Mark Kermode Reviews College Road Trip (Plus Two Others!)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- A mild Kermodian rant about the Martin Lawrence family comedy. Also reviews Face Addict and Zero: An Investigation Into 9/11, and includes Kermode's oft-repeated story about his unsuccessful appeal to get Last House on the Left released uncut.
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"Georgetown massacre?" I pissed myself :p
This another rare gem of Kermode ranting on lots of films I'll never watch.
Georgetown massacre lol
The load of 'family entertainers' in the dock for historic sex offences often against minors in the past few years has totally proved Mark's point. Serial offender Jimmy Savile, family and kids favourite for decades Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall, those 'nice' DJ's and there are more to come.
I'm a serial rant enjoyer.. never heard this. What a brilliant find!!!!
"He's a little bit country. She's a little bit rock n roll"
"Sheena Easton?"
That made me laugh harder than it should have!
The bit at the end when Mark is mocking the Warhol doc is priceless! Maybe one of his underlooked gems.
I agree and that was half my reason for uploading this video alone. The other half was the bit about Donny Osmond.
Never seen the movie, but I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark at the plot.
Martin Lawrence is annoying. He ruins the titular college road trip. The daughter gets pissed off and tells him off, and Martin Lawrence apologizes. The end.
'Blimey Charlie Martin Lawrence' haha!!!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger lamenting his heroin addiction was a curveball.
This is one my favourite videos ever
So in other words Lawrence tried to follow in Murphy's footsteps and look how that turned out.... opps!
Love that they worked Blue Peter into the review!
God I love Mayo in this review 😅
Just had this paused for about an hour while making some dinner and the first thing I heard when I pressed play was "hideous, horrible people". Gotta love Dr K^^
eddie murphy without the talent....wooooooooooooooow
Kermode is right - I've met Doug Bradley, David McNaughton and Robert Englund and they were a pleasure to meet. The people who made this pile of tripe, I have no knowledge of and would prefer to keep it that way.
Mayo at 1:08 hahaha
Favourite Mayo moment
mary poppins. LMFAO
5:41 favourite Kermode sound
Mark is right the worst people do family shows lol 🤣🤣
"Georgetown Massacre?" is what I come here for
love the last 2 reviews. Whis he had a bit more time on the face addict
Somehow, no matter what film he's reviewing, and no matter what genre, the film he seems to mention most of all is Last House on the Left!
Seriously, I'm no more surprised when I don't hear about it!
😂😂 So true
Must have been a different flavour of Kool-Aid...
I'm guessing Mark Kermode thinks Death To Smoochy is a documentary!
I'm guessing I agree with him!
The only movie Martin Lawrence is funny in is Nothing To Lose.
Sign of a shit film - Mark mentions the Exorcist within 4 minutes
@orkavorn Furthermore he also often mentions about how the cuts were doubled! Mayo must forget every time lol.
While on the topic of things he often says:
"Let me be absolutely clear about this" (has some variations) - bearable.
"Boom, and if you will, boom." - ugh!
"I'm sorry!" - UGH!
"Did I miss a meeting?!" - PLEASE stop saying this! It sounds so hackneyed, something I wouldn't expect from him!
Sheena Easton? 🤣🤣🤣
This is the most mean spirited review I’ve seen Kermode do lol. Martin Lawrence is terrible in this movie but saying he has no talent is kind of harsh
I honestly don't know if you're playing with me right now.
Get on with it.
@orkavorn *I'm more surprised when I don't hear about it
Let's not, because that SOB has blackened everything.
How in the fuck is Martin Lawrence in any way similar to Eddie murphy?
Interesting analogy about ;People who make Horror films are some of the nicest Folk ever, yet People who make Family Comedies are some of the most terrible folk around? Maybe it's true! I must admit ,I have always thought Martin Lawrence was overrated! dx
Sounded like mark and lards it's a mystery. Is it marty Caine
Unfunny funny guy. Funny guy. Kermode that is. Watcha gunna do when he comes for you.