I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police

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  • @VICE
    @VICE  ปีที่แล้ว +164

    ¿Quieres ver el video en español? Haz clic en el botón de configuración para cambiar la pista de audio.
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    • @aimaryuman
      @aimaryuman ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Que bueno que más creadores hagan sus canales bilingües

    • @barcotote8319
      @barcotote8319 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      la traduccion es horrible

    • @andresfelipegarciapedreros3410
      @andresfelipegarciapedreros3410 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      pagenle a locutores por favor, eso esta terrible

    • @dvlprlat
      @dvlprlat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's awful.

    • @kermitelmuppetancio
      @kermitelmuppetancio ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t know there was an option to change the audio!
      That’s amazing, thanks a lot ✨

  • @theiveyed8677
    @theiveyed8677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13079

    "Is this like an anti Establishment thing?"
    Little did that cop know he was staring in the face of a criminal master mind.

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Little does all cops know

    • @elixirnunchux6225
      @elixirnunchux6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheIVEyed **police

    • @mlw237
      @mlw237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏👏👏😂😂😂😂

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That shit actually made me laugh.

    • @Todsor
      @Todsor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This reminds me one of the longest English word: "Antidisestablishmentarianism"

  • @maybenotyt8353
    @maybenotyt8353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18258

    Her: I like bad boys
    This dude: *carries salmon suspiciously*

    • @thesmellofpizza
      @thesmellofpizza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      MaybeNot Yt i can’t stop laughing at this my gosh

    • @maybenotyt8353
      @maybenotyt8353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jaco 😂😂

    • @anonymousshitposter1743
      @anonymousshitposter1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Funniest joke ever!!!

    • @eliezerrabbinowitz4180
      @eliezerrabbinowitz4180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheInternationalBlackLipPlate lol, he would've gotten arrested before he could've finished the sentence.

    • @1985_Honda_CRX_Si
      @1985_Honda_CRX_Si 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Jared Sylvester laughs in sam'o'nella

  • @sloideh
    @sloideh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36788

    Medieval soldiers who got their heads cut off are watching this in the afterlife like "oi' bruv this is unfair innit"

    • @cerridianempire1653
      @cerridianempire1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

      thy cannoth recieve such bullshith

    • @bilo9062
      @bilo9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

      Thy thinketh this is suchetg bull.

    • @paperbag0018
      @paperbag0018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      I imagine them being like: Heck yeah break those stupid laws and just cheering him on in their afterlife

    • @kabal6331
      @kabal6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      I’m British and I can confirm that nobody in this country says ‘oi bruv innit’ it’s a myth.

    • @julisity6640
      @julisity6640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      quite roight mate

  • @ComicalWhispers
    @ComicalWhispers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4496

    i really liked the “is this an anti-establishment thing” like the genuine confusion that cop felt like he was really missing something thinking in his head like “is this how the kids protest nowadays?”

    • @patrykochmanski6156
      @patrykochmanski6156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      No, of course not. They adhere to much more productive strategies such as gluing themselves to something.

    • @freya9056
      @freya9056 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      He was technically correct though, as the law is the establishment and this video was about breaking laws

    • @candyclouds5171
      @candyclouds5171 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfaooo

    • @TiagoCavalcanti-ji6hu
      @TiagoCavalcanti-ji6hu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right?!

    • @guaranteedtopwn
      @guaranteedtopwn ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The best part is it's a 100% correct assumption on his part, because it is!

  • @elijahbuettel5107
    @elijahbuettel5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8568

    *Goes in for a job interview and they see his extensive criminal record*

    • @bamboozled4
      @bamboozled4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      🤣🤣🤣 dude this comment is way underrated

    • @boltowl625
      @boltowl625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Suspiciously walking around in public with the fish.

    • @GATOtyger
      @GATOtyger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Then they hire him because it was a Laws Tester Job.

    • @NuhUh......
      @NuhUh...... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@boltowl625 knocking on a door and running away

    • @runawaygemm5397
      @runawaygemm5397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?”

  • @helenarole589
    @helenarole589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19029

    “What are you in for?”
    “I handled a salmon suspiciously.”

    • @Chazza_1201
      @Chazza_1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      😂😂😂 this comment should be at the top

    • @despxir7897
      @despxir7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      Prison Mate: *(backs up)*

    • @therockdwarfmockdwarf1476
      @therockdwarfmockdwarf1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Prison mate: GUARDDDDDDDDD

    • @imthekels6345
      @imthekels6345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      (The third prisoner: i gambled in a libary)

    • @brnhmorrhage
      @brnhmorrhage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      "Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?"

  • @_wowzaimshook_9368
    @_wowzaimshook_9368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5155

    1:27
    Guy with megaphone: There is a man walking around with fish
    Guy with fish: *+5 suspicion points*

    • @Communist-Doge
      @Communist-Doge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Microphone? A megaphone, mate. :)

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      megaphone = atleast +50 suspicion, just jump in a haybale.

    • @yajairanoriega3219
      @yajairanoriega3219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Suspicion level: 100

    • @swocks4085
      @swocks4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What game is this a reference to

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@swocks4085 runescape

  • @alex_Skye
    @alex_Skye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    “He’s checking to see if his car is locked.. that’s how fucking creepy I look” GOT ME LAUGHING ALREADY

    • @jacobgoodstone7572
      @jacobgoodstone7572 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Who knew a man with a fish could be so unsettling

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You don't see that everyday

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22377

    Shout-out to the man who actually sat down with him and played blackjack in the middle of a library aisle.

    • @xleage
      @xleage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      This guy just servedon't 3 months in jail for this

    • @infeksiketawa
      @infeksiketawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Man of the year

    • @arcsoned1112
      @arcsoned1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      He is now serving his 6 year sentence in jail

    • @simonolsson9706
      @simonolsson9706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes thats relly gangster

    • @warrior2874
      @warrior2874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah that was very funny🤣🤣

  • @yusufnoorudeen5011
    @yusufnoorudeen5011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14546

    The fact that a police officer looked at him while he knocked on the prime minister's door and leave is just hilarious

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      "Oi' Mate that's illegal"

    • @ilasilas3261
      @ilasilas3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      @purplerains I think it was exactly that. The camera seemed to be positioned where they normally go for news stories, and I assume he was meant to be a reporter so they allowed him them through like that. Probably weren't expecting him to knock and run instead though.

    • @glenkelly6117
      @glenkelly6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@ilasilas3261 it most likely wasn’t 10 Downing Street. There is an almost identical door on a near by street

    • @untruelie2640
      @untruelie2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      They certainly had a permission to film there. You can't just walk into Downing Street, there is a fence blocking the entrance.

    • @paragon4770
      @paragon4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@aiosquadron "you've got a license for knocking on that door?"

  • @iforgotmydamnname6325
    @iforgotmydamnname6325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6391

    When you walked with salmon, i could almost see "!" on the heads of pedestrians

  • @colson3773
    @colson3773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    “Do you think this is a suspicious fish? ”
    “Oh definitely” 😂😂😂

  • @Im_AFK_Btw
    @Im_AFK_Btw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30890

    I like how he doesnt tell them the reason he's wearing armor, like he's actually scared they're going to cut his head off.

    • @teamofwinter8128
      @teamofwinter8128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

      LMFAAAO, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS WAY

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

      @@andrewhrusovsky9426 I would argue that he could show this video as the kids thing he was recording

    • @xxportalxx.
      @xxportalxx. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      Yeaaah that was a bummer, I feel like he went with that more so to not cause unnecessary conflict rather than out of fear of decapitation tho haha

    • @andrewhrusovsky9426
      @andrewhrusovsky9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@lobsters12111 yeah but it's not labeled for kids, either way you slice it, still a felony. Is in the states at least, and I'm sure that it's not just a law here

    • @ChaseddiHondo
      @ChaseddiHondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      The chances of being decapitated for wearing armor is small, but never zero

  • @stanley3385
    @stanley3385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    In Denmark here: if the channel between Denmark and Sweden was to freeze over, and a Sweed was to walk over the ice, we are permitted to stop them by hitting them with a stick or simliar blunt weapon until they stop and walk back.

    • @christrickett3291
      @christrickett3291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      In Denmark there is a law that says if a prisoner tries to escape from prison and they are caught in the act, they must be taken back inside. Nice touch, that :D

    • @juliabjureus5450
      @juliabjureus5450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You guys still scarred from 1658? ;-)

    • @germsspices
      @germsspices 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can tell you guys take your laws very seriously.

    • @sventveske
      @sventveske 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      In 1658 the world had an minor ice time. In that the sweeds cross the sea to attack Denmark.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha😂😂😂

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6504

    "Ladies and gentlemen, I see a man walking past with a fish. Pointless."
    THAT'S SO BRITISH

    • @Chinawanka
      @Chinawanka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean no

    • @jp9707
      @jp9707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@Chinawanka I see your no, and I counter with a yes

    • @OswaldM_14
      @OswaldM_14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@jp9707 I see your yes, and I double-counter with a maybe so

    • @lattecreamsoda
      @lattecreamsoda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @9tn9ty 5 I see your definitely and double-counter with an absolutely not

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      deep-fried frog

  • @notevensara
    @notevensara ปีที่แล้ว +124

    -How did you end up in prison?
    -_I handled a salmon suspiciously_
    -_OMG GET AWAY FROM ME_

  • @littlefishiesinthese
    @littlefishiesinthese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5639

    _”I’ll try harder to be more suspicious”_
    * starts running *

    • @daysktch7000
      @daysktch7000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I robbed a bank =)

    • @cubanpete2230
      @cubanpete2230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      or be black

    • @vikingraven4758
      @vikingraven4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Raul W.
      Get out of here. Racebaiting shithole.

    • @salty7535
      @salty7535 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vikingraven4758 Ikr. Foolish

    • @TarnTarn-zv6cp
      @TarnTarn-zv6cp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inside the wall at York I heard it's legal to kill a Welshman with a bow and arrow. ....well that was my excuse.

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6985

    Lol I imagine the “no sockless people within 100 yards of the Queen” bit was just a roundabout way of saying “no poor or beggars” without actually saying it 😂

    • @MrXiaoqiao
      @MrXiaoqiao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      Never thought of it like that! Rich and powerful people have always been pretty great at being classist/racist/sexist/etc without actually saying what they mean.

    • @chinnywanders
      @chinnywanders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      True. Because back then only the aristocrats can afford socks.

    • @lauralishes1
      @lauralishes1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Exactly

    • @lauralishes1
      @lauralishes1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly

    • @14dhat16
      @14dhat16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Good catch!

  • @C.C.369
    @C.C.369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3437

    *"HE DID WHAT???"*
    "HE WAS WEARING *A DOUBLE RUFF!!!"*
    *"OUTRAGEOUS!!! WE HAVE TO WRITE A LAW AGAINST THAT!"*

    • @calebclark1821
      @calebclark1821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The current monarch of that time after seeing a shitty double ruff.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I can see it as a law to nip a ruff arms race in the bud. So that people of higher social standing didn't have to go for triple ruffs just to one up some merchant

    • @namanaggarwal1957
      @namanaggarwal1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read it in an accent of an angry british government official

    • @josephstevens5489
      @josephstevens5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's rough. That's double rough.

    • @darrenhatfield4578
      @darrenhatfield4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@namanaggarwal1957 Well done... That was pretty much the point of the comment. Have a Blue Peter badge 😂

  • @chickennugents4738
    @chickennugents4738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    I like how the cop was just standing there after knocking the door 🤣

    • @ShuviTupya
      @ShuviTupya 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      How things have changed in London in such a short time. You cant get anywhere near that door now.

  • @savantpeen1567
    @savantpeen1567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37890

    If he was in the medieval ages. He would be the most wanted man

    • @adeelqadir6517
      @adeelqadir6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

      bounty: 90000 million coins

    • @adeelqadir6517
      @adeelqadir6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      Or whatever the currency was at the midievals

    • @kingcartierjs7022
      @kingcartierjs7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      El Chapo 2.0 but instead this is before El Chapo was even born

    • @adeelqadir6517
      @adeelqadir6517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@kingcartierjs7022 i agree

    • @lightstorm3256
      @lightstorm3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      But... the medieval ages ended in 16th century. Those laws weren't even made up then :D.

  • @uhohmemebiggestboy212
    @uhohmemebiggestboy212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5010

    "Ladies and Gentleman did I see a man walking past with a fish?"
    Over a megaphone is probably about the most chaotic and funny thing I'll ever witness

    • @vickymoreira1260
      @vickymoreira1260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      *POINTLESS*

    • @mamagoosey
      @mamagoosey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Said the pencil as it wept, mourning for its lost tip-

    • @spaghettifieddude
      @spaghettifieddude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@vickymoreira1260 my favorite part. Not only did he announce it to everyone, he shamed the fish handling XD

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why is this so uncommon?

    • @skyisgreen1839
      @skyisgreen1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More usual to walk your fish with a leash

  • @Lorelaeyn
    @Lorelaeyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6799

    Him whispering ”We don’t have to play for money - I’ve got a sashimi-grade fish” in the library had me dead.

    • @savyluwiii
      @savyluwiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And he said it in a serious tone

    • @sollyoutube_19
      @sollyoutube_19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same😂

    • @doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097
      @doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sashimi grade fish is in fact very expensive - I wouldn't be surprised if the fish he was carrying was worth more than 100 pounds.
      So, I'd say it was a real wager, if he'd lost the fish.

    • @savyluwiii
      @savyluwiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sashimi you say? Hmmm sus

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hes been walking all over london with it, if it was sashimi grade it isnt anymore

  • @DB-lz7hp
    @DB-lz7hp ปีที่แล้ว +42

    In Germany there are also laws such as: If there is a non-consensual pillow fight, the blow can count as a weapon. A self-defense reaction can then take place in full force. At the same time, a robber can sue you for damages if he is injured by a trap while breaking into your apartment - Kevin would be punished harshly under German law.

    • @jamesallen8287
      @jamesallen8287 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      So you can defend yourself if someone hits you with a pillow but can't defend yourself if someone breaks into your house

  • @hmbgabey7766
    @hmbgabey7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80423

    The real question is how many people were handling salmon suspiciously where they found it necessary to make a law.

    • @grimmer54
      @grimmer54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6883

      That was exactly my thought, this one feels really specific, just imagine the context, one guy doing something really messed up with a "suspicious fish" in his arms.

    • @grimmer54
      @grimmer54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +922

      @@andreirobu281 ah yes, that have a lot is sense, I am gonna check that info, thx dude.

    • @_tertle3892
      @_tertle3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      Bobis Vajine I know is a Skyrim reface but since it’s England by order of the earl

    • @JustSleepyK
      @JustSleepyK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      At least 3 1/2 people

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Andrei Robu still an odd law

  • @koenigkorczak
    @koenigkorczak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4132

    guy: *shakes a rug and wears an outrageous double ruff
    policeman: "is that like an anti-establishment thing?"

  • @NotBadJefferBoat
    @NotBadJefferBoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17978

    "It doesn't look suspicious but it looks interesting." -local British man

    • @smokeyquartz7
      @smokeyquartz7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      sums us up quite well

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      @Patrick O perhaps your supposed to put sunglasses on the fish to make it a suspicious fish

    • @gracepolwart4053
      @gracepolwart4053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just the usual

    • @mariangelab9755
      @mariangelab9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      But is this the reason that in english, if you see something suspicious you say that it looks fishy?

    • @smokeyquartz7
      @smokeyquartz7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@mariangelab9755 i think you're onto something🤔

  • @rasmus1600
    @rasmus1600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In Denmark there's an old law that says that if the strait Øresund freeses over and swedish people walk over to ice to Denmark, we're legally allowed to beat them with a stick.
    However other laws have negated that law today.

  • @noflockin8519
    @noflockin8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7486

    Inmate: “Whatchu in for?” Him: I held a salmon in public

    • @bombah5045
      @bombah5045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      *inmate cowers away in fear after hearing he has committed such a heinous crime*

    • @cashtonb5705
      @cashtonb5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shh

    • @henryphilippeaux3566
      @henryphilippeaux3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well sometimes you can get in trouble for holding your "salmon" in public

    • @random..2803
      @random..2803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Inmates:what a brave man

    • @jayripley2948
      @jayripley2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Inmate: suspiciously?
      Him: yeah
      Inmate: you monster!

  • @PwopYT3811
    @PwopYT3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8914

    *Someone is walking by street with a giant salmon*
    A random British man: "It doesn't look suspicious"

    • @kayleighjohnstone7917
      @kayleighjohnstone7917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Honestly there's so much weird crap in central London it's normal to us now 😂

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why would it?

    • @williambarraclough8712
      @williambarraclough8712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Of course not in my town (doncaster) ppl are always carrying salmon

    • @aleksababic3730
      @aleksababic3730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bri'ish *

    • @KristinaVukovic1
      @KristinaVukovic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aleksababic3730 ? thats not funny

  • @malterichter6821
    @malterichter6821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5420

    For what are ya here in jail?
    I was lookin suspicious with a salmon.
    Huh, pretty tough.

    • @garlic3961
      @garlic3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao😂

    • @ThemChosenGamers
      @ThemChosenGamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too man

    • @annemariefleming
      @annemariefleming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And in some US states, you can't push a bear out of a helicopter......

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Prisoners stands and Sit away from you.

    • @Anthony_Marquis
      @Anthony_Marquis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "How tough am I? I'll have you know I stubbed my toe today, and cried for only 27 minutes."

  • @kittara8
    @kittara8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "not suspicious, it looks very interesting" 😂😂 so cute how curious he was

  • @channel_no_longer_active
    @channel_no_longer_active 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3973

    He was later sent to a jail in Australia.

  • @abieyuwa6226
    @abieyuwa6226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2880

    Inmate: What are you in for?
    Me: holding a salmon suspiciously.

    • @jazzyangelflower3344
      @jazzyangelflower3344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *Inmate schooches away as fast as possible*

    • @jafeth8229
      @jafeth8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Inmate from other side of the cell tilts his head up:
      "That's nothing, I was wearing no socks 100 yards from the queen"

    • @sageseeker9197
      @sageseeker9197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I shook a dirty rug. Beat that.

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wore a double ruff!

    • @jimboslim8379
      @jimboslim8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Inmate: What are you in for?
      Some british guy: having a plastic knife without a licence

  • @Kalfu1987
    @Kalfu1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    In Argentina, the action of "knocking and running away" is called " ring raje", and seriously, I can't believe that in the UK you have a law against it, even though it's makes a lot of sense, when I was a little girl, we used to have such a fun doing this 😂😂😂
    Really fun and also interesting video. New subscriber here!

    • @orion4622
      @orion4622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I call it Ding Dong Ditching

    • @buakawfan333
      @buakawfan333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We used to call it Knock Down Ginger where I grew up

    • @shuenshuen
      @shuenshuen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In Dutch its 'belletje lellen'

    • @shuenshuen
      @shuenshuen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@buakawfan333 as a red haired person I feel unsafe

    • @buakawfan333
      @buakawfan333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shuenshuen lol I never knew why it was called that. As kids we never thought it was about red haired people. Maybe it was about gingerbread men 🤣 it's a mystery.

  • @trapadvisor
    @trapadvisor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11424

    Dude imagine just minding your business in the library and a man reeking of fish comes in just to play a game of blackjack real quick. Comedy gold

    • @slipknot.2211
      @slipknot.2211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      dreams be like:

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@slipknot.2211 I too dream of beautiful fishermen in libraries, brudder.

    • @robertpaulson8790
      @robertpaulson8790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Where else do you go to play blackjack?
      Casino won't let you in smelling like that.

    • @JuniorFanCirca1989
      @JuniorFanCirca1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roe Games

    • @banzai0905
      @banzai0905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very suspicious indeed

  • @philip.stigaard
    @philip.stigaard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    Guy shakes rug after 8 am, wearing a outrageous double ruff and being sockless within 100 yards of the queen.
    Policeman: So you have chosen death.

    • @CelineCatalina98
      @CelineCatalina98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *unloads clip in face*

    • @diamondsam
      @diamondsam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No no the choice of death was for entering parliament with armour on.

    • @UncleBen-s
      @UncleBen-s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated man yo wtf lol

    • @arturos.l.2248
      @arturos.l.2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just asked him to leave

  • @007spudman
    @007spudman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like how the number 10 downing Street guard just looked as if it was nothing.

  • @awaisn
    @awaisn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3736

    This guy has the face for playing a mastermind criminal role in a movie.

    • @germsspices
      @germsspices 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      He looks like a Malfoy

    • @awaisn
      @awaisn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@germsspices he really does :D

    • @LetsShareOurTears
      @LetsShareOurTears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He looks like Ramsey

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@germsspices heh

    • @prabhasvedagiri9338
      @prabhasvedagiri9338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Could be Grindelwald

  • @hyeyyul5944
    @hyeyyul5944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5580

    "I love bad boys"
    I broke a law
    "Really? What did you do?"
    I shook a dirty rug in public after 8 am

    • @fisken1
      @fisken1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      And handled a salmon suspiciously

    • @N3PTUNE8008
      @N3PTUNE8008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      “Damn..that’s hot- you are so naughty!”

    • @Justme-jp8ih
      @Justme-jp8ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      *Without wearing socks.*

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "… Is that supposed to be a sexual euphemism?"

    • @Fiberglass_Insulation
      @Fiberglass_Insulation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sock-less

  • @oryctolaguscuniculus6266
    @oryctolaguscuniculus6266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10973

    Nobody:
    *holds a salmon suspiciously*
    Police: Bloody hell mate.

    • @marquisgomez9390
      @marquisgomez9390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Im dead lmaoooooo

    • @pongsatonrattanapriyanuch7331
      @pongsatonrattanapriyanuch7331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I can hear the accent

    • @alexh1131
      @alexh1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I hear it in girding Ramsay’s voice
      Gordon* dumb autocorrect

    • @averywow
      @averywow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @BRADMASTER woosh

    • @lurongc2169
      @lurongc2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BRADMASTER the only thing that is cancerous here is your comment

  • @someone_7206
    @someone_7206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2546

    Inmate: what you in for?
    me: *shaking a rug after 8am*

    • @The_End.
      @The_End. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Inmate: *Scooches away*

    • @isaidstream4547
      @isaidstream4547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your comment made me wanna play GTA Roleplay again

    • @fukkjalen
      @fukkjalen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Operation Blackout inmate: oh shit

    • @sumayyah4228
      @sumayyah4228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Inmate: YOU ANIMAL!!! *runs away*

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      In prison I will stay right out of your way. You are loco man.

  • @Evannnnnnnn2
    @Evannnnnnnn2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10246

    Alternative title: confusing as many British cops as possible

    • @foxtrot570
      @foxtrot570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Cop 1: "Do you know something about... this"
      Cop 2: "I think I've read about it. All I can say it's something historical"
      Cop 1: "Something bad?"
      Cop 2: "Can't remember. But by the look of it... definetly not."

    • @danieloliveira9815
      @danieloliveira9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Bri'ish cops*

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Bee-id4kp HE SAID WE BRI'ISH TODAY

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Quick note. I’m not British but I do know a decent amount of British English
      So. A cop in the UK isn’t a policeman. It’s a specific type of criminal
      A very.... handsy criminal

    • @Bee-id4kp
      @Bee-id4kp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@icel8828 no it’s still a policeman we have multiple names
      Cops
      Pigs
      Feds
      Popo
      Probably more depending on where you are

  • @owynpakkala2834
    @owynpakkala2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4581

    *Nobody can break over 10 laws in a day and not get caught*
    this guy: Hold my salmon

  • @a_921
    @a_921 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I love that the guy in the library actually sits down with him and starts playing a game of blackjack *before* asking why they are doing it
    also, although I already knew what the salmon law was really about, I always have some nasty pictures in my mind of what "suspiciously" might mean

    • @lulianjuliuswassbach
      @lulianjuliuswassbach 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do people hit each other with the salmon?

  • @fluxasyt
    @fluxasyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26952

    This guy is officially the most wanted person in UK

    • @dresseur2capocabo850
      @dresseur2capocabo850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It sad to not explain where are coming from this laws and to just be stupid and to explain nothing , its really not interessant ... it stupid , its made for stupid people ...more dumb than the laws u can not understand ....

    • @slumpsenju7849
      @slumpsenju7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@dresseur2capocabo850 Shashumga

    • @yyosyrup152
      @yyosyrup152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nahhhh

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Are…are we complacent to this? Are we now considered accomplices!?
      Oooooohhhhh nooooooo….

    • @prayunceasingly2029
      @prayunceasingly2029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Now he has to not social distance, not wear a mask and eat in a restaurant without a vax passport.

  • @masterdunx
    @masterdunx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6681

    The policeman letting him knock on the PM's door and run away strikes me as very British humour.

    • @annawhistles
      @annawhistles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Hahahahahaha yes that's pretty hilarious

    • @spankthemonkey3437
      @spankthemonkey3437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Playing Bennie hill music

    • @Shuker8964
      @Shuker8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      “Oh finally something funny today”

    • @hitrapperandartistdababy
      @hitrapperandartistdababy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@goldcakes as long as he isnt wearing an outrageous double ruff I think he’ll be alright

    • @manishbaj
      @manishbaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I think the policeman knew he was filming, probably even saw the camera crew.

  • @koala83r72
    @koala83r72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8474

    Officer - "Is this an anti-establishment kind of thing?"
    Nailed it.

    • @refsmithy
      @refsmithy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      I was more interested by the fact that an armed officer moved into view. Maybe they were taking it more seriously then anyone realised...

    • @thelonelyarrikirri4575
      @thelonelyarrikirri4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      @@refsmithy I mean the guy was doing something very strange. Even if it didn’t seem threatening they would still want to know what is going on for security reasons.
      They’re not on patrol their guarding the Queen after all.

    • @ArgoInfoBroker
      @ArgoInfoBroker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      @@refsmithy Officers around British landmarks in London are usually armed so the fact it was an armed officer responding isn't exactly unusual considering where he was, but yes, generally people acting in a manner that isn't very normal around an area of high interest will get a more elevated response from law enforcement

    • @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg
      @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Arief Budi You sure about that, buddy?

    • @x-Psych
      @x-Psych 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Arief Budi it used to be.

  • @BladeCross
    @BladeCross ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The last cop reaction where saw a man knocks the door then ran away is precious 😂

  • @comradedyatlov4143
    @comradedyatlov4143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    Me: *Runs around with a fish*
    Policeman: Hey! I'm gonna have to arrest you for that!
    Me: Oh, it's a Tuna, not a salmon.
    Policeman: Understandable. Have a nice day.

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You must be strong to carry a tune, unless it was a young one
      In that case, heck you

    • @comradedyatlov4143
      @comradedyatlov4143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Laughs in 42 pound Skipjack Tuna*

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@comradedyatlov4143 well you know what? I can get you a sardine if you give me enough time

    • @comradedyatlov4143
      @comradedyatlov4143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      phish

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ghoti

  • @tatsuxcix
    @tatsuxcix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    Her: I like bad boys who break the Law
    Me: Suspiciously carrying a salmon around

  • @shnerped3549
    @shnerped3549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5817

    "I dealt illegal drugs, and murdered a family. What are you in for?"
    " _I carried salmon suspiciously_ "

    • @maddie262
      @maddie262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      *backs away*

    • @flamingblood8447
      @flamingblood8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      *looks at the officer on patrol*

    • @noahanders7605
      @noahanders7605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@flamingblood8447 "officer help I don't want to die"

    • @softserve7623
      @softserve7623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@noahanders7605 officer : What did he do
      Prisoner: 🥵Sussy fishy😩
      Officer: runs away cutely

    • @nekow9684
      @nekow9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@softserve7623 you ruined the joke

  • @mimzywimzy790
    @mimzywimzy790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:33 “I was gambolling in a library.” - Guy who gambolled in a library.

  • @lebabyjames2945
    @lebabyjames2945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5998

    What if they put him on trial because of this footage years later.

    • @ebase5212
      @ebase5212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      They have all the evidence ..open shut case

    • @Majskatt
      @Majskatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      If he ever decided to become a real critic of the establishment the queen gets to shout off with his head.

    • @bitsbytes123
      @bitsbytes123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You could tell most of the police didn’t really care, in fact one of them started laughing near the end.

    • @Dani-it5sy
      @Dani-it5sy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bitsbytes123 Imagine in Holland. You light up a spliff in front of an officer and he smiles in that way.

    • @26longlongtime
      @26longlongtime 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip tay k

  • @domesticcat1725
    @domesticcat1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    "I drove a truck into an orphanage, twice. What are you in here for?"
    "I betted a salmon in a game of blackjack at the library"
    "You monster"

    • @viograte6389
      @viograte6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “I looked suspicious with a fish.”

    • @plasmazulu6643
      @plasmazulu6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “betted”
      lol

    • @kevbri11
      @kevbri11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's bet

    • @crabenjoyergoat
      @crabenjoyergoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see, i'm not the only one here who watched sam' o nella academy

    • @Grimdewulf77
      @Grimdewulf77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In armor

  • @potatoson5138
    @potatoson5138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2703

    “Welcome to the Salty Spatoon how tough are you”
    “I suspiciously handled a salmon in England”
    “Right this way sir”

  • @naludragneel5371
    @naludragneel5371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Imagine he goes to court one day and they happen to find out he committed so many crimes. And then they find out what those crimes were.

  • @zubintrivedi7105
    @zubintrivedi7105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5591

    3:14 all fun and games until the guard takes his sword out saying "finally been waiting for this my whole life never thought this would actually happen"

    • @SkaterBlades
      @SkaterBlades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Everyone gangsta till you're carted off to helgen

    • @robynryan7473
      @robynryan7473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Or..my descendants never had the opportunity and finally I have my moment I will not fail my ancestors. Wait a minute, Crap, my swords dole!

    • @rebeccaclark2614
      @rebeccaclark2614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      but like ... if he wanted to, he actually could ... that's crazy!

    • @sandesh01
      @sandesh01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @AdmiringObserverR
      @AdmiringObserverR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      too plausible lol

  • @samwrihiro
    @samwrihiro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3548

    Him: Deliberately breaks law in libray
    Also him: Makes sure to whisper

    • @VishalHanda
      @VishalHanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao

    • @highwaytothesun
      @highwaytothesun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      he's a criminal, not a monster

    • @whatoustudio
      @whatoustudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      don't fuck with the librarians dude they're straight up crazy

    • @alexanderalexeev3434
      @alexanderalexeev3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      it would be too stupid to organize illegal casino business in library and get banned for loud voice. Reminds me Al Capone was charged for tax evasion

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you gotta show some RESPEC

  • @seandiaz5504
    @seandiaz5504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5991

    If you think about it, they had to place a law about suspiciously handling fish, because too many people were handling fish suspiciously

    • @duck-ss6pt
      @duck-ss6pt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Omg imagine just a street full of people with fish just darting around in black suits

    • @hyacinth1320
      @hyacinth1320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Exactly right! Whenever I see a sign with a rule that doesn't seem to make sense, I want to know the story of how that sign got there. There's always a story. lol

    • @franklinvonfrankenstein1137
      @franklinvonfrankenstein1137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It's actually a law from 1986 with makes the possesion of poached fish illegal, it's a loose provision though seeimg as they only have to have reasonable suspicion the salmon is poached.

    • @pecklespeckle1
      @pecklespeckle1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      People just slapping each otherwith fish

    • @yodelgoats790
      @yodelgoats790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      sounds fishy

  • @amberfryer9709
    @amberfryer9709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’ve heard about dumb laws since I was little, but you actually had the guys to break them! I love it!

  • @fiona6562
    @fiona6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7846

    On a serious note tho this guy isint actually a bad singer at all

    • @Joseph_yy
      @Joseph_yy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      F i o n a on Pun intended? Lol

    • @js-6811
      @js-6811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      alhie

    • @okthen3397
      @okthen3397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      F i o n a for real, he’s not bad

    • @sophia-vb8zw
      @sophia-vb8zw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aggghhh ruelette!! 😆😅 me toooo!

    • @kneaks
      @kneaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      F i o n a It You ugly

  • @BeanEater1001
    @BeanEater1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4649

    I love how you can just go up to the door of the prime minister.

    • @JamesBond-xx1lv
      @JamesBond-xx1lv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Its not the actual door, but it's pretty close to 10 downing st, from what I understand.

    • @YamisRandom
      @YamisRandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@JamesBond-xx1lv wtf when I read Downing Street the dude on the video said it

    • @pachho808
      @pachho808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You can't

    • @danielhaslam5179
      @danielhaslam5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You can’t really. On either side of Downing Street there are black gates on both sides, each guarded by armed police.

    • @bambiii787
      @bambiii787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dude i made ur comment 1.1k

  • @the_hedgie_reads
    @the_hedgie_reads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3767

    The guy who agreed to play blackjack probably had a test to study for. That's always how it works.

    • @mikeknight42
      @mikeknight42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If you want to proposition something stupid to do and have nobody to do it with always find a college student that has to study for something. It always works.

    • @darkrider1878
      @darkrider1878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikeknight42 ''It just works''

  • @madman2u
    @madman2u ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I didn't know knocking on somebody's door could be that funny. Thanks for the laugh lol

  • @circuszero4435
    @circuszero4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    That guy who gambled in the library with a total stranger stinking if fish is a legend

    • @cheemsg.i.7130
      @cheemsg.i.7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @goofygoofy6098
      @goofygoofy6098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That guy belongs to a former British colony

    • @mtftaskforce3311
      @mtftaskforce3311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf The Fish Is Stinking And It's Also A Legend?
      *What A Great And Weird Fish*
      I Think You Meant: "Thinking If Fish Is A Law"
      Or Maybe You're Talking About Something Else Idk

    • @rafiazhar6279
      @rafiazhar6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mtftaskforce3311 i think they mistyped “stinking of fish”

  • @KAPPACHIO
    @KAPPACHIO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8598

    “I killed 56 children and burned a dog adoption center. You?”
    “I walked without socks close to the queen”
    “By the gods”

    • @Vowagey
      @Vowagey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      *backs away*

    • @KAPPACHIO
      @KAPPACHIO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@Vowagey *break out of jail just to get away*

    • @karshmellow3021
      @karshmellow3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      There’s a psychopath on the loose
      Look up “Straight outta Cyrodiil” it’s what I’m referencing

    • @Shadow_1923
      @Shadow_1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im a pretty boy

    • @KAPPACHIO
      @KAPPACHIO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Shadow_1923 yes you are

  • @GabrielWeed
    @GabrielWeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6088

    Funny how the "no sockless individuals within 100 yards of the queen" hasn't been converted to metric yet

    • @MisterPyOne
      @MisterPyOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Or to foot

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@MisterPyOne bruh

    • @lukedavidrobinson
      @lukedavidrobinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Then it would be a modern law.

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What do they do when heads of other countries wear their traditional outfit & are sockless?

    • @dominic6634
      @dominic6634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dOVERanalyst meeting of peers. Other countries don't owe the queen anything.

  • @thecoolestdaniel4554
    @thecoolestdaniel4554 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "do i look suspicious"
    "No you look interesting"

  • @skyviewbysoham4929
    @skyviewbysoham4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2615

    Her : "I only date bad boys:
    Him : "Hold my Salmon"

    • @fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107
      @fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oof now im going to jail for holding a salmon

    • @Onio_
      @Onio_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Him: "..suspiciously"

    • @justdob8652
      @justdob8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dats kinda sus bruv

    • @Bollywood9304
      @Bollywood9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/iDFqrdCCa3o/w-d-xo.html

    • @Rpr1580
      @Rpr1580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No thanks man you hold it yourself

  • @sarahialondra8205
    @sarahialondra8205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2453

    Friend: "Are you a bad girl?"
    Me: "Yeah im really bad"
    Friend: "Oh really what have you done"
    Me: "I shook a dirty rug after 8 am"

    • @nat1291
      @nat1291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Infiresman *damn that’s hot*

    • @madara_uchihq1192
      @madara_uchihq1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Infiresman 𓂺

    • @mishaylaagnew7371
      @mishaylaagnew7371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Friend: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @kirsten4320
      @kirsten4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Without socks and with a double ruff

    • @Kaasdwaas27
      @Kaasdwaas27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

  • @lawlicht8092
    @lawlicht8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2728

    I can't believe this maniac still roams the street freely. These crimes are heinous, bloody hell.

    • @marian6542
      @marian6542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bloody hell😂😂😂

    • @gosane
      @gosane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bloody L

    • @kingdomofprussia9749
      @kingdomofprussia9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      bloodey el

    • @marian6542
      @marian6542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kingdomofprussia9749 what have I started😂😂

    • @theace247
      @theace247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Helly blood

  • @Marlou622
    @Marlou622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love this content. Weirdly enough it brings people together

  • @subliminallytrying4046
    @subliminallytrying4046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6071

    *in jail*
    inmates : so what crime have you done dude?
    vice : I wAlKeD wItH SaLmoN

    • @mattreyes4803
      @mattreyes4803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Suspiciously

    • @MatthewHodges
      @MatthewHodges 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      pff..
      I gambled in a library.

    • @OmiTheEel
      @OmiTheEel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would go nice with a family guy meme if you know which I'm talking about :y

    • @congaming98
      @congaming98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That edit was painful

    • @peterrabbitn787
      @peterrabbitn787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I sang a ballade to Tony Blair

  • @kanyeluvr5002
    @kanyeluvr5002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    I love how the officer just looked at him and smiled while he broke a law

    • @waynejfoster9860
      @waynejfoster9860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most old bill do that anyway 😆

    • @SacredDaturaa
      @SacredDaturaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's 10 Downing St, I assume they had to get permission.

    • @tiny_boi2261
      @tiny_boi2261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think he was more questioning his sanity

    • @werechicken1969
      @werechicken1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He wasn't breaking the law, almost all of those laws have been repealed or he actually twisted the wording of the law so what he did wasn't illegal, for example the handling a salmon suspiciously is a law from the 1980's in relation to poaching. Had he been doing that in an area with salmon he probably would have been questioned about where he got the salmon.

    • @joekrater3364
      @joekrater3364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@werechicken1969 nice, I like your reponse

  • @luigicastillo5668
    @luigicastillo5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    Plot Twist: They were just letting him savor the fun until his execution.

  • @Sam-mh4mc
    @Sam-mh4mc ปีที่แล้ว +4

    most politest law breaking I have ever seen

  • @epg581
    @epg581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8831

    These police officers are doing horribly at their job... It's common knowledge that it's illegal to carry a salmon suspiciously. Like seriously, man!

    • @ellaine7805
      @ellaine7805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They probably already saw the camera...

    • @kn3knight649
      @kn3knight649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Ellaine Ferrer you probably don’t know what a joke is

    • @shoberinu2748
      @shoberinu2748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@kn3knight649 I love how your name kind of fits.

    • @datcarovieh
      @datcarovieh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But he was not suspiciously enough. :D

    • @isthatbraised
      @isthatbraised 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      why blame the police officers?

  • @gfifer1
    @gfifer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    I like how the police officer just laughs after he pulls the old knock a door and run, or more commonly known as a ding-dong ditch for those who have doorbells.

    • @d11.66
      @d11.66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In England its called
      KNOCK DOWN GINGER
      Like, bro

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Constable: This bloke is so lucky this is not America

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sardonic_sardine that is what she said

    • @thomasthomasthomas296
      @thomasthomasthomas296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UchihaFabio Wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the white house though, unfortunately.... Andrew Jackson used to invite strangers to shoot rodents from the white house porch.... Unfortunately people though it was a good idea to try to illegally enter the white house, so they added a fence and snipers on top of the white house....

    • @mayo0006
      @mayo0006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In Ireland it's known as knick knack

  • @maxatrillionfatstacks217
    @maxatrillionfatstacks217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12421

    Laws are usually reactions to ongoing problems so this all makes me think there was a lot of suspicions salmon handling and library gambling in ancient Britain.

    • @jerkov420
      @jerkov420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      And rug shaking

    • @RiceTrees
      @RiceTrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      The library gambling is so that the library could stay a quiet place
      The salmon one is prolly cuz ppl could hide things in there

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      @@RiceTrees Belive it or not. For murdering was done by sticking daggers inside the Salmon.

    • @RiceTrees
      @RiceTrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@__mindflayer__ oh damn
      I thought drugs XD
      Turns out it was weapons
      Welp the more you know ig

    • @Smoking_Man
      @Smoking_Man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      And outrageous double ruffs

  • @lilmama8718
    @lilmama8718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    How is no one talking about how BRAVE this man actually is 😭 like for real. Balls of steel

  • @pabloserranogarcia7557
    @pabloserranogarcia7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7722

    That last policeman literally laughed at you committing crimes, I’m not sure if I feel safe anymore.

    • @fishchips2056
      @fishchips2056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

      He laughed because he knew that guy would get the electric chair

    • @IFC888
      @IFC888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      You wouldn't even be able to even step out the door alive if it was america

    • @theghostreckon316
      @theghostreckon316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@IFC888 facts

    • @eatornator-ox2dx
      @eatornator-ox2dx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That pfp makes the comment 10x better

    • @zhizhao7915
      @zhizhao7915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Darren Harper You alright there?

  • @ParksandPosh
    @ParksandPosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7545

    Plot twist: he’s now serving 35 years for multiple offences

    • @RogueSeraph
      @RogueSeraph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Plot Twist: He will only serve one and going to be beheaded after.

    • @letthelivingbefull112
      @letthelivingbefull112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@RogueSeraph double plot twist they skipped the sentence and went straight to beheading

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tbf if a man can get arrested over a joke , then i wont be surprised

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @U̷n̷k̷n̷o̷w̷n̷ , quadruple plot twist, he's serving a 35 year sentence, but his head is in a separate cell.

    • @abegarfield543
      @abegarfield543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish.

  • @rrg.r2456
    @rrg.r2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7763

    “VICE does not condone breaking the law unless it’s a stupid one."
    My country's politicians took that personally.

    • @derlesende
      @derlesende 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Can you name a politican? I‘d like to try guessing the country.

    • @drnugs3181
      @drnugs3181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@derlesende ORANGE MAN

    • @derlesende
      @derlesende 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@drnugs3181 Yeah, okay thats a bit to easy. But do you know Andreas Scheuer?

    • @d3xter1ty65
      @d3xter1ty65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@derlesende Germany. Joe Jorgensen?

    • @derlesende
      @derlesende 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@d3xter1ty65 Difficult… So the name is skandinavian… Maybe Norway?

  • @justsomeguywithoutashirt7535
    @justsomeguywithoutashirt7535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The cop laughing at the end did it for me😭

  • @amatsua1271
    @amatsua1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2291

    I like how when he got questioned for wearing a suit of armor, he made an excuse just in case he could still be punished. Probably wouldn't have gotten his head chopped off, but if he said "I'm breaking a stupid law," he might have got a fine.

    • @amatsua1271
      @amatsua1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @M Wild That's true, but he had to make an excuse because telling the truth would have caused an issue in some capacity. That was the point I made.

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@amatsua1271 which really brings the saying "the truth sets you free " into so much scrutiny.

    • @lucbloom
      @lucbloom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or just not admitted, which would have been one less broken law on the list.

    • @leonelromarsosa7938
      @leonelromarsosa7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Probably*

    • @archankumarmyana40
      @archankumarmyana40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But he didn't lie. He was making a video but hid the truth of what the video was about 🤪😂

  • @elysp940
    @elysp940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8117

    Never in my life would I think I would see a man run into an alleyway while suspiciously handling a salmon

    • @jtr549
      @jtr549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Count yourself lucky mate, at one point in time suspicious salmon handling was so rife they had to make a law to illegalize it

    • @bishplis7226
      @bishplis7226 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      animal abuse is totally accepted.

    • @sigzil1985
      @sigzil1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Of course you wouldn't, its illegal.

    • @bargainbassist
      @bargainbassist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, at least he didn’t cut down the tallest tree in the forest … with a herring!

    • @arthurdentist6630
      @arthurdentist6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He needed to handle the salmon more suspiciously. I could have done better. The guy just wasn't trying hard enough. All of these laws revolve around suspicion. I'm off to go gamble in a library now... in America... where it's legal... just like God intended! Seriously, I want to gamble in a library now. These were some pretty lame efforts to break stupid laws, I demand a reshoot!

  • @namanish450
    @namanish450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4861

    "I'm in for arson, you?"
    "Fondling a salmon"
    Deleted first edit because it wasn't funny, but the guy who sat down and played blackjack in a library during the day is confused beyond description but also having way to much fun to be legal.

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      “I’m in for mass homocide, you?”
      “I shook a doormat”
      “Ok?”
      “past 8 AM”
      “Fucking hell”

    • @random.ars0nist_410
      @random.ars0nist_410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wilbur scoot vibes

    • @shine-uy5fq
      @shine-uy5fq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jakesouthern4050 i read the last line as Gordon Ramsay 😂

    • @dominikweber4305
      @dominikweber4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's kinda sus

    • @markm4083
      @markm4083 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...suspiciously.

  • @creationinspired200
    @creationinspired200 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oobah needs his own channel!

  • @ILuvThunderclan
    @ILuvThunderclan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    "Ladies and gentleman, theres a man walking past with a fish,
    POINTLESS."

    • @nulle.k
      @nulle.k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It most certainly is not.

    • @prestprestprestprest
      @prestprestprestprest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @KINGDOM TAN hi
      STOP!
      Ok I warned you....
      3
      2
      1....
      GO!
      Never gonna give you up,
      Never gonna let you down,
      Never gonna run around and,
      Desert you!

    • @ILuvThunderclan
      @ILuvThunderclan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How to get 1.4K likes on a TH-cam video comment: Literally quote the video. #IAmNowAGod

  • @juliavalencaschoen2234
    @juliavalencaschoen2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    I love that even the cop laughed when he ding dong ditched the minister

    • @NoO0o00oO
      @NoO0o00oO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Correction: *Knock ditched* the minister

    • @teccarl2047
      @teccarl2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@NoO0o00oO No

    • @RaGodEgypt
      @RaGodEgypt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@teccarl2047 Y E S

    • @smo__flor6568
      @smo__flor6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Knock door runned the minister

    • @brokentombot
      @brokentombot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That isn't the Prime Minister's house you daft punk! And he knock knock fast walked away..... Kids these days.

  • @shaneintegra
    @shaneintegra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6239

    That cop laughing at the end was gold 🤣

    • @eveaci
      @eveaci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Right? That bobby didn't seem to care at all. I guess the PM was definitely not at home. But that was by far the most aggressive thing he did in the whole video. And that cop was lawlin.

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This law isn't stupid. I work a night shift and kids be doing this in the middle of the day when they know I'm sleeping.

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Ishaq Newton the hell it isn't! *Turns off notifications*

    • @abrahamdsl
      @abrahamdsl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@eveaci And what's weird is how he was able to get by there seeing that Downing Street is very well closed-off/strictly restricted area. I was there two months ago as a tourist. Even if someone's a British citizen I don't think security staff there will should be allowing anybody to be there.

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@runed0s86 Does that happen often?

  • @adammitchell3462
    @adammitchell3462 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Can't believe you still have ya head boi! Greetings from across the pond!

  • @supa_uber4895
    @supa_uber4895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4133

    Did the Officers seriously just *watch* him carry that salmon suspiciously??
    Honestly, our law is in shambles...

    • @drunkcat9778
      @drunkcat9778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      You think that's bad? Where I live it's illegal to have a waffle cone in your back pocket on a sunday

    • @ryanpriester9508
      @ryanpriester9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Drunk Cat ur joking😂😂😂😂

    • @drunkcat9778
      @drunkcat9778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ryanpriester9508 ikr sounds so fake but i remember seeing it in a childrens book about weird laws where we live

    • @chuchip9633
      @chuchip9633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      S h a m b l e s

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I actually heard about this law. I'm not sure if that's quite the proper wording of the law, because the intent of the law is to curb illegal fishing. So really considering that, "suspiciously" would mean carrying it around with fishing gear and likely other fish, or being nearby to a fisherman who may have caught the fish that person was carrying. Just carrying around a dead fish in the city in regular attire wouldn't count.

  • @aj4x_
    @aj4x_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7174

    He's like that one kid who would risk suspension just to make the classmates laugh -

    • @georgiana1147
      @georgiana1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ISTG

    • @BRONCOBOY7575
      @BRONCOBOY7575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me asf 🤣

    • @georgemartyn5268
      @georgemartyn5268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The best kid

    • @ildart8738
      @ildart8738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I brought an actual brick to a Brick-by-Brick Foundation fundraising campaign in our high school, collecting money to build schools is Sierra Leone. Everyone thought it was hilarious... except the principal.

    • @uranus256
      @uranus256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      so he's the class clown who is secretly depressed?

  • @cafenightster4548
    @cafenightster4548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    Just looked this up.
    Arizona Law: Perfectly legal to have a donkey standing in a bathtub, but illegal if it sleeps in said tub.

    • @phillip2169
      @phillip2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I wonder where that comes from? Like was there an endemic of donkeys in tubs?

    • @galaxicore4851
      @galaxicore4851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lol i live in arizona

    • @TheRockonist
      @TheRockonist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      In Florida it is illegal for married women to skydive on Sunday.

    • @jaringnelayan3829
      @jaringnelayan3829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So the donkey will get arrested?

    • @Baykirk693
      @Baykirk693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The Arizona law was created because there was a flood in an Arizona law many years ago and a donkey sleeping in a bathtub started floating away and it took the police a lot of time and money to rescue the donkey and return it to the owner

  • @tranquocviet5348
    @tranquocviet5348 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the police's laugh at the end got me🤣

  • @ryn8613
    @ryn8613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6182

    No one:
    Random man with a megaphone: *THERE'S A MAN WITH A FISH*

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That guy with the megaphone was an asshole.

    • @MrAlphadog2012
      @MrAlphadog2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      thats danny he has a youtube channel

    • @ryn8613
      @ryn8613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@CarpetHater I just wanna know why he had a megaphone 😂

    • @ryn8613
      @ryn8613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrAlphadog2012 megaphone guy?

    • @MrAlphadog2012
      @MrAlphadog2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ryn8613 th-cam.com/channels/gu1RDj7c3wVyEj3W6AHEGw.html

  • @Upstart051
    @Upstart051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2522

    “I just walked into parliament wearing a suit of armor and I still have a head”
    MI5: “For now...”

    • @genericusername1566
      @genericusername1566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Everybody gangsta till the queen breaks into his house with a sword

    • @BiGMaC078
      @BiGMaC078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *MI6 waiting for mi5 to be done so they can torture the headless body*

    • @clonesolar
      @clonesolar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AIRSTRIKE INBOUND.

    • @banditkeef3864
      @banditkeef3864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clonesolar they are gunna drop a bunch of swords on his location and one will get his dead eventually.

    • @genericusername1566
      @genericusername1566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Darren Harper fool. The queen is immortal, your human crossbow could never end her