Best moments: 1. "There was nothing else i could do, i was *mildly inconvenienced!* 4:08 - 4:11 2. Techno explaining hot potato books 6:17 - 6:26 3. "Do you need a hug?" *Defender nods shakingly* *"Laughs* Okay i'll give you a hug- AAA!" 7:12 - 7:18
Obsidian defender: lonely technoblade: want a hug? Obsidian defender: *_nods_* Technoblade: ah, sure ok Obsidian defender: You fell for it fool, Obsidian Cross Split Attack! Techno: screams in damage
0:38 how I felt when I heard our young King had passed. But then realized he doesn't have to fight and struggle anymore. Technoplane forever more and I appreciate all that you gave us even when it was hard to do so.
@@kenokitten2634 a person called foogle declined the trade for superior boots in this video. In the potato war video techno was trading stuff for enchanted mutton, he traded foogle like in the previous video but he didn't troll him
4:08 It actually makes sense. It’s a pig hierarchy. Techno is a fully sentient, high functioning pig, the pig minions are basic functioning while normal pigs are death fodder for progression.
@RedNBlueXD No, the piglins are the upper class, the pig minions are the worker/lower class while the normal pigs are peasants or slaves that are killed so they can contribute to the Pig Lord Techno.
Rest in Peace, Techno. "Death is sorrowful as it gets. Sometimes life isn't going the way you expected. We might forget and go into the same path as he did. But let's cherish the moment while it lasted."
Technoblade: ohhhhhhhhh! I got a doggggggggggg!!!!! Floof: u already have a dog. Technoblade: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Floof: I’ll just leave Technoblade: nooooooooooooo Floof: u still have me
SCP-9712 "Worst. Co-op. Ever. " Object class: Apollyon Special containment procedures: Due to the nature of the object, no containment is possible. All personel must ensure that the Foundation's bank account never exceeds 50 milion [REDACTED]. Description: SCP-9712-1 is a humanoid entity that manifests whenever more than 50 milion [REDACTED] exist within a 1 (one) cubic meter area. Upon manifestation, SCP-9712-1 will instantly store the stolen [REDACTED] in [DATA EXPUNGED], and then proceed to do one of two things: -Run towards the nearest cliff and jump off of it, disappearing in the process, leaving behind half of the [REDACTED] taken. -Run to SCP-9712-2 and proceed to buy the most worthless item it can find for the largest amount of [REDACTED] possible. All attempts to subdue the entity have failed consistently. No action is to be taken when the object is breaching to avoid wasting resources. SCP-9712-2 is an anomalous building that has a 50% chance of appearing 3km off of any Foundation site where SCP-9712-1 manifests. At first glance, it looks like an abandoned warehouse covering roughly 20 (twenty) kilometers squared. However, the moment -1 approaches, -2 will start to change it's appearance to that of an auction house. Despite no signs of any activity in the area, the electronic displays mounted inside -2 show items that are up for auction at the time. These items range from luminescent potatoes to armour that was, supposedly, made out of "dragon scales". Next to the displays is a machine that accepts [REDACTED] as payment, and that has a terminal attached letting users bid on any items currently up for auction. When -1 completes the transaction, -2 disappears. SCP-9712-3 is a humanoid pig wearing a white T-shirt, black pants, a red cape and a golden crown embedded with innumerable gemstones of unknown origin. Whenever SCP-9712-1 manifests, -3 will do so as well, and after standing still for a few seconds while looking around in confusion, will begin a loud vocalization. While it is not harmful, it's range is estimated to be in the thousands of kilometers squared. Addendum 1: Transcript of -3's speech: "...What. ERGH? NO! NOOO! GET BACK HERE! *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!* "
OMG its foogle 10:35 he denied the trade but in the potatoe war he was the man with enchanted mutton! thats why techno asked "you're not pulling a foogle are you?"
i will forever rewatch these kinds of video's. you have given me happiness for the longest time and i will never forget that. your physical form may not be here but i will remember the love youve given us. i will spread that love throughout the years. rest in peace technoblade.
I too have been rewatching his videos in memory of him and i am proud to have been a viewer of one of the best eras of minecraft youtube with Technoblade
The Proletariat: spend hours of grinding to get lapis-lazuli armour despite it being a minimal increase The Bourgeoisie: run around one-shotting zealots with a maxed Midas sword that took them months to get The Aristocracy: run around in sponge armour with a maxed Midas sword while also owning multiple sets of maxed Speedster, Mastiff, Superior, Ultimate and Elegant they got from handouts from their guild
Monster:*freaks out* Techno: are you ok? Monster:*shakes head left and right* Techno:do you need a hug? Monster: *nods* Techno:*hugs* Monster: Incase you didnt notice ,you have fallen right into my trap!
@@ri1514 lowest aotd on BIN is 1.3m, lowest full enchanted one is 1.4m. Theres one with hpb and partially enchanted for 1.5m. 4 coins is an exaggeration to say that its cheap af, especially for such a good sword.
I sometimes find that it feels pointless to watch a deceased creators content but for some reason or another I find myself coming back to these videos but not the others…
Some yt videos have rly good replayability. For me its just technoblade and sovietwomble that i always go back to watch. Very entertaining editing/formating
7:07 Techno : are you ok? Obsidian defender : *shaking to say no* Techno : do u.......*walks closer* do you need a hug Obsidian defender : .....*nods* Techno : *laughs a little* ok
oh hell nah not this again ik his deaths sad but you dont have to spread these emotional comments even on his old vids just do it on the death video thing ok??
7:13 Techno: y need a hug? Obsidian guy: *nods his head* Techno: ok i gib hug :] AHH- to make the guy happy 3 years later: Techno: "Do you need a hug?" Obsidian Defender: *nods its head* Techno: *audibly laughs* "Alright, I'll give you a hug! AHH-" Rest In Peace, Technoblade.
Wha- wha- just... what Obsidian guy, u mean obsidian defender Y need a hug, you mean “you need a hug?” ok i gib hug :] AHH-, u mean “Ok I give hug :] AHH-“ Like I get it’s the joke that the grammar is incredibly flawed but like srsly dude chill if u drive in the joke too much it’s starts to not be funny anymore
TIMEDEO! Oh? You’re approaching the bank? Instead of screaming at me, you’re coming right to the money deposit? Even though our other coop members told you it was muda muda muda, like students desperately trying to finish the exam before the bell rings? I can’t withdraw the money before you if i don’t get closer. Oh ho! Then come as close as you like, as i use my tryhard powers to go at 90mph. *menacingly walks to the bank*
I've been rewatching those and noticed something. At 10:35 a player named Foogle decline the trade effectively trolling techno and guess what ? In the potato war episode 1 techno trade for enchanted mutton with that same player Foogle while saying "you're not pulling a foogle are you ?" Its all connected
To whoever doesn’t know what hot potato books do, Hot Potato Book (defined by Hypixel) “Combine this Book in an Anvil with a weapon or armor piece to gain a small but permanent stat boost!” Defined by me: Hot potato book makes thing it’s added to slightly better forever
@@TheCMranch1 that's because he grinds in the end and if he puts telekenisis all the pearls from the enderman will fill up his inv and be an inconvenience
Thank you, Techno, for making my childhood so much better. Rest in Peace, Potato King. His videos helped me through rough times, and never failed to make me laugh or smile. His amazing personality and dry humor earned him so much popularity on this platform. He'll be missed, but never forgotten.
Years ago you fought in the Potato war, now we beg you to help us in the struggle against the Dante. This is our most desperate hour, help us Technoblade, you're our only hope.
You thought it was a chance at financial security, *BUT IT WAS ME, DEO*
Technoblade your dogs cute
L
Bald techno
yare yare
oh no.
I see you’ve raised the video budget
hopefully this video will get enough views to offset the potato expenses
lmao
oh hi
Nice
TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES!
“Shut up nerd I said *DEADLIEST*
Cause it’s made the most things *DEAD* “
The words of a true English major
He dropped out
@@irishchriswolf1284 bruh
@@irishchriswolf1284 It's a joke.
@@irishchriswolf1284 bruh
@@irishchriswolf1284 bruh
Everyones calling Ranboo cool for talking to ender men when technoblade was talking to Obsidian Defenders before it was cool
a member of the dream smp
@@vex2x9710 another Minecraft streamer/TH-camr
The whole thing isn’t even cool. To speak enderman you just scream for like 10 seconds
Oh yeah...
@@vex2x9710 are you joking or not
I just realized one of the people who canceled the trade for the helmet was foogle from the potato war
That's why in part 2 Techno says things like "you're not pulling a foogle on me" and "you're partially forgiven for your crimes"
69 Likes (:
@@JesusFreak98 Foogle lore
foogle best side character
Lol
"Don't be a young dragon, don't be an old dragon, be a superior dragon." This feels inspirational.
Yea
sun tzu: The art of war
@@KimmyPDF the spelling is fantastic keep up the good work
I saw "son zou" the other day
@@ThaneKyrell pain
It was a very calm intro...
Then the wolves blew up.
*Depression*
Ethananimatez hi big fan
Idk who you are
You seem irrelevant
But...
OH MY GOSH VERIFIED DUDE IM A FAAAN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY SHOUT ME OUT
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*
big sad
Jup lol
7:12
"Do you need a hug?"
**nods slightly**
i am dead
Lol
@Kevin Dullack F for our fallen comrade
Rip
@@chuichiro0062 F
@@chuichiro0062 f
Best moments:
1. "There was nothing else i could do, i was *mildly inconvenienced!* 4:08 - 4:11
2. Techno explaining hot potato books 6:17 - 6:26
3. "Do you need a hug?" *Defender nods shakingly* *"Laughs* Okay i'll give you a hug- AAA!" 7:12 - 7:18
U forgot the ending
U forgot the ending
U forgot the ending
U forgot the ending
U forgot the ending
And little did we know im_a_squid_kid was farming potatoes the entire time.
and he *s t i l l* lost the potato war
technoblade never dies
Technoblade never loses!
Oh yeaa
But technoblade does not lose
@@randompersonunk TECHNOOOO BLAADE NEVVVA DIES
@@pjvallestero788 yasss
Can we talk about how his real life dog is named Floof. The killer of orphans, the blood god has a dog named Floof.
The killer of orphans jesus what is that man
*Very manly*
@Hatsumi Nakano that's true
Yeah, like Hades's dog is named cerberus, which translates into "Spot"
@Eugene Crabs08 this channel is just his gaming channel
0:18 you’ve raised the video budget so high to even consider hiring paid actor? Very nice technoblade.
that "shut up nerd" was the most genuine insult i've ever heard techno say
timestamp?
@@meowtrick 4:24
Skeppy
Yes
Cberbully techno
Obsidian defender: lonely
technoblade: want a hug?
Obsidian defender: *_nods_*
Technoblade: ah, sure ok
Obsidian defender: You fell for it fool, Obsidian Cross Split Attack!
Techno: screams in damage
Is that a jojo reference?
me: ???
The perfect blend of attack and defense
No one has ever escaped it
I was like #666
It’s the deadliest because it’s made the most things dead
-Technoblade, English Major
Shhhhhh he dropped out
@@wispern4607 dropped out of english and picked up party games 1!!!
@@PlushChie then stole Christmas presents from orphans on those party games.
YoOoOo iTs TrUe
He dropped out because its the only thing he had the mental capacity for - Technoblade
0:38 how I felt when I heard our young King had passed. But then realized he doesn't have to fight and struggle anymore. Technoplane forever more and I appreciate all that you gave us even when it was hard to do so.
rip technoplane
@@giahpo6343i just realised the spelling mistake here lol.
well it's still correct on a technicality, seeing as he can fly, but still!
k
begone
Lol hello
k
Kk
balddeo
The origin of "Wait, you're not pulling a Foogle are you?" is here
Actually you can see foogle way back, from the old days when techno uploaded. Im preety sure he is a channel member
@@alex2005z indeed
Well techno did say "you are parshily forgiven for your past CRIMES. Meaning it not the only thing hes done.
@@alex2005z well it is a joke
i believe it was from the dragon video, cuz he got trolled by the boots by foogle
So that’s why he said “I forgive you for your past crimes” when he got the enchanted mutton from Foogle during the potato war
Where? Time stamp?
Nvm found it
Wait what
Pls tell me I don’t understand
@@kenokitten2634 a person called foogle declined the trade for superior boots in this video. In the potato war video techno was trading stuff for enchanted mutton, he traded foogle like in the previous video but he didn't troll him
7:05 will always be my favourite technoblade moment 😂
same
Technoblade: *Puts money in the bank
Deo: *Yoink
Technoblade: “DEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Techno: what who...
*it was me DIO*
is that a jojo reference!?
@@aokifuuu263 mabey
@@matthewgiang8400 hate to be that guy but,
_Maybe*_
@@matthewgiang8400 not u the orig comment lmao but sure thx for the answer :P
"the deadliest sword in skyblock"
Starts it off with cute dogs.
*oh no*
THAT GET DESTROYED
@@rogue_myster4705 R.I.P.
Didn't know that technoblade was Chinese
@@nifty1972 the sharpest knife in skyblock
4:08 It actually makes sense. It’s a pig hierarchy. Techno is a fully sentient, high functioning pig, the pig minions are basic functioning while normal pigs are death fodder for progression.
Where do Piglins fit into this
@@rosesnviolets7444 No clue
@@corvusgaming2379 I feel like they’re somewhere in between Techno and the pig minions
@RedNBlueXD No, the piglins are the upper class, the pig minions are the worker/lower class while the normal pigs are peasants or slaves that are killed so they can contribute to the Pig Lord Techno.
@@corvusgaming2379 How about zombified piglins and zombie pigmen?
Rest in Peace, Techno.
"Death is sorrowful as it gets. Sometimes life isn't going the way you expected.
We might forget and go into the same path as he did.
But let's cherish the moment while it lasted."
7:08 One of the funniest yet wholesome moments I've seen on this channel.
“Are you ok?”
**Shakes head**
“Do you need a hug?”
**Nods**
@@aace7750
"ok ill give u a hug"
*AAAAAAAAA-*
yes it is so wholesome
Mcyt: "technoblade is terrifying"
also techno: *intro*
The intro was sad
And happy at the same time actually
Sad intro
What was that intro
@@leogehret2588 technointro :D
“Do you need a hug?”
The skeleton: yes yes yes yes yes yes
Little did techno know it was a bait
@@viveksharma6000 yeah lol
Is That A JojO rEfERENcE
@@RepenttoGodtoday jojo sUcKs
Nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnod
Technoblade: ohhhhhhhhh! I got a doggggggggggg!!!!!
Floof: u already have a dog.
Technoblade: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Floof: I’ll just leave
Technoblade: nooooooooooooo
Floof: u still have me
Stand User: TimeDeo
Stand name: [ T h e W a s t e ]
Stand Ability: Stopping time to steal money
LETS GO JOJO
Also can be made an scp firmat
SCP-9712
"Worst. Co-op. Ever. "
Object class: Apollyon
Special containment procedures: Due to the nature of the object, no containment is possible. All personel must ensure that the Foundation's bank account never exceeds 50 milion [REDACTED].
Description:
SCP-9712-1 is a humanoid entity that manifests whenever more than 50 milion [REDACTED] exist within a 1 (one) cubic meter area. Upon manifestation, SCP-9712-1 will instantly store the stolen [REDACTED] in [DATA EXPUNGED], and then proceed to do one of two things:
-Run towards the nearest cliff and jump off of it, disappearing in the process, leaving behind half of the [REDACTED] taken.
-Run to SCP-9712-2 and proceed to buy the most worthless item it can find for the largest amount of [REDACTED] possible.
All attempts to subdue the entity have failed consistently. No action is to be taken when the object is breaching to avoid wasting resources.
SCP-9712-2 is an anomalous building that has a 50% chance of appearing 3km off of any Foundation site where SCP-9712-1 manifests. At first glance, it looks like an abandoned warehouse covering roughly 20 (twenty) kilometers squared. However, the moment -1 approaches, -2 will start to change it's appearance to that of an auction house. Despite no signs of any activity in the area, the electronic displays mounted inside -2 show items that are up for auction at the time. These items range from luminescent potatoes to armour that was, supposedly, made out of "dragon scales". Next to the displays is a machine that accepts [REDACTED] as payment, and that has a terminal attached letting users bid on any items currently up for auction.
When -1 completes the transaction, -2 disappears.
SCP-9712-3 is a humanoid pig wearing a white T-shirt, black pants, a red cape and a golden crown embedded with innumerable gemstones of unknown origin. Whenever SCP-9712-1 manifests, -3 will do so as well, and after standing still for a few seconds while looking around in confusion, will begin a loud vocalization. While it is not harmful, it's range is estimated to be in the thousands of kilometers squared.
Addendum 1: Transcript of -3's speech:
"...What. ERGH? NO! NOOO! GET BACK HERE! *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!* "
Perfection
Is this a jojo referrence
He never knew that does missing hot potato books would lead to a full-out war
Against a squid man
those*
hey there are FUMING POTATO BOOKS LOL
@Mikayel Flynn MHM in dungeons there are fuming which are 10 times.the price
@@MrCrazy-td8ym The dungeons weren't out during the potato war
Petition to make technoblade change his skin to a zombie pigman for Halloween
Edit: techno, pls do this for october 2020
2021? 😔
+1
No FreeCats +1
Boop +1
upvoted
+1
The hot potato book crafting… was… beautiful?
Techno: Do you need a hug?
Obsidian Defender: *Nods*
Techno: Ok sure- AAAA-
a
DansuPotat a
a
Rip me- died from laughter
@@Alvionalx you really just commented "a" 3 times huh
“... yeah but... what if it’s bugged...”
“and he said *W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E* “
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
*W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E*
2019: Becoming the flash, killing dragons, getting the best sword
2020: Potato farming
2020 dungeons
Roger no
He spent like 3 months between the video before potato war 3 and potato war 3 farming potatoes
Massive upgrade over the years
2020 farming potato and dream smp
Rewatching these videos has really taken me back to the good days.
“Crazed man wields meat stick made out of his own kind he refers to as ‘bacon sword’.”
meat stick
what
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*pulls out meat scepter*
It's more of a meat "rapier" if you know what i- wait no that can be interpreted in too Many ways
ColaStorm no it’s *crazed man wields meat stick made out of his own kind*
Are we not gonna talk about that guy that stepped on his dogs?
1M subs with no videos challenge it was hascox
Lol. I spent like 5 minutes going frame by frame trying to see who it was
It was Deo.
bookle no it wasnt
It was a creature of a human being.. named "lifetimes"
Technoblade:
"Are you Okay? Do you need A hug?"
Obsidian defender:
Shakes head Yes
That Part Was REALY FUNNY!
It was 😂
i played it 4 times cuz of how funny it was
Ok
That’s a lot of likes. Didn’t expect that!!!
i agree
OMG its foogle 10:35 he denied the trade but in the potatoe war he was the man with enchanted mutton! thats why techno asked
"you're not pulling a foogle are you?"
“The Bourgeoisie have really high crit damage”- Technoblade, The art of war
He passed away sad
More like the art of potatos
or potato war
@@GalaxyGunnerrr we know
@@user-isdjbdhsjw it was months ago
2:22 before I played skyblock I genuinely thought he was joking, even after he explained it wasn’t a joke
Now I realize...
DoodleMeister1 you feel my pain
The Natetastic it got so much worse lol
Frozen scythe and bongo staff
zealots are annoying as hell if you two shot them, cause they start hitting back and then some fs/eb nerd shoots it
Anyone able to convince me to grind zealots because I genuinely don’t think it’s good for making money anymore that so many people are farming them
Imagine this would be even funnier if the person who killed his dogs was squid kid and he went on a revenge
A lil early
hotshotj6 is an idiot, but not compared to technoblade
@@gierr9812 yes that's why techno would take revenge on squid
Nah, its somebody called "lifetimess" or something. I HAD TO GET THE PERFECT FRAME TO CONFIRM THIS.
I still don't get why he got the dogs
thank you for everything techno.
don't worry, it'll be FUNNY!
-top 10 quotes before disaster
true
😆
Don’t worry guys and also wow you are bad at this game are up there 2
@@Enjinercraft 🗿
i will forever rewatch these kinds of video's.
you have given me happiness for the longest time and i will never forget that.
your physical form may not be here but i will remember the love youve given us. i will spread that love throughout the years.
rest in peace technoblade.
I too have been rewatching his videos in memory of him and i am proud to have been a viewer of one of the best eras of minecraft youtube with Technoblade
Correct my friend
Blood for the blood god!
This is why Technoblade never dies.
you've triggered my tears again
“The bourgeoisie have really high crit damage” -Technoblade
based
The Proletariat: spend hours of grinding to get lapis-lazuli armour despite it being a minimal increase
The Bourgeoisie: run around one-shotting zealots with a maxed Midas sword that took them months to get
The Aristocracy: run around in sponge armour with a maxed Midas sword while also owning multiple sets of maxed Speedster, Mastiff, Superior, Ultimate and Elegant they got from handouts from their guild
200 th like
Lol
I know how it's pronounced but I read it as boar geo e ose
This is the best time I've ever had watching a skyblock series, may Technoblade live forever in our hearts. Thanks for all the laughs.
7:17
"A hug?
In THIS epidemic?!"
-Technoblade while playing Minecraft Story Mode S2
CyanTheMarbleRacer Pandemic*
@@lobothelobster9483 its the same thing
Jotaro Kujo Tells a Joke Then Refuses to Explain It no a pandemic is larger
@@trishtrain2075 k then
@@metekaygsz7681 they really ain't
The blood god is so weirdly wholesome
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
You see this is like the sad backstory of the main character
Yes
@@kittycorndreams1177 *SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!*
You are broken
Monster:*freaks out*
Techno: are you ok?
Monster:*shakes head left and right*
Techno:do you need a hug?
Monster: *nods*
Techno:*hugs*
Monster: Incase you didnt notice ,you have fallen right into my trap!
*you have activated my trap card*
we watched the video dude
Okay, yes. But I beg you spell out 'you'
Techno: *hugs monster*
Monster: YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
anime is bad
Even after what happened, this video made me laugh like nothing ever changed. Just goes to show how immortal technos spirit is
I totally agree, I’ve been rewatching all of his videos and I’ve had lots of laughs :)
Technoblade never dies
techo: do you want a hug?
Obby defender: yes please
techno: * gives him a hug *
Obby defender: *well yes but actually no*
sorry to break it to you but its not an ender defender, its an obsidian defender
nah he hugged him but the obsidian defender had the virus
heres the timestamp btw 7:14
@@krayzeekat7279 L
@@krayzeekat7279 L
I don't think we appreciate how insanely weird it actually is that that Obsidian Defender started nodding right as Techno asked if it needed a hug.
467 likes and no comments? let me fix that.
Same
Not sure why
Yup
@@fireflymiesumae needed a hug obviously
Technoblade: The aspect of the dragon has only made 1 thing die
Me: actually two things, the dragon and my wallet
Its like 4 coins now wdym
You mean 4 millions coins? Bruh I see like the cheapest at the auction is like 2m, what auction do you go to? I need to know
@@ri1514 lowest aotd on BIN is 1.3m, lowest full enchanted one is 1.4m. Theres one with hpb and partially enchanted for 1.5m. 4 coins is an exaggeration to say that its cheap af, especially for such a good sword.
Welp I guess I’m just a dumbass
@@ri1514 1mil is nothing
11:19 well that aged badly, rip techno
that aged *baldy*
@@pablo2009minecraft -_-
@@pablo2009minecraft LMAAAAAAOOOOO
8:34
i love how genuinely worried he sounds here
reminds me of swavy
swavyrat69?
I'm convinced he's egging them on on purpose.
@@eyesofthecervino3366Nah bro has been grinding for eternaty. Like man was mortified.
“Aight imma head out”
-Floof 2019
yes.
F to techno
ight*
that floof ball is cute
@@nathanquoin i commented the same thing 2 minutes after the vid came out and got 2 likes
My friend: what’s the wifi password
Me: it’s at the back of the router
*The back of the router:*
3:25
HAHA
Wow, an original funny comment, haven’t seen one of those in a while
@@nadeezn ikr
Carter Tetreault I like ur profile pic
English is my second language but even I can understand what he's saying :/
I sometimes find that it feels pointless to watch a deceased creators content but for some reason or another I find myself coming back to these videos but not the others…
Some yt videos have rly good replayability. For me its just technoblade and sovietwomble that i always go back to watch. Very entertaining editing/formating
7:07
Techno : are you ok?
Obsidian defender : *shaking to say no*
Techno : do u.......*walks closer* do you need a hug
Obsidian defender : .....*nods*
Techno : *laughs a little* ok
Techno : AAHHH
AAAAAH
omg AHH HHH
@@redacted2396 bee bop?
*aaaa*
Hitler: *kills millions of his own kind*
Also Hitler: “I was mildly inconvenienced!”
@@ppslayergod69xd96 Khan : Did anyone say *MILLIONS*
stalin would work better than hitler
Also, according to Hitler, the people he killed weren’t “his own kind”
Physics lol his grandpa was Jewish
He wanted to make the Jew sword
it hurts to know that in the next year or two after this video his life would change so much rest in peace techno we miss you so much...
I think you speak for all of us
oh hell nah not this again ik his deaths sad but you dont have to spread these emotional comments even on his old vids just do it on the death video thing ok??
@@davijak_1 bro they are greifing
@@Willschaefer1 grieving?????????????????
@@Amanda-cq1oy bro I’m sped don’t worry bout it my guy
Technoblade never dies
sorry to break it to you, but hes dead
@@basket015 I know that it is, that's just something he used to say when he was alive
@@TafieHttyd i was just stating something, you didnt actually have to reply and waste breath on a dumbass like me on the internet, jeez
@@basket015 so was I, you aren't a dumbass I didn't mean to hurt you in any way, sorry if it came off as rude I know you had good intentions
@@basket015 technoblade never died he is always with us
7:13
Techno: y need a hug?
Obsidian guy: *nods his head*
Techno: ok i gib hug :] AHH-
to make the guy happy 3 years later:
Techno: "Do you need a hug?"
Obsidian Defender: *nods its head*
Techno: *audibly laughs* "Alright, I'll give you a hug! AHH-"
Rest In Peace, Technoblade.
IdiotIvan omg so funny
Wha- wha- just... what
Obsidian guy, u mean obsidian defender
Y need a hug, you mean “you need a hug?”
ok i gib hug :] AHH-, u mean “Ok I give hug :] AHH-“
Like I get it’s the joke that the grammar is incredibly flawed but like srsly dude chill if u drive in the joke too much it’s starts to not be funny anymore
The best thing is that it had a summ eye
Icychains 01 you must be insanely fun at parties. your sense of humor has me rolling on the floor
Ari Clark but it didnt
"I reject my humanity, Techno!"
-TimeDeo 2019
Jojo reference xd
*holds flower minion*
Is that a god damn jojo reference?
A man of culture I see
TIMEDEO!
Oh? You’re approaching the bank? Instead of screaming at me, you’re coming right to the money deposit? Even though our other coop members told you it was muda muda muda, like students desperately trying to finish the exam before the bell rings?
I can’t withdraw the money before you if i don’t get closer.
Oh ho! Then come as close as you like, as i use my tryhard powers to go at 90mph.
*menacingly walks to the bank*
techno: oh my god Technoblade
subtitles: no pie mod chuck normal aid
lol
its sad that now a flower minion sometimes sells for that amount in the dark auction😭 11:40
“Who spent all our money?”
“ *_KONO DEO DA_* “
@@WaterHexle r/wooosh u didint. Get the joke.
@@danielsousa9376 congratulations! You have reddit!
@Skrategic ok child
_GOODBYE __-JOJO-__ MONEY_
@@danielsousa9376 He did get the joke, but he was just correcting it from deo to dio. Seems like you have less iq than the average middle schooler :/
9:17 Turn on captions
"My dad hates me"
edit adter the unfortunate passing : im sorry if this is offensive somehow
edit: this aged horribly
my dad hates me No
But what dad?
Z1Re the same one that left to farm ender pearls 13 years ago
@@PC-qu7zk and never returned.
XD
Technoblade: you want a hug
Some dude:* shakes head*
Techno: *gives hug*
Three seconds later techno: AHHHH
that 'demo' at 6:16 made me laugh a long time. thank you for bringing so much joy into the world, techno.
"I saw one actual comment, and it was technoblade's"
- Albert Einstein, 2019
woah did he really say that
@@ratastic yes, he even has a pig poster in his old room with a crown
Tf no. Albert never said that
Obama did
Yeet brother
@@Fyice oMg r/wOooosh sTuPiD kId!!1!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!
“Local pig makes wolf his pet”
*oh how the turntables*
*have turned*
ryftE looks like the shoes on the other side
Half-Baked don’t u mean turned have?
Techno: After hours or grinding, we finally are back to 50 mil-
Deo: ZA WARUDOOO
TOMARE TOKI WO
za waruDEOOOO
@@jilliantenan7485 UCHIBIO KEKA
@@diobrando7774 NI BYOU KEKA
1 second a has passed 2 seconds have passed 3 seconds have passed
FLOWER MINIONA DA
he probably in a fight with god with the pigman sword rn
rip Techno
10:35 Foogle, the one who is partially forgiven after this crime during the potato war #2 after aiding Technoblade
You sir, are observant.
@@Tea_N_Crumpets he isn't pulling a Foogle y'know
“It’s a boomer dragon”-Technoblade 2019
Im better sven
Sven the dog no u is bad u is fake
“Do you need a hug?”
*Obsidian Defender nods*
“Hahah, ok I’ll give you a hug”
“AAAAUGH”
This my favorite part out of all the videos
Conclusion: never hug an Obsidian Defender
0:03 this song really hits different now that he's gone. we love you techno. rest in peace
Watching his content I feel so empty now... rest in peace Techno.
You too huh? Just rewatching all his videos?
Yes feels right
Yea i feel like died inside
same here man, I am just re-watching all of his videos
Amen
Technoblade: *"uses his cousins to make the deadliest sword"*
There can only be one
Mining your family for content
A battle hardened warrior
A small price to pay for salvation.
No it's his slaves
"ok but the dog"
-why is everyone commenting like this, 2019
Honestly i'm scared cause on any channel i go to the comments are flooded with those
@@rixinty oh
is this a new meme ?? Have I missed something ?? Why does everyone do this ?
@@rixinty
_"Me too"_
-Me 2019
PS: I'm pretty sure it started from MrBeast's video
ok but the dog
I've been rewatching those and noticed something. At 10:35 a player named Foogle decline the trade effectively trolling techno and guess what ? In the potato war episode 1 techno trade for enchanted mutton with that same player Foogle while saying "you're not pulling a foogle are you ?" Its all connected
Already rewatching this legends stuff it’s sad to see him leave this earth rip techno
To whoever doesn’t know what hot potato books do,
Hot Potato Book (defined by Hypixel)
“Combine this Book in an Anvil with a weapon or armor piece to gain a small but permanent stat boost!”
Defined by me:
Hot potato book makes thing it’s added to slightly better forever
No im pretty sure techno described it better sry
ropucha 1 well yes he is the god of explanations
"small but permanent stat boost"
now where have I heard that before?
@@NetheriteMiner fairy souls
@@honchkrowabcd yep lmao
“Do you need a hug”
*nods*
“Okay”
*you fool you fallen into my trap*
Thunder cross spit attack
Congrats on reaching 15M...
Watching your videos now feel so bittersweet. I love you techno
it hurts me psychologically when he doesn’t put telekinesis on his swords...
10,000 subscribers with no videos? Yeah imagine being endgame and not having telekinesis
It physically hurts me when he doesn't. It's so cheap and easy to do. This is why you talk to NPCs.
@@TheCMranch1 that's because he grinds in the end and if he puts telekenisis all the pearls from the enderman will fill up his inv and be an inconvenience
It hurts me when he doesn't merge the books to reduce the experience cost
@@westerlybog he did
-me, 2019
“Wait this isn’t right”
r/iamveryrandom
Timo Dirrigl r/ihavereddit
AcidFS r/weirdflexbutok
Ɛxplosion r/hmmmm
snix I prefer the real hmmmm
Techno: *exists*
Techno's fans in streams: *_SUFFER_*
Not funny, didnt laugh 🗿🗿
@@peepeepoopoo8900 i like how who tf asked
7:12
do u need a hug?
*NODS AGGRESIVELY*
8:07 My captions said “I spent hours crying infants”😂
WHAT 😂😂
4:24 my captions said chuck normal aid
Lmao
The funny thing is, that sounds like something techno would actually say
lmaooo
"THE RISE OF THE PROLETARIAT"
but little did techno know, that in a few months it would become true
hue
Car Hawk a
This aged like milk
“This is a confusing comment section”
-everyone’s thoughts, 2019
“This is a confusing comment section”
-everyone’s thoughts, 2019
- Aiden Smith
2023 blud nga
Thank you, Techno, for making my childhood so much better.
Rest in Peace, Potato King.
His videos helped me through rough times, and never failed to make me laugh or smile. His amazing personality and dry humor earned him so much popularity on this platform. He'll be missed, but never forgotten.
Here's techno, he has a sword.
Is he made out of sword or is the sword made out of flesh?
*He screams, for he doesn't know*
Sword definitely is made of gun... I think
he is made of sword because he is so good at combat
HE'S THE BLADE FOR A REASON
@@lasvina3610 nice pun
Made of flesh gaming
Years ago you fought in the Potato war, now we beg you to help us in the struggle against the Dante. This is our most desperate hour, help us Technoblade, you're our only hope.
Guess what
star wars be popping off
"Did I miss a joke?"
Me- 2019
"same"
-me 2019
“wait is this from mrbeast?”
-me 2019
“original comment”
-me, 2019
“Will this ever end?”
-Me
90:0000000000000
"I said deadliest, alright? Cause it makes most things DEAD"
Best line ever 🔥