Even when he gives away money it’s all rigged so you have to have a cool name or skin and if you don’t your insta killed because they don’t like your name or skin
"These orphans are getting destroyed!" "This is the 2nd worst thing that has happened to these orphans in their lives." "I'm so good at hitting small animals!"
This was the story of a skilled warlord and tactician forcing a rivalling warlord into surrender through said warlord being forced to train for another 700 years if they ever wanted a chance at defeating Technoblade The Cruel.
But we will. We're hearing him right now! He left us this! His channel! His Legacy! For us to remember him! R.I.P to Alex, but the Spirit of Technoblade lives on!
Technoblade: "Uploads once a month" Skeppy: "Posts almost everyday" Skeppy: *passes technoblade in subs* *Technoblade.EXE has stopped.* *True meaning of quality>quantity. Technoblade passed skeppy without uploading lol*
@@alteredgoose4228 the joke is that techno gets surprised that skeppy surpassed him in subs even though techno never uploads so it was obvious that skeppy would surpass him you're welcome
i was having a rlly shitty day today. i couldnt think of anything to do, play or watch to make me feel better other than his old vids. I couldnt stop smiling the whole way through. thank you again techno.
2018: *The second worst thing that happened to those orphans* 2020: *The second best thing that happend to those orphans* (Credits to the person commented the comment from MCU)
It's been nearly 4 1/2 years since this video uploaded. 10 months since he left this world. And yet people are still leaving comments getting hundreds and thousands of likes. He truly was something else. The world lost a legend in June of 2022. Techno Never Dies.
Legends and heroes do not die when they pass away, but die when they are forgotten Techno was a legend and hero... May his fight with God be awesome...
This is one of the only moments skeppy and tehno interact and skeppy doesnt once say he hates techno. They actually joke with each other like they're super close. It's beautiful.
@@diorsse i know they do collabs but every time it sounds like theyre not friends, i dont know if theyre joking or smthing but it always sounds like neither of them are really enjoying it
Sadness is knowing that even if Skeppy trained for another 100 years, he’ll never get that rematch :(( Maybe they’ll meat again in heaven, miss you techno
13:02 Techno: "here we see Skeppy is a victim of the sunk cost fallacy" Skeppy: "You're a sunk cost" I'd say that was the closest thing he'd done to real damage up to this point XD
@@DecayingEkzykesFan oh wow, I didn't know that, you know ever since I lost my will to joke, I totally forgot, it's not like I spend all my time looking at memes on Reddit, it's not like my comment is just a quote that I wanted to put to show that he is nice. "Take that orphans" could take 2 ways, bullying or giving them something
This video has the 3 iconic Techno catchphrases "Sometimes it's tough being the best" "If you wish to defeat me, train for another 500 years" *And lastly* "These Orphans are getting Destroyed" " *This is the second worst thing to have happened to those orphans* "
Has anyone noticed how, when faced with Techno in combat, TommyInnit and Skeppy have the same response? They begin arrogant and cocky, then it very quickly turns to "Stop, stop stop stopstopstopstop, please" and "time out, time out, time out!". Theory: They are halves of a greater whole. But even as a whole, Technoblade would be too much.
*cough the dragon prince *cough *cough Except your Netflix subscription runs out when you’re watching it and you don’t want to buy a new and eventually grow out of touch with it *cough
@@wither6733 I don't know if this is supposed to be a joke or what, but they are good at their own things techno is good at pvp while dream is good at other things
ok
no
Oui
You fake
Si
You tryna dethrone him from spot on number one but skeppy you lose so best think you haven't won.
This video was the highlight of my day
1v1 technoblade
1v1 me
rip skeppy
:)
14
In his videos, skeppy looked like a mastermind and a big troller. But in techno ones he just looks like a kid playing with his older brother
that's very wholesome actualy
That is so true though
So true 😭
fr bruh
Well that's mainly because of bbh lol
The pure bliss and joy of skeppy lasted 1 second until technoblade crushed it.
Quarter a second
Read this as it happened lol
Skeppy: gives away thousands of dollars to random kids
Also Skeppy: Doesn't give Techno 20 dollars
Skeppy 1-2 years ago did not have thousands to give away but still had $20
Even when he gives away money it’s all rigged so you have to have a cool name or skin and if you don’t your insta killed because they don’t like your name or skin
SimplyAn Aaradox you stupid
SimplyAn Aaradox that’s just dumb and stop spreading lies
SuperDestroyer what are you talking about
"These orphans are getting destroyed!"
"This is the 2nd worst thing that has happened to these orphans in their lives."
"I'm so good at hitting small animals!"
“This video is sponsored by PETA”
This video is sponsored by the spelling 👮♀️ HOW DARE YOU MISSPELL THEIR
@@ahanasshhssnnndhsdn9214 what me? I dededo not know what you're talking about officer.
The Great King Dedede the 1st worst thing in their lives is the death of their parents
he got demonetized three times, now not only doesnt receive from the video, he has to pay to youtube twice the amount he was going to receive
"This is the second worst thing to happen to those orphans" is the best Techno quote and you cannot change my mind.
“These orphans are getting destroyed”
@@alexjohnson9833 he did in MCU 😂
“Help deo I’m getting chased by a minority”
"I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate"
“We don’t have pants and we’re beating people with our meat.”
If you look at their sub count now, Techno has vastly surpassed Skeppy. 16m to 6m. Techno deserves it. Rest in power!
I'm starting to think he didn't die and instead went 300 years in the future to see if Skippy got better
Technoblade just went to the future to make orphan kids orphan@@thedootlord
he time traveled to kill more orphans (he's already killed all them currently)
@@thedootlord Nah he definitely died, It was the only way he could Challenge God to a 1 vs 1
It's now 17 million. TECHNO NEVER DIES!!!!!
Skeppy: "watch, and learn, noob"
Skeppy 1 second later: "stop it sTOp iT give ME a ChancE just SToP"
lol
BE WORSE, SKEEPY THAN TECHNOBLADE
note: they are frienfs.
Skdgdksgsndhkwwo1pqhdkfnfg
Shwjwfwidtxiy o hkujchfkdgkcucvogpduy?
where
Sounds like Skeppy to me.
"I was meant for punching small animals"
*Skyblock* *Intensifies*
Skyblock videos are sponsord by peta
Nine taled Fox The game Minecraft was sponsored by PETA the whole time
@@penguincubes3729 tome
Google's typo
I really like how Skeppy went into the 5 stages of grief
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance
Just like in every kitchen nightmares video
When did depression happen? I saw all the others
@@lamfan3591 when he was about to kill techno but then techno pearled
LMAO
How u feel now
Fun fact: According to technodad, this is where the orphan jokes began
Underrated comment
He’s the second worst thing to those orphans
What’s the first worst thing to those orphans?
Technoblade: Not all orphans were orphans
I’m the 3rd worst thing to orphans by giving them existential crisis
Everybody gangsta until technoblade joins
*g r i n c h s i m u l a t o r*
those orphans got owned
*take that orphans*
Jacopo Parenti what are they going to do anyway? Tell their parents? (I saw this on another comment to be mad at me plz)
Orphans suck at videogames
Isn't "grinch simulator" just "find the button", but good?
Techno is one of the few youtubers that it isn’t painful to watch their old vids
you
tubers
There aren't any new videos to watch instead.
@@Hydrastic-bz5qm Instead I watch his Minecraft Monday livestream..
Eem studiolore is his first channel
MrCrazyDuckyy that was autocorrect
Those orphans never stood a chance
gotem
LOL how did you donated him on YT
Danio! Did you try getting good
Jk you do the join button but the join button isn’t on the mobile app it’s only on the actual website
Danio! Oh it’s the kid that tene exposed
@@zacharyrusch312 idk I don't have it on my computer
This was the story of a skilled warlord and tactician forcing a rivalling warlord into surrender through said warlord being forced to train for another 700 years if they ever wanted a chance at defeating Technoblade The Cruel.
This should be a novel.
Skeppy: I have never lost on this map
Techno "in the most monotone voice ever": well first time for everything
I love how techno's humor is so dark but he rarely ever swears in like any of his videos
edit July 1st 2022: o7
everybody gangsta until he swears in his 2015 vids
@@atimes3 he sweater in Wilbur's lab rats video
Amalkrishnan Ajay *sweater*
Professionals have STANDARDS
Pyth0n its more of a guideline
technoblade: there ain't enough room for the two of us in this server
hypixel: *6633/35000*
Darth Zhenthus techno IS the server
imagine missing the joke this hard
lmfao
punch the bats
Darth Food now it’s 90k people
Techno put the outro music in the video description?! Man... Truly, this man was an amazing TH-camr.
14:48
Skeppy: Dude you’re so sad
Technoblade: that’s true but I don’t see how it’s relevant
The true sadness
-sun tzu the art of war
This is gonna be my go-to quote. "That's true but I don't see how that's relevant"
The Great Depression????
or...
THE BIG SAD????
@@willlippers7268 lol
These orphans are getting destroyed:techno
@@willlippers7268 when depression gets censored...
"What are they gonna do? *tell their parents?* "
lmao
Time stamp?
@@lordofsnapple1872 Pretty sure it's not in the video but comedic gold nonetheless
“If you’re bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Damn
POV: You came back here after Techno passed Skeppy.
AH HELL YA
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
youtube recommended this to me, so why would i not
It’s because skeppy only uploads weekly now and techno streams
Lol
Its hard knowing that we're listening to someone who we'll never hear anymore.
RIP, fly high techno.
But we will. We're hearing him right now! He left us this! His channel! His Legacy! For us to remember him! R.I.P to Alex, but the Spirit of Technoblade lives on!
Skeppy: come at me
Techno: takes one step
Skeppy: No WAIt DOnT COmE aT mE
Beatriz Maya how does this have 300 likes but have no comments
SteaLthzZz LuL wdym, it has two comments :)
The pig god is that scary
@Saige Hardcastle wdym it has 5 comments ☺
@@dannikim8861 wdym it has 6 comments
"I'm not saying that i'm gonna win this game, but.. I'm winning this game"
-Technoblade, 2018
Yes, he could have not won, but he was winning at the noment
no u type that wrong, he actually said, im not saying im winning this game but..... im winning this game
Skeppy: “you can’t just cyber bully me online like that”
Techno: “That’s what my teacher said and then I made it a career”
I was dying
focusless same lmao
Wasnt that from a different video? Xd
JakeTheSnake yesssir
Which one?
@@jackofalltrades8412 "How to Cyberbully Skeppy (Skywars Stream Highlights)"
Pov: u are watching all of the technoblade videos again and hopefully savor every single second of it
People in the year 3000: legend has it that skeppy is still training to this day
Yesh
Cactus Tree lol
And he still owes him the 20 dollars as well
Still dies*
Hahahhahahahhahahah😂😂😂😂😂 So true
6:17
"train for another 200 hundred"
-techno, an english major
200 hundred years = 20,000 years
@@BabaJeez Only then will you have a CHANCE against me
The thing is when he typed that it went in as “200 years” not “200 hundread years” which Idk how that happened
but he is an english minor, his major is party games 1
@@guyorgirl2895 it was cut
Technoblade: "Uploads once a month"
Skeppy: "Posts almost everyday"
Skeppy: *passes technoblade in subs*
*Technoblade.EXE has stopped.*
*True meaning of quality>quantity. Technoblade passed skeppy without uploading lol*
Wocky pways
fnaf isn't a bad game, now wocky pways is a terrible name lol
Altered Goose
fnaf is a good horror game, original concept, alright storyline, its not bad. the community however...
Nice stolen comment my man
@@knight1706 nice wrong comment.
@@alteredgoose4228 the joke is that techno gets surprised that skeppy surpassed him in subs even though techno never uploads so it was obvious that skeppy would surpass him you're welcome
2024 Christmas will not be the same without Technoblade stealing from orphans
“I’ve come to the conclusion, that I love and I hate you, and I can not change you so I must replace you ah- AHHHHH”
6:02
Easier said then done i guess
Listen to my heart
Instead of my head
I found another one
But I am the better one
Skeppy- “I see a present on a tree and I don’t know how to get to it...”
Technoblade- “Did you try getting good?”
*Skeppy has left the chat*
Hello
*user disconnected from your channel*
Take that orphan
I dont know anything about grinch sim but I’m pretty sure they can use snowballs...
@@coffeetree_ I’ve seen you 3 times today
"There ain't enough room for the *two* of us in this server boy!"
*shows 6000 players online*
One thing at a time
Ok
I 69 liked it and it kinda obvious delete comment
Lol
Yeah
This was the first Technoblade video that I ever watched. Revisiting it now cause of nostalgia, rest in peace Techno!
Some say that Technoblade to this day still hasn’t received his $20
I mean your right he hasnt
Skeppy-if you wish to get your money wait for another 600 years
He hasn’t
🙁
@@Luna-lq1jn if you wish to get your money wait for 700 years
Technoblade:Post once every month
Skeppy:Posts everyday
Skeppy:*Passes Technoblade on subscriber count*
Technoblade: *??????*
this is an OUTRAGE
surprised_pikachu.jpg
LMAOOOOOO Techno came back just to claim his crown 👑
The strong one doesn't win, the one that wins is strong
@@Technoblade the main point is that Skeppy makes crappy content and has more subscribers
no sense whatsoever
"Dude these orphans are getting destroyed"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
I don’t remember that chapter
@Gaming with Matt I just don’t see it, technoblade just mastered his teachings, sun tzu died long ago..
@@google4204 bruh
@@google4204 it's literally the first chapter
"strike where your enemy is weak"
Who else would've watched all 2 hours of Skeppy losing at Skywars laughing my head off
You mean all 1000 years of Skeppy training to try and beat technoblade
“Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed”
- technoblade
He was the only one with the courage to say it
ha lol ikr
69 likes
rip monetization
Are you bored
Destroy an orphan
What are they gonna tell? Their parents?
"This is the second worst thing that has happened to these orphans in their lives" killed me
Every single round is like:
Skeppy: I’ve got this round in the bag
*sees technoblade*
Skeppy: well wadayaknow it’s beg-for-mercy o’clock!
Interesting
I n t e r e s t i n g
*i* *n* *t* *e* *r* *e* *s* *t* *i* *n* *g*
i n t e r e s t i n g
*_I N T E R E S T I N G_*
Skeppy: please have mercy!
Techno: there is no mercy
The only true god is the Blood God, and I can assure you: he has no mercy! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
"You want forgiveness? Get religion."
BLOOD FOR THE BOOD GOD
@@DelusionalDunmer Isn't that a Tobey Maguire reference
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Legends say that skeppy is still training for 1000 years till this day.
Skeppy: “reaches 500k”
Techno: “and I took that personally”
Techno: reaches 5mil
@@naturalkind5591
Skeppy: *still on 4 mil*
Guys does anyone know what is the name of the song that skeepy played at 14:25
Goes anyone know?
@@Skeleton_warrior directed by Robert
I feel bad for Skeppy's sister who has to wait to be driven to the airport for a 1,000 years just so he could defeat Technoblade in Skywars.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Technoblade dead
@@aayaanfarooq9427 ga damn thanks for stating the obvious, not like its a secret, people who say this on wholesome comments are so annoying
@@aayaanfarooq9427 wow smartass 💀
:D
Skeppy: YES IVE DEFEATED HIM
Also Skeppy: *realizes he has been training for 1000 years*
Skeppy: ok
Dhnsou 1500 years not 1000
@10000 SubsWithoutVideos no its 1500
no its a few million years, techno has to train for 2 minutes to beat him again :P
Was that supposed to be funny
5
Now we’ve got 10.5 million more than skeppy. Keep fighting strong. Techno never dies.
Techno: alright, welcome to “punch the bats”
Skeppy: what are you meant to do?
Techno: what do you think
Skeppy logic: The floor here is not made of floor
Chinese Goomba yes i watched the video
i read that as "brats" probably because of the whole orphan destroying thing
@@Carbon_Crow LOLL PUNCH THE BRATS
Eat the bats
For people reading the coments on 2021: yes, skeppy still needs to pay Techno 20$
Ok
21$ actually because of skeppys dungeon
Ok
@@mandz- very true💙
Ok
"This is the second worst thing that has happened in these orphans lives"
- Techno Blade
Damnnnn.....man. You hard as helll
The first worse thing that had happened in these orphans lives? That they're orphans.
@@enzuki yep that is the joke
Same
Xern took me way to long to get that
Xern wow I didn’t know that 😱😱😱
i was having a rlly shitty day today. i couldnt think of anything to do, play or watch to make me feel better other than his old vids. I couldnt stop smiling the whole way through. thank you again techno.
Moral of the story,
Skeppy needs to train another 500 years.
500 + 400 + 300 + 200
Summary: Skeppy needs to train for 1400 (1397 because video published in 2018) years
thousand-
XD SO TRUE
@@neijrr u really looked at this and did the math m8
@@neijrr he said another 500 years though
legend says techno still hasn’t received his $20
edit: guys stop replying to me saying he never will. I know. this comment is from 3 years ago 😭
Lol
He hasn’t :/
Lol true
This actually happen
He still talks about it every now and then
2018: *The second worst thing that happened to those orphans*
2020: *The second best thing that happend to those orphans*
(Credits to the person commented the comment from MCU)
Character development bois
How is it the second best thing?
Menecreft in 2020 he did a competition where donated money to orphans
Persona乂 i was the one who commented in mcu
We've come full circle boys
It's been nearly 4 1/2 years since this video uploaded. 10 months since he left this world. And yet people are still leaving comments getting hundreds and thousands of likes. He truly was something else. The world lost a legend in June of 2022. Techno Never Dies.
This video is sponsored by Peta
Legends and heroes do not die when they pass away, but die when they are forgotten
Techno was a legend and hero...
May his fight with God be awesome...
June 30
Yeh
"i see a present on the tree but I don't know how to get there"
"did you try getting good?"
This line gets me everytime
There's actually a person who made animatics for that line lol
The thing is that's true, if you were just better, we wouldn't have these problems.
I need to use that now.
Techno 2018: Steal presents from orphans
Techno 2020: Killed 117 people and raised 110,000 dollars for orphans
I love the character development
lmfao
The orphan obliterator:
2 months later: makes the orphan obliterator
Pretty sure it was only 11k dollars
he killed only around 40, the rest of the kills were from his team
12:26 Skeppy reveals his superpower, the ability to teleport by screaming.
Heather Alvarez
*o u h*
NOH
LMAO I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE
Ur comment made me laugh thnx
LMAO
Why does this make me laugh so much. XD
Its nice to come back to this, two years after techno's death and see he has almost 3x skeppy's sub count
"I'm so good at punching small animals!" like orphans?
De France
@Someone Random le Yes
No No No he doesnt punch orphans he stabs them. you got it wrong
@@Commielover69 :O you're right. how could i have made such a fatal mistake? thank you for bringing this to my attention.
@@mnmncookies774 Yeah you remember when he destroyed a championship for orphan charity. He isn't there to do charity he is the saboteur
I love how techno types as fast as he says the words, “if you wish to defeat me,”
*TRAIN FOR ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS*
@Santos Soriano no u
@@chieludz "take that orphans"
Here before 1k - 10k likes on the comment :)
.
14:51 “you’re so sad” “that’s true, but I don’t see how it’s relevant”
Mood for 2020
469 likes...
Google Home has got up to 12 hours of battery life.
ViErE - GD iphone 11 pro max is capable of 18 watt fast charging
3li Gaming i have that phone it takes like 2 hours to get to 100% from 0
I like to return to this video on every new years' eve. Grinch simulator is the real christmas spirit.
How come its fine when they “steal presents from orphans in minecraft” but when I try it, it’s considered “against god” and “illegal and evil”
Urghh i know right, i hate it when that happens
R/cursedcomments
Yeah, the government is so corrupt, this should be legal!
Idk why
@@sagaman368 yea
legends say he still has not gotten the 20 bucks paypal
Stolen
@@drodrig1 I saw someone else comment the word "stolen" this comment is stolen
Aww man, I thought no one would realize
*headache*
@@drodrig1 feels bad man feels bad
Techno: *Kills skeppy with his own pants*
Skeppy: *Doesn't even notice*
Tecnoblode memories
@@tactic4795 lol
the legend of tecnoblode
THE ULTIMATE WEDGIE
@@alitaher003 yup but worse
there will always be people coming back to this video
This is one of the only moments skeppy and tehno interact and skeppy doesnt once say he hates techno. They actually joke with each other like they're super close. It's beautiful.
He said he both love and hate trchno
@freezingfalcon sImP
Wholesome moments
A PokeFish Wym they're clearly best friends and collabed quite a bit back then lol
@@diorsse i know they do collabs but every time it sounds like theyre not friends, i dont know if theyre joking or smthing but it always sounds like neither of them are really enjoying it
Skeppy's Ego: Exists*
Technoblade's Ego: *Allow me to introduce myself*
Skeppy: passes techno in subs
His subscribers: *now this is an avengers level threat*
Sadness is knowing that even if Skeppy trained for another 100 years, he’ll never get that rematch :((
Maybe they’ll meat again in heaven, miss you techno
13:02
Techno: "here we see Skeppy is a victim of the sunk cost fallacy"
Skeppy: "You're a sunk cost"
I'd say that was the closest thing he'd done to real damage up to this point XD
so tru
Techno: OoF
Well it is true that Skeppy is a victim of Technoblade
@@joemama5557 i mean has that not been implied since the beginning of time
@Neil CHANG C O R O N A B L A D E
“Dude these orphans are getting destroyed” best quote ever
Sun Tzu said that
-Sun Tzu, The art of war
-Sun Tzu, the art of stealing from orphans
@@lesiuiuur123 True
Nah, “I was the second worst thing to ever happen to those Orphans” is the best
18 minutes of techno bullying skeppy
The content I love
Skeppy completely destroyed technoblade
was going to like but 420
Oh hello there killhouse
No 17 minutes and 30 seconds bc skeppy won at the end
Skeppy you should donate 20 dollars to techno’s charity because you never gave him the 20 bucks
No 21 because of the 1 dollar prize from the skeppys mansion video
Techno: moves a muscle
Skeppy: NO GOD PLEASE NO
Techno : *Blinks*
Skeppy : Allow Me, *_Jumps Off Cliff_*
@@Frey74. facts
w
Techno: *breaths*
Skeppy: NO! STOP!
Facts lol
This was the first video of Technoblade's that I have watched back 3 years ago. Rest In Peace. Technoblade never dies, in our hearts.
Same man
This is the first video I've ever watched of technoblades besides the announcement.
Same. I started watching him at the beginning of the pandemic and this was the perfect video to introduce me to his channel
same rip technoblade
In our hearts always man
Tseries vs PewDiePie is not relevant anymore. Now it's skeppy Vs Technoblade.
Agree lol
I guess u r right
Subscribe to PewDiePie and technoblade
108 Likes and the premiere hasn't even started yet xD
@@ianyoung4460 Indeed
the fact that it's now almost thrice more than skeppy's now, even in death, is incredibly bizzare
techno: "yes! i have passed skeppy"
techno: *sees tommy's sub count
techno: "there is another"
yeah
Yeah
No more yeah chain
mr beast and dream who have more subs than tommy : dont mind us
But techno is never gonna be able to beat dreams subs
9:26 Techno could've gone for the kill but he stopped because skeppy got excited for something he found in the chest.
Techno is a Good guy
Snake Flake uhm but u suck
He's just confident of his skills
"Take that orphans"
@@kylefelicio4053 ever heard of a joke?
@@DecayingEkzykesFan oh wow, I didn't know that, you know ever since I lost my will to joke, I totally forgot, it's not like I spend all my time looking at memes on Reddit, it's not like my comment is just a quote that I wanted to put to show that he is nice. "Take that orphans" could take 2 ways, bullying or giving them something
Keemstar: We're gonna do minigames next week so that technoblade won't get 3 wins in a row
Me: This video
David Yasha GRICNH SIMULATOR
This aged well
Mark Aleman lmao dub
I’d like this but it has 666 likes so I’ll just leave it like that
well he did get 3 wins in a row in the tnt run
Realizing this was 5 years ago and he is sitting with 16.8M Legends R.I.P Techno
“These orphans are getting destroyed!”
-technoblade 2019
Hey 👋
That was 2018 my friend
2018*
Unoversal GO TO SLEEP
Its 2018
How is Techno amazing at every single game ever. I mean, he literally won at GRINCH SIMULATOR.
He doesnt have to be good to beat skeppy
Ya the only good game in the world orphans had a bad christmas
Cuz orphans
That really says something about him LOL (jk just a joke)
He's good at grinch simulator because his hobby is stealing presents from orphans. After all the is the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
2021 Update: Techno _still_ hasn't received the bow spleef money
Ya
Cash muny
“In 2077 what makes someone a criminal? Not getting bow spleef money”
"In 2077 what makes someone a criminal? Not giving the bow spleef muny"
Nah he has to get 40 dollers including the parkcore one
Worst things that happen to those orphans
1. Losing their parents
2. Technoblade
Forget PewDiePie vs T-Series, this is what we were waiting for
What an original and insightful comment.
Lol ima make a technoblade vs skeppy live sub count
S-Keepy vs. TechnoBlade
Birch lasagna
I was gonna make this comment but then I saw you and I got sad :c
This video has the 3 iconic Techno catchphrases
"Sometimes it's tough being the best"
"If you wish to defeat me, train for another 500 years"
*And lastly*
"These Orphans are getting Destroyed"
" *This is the second worst thing to have happened to those orphans* "
Op thats 4
and "If i wait long enough, maybe his internet might go out"
"Not even close"
Did you try gettin good
That's four
Has anyone noticed how, when faced with Techno in combat, TommyInnit and Skeppy have the same response? They begin arrogant and cocky, then it very quickly turns to "Stop, stop stop stopstopstopstop, please" and "time out, time out, time out!".
Theory: They are halves of a greater whole. But even as a whole, Technoblade would be too much.
Lol good theory
Spitfyre they’re personalities are close
So true
Words of wisdom
@Rui Shimada They are bad, but techno is also a god
Who watching this in 2024 rip technoblade
Me 😢
Requesquiat in pace
He may be in heaven but remember he is fighting god
@@walterperkins7496 may his soul rest in peace 🕊️
Techno’s videos are just like a good netflix series when you watch all the episodes you watch them all over again until there is a new episode
So true
I’ve never heard a more true statement
absolute facts
Accurate
*cough the dragon prince *cough
*cough Except your Netflix subscription runs out when you’re watching it and you don’t want to buy a new and eventually grow out of touch with it *cough
“Welcome to punch the bats”
“wAiT wHaT dO We dO”
wHat Do yUo ThiNK
You punch the bat obviously.
*tHiS gAmE iS spOnsoRed By pItA*
@R G B 0.2, you sir got baited. 😉
R G B 0.2 r/ihavereddit
Techno: "I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person"
The potato wat
War
a tragedy occured here
@@Rosegold_Atlas you do know that u can edit your comments right?
LMAOOOO
Technoblade literally died before skeppy gave up those 20 dollars.
"This is the second-worst thing that has happened to these orphans in their lives."
Can we all agree that Techno has the best sense of humor?
Agreed
NO DREAM IS BETTER HE IS THE BEST HE IS ENTERTAINING AND GOOD AT MINECRAFT TECHNOBLADE USES HACKS DREAM IS THE BEST
@@wither6733 I don't know if this is supposed to be a joke or what, but they are good at their own things techno is good at pvp while dream is good at other things
@@aaronstern8301 thank you for your understanding nature, I was literally just going on a rant typing shit that is not true to see people just rage
This was a good test, techno viewers really do have a good personality
Can we agree that Techno and Skeppy’s friendship is so underrated.
yes
Everyone nowadays say that techno and dream are the main rivals while loyal technoblade fans know it's Skeppy Vs Technoblade
Yes
No
Idk
Love it when techno bullies small children
love it when you like your own comment
What is wrong with like ur own comment dude
He does it so other people are more likely to see it
UnevenCabbage 44 nothings wrong with it
@@harassingblankfrankwithban1931 hypocrite
Mark F dm me on discord and I can prove that the one like wasnt me
"You have to steal as many presents from orphans as possible" literally every orphan joke techno makes is hilarious, so sad he died, rest in peace