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  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access ปีที่แล้ว +49310

    “Instant lobotomy. Let’s add a concussion for funsies”
    *SLAP*

    • @starscaleember
      @starscaleember ปีที่แล้ว +532

      For funsies got me

    • @kamakiriisabean7059
      @kamakiriisabean7059 ปีที่แล้ว

      People say that he didn’t kill any of them, but that isn’t entirely true seeing as a lobotomy effectively removes all emotion as well as killing many parts of what makes you you.

    • @blackhand8299
      @blackhand8299 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      ​@@starscaleember hahahahah me too

    • @wizzardog3335
      @wizzardog3335 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I hate to be like this, but if superman JUST slaps your head to turn he didnt hit you that hard, he's absolutely SENT darksied before

    • @war_designer8763
      @war_designer8763 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Discombobulate

  • @coolbromc3665
    @coolbromc3665 ปีที่แล้ว +14195

    “Where did he freaking go?”
    “Orbit, he went into orbit at mach 7”
    🥶

    • @rnr894
      @rnr894 ปีที่แล้ว +628

      This right here ends the batman vs superman debate no matter how much planning batman has lol\

    • @trickstertwister612
      @trickstertwister612 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      "If you had super hearing, any second you'd hear the... Pop"

    • @MASTERLinkYT96
      @MASTERLinkYT96 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      ​@@rnr894If he gives Batman prep time hes done for if he doesnt it would just be abuse.

    • @siegebot82
      @siegebot82 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      ​@@rnr894kryptonite laced Kevlar suit, kryptonite gear, kyrptonite gun, alliance with literally anyone that has even a little bit of mind control powers. I mean with prep time let's be honest supes kinda easy

    • @flamelover1746
      @flamelover1746 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@siegebot82 Unless Supes goes into orbit and starts sniping with heat vision. That and Superman has a suit that protects him from kryptonite.

  • @Odrikah
    @Odrikah ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Reminds me of the time Superman punished a drunk dad who was threatening his kid with a gun by taking the gun from him, shooting it at his face, and then catching the bullet right before it hit him so the guy could be reminded exactly what the purpose of such an instrument was.
    Superman is in the unique position to be able to remind anyone that they aren't shit, anywhere anyplace. Being a bully only pays off if you're the biggest guy in the room, and as long as Superman is there you never are and never will be. It's part of what drives Lex Luthor nuts.

    • @mangamango5569
      @mangamango5569 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Exactly this right here!
      Well said.

    • @ChildOfChaos07
      @ChildOfChaos07 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      So... Superman is a bully. 👍

    • @aut0mat1c11
      @aut0mat1c11 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@ChildOfChaos07You're a wise crack

    • @Valigarmanda
      @Valigarmanda 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@@ChildOfChaos07bullying the bully is called justice.

    • @Barrythebarnabas
      @Barrythebarnabas วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@ChildOfChaos07😂😂😂 nah if it’s done to actual bullies then it’s okay

  • @DeathDakid926
    @DeathDakid926 ปีที่แล้ว +5122

    "Superman stop holding back."
    Nah no he's still holding back here.

    • @TronTuborg
      @TronTuborg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +264

      Still holding back, just stopped being nice about it

    • @Ronbonbon7
      @Ronbonbon7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Only when Mongel trained him he starting becoming more unleasehed

    • @BoosterGoldEarth6
      @BoosterGoldEarth6 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He not holding back here

    • @jaredhenderson7756
      @jaredhenderson7756 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      ​@BoosterGoldEarth6 yes he is, he's bluffing, and not actually evil, everyone he "killed" is still alive

    • @LeonardoDiAficionado
      @LeonardoDiAficionado 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BoosterGoldEarth6he’s clearly holding back still d u m. B ass

  • @emperorzizen1081
    @emperorzizen1081 ปีที่แล้ว +5749

    “He went into orbit, at Mach 7”
    He did what now?

    • @miceltusav88
      @miceltusav88 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      He uh...he went into orbit at Mach 7... if you had super hearing then at any moment you'd hear the.........pop.

    • @prototypeo1404
      @prototypeo1404 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      ​@@miceltusav88That means he'll not even be in orbit. Minimum orbital velocity at Earth's surface is about Mach 23.

    • @yeeterdeleter2096
      @yeeterdeleter2096 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      ​@@prototypeo1404 he probably took him to orbit then threw him

    • @justinayers1832
      @justinayers1832 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Koro sensei: You go at seven 🤣

    • @tactix4gaming770
      @tactix4gaming770 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ​@@prototypeo1404 bro, you realize this is from a universe where two rich humans somehow stand a chance against this same nightmare of a farm boy.....right?

  • @wintermute7378
    @wintermute7378 ปีที่แล้ว +11444

    They all lived. This was the superman equivalent of when your dad agrees to "treat you like a man" when you're throwing a fit as a kid.

    • @Joy-zz8wz
      @Joy-zz8wz ปีที่แล้ว +114

      =/
      That's abuse.

    • @wintermute7378
      @wintermute7378 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      @@Joy-zz8wz have you watched the movie? Also I was bring figurative.

    • @DEVil-po5xz
      @DEVil-po5xz ปีที่แล้ว +33

      was the lobotomy thing also fake?

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@DEVil-po5xz Yep. He just turn it off

    • @wintermute7378
      @wintermute7378 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@DEVil-po5xz No, dude was leveling city blocks and was fully capable of destroying that whole city with his mind alone. It was take his powers or his life or let him kill possibly millions Manchester Black was far stronger than I think you realize.
      Have any of you coming at me actually watched the movie? I'm betting not.

  • @mangamango5569
    @mangamango5569 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Alfred: Shall I retrieve the kryptonite from the vault, Master Bruce?
    Bruce: Hold off on that just a second, let’s see what he’s cooking.
    Alfred: Very good, Master Bruce.

    • @RyanEX2000
      @RyanEX2000 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      At that point I'd imagine Bruce wondering if the Kryptonite would do any good. Supes showed with the first two that he didn't even need to appear in front of you to "kill" you.

    • @khalifabinhendi6107
      @khalifabinhendi6107 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@RyanEX2000I agree. That skill shows how methodical Superman is, so he might have workarounds when he encounters kryptonite.

    • @araizashraf
      @araizashraf วันที่ผ่านมา

      attosecond later*
      master bruce theres no krytonite lol

    • @endlesslabyrinth5968
      @endlesslabyrinth5968 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Imagine Batman having a protocol to use platinum kryptonite 🤣

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “You think I’m weak because I hold back. I’m stronger because I do.”
    Superman

  • @Bopmyglizz
    @Bopmyglizz ปีที่แล้ว +27053

    Whats funny, Superman didnt kill any of them. He purposely made them think that he stopped holding back, shows how powerful he is.

    • @dennisschmid9869
      @dennisschmid9869 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank god he has an army of robots technology that strips away powers the hoops DC forces themselves through to keep the no kill rules makes it look like they rely on dues ex machina.

    • @sibsart2039
      @sibsart2039 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

      He used 2% instead of 1%

    • @saswatsarangi6669
      @saswatsarangi6669 ปีที่แล้ว +800

      Exactly using so much power to protect but threaten. Like using this wits as well. But that's the thing with these movies or comics or anything writer ignores all the help he could've gotten but it's also possible they're all busy like Batman

    • @livingwarrobots4119
      @livingwarrobots4119 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      I swear superman is too overpowered, he needs a nerf

    • @sibsart2039
      @sibsart2039 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@livingwarrobots4119 that entirely depends on the writer working on him

  • @sirkit2105
    @sirkit2105 ปีที่แล้ว +4684

    “I was so excited to try out all my contingencies for him, but he sent me a text a minute ago saying ‘lol, I’m just fucking with them; chill.” -Batman

    • @tolulopesunkanmi-qazzeem2839
      @tolulopesunkanmi-qazzeem2839 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Batman is always ready 🤣

    • @koathekid8255
      @koathekid8255 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Nah man the bat was the one giving instructions

    • @ArshadKhan-oc7ec
      @ArshadKhan-oc7ec ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol this comment

    • @mangamango5569
      @mangamango5569 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@koathekid8255 Supes is a big boy, he can make plays by himself.

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@koathekid8255 Bro it's not like superman doesn't have his own fucking plans bro.

  • @Novayoru
    @Novayoru ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The elite understood the term “ fuck around and find out” at that battel

  • @Deathtroopers09
    @Deathtroopers09 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    “I scanned your brain for anomalies, and when I found one… I cut it out.”

  • @Rattle_me
    @Rattle_me ปีที่แล้ว +3932

    Superman: It's just a pank bro. The pank:

    • @marcoaraiza9381
      @marcoaraiza9381 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      How you forget to spell prank twice in a damn row 💀💀😭😭

    • @Rattle_me
      @Rattle_me ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I was typing fast and didn't look at the texts

    • @PepperPersonal
      @PepperPersonal ปีที่แล้ว +507

      @@Rattle_me The letter R went into orbit in mach 7.

    • @rajaiskandar2247
      @rajaiskandar2247 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@@PepperPersonal 😂😂😂

    • @ezekielzimmerman6422
      @ezekielzimmerman6422 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

  • @pokemaniacalex8031
    @pokemaniacalex8031 ปีที่แล้ว +5572

    I love that Clark's VA in this is also mainly known for voicing Sephiroth. He just delivers evil so damn well.

    • @elijahlurry1762
      @elijahlurry1762 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Wait the VA does sephiroth that's my favorite ff villain.

    • @AMO17
      @AMO17 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      ​@@elijahlurry1762 yep! George Newbern has voiced Supes and Sephiroth

    • @ILoveHandles
      @ILoveHandles ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Imagining Sephiroth saying these lines makes this so much better.
      I had no idea- thank you for that.

    • @bradleys8649
      @bradleys8649 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@AMO17 coincidentally Tyler Hoechlin voiced Sephiroth in the FF7 Remake and he plays the current Tv Version of Supes in the arrowverse

    • @ju2tunknown
      @ju2tunknown ปีที่แล้ว +6

      estuan interius
      ira vehementi

  • @mickeysmagic89
    @mickeysmagic89 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    “Is… is that Superman…?”
    “Not anymore.”

    • @Mar10Rawmost1
      @Mar10Rawmost1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “Not the kryptonian… Not anymore”😈
      - Trigon

    • @PessimistPirate
      @PessimistPirate วันที่ผ่านมา

      He’s Kalkarot.

  • @jimmyjohnjames6397
    @jimmyjohnjames6397 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    You left out the best part.
    Woman:"Is THAT Superman??"
    Man: "Not anymore."

    • @DarkseidWar
      @DarkseidWar 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      With the terror on their faces this was one of the coldest lines ever

    • @joshbruv4056
      @joshbruv4056 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Man, like, man and the jonkler?

  • @Cerran032
    @Cerran032 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    “Where did he go?!”
    “Orbit.”

    • @isabellarobinson6082
      @isabellarobinson6082 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "If you had super hearing, any second you'd hear the...pop"

    • @RoxasLopez
      @RoxasLopez 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I’d fold the instant I heard that.😂😂😂

    • @eclipse4118
      @eclipse4118 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "fuck this shit" **dies**

    • @barstool9156
      @barstool9156 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ima litterally pull a
      *Fuck this shit I’m out!*

    • @EvilExcalibur
      @EvilExcalibur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RoxasLopezfor real

  • @thealphapitbull2vr773
    @thealphapitbull2vr773 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    When Superman starts killing people you know you have to run

    • @Hyodoru_Bro
      @Hyodoru_Bro ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Bro you think running is the option

    • @kalebendres
      @kalebendres ปีที่แล้ว +104

      When his eyes turn red you know your fucking dead

    • @Mochi_VAL
      @Mochi_VAL ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@Culturedman you dead instantly

    • @nexum2531
      @nexum2531 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He didn't kill anyone here. It was all an act to take them out. Superman never killed anyone here

    • @kalebendres
      @kalebendres ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nexum2531 oh yeah I know I just wanted to do a cool ass rhyme

  • @SpiralSine6
    @SpiralSine6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Manchester Black: *cries* “Superman’s not supposed to kill people!”
    Clark: “Dude come on, I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.”

  • @gumby4820
    @gumby4820 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WATCH YOUR DREAMS DIE" sounds super hard coming from superman.

  • @BrokeBoiGas
    @BrokeBoiGas ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    “The world needs people in charge who are willing to put the animals DOWN.” This line gives me goosebumps every time

    • @metanightmare4454
      @metanightmare4454 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Isn't that actually their own words he's using against them?

    • @theadnanahmad5364
      @theadnanahmad5364 ปีที่แล้ว

      Batsy level shit

    • @keegantripp1245
      @keegantripp1245 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly it’s not wrong. There are plenty of mongrels just living out their days in a prison cell right now, just soaking in the taxpayer dollars to feed and clothe them. 50 to 80 years ago those mongrels would have been hanged, yet here they are, still alive and thinking of ways to cause harm.

    • @Guciom
      @Guciom ปีที่แล้ว

      @@metanightmare4454 Yeah, The Elite is a bunch of hypocrites that never assumed they would be the one getting the shit beaten out of them.

    • @moegammadnatheerkhan5404
      @moegammadnatheerkhan5404 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Name?

  • @gerardoguerrero5614
    @gerardoguerrero5614 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Batman watching from his cave: “See Alfred I told you he could do it”

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Alfred: (hands Bruce a $20)

    • @miller_nish1136
      @miller_nish1136 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Bruce its been 5 years and you still owe me 15 dolars

    • @TheEmperorOfViltrum
      @TheEmperorOfViltrum 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@logicplagueAll apart of Alfred’s plan

    • @pokebreederrichard1200
      @pokebreederrichard1200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Alfred: "but he didn't sir, he had restraint."

  • @syncringe1885
    @syncringe1885 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Fun fact. Getting a normal slap from superman means he tapped you.

  • @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
    @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Everybody gangster until supes talks about "putting animals down" while menicingly coming towards you in a tornado made with his mind.

  • @amirjan175
    @amirjan175 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Superman: Uh hey can you teach me to scare the villains?
    Batman: Follow me

    • @weedingadmiral9431
      @weedingadmiral9431 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      This was beginner lvl.

    • @danielcastillo9587
      @danielcastillo9587 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No, batman didn't teach him

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Superman debuted first.

    • @samsilverman8579
      @samsilverman8579 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You see supes went beyond what batman does batman he just looks menizing superman was acting menizing

  • @__mvs__5754
    @__mvs__5754 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Superman is something else when he stopes holding back🥶

    • @AnormalLifeisboring
      @AnormalLifeisboring ปีที่แล้ว +65

      In this case I’m pretty sure he was still holding back 💀

    • @allamericanslacker2378
      @allamericanslacker2378 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@AnormalLifeisboring He was holding back. No one died.

    • @AStrangeWindmill
      @AStrangeWindmill ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Indeed.
      And just think; he's still holding back here. Significantly. Not even close to losing his cool.

    • @Rennmi
      @Rennmi ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Batman gonna pull up with the “I planned Superman would do this so I prepared”

    • @alarkhar
      @alarkhar ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rennmi He was. He had a change of bat-underpants ready.

  • @thekoifishcoyote8762
    @thekoifishcoyote8762 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Might makes right, huh? Who's the strongest one here?"

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Scanned for abnormalities... and cut. them. out."

  • @daxx103
    @daxx103 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    "They saw the ugliness of violence as a solution....and it frightened them."
    "Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us into something better. And on my soul, I swear that until my dream of a world where dignity honor and justice are the reality we all share, I'll never stop fighting, ever." Worth the entire movie to hear Superman nurse the public psyche with moral lessons.

    • @eingoluq
      @eingoluq ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I so want Superman Legacy to be an adaption of this film. It would be a spit in the face to the hopeless Superman Snyder made.
      This line you quoted perfectly goes against things Snyder has said in the past. He once said you’re dreaming if you think your superheroes don’t kill, or something to that effect. It was such a lex Luther pov. And here Superman has the perfect quote to counter that.

    • @souhardyochatterjee3343
      @souhardyochatterjee3343 ปีที่แล้ว

      Movie name?

    • @tacoshop7722
      @tacoshop7722 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@souhardyochatterjee3343 Superman vs the Elite, it is based off of the comic "What's so funny about Truth , Justice, and the American way?" written by the same guy who directed the movie actually so its pretty accurate.

    • @otbaht
      @otbaht 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      my dad would tell me
      "violence doesn't solve problems it removes obstacles. The problem is to many people assume a problem is an obstacle."

    • @comradestarbucks2726
      @comradestarbucks2726 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @otbaht
      I don’t often feel the need to steal wise quotes from people, but your dad’s is a keeper for sure.

  • @hexhub3826
    @hexhub3826 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    He didn't kill any of them, but he did put them in check by showing who tf he is. 😂

    • @lorenzocampanella8651
      @lorenzocampanella8651 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He collapse lungs which mean he's dead and he sent someone into the vacuum of death that is space at mach7 which mean he probably burn up before even leaving stratosphere

    • @hexhub3826
      @hexhub3826 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lorenzocampanella8651 Mf did you watch the movie?

    • @brace4impact258
      @brace4impact258 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lorenzocampanella8651 spoilers…..
      He didn’t do any of that, it was a trick to scare them all and detain them

    • @lorenzocampanella8651
      @lorenzocampanella8651 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brace4impact258 ho... Ok but yeah i think superman way of justice is more hardcore than batman because superman say he'll never kill but when you see all the injustice version of DC superman just start making genocide, batman respect more his words by letting alive a psychopath who have killed many people because he has promised to never kill

    • @frostbitedragon9
      @frostbitedragon9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​​@@lorenzocampanella8651 can we....*sigh* can we not talk about injustice FOR 5 F'ING MINUTES. Its not the only continuity in existence. And straight up flips some of the characters to be near there absolute worst. Or just makes them a little bit dummer.
      Sorry, sorry, im just a little annoyed people base a character solely off injustice. Or even suggest the thought. I didn't use to but ive just gotten tired of it :

  • @Kagu10
    @Kagu10 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That slap was personal 😭

  • @RistT4HP
    @RistT4HP 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    And he then makes him even more humiliated by showing him not only did he not kill his team, this entire thing was being aired love across the globe

  • @inertiaking1
    @inertiaking1 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Bro's sounding like future trunks with that "How does it feel black?"

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't shoot. This man isn't black!

    • @maxrichards5925
      @maxrichards5925 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@AmadisLFElmao

  • @hoi1010
    @hoi1010 ปีที่แล้ว +5281

    *Batman quickly grabbing 10 pounds of kryptonite from his stash*
    *Realizes Clark was putting on a ruse*
    *Slowly puts down kryptonite*
    Edit: What's up with these replies 😂 all I did was make a silly dumb joke and now it's filled with "uh well excuse me 🤓☝️ you bat meat riders" respect to the chads for accepting and continuing the joke and not taking it seriously, instead of making everything a dumb useless never ending debate of "who wins?" the writer decides everything.

    • @tusharroymukherjee3370
      @tusharroymukherjee3370 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      And laughs in Kryptonian, then calls up the Joker and tells him he's got a good joke. Then tells him the joke and they both have a laugh over the phone.

    • @brownmonke1155
      @brownmonke1155 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Dude actually thinks Batman could beat Superman with kryptonite lmaoo.

    • @warrioremperor6320
      @warrioremperor6320 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Superman flies 10000 feet away and lasers the kryptonite

    • @warrioremperor6320
      @warrioremperor6320 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ​@@brownmonke1155 With good prep he could

    • @brownmonke1155
      @brownmonke1155 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@warrioremperor6320 prep time is just a lazy cop out Batman fanboys use when they have no valid reasoning.

  • @kiiroofthelightning5761
    @kiiroofthelightning5761 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bro slapped him for shits and giggles😂

  • @currentuser2
    @currentuser2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many" The Doctor

  • @Vitoey
    @Vitoey ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Bro went into obrit faster than my mom finds items i lose

    • @Lucifer.666-Satan
      @Lucifer.666-Satan ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He went into orbit faster than my mum whoops my ass but I do something wrong

    • @nappabond3238
      @nappabond3238 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He went into orbit faster than my dad went for milk

    • @ThePonderingOrb
      @ThePonderingOrb ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro went into orbit faster than your dad going to get the milk

    • @MarvelMania677
      @MarvelMania677 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro went into orbit faster than I last

    • @b_tonis1205
      @b_tonis1205 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mac7 is 7 times the speed of sound, the speed moms find lost items is immeasurable

  • @deandredukes95
    @deandredukes95 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    This is what happens when Batman or Lois doesn’t keep Superman under control

  • @johnnyk617
    @johnnyk617 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Batman proud as fuck watching the evening news 😂

  • @Lord_Inquisitor_William7391
    @Lord_Inquisitor_William7391 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As superman once said to the joker "i dont have a code, i just generally dont kill people"

    • @HELLO_KORO
      @HELLO_KORO ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which was super outta character

  • @joynelbonet194
    @joynelbonet194 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    When Superman uses Batman's super power... Prep time.

    • @frostbitedragon9
      @frostbitedragon9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats not batmans superpower...well i guess its one of em. The other is
      ✨ *plot armour* ✨

    • @brownmonke1155
      @brownmonke1155 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah Batman’s superpower is dogshit writing.

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@frostbitedragon9 yeah. and your super power is specific to arguments.
      You can literally say 'plot armour' to anything that happens/doesn't happen to anyone in anything ever. Thanks captain obvious for explaining how stories work.

    • @kenji214245
      @kenji214245 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frostbitedragon9 The same plot armour that keeps Superman from facing too many magically powered enemies that could ignore his immunities and drain his strenght from the sun. Or just straight up kill him with said spells? You mean that plot armor??

    • @frostbitedragon9
      @frostbitedragon9 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kenji214245 first of. Thats pretty specific. Secondly when ever he does face a magic user he does get matched or straight up lose. So ye :v. I didn't know plot armor could dictate what enemys you face but uhh good to know. But hey the same plot armor that gives every villain and their grandma kryptonite a rare substance :).

  • @themasterblaze7563
    @themasterblaze7563 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Super Man the whole movie was like "Might does not make right" while these muppets were just being menaces. So Super Man was all like "Alright, if you want Might makes Right, then prepare thy anus"

    • @wolfehologram3539
      @wolfehologram3539 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Your final sentence almost had me spit take on my monitor. Bravo.

    • @invicibla2353
      @invicibla2353 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To quote Skeletron
      "Joke's on you I'm into that shi-"

    • @souhardyochatterjee3343
      @souhardyochatterjee3343 ปีที่แล้ว

      Movie name?

    • @kvngtrez1180
      @kvngtrez1180 ปีที่แล้ว

      Movie name?

    • @Andyjoe522
      @Andyjoe522 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@souhardyochatterjee3343Superman VS the Elite

  • @marcussantos188
    @marcussantos188 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This one of my favorite animated movies especially since it focuses on Superman’s idealism in a modern world.

    • @queenwin8509
      @queenwin8509 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What movie is this

    • @marcussantos188
      @marcussantos188 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s the title of the short

  • @thedragonreborn9856
    @thedragonreborn9856 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved this scene and the twist afterwards

  • @darkrockman2389
    @darkrockman2389 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This was one of the greatest superman movies I've ever seen.

    • @sarathomas8499
      @sarathomas8499 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely one of my favorites along with the Death of Superman...
      New 52 I don't like but that movie is *good*

    • @File-Mystery-Man
      @File-Mystery-Man ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sarathomas8499 what is the movie

    • @downstaitzero976
      @downstaitzero976 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@File-Mystery-Manyeah whats the movie

  • @mangamango5569
    @mangamango5569 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Everyone kept on saying that they wanted a Superman who just killed the villains he saw and so he showed them what that would be like.
    Turns out they don’t actually fucking want it, they just thought they did. Neither the villains nor the public would be ready for that smoke should it ever come.

    • @golubvolodemerovich7512
      @golubvolodemerovich7512 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@Myrid-oo4xmdamn, WTH are u even on about? Who hurt u

    • @mufasa5851
      @mufasa5851 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Reminds me of the Dr. Who quote.
      "Good men don't need rules. And today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep and then later we found out he was just fucking with the villains

    • @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804
      @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, there is a way to kill your enemies while toying them like an absolute nutcase sociopath and there is a way to kill your enemies for you see no containment will be safe enough or they did something totally irredeemable.

    • @ashwolf2006
      @ashwolf2006 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Myrid Only Bullies does that picking on the weak, just to make themselves look better, but the moment the bullied kid's starts to Fight back those people starts running.

  • @tenkenroo
    @tenkenroo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Orbit…. He went to orbit at Mach 7. If you listen hard yourself can hear the… pop” this movie was probably the best Superman movie

  • @ScoopyPoxs
    @ScoopyPoxs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "He went to orbit at mach 7"
    Sh*ts too cold💀

  • @Suberrrrrr
    @Suberrrrrr ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I'd love to think Batman's watching all of this on satellite like: "AAAAAAHAHA HE'S PLAYIN' YO ASSES, LOOKATEM ALFRED! LOOKAT THAT DUDE HE'S PISSING HIMSELF! HE REALLY THINKS SUPERMAN'S GONNA DO IT AAAHAHA THIS IS TOO GOOD!"

    • @adaman.shr.3538
      @adaman.shr.3538 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Barry, wally , cisco and the whole flash team : *eats popcorn and watches*

    • @section13mediabranch34
      @section13mediabranch34 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      thinking of batman laughing gave me chills

    • @LazySkeleton74
      @LazySkeleton74 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@adaman.shr.3538lmao

    • @samsilverman8579
      @samsilverman8579 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Batman: you see this joker this is a good joke

  • @cameronzero
    @cameronzero ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That "you don't believe me?" slap was *chef's kiss*

  • @Rio-dx5sv
    @Rio-dx5sv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “The world needs people in charge who are willing to put the animals down”that was so cold 🥶 💯🗣️🔥

  • @deandredukes95
    @deandredukes95 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Even some villains have compassion for their teammates

  • @SirBobbyDuncan
    @SirBobbyDuncan ปีที่แล้ว +112

    You don't mess with a man who can give you a lobotomy from fifty yards away😂

    • @astranix0198
      @astranix0198 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Still follow social distancing when performing surgeries. Reduces risk of infection.

  • @daleatsoverton9542
    @daleatsoverton9542 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    damn at this point Superman’s a Lobotomy expert . he might as well start taking patients

  • @mashedpotato8607
    @mashedpotato8607 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The slap is hilarious

  • @db_legends_editz
    @db_legends_editz ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Bro superman took that personally to whole nother lever

    • @ihsaanhill-xj3ux
      @ihsaanhill-xj3ux ปีที่แล้ว

      TBF the Black Guy Blew him up with 15 Exploding Suns or Some Shit.The yield of that attack decimated the moon leaving a crater and what was left of his cape. bust most likely he fast enough to move from the blast avoid minmal damage even at point blank he was grabbed that Black Dude Energry Attack went off and he still mangaes to do that kind of Damage to Supes shoe Coldcast is by far the most Dangerous Elite

    • @JimmyBonez
      @JimmyBonez ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know, feels more like a switch to me.

  • @randomgamer625
    @randomgamer625 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    For anyone wondering super man didn’t kill anyone he just used a creative and smart combination of his super powers and super man robots to beat them
    At the end there all just knocked out and taken away and I like this movie a lot because a lot of people forget that super man is smart
    Sure he’s not as smart as Batman but still his powers aren’t everything

    • @spangly20
      @spangly20 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what movie is it?

    • @randomgamer625
      @randomgamer625 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@spangly20 Superman VS The Elite
      It’s on HBO or whatever it’s called now

    • @kayodeowoseni7032
      @kayodeowoseni7032 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly dude, this is the comment I was looking, I freaking love this movie even more than injustice because it gives us the moral dilemma of superman without comprising his character but also showing us that Clark is a genius level intellect using his powers in the most creative ways. To me this is the best version of superman I have ever seen and I could watch movies like this for a long time without getting bored.

    • @adarsh2004
      @adarsh2004 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@randomgamer625 Max

    • @austinkersey2445
      @austinkersey2445 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Superman is not as smart as Batman, but he is vastly more intelligent (as in he has more knowledge). Basically, intelligence is how much knowledge you have, while wisdom (aka being smart) is knowing how to practically apply said knowledge. Batman is a master of the sciences (primarily psychology, biology, forensics, and mechanical engineering), but Superman basically has a P.H.D. in every science on the planet Earth and he is the leading expert on Kryptonian biology and technology in the universe. Batman simply has better combative instincts and more martial knowledge than the Man of Steel. Whereas Supes has more knowledge.

  • @mikebevill122
    @mikebevill122 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Low key one of my fave dcau movies

  • @KHMDarkness
    @KHMDarkness ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Can we simply say how truly threatening he sounds here? For those who don’t know, this voice actor, George Newborn, also plays as one other very iconic character until recently.
    He voices SEPHIROTH.
    And he does that voice here…

  • @Gallacant
    @Gallacant ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Sephiroth went sicko mode here

  • @goth9ever
    @goth9ever 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Batman watching all of this from the batcomputer, sitting on his batchair, drinking from his batmug
    "Oh baTMan, yOU SHoulDNt MAke coNTinGiNcy PlanS FOr uS, WE're yOUr FRiendS!"

  • @PaKePo
    @PaKePo ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This was the best Superman animated movie ever, and they didn't continue this storyline 😢

  • @kdbublitz88
    @kdbublitz88 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lol, everyone wants to poke the big bad bear until it gets annoyed. F around, and they found out.

  • @adominus1096
    @adominus1096 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro got lobotomized mid fight 💀

  • @SymmbolZS
    @SymmbolZS ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Lobotomy"
    Why does it feel like Superman likes that word

  • @French-Flamingo
    @French-Flamingo ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Clark is cold when he stops playing around 🥶

  • @Blackcage3
    @Blackcage3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He has learned from Batman I’m proud of him

  • @PresidentJohnHenryEden3
    @PresidentJohnHenryEden3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro Laughed Like Talking Ben 💀

  • @marioburgio3800
    @marioburgio3800 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That bitch slap at the end is so satisfying every time I watch it.

  • @jay7330
    @jay7330 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “How does it feel to be the victim” just add some shakes and a nice edit and he’d be cold asf

  • @vishnuprasad815
    @vishnuprasad815 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Batman : kryptonite
    Superman : INSTANT LOBOTOMY MF !!!! 😈😈

  • @Blank587
    @Blank587 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Superman's laugh after he collapses the magic guy's lungs gives me life.

    • @ashwolf2006
      @ashwolf2006 ปีที่แล้ว

      funfact this superman's Va was sephiroth's va from KH and Advent children movie.

  • @Menace_to_society_k27
    @Menace_to_society_k27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Superman's laugh 💀

  • @miming3679
    @miming3679 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "The world needs people in charge who are willing to put animals down"
    Ah shit, injustice superman appeared for a second there

    • @DevHawk
      @DevHawk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This superman puts injustice supes to shame.
      Only thing that ever bothered me about injustice superman. He was such an emotional wreck from losing Lois, he forgot what he's capable of, and mostly only bragging instead of actually using his powers like he says he wants to. This superman (tho it's a prank) knows how to use his powers with logic, dark logic, but this superman is leagues above anything injustice superman could ever think to do.

  • @rustyp.m4008
    @rustyp.m4008 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Let's think about this for a moment, villains are cocky when stuff goes "their" way but when the heroes get the upper hand they play victim

  • @blakefinn30
    @blakefinn30 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "he went into orbit at mach 7"
    *One winged angel starts playing*

  • @Moodymongul
    @Moodymongul ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Batman! I need advice on scaring people. Will you help me?"
    *one tear appears, in Batman's right eye, as he places his hand on Superman's shoulder*
    "Walk with me, Clark. Walk with me ..."

  • @bagelman9572
    @bagelman9572 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Batman waiting in the background with kryptonite💀

  • @skyblazeXIII
    @skyblazeXIII ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Heat vision focused through your pupils like a scalpel. Instant lobotomy." - Superman vs The Elites.
    That right there. That quote alone is why you DO NOT FUCK WITH SUPERMAN, YO!
    When he gets serious.....he gets serious. 😱

    • @rG1vZ
      @rG1vZ ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like BS writing lol

    • @raidra0973
      @raidra0973 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rG1vZ i mean its the same way how justice lord superman retired every villian in his universe

    • @rG1vZ
      @rG1vZ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raidra0973 touché
      I guess that's just my gripe with some of the superman writing lol
      They just seem like lazy "oh he actually can do anything if he gets serious/mad/evil etc" shenanigans.

    • @austinkersey2445
      @austinkersey2445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rG1vZ That's what Superman is meant to be. He's a symbol and an inspiration. Symbols have power and they have meaning. Superman is DC's embodiment of hope and of truth. The way to make Superman struggle is to challenge his morals, his beliefs, and his mind. The last one is harder than the others considering the fact that he is an extraterrestrial super-genius with so many powers I've forgotten the exact list. He just keeps getting more too. That said, imagine if Supes decided to get clever and started splicing the DNA of other heroes with his own. He just becomes Super-Superman with the powers of the entire Justice League. Scary shit. I would say I'd make a comic out of that, but I am no artist.

    • @mywifesboyfriend5558
      @mywifesboyfriend5558 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@rG1vZThen you clearly don't get Superman.
      Learn a bit more before you post next time, son.
      No replies will be seen

  • @CageVsCage
    @CageVsCage 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That bitch smack in the end tho 😂😂

  • @grimlow_4127
    @grimlow_4127 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Superman unleashed some scary sht

  • @DawsonVonDarkcastle
    @DawsonVonDarkcastle ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That look in Superman's eyes gives me chills every time.

  • @mariopadilla1445
    @mariopadilla1445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This kinda shows how dangerous Superman would be had he been petty and no care…I like it lol

  • @Cricometer1
    @Cricometer1 ปีที่แล้ว

    When sup was not holding back☠️🤣🤣

  • @DawsonVonDarkcastle
    @DawsonVonDarkcastle ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Black: "Where'd he freaking go?!"
    Superman: "Orbit; he went into orbit going mock 7. If you had super hearing, right about now you could hear the "pop"".

  • @sagolius
    @sagolius ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro has been hanging around with batman too much, he pulled the Vengeance card on them.

  • @aleczanderatchley5811
    @aleczanderatchley5811 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “It’s just a prank bro”
    The prank:

  • @rurounijay7100
    @rurounijay7100 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the angry superman we like, not the genodical maniac

  • @luigi7146
    @luigi7146 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mfs when people say Batman with prep time beats Superman even without him holding back:

    • @kingwildcat6192000
      @kingwildcat6192000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The reason for that is due to Batman = Ambushing Superman. Even though I am a Batman fanboy in a straight up 1v1, Batman would never win due to Superman having too many long range abilities and superspeed that Kryptonite wouldnt work. Give Batsy superpowers (injustice universe) or remove Supermans, he will as than its a street punk (Superman) vs a marine (Batman.) The reason for that is due to Batman actually having been trained where as Sups only knows how to use his powers where as Bats never does.

    • @luigi7146
      @luigi7146 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kingwildcat6192000 I too am a huge Batman fan, he's probably my favourite superhero of all time but Superman doesn't only know how to use his powers. He has a lot of training under his belt. He knows 4 forms of Kryptonian martial arts, he knows martian mind techniques, he has studied pressure points, he's fought people while he couldn't see, he's fought dozens of people without his powers, he's even fought superpowered characters without his powers. He has also trained under a lot of characters. Wonder Woman, Wild Cat, Mongul, Flash and Batman. Of course Batman is more skilled overall but Superman is no slouch. Besides that Superman has fought against beings wielding kryptonite and still won. He fought someone who was injected with the dna of Doomsday and filled to the brim with kryptonite. Kryptonite hardly works on him. Even if Batman did get the jump on him he couldn't do much, that is if he could get the jump on him. The only reason Batman wins against Superman is because Superman is just really nice.

    • @kingwildcat6192000
      @kingwildcat6192000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luigi7146 Okay fair enough, besides the animated series and JL animated series (and its sequel) I havent seen much of his stuff (comics) so I didnt he had these feats. Just from all I have seen hes just a brute/barbarian with extra powers compared to Batman where hes a rogue.

    • @luigi7146
      @luigi7146 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingwildcat6192000 Yeah that's a very common perception of Superman. I really hope that changes soon because it's kinda boring tbh.

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Gotta love when George Newbern goes Sephiroth.
    I wish there WAS an animated evil version of Kal-El, but not like the unstable, self justifying Injustice Superman.
    Instead, make it a reverse Goku: a crack in his head when he is a baby, that happens before sunlight empower him. So severe that it causes brain damage, cutting off his ability to feel empathy.
    Thus, "Sephiroth-Superman" essentially becomes a psychopath.
    A cold, calculating, sinister and sadistic psychopath, who enjoys playing with his food.
    Basically what Supes acted out in this scene, but for real this time.

    • @rodimussupreme2329
      @rodimussupreme2329 ปีที่แล้ว

      So Ultraman?

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rodimussupreme2329 😳 *???*
      I'm nowhere near familiar enough to give a proper response, but, isn't Ultraman a hero?
      Or is George Newbern a voice actor for that show's English dub? _(sorry, I wouldn't know)_
      Edit:
      OOOOOOOOH!! You're talking about the "Ultraman" from the Crisis on Two Earths movie, not the Japanese character! _DUH!_ 🤪
      Well, no. Because Ultraman was more loud and serious, like your typical thug.
      I'm really picturing "Superman acting like Sephiroth" levels of psychopath, cold and calculating, but also sinister and enjoying what he does.

  • @Weeb-Knight
    @Weeb-Knight ปีที่แล้ว

    That Evil Superman Laugh Was Funny

  • @potstarx4125
    @potstarx4125 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Alfred: "Master Bruce aren't you going to intervene?"
    Batman: "you've got to be kidding me"

  • @marvelmaniacs1
    @marvelmaniacs1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It wasn't enough that you took his team and his powers. You had to pimp slap them afterwards😂

  • @deathtrooper9003
    @deathtrooper9003 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is what happens when Superman actually learns from Batman.
    It’s fucking terrifying

    • @OniGG
      @OniGG ปีที่แล้ว

      learn what? that cuck doesn't kill too

    • @mangamango5569
      @mangamango5569 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please stop with the Batman thing. He wasn’t in the movie, don’t even think he was mentioned. This was Superman’s problem and he had to fix it by himself.

    • @big_j4760
      @big_j4760 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mangamango5569 bro he made a joke don’t take it as a personal offence

  • @LordVodka313
    @LordVodka313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He’s doing it our way”
    Famous last words

  • @JonathanJostar-rr4rl
    @JonathanJostar-rr4rl 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The icing on the cake is the sweet slap at the end😂😂

  • @william_riku
    @william_riku ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Superman VA just unleash his inner sephiroth

  • @guest6114
    @guest6114 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “I’m not aiming for your face.” Aims for the face

    • @imaginationave3687
      @imaginationave3687 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean...you're not wrong.

    • @doc1192
      @doc1192 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um, he aimed for his brain, not the face,

    • @kal-azar2006
      @kal-azar2006 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@doc1192 to the brain through the face

  • @ssjronin3972
    @ssjronin3972 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I've never been a superman fan but this guy I like! Took his team apart, ripped his powers away and bitch smacked him for the finish 🤌

  • @EMalachi
    @EMalachi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I prefer when the super explains what he's doing, rather than the one receiving. Gives the feeling of, "You're so outclassed I can tell you how it works because even KNOWING, you can't stop it. You can't stop ME."