Classic Kermode: Terminator Salvation

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  • @jackbradleywilson
    @jackbradleywilson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    When he said "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, I'm being directed by McG", I couldn't stop laughing :D
    Great Review !!

    • @olipajak9620
      @olipajak9620 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jack wilson He's so right though McG is a shit director he's as bad as Michael Bay

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As much as I don't like Michael Bay, i would watch any of his movies 365 days over a McG movie.

    • @olipajak9620
      @olipajak9620 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Onmysheet true there mate same

    • @GregFurey98
      @GregFurey98 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. An insightful and hilarious take on that whole situation.

  • @mUbase
    @mUbase 11 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "Ive woken up! Im in a movie directed by McGeee!!"

    • @lw3646
      @lw3646 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I'm in Charlie's Angels 3!"

  • @mbeat28
    @mbeat28 9 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I think Bale's meltdown was his attempt at trying to get himself fired.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Maybe but judging by the rant, it seems like McG is clueless in handling the situation, he just sat back and pretended he didn't see it happen. What director even does that?

    • @seamusburke639
      @seamusburke639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Onmysheet Any director with any common sense would be firm, tell his lead actor he won't tolerate abusing the crew on the set, and demand he calm down and apologize before filming continues. McG just standing back and doing nothing shows how unprofessional he is.

    • @NEMZOOO
      @NEMZOOO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seamusburke639 actually any good director wouldnt have crew members fucking with lights while the camera is rolling so that this kind of thing doesnt happen. Bale was over the top with it yes but he absolutely had a point. And McG is a carbuncle on the backside of humanity.

  • @someenglishguy
    @someenglishguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Life threateningly dull" is a phrase I need to use more often.

  • @tobynewman6405
    @tobynewman6405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    'McGee is like Michael bays untalented cousin' I think that has to be the harshest insult iv heard in a loooooong time! 😂

    • @Jim-iz3oy
      @Jim-iz3oy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brutal

    • @Davon85J
      @Davon85J 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That killed me 😂

  • @jondellar
    @jondellar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This is one of Mark Kermode's funniest reviews and I come back to it from time to time whenever I need a laugh.

    • @hypnocilicdreams
      @hypnocilicdreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      heehee. that's what I'm doing here now. we're dining out on this one for years

  • @mmscott9
    @mmscott9 13 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:17 "I need some milk. It's been four days since I have had a decent source of calcium. Please, if you are out there, go to the fridge. Semi skimmed. This is John Connor"

  • @dewiowen3010
    @dewiowen3010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Kermode is so funny. A great critic.

  • @olipajak9620
    @olipajak9620 9 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "McGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

  • @alagorical8001
    @alagorical8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kermodes' Husky Yorkshire accent* " HE TALKS LIIKE THAT."

  • @aryankaushik93
    @aryankaushik93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the greatest reviews

  • @davidwoods8181
    @davidwoods8181 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    6:47 is the best sound ever!!!

  • @Aroreiel08
    @Aroreiel08 12 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love T2. But the first Terminator is my favourite. I prefer the low budget, gritty realism to it, seems more terrifying. T3 is almost like a spoof. Salvation was a major letdown for me. The script wasn't good, the idea of Sam Worthington's character didn't work, the action was boring. It just didn't do the story arc justice at all. The only thing I liked in this was Anton Yelchin's perfomance as Kyle Reese, I think he channeled it pretty well.

  • @MALONEYCAMFIELD
    @MALONEYCAMFIELD 11 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    T1 was made for just over $6 million, T2 was nearly $100 million. I think people sometimes forget just how cheaply made the first Terminator was - and it only really shows during the scene in which Arnie is reparing his face, which was a bit rubbish. I often think people dismiss the film for that scene, but it's actually one of the last great sci-fi/action movies that was made completely without CGI and what they did on the budget was UNBELIEVABLE.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think Aliens was the last sci fi film to use no CGI. The practical effects still hold up very well today.

    • @andrewforbes1433
      @andrewforbes1433 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The repair scene is extraordinary. Can we tell that an animatronic was used? Yes, but it was a very, _very_ good animatronic, and shot very smartly. I’m consistently baffled by suggestions that the scene is poorly done. It’s like saying that King Kong is rubbish because we can tell that it’s a model gorilla. The face is done extremely well for its time, not simply for its budget.

  • @seano19
    @seano19 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    mcgeeee! mcgeeee!
    can you stop that now?
    no i cant!...because thats his name!
    LMAO
    the 'almost yorkshire bit' creased me up too

  • @knifeofdunwall
    @knifeofdunwall 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Agree with Mark entirely regarding the reason for Bale's outburst - he realised that he was making a terrible movie and took it out on somebody who he perceived to be getting in the way of him possibly salvaging it.

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 14 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Oh my god, I'm in a film being directed by McGEEEEEEE!"
    ...Hmm, never thought of it that way before. Yea, I'd flip out at a DP too.

  • @johnulcer
    @johnulcer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm eagerly anticipating his Dark Fate review. Also, in defense of McG - Bill Murray has famously had physical smackdowns and verbal altercations with MANY people over the years. He punched Chevy Chase, dragged a producer across a table by the shirt collar when he was told he couldn't go home for a weekend (forget which movie that was but I think Jay Mohr told the story a while back), and had beef with Harold Ramis for years after Groundhog Day. So I wouldn't say it's a huge feat to piss off Bill Murray.

    • @orbison
      @orbison ปีที่แล้ว +1

      McG wasn't even the only person Bill Murray tangled with on the set of that movie....Lucy Liu, anyone?

  • @AgtX999
    @AgtX999 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My favourite part was whenever the terminator got its hands on a human, rather than crushing the humans bones or tearing it to pieces it threw them away, hardly the actions of an efficient robot killer & despite having an inbuilt targeting system & super mechanical strength that would mean recoil would not affect its aim, the terminator shoots worse than storm troopers & they also take humans as prisoners instead of killing them :/

    • @KR-nj9dn
      @KR-nj9dn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +AgtX999 - I'm with you there. Remember the first film with that insanely awesome police station shootout - he hit's every copper he aims at. And he beats a guy to death with his hands, and punches his fist straight through the abdomen of another guy. I guess Skynet thought those models of Terminators were too violent even for machines.

  • @BozQ
    @BozQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Greatest Kermode Review Ever.

  • @dopplereffeckt675
    @dopplereffeckt675 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Christian Bale's rant is the same as my reaction after watching Terminator Salvation.....

  • @19RaxR91
    @19RaxR91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I just love Kermodes laugh at 9:17

  • @PasserMontanus
    @PasserMontanus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    McGeeeeeees start at 04:05.

  • @vousdeux
    @vousdeux 15 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "mcg is like michael bay's untalented cousin", wow.. that is just.. I can't even describe how awesome his trolling is

  • @felyxmillicent6538
    @felyxmillicent6538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Life threateningly dull."
    XD

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Definitley one of my favourite Kermode reviews
    :)

    • @MrTardis11
      @MrTardis11 ปีที่แล้ว

      McGEEEEEEEEEEE xD HAHAH

  • @nelsano3
    @nelsano3 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha...Kermodes reviews are awesome! They are always brutally honest with no holds barred, ive stopped getting depressed and frustrated by the lack of good cinema because i know Marks reviews of trashy films will be entertaining. A national treasure!

  • @Stockmuncher
    @Stockmuncher 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh I know i'm probably a little bit mature for laughing so hard, but whenever Kermode did the McG thing, I couldn't stop laughing

    • @MrTardis11
      @MrTardis11 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it is very funny xD McGeeeeeee

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Classic! Love his take on why Bale exploded.

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Choosing McG to direct this movie show's you how lazy the producers were. That is enough proof that they weren't taking this sequel seriously.

    • @KSRugby
      @KSRugby 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah, n getting christian bale onboard was just a huge promotional item for the film, and I think Bale realised that himself. no wonder he lost the plot.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ASobsessive It looks like they've did it again with Terminator Genesis, by hiring Arnie.

    • @KR-nj9dn
      @KR-nj9dn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bought Terminator Genesys and immediately regretted after I watched it. Absolute pants film.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I'M BATMAN - IT'S A PLANDEMIC But It's absolutely boring. There's no tension, you don't have any drive to root for the protagonist. In T1 & T2 it shows you how difficult it is to take a terminator down, even T3 showed it too, in Salvation Connor takes down 2 terminators with an assault rifle in the first 15 mins of the movie. Great movie logic right there!

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I'M BATMAN - IT'S A PLANDEMIC But the point is, the action scenes are boring. The future war we got in Salvation was NOTHING what we saw in the first two Terminators, all we got was this Mad Max style desert wasteland. We all know McG had no interest in making a Terminator movie.

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The sad thing about the Terminator franchise is that after T2, by far the best thing to follow was the Sarah Connor Chronicals, and that got cancelled just as it was getting stupendously good.

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So far, my favourite Bale film is Equilibrium. I loved the '1984' meets 'Matrix' theme.

  • @merton8181
    @merton8181 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I still remember when Christian Bale was part of the masterpiece that was Empire of the Sun! Anyone else?!

  • @jcjc1842
    @jcjc1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only thing I learned from this video is Mc GEEEEEEEEEE

  • @RyleyAtk
    @RyleyAtk 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    McG!
    Love the way he says that.

  • @mattyrutter9104
    @mattyrutter9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the whole of history of shit cinema was building to this epic 10 minutes of a review so glad it still lives

  • @MALONEYCAMFIELD
    @MALONEYCAMFIELD 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree and can add more to that. T1 is the scariest, the most violent, the best soundtrack and the most seriously handled of all the Terminator films.

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real

  • @twentyfirstidentity
    @twentyfirstidentity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Terminator 4...the film is a machine

  • @randomdave30
    @randomdave30 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a wild and funny review

  • @jamesblames2
    @jamesblames2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    what annoyed me most was that in this apocalyptic wasteland all of the female characters have perfect makeup

  • @pandaeyes42
    @pandaeyes42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mc GEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • @jtaylor9562
    @jtaylor9562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mcgggggeeeee!! Play the drinking game! It's great with this video!

  • @andrewrcoggins
    @andrewrcoggins 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, A Truly CLASSIC Kermodian Rantaphasitc Slaggathon

  • @ernestocaro9802
    @ernestocaro9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "McGee !!!!" hahahahahahaha

  • @Lasurius
    @Lasurius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    McGiiiiiii. :D

  • @joemanning8851
    @joemanning8851 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The original Terminator is one of the best films ever. This is poopey do

  • @alexhurst6012
    @alexhurst6012 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this now and again it’s absolutely joyful. Hilarious.

  • @dvg87
    @dvg87 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kermode is so funny!!

  • @textthing
    @textthing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Micheal Winner defends Christian Bale... that's a credential right there.

    • @TulseLuper
      @TulseLuper  10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I don't think Christian Bale would want that on his resume haha.

    • @CyborgCollective
      @CyborgCollective 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ironic seeing as how he spent years telling people to "calm down dear" in those awful car insurance adverts.

    • @PatTheBatmanFan
      @PatTheBatmanFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m glad someone else picked up on that. When your main defender is an abusive perv 😬

  • @mema0005
    @mema0005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I still like the A10 Warthog scene even though the pilots were fools

  • @TulseLuper
    @TulseLuper  14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @ryanstiles I think Bale overreacted but he was absolutely right to get angry with the DP, especially after he had been told not to move the lights around beforehand. Still, you have to wonder why someone as talented and quite often daring as Bale would sign onto a movie this soulless.

  • @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
    @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "McGeeeee" is up there with "Zack Snyder".

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cameron used dedication to make what T1 turned out to be.

  • @alifelesscritic
    @alifelesscritic 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kermode to Mc Geee : "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!" : )

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    mcGEEEE!

  • @katherinebare8212
    @katherinebare8212 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:17 nice impression, lol

  • @RosieBest
    @RosieBest 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @sanitybug Also check out the review of Mamma Mia (if you haven't found it yet). It's my favourite one. Kermode's delivery is just great all the time, but it's best when he either hates or adores something.

  • @TulseLuper
    @TulseLuper  15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know. I'm pretty sure I first listened to this live and I was dying of laughter, especially because I had seen the film before the review. I was so excited to see the video but it never came. Maybe the cameras were broken...

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    mc geeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @cl759
      @cl759 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @KSRugby
    @KSRugby 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    McG is a knob! He describes Christian Bale's outburst as a moment where he just went overboard in a passionate atmosphere. Not quoting, but that's along the lines of what he said.
    Whilst Christian Bale is an intense and very focused actor i don't see him being someone who'd lose the plot like that unless it was for a very good reason.
    McG hasn't a clue how to direct on a movie set, nor has he the ability to coax good performances out of actors.
    This Means War is another example of how he can make great actors look vioristic and dire.

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Vioristic)
      Did you spell that right? Don't get me wrong or anything but I just couldn't find the definition on Google.

  • @lrlarue
    @lrlarue 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    re bales vocal performance: but when in the movie does he ever order milk ? so the tension and anxiety in the voice is legitamate

  • @blokey8
    @blokey8 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @sanitybug his review of Star Trek's positive and oddly warm. It's kind of weird hearing the good doctor in praise mode.

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was essentially a Sci Gi remake of The Great Escape Complete with a Motorcycle jumping an X shaped Barb wired fence , prisoners in train cars too etc on and on. Plus unfortunately it made humans looking dumb by falling prey to such loud crazy stomping machines and robots.

  • @cognissonance1162
    @cognissonance1162 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *who orders milk ._.*

  • @benjamin308
    @benjamin308 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm irritated that Kermode has essentially absolved Bale of any blame for his ludicrously childish outburst.

  • @TulseLuper
    @TulseLuper  14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @DeckyStrikesBack Yeah, and a CGI Arnie doesn't cut it either.

  • @BigNoseDog
    @BigNoseDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone doesn’t lose his temper like Bale did over just a lighting issue. This is the kind of meltdown that only happens if your anger has been building for some time and probably due to several reasons. I’m sure Bale was unhappy with how the movie was turning out, regretted that he’d signed on, and didn’t like the people he was working with like McGeeeeeeee and the cinematographer. That’s not an excuse for his behavior, just an explanation. Bale’s career recovered. I can’t think of anything McGeeeeeeee and the cinematographer have done since this movie that’s noteworthy.

  • @ixat00
    @ixat00 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kermode rants are really something else.
    He's right, the movie fell flat.

  • @film4thefuture
    @film4thefuture 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd like to see a Batman film where Batman has a yorkshire accent.

  • @eddiemcgrath8536
    @eddiemcgrath8536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    somewhere in amongst the mess of Salvation was a great movie trying to get out..

    • @Paul-qe1jn
      @Paul-qe1jn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really! They should've hired a better director and scriptwriter.

  • @timnothome3543
    @timnothome3543 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    waiting for the kermode rant with bale

  • @j0nnyism
    @j0nnyism 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doesn’t change the fact that guy who plays let’s pretend for a living had a hissy fit

  • @andrewrcoggins
    @andrewrcoggins 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, A Truly CLASSIC Kermodian Rantaphasitc Cacophanacious Slaggathon

  • @blokey8
    @blokey8 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bale is probably quite aware of how bad the performance was- we're talking about a guy who lived on nothing but fruit for months on end for one performance. He'll be far more annoyed with himself than he would be with any reviewers for pointing it out.

  • @batmanofni
    @batmanofni 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn't McG the producer on Supernatural.

  • @sarthakdas5801
    @sarthakdas5801 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:04

  • @henrymelrose6159
    @henrymelrose6159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    McGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @90mv
    @90mv 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AHHHH ! im being directed by Mc Gee!

  • @B1ggu5
    @B1ggu5 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Life-threateningly dull." :o)

  • @Oh4Chrissake
    @Oh4Chrissake 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sadly, I don't think it is.

  • @sarthakdas5801
    @sarthakdas5801 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:16

  • @andreasotto2847
    @andreasotto2847 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    What does 'goner' mean?

  • @ghostmanlostsoul
    @ghostmanlostsoul 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree it was terrible.
    They needed to have a arch that fit with what was done before. This was just a stupid rehash of what had been done before.

  • @pablondon1976
    @pablondon1976 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahhh! I've woke up. I'm being directed by Mcgeeeee!

  • @GhastlyCretin
    @GhastlyCretin 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely agree.

  • @JimONeill
    @JimONeill 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Turn the damn Lights On

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TulseLuper
    Class A drugs don't pay for themselves. (Well actually they do providing you sell them instead.)

  • @stitcha123
    @stitcha123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gangster by Maccies. The new McG available from McDonalds.

  • @dowling1981
    @dowling1981 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @sanitybug Hath portention occurred?

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Terminator 3 is a good film in it's own way, it just lacked the emotion of Terminator 2. It's 10 years old and the effects are still great to this day.

  • @arrow5599
    @arrow5599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    john conners irish is he ?

  • @cinimatics
    @cinimatics 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    McGeee!...McGEEEEE!

  • @johnhealy6490
    @johnhealy6490 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the terminator 3 is my favorite terminator movie.

  • @ledzzappa
    @ledzzappa 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    just watched this movie and was shocked how truly hopeless it was.
    all that money and talent and his is the best they could do.
    the art of movie making has truly been lost.

  • @DerekTJ
    @DerekTJ 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It actually isn't that bad - gets better on repeat viewings. Has many flaws, but it doesn't claim to be Kaufman or Nolan

  • @DoncoEntAgain
    @DoncoEntAgain 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I find it kind of funny that Mark mentions that Michael Winner supported Christian Bale's outburst, considering that Winner has been accused by multiple people of being an abusive asshole on set.

  • @TulseLuper
    @TulseLuper  14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @sanitybug Check out his review of Babel then.

  • @acledfloyd
    @acledfloyd 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked T4, not as good as T2 (obviously), but I liked it.

  • @triangleman2k6
    @triangleman2k6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Charlie’s Angels 3!

  • @Rennikus
    @Rennikus 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I quite enjoyed it :D