I like how over the past couple of years Mark's impression of Mr. Dyer has gone from an OTT cockney accent to an eardrum-puncturing animalistic yelp with no discernable consonants
I highly suggest you rent The Football Factory for two reasons: 1) The opening line where he's fighting in slow motion followed by the line " 'avin it facking laaarge" 2) The end of the film where he asks "Was it all wurf it? Co'ss it facking was" Possibly the most unintentionally hilarious film I ever saw..
"Three years from now, you'll go through a cosmic storm and end up in a parallel universe. You'll materialise on an exact replica of Earth in the year 2013. You'll want to go to the cinema. Whatever you do, don't go and see Run For Your Wife.'
It's weird but the most insufferable thing for me in that clip from the film is the hideous colour scheme of the set and costume combined with the awful bright lighting
On the poster they should remove "BEST OF BRITISH" and swamp it with review quotes : "DAYDAAAAA!" -Mark Kermode. "FOR THE FIRST TIME, I NEVER FOUND DANNY DYER FUNNY" -Mark Kermode. "I ACTUALLY FELT RELIEVED WHEN CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS CAME ON" -Mark Kermode. "FEELS THE NECESSITY TO DENIGRATE ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY TO THE LOWEST KIND OF GROSS STEREOTYPE" -Mark Kermode. "UNBELIEVABLY OUTMODED 'ARE WE STILL ALLOWED TO DO THAT?' GAGS" -Mark Kermode. "IT DID MAKE ME WANT TO DROP MY TROUSERS" -Simon Mayo.
LOL please make an EastEnders scene where kermode kicks dyer's ass screams Danny dyer slam's a bin canister on him then runs off screaming DANNY DYYYYER LOL
As much as I agree with Mark about Danny can't we take a moment to reflect on how truly appalling demise van outen is , she is utterly bereft of any talent .
Denise van Outen is an appalling actress. She gurns like mad and her delivery of lines is so wooden how did she ever get the part!! The Girls Aloud girl is actually not a bad actress...the zombie girls Danny Dyer film is excellent, I loved it.
...I remember years ago at a theatre, they were promoting a new touring version of this play and selling copies of this film for £5.99....never heard about the new touring version since!
Hard to make the central premise of bigamy, FUNNY, but it can be done, if you have a lead character actor that can make himself a vulnerable, loveable rogue. Dyer is none of the above.
There's something about bad comedy that makes it worse than any other kind of bad movie, and there's something about bad British comedy that makes it worse than vivisection.
I`d really like to know what Mark thinks about "Severance".Surely that`s a Danny Dyeeer film with some good points (to be honest I actually really enjoyed it!)
I watched it earlier and thought it would be so bad it was good. Its unbelievable that its a real thing. I dont believe anyone can watch the whole thing. Stream this illegally and rent this is the end.
If 1800 people had been there, it would have made more than £602. Therefore you're wrong. Unless cinema tickets are £3 each in London. And literally no other cinema had anyone come and see it.
I will disagree with one thing, not everyone can play a hardman. Not well at least. There's a reason Lock Stock has an ex-footballer and bareknuckle boxer in the cast!
Because he can't act, and his fake hardman persona is not at all convincing in the slightest. Actors like Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones can act a hardman role.
This is NOT how British comedy should be done. This is an attempt at the traditional American childish comedy done by a British crew, and it does not work. They add in a few "Bloody hell"s and somehow it's British. If you want some great British comedy go and watch some episodes of Spaced with Pegg and Frost and then some of their movies. They are great! But watching this video was 10x more worth it for Mark Kermode's Dyer impression!!!
The real reason behind the 'limited' cinema run: YT search 'Reason for limited screenings Ray Cooney' a master of classic UK farce comedy explains, seems fair enough.
I'm afraid that as bad as this is, we can't blame the Americans for this one. It's a British film based on a British play (farce) written by a British writer and was first performed on stage in 1983.
I enjoyed Danny Dyer in The Business, Severance and Human Traffic although he does play exactly the same character of a cockney geezer in every movie. This movie however, looks brain-meltingly terrible.
My 1 year old nephew started crying when Mark did his Danny Dyer impression.
😂
Well, he's 12 now - you can make him cry again by forcing him to watch this film ;)
I like how over the past couple of years Mark's impression of Mr. Dyer has gone from an OTT cockney accent to an eardrum-puncturing animalistic yelp with no discernable consonants
DANNY DYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Still a fantastic comment 10 years later 😂
I highly suggest you rent The Football Factory for two reasons: 1) The opening line where he's fighting in slow motion followed by the line " 'avin it facking laaarge" 2) The end of the film where he asks "Was it all wurf it? Co'ss it facking was" Possibly the most unintentionally hilarious film I ever saw..
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"Three years from now, you'll go through a cosmic storm and end up in a parallel universe. You'll materialise on an exact replica of Earth in the year 2013. You'll want to go to the cinema. Whatever you do, don't go and see Run For Your Wife.'
This film cost £900,000 to make. In the opening weekend is grossed £602. Not £602 thousand, just £602. LOL.
That clip looked like it was filmed in ikea. Jon Pertwee's Doctor Who looked better than this.
70s Soviet cinema looked better than this
I love that another Danny Dyer film, Pimp, opened with a box office of £205!
@@IanJTaylor 🤣😂 that's amazing! Basically, about 15 people went to see it, opening weekend.
@@thebagelsproductions And they were all movie critics that had no choice
01:45 Danny Dyer standing on a rake, Neil Morrisey sitting on a cake. You've got to have a system.
Had to check the trailer, and it's true.
Denise Van Outen eating hake,
Lionel Blair on the take
I don't think this got released in the US. Which judging by this review, is fine.
I’m a friend of Harold PintAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@Withnail hes also related to royalty, doesn't change the fact hes Danny Doiyyyah though
Honestly; the funniest line in this might be Simon saying “it DID make me want to drop my trousers” 😀
What a strange non sequitur. Run For Your Wife is about as far from being a 'Gangsta' film as it's possible to get.
It's weird but the most insufferable thing for me in that clip from the film is the hideous colour scheme of the set and costume combined with the awful bright lighting
Yeah its so glossey and garish. It looks like an ikea advert. Or like a tv shoe for toddlers
High key lighting, probably because it's cheaper.
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian... They aren't laughing now!"
Classic. Monkhouse
On the poster they should remove "BEST OF BRITISH" and swamp it with review quotes :
"DAYDAAAAA!" -Mark Kermode.
"FOR THE FIRST TIME, I NEVER FOUND DANNY DYER FUNNY" -Mark Kermode.
"I ACTUALLY FELT RELIEVED WHEN CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS CAME ON" -Mark Kermode.
"FEELS THE NECESSITY TO DENIGRATE ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY TO THE LOWEST KIND OF GROSS STEREOTYPE" -Mark Kermode.
"UNBELIEVABLY OUTMODED 'ARE WE STILL ALLOWED TO DO THAT?' GAGS" -Mark Kermode.
"IT DID MAKE ME WANT TO DROP MY TROUSERS" -Simon Mayo.
"Graveyard of comedy" hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
This is why I love the good doctor
Lol in 2019 this review is still hilarious
Tardis crew Kermode’s back catalogue of rants is basically therapy for me.
Simon Mayo is a saint
How did Danny Dyer get to be in so many films?
@@peterd788 He has dirt on everyone
For Nerds 😂
Danny Dyer and Neil Morrissey two giants of British acting.
And now, a lesson in taking comments from a critic out of context and using it to advertise your film - "It is ASTONISHING" -Mark Kermode, Critic.
DANNY DOIYAAA impression 2:17
Mark Kermode needs to do stand up impressions. They are gold.
Danny Dyeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I think it would be fair if Mark Kermode got a chance to play a hard man on screen - so that Danny Dyer can get his revenge by laughing at him.
LOL please make an EastEnders scene where kermode kicks dyer's ass screams Danny dyer slam's a bin canister on him then runs off screaming DANNY DYYYYER LOL
6.26 'Dyer, DYER!' Always makes me laugh lol
😂😂😂😂
The poster says it all... this film should have been called 'RAKE FOR YOUR CAKE'.
This will become a cult classic. It's defo up there with Gone With The Wind and Confessions Of A Window Cleaner
This is the greatest review ever, including the greatest impression ever.
wished there was a danny dyer film every week so I could hear that danny dyer voice hahaha by kermode
Jesus, that looks painfully bad.
DAAANY DIIIAAAAHH
Would anyone else love to watch a film in which Mark played Danny Doyaaaaah?
"...Harold Pintaarrrrrrr!" 2:26
I've been waiting for this review all week. It didn't disappoint.
Love Mark's Danny Dyer impression
0:34 click repeatedly for maximum effect or 2:26
As much as I agree with Mark about Danny can't we take a moment to reflect on how truly appalling demise van outen is , she is utterly bereft of any talent .
Why is she famous?
Luvie1980 because she's pretty
Came for the doctors DONNY DYOOR impression
Leave very satisfied
I doubt this film could be anywhere near as good as Mark's review and impression of Dyer
Probably, but I've been referring to Dyer as DANNYDOYAAAAA for days now.
That clip...oh my face eating Christ.
Yes, he definitely saw the film. (Producer Simon)
Denise van Outen is an appalling actress. She gurns like mad and her delivery of lines is so wooden how did she ever get the part!! The Girls Aloud girl is actually not a bad actress...the zombie girls Danny Dyer film is excellent, I loved it.
Why is she famous again? Because she dated Jay Kay?
"Not a haard man, but a com'dy staaahh"!
Would love to be at the "function " where Dyer meets Kermode!
Personally I thought it was a power house of a performance by Dyer, to me reminiscent of Brando in ' On the Waterfront '
"Ae coulda bin a contendar, innit?"
Denise Van Outen is the new Yves Marie Saint
...I remember years ago at a theatre, they were promoting a new touring version of this play and selling copies of this film for £5.99....never heard about the new touring version since!
Hard to make the central premise of bigamy, FUNNY, but it can be done, if you have a lead character actor that can make himself a vulnerable, loveable rogue. Dyer is none of the above.
I love "Cool It Carol"...
And now he's in Eastenders playing a 'lovable Cockney rogue'. I assume.
This is up there with Sex & The City 2 and Pirates 3 for the last 30 seconds alone.
Worth watching for Mark's Danny Dyer impression alone.
Love it when Danny Dyer does self-parody.
Danny Dyer might've seen this review as he recently mentioned Makr Kermode on his Twitter. Ooooooh.
That DANNY DYEOORR was priceless
There's something about bad comedy that makes it worse than any other kind of bad movie, and there's something about bad British comedy that makes it worse than vivisection.
I`d really like to know what Mark thinks about "Severance".Surely that`s a Danny Dyeeer film with some good points (to be honest I actually really enjoyed it!)
I was referring as to why you have something against Danny Dyer. Didn't mention the film at all fella.
The film is on TH-cam movies in full FOR FREE but 'isn't available' .. gee i wonder why!!!
"Even by Danny Dyer's unbelievably dismal standards, it is unwatchable."
Spot on and hilarious.Mark, not the film....
I watched it earlier and thought it would be so bad it was good. Its unbelievable that its a real thing. I dont believe anyone can watch the whole thing. Stream this illegally and rent this is the end.
This guy clearly has something against Danny Dyer. I reckon he secretly wants to be in gangsta films.
Saw Mr Dyer in the thumbnail and I had to watch this.
If 1800 people had been there, it would have made more than £602. Therefore you're wrong. Unless cinema tickets are £3 each in London. And literally no other cinema had anyone come and see it.
Magnificent. Sounds like Danny has surpassed even his abysmally low standard.
How does Danny Dyer still get work?
@tedwards77, did you produce/fund/star-in Run For Your Wife?
I will disagree with one thing, not everyone can play a hardman. Not well at least.
There's a reason Lock Stock has an ex-footballer and bareknuckle boxer in the cast!
I love Cool It Carol. My question is if this film is classified a sex farce like the Confessions films why is it a 12?
Last time I looked it was made in 2012.
Was that a Red Dwarf reference? For some reason I can see Dave Lister saying it.
Its a Dyer Comedy.
The review is funnier than the film
Even though I find Danny Dyer as irritating as everybody else does, I can understand anybody being humourless about one of Mark's impressions
was this comment written by Danny Dyer?
LOL!... please, more of this...
Kermode does the best Danny Dyer accent.
I'm from Canada so I don't know Danny Dyer's past, but he's supposed to be "hard"? He's a little dude.
Worth it for Mark's rant about the acting great Danny Dyer, lol.
This is right up there with the Sex & the City 2 review - love it!
Because he can't act, and his fake hardman persona is not at all convincing in the slightest. Actors like Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones can act a hardman role.
This is NOT how British comedy should be done. This is an attempt at the traditional American childish comedy done by a British crew, and it does not work. They add in a few "Bloody hell"s and somehow it's British. If you want some great British comedy go and watch some episodes of Spaced with Pegg and Frost and then some of their movies. They are great!
But watching this video was 10x more worth it for Mark Kermode's Dyer impression!!!
The real reason behind the 'limited' cinema run: YT search 'Reason for limited screenings Ray Cooney' a master of classic UK farce comedy explains, seems fair enough.
I'm afraid that as bad as this is, we can't blame the Americans for this one. It's a British film based on a British play (farce) written by a British writer and was first performed on stage in 1983.
I enjoyed Danny Dyer in The Business, Severance and Human Traffic although he does play exactly the same character of a cockney geezer in every movie.
This movie however, looks brain-meltingly terrible.
Danny Dyer Reah
A few octaves too high,but still very funny impression of Danny DYERRRRRRRR!
this film looks dyer.
"Genial British comedy, YAH!"
So did he like it or not then?
imagine owning up to having paid money to watch it, good for you...... hope you won your bet
D’nny Duuuuuyaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
This movie has a very impressive cast!!!!!
OOOHHHHHHRRRRR!!!
nice deadpan you have there sir
"Graveyard of a comedy."
Funny review though
You might want to update the copyright at the end of the clip... last time I looked it was actually 2013 now...
Does a woman literally vanish halfway through that clip?
1800? That's more than 3 times the seats in the London IMAX.
And the film took only £747 before being pulled from all cinemas
Try better.