the deadliest sword in skyblock
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2019
- not gonna lie i mostly made this video because someone sent me this ridiculously good thumbnail and i thought it would be criminal not to use it at some point
incredible thumbnail by / stnemil
credits to my little sister for helping get that footage of floof walking out the door. that took way longer to record than you would think, that dog is either completely stationary or going ZOOM at all times lmao
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You thought it was a chance at financial security, *BUT IT WAS ME, DEO*
Technoblade your dogs cute
L
Bald techno
yare yare
oh no.
that "shut up nerd" was the most genuine insult i've ever heard techno say
timestamp?
@@pilphantom 4:24
Skeppy
Yes
Cberbully techno
And little did we know im_a_squid_kid was farming potatoes the entire time.
and he *s t i l l* lost the potato war
technoblade never dies
Technoblade never loses!
Oh yeaa
But technoblade does not lose
@@sy.Kona. TECHNOOOO BLAADE NEVVVA DIES
@@pjvallestero788 yasss
“The Bourgeoisie have really high crit damage”- Technoblade, The art of war
He passed away sad
More like the art of potatos
or potato war
@@GalaxyEditsandChess we know
@@user-isdjbdhsjw it was months ago
I just realized one of the people who canceled the trade for the helmet was foogle from the potato war
That's why in part 2 Techno says things like "you're not pulling a foogle on me" and "you're partially forgiven for your crimes"
69 Likes (:
@@JesusFreak98 Foogle lore
foogle best side character
Lol
Everyones calling Ranboo cool for talking to ender men when technoblade was talking to Obsidian Defenders before it was cool
who is ranbo
a member of the dream smp
@@veckstocks9710 another Minecraft streamer/TH-camr
The whole thing isn’t even cool. To speak enderman you just scream for like 10 seconds
Oh yeah...
7:12
"Do you need a hug?"
**nods slightly**
i am dead
Lol
@Kevin Dullack F for our fallen comrade
Rip
@@chuichiro0062 F
@@chuichiro0062 f
Best moments:
1. "There was nothing else i could do, i was *mildly inconvenienced!* 4:08 - 4:11
2. Techno explaining hot potato books 6:17 - 6:26
3. "Do you need a hug?" *Defender nods shakingly* *"Laughs* Okay i'll give you a hug- AAA!" 7:12 - 7:18
U forgot the ending
U forgot the ending
U forgot the ending
U forgot the ending
U forgot the ending
Rest in Peace, Techno.
"Death is sorrowful as it gets. Sometimes life isn't going the way you expected.
We might forget and go into the same path as he did.
But let's cherish the moment while it lasted."
“Shut up nerd I said *DEADLIEST*
Cause it’s made the most things *DEAD* “
The words of a true English major
He dropped out
@@irishchriswolf1284 bruh
@@irishchriswolf1284 It's a joke.
@@irishchriswolf1284 bruh
@@irishchriswolf1284 bruh
“Techno how could you kill millions of your own kind”?!?
“I w a s s l i g h t l y i n c o n v e n e n c e d”
"inconvenenced"
Um, excuse you. He wasn't "slightly" inconvenienced, he was "mildly" inconvenienced. Get it right! (I'm joking btw, lol)
Thank god he's a pig mot a human (thats a joke btw)
@@catriverr 😐
@@catriverr he spelled every thing right lol
0:38 how I felt when I heard our young King had passed. But then realized he doesn't have to fight and struggle anymore. Technoplane forever more and I appreciate all that you gave us even when it was hard to do so.
These videos leave a smile on my face when thinking of Technoblade, because no matter how much he will be missed his legacy will never be forgotten. Rest in peace technoblade
rest in peace
"Don't be a young dragon, don't be an old dragon, be a superior dragon." This feels inspirational.
Yea
sun tzu: The art of war
@@hakiminordin2975 the spelling is fantastic keep up the good work
I saw "son zou" the other day
@@ThaneKyrell pain
Can we talk about how his real life dog is named Floof. The killer of orphans, the blood god has a dog named Floof.
The killer of orphans jesus what is that man
*Very manly*
@Hatsumi Nakano that's true
Yeah, like Hades's dog is named cerberus, which translates into "Spot"
@Eugene Crabs08 this channel is just his gaming channel
11:19 well that aged badly, rip techno
that aged *baldy*
7:05 will always be my favourite technoblade moment 😂
Technoblade: *Puts money in the bank
Deo: *Yoink
Technoblade: “DEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Techno: what who...
*it was me DIO*
is that a jojo reference!?
@@aokifuuu263 mabey
@@matthewgiang8400 hate to be that guy but,
_Maybe*_
@@matthewgiang8400 not u the orig comment lmao but sure thx for the answer :P
“Do you need a hug?”
The skeleton: yes yes yes yes yes yes
Little did techno know it was a bait
@@viveksharma6000 yeah lol
Is That A JojO rEfERENcE
@@tiky4796 jojo sUcKs
Nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnod
The hot potato book crafting… was… beautiful?
Currently laying in my bed at 2:30 am and soaking my pillow with tears rewatching all of your series. You've done more than you could ever know for so many people. I hope one day in the far distant future I can catch up with you and finally get to shake your hand.
It was a very calm intro...
Then the wolves blew up.
*Depression*
Ethananimatez hi big fan
Idk who you are
You seem irrelevant
But...
OH MY GOSH VERIFIED DUDE IM A FAAAN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY SHOUT ME OUT
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*
big sad
Jup lol
Obsidian defender: lonely
technoblade: want a hug?
Obsidian defender: *_nods_*
Technoblade: ah, sure ok
Obsidian defender: You fell for it fool, Obsidian Cross Split Attack!
Techno: screams in damage
Is that a jojo reference?
me: ???
The perfect blend of attack and defense
No one has ever escaped it
I was like #666
Even after what happened, this video made me laugh like nothing ever changed. Just goes to show how immortal technos spirit is
I totally agree, I’ve been rewatching all of his videos and I’ve had lots of laughs :)
Technoblade never dies
I sometimes find that it feels pointless to watch a deceased creators content but for some reason or another I find myself coming back to these videos but not the others…
“... yeah but... what if it’s bugged...”
“and he said *W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E* “
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
*W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E*
"the deadliest sword in skyblock"
Starts it off with cute dogs.
*oh no*
THAT GET DESTROYED
@@rogue_myster4705 R.I.P.
Didn't know that technoblade was Chinese
@@nifty1972 the sharpest knife in skyblock
I've been watching this Skyblock series and I have to say this is the best series ive ever started watching possibly ever
thank you for leaving us with these amazing videos Technoblade, you won't ever be forgotten.
Still a banger after all these years
You will be missed 🫡
The origin of "Wait, you're not pulling a Foogle are you?" is here
Actually you can see foogle way back, from the old days when techno uploaded. Im preety sure he is a channel member
@@alex2005z indeed
Well techno did say "you are parshily forgiven for your past CRIMES. Meaning it not the only thing hes done.
@@alex2005z well it is a joke
i believe it was from the dragon video, cuz he got trolled by the boots by foogle
Mcyt: "technoblade is terrifying"
also techno: *intro*
The intro was sad
And happy at the same time actually
Sad intro
What was that intro
@@leogehret2588 technointro :D
Thank you, Techno, for making my childhood so much better.
Rest in Peace, Potato King.
His videos helped me through rough times, and never failed to make me laugh or smile. His amazing personality and dry humor earned him so much popularity on this platform. He'll be missed, but never forgotten.
I'm just now starting to watch his videos and I'm realizing what I've missed. Sad there won't be any more videos.
Rest in peace Techno.
So that’s why he said “I forgive you for your past crimes” when he got the enchanted mutton from Foogle during the potato war
Where? Time stamp?
Nvm found it
Wait what
Pls tell me I don’t understand
@@kenokitten2634 a person called foogle declined the trade for superior boots in this video. In the potato war video techno was trading stuff for enchanted mutton, he traded foogle like in the previous video but he didn't troll him
It’s the deadliest because it’s made the most things dead
-Technoblade, English Major
why has no one replied to ur comment
Shhhhhh he dropped out
@@wispern4607 dropped out of english and picked up party games 1!!!
@@PlushChie then stole Christmas presents from orphans on those party games.
YoOoOo iTs TrUe
Technoblade: ohhhhhhhhh! I got a doggggggggggg!!!!!
Floof: u already have a dog.
Technoblade: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Floof: I’ll just leave
Technoblade: nooooooooooooo
Floof: u still have me
rest in peace
He never knew that does missing hot potato books would lead to a full-out war
Against a squid man
those*
hey there are FUMING POTATO BOOKS LOL
@Mikayel Flynn MHM in dungeons there are fuming which are 10 times.the price
@@MrCrazy-td8ym The dungeons weren't out during the potato war
I see you’ve raised the video budget
hopefully this video will get enough views to offset the potato expenses
lmao
oh hi
Nice
TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES!
This is the best time I've ever had watching a skyblock series, may Technoblade live forever in our hearts. Thanks for all the laughs.
Congrats on reaching 15M...
Watching your videos now feel so bittersweet. I love you techno
Are we not gonna talk about that guy that stepped on his dogs?
1M subs with no videos challenge it was hascox
Lol. I spent like 5 minutes going frame by frame trying to see who it was
It was Deo.
bookle no it wasnt
It was a creature of a human being.. named "lifetimes"
Techno: Do you need a hug?
Obsidian Defender: *Nods*
Techno: Ok sure- AAAA-
a
DansuPotat a
a
Rip me- died from laughter
@@Alvionalx you really just commented "a" 3 times huh
Rewatching Techno's Skyblock videos, and man, I miss is stuff.
how many times did you rewatch his videos after he passed? me: yes (fly high king. lots of time was spent watching his vids and i was crushed when he passed.)
7:08 One of the funniest yet wholesome moments I've seen on this channel.
“Are you ok?”
**Shakes head**
“Do you need a hug?”
**Nods**
@@aace7750
"ok ill give u a hug"
*AAAAAAAAA-*
yes it is so wholesome
Rewatching these videos has really taken me back to the good days.
11:20 “finally the skyblock try hards will stop calling me bald” him getting cancer 3 years later😢
thats so wrong but so funny,
“Crazed man wields meat stick made out of his own kind he refers to as ‘bacon sword’.”
meat stick
what
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*pulls out meat scepter*
@@polarbagel675 oh shi-
It's more of a meat "rapier" if you know what i- wait no that can be interpreted in too Many ways
Techno: do you want a hug?
Obsidian: shakes head up and down
Techno: ok here free hug
i think we all need a hug after what happened
@@sofiafontes4741 nah I need a bed and me crying myself to sleep
Lucky
can i have a hug techno?
@@NotLucas__ im sorry but he died. YOU COULD STILL MEET HIM IN HEAVEN FIGHTIN JESUS AND GOD THO
Im legitimately in disbelief and just rewatching the king of mc
I like rewatching this all the time
don't worry, it'll be FUNNY!
-top 10 quotes before disaster
true
😆
Don’t worry guys and also wow you are bad at this game are up there 2
@@Enjinercraft 🗿
4:08 It actually makes sense. It’s a pig hierarchy. Techno is a fully sentient, high functioning pig, the pig minions are basic functioning while normal pigs are death fodder for progression.
Where do Piglins fit into this
@@rosesnviolets7444 No clue
@@corvusgaming2379 I feel like they’re somewhere in between Techno and the pig minions
@RedNBlueXD No, the piglins are the upper class, the pig minions are the worker/lower class while the normal pigs are peasants or slaves that are killed so they can contribute to the Pig Lord Techno.
@@corvusgaming2379 How about zombified piglins and zombie pigmen?
"Finally, the skyblock tryhards will stop calling me bald"
Cancer : "Not if i have anything to say about it!"
I'm sure technoblade would genuinely like that joke if he would've saw it
@@KristorTheOne agreed
GG’S techno, you will always hold a special place in my heart
2019: Becoming the flash, killing dragons, getting the best sword
2020: Potato farming
2020 dungeons
Roger no
He spent like 3 months between the video before potato war 3 and potato war 3 farming potatoes
Massive upgrade over the years
2020 farming potato and dream smp
Imagine this would be even funnier if the person who killed his dogs was squid kid and he went on a revenge
A lil early
hotshotj6 is an idiot, but not compared to technoblade
@@gierr9812 yes that's why techno would take revenge on squid
Nah, its somebody called "lifetimess" or something. I HAD TO GET THE PERFECT FRAME TO CONFIRM THIS.
I still don't get why he got the dogs
Rip you will all ways be remembered
The sword should be called the baconator
"10x the effort for a fraction of the result"
sounds like the difference between bedrock farms and java farms
Lol
oof
NO KIDDING!
Wait, which one for which one
@@mohammednajl5950 Yes.
“The bourgeoisie have really high crit damage” -Technoblade
based
The Proletariat: spend hours of grinding to get lapis-lazuli armour despite it being a minimal increase
The Bourgeoisie: run around one-shotting zealots with a maxed Midas sword that took them months to get
The Aristocracy: run around in sponge armour with a maxed Midas sword while also owning multiple sets of maxed Speedster, Mastiff, Superior, Ultimate and Elegant they got from handouts from their guild
200 th like
Lol
I know how it's pronounced but I read it as boar geo e ose
Technoblade never dies
sorry to break it to you, but hes dead
@@basket015 I know that it is, that's just something he used to say when he was alive
@@TafieHttyd i was just stating something, you didnt actually have to reply and waste breath on a dumbass like me on the internet, jeez
@@basket015 so was I, you aren't a dumbass I didn't mean to hurt you in any way, sorry if it came off as rude I know you had good intentions
@@basket015 technoblade never died he is always with us
This was the first video of techno’s I ever saw and watching it now is so bittersweet. I am glad that he has not been forgotten.
Stand User: TimeDeo
Stand name: [ T h e W a s t e ]
Stand Ability: Stopping time to steal money
LETS GO JOJO
Also can be made an scp firmat
SCP-9712
"Worst. Co-op. Ever. "
Object class: Apollyon
Special containment procedures: Due to the nature of the object, no containment is possible. All personel must ensure that the Foundation's bank account never exceeds 50 milion [REDACTED].
Description:
SCP-9712-1 is a humanoid entity that manifests whenever more than 50 milion [REDACTED] exist within a 1 (one) cubic meter area. Upon manifestation, SCP-9712-1 will instantly store the stolen [REDACTED] in [DATA EXPUNGED], and then proceed to do one of two things:
-Run towards the nearest cliff and jump off of it, disappearing in the process, leaving behind half of the [REDACTED] taken.
-Run to SCP-9712-2 and proceed to buy the most worthless item it can find for the largest amount of [REDACTED] possible.
All attempts to subdue the entity have failed consistently. No action is to be taken when the object is breaching to avoid wasting resources.
SCP-9712-2 is an anomalous building that has a 50% chance of appearing 3km off of any Foundation site where SCP-9712-1 manifests. At first glance, it looks like an abandoned warehouse covering roughly 20 (twenty) kilometers squared. However, the moment -1 approaches, -2 will start to change it's appearance to that of an auction house. Despite no signs of any activity in the area, the electronic displays mounted inside -2 show items that are up for auction at the time. These items range from luminescent potatoes to armour that was, supposedly, made out of "dragon scales". Next to the displays is a machine that accepts [REDACTED] as payment, and that has a terminal attached letting users bid on any items currently up for auction.
When -1 completes the transaction, -2 disappears.
SCP-9712-3 is a humanoid pig wearing a white T-shirt, black pants, a red cape and a golden crown embedded with innumerable gemstones of unknown origin. Whenever SCP-9712-1 manifests, -3 will do so as well, and after standing still for a few seconds while looking around in confusion, will begin a loud vocalization. While it is not harmful, it's range is estimated to be in the thousands of kilometers squared.
Addendum 1: Transcript of -3's speech:
"...What. ERGH? NO! NOOO! GET BACK HERE! *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!* "
Perfection
Is this a jojo referrence
“Aight imma head out”
-Floof 2019
yes.
F to techno
ight*
that floof ball is cute
@@nathanquoin i commented the same thing 2 minutes after the vid came out and got 2 likes
0:03 this song really hits different now that he's gone. we love you techno. rest in peace
Hypixel with literal diamond armour: nah
Hypixel with some random dyed leather armour : Yes
The blood god is so weirdly wholesome
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
You see this is like the sad backstory of the main character
Yes
@@kittycorndreams1177 *SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!*
You are broken
Petition to make technoblade change his skin to a zombie pigman for Halloween
Edit: techno, pls do this for october 2020
2021? 😔
+1
No FreeCats +1
Boop +1
upvoted
+1
Strange to think tomorrow this video will be three years old
that 'demo' at 6:16 made me laugh a long time. thank you for bringing so much joy into the world, techno.
Technoblade: The aspect of the dragon has only made 1 thing die
Me: actually two things, the dragon and my wallet
Its like 4 coins now wdym
You mean 4 millions coins? Bruh I see like the cheapest at the auction is like 2m, what auction do you go to? I need to know
@@ri1514 lowest aotd on BIN is 1.3m, lowest full enchanted one is 1.4m. Theres one with hpb and partially enchanted for 1.5m. 4 coins is an exaggeration to say that its cheap af, especially for such a good sword.
Welp I guess I’m just a dumbass
@@ri1514 1mil is nothing
“Who spent all our money?”
“ *_KONO DEO DA_* “
@@WaterHexle r/wooosh u didint. Get the joke.
@@danielsousa9376 congratulations! You have reddit!
@Skrategic ok child
_GOODBYE __-JOJO-__ MONEY_
@@danielsousa9376 He did get the joke, but he was just correcting it from deo to dio. Seems like you have less iq than the average middle schooler :/
he even hugged the obsidian defender now i miss him even more
Albert Einstein using his whole brain to solve one problem TECHNOBLADE using one of his brain cells to make one of the most strong sword in skyblock
k
begone
Lol hello
k
Kk
balddeo
"I reject my humanity, Techno!"
-TimeDeo 2019
Jojo reference xd
*holds flower minion*
Is that a god damn jojo reference?
A man of culture I see
TIMEDEO!
Oh? You’re approaching the bank? Instead of screaming at me, you’re coming right to the money deposit? Even though our other coop members told you it was muda muda muda, like students desperately trying to finish the exam before the bell rings?
I can’t withdraw the money before you if i don’t get closer.
Oh ho! Then come as close as you like, as i use my tryhard powers to go at 90mph.
*menacingly walks to the bank*
That's really sad to see the same dog that was with techno's dad in the last video ☹️
10:35 FOOGLE IS THE GUY THAT GAVE U ENCHANTED MUTTON IN THE GREAT POTATO WAR
2:22 before I played skyblock I genuinely thought he was joking, even after he explained it wasn’t a joke
Now I realize...
DoodleMeister1 you feel my pain
The Natetastic it got so much worse lol
Frozen scythe and bongo staff
zealots are annoying as hell if you two shot them, cause they start hitting back and then some fs/eb nerd shoots it
Anyone able to convince me to grind zealots because I genuinely don’t think it’s good for making money anymore that so many people are farming them
“Local pig makes wolf his pet”
*oh how the turntables*
*have turned*
ryftE looks like the shoes on the other side
Half-Baked don’t u mean turned have?
7:12 "Do you need a hug?"
We really needed one..
Good bye, old friend
“It’s a boomer dragon”-Technoblade 2019
Im better sven
Sven the dog no u is bad u is fake
Technoblade:
"Are you Okay? Do you need A hug?"
Obsidian defender:
Shakes head Yes
That Part Was REALY FUNNY!
It was 😂
i played it 4 times cuz of how funny it was
Ok
That’s a lot of likes. Didn’t expect that!!!
i agree
Techno: do you need a hug? Obsidian golem: *shakes head yes* techno: ok AHHHHH
Techo will never be forgotten
I don't think we appreciate how insanely weird it actually is that that Obsidian Defender started nodding right as Techno asked if it needed a hug.
467 likes and no comments? let me fix that.
Same
Not sure why
Yup
@@fireflymiesumae needed a hug obviously
0:04 He only crouched 4 times here because when he crouched the 5th time the sticky keys notification showed up
Raymond Bian unless he changed his sneak hotkey to something else
first name last name Or you know he turned off the sticky keys notifications
or just disabled sticky keys i did that
And i thought it was for the music rhythm.
I sneak on ctrl and run on shift... People would have serious problems playing skywars on my computer xD
the start was essentially technos life on yt in a nutshell with the dog being cancer, and the dog in game being technos life
That Intro, I loved it, a lot, except when the dogs got killed.
Monster:*freaks out*
Techno: are you ok?
Monster:*shakes head left and right*
Techno:do you need a hug?
Monster: *nods*
Techno:*hugs*
Monster: Incase you didnt notice ,you have fallen right into my trap!
*you have activated my trap card*
we watched the video dude
Okay, yes. But I beg you spell out 'you'
Techno: *hugs monster*
Monster: YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
anime is bad
techno: oh my god Technoblade
subtitles: no pie mod chuck normal aid
lol
"Finally the skyblock tryhards will stop calling me bald"
....
I always try to forget the fact that he's dead and i wont be seeing anymore awesome content but i never feel like i can forget that fact
techo: do you want a hug?
Obby defender: yes please
techno: * gives him a hug *
Obby defender: *well yes but actually no*
sorry to break it to you but its not an ender defender, its an obsidian defender
nah he hugged him but the obsidian defender had the virus
heres the timestamp btw 7:14
@@krayzeekat7279 L
@@krayzeekat7279 L
Technoblade: *"uses his cousins to make the deadliest sword"*
There can only be one
Mining your family for content
A battle hardened warrior
A small price to pay for salvation.
No it's his slaves
Why did i get the recommended, this is too much to handle emotionally
I love rewatching technos sky block videos