*Ghast Mom* "Son, I believe it's important to tell you this. When we go hunting" *Ghastly Jr* "I know! Don't get close to the stick people on the ground and hovering still!" *Ghastly Mom* "That too, but.....just in case. Sometimes, among the stick creature's....is one that can fly." *Ghastly jr* "!!!!! ......but, how? I never seen one fly." *Ghastly Mom* "...I don't know... it just can, but remember. Never fight it. Hide or run if you can. Promise?" *Ghastly Jr* "...I promise."
@JOHN CHAN *_1. TECHNOBLADE WOULD NOT GO TO H*LL._* *_2. AND IF HE DID THEN HE WILL LAST MUCH LONGER THAN YOU BECAUSE (A) YOU WOULD BE A COUPLE OF CIRCLES DEEPER IN H+LL AND (B) THE 1.16 UPDATE ALLOWED THE NETHER TO BE A LIVABLE SPACE WITH WOOD AND IRON AND FUEL SOURCES._* *_3. YOUR CONTENT IS ABSOLUTE SH+T AND YOU WILL NEVER GET POPULAR, SO GO GET A LIFE._*
@@GwenThePeN you can buy booster cookies for $2.50 and they sell for 700k on bazaar, you can use them to get bits which give you more items you can sell for like 500k each on ah
2:25 “do you guys ever think skyblock is just an elaborate joke by the admins to see what ridiculous thing they can convince people to do for marginally better stats” Oh, how true that ended up being. Edit: Referring to Potato War
i'm in awe at how he KNOWS all of this like... he played for HOURS not only to get all this good stuff but to Learn How to get What. he's so silly i love him
Techno: "For the low price of 600k sugar cane, you can walk the same speed everyone else does by pressing the spacebar" Also techno: gets speedster armor
@@Seth-lr1ll what is garbage about it? It gives good intelligence, great health, decent defence, tanks 4 hits and don't forget the ability from creeper pants and spider boots. Also you take 25% less ani deal 25%more damage.
He didnt do it for more views. He said that the guy who made the potato war 3 thumbnail stole his art from someone else, so techno changed it. The same guy probably made the thumbnail for this. And techno didnt want to give him credit if he stole it
Ghast: Oh? You're Approaching Me? Instead of pulling out your bow, youre coming straight to me? Techno: I cant kill you with my cleaver without getting closer.
Technoblade: *wins MC Monday twice in a row Also Technoblade: *uploads himself uselessly flying in skyblock *creates cult who jumps to their death off a mountain *kills ghasts with a sword and falls to his death Seems ‘bout right...
Idea for the admins: Have a special island located up in the sky that gives out speed talismans for staying in the air for as long as possible. The different trials will have smaller areas, or will be filled with enemies, or something like that. I don't know why I felt like putting it in a Technoblade comment section would make it reality, but it seems validating to show the three people looking back at the comments to see that I came up with this.
Amazing Muffin Little do u know he actually did not die but s life for a life Techno being a higher life form killed everything around him the second he hit the ground with out taking any damage
I like to believe he also got a famous youtube channel in heaven. "the heaven skyblock experience" "god tries to troll me but i troll him" "Avenging Jesus [HEAVEN SMP]"
Techno: *Pays 200k for a sharp 6* "It's very possible I over payed for this." People now: ASDJHAGHFAWF GOTTA BID 18 MILLION ON A FLOWER MINION, CMON, CMON
you are granted a brain enchant and a temporary intelligence buff whenever you watch a techno video. the problem is that that videos are so rare, and when you watch old ones you don’t get as much enchants or buffs.
When you don’t play Hipixel and have no idea what techno is talking about, but still find it very entertaining Edit: bruh everyone is being a grammar nazi about how I spelled hypixel. I am so sorry that I have spelled something incorrectly that I don’t know anything about
Imagine being one of the ghasts and seeing a flying pig coming at you 20 blocks per second
Lol
*Ghast Mom* "Son, I believe it's important to tell you this. When we go hunting"
*Ghastly Jr* "I know! Don't get close to the stick people on the ground and hovering still!"
*Ghastly Mom* "That too, but.....just in case. Sometimes, among the stick creature's....is one that can fly."
*Ghastly jr* "!!!!! ......but, how? I never seen one fly."
*Ghastly Mom* "...I don't know... it just can, but remember. Never fight it. Hide or run if you can. Promise?"
*Ghastly Jr* "...I promise."
My heart :
Resting : *normal*
Exercising : *somewhat shaking*
Seeing techno flying towards me : *S T R E S S 3 0 0 0*
@@Corteslatinodude *years later*
*Ghastly Jr.* *sees technoblade*
Oh noes
@@paiberz573 Ghastly Jr. "I'm in danger."
"Imagine trying to enjoy skyblock"
-This post was made by the admins
If only
I laughed way to hard at this
Unrelated 9:34
Get DUNCKED onn
That applies even more because of the new hub
true
“Can you fly?”
“‘Yes”
“What did it cost?”
“Being able to touch the ground”
SanguiSamurai amazing that this is the first reply
Same here. Another good reply is
“MY FOOT!”
That is weirdly poetic
Perfectly balanced as all things should be honestly
Could you double jump before touching the ground and cancel fall damage?
Some random person: "when pigs fly"
Technoblade: "and I took that personally"
yes
Person: "HA! when pigs fly!"
Me: um right now.
He flew. He flew.
@JOHN CHAN *_1. TECHNOBLADE WOULD NOT GO TO H*LL._*
*_2. AND IF HE DID THEN HE WILL LAST MUCH LONGER THAN YOU BECAUSE (A) YOU WOULD BE A COUPLE OF CIRCLES DEEPER IN H+LL AND (B) THE 1.16 UPDATE ALLOWED THE NETHER TO BE A LIVABLE SPACE WITH WOOD AND IRON AND FUEL SOURCES._*
*_3. YOUR CONTENT IS ABSOLUTE SH+T AND YOU WILL NEVER GET POPULAR, SO GO GET A LIFE._*
@JOHN CHAN bruhhhhh
6:57
The infamous suicide cult of technoblade jumping to their deaths after attempting to imitate their pig+ leader
BLOOD FOR THW BLOOD GOD!
@@nikvas_ BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Jumping off wasn't worth 800k coins
@@nikvas_ NERDS FOR THE NERD GOD!
Don’t wear the purple cool boots
Techno: “I must go now, my people need me.”
That one guy in the chat: “We are your people.”
Pretty much
Haha relatable reddit moment big chungus.
6:53
Yea
666 likes
That time when Technoblade
unintentionally caused a mass ritual suicide
Oops
whoops
just Tuesday.
Yeah just Techno things
Bruh
6:56 If someone jumped off a cliff would you follow too?
Everyone in the lobby: *YES*
E
Y E S
I approve of thus message
Bow Down To The Great Technoblade The Literal “When pigs fly” Achievement And King Of The Sky
Lul true
TechnoBlade has made the achievement “When Pigs Fly”
Predicted from minecraft
@@ianboyer2224 its the top comment now
ong yes
I like how sharpness 6 goes for like 10 mil now and ppl was yelling at that guy for spending 420k. He was just smart and did an investment
Well now that skyblock is p2w itll be even higher! :D
@@LotusEli wait it is, how so. I don’t really keep up with skyblock updates
@@GwenThePeN you can buy booster cookies for $2.50 and they sell for 700k on bazaar, you can use them to get bits which give you more items you can sell for like 500k each on ah
@@LotusEli ok boomer
@@mistake9057 you cant max fame without paying money
Timedeo: *sells ember rod for 100k*
Technoblade: *sells raw porkchop for 100k*
stonks
Technoblade: **screams in genius**
Phantom Vakez yes ik the diffrence is technoblades was actually a good deal
Then dan sells his in game bath water for 15mil
lol
The greatest storyteller of the Minecraft community.
Enter halo Communi🤦♂🤦♂ty
@@jeremy_brent bro he didn’t say “of all time”, he specified of the *Minecraft* community
@@jeremy_brent lol bro can't read 💀💀💀
Fit mc
@@darkree6454i like his videos, but I think it’s a little slow-paced.
2:25 “do you guys ever think skyblock is just an elaborate joke by the admins to see what ridiculous thing they can convince people to do for marginally better stats”
Oh, how true that ended up being.
Edit: Referring to Potato War
I don't skyblock what did the admins do
Wait did something happen ?
Context
Oh , it's just me at 3 am
Or in shower
Techno: "Its very possible I overpaid for this"
Skyblock players 10 months later: *paying 12mil for literally any book in the dark ah*
Ian1872
I went into one, saw a sharp 6 book.. and they paid 17 mil for it. Still got the flower minion I wanted for a overpay or 9 mil
Inflation control please
HOLY
I NEVER EXPECTED YOU HERE LMFAOOOO
Sharp 6? Wait i thought the max in vanilla was 5?
K287
SkyBlock has custom enchantments.
Then: "when pigs fly"
Now: "when pigs lead a resistence"
Oh yea i forgot about dante
And now every1 can have a flying pif
when pigs take over government- oh
That happens, the term is when techno dies
Now: when pigs destroy a whole city
Remember when 250k was a lot? Now everyone has billions and auctions are pointless
Probably his influence. This guy can crash markets by accident
Achievement unlocked:
When pigs fly
This should legit be a achievement. Stay up in the air for 20 seconds or so
@@joeybarela363 it IS an actual achievement when you ride a pig and drop from a great height, killing the pig
@@Sayan_over u
@@UziDey me
@@Sayan_over left
I asked my friend for $20, he replied with “when pigs can fly” So I linked him this video.
instant karma for him
The Royal Gamer you know it 😎
Did he give you the money?
@@_lostglory yeah thats what i want to know
Sully: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
"did you reach max speed?"
"yes."
"and what did it cost?"
"my social life."
you cant lose what you never had
@@andrewholodryzuk4024 but you can go into debt
Hornyman9000 lmao
Technoblade does not know what social life means, so it's ok
What social life
i'm in awe at how he KNOWS all of this like... he played for HOURS not only to get all this good stuff but to Learn How to get What. he's so silly i love him
u love his grave
@@Skizee1 man don’t break the news to this poor lad like that, but it is true uh- technoblade is not here anymore
@@kiddosneakybeaky3934 I’m sure op knows already they’re just leaving a nice comment prob
@@kiddosneakybeaky3934 q%%aqaaaqaqqqaaaa
@@Skizee1 ffffrttt
Moms: Would you jump off a cliff if your friend did?
Those people who followed technoblade: Yes
Even Better
Would you jump off a cliff if *A complete stranger on the internet you've never met* did?
Would you jump off a cliff if a pig did?
@@unrelatedK when pigs fly mate
@@someotherworldlybeing3167 oh no
do it for the vine
Everyone: practising all week for Minecraft Monday.
Technolade: flys around in skyblock and still wins easily
@OverPowered that wasn't the point of the comment + if you don't like techno being decent at the game then settle it in a 1v1
Spoiler alert man wth
@XAndroid1 If it were solo's Techno would have 100% chance to win sadly there are teams:/
@@momosrighthorn the updated combat a long time ago for a reason
Jaxon St. Anne are you five because I don't know anyone above the age of 8 that doesn't know how to spell that badly?
“People might actually start enjoying the game.”
And I died.
You died.
Respawn
Quit game
@@chaoticclonestudios Quit
@@KaijuPunch no
@@chaoticclonestudios alt f4
if you died how would you write this comment
Technoblade: Survives on 1 hp
Also him: Not even close
Half of the comments: when pigs fly
The other half: techno changed the thumbnail again
few months back it was all about "midas sword is always gonna be bad: statements that aged poorly"
1%People:- *Commenting like this Comment!
pretty much
@@alicerivers2363 it still is even a livid dagger is better
When pigs can fly
Here’s to the “my one chance for a screeny” guy
We have the same last name! I've never seen someone with the same last name as me before lol
@@minecraftparkour2032 no
@@theghost8576 ok
@@theghost8576 i dont get it
stuff I guess good
I can’t believe Techno changed his thumbnail again for them youtube recommendations
well I got the excuse of rewatching it because of that reason.
Omg when I saw the thumbnail I thought something was off also
That's what I thought happened
I’ve seen the original thumbnail so much and yet I can’t remember it
@@jolynecujoh2694 it was the same except at night
legends say he's still flying in our hearts...
Truth says this is true
he is. at least in mine.
"Admins Techno did something."
"Oh god not again."
lol
"guys, we have a code pig again"
"PORK CHOP!!!!"
Technoblade is dr bright but in skyblock
@@samuelbodea florida man but in skyblock
*changes thumbnail* extra million views
hmmmmm
since you are verified I will pretend to know who you are
HEYYYY IM SUBBED
Hi Dan
yes
No matter how much he breaks the game, the admins are 4 parallel universes ahead of him
I cant ruin the 69 likes
@@whathappened5797 guess what
@@tobbienoe-chan3747 rip 69 likes
look what they need to mimic a fraction of his power
@@tobbienoe-chan3747 now there's 169 likes
6:34 this hits different now
rest in peace king
Kingdom of Heaen is still a government after all.
Techno: this music is so bad
*Jschlatt liked that*
BROTHER
@@jjjoshiii6659 we're everywhere
EW the j is capitalized
oh yeah, nice pfp my amigo
Techno: "For the low price of 600k sugar cane, you can walk the same speed everyone else does by pressing the spacebar"
Also techno: gets speedster armor
ImFlow 3 of the 4 pieces too
Why did he say that monster hunter is garbage though?
@@mikinovak7019 Because it is
@@Seth-lr1ll what is garbage about it? It gives good intelligence, great health, decent defence, tanks 4 hits and don't forget the ability from creeper pants and spider boots. Also you take 25% less ani deal 25%more damage.
I think he bought it from the auction
POV: you witnessed techno change the thumbnail for more views
I prefer the old tumbnail to be honest I don’t like change ok
What was the previous thumbnail?
He didnt do it for more views. He said that the guy who made the potato war 3 thumbnail stole his art from someone else, so techno changed it. The same guy probably made the thumbnail for this. And techno didnt want to give him credit if he stole it
Yes
Yes
It's so weird and nostalgic to see older mechanics in Hypixel Skyblock.
Techno: Flexes on people that he can fly*
Suicide Rate: *Goes to 110%*
You killed me XD
@@matanaflalo5288 What killed me is myself after techno flexed on me
Lmao
Lol
good thing this isnt the “weird comment memes that arent funny but still gets billions of likes” comments
Quite literally flying high o7, technoblade never dies. He lives on in our memories
True, fly high🕊️🙏
He's going to fly to God and make him hesitate. Rest in peace Alex.
o7
o7
o7
Surely this is enough to prove that Technoblade is a literal divine pig living amongst the human society.
Or should we say...
*Ladies And Gentlemen... WE GOT 'EM*
Your everywhere wth
says the FBI itself.
So all the people who made bets saying they'd do something "When pigs fly" better start paying up ;)
Techno isnt a pig, hes a god
dude seeing a ender artifact go for 500k is insane when its like 300m now
Ghast: Oh? You're Approaching Me? Instead of pulling out your bow, youre coming straight to me?
Techno: I cant kill you with my cleaver without getting closer.
W A S T H A T A M O T H E R F U C K I N G J O J O R E F E R E N C E
YES! I AM!
OperationSauce M U D A
I Iz O R A
Ghast: are you really going to sword me?
Yes yes yes, oh my god.
EVERY "...WHEN PIG FLIES" COMMENT THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE INVALID BY THIS VIDEO.
true
xD
Not actually, he flied once before you newbies
Does that include yours too?
Technoblade: *wins MC Monday twice in a row
Also Technoblade:
*uploads himself uselessly flying in skyblock
*creates cult who jumps to their death off a mountain
*kills ghasts with a sword and falls to his death
Seems ‘bout right...
Technoblade: Imagine using a bow to kill ghasts
The Minecraft community: Am I a joke to you?
Technoblade: Well yes, but actually yes.
2019 techno
What a legend
comment sedtion: overusing meme formats
also comment section: misusing meme formats
o wait
Nobody:
I don't think this meme format is overused
Just hear is voice make me cry...
In our heart, Technoblade never dies.
Rest In Peace Techno.
Idea for the admins: Have a special island located up in the sky that gives out speed talismans for staying in the air for as long as possible. The different trials will have smaller areas, or will be filled with enemies, or something like that. I don't know why I felt like putting it in a Technoblade comment section would make it reality, but it seems validating to show the three people looking back at the comments to see that I came up with this.
This will never happen.
Boom validation destroyed
@@averageinternettroll Nobody is impressed with you putting down my ideas.
Boom validation destroyed (x2 Combo)
@@elijahsusername OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
Good idea, but almost definelty won’t happen
nice
"Hardened diamond"
"Hardened diamond"
"Hardened diamond"
"Hardened diamond"
"okay everyone here is broke"
Me: laughs in broke
*sad lapis armor noises*
Scoffs in 3/4 strong Tara
Jumbled MegaDerp kind of smirks in young set
sad normal armor noises
Patrick ? smirks in full sup and epic dragon pet
To everybody who has ever said “When pigs fly”, you made a promise
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS-
Good thing where i live they say "when cows cough"
FBI open up
@@JocaPlays87 *coughs in cow*
@@potatowithinternetaccess8594 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Deuse Juice what?
Its crazy seeing techno saying hes overpaying for an ender artifact aat 500k when now its goes for like 420mil lmao
Rest In Peace Techno, in a much better place now than a Skyblock lobby
True, true.
He deserves it
Is there such a place that’s better
@@spoon794 let’s hope but better then a skyblock lobby is a bit of a stretch
WAAAAA
My mom: "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you?"
Skyblock players: *Hold my beer*
Lol
Everyone’s mom
I was the 666 like
@@jamminhead And I was the 667 like
@@qsuehi i was the 669th like
“Why would you spend 420K in a Sharpness 6 book”
Cries in 7 million per book
Lol i agree
12mil a book now
Ahhhhhh
Its just 3def
Inflation control please
Techno would have cried tears of joy learning about the racing helmet item.
One day he'll change the thumbnail on "proof I don't auto-click" and get 100 million views
That's the day the world ends. No one should have that much power
It might get 100 mill views on its own lmao
True
I ruined the 666 likes
Yep
flying in skyblock
hypixel: its illeg-
technoblade: *OUTRUNS BAN*
outflies ban*
Amazing Muffin
Little do u know he actually did not die but s life for a life
Techno being a higher life form killed everything around him the second he hit the ground with out taking any damage
Wait... That's illegal.
@@seancasey6472 pay attention to his coins during the vid they cut in half a lot meaning he dies
Amazing Muffin actually he could’ve jumped servers right before he died soooo
“The speed cap”
Hypixel: yeah will increase when pigs fly!
Technoblade: hold my beer
We*
It*
Chiped - Rex “hold my social life”
@@SpudRusset you can't lose what you never had
@@paiberz573 That's not necessary lol
The techno was more than a TH-camr a inspiration
1:48 simps trying to get Pokimane to read their 10000 dollar donarion
LMAO
LMAO TRUEEEEE
True do XD
Omg yes
true
Apparently having 4x speed and flying is not difficult for technoblade
But uploading weekly is a struggle.
couldn't agree more lmao
I upload almost daily O:)
@@NotGiovanni Maybe so but your latest video is about thing techno covered with passion
he is uploading weekly tho?? If we count the mc monday thing
@@sillylilly719 1000 IQ play right here
Techonoblade, pig of flight, king of the skies, destroyer of ghasts, conquerer of admins
Gotta love how you spelled ~Technoblade~
@@algebrascout3949 sorry my slaves typed that
Sounds like a Sabaton song
Mr. Mister He’s flying higher
The King of the skies
He’s flying too fast
And he’s flying too high
Techonoblade is Technoblade's anime name
When all those players followed him up the mountain, it was like a biblical epic. Rest in peace, king of Skyblock.
He protect
He atacc
But Most Importantly
He flies without hacc
no hacc
he flies without crack*
mmmmm yes
xnGwmes TM ya never know
xnGwmes TM *cracc
Technoblade: * Shows cool thing in Skyblock which is really fun *
Hypixel: It's time to nerf, so skyblock is more normal.
correction: more boring
@@CookieClicker3 correction: no correction needed
Elijaha White Crocco no it was needed you dingus.
@@balancemaster55 Toxic
"I'm probably over paying for this ender artifact" now 5mill for one
now 10 mil, and 9 mil for sharp 6 and 1.5 mil for prot 6 LOL
@@snf8151 na like 4mil for prot 6
@@rtrrr3243 ye I was wrong lol
Snf just get it now, who knows if its 50 mil for one in the future? and well look back and say, damn, a couple mil for one was cheap dude.
And now it's twenty mil
I watch these old videos in my free time and it brings a tear to my eye. Fly high Techno 🕊
Hello
"midas sword is always going to be bad though"
midas sword: *im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move*
@Blazetharkidrs Midas is arguably the best weapon as of right now. If you spend 50m it does a lot of damage
Thirfty he made a pigmen sword do more damage
The only 2 weapons better than a 50mil midas is aotd with legendary ender dragon pet and 1bil emerald blade.
@@xlosure2081 Not true lmao
@@CinnamonOwO It's true
Technoblade: Flying in Skyblock
Sidebar Objective: *collect farming resources*
When will the comment section stop being “when pigs fly“ comments?
Answer: When pigs fly
So, a year ago?
@Ashwin Haripurkar shut up you obnoxious creature
@@TheDestroyerG7X ikr
Right now because techno changed the thumbnail 😂
True answer: when he changes the thumbnail and everyone comes back
It's been 5 years... I don't like getting old while he stays young.
Then: “when pigs fly...”
Now: (news headline) pig accidentally caused mass suicide in block game
But was it really an accident tho
@@swizzycheezy119 accidentally on purpose
@@IvoryMonsterXD no no no more like I meant to do that not accidentally on purpose :D
i have mastered the DIE
-Sun Tzu - The Art of DIE
Techno: Please.. just give me wise... my coinss..
Me: *laughs in Terraria Goblin*
Yeah that's about right. As someone who has sunk around 2k hours into terraria I can confirm.
The reforge villager 8s more 9f a scsmm than the tinkerer
@@quinn3109 Please speak English.
s p e nd s 3 platnium on gooD enCHANTs
gEtS bEttER SWoRd in 15 minUTeS
@@bluediamond7966 translated to English: The reforge villager is more of a scam.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
Hypixel will never take his rank bacc
Dude when you said he got pig rank bacc. He never lost it
And you don’t have 10k subs
@@rps8730 r/ wooooooooooooosh
@@tofu5086 R/wosh
@@raggy5328 r/woosh
I miss you every day, I always come rewatch your videos to cheer myself up
technoblade: sells a porkchop for hundreds of thousands
me:
ok i don't know what to say here i bought the porkchop
Isn’t that cannibalism
Golden Freddy techno didn't eat it so it's capitalism not cannibalism
R U Sirius Oh thx
U didn't buy it
@@FishwicksREAL he did i was there and lost the bet i didn't have that much
I've watched your skyblock series like 9 times. You need to keep making these. They are so funny and cool at the same time
Same
yes
Yes
WARP SPEED LATER IDIOTS
The part of this video that hurts me the most is that he was able to get an Ender Artifact for 510k
They cost over 20m today
40mil rn
@@ravenplayz2447 80m now
@@quekst6165 what I haven’t been playin sb for a while now lol
bro he could have dyed some random sets green and made trillions
I wish that was the most painful part of the bid
God: *Sends Techno to hell*
Techno: *flies out of hell*
God: *runs away to avoid getting stabbed in the face*
Techno: *stabs God in the face*
accurate
Technoblade back with his weekly uploads to keep his Pig+ rank....
WHAT A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!
No techoblade is uploading every 3 days so that even better
The upload schedule has been fixed
Just wait for summer vacation to be over
I know but still
It's only like this since its summer vacation but once school starts he probably won't upload like this
“The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness”
-Sun Tzu, The art of skyblock
"This is great 👍"
-Sun Tzu, The art of commenting
"borgr 🧀"
-Sun Tzu, The art of dumbass
im rlly late
-sun tzu,the art of late
"ratio+techNO+L+dontcare"
~Sun Tzu, The art of keyboard warriors
Techno: being smart about items and stuff
Me having no idea what he’s on about: I like ur funny words magic man
Relatable af
@@avnishshrivastava2272 start playing skyBlock then
669 likes
Relatable
@@ekkeu6204 ah yes
Spend vast amounts of money on a pc just to play Minecraft Hypixel Skyblock
When they say pigs dont fly💀
TimeDeo: Did you do it?
Techno: Yes..
TimeDeo: What did it cost?
Techno Magma Boots
I'm guessing (hoping) there was a platform out of sight that the boots fell on to.
Foreshadowing
JUMPS TO THE VOID WITH MAX COINS
Techno isn’t dead, he’s simply flying to heaven. Rest In Peace.
He is going to fight the gods cause he got bored with simple humans.
hopefully his mana doesnt run out
I like to believe he also got a famous youtube channel in heaven.
"the heaven skyblock experience"
"god tries to troll me but i troll him"
"Avenging Jesus [HEAVEN SMP]"
He ascended to Heaven and launching a War against God
quick question, can you still fly like this in skyblock, or have they considered it a bug and patched it?
Techno: *Pays 200k for a sharp 6*
"It's very possible I over payed for this."
People now: ASDJHAGHFAWF GOTTA BID 18 MILLION ON A FLOWER MINION, CMON, CMON
Ikr
ans the relic too. he just made more than 90m right then.
@@goldensamurai2841 i mean, he could have dyed a couple of lapis sets green and made hundreds of billions of coins XD
i bought a flower minion for 7mil and sold it for 44
Is anyone being recommended this video after 5 years? lol
Me
Me
Yeah
'the problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness" -sonic probably
Lmao "probably"
Techno just so u don’t die from age the dark auction guy appears at the 55th min of every hour like:12:55 and so on
That wont change the whole dying from age thing xD
"Fortnite might have a ninja, but we have a pig." -Simon 2k19
(A flying pig)
Where did he say that? Thats great lmfao
fortnite bad ok likes go here
👇
Bill Berger
He said that on twitter lmao
A pig with hot elbows
i wish 510k was still overpaying for ender artifact
Somebody: Technoblade just teamed with DanTDM
Me: Yea sure, when pigs fly.
-_-
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
so its happening?
@@eatrocks6704 it already did in the month the comment was posted. So yeah bruh moment
@@ero.n that was a joke -_-
Theres now dragon armor with high intelligence and lowers mana usage by 50% for everything.
Technoblade: *im flying speed man*
But is it made out of enchanted orphans
@HooDaVie oh oh bad news
Admins killed this set bonus too
@@french_bread_gud7046 AJJAJA DUNGEONS REFORGES ND GODLY IS DEAD
I love how, after Deo jumps into the void, their money goes from 47K to 700.
that is only technos personal purse so he probably just deposited it
@@grqfes oooh, that makes sense
While flying to heaven techno had no wings, he had spider boots with ultimate wise 5 and a grappling hook AND 99999999999999999 mana
dude is it just me or do you guys get 200 times smarter when listening to techno talk
I watch and listen to his streams when I'm studying because it relaxes me.
I got 200 times dumber when I listen to dream or anyone else on the dream team
ur almost at 99 likes
@@debraa2178 I'm the 99th
you are granted a brain enchant and a temporary intelligence buff whenever you watch a techno video.
the problem is that that videos are so rare, and when you watch old ones you don’t get as much enchants or buffs.
When you don’t play Hipixel and have no idea what techno is talking about, but still find it very entertaining
Edit: bruh everyone is being a grammar nazi about how I spelled hypixel. I am so sorry that I have spelled something incorrectly that I don’t know anything about
Bro he explains everything all documentary style what are you on about
CooI Guy I just find it confusing bc there’s so many things in the game and I’m just used to regular survival Minecraft lmao
I agree
Why don’t you play
NotxarbYT I play on Xbox and don’t have a pc. I would play if I did though
“Aaaaaaaannnndddd it’s the Midas sword again aaaaaaannnnndddd one cares about you your useless.” -technoblade a few months ago or something
Some random dude: that's when pigs fly
Technblade: here ya go
The ghast: Haha I’m flying away u can’t get me
Techno: flys to them
Ghast: oh no
*HHHHHHHHHHHH UNO REVERSE CARD HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
-Sun Tzu, The art of war
POV: You’re back after the thumbnail changed
Facts
Yes
@@thesunster0095 Yes
Yes
Hi
“No one likes the Midas sword”
Few months later: *literally everywhere in the auction house
everyone ran out of things to spend for so midas sword is the true endgame
a billion potato.
That's cuz summoning eyes dien't exist so really there was no easy way to get money fast. The game was way less inflated.
Midas the best rn
@@helper_bot true
those were the simpler days......where did we go wrong skyblock