I BROKE ALL OF THE BONES IN MY BODY | Helping Hand

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  • @harasnicole
    @harasnicole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    "Why half-ass anything when I can just whole ass everything?"
    Oh, that's good. I'm gonna use that from now on. Thanks, Sean!

  • @nialldowling658
    @nialldowling658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2963

    Jack looks a lot happier after his break

    • @fullnonsense3624
      @fullnonsense3624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      QWERTY Dowling ❤️ by Jacksepticeye

    • @satonut9699
      @satonut9699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I like how the game gives us a «fuck you» at the first second

    • @ewwa4190
      @ewwa4190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      969 don’t wanna ruin it

    • @therobloxinfluencer5266
      @therobloxinfluencer5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sean*

    • @mightyreds1892
      @mightyreds1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lewis Heath no one asked

  • @duckquack.
    @duckquack. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    Jack: No one has high-fived it yet.
    Me: *slaps screen*
    Jack: Thanks me!
    Me: *looking at myself in disappointment*

  • @resplndnt
    @resplndnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I’d understand a patient being pretty angry about their situation, especially towards the staff, because I’ve been angry at the medical staff when I was at a hospital because they were trying to tell me jokes when I effectively fainted because I had pneumonia and a different staff member fucked up putting the IV in me

    • @serpentsfix
      @serpentsfix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They're humans, not robots. They make mistakes, and the staff telling you jokes were just trying to calm you down. They were just trying to help man.

    • @resplndnt
      @resplndnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@serpentsfix and being quiet about them screwing up won’t make them improve

    • @greathoonta3461
      @greathoonta3461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      To this day I have a horrible fear of needles because my doctor had a brand new nurse do my grade 7 shots. She was absolutely horrible. And ever since I am extremely picky over who can give me shots.

    • @skettlu2344
      @skettlu2344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@serpentsfix TELLING JOKES WHILE FAINTING BECAUSE OF PNEUMONIA IS NOT HELPING

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@serpentsfix well yes but being quiet about this stuff won't help you you can be angry without being rude and the original commenter just said they were angry not being rude to the doctors

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    Barbara: **proceeds to insult Jack and verbally abuse him horribly**
    Jack: Babs, is there a bit of a - maybe a spark between us?
    Me: **spits out water**

    • @misterfuntimefreddygentelm3006
      @misterfuntimefreddygentelm3006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Breaking news! Hi im........ With your daily news report and here we have the green eyeball man getting turned on my the single handed most BEAUTIFUL nurse there is. C a l l m e d i r t y t r a s h b a b s!

    • @nawtysp00ky
      @nawtysp00ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ४DJ_Darkia_Emryn४ *blushes* uh..

    • @nawtysp00ky
      @nawtysp00ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Claire brown xD

    • @yoruniku8858
      @yoruniku8858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A bad spark. For sure.

    • @Chaos_Incarnet
      @Chaos_Incarnet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      INSULT KINK I FUCKIN KNEW IT
      also i dropped the piece of casadia that i was eating thanks jack

  • @samanthacowick3755
    @samanthacowick3755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    When he made the patient joke and his neck went all side ways...
    I swear anti was coming

    • @justuschalloner5356
      @justuschalloner5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same

    • @dylansmith1571
      @dylansmith1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bruh that squishing sound XD i died.

    • @bagely_
      @bagely_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow, 3 people with profile pictures the almost the same shade, how ironic. (Also yeah I agree with the original post)

    • @iguessimjustme5316
      @iguessimjustme5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr. Scared me for a second lol

    • @gabrielsmithdahl4067
      @gabrielsmithdahl4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bagely_ Irony is not coincidence.

  • @papisloud
    @papisloud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Nurse Stacey"
    *SO THIS IS HOW CHASE MET STACEY AND SHE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIM-*

    • @idekyeet8382
      @idekyeet8382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pap is loud that's alot of theory foughter

    • @spunketpunk2067
      @spunketpunk2067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Das a good theory right there dude :>

    • @dalena5740
      @dalena5740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FUCK

  • @jennifermckenzie5632
    @jennifermckenzie5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Jack, it WAS Jeff's fault cause if you look he was on both lanes and you were on yours.

    • @thegrimviolet9497
      @thegrimviolet9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It could have been a one way that the guy drove down without realizing

    • @MortyC--js7oo
      @MortyC--js7oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or maybe it was a compact only road.

    • @skittleskittleskittle1052
      @skittleskittleskittle1052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And plus, if he loses his job... He can go find another one for all we care. BUT Jack... He nearly lost his whole body. That’s something you can never get back unless this was Ghost in the Shell or smth, but it’s not.

    • @wokei2888
      @wokei2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thegrimviolet9497 nah if u look closely you can see a line that splits lanes and he was on both

  • @ckmorgan8454
    @ckmorgan8454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Jack was saying how he wouldn't seem much different after this break, but you can tell he is actually bubbley and not just just acting bubbley!! It's very nice to see him actually happy.

    • @Saveroony
      @Saveroony 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Sean not Jack by the way

    • @laceyrosier3429
      @laceyrosier3429 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Saveroony he goes by both. Hence the JACKsepticeye.

    • @Saveroony
      @Saveroony 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laceyrosier3429 ok thanks for letting me know

  • @coalspruce
    @coalspruce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Hey jack, just wanted to say that being on stage at the JFL festival was amazing!! It was by far one of the best experiences of my life and hopefully you remember making jokes about my name... thank you SO much for coming here to Montreal!!

    • @sleepysleep
      @sleepysleep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i both envy you and feel excited for you

    • @oscarthebestmaguire7482
      @oscarthebestmaguire7482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      inhumanpoppy h

    • @alicia-hd2cs
      @alicia-hd2cs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      inhumanpoppy What was the joke?
      (also congrats on seeing him and getting pinned)

    • @rzureik2653
      @rzureik2653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really want to know what the joke is

    • @mrmaneatspie329
      @mrmaneatspie329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He never went to Newfoundland 😞

  • @Rfox2703
    @Rfox2703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Am I the only person wondering why they brought a "Get Well Soon" balloon for a terminally ill patient?

    • @andrewnibbi
      @andrewnibbi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Rfox 2703 for the purposes of ironic comedy. Terminally ill people always like jokes about their imminent demise.

    • @kamikazebanzai1005
      @kamikazebanzai1005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *sigh*
      because they got the wrong patient

    • @bobbywatson942
      @bobbywatson942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Helen G. Pitts fuck off

    • @art1637
      @art1637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Helen G. Pitts whats next? “Free v-bucks and nudes”?

    • @sydneyfoster3693
      @sydneyfoster3693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Terminally ill people don't always like jokes about their imminent demise

  • @pro_tnt_gamer3141
    @pro_tnt_gamer3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    39:44 when Jack does the voice impression for the lawyer he sounds like kermit

  • @rocrod430
    @rocrod430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    *Anything happens*
    Jack: BAAAAAAAAAABS

    • @Bairdy99
      @Bairdy99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rocco Rodriguez first also I know

    • @andrewhealey8177
      @andrewhealey8177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    • @kashootmyself8137
      @kashootmyself8137 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rocco Rodriguez BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS
      Yes I know I over do it WAY to much but WHO DA FUDGE CARES?!

  • @mistyeyes3311
    @mistyeyes3311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Sean: "Oh God I'm dying"
    Sean: *falls to the ground*
    Me: *dies of internal laughter*

  • @rosie1146
    @rosie1146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Summer camp instructor: ok Sean do you have any team building excersizes for us to try?
    Jack: *HIGH FIVES!!*
    instructor: get out.

  • @kaylierogers8980
    @kaylierogers8980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The fainting makes me laugh so hard. I will honestly watch this 100x just to watch it 😂😂

  • @xxr4bidr4ch3l8
    @xxr4bidr4ch3l8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Oh. My. God.. my step dad is a truck driver.. and Jack.. his name is JEFF 😂

  • @fenriswoof3021
    @fenriswoof3021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2024

    Im getting a sense of deja vu here

    • @TheHoodedKnight
      @TheHoodedKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Fenris Woof YES, I feel like be played it before. I thought that same thing

    • @gangganguwu6219
      @gangganguwu6219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He has

    • @poptarttss
      @poptarttss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *DEJA VU*

    • @stephenskillern8065
      @stephenskillern8065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He played a demo of this last year, just type 'helping hand jacksepticeye'. it should show both the old video and this video.

    • @tapwater9435
      @tapwater9435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Higher on the streets?

  • @aubreyh1900
    @aubreyh1900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    23:06 "We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo."

  • @papisloud
    @papisloud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jack: i already have a gang, its the Chill Pack ;)
    Jack later: Oooh are you one of the gangs i heard about? **join**

  • @frostyboiyt9589
    @frostyboiyt9589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Jack: "Hawaii's in Africa right?"
    Me: [insert cringe sounds here]

    • @serenitylahner4258
      @serenitylahner4258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *angry stickbug noises* 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

    • @TheTrueVib3
      @TheTrueVib3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fukkin all of america bans jack from that comment.

    • @theuniverse5158
      @theuniverse5158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTrueVib3 all of me bans you for banning jack from commenting something stupid

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it's so cringy that he made a joke about Hawaii being in Africa, bcuz he clearly really believes that. Even if it hadn't been a joke, u wouldn't need to cringe. I'm sure you know everything right? Guarantee there is plenty of stuff you don't know that other's would think is cringeworthy. What's cringy is that tired ass comment format that u used. Everyone loves to copy one another and think they are original and funny. You're not writing a screenplay. If you are going to use it, at least make it funny, don't act like u know everything, and not cringe at people who might not know something. May think i am coming at u at bit strong with this, but I am just tired of people acting like they know everything, and write comments like u did.

    • @GayLuigi333
      @GayLuigi333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 yeah you’re overreacting.

  • @viktorayy
    @viktorayy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Press F to pay respect to Jack's bones.

  • @acedianihil8208
    @acedianihil8208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Man, you think a lot of this is just over the top, but as someone whos been in and out of hospitals for most of their life. some of these characters are dead accurate. There really are people who will treat you that way because youre not a human but a problem to take care of because its a job.

    • @DutchMelon
      @DutchMelon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Acedia Nihil my nurse yesterday night was a barbs type

    • @JessiBe
      @JessiBe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I saw a lot of that during my clinicals. A lot of people just get desensitized and forget that it is a human being they are treating. It made me really sad, but it made me make a promise to myself I would never end up like that. Every human being deserves caring treatment, especially the one's that cannot move or speak.

  • @moonscotty_
    @moonscotty_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Cut him some slack, shit was hilarious, some of you don’t understand the fact that the game itself is a joke, so not paying attention or answering wrong could even make it better

    • @luckymagethaumia94
      @luckymagethaumia94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kobi Kuchen we know this is a shitpost but we could apreciate at least a little bit of conciousness in making choices.

    • @YokomichiSilver
      @YokomichiSilver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah kinda have to agree here. The game is fun but it does require the player to be able to make fast choices in terms of responses. I do get Jack's type of humor but it doesn't fit every game out there. It sorta works here but at the same time I just wish he was a bit faster in responses.

  • @kirbycat6007
    @kirbycat6007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Jack: (bends neck enough that it looked broken)
    Me: ANTI I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So it wasn’t just me who thought of our glitchy friend!

    • @kirbycat6007
      @kirbycat6007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@poisontippedsword3457 yeah anything that he does that's related to him, I'm like, "it's anti isn't it''

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anti what?

  • @TheAmanda4life
    @TheAmanda4life 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The truck was driving in the MIDDLE of the road! It was his fault

  • @chanel1222
    @chanel1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "That's bits of me that are outside of me that should be inside of me, I don't like it doc"

  • @KittyCatAddict
    @KittyCatAddict 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The accident WAS actually Jeff's fault cause he was riding in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD 😂

    • @petrarose6595
      @petrarose6595 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They both where i think. Lmao

  • @ollierodriguez7589
    @ollierodriguez7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    13:39 tell me that doesn't sound like she said "hell yeah" in a jenna marbles voice- (in game right after he says it)

  • @garrywulf537
    @garrywulf537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I don't know why, but I really don't like those types of games (or movies/shows etc) where everyone is either a moron or an asshole to the main character and they can't do anything about it, it's just really annoying to me.
    Great video tho Jack, it's good to have you back!

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed, especially that nurse.

    • @jamie7754
      @jamie7754 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up, furry.

    • @garrywulf537
      @garrywulf537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      make me

  • @tonymaggiesbabygirl
    @tonymaggiesbabygirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    DR, SHNEEPS WHERE ARE YA!!!!

    • @trainsareloud2736
      @trainsareloud2736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maddies Mega Life YES I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

    • @viktorayy
      @viktorayy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anti got em

    • @olivertommasi2711
      @olivertommasi2711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RIP jackspedicey died of ligma...

    • @marytichelaar7225
      @marytichelaar7225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anti pretty powerful.... But there's still a small chance that he survived.

    • @TangleHamain
      @TangleHamain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maddies Mega Life EXACTLY!!!!!

  • @annabilkey6158
    @annabilkey6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Jack: I NEED A HELPING HAND
    Me: * reaches out hand and drops phone*

  • @owldusty2725
    @owldusty2725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    10:04 did he just pull a natsuki?

    • @applepiie07
      @applepiie07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **YOU CLEVER BITCH**

    • @jama765
      @jama765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Captain Amemeica24 yes

    • @itzcat288
      @itzcat288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Captain Amemeica24 omg yes!!!

    • @Pifeo
      @Pifeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Natskui confirmed BUT WHERE IS MONIKA

    • @SeptembersOblivion
      @SeptembersOblivion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Pifeo plot twist it's actually Babs! Just Babs!

  • @KelasKakapAnimation
    @KelasKakapAnimation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Jack's face alone is enough to make my cheeks hurt from laughing xD

    • @derpytastic4408
      @derpytastic4408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You might wanna get that checked out! Haha

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I guess you do need a helping hand if you are that injured

  • @AlopexTheKitsune
    @AlopexTheKitsune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “A weakling with no backbone!”
    YEAH! THAT’S BECAUSE THE TRUCK TOOK IT OUT!
    You should’ve said that! XD

  • @kfoster1463
    @kfoster1463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Within the first 30 seconds, when Jack said, "...and everything went flawlessl-" My computer shut off. I giggled a bit there... Did you? No? Okay... I'll go now.

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jack: gets pissed that nobody high fives him
    Fans: high fives him on screen

  • @MrBazmurph
    @MrBazmurph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The doctor talking, I swear I'm dying that was so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing 😂🤣

    • @Quince477
      @Quince477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tamara Fusciardi Murphy lol

    • @arielle1244
      @arielle1244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's pray for Jack's hand. Hope his hand will be rejuvenated soon. Amen ✊

    • @GawrGurasBathTubPizza
      @GawrGurasBathTubPizza 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sucking up to the americans in every video, everyone on the planet is so americanised. American terminology, slang, accents, products eg coolaid..You're Irish living in england, just stick to english slang/jokes

    • @Quince477
      @Quince477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      google inc "everyone on the planet is so amercanised" are you ok? If you honestly think that you don't know the world we're living in. And what is an "American joke" exactly? I don't see nothing wrong with it

    • @MrBazmurph
      @MrBazmurph 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Q R my thought exactly... Just because the comments are not in slang text, all of a sudden we're all American

  • @collo1108
    @collo1108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You need to play skate 3 again because when you played Session you said you would play it again as a "throwback". The birth of "SPEED IS KEY" and you know Betty misses you.

  • @Хюсеин-и4ч
    @Хюсеин-и4ч 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    John Cena went through a car accident. This is the following conversation with the Doc and John Cena
    John Cena: Where am i?
    Doc:ICU
    John Cena: No you can't ;/

    • @ttvdelirium343
      @ttvdelirium343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clever 👍👍👏👏👏👏🙌

    • @thelgbtqqaaipcommunity7266
      @thelgbtqqaaipcommunity7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he is not @@ttvdelirium343. He stole it from Jacksepticeye.

    • @thelgbtqqaaipcommunity7266
      @thelgbtqqaaipcommunity7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Husko, You used: Improper Grammer, Improper Spelling, And stole it from Jacksepticeye.

    • @GamerGirl0120-w2g
      @GamerGirl0120-w2g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thelgbtqqaaipcommunity7266 and you can't even spell 'grammar'

    • @kaitohatsune8928
      @kaitohatsune8928 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @Lekuinn
    @Lekuinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Seeing sean happy, fulfilled and all is the best thing in the world.

  • @CastleBravo023
    @CastleBravo023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Natsuki neck crack?

    • @rileybreazeale
      @rileybreazeale 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please tell me what time that happens at

  • @malica_mistyface
    @malica_mistyface 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    *my name is Connor, i'm the android sent by Cyberlfe*

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My name is Jack, I'm the Septiceye sent by TH-cam.

    • @caidenhinnem1397
      @caidenhinnem1397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cyberlife not Caberlyfe

    • @basedtrae3373
      @basedtrae3373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How you gon edit your comment and still spell shit wrong😂

    • @malica_mistyface
      @malica_mistyface 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      VeZ. ( ;~;) woops...

    • @meeelatonin7760
      @meeelatonin7760 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      im going crazy because of this

  • @CrazySocks73
    @CrazySocks73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    10:03 anti septiceye exposed

    • @haleygarcia5901
      @haleygarcia5901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for putting the time for that

    • @redcr33perproductions
      @redcr33perproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Purified Fox he’s back! He’s possessed Jack

    • @witheredl.s3986
      @witheredl.s3986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ironic part is later in the video there is actually antiseptic eye

    • @thelgbtqqaaipcommunity7266
      @thelgbtqqaaipcommunity7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **in Demonic Voice**
      *Where, my @@witheredl.s3986?!?!*

  • @YourMom-gx2bk
    @YourMom-gx2bk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What Happened to *"MAA, HEY MAAH"*

    • @cleverpun5824
      @cleverpun5824 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have not heard that exclamation since the summer of 2015, when jack still played happy wheels.

  • @WILHELMZOMBA
    @WILHELMZOMBA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jack to barbra: nobody wanna see us together... but it don't matter no...

  • @alysamae1137
    @alysamae1137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I actually watched every second of this video game where the people sound like babies and the game play is flicking people off... and I loved it XD

    • @isaahmasters9953
      @isaahmasters9953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AlysaMae11 I saw other people do that to lol

    • @joelcrane9981
      @joelcrane9981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not to be annoying or anything but it's flipping people off not flicking

    • @mrchicken15
      @mrchicken15 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AlysaMae11 same here hahaha

    • @alysamae1137
      @alysamae1137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joel Crane really??? I’ve always said flicking. Huh

    • @adamtobroxen3709
      @adamtobroxen3709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've heard it as both flicking and flipping. I've lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia, Colorado. It's possible that it is another dialect thing like Soda/Soda Pop/Pop/Coke. My mom says flicking and not flipping.

  • @lostland4508
    @lostland4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:26
    I thought you were gonna say, "down with the sickness" and I was about to comment:
    "8:26
    ROCK ON, MAH DUDE"

  • @waffleswaffles4795
    @waffleswaffles4795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jack: *picks a song*
    Jack: *looks at the window smiling*
    Jack: *got hit by a truck*
    Me: this is how people make fries people👌

    • @debbiemartin5074
      @debbiemartin5074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bacon 25 XD lol

    • @waffleswaffles4795
      @waffleswaffles4795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LarryLuvsMemes ! Jackpidicey is dead......
      *cAUsE hE bEcAMe a SmaSh pOtAtO*

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Jack doing the "OK" Hand gesture. Meanwhile in 2018 - 2019 : " GOT 'EM. "

  • @gina_drawss4488
    @gina_drawss4488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Congrats on becoming a stand-up comedian 8)

    • @casey5745
      @casey5745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looked soo happy omg I'm so proud of him

  • @thequalitycomedian7842
    @thequalitycomedian7842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Our green bean is moving up in the world. I can just imagine Jack at Russel Howard’s Stand Up Central.

  • @ThisDude9001
    @ThisDude9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jack: *Somone treating him like literal trash* Omg she's the best! ^^
    Jack: *best lawyer in town representing him* *flips him off*
    Maybe Zoe and Tyler were right when they said mentally challenged

    • @elookout8864
      @elookout8864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noah Bedette I don't think you know how to use a colon correctly in a sentence.

  • @Qrtxi
    @Qrtxi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    If he actually did break all his bones....
    *NO GOD NO! PLEASE NO*

  • @jordyflores8183
    @jordyflores8183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sometimes when jack gets excited I feel like a really proud parent who watched the kid finish a marathon in first place... lol I really like seeing jack excited because it makes me smiled and really happy!!

  • @emelyseheon6809
    @emelyseheon6809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You should do a video where you play all the games you used to play when you were starting TH-cam. Like Happy Wheels, Evie, Skate 3, Turbo Dismount, etc. That would be so cool.

    • @cklmfd8813
      @cklmfd8813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah, he already got everything he could out of those

    • @theresaterlizzi5113
      @theresaterlizzi5113 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emely Seheon gta 5

  • @liviannadavis8455
    @liviannadavis8455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jack: high five
    Me: cracks screen
    Jack: thanks me!
    Me: well that was nice

  • @XxDibbsxX
    @XxDibbsxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Jesus people. This is just his personality. He always has something to say about what's going on in a game. He's obviously in a good mood, a better one than he has been in the past few weeks. If you don't like the commentary, simple don't watch it. ✌️ But I'll always be here for support

    • @bonestrokes1961
      @bonestrokes1961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please don't refer to me as Jesus people I believe in him but it sounds like your referring to my religion as a cult or something, and it was pretty offensive I can understand that you wouldn't understand if you don't believe in Jesus or a God or anything but I was pretty offended although I'm not going to hold it against you or him or anyone and also I can understand he doesn't believe and I'm not trying to sound harsh or anything I hope you understand

    • @pepsimanondrugs9171
      @pepsimanondrugs9171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Demira Berbiglia It's called giving feedback...

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I like the commentary, I don’t like that he’s ignoring almost everything in this game.

    • @Zokyden
      @Zokyden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pinapplepapi. Jesus people

    • @colinbarker5559
      @colinbarker5559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pinapplepapi Jesus people

  • @potatocheese3559
    @potatocheese3559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That was definitely Jeff’s fault he was driving on the line

  • @mrnix1001
    @mrnix1001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I can't believe I watched 59 minutes of this ... but I did, and I kinda liked it.

    • @blazechh3993
      @blazechh3993 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholas Leon me too

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh there's 59 minutes of this. Alright.

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholas Leon content

    • @tdude9644
      @tdude9644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only kinda? Fake fan over here!

    • @dannym6900
      @dannym6900 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      15 secs left...

  • @maxwilliams2743
    @maxwilliams2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    his face when he fell is the face you make when u confused af

  • @dark3889
    @dark3889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Was that Anti? Because when Jack turned his head to the laughing that looked Demonic

    • @erikab7439
      @erikab7439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dark Flame ikr

    • @AlissaZ
      @AlissaZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where

    • @Smoobers
      @Smoobers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No it was just him pretending to break his neck for a gag lol

    • @rashmichakraborty3998
      @rashmichakraborty3998 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro u tripping

  • @amimir6704
    @amimir6704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    antisepticeye moment?
    He tried cracking Jack’s neck owo

    • @nicholasmari5964
      @nicholasmari5964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shaphasteus Bun when exactly. Was anti in this?

    • @dantethunderstone8980
      @dantethunderstone8980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Around 10:00 Jack made a patient pun and when he laughed he tilted his head and it sounded like he snapped his neck

    • @amimir6704
      @amimir6704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rachael H. Smith ooohh...

    • @jayfk2811
      @jayfk2811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Owo

    • @ray_zor5585
      @ray_zor5585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anti has turned jack into Jacksuki

  • @maltoskimmy
    @maltoskimmy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Arent you impressed I'm still filling up the bag with peepee"-Jacksepticeye 2018 lol i am ded 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @MrGrappl
    @MrGrappl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *DOKI DOKI* BA DADADA DADA DA DA DADADA DA DADA DADA DADA DA DA EVERY DAY IMAGINE A FUTURE WHERE I CAN BE WITH YOU! DADADA DADADA DA! DADA DA DADADA DA

  • @acrojen03
    @acrojen03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Eduardo’s family sign is an actual gang sign if I’m not mistaken... XD
    Or maybe it’s just similar. I suddenly got confused with one of the fingers...

    • @trollmochi
      @trollmochi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Psst.....
      I like your profile picture
      I purple you! Fighting!💜💜

  • @fbi9711
    @fbi9711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    doctor: uhgbuh adubgu Huguenot adudah

    • @tinkant5210
      @tinkant5210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FBI knows all.

    • @minsknuke6910
      @minsknuke6910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Priest sounds Worse

    • @lucysanchez3280
      @lucysanchez3280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FBI lol it's worse than that. "Bwablugjkinblalalbdni"

  • @shintaku3725
    @shintaku3725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    28:27
    Yup, tig ol' bitties
    That's the term

  • @moist80
    @moist80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I forgot my volume was all the way up when I clicked this video and it’s like 12:30am so “*whoosh sound*TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES” just blasted at full volume and scared me so much 😂literally dying Rn

  • @joefus7124
    @joefus7124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Remember when Jack told us that we are "The instant chill pack"

  • @mentallyunstableorphan
    @mentallyunstableorphan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Is anybody else so annoyed that the video isn’t exactly one hour long?

  • @kristyashmore341
    @kristyashmore341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Will you please do the other endings!!

  • @vernzmarcobenitez2332
    @vernzmarcobenitez2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When the priest came, I lost it..😂😂😂 He sounds like he's having a stroke..

  • @clibothy
    @clibothy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Hey guys imagine if Sean did an hour long helping hand vid
    Crazy, right?

    • @eggplantgod9630
      @eggplantgod9630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unthinkable xD

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fifty-nine minutes fifteen seconds

    • @clibothy
      @clibothy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theab3957 yo why did you respond to my comment from 3 years ago

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@clibothy Why not?

    • @clibothy
      @clibothy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theab3957 solid point

  • @ashtonwilliams253
    @ashtonwilliams253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Everyone at the beginning: Aww I’m so proud of my boy

  • @Unieh
    @Unieh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Every Bone? Even the one in your pants?

  • @checkerboardexceptoldandde2597
    @checkerboardexceptoldandde2597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    did
    did jaCK MAKE AN EDDSWORLD REFERENCE
    HOLY SHI-
    *world explodes*

    • @luckytiggertalia
      @luckytiggertalia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jennifer The Homestuck Fan I GOT SO HAPPY HAJDJFDKCKD

    • @Bruh-ms1go
      @Bruh-ms1go 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR

    • @diegospanties4637
      @diegospanties4637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HE DID THE EDWARDO REFRENCE IM SCREAMING-

    • @that_awkward_dragon4797
      @that_awkward_dragon4797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't catch it. What did he say? ;-;

    • @mxyrnic5454
      @mxyrnic5454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evelyn Judisch "Eduardooo.." 47:19

  • @rissawatts2406
    @rissawatts2406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    WAIT I JUST REALISED THEYRE LITERALLY SAYING THEIR OWN NAME WHEN THEY SPEAK LIKE POKEMON

  • @nicks.notkool
    @nicks.notkool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jack: gets into prison, Joins 2 gangs immediately
    Me: ...

  • @Ari-rm9xw
    @Ari-rm9xw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    So to everyone saying that theres alot of us being rude and negitive and that the game needs comentary : its true that he has things to say all the time, and thats why we love him, if he didn't his channel would be rather boring.it's not that alot of us dont like that, it's just that alot of us liked the game and we feel as if the game was kind of thrown to the side. Please try to understand that many of us are not meaning to be rude, and I for one apologize if my comments come off that way.

    • @curliest.q
      @curliest.q 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boo Cosby the game was kinda thrown off to the side, but at least he didn't like idk just take the game off the screen for then entire video and just talk about his day lol

    • @Overcast_Props
      @Overcast_Props 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boo Cosby you are speaking the truth!

    • @yang3624
      @yang3624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yas i just got so pissed at 2 others 4 being rude and not leting him make the content that makes him happy

    • @erikglaze3776
      @erikglaze3776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wow, so formal. Good for you being so polite on a youtube comment. respect.

    • @Ari-rm9xw
      @Ari-rm9xw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little Round Thing lol yea, (though i would have watched and enjoyed that too lol)

  • @papisloud
    @papisloud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *BAAAAAAABBSSS!!!*

    • @DoNotDisturb.
      @DoNotDisturb. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pap is loud omg, your pfp is cuuuuuuuuuuttte as ... jacksepticeye!!!!!!!

    • @Ap3xHD
      @Ap3xHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      pap is loud BAABBSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @papisloud
      @papisloud 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jood AL - ghamdi aww thaanks!!! I made it muhself :"D

    • @DoNotDisturb.
      @DoNotDisturb. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pap is loud what ?
      wow bro you have to teach meh

  • @tOSdude
    @tOSdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The menu beeping freaked me out, I thought my headset was dying.

  • @autisticgamer24
    @autisticgamer24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    They sound like "sims" talking.

  • @ShoddyLegion
    @ShoddyLegion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love his enthusiasm!

  • @trishsparda001
    @trishsparda001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    well we caught glimpses of Chase and Anti in there and damnit stacey taking advantage of Chase when he was unable to do anything about it

    • @kazzieOR
      @kazzieOR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ravenstorm You saw the anti scene as well Glad I’m not the only one

  • @rashiddaniel6865
    @rashiddaniel6865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how jack put up the middle finger and the doctor said I'm just going to ignore that response😂😂😂😂😂

  • @griffin_valkyrie
    @griffin_valkyrie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    39:20 voice acting: 10/10

  • @danielthecowboy9145
    @danielthecowboy9145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    its confirmed..... sean is a sub...

  • @kashootmyself8137
    @kashootmyself8137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Roses are red
    Part of septic Sam's eye is blue
    You know what IM gonna say next
    You should say it too,
    BBBBAAAAAAABBBBSSSSSSSS BBBBBAAAAAAAABBBBBBBEEEEEEESSSSSS

  • @JEWBOBGREEDYPANTS
    @JEWBOBGREEDYPANTS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BABS BANS BABS BABS BAAAAAAAAABS!!!!!

    • @JEWBOBGREEDYPANTS
      @JEWBOBGREEDYPANTS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fundiamond 211 hahaha yes that's perfect

    • @fundiamond2118
      @fundiamond2118 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Assassin gamer what is your favorite quote from this video

    • @JEWBOBGREEDYPANTS
      @JEWBOBGREEDYPANTS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fundiamond 211 babs

    • @fundiamond2118
      @fundiamond2118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Assassin gamer someone should make a compilation of Sean saying BABS!!!!!!!

    • @mr.crabbyturtle
      @mr.crabbyturtle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabs

  • @lostsilver1162
    @lostsilver1162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jack just keeps falling back and I can't xD

    • @lostsilver1162
      @lostsilver1162 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Orcutt Sure thing, why not.

  • @Spacey75257
    @Spacey75257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Who else high fived the screen?

  • @lucynsuns
    @lucynsuns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Please do more I wanna see more barbara love

    • @cammellocalypse
      @cammellocalypse 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a really juicy ending with Barbara. Jack's crazy enough to find it, I think :>

    • @goose4989
      @goose4989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what juicy?
      MY EYES

    • @cammellocalypse
      @cammellocalypse 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Developer secrets, I'll never tell!

    • @goose4989
      @goose4989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Think you have to flop her off

    • @goose4989
      @goose4989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need more bones

  • @incorrectlywired3417
    @incorrectlywired3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    28:27
    Jack: I'm married, I have an anime loving girlfriend-
    Me: Wait-Are you cheating on you wife?
    Jack: She has tig ol' biddies
    Me: Who and What???
    Jack: And her name is-Nestume
    Me: *Too confused to process*

  • @freddude1179
    @freddude1179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why does it sound like every person has had a stroke or on drugs?

  • @Atinkyboo
    @Atinkyboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    47:17
    EDDSWORLD REFERENCE?

  • @aliciasimmons7142
    @aliciasimmons7142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:01 anyone else notice the middle finger on screen🤣

  • @boonyt7193
    @boonyt7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS

    • @rileyhenry4243
      @rileyhenry4243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeet

    • @adamuntius9646
      @adamuntius9646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AAAAAAAaaaa... (Cough) (cough), choked on the AWESOMENESS OF SHOUTING!!!

    • @kadan_gustafson6609
      @kadan_gustafson6609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no it's BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

    • @ravenisdying
      @ravenisdying 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just read that in jack's voice....

    • @boonyt7193
      @boonyt7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for the replies guys I dont usually get this much attention on the internet

  • @nicoleann7779
    @nicoleann7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Oh god I'm dying"
    Falls on the floor...
    God I needed to laugh like that today. That's why I constantly watch your videos. You can make me laugh when nothing else makes me smile. You make my life better. Thank you Sean.