @xblackxmzd9195
      @xblackxmzd9195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Same thing :'(

    • @adityarajsrivastava6580
      @adityarajsrivastava6580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same:(

    • @Crynn
      @Crynn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LOL

    • @Xxmo1221xX
      @Xxmo1221xX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me too I'm scared 😨

    • @mykull799
      @mykull799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The thing is i take a shower every day and the shower one scared the life out of me

  • @ihavetowait89daystochangem41
    @ihavetowait89daystochangem41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11201

    Had a brain eating Amoeba once.
    Poor fella died due to hunger

  • @WTSClips
    @WTSClips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    About the Black Plague, I just wanted to clear something up for more information. The Black Plague didn't die out because it had no one to infect. Rather than that, everyone with weaker immune systems, or immune systems that couldn't beat it, died. Therefore, everyone with stronger immune systems survived, and reproduced, passing on their stronger immune system to their children, and they would pass it on to their children. The disease didn't get weaker, we just got stronger. Unfortunately, in the process 1/3 of Europe had to die for it.

    • @waffloop8572
      @waffloop8572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And he didnt mention how almost all cases of it right now recovered with effective treatment

    • @floating_in_glass
      @floating_in_glass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Kind of true, but not exactly. Yes, in certain circumstances where certain phenotypes are selected against, the genotypes of subsequent generations will change due to the selective force. Sure, some part of the reason the black death ended was because "the strong remained," but mostly it was due to how disease transmission works. As the number of susceptible persons falls (as numbers of infected, recovered, and dead increase), it becomes gradually more difficult for the disease to reach susceptible persons. Basically, the population becomes compartmentalized, where infected interact less and less frequently with those who are susceptible, lowering the rate of infections. Your explanation also does not account for changing attitudes and practices at the time; though it wasn't yet what we know it as, "quarantine" was becoming more and more popular just because of how clearly devastating the disease was. People would spend less time outside their homes because they feared the "bad air" they believed was causing the black plague. This also further compartmentalized populations and further dropping transmission rates.
      While selective forces are important in understanding the evolution of both infectious diseases and their hosts, it likely didn't play as big a role as you describe here. I'm also hesitant to subscribe to your rhetoric, as your talking point is a popular one in the eugenics camp (e.g. "people will have to die, but we will come out stronger on the other side.")

    • @sadraabdi5941
      @sadraabdi5941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So if we infect the whole world with strongest virus.....

    • @koreywitabagg665
      @koreywitabagg665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Plus people didn’t have basic hygiene nor modern medicine they also didn’t eat well

    • @ApplemanHead
      @ApplemanHead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so the black plaque should have been 85-90% lethal

  • @cosmiccruise8372
    @cosmiccruise8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1783

    Me: Has a cold
    Google: Yep, that certainly is a cold
    Bing: You have 24 hours.

    • @jacob_the_oreo7148
      @jacob_the_oreo7148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ijwjsdfrhenm

    • @evrodrill
      @evrodrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I ALMOST DIED WATCHING THIS VIDEO BACUSE I AM A KID AND I WAS SCARED IN THE 100%ONES DEATH FRICK NO NOT WATCHING THIS ANYOMRE IN MY LIFE

    • @evrodrill
      @evrodrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NEVER WATCHING IN MY LIFE THIS FUCKING VIDEO DISLIKE

    • @stevenlatham5020
      @stevenlatham5020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@evrodrill oh jeez are you ok

    • @Vrikgwyn
      @Vrikgwyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@evrodrill tf

  • @johnmarston5380
    @johnmarston5380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5605

    I thought the last one would end up being a black hole

  • @FakeExotic
    @FakeExotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Me: I got flu
    Parents: here drink this medicine
    Doctor: here are some medicine
    Bing: you have breast cancer

    • @vendableart
      @vendableart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bing: you have d e a d

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Google: Here are some tips about Ebola!

    • @alberteinstien4322
      @alberteinstien4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Google: here are the death rates of prion disease.100 percent.

    • @ZettaFish
      @ZettaFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bing: Get your limbs amputated they might röt

  • @lappo7290
    @lappo7290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    Think of it.
    Rabies is the closest we have to a zombie virus.

    • @snakepeoplejerry562
      @snakepeoplejerry562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      yes

    • @emperorliz
      @emperorliz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Yea there was even a drug that made teenagers bite others and when they woke up ofc they forgot it and yes it was obv banned

    • @Gab199ProductionsOfficial
      @Gab199ProductionsOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah except they don’t bite other people

    • @F12-i2g
      @F12-i2g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My grandpa died from it in 2009

    • @shellybelly1071
      @shellybelly1071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emperorliz maybe spice? I remember it being popular in the early 2000s although I was only just born then. They used to sell it in stores for teenagers and stuff.

  • @elidan-dev
    @elidan-dev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    when you are a very good disease and your victims die so fast and you cant spread anymore:
    **Suffering from succes**

    • @VantasiaGD
      @VantasiaGD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *Mission failed succesfully*

    • @nah6509
      @nah6509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Plague Inc, obviously

    • @ajoke5105
      @ajoke5105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Error: Success!*

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plague INC.

    • @anonymousbanana204
      @anonymousbanana204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Task failed succesfully

  • @Gerzsilah
    @Gerzsilah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    Disease: *enters my body*
    My strong immune system: hippity hoppity get out of my property

    • @bellemagura
      @bellemagura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Mont HIV/AIDS: Hello there!

    • @kaiser6332
      @kaiser6332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@bellemagura aids is weak now

    • @Cuktisntfunny
      @Cuktisntfunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How do u get strong immunity like that??

    • @Cuktisntfunny
      @Cuktisntfunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gerzsilah yee And does being outside count

    • @pineapplecake8141
      @pineapplecake8141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gerzsilah and vegtables

  • @14vastt
    @14vastt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3104

    Doctor: your test results are starting to come back okay.
    Me: *kalm*
    Doctor: You have pancreatic cancer stage 4
    Me: *PANIK*

    • @st4rdyy
      @st4rdyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😭😭😭

    • @NoLifeTillLeather
      @NoLifeTillLeather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yourlonglostsecondhandcous4107 😂

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Don’t microwave your underwear and you’ll be fine

    • @CJ-nj2dm
      @CJ-nj2dm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same I’m scared of touching something 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @smiler1769
      @smiler1769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Cancer is quite rare in children and teens

  • @Vincent-yx7tg
    @Vincent-yx7tg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    My dad had suffered through cancer for 7 years i think. He had 2 surgeries that "removed" his brain tumor but that wasn't the case. That lil shit mutated and grow stronger in less then a summer, one time i remember him having a heat stroke on the train so this women took us home instead. Bless her heart

    • @Applessphile
      @Applessphile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I hope your father is doing better 🙏 I can't imagine how that must feel.

    • @adritatabassum6103
      @adritatabassum6103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I hope your dad is doing better now 💛 please stay strong

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I lost both my parents to different types of cancer. I hope someday there is either a cure or a vaccine or both. Imagine being the doctor that discovered it?

    • @matiasvahervuori876
      @matiasvahervuori876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      o7

    • @frimy740
      @frimy740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cg0825 man if you discover the cure to cancer you must diversify it as fast as possible, before the government discovers it and suicides you.

  • @aymodaslacker8852
    @aymodaslacker8852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2608

    "scientist still keep this virus in special laboratories"
    2021: wouldn't it be a shame if, somehow, it got out?

  • @fusionswaggers8211
    @fusionswaggers8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3552

    Did you guys get that weird pain-ish feeling in your chest when watching this video and think "am i being infected"

    • @kxst3
      @kxst3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yup

    • @exiled_shadegd
      @exiled_shadegd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I did

    • @sobhavmenon
      @sobhavmenon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yep :(

    • @nothing.1240
      @nothing.1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Do you know what they name of that feeling is. It's a random pain feeling in my chest that happens randomly and I can't breathe because of it I need to know the name.

    • @davidgabriel5125
      @davidgabriel5125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Shawn Couture are you alive ? :D

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2584

    Number 1: *LAGGY INTERNET*

    • @Majestic469
      @Majestic469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Number 1: Ligma

    • @Majestic469
      @Majestic469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      number 2: TH-cam commenting

    • @swazyswizle422
      @swazyswizle422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Laggy internet causes super rage on keyboard and punching the monitor

    • @artyom9473
      @artyom9473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Number 0.1: Shaggy strike.

    • @Berkham1995
      @Berkham1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes now i cant watch MR SLAV videos

  • @MemeX998
    @MemeX998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "Scientist still keep this virus in special laboratories."
    That line gave me chills

    • @JimmyButler101
      @JimmyButler101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s how the last person died of smallpox, a scientist got it and spread it to her family I believe.

    • @johnlal124
      @johnlal124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah..then theyll release it after covid 19 is gone

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Most likely for research and in case it can be used for something.

    • @ayeshamoeen6432
      @ayeshamoeen6432 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@axehead45 yeah but what if it escapes lol

    • @Radioseal
      @Radioseal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ayeshamoeen6432 Then we're fucked.

  • @thomascook7146
    @thomascook7146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    Me: *gets prion disease*
    Mom: iTs bEcAuSe oF tHaT dAnG pHoNe oF yOuRs

    • @epic.account
      @epic.account 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I beg to god u don’t have it..

    • @RandomPerson-hd6wr
      @RandomPerson-hd6wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@epic.account hAvE yOu hEaRD oF a jOkE?

    • @RandomPerson-hd6wr
      @RandomPerson-hd6wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao plays gacha, piggy and adopt me gtfo

    • @epic.account
      @epic.account 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      oh i'm so sorry. next time i wont take anything serious even my grandmothers death. not even a disease ill just go run on the road and think its funny if u want me to do that. i knew it was a joke anyways well ill just take everything stupidly. ill even take so much pills and still be laughing if u want me too. haha i took pills and there dissolving my stomach haha i'm gonna die so funny. because i'm not allowed to be serious. i only have a family like you. when i take something seriously there like don't always be so stubborn. and then when i dot take something serious its don't be silly Olivia. so i don't need someone else telling me off thank you very much. sorry for the inconvenience ill go punish myself now. is that okay i punish myself? yeah it will be.

    • @epic.account
      @epic.account 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i only played gacha for my cousin said she would 'watch it. and I only play adopt me to put scammers on cam. but piggys a good game.

  • @isaacramos4614
    @isaacramos4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    prion: *IM INVINCIBLE* IM INVINCI-
    cremation:your time has come

    • @statusburning4113
      @statusburning4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Coll of kids Coll of kids 2 Jesus: I am sorry I already revived your host

    • @theforbidden8073
      @theforbidden8073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@statusburning4113 *Some wild scientists would like to know your location*

    • @Neowofetch
      @Neowofetch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @DILLON JONES What

    • @ima_psykopathpsn8411
      @ima_psykopathpsn8411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DILLON JONES me to the disease: “you can’t kill me if I kill myself first” *gunshot*

    • @herisuryadi6885
      @herisuryadi6885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prions .... chance of dying is...... 100%

  • @dson978
    @dson978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    now I feel like every single one of them is lurking in me...

  • @IAmR3t42
    @IAmR3t42 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    One of my cats had FIV ( Basically HIV in cats ). He died at age 10 years ago. We always gave him medicine, and special care. He also had things like frostbite ( Which he has before we found him ) he was trying to fight off. It really weakened his immune system, and he couldn’t really fight anything off. So, it also affects cats, not only humans. For cats it’s called FIV, while in humans it is called HIV. Rest In Peace buddy, I miss you.

    • @System3200
      @System3200 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah ofc
      H human
      F Feline

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There are also SIV in monkeys, BIV in cows, EIA in horses, CAEV in goats and a couple others.

    • @samuelcheung4799
      @samuelcheung4799 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HappyBeezerStudiosSimian, Bovine, Equine and Caprine.

    • @Retired_Duck45
      @Retired_Duck45 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@samuelcheung4799damn your smart

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Poor babies, it’s managed pretty well now in most cases. There’s no cure but there’s a treatment. You also unfortunately need to keep them separate from other cats because it spreads by deep bites. Never met a fiv cat who wasn’t a sweetheart though.
      My little man got fiP feline infectious peritonitis. Used to be 100% fatal but recently a cure was developed and he’s doing great. I’m amazed he doesn’t have any residual brain damage he is completely healthy except herpes(not a big deal just often has a kitty cold)

  • @anthonnn7266
    @anthonnn7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3785

    The weird thing to think about is everyone already have a 100% chance to die.

  • @ilovebasil__
    @ilovebasil__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    Me : having rabies in school
    School nurse : yOu NeEd SoMe IcE

  • @solala6344
    @solala6344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Your mom: your fine
    The doctor: your fine
    Google: _its cancer_

    • @vendableart
      @vendableart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bing: Prion, Ebola, Yersinia Pestis, F.O.P, Cancer

    • @redcum3833
      @redcum3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bing: Fuck all those diseases, anyway, where do you want your body buried?

    • @Diamondesignsempires
      @Diamondesignsempires 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: my ear is hurting
      My mom: it's just an ear infection.
      The doctor: an outer ear infection, don't panic it's at it's early stage.
      Google: pRiOnS

    • @nanami_akumudeadchannel7115
      @nanami_akumudeadchannel7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redcum3833 Sorry google but when I die I want my ashes to be sprinkled in the sea.

    • @lex-jy3tw
      @lex-jy3tw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bing : here are some lists about coffins and cemeteries near you

  • @thelunchking4069
    @thelunchking4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    As someone who is severely discomforted by things such at diseases that can visibly affect the body and internal body issues
    I can agree that i made a terrible mistake watching this knowing full well i was gonna regret it

    • @polar2breezy
      @polar2breezy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same bro

    • @susnetsoda
      @susnetsoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same especially at night. Ok i am terrified by seeing vomiting or seizures and now this, noooonooommomomomom

    • @stranger_shirbert5923
      @stranger_shirbert5923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear to the lords I was about to come write the same thing 💀

    • @chickenfricken
      @chickenfricken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have fun thinking about F.O.P one night before an exam

    • @stuffybroz7936
      @stuffybroz7936 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too 😢

  • @caseyvint
    @caseyvint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5996

    a disease called life has 100% mortality rate too

    • @exo25p.p23
      @exo25p.p23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      True

    • @coldair4450
      @coldair4450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Underrated

    • @arcioko2142
      @arcioko2142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fucking Underrated

    • @lance5758
      @lance5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      you don't actually die from being really old, you die from diseases when being old since your immune system will be weaken.
      i did get the joke though.

    • @dreamlord7820
      @dreamlord7820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@lance5758 like how aids doesn't kill you, it causes your immune system to weaken and so the diseases you attract are what kills you

  • @AsherracT
    @AsherracT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Me: *is at home with a cold*
    Also me watching this video: 👁👄👁

  • @spazzkill4092
    @spazzkill4092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Who else regrets clicking on this video?
    Or is it just me?

  • @kevinyehezkiel633
    @kevinyehezkiel633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10 years ago my cat contracted rabies and ended up being injected with lethal injection. I can't imagine if I ever met one of the deadliest diseases in the world.

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yep this is why your urged to get your pets vaccinated for it so hard. im sorry it happened to your cat

  • @snakepeoplejerry562
    @snakepeoplejerry562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3169

    someone: *survived coronavirus*
    everyone:OMG YOUR SO STRONG
    Jeanna: *survived rabies without vaccination*
    everyone:who are you 🤨

    • @jetstreamsam5983
      @jetstreamsam5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Wasnt she put into medical coma?

    • @snakepeoplejerry562
      @snakepeoplejerry562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      @@jetstreamsam5983 but still quite impressive people who have the same treatment as her many still died off and only a handful of patients survived

    • @jetstreamsam5983
      @jetstreamsam5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@snakepeoplejerry562 I think the reason many people die of rabies is dehydration correct?

    • @snakepeoplejerry562
      @snakepeoplejerry562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@jetstreamsam5983 it could also cause acute inflammation on the brain making you violent and aggressive and paralyze your body *organs included* and it's always deadly

    • @jetstreamsam5983
      @jetstreamsam5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@snakepeoplejerry562 Ah, so the doctor got really lucky?
      interesting, are you a doctor or do you just know this off hand?

  • @abeautifuljustwonderfulman1848
    @abeautifuljustwonderfulman1848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    *taking a warm shower there is a change that you could get a bactiral infection*
    *me* :takes cold shower

    • @StarSailor1343
      @StarSailor1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I genuinely love your username

    • @deadchanneldontwatchit4697
      @deadchanneldontwatchit4697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StarSailor1343 i genuinely love your h

    • @Diamondesignsempires
      @Diamondesignsempires 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      me: **just pours lava cause i hate cold water**

    • @pog7245
      @pog7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol i actually shower with fully cold water 90% of the time. so jokes on you stupid bacteria!

    • @cornbreadloverrr
      @cornbreadloverrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jokes on you now you got the coooold

  • @nickt2699
    @nickt2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2517

    Coronavirus: "Sorry, I'm late guys"

    • @realfake921
      @realfake921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yup

    • @ctoooc
      @ctoooc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      2%

    • @DaddyAboodi
      @DaddyAboodi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nick T lol

    • @ForgorFunds
      @ForgorFunds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      3.4 death rate?

    • @hemz5882
      @hemz5882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This virus Is literally dead, I think a cure is coming soon

  • @butter_b0
    @butter_b0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    My sister has had all three (influenza a, covid 19, and strep throat) diagnosed at the hospital, she’s obviously alive but it was rough for her, she had up and down moments of symptoms, her case was rare

  • @Snowballsword
    @Snowballsword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    Idk why but watching this a night makes it 20x scarier

    • @aierleoncorek
      @aierleoncorek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I should be asleep but I watched this instead, bad choice lol

    • @Markmsv
      @Markmsv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Well at least you're not watching it in a forest full of mosquitos, while a racoon with rabies biting you and poops on the wound. (3.6x Scarier than watching home at night)

    • @plaguedoct0r
      @plaguedoct0r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did watch it at night but also by candlelight. 40x scarier. Still loved every minute.

    • @Snowballsword
      @Snowballsword 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      At not a**

    • @sheelafulari4749
      @sheelafulari4749 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I understand the meaning ofldk

  • @Blueberr13s
    @Blueberr13s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I shouldn’t have watched this my anxiety is wild and now I’m s c a r e d

    • @seretix835
      @seretix835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same buddy, same.

    • @ogre5733
      @ogre5733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The infected videos are really disturbing

    • @Moroi92
      @Moroi92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, now i want vaccines

    • @ahelpfulcomputer3689
      @ahelpfulcomputer3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too...3 months passed,and Im still insanely scared about rabies.

    • @millipedesareking3036
      @millipedesareking3036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

  • @pinpot8537
    @pinpot8537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    when i heard the yellow skin and eyes the first thing that came to my mind
    *how to become real life lego man*

  • @JohnWick-fo6gi
    @JohnWick-fo6gi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mr. Slav, you never fail to both make and ruin my day

  • @urfxvoritevnmpire
    @urfxvoritevnmpire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    me: **coughs**
    my mom: IN THE NAME OF JESUS
    google: Get in the coffin
    Doctors: Yep. Your infected.

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gf : get away from me

    • @elvinwilson8421
      @elvinwilson8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *CORONAVIRUS INTENSIFIES*

    • @redfoxy_9791
      @redfoxy_9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When you go to school and you see a chinese guy alone, you go to see him and you shake hands with him but he start to cough

    • @Algirdas42
      @Algirdas42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *You're

    • @bettertelevision968
      @bettertelevision968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redfoxy_9791 run!!!

  • @kevenagner69420
    @kevenagner69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Covid-19 and plague: *enters my body*
    The extra gummy vitamin that i ate 4 years ago: *its showtime*

    • @alberteinstien4322
      @alberteinstien4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

    • @cosmicblossom5803
      @cosmicblossom5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yez

    • @Randomizer54322
      @Randomizer54322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @11retama
      @11retama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@purepoverty8363 still tho vitamins can keep you healthy and supply your immune system of antibodies

    • @yunopoopy
      @yunopoopy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also that one healthy thing your parents made you ate when you were 3: *it’s my time to shine*

  • @dearme3888
    @dearme3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    thanks for giving me a strange fear for living and also for dying.

    • @WowCoolKid-su7ic
      @WowCoolKid-su7ic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO Imagine growing up with minecraft. 😂 tiktok is what all the cool kids like me grew up with.

    • @mioluv
      @mioluv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@WowCoolKid-su7ic tiktok is cringe man

    • @emperorliz
      @emperorliz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @ssususamogus957
      @ssususamogus957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mioluv i agree

    • @crickplatinum518
      @crickplatinum518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@WowCoolKid-su7ic lmao, that mean you don’t have to live on this life, you community destroyer

  • @blueboltgaming2284
    @blueboltgaming2284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Feels sad to think that the young man at 8:47 has died by now due to rabies.
    He had so much to live for. I hope that doctors find a cure for this horrible so called 100% fatal disease "rabies".

    • @blueboltgaming2284
      @blueboltgaming2284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FunniCodingMan :(

    • @mad_clown475
      @mad_clown475 ปีที่แล้ว

      your comment make my tears drop:(

    • @LeviAckerman096
      @LeviAckerman096 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw the original video of that. It was a group of people in a middle eastern country (I forget which one) but they had been bitten by a rabid wolf in the 1940s(?). It was a while since I saw it, so I can't remember exactly. The doctors treating them decided to record the progress of the disease (with the patients permission). But yeah, it was depressing to watch as you see the guy go from being completely fine to dead. Rabies is a scary disease.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoods4527
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoods4527 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FunniCodingMan Even tho Autism isn't lethal.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoods4527
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoods4527 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FunniCodingMan I know you didn't say that, i just wanted to point that out if someone else would not understand.

  • @sgr2864
    @sgr2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    All my respect and appreciation to Edward Jenner..

  • @dariqaa
    @dariqaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Me: "this is interesting.."
    Me after this video: "dear god I pray that I will not get prion diseases amen"

    • @ctoooc
      @ctoooc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 in 7 people have HIV / AIDS and do not know!

    • @asliceofcheese7152
      @asliceofcheese7152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ctoooc but they're STDs so maybe not, but can it infect visla air or water?

    • @dariqaa
      @dariqaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ctoooc Prove it

    • @tommyhayward7240
      @tommyhayward7240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope. A example of a prion disease is mad cow disease or bovine spongiform encephalopathy. In humans mad cow is called creutzfeldt-Jakob’s disease

  • @jimbrewer7328
    @jimbrewer7328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    There was a little birdie
    His name was Enza
    I opened up my window
    And In Flu Enza!

    • @erinsweeney6548
      @erinsweeney6548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ba Dum CRASH!

    • @memy6387
      @memy6387 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo you got this from the book one for sorrow stop stealing the book words

    • @jimbrewer7328
      @jimbrewer7328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is NOT from a book! It's from my grandparents! You idiot! As I have no idea what book to which you refer,

    • @memy6387
      @memy6387 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim Brewer I'm not trying to argue I'm just simply asking if you got this from the book "one for sorrow"

    • @memy6387
      @memy6387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry for the miscommunication I worded that rly bad sry

  • @F12-i2g
    @F12-i2g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My grandpa died from rabies in 2009 from a bat bite in his sleep. He passed about 9 months after being bitten. It started with his arm going numb (where he was bitten) then moved to the rest of the body.

    • @caternity4621
      @caternity4621 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6 MONTHS?!?! i thought rabies killed in 14 days?

    • @F12-i2g
      @F12-i2g ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@caternity4621 the incubation period for him was almost 9 months. But then the time he showed symptoms until his death was right around 11 days if I remember correctly. It started slow the first couple days then progressively got worse quickly

    • @toxicdino8676
      @toxicdino8676 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@F12-i2g where his eyes wide open like in this video?

    • @F12-i2g
      @F12-i2g ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@toxicdino8676 www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm6014a1.htm That was an article the cdc posted about him

    • @raphaelcalado4335
      @raphaelcalado4335 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rabies is deadly, but also very rare, and if the bite is known (which unfortunately wasn't the case for your grandpa) it is very much a easy to handle disease.
      I was bitten by a dog without rabies symptons and took 5 shots of the vaccine. If the animal had any symptom I would have to take 30 shots.
      The vaccine help the body to recognize and eliminate the virus before it get to the brain. The problem with rabies is that it is a silent killer, it can stay in your body for years without ever get to the brain, that depends on where the bite happened and other factors.
      But cases like your grandpa are the dangerous ones, because the person biten by bats usually didn't even knew of the bite to chase treatment.
      My condolences for your grandpa, but at least we know that rabies is treated very seriously and even the distribution of the vaccine is very controlled in order to identify and contain the possibility of the sickness spread.
      I'm brazilian and here most fatal cases are very much alike your grandpa, people who live in the country area or indigenous who live in forests and suffer bat bites.

  • @rf1platinum
    @rf1platinum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Rabies is the closest thing we have to a “zombie” virus where the mortality rate is near 100, causes hostility to others, and causes other odd behaviors

    • @ketanpethe9767
      @ketanpethe9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😱😨🙀☠💀

    • @jaythatonememer5489
      @jaythatonememer5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      coronavirus: are you sure about that

    • @edubz1906
      @edubz1906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The mortality rate for all intensive purposes is 100% there's only been just a single person that's ever survived untreated which was likely due to having some freak genetic anomaly

    • @rf1platinum
      @rf1platinum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      E DubZ First off, it’s “intents and purposes” not “intensive purposes” not trying to be mean, it’s just so you don’t look bad if you’re ever writing an important document or something. Secondly that’s actually very interesting

    • @jordanianchristian8387
      @jordanianchristian8387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I went to Lebanon and I saw a massive dog with huge eyes and was tearing up a tire off a car. Needless to say, me and my family ran like hell.

  • @eligbnsu71
    @eligbnsu71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    7:38 I was already crying

  • @friendofmara6298
    @friendofmara6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "Winter is coming"
    Soviets in 1941 : _Im about to ruin this Fuhrer's whole career_

    • @Joxonio
      @Joxonio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Finnaly...A good ww2 meme

    • @lmaosure7163
      @lmaosure7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Joxonio dot wory I also skipp spelin

    • @random_gay_transfem
      @random_gay_transfem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh du warte nur ich halte kälte gut aus

    • @idontknowwhoiam468
      @idontknowwhoiam468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can somebody translate deadboy of what is he is saying

    • @idontknowwhoiam468
      @idontknowwhoiam468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Viviana Trella also finally a great WW2 meme I been looking for it for a year now

  • @swordlovers7360
    @swordlovers7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My parents are heroes they vaccinated me ASAP when I got bitten by a dog.
    Rabies was probably was my closest encounter to "Death"

  • @neppu02
    @neppu02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    The number 1 should be *LIFE* , no one gets out of it alive.

    • @kenan229
      @kenan229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      U Rite

    • @stoukzer1777
      @stoukzer1777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That was ĐĒĒP

    • @neppu02
      @neppu02 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magflop r/wooosh

    • @neppu02
      @neppu02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@magflop yes, if you didnt notice, life it's not even a disease, so, you get the joke?, nope?, okay lol.

    • @neppu02
      @neppu02 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magflop If you think that it's meant to be deep that means that you really think it's deep, i don't lol.

  • @floweytheflower4869
    @floweytheflower4869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Disease: enters my body.
    My orange flavoured gummies i took 1 year ago: do you wanna have a bad time?

    • @ruka-chan4806
      @ruka-chan4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you wanna have a bad tom?

    • @carlotizz
      @carlotizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I didn't know flowey ate gummies

    • @hamburgerhamburger4491
      @hamburgerhamburger4491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rabies: Yes

    • @kokichioma5020
      @kokichioma5020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Undertale is all over you and I love it

    • @crickplatinum518
      @crickplatinum518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ReechuMouse shut up kid, nothing for you underwear, Gacha xsans gaster xchara fan

  • @SaeedXF
    @SaeedXF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Thanks now I'm never going to swim again

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Even better - just stay at home. There are too much danger outside.

    • @vlat18
      @vlat18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yeah, that scared me too, but i hope it doesnt exist in my cold country :D

    • @shrekisgod8484
      @shrekisgod8484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or breathe
      Or have genetics

    • @vinnyx3585
      @vinnyx3585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * Thanks, now
      You forgot the comma

    • @felixxslomo7190
      @felixxslomo7190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vipex 80% of diseases come from water

  • @kinertic8098
    @kinertic8098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One time I threw up a lot and was shaking and severely sick (I was 11 at the time) and she brought me into a hospital and I took a blood test and the doctor said that I had a stomach cancer. A couple days later it turns out I had the stomach flu. I think instead of me getting checked the machine or human that checked my blood should.

  • @qazwad2772
    @qazwad2772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    i just a have a slight fever
    Google: yeah get some bed rest
    Bing: you have 10 seconds to live

    • @ericandre5060
      @ericandre5060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually, I would say google is the same

    • @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539
      @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turns off com😵💀👻(dies well turning of computer)

    • @elitecereal
      @elitecereal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericandre5060 That’s because Bing steals the answers from Google, but just replaces the first answer with the third.

    • @pratikshapacharya840
      @pratikshapacharya840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol I'm in my cousins house ;(

  • @rewindproductions7261
    @rewindproductions7261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    We did it boys small pox is no more!
    Anti vax mom: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!

    • @BrendonCap
      @BrendonCap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U cant get small pox, even if u sre unvaccinated, it’s eradicated. You know, like gone completely?

    • @goldennugget2623
      @goldennugget2623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Measles:are you sure about that

    • @emiled8409
      @emiled8409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Small pox came back not a long Time ago. Some died

    • @BrendonCap
      @BrendonCap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forest Berri bullshit, its been eradicated since 1978

    • @schadenfreude1061
      @schadenfreude1061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BrendonCap although there have been no natural cases since 1978 and declared eradicated by 1980,letting guards down is never a good thing for any diseases that can evolve in unpredictable way.Don't spread your bold statement just because it's declared 'wiped out'.

  • @FlipaClipa
    @FlipaClipa ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My auntie died of cancer RIP 1993-2021

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Imagine raising a kid and when he's getting an xray you see him slowly turning into a bone statue. pretty horrifying

    • @megangerhart3540
      @megangerhart3540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fop?

    • @luisperedah
      @luisperedah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@megangerhart3540 No, STD

    • @mcpegamer4683
      @mcpegamer4683 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well this disease comes from the parents so if they don't have it child wont

    • @complexityvn8969
      @complexityvn8969 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would be in depression tho 😢

  • @popong10
    @popong10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    When you gone to HIV/AIDS and pulled up a video of Freddie, i got sad

    • @jusii2695
      @jusii2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same r.i.p Freddie Mercury....

  • @kirihakillua2838
    @kirihakillua2838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Not as fatal as my mum when she finds out my hidden test paper
    EDIT:Thanks guys for these many likes😭😭 I never got these many in my life

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Not as fatal as smacking your balls accidentally.

    • @grooty4215
      @grooty4215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not as lethal if both happ3n at 5he same time

    • @WoahItsKobu
      @WoahItsKobu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @TH-cam Chanel person how bout a no

    • @PupitoManuel
      @PupitoManuel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not as fatal as my mom with her killer chancla!

    • @thenasiudk1337
      @thenasiudk1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shit, I never brought my paper test to the home.....

  • @crazyksp8344
    @crazyksp8344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Prion diseases has joined the chat.
    Immune system has left the chat.

    • @mustajaab8334
      @mustajaab8334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      about the device..

    • @fatimaiskandarli1197
      @fatimaiskandarli1197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mustajaab8334 lol

    • @norgelis7008
      @norgelis7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Immune System has joined the chat.
      Cell joined the chat.
      Cancer joined the chat.
      Cell 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 has joined the chat.
      Immune System has been kicked from the group chat.

    • @ancientmonkey5327
      @ancientmonkey5327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Human has left chat

    • @Kuwassu
      @Kuwassu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cow and Deer has joined the chat...

  • @sword1066
    @sword1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Top 10 diseases
    Number 1: Death

    • @cubingcrusaderyt
      @cubingcrusaderyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      PeOpLe DiE wHeN tHeY aRe KiLlEd

    • @simra2272
      @simra2272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cubingcrusaderyt YOU ARE THE MESSIAH

    • @dominicgorriceta6487
      @dominicgorriceta6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @dazydayz
      @dazydayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ah yes... water is made from water

    • @notmoistkritical7137
      @notmoistkritical7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Death is not a desease it is a cure for every disease

  • @Zack-xv2yc
    @Zack-xv2yc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    MR SLAV: "Prion diseases" (100% deadly)
    Me who still can't beat it on brutal level on Plague Inc:
    *"Say sike right now."*

    • @jhondavepablo6957
      @jhondavepablo6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah i know that damn pain

    • @UniformGem2
      @UniformGem2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that is so fugging annoying

    • @TactfulWaggle
      @TactfulWaggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      that's what makes it difficult, if the virus kills too quickly, it will die out, if it doesn't kill that quickly it will get cured eventually

    • @ts_diamond8569
      @ts_diamond8569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep.

    • @ZettaFish
      @ZettaFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prion is a fun mode but jeez-

  • @icecold3081
    @icecold3081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    7:38 rip Freddy Mercury :(

  • @rushedmidnight9545
    @rushedmidnight9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    F.O.P.: hey need some help?
    F.O.P.: oh a damaged body part! let’s turn that stronger
    human: oh no
    human: dies
    F.O.P.: why does my power kill

  • @lilbullet158
    @lilbullet158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Believe me, I've seen some very nasty stuff in my time (& I'm not kidding either), but one of the most horrifying thing I've seen was my 'X' Misses former teacher who caught :
    Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE), otherwise known as "Mad Cow Disease". I thought I was made of strong stuff but seeing that poor, women, may she rest in peace,
    Absolutely Shook me to the core.

  • @rivaldo4929
    @rivaldo4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    I tried

    • @tcistrash9911
      @tcistrash9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You tried, my guy. You tried.

    • @rivaldo4929
      @rivaldo4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@tcistrash9911 😔 im not good

    • @tcistrash9911
      @tcistrash9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rivaldo4929 I give you my respects.
      F

    • @artrisk1304
      @artrisk1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rivaldo4929 I like that emoji tho🤣, have a like 👍

    • @rivaldo4929
      @rivaldo4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@artrisk1304 thanks :D

  • @sourlemon1002
    @sourlemon1002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Not as fatal as when the teacher catches you cheating on your final exam.

    • @thusharikabotheju5655
      @thusharikabotheju5655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel your pain man. :(

    • @Aqil888
      @Aqil888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It happened with my friend today, but teacher was kind enough. 😂

    • @allthingaialf
      @allthingaialf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or using a wikapedia reference

  • @thrustatom8793
    @thrustatom8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Europians when they see the black plauge: *Flashbacks*

    • @ChAoTiKToXiiC
      @ChAoTiKToXiiC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      28 People got quarantined in China recently after a hunter shot and ate a wild rabbit, and actually contracted the bubonic plague, if that makes you feel any better its definitely still here.

    • @wunderkatna
      @wunderkatna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ChAoTiKToXiiC why would that information make someone feel better?

    • @azeromega8509
      @azeromega8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am European and I am French

    • @thrustatom8793
      @thrustatom8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@azeromega8509 okay?

    • @discovaria9507
      @discovaria9507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChAoTiKToXiiC there was also case in mongolia.

  • @gaachin8275
    @gaachin8275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This shit is more scary than any other horror movies.

  • @AlvaChris
    @AlvaChris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    And y’all freaking out about corona virus with it’s little 3.4%
    Edit: this didn’t age well lol

    • @shaansingh6048
      @shaansingh6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it killed hundreds of thousands by now, not because of high mortality rate, but because of high infection rate. it spreads even quicker and easier than the flu and common cold. (oh, and by the way COVID-19 is a coronavirus, and there are no vaccines for any coronavirus. nor SARS, not MERS, and not COVID-19, at least for the time being.)

    • @idontknowwhoiam468
      @idontknowwhoiam468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ceep you think corona is a joke?look at the world then look at the symptoms and tell me is having all of it is completely normal?

    • @ryand.creator100
      @ryand.creator100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@idontknowwhoiam468 bro this comment was posted 5 months ago...

    • @lukelarris2899
      @lukelarris2899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryand.creator100 1 month (:

    • @balacobaco9317
      @balacobaco9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@idontknowwhoiam468 We don't need to panic, corona is not like a black plague

  • @bluecherry5517
    @bluecherry5517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Me: I’m not about to watch 12 gruesome minutes of people being mutilated by diseases
    Brain: oh yes you are

    • @abd6051
      @abd6051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The F1anatic 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @solarchx
      @solarchx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      more like 13 mins

    • @creationterminator
      @creationterminator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, i regret clicking this. I came here too see if i might have those diseases, welp i don't but i am shit scared.

  • @S_a_b_e_l
    @S_a_b_e_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My dad has survived cancer twice in his life.

  • @alvaroskito6548
    @alvaroskito6548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Fun fact: Georges-Jacques Danton suffered from Smallpox (Most of the scars were on his face), and he got condemmed to the guillotine in 1794.
    His last words were: "Don't forget to show my head to the people, its well worth it!"

    • @Dolanbarenglilis
      @Dolanbarenglilis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LoL

    • @itzhyp3r644
      @itzhyp3r644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun Fact
      Plagiarism

    • @notlucas6859
      @notlucas6859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@itzhyp3r644 Fun fact
      2 years later
      no one asked

  • @madlad8521
    @madlad8521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Once I at racon poop
    But later i found out they were chocolate balls

  • @mysterymysterious8858
    @mysterymysterious8858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Me before watching this video: "My eye is a little red, must be pink eye."
    Me after watching this video: "MY eYe iS a LiTTLe ReD i HaVe eBoLa."

  • @ScotchTee
    @ScotchTee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "This disease could be developing at any moment"
    me: *insert constant fear*

  • @aaerkxaiedrschtaufenbachaa3862
    @aaerkxaiedrschtaufenbachaa3862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    The very top should have been ligma

  • @stelianvisu
    @stelianvisu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    *AIDS has joined the chat*
    *Immune system has left the chat*

    • @bettertelevision968
      @bettertelevision968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Corona viruss joined the chat

    • @getrektboy
      @getrektboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disenfectant has joined the chat

    • @emilisusas1254
      @emilisusas1254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *immune system joined the chat*

    • @stelianvisu
      @stelianvisu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emilisusas1254 *coronavirus has joined the chat*

    • @peanutbrain4187
      @peanutbrain4187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *soap had joined the chat*

  • @GDJolem
    @GDJolem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Before i watch this video: hmmm interesting...
    After: Now i wont let anyone touch me or i will get a virus

  • @hobo_man7614
    @hobo_man7614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s hard to not but also to watch these videos, makes you be super careful doing anything even though the chances of getting most of these diseases are pretty low depending on where you live but still can’t get it out of your head.

    • @velasquezbrothers
      @velasquezbrothers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am so scared of Naegleria Floweri so MUCH I run away from contaminated water like wildfire

  • @redcharget5894
    @redcharget5894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    First dude to get the most fatal disease must be like:
    o-o -_- x-x

  • @sr.6001
    @sr.6001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Number 1: *Mr. Slav's jokes at the end of his videos*

    • @parkerasel8129
      @parkerasel8129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saphrexun for some reason he didn’t have one

  • @tdf2668
    @tdf2668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    In a Argument with a Anti-VAX
    Anti-VAX: wHY dID yOU gET vACcINaTTED1!
    Me: * Shows them this video *
    *Anti-Vax* *Has* *Left* *The* *Chat*

    • @gabijota11
      @gabijota11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dominik yehaw are you ok boomer

  • @GodsRemote
    @GodsRemote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    When I see the amount of heat needed to kill the bacteria: *Continues to take a shower 2x the heat of the biggest nuke in history*

  • @billynguyen2052
    @billynguyen2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The whole entire video: *Coffin music starts playing*

    • @st4rdyy
      @st4rdyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ;_;

  • @gabennewell6851
    @gabennewell6851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks mate, now I will never take a shower again.

  • @dashieprodx
    @dashieprodx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The Black Death: *exists*
    Me: You won, and yet you still failed. Classic.

    • @dashieprodx
      @dashieprodx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black Death, you failed 3 times, but this is 2020. Fourth times the charm mate!

    • @idontknowwhoiam468
      @idontknowwhoiam468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Franklin D. Roosevelt wait a minute,I thoug-hol’up

    • @idontknowwhoiam468
      @idontknowwhoiam468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Franklin D. Roosevelt wO dUdE tHaT So E B I C

    • @idontknowwhoiam468
      @idontknowwhoiam468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Franklin D. Roosevelt uhhh...sir we have over 2.5 M people been infected in USA probably from them “covidiots”

    • @idontknowwhoiam468
      @idontknowwhoiam468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Franklin D. Roosevelt sir we have over 2.6 million people infected and we guest it’s from all of them Karens and “covidiots”

  • @cyph009
    @cyph009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    9:10 The fox’s head went like:
    ⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️⬅️⬆️➡️◀️🔼🔽▶️

    • @lilmiscarriage
      @lilmiscarriage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cheat code

    • @alensday2974
      @alensday2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Morse code

    • @theperson2630
      @theperson2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me trying to communicate with partner in pubg be like :9:10

    • @ctoooc
      @ctoooc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's having a seizure.

    • @theperson2630
      @theperson2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ctoooc lol

  • @FrizzBeeMans
    @FrizzBeeMans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I accidentally call my virus' name Fortnite in plague.inc
    *Dont kill me pls*

    • @jerry6187
      @jerry6187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Carefuly, hes a hero

    • @direi1128
      @direi1128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@danawiharyana5003 butthurt 12 year old fortnite fan

    • @danawiharyana5003
      @danawiharyana5003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@patata9502 i will you cant stop me >:)

    • @patata9502
      @patata9502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danawiharyana5003 idc u dont where he lives 》:}

    • @fellioui249
      @fellioui249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patata9502 but remember you will go to hell if you kill someone for that reason, rekt >:D

  • @justintyme4690
    @justintyme4690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I respect you very much for not putting jokes in these types of videos. God bless you.