Mark Kermode Reviews College Road Trip (Plus Two Others!)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
  • A mild Kermodian rant about the Martin Lawrence family comedy. Also reviews Face Addict and Zero: An Investigation Into 9/11, and includes Kermode's oft-repeated story about his unsuccessful appeal to get Last House on the Left released uncut.
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  • @davidwoods8181
    @davidwoods8181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Georgetown massacre?" I pissed myself :p

  • @FinalFlameProductions
    @FinalFlameProductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This another rare gem of Kermode ranting on lots of films I'll never watch.

  • @firekind1980
    @firekind1980 13 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Georgetown massacre lol

  • @SSCFPA
    @SSCFPA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The load of 'family entertainers' in the dock for historic sex offences often against minors in the past few years has totally proved Mark's point. Serial offender Jimmy Savile, family and kids favourite for decades Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall, those 'nice' DJ's and there are more to come.

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm a serial rant enjoyer.. never heard this. What a brilliant find!!!!

  • @someenglishguy
    @someenglishguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "He's a little bit country. She's a little bit rock n roll"
    "Sheena Easton?"
    That made me laugh harder than it should have!

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The bit at the end when Mark is mocking the Warhol doc is priceless! Maybe one of his underlooked gems.

    • @TulseLuper
      @TulseLuper  7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree and that was half my reason for uploading this video alone. The other half was the bit about Donny Osmond.

  • @MikeKiker
    @MikeKiker 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Never seen the movie, but I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark at the plot.
    Martin Lawrence is annoying. He ruins the titular college road trip. The daughter gets pissed off and tells him off, and Martin Lawrence apologizes. The end.

  • @Prolix8
    @Prolix8 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'Blimey Charlie Martin Lawrence' haha!!!!

  • @systemmonitor5295
    @systemmonitor5295 ปีที่แล้ว

    Arnold Schwarzenegger lamenting his heroin addiction was a curveball.

  • @yt8co
    @yt8co 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one my favourite videos ever

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So in other words Lawrence tried to follow in Murphy's footsteps and look how that turned out.... opps!
    Love that they worked Blue Peter into the review!

  • @mattjazzfan2288
    @mattjazzfan2288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God I love Mayo in this review 😅

  • @Wedsheport
    @Wedsheport 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just had this paused for about an hour while making some dinner and the first thing I heard when I pressed play was "hideous, horrible people". Gotta love Dr K^^

  • @90mv
    @90mv 14 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    eddie murphy without the talent....wooooooooooooooow

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kermode is right - I've met Doug Bradley, David McNaughton and Robert Englund and they were a pleasure to meet. The people who made this pile of tripe, I have no knowledge of and would prefer to keep it that way.

  • @odw_99
    @odw_99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mayo at 1:08 hahaha

    • @LiquidSpiral
      @LiquidSpiral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Favourite Mayo moment

  • @teclo1057
    @teclo1057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    mary poppins. LMFAO

  • @LiquidSpiral
    @LiquidSpiral ปีที่แล้ว

    5:41 favourite Kermode sound

  • @100khalid11
    @100khalid11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark is right the worst people do family shows lol 🤣🤣

  • @fridarey
    @fridarey ปีที่แล้ว

    "Georgetown Massacre?" is what I come here for

  • @badhead
    @badhead 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the last 2 reviews. Whis he had a bit more time on the face addict

  • @orkavorn
    @orkavorn 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somehow, no matter what film he's reviewing, and no matter what genre, the film he seems to mention most of all is Last House on the Left!
    Seriously, I'm no more surprised when I don't hear about it!

    • @Rita-re3wx
      @Rita-re3wx ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂 So true

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Must have been a different flavour of Kool-Aid...

  • @GeoNeilUK
    @GeoNeilUK 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm guessing Mark Kermode thinks Death To Smoochy is a documentary!
    I'm guessing I agree with him!

  • @ezrasky3761
    @ezrasky3761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only movie Martin Lawrence is funny in is Nothing To Lose.

  • @stealmysunshine
    @stealmysunshine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sign of a shit film - Mark mentions the Exorcist within 4 minutes

  • @orkavorn
    @orkavorn 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @orkavorn Furthermore he also often mentions about how the cuts were doubled! Mayo must forget every time lol.
    While on the topic of things he often says:
    "Let me be absolutely clear about this" (has some variations) - bearable.
    "Boom, and if you will, boom." - ugh!
    "I'm sorry!" - UGH!
    "Did I miss a meeting?!" - PLEASE stop saying this! It sounds so hackneyed, something I wouldn't expect from him!

  • @Rita-re3wx
    @Rita-re3wx ปีที่แล้ว

    Sheena Easton? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @123rockfan
    @123rockfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the most mean spirited review I’ve seen Kermode do lol. Martin Lawrence is terrible in this movie but saying he has no talent is kind of harsh

  • @commieRob
    @commieRob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I honestly don't know if you're playing with me right now.
    Get on with it.

  • @orkavorn
    @orkavorn 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @orkavorn *I'm more surprised when I don't hear about it

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Let's not, because that SOB has blackened everything.

  • @somethingsomething2119
    @somethingsomething2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How in the fuck is Martin Lawrence in any way similar to Eddie murphy?

  • @davidwaterhouse2552
    @davidwaterhouse2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interesting analogy about ;People who make Horror films are some of the nicest Folk ever, yet People who make Family Comedies are some of the most terrible folk around? Maybe it's true! I must admit ,I have always thought Martin Lawrence was overrated! dx

  • @darrenwindle3592
    @darrenwindle3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounded like mark and lards it's a mystery. Is it marty Caine

  • @Demention94
    @Demention94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unfunny funny guy. Funny guy. Kermode that is. Watcha gunna do when he comes for you.