Bear Simulator but I can barely stand it

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  • Bear Simulator finally lets me live my dream
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  • @stickkid2153
    @stickkid2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4500

    “I’m a bit of a Disney princess”. Your singing ability, popularity with butterflies and turtles, it checks out.

    • @JohnPlayerDaniel
      @JohnPlayerDaniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am the king from GERMANY

    • @wombat2002
      @wombat2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Did you know since Disney bought fox, technically the xenomorph queen is a Disney princess

    • @wombat2002
      @wombat2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And Lois from family guy

    • @kahnatohru1906
      @kahnatohru1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this is my kind of princess

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Not to mention the beautiful golden hair.

  • @tsukihotaru8421
    @tsukihotaru8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4709

    Something about butterflys landing on Kevin just feels...right.
    Especially the love hate relationship

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      The reluctant Disney princess

    • @calibricalypso
      @calibricalypso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Enemies to lovers 50k wip hs au

    • @Taystee
      @Taystee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@calibricalypso au~

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Butterfly: "hey Kevin what you play?" in a deep voice 🤣

  • @Lycan_Sub_Scribe
    @Lycan_Sub_Scribe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7625

    That's the last time I'm hiring that butterfly. He's a terrible assassin.

    • @vendetta9353
      @vendetta9353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Lycan Sub Scribe 😂😂😂😂

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Wait why were you trying to kill Kevin

    • @colorsrrealduh
      @colorsrrealduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Some noob with a channel *before he thinks life is a game and tries to kill us*

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Colors R Real, duh That'd be a pretty cool way to go tbh. I mean, what if he gets Jim's powers and sets you on fire? Or makes you piss yourself and then drown in said piss? Or makes you eat his pufferfish?

    • @chichisansonlywifeandgf8535
      @chichisansonlywifeandgf8535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some noob with a channel then i’d probably die

  • @bubblegum7046
    @bubblegum7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    This video has such great Kevin Lore:
    1. Butterflies have come in through his window multiple times
    2. These butterflies have landed on him multiple times
    3. He talks to the butterflies

  • @Otteal
    @Otteal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    Mr. butterfly is my favorite guest star of the CallMeKevin show. Please bring him back for future appearances.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Mr. Butterfly was busy, but we could book his stunt double.

    • @Otteal
      @Otteal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog that'll be okay. As long as he has the same energy level and charisma, we can make it work

    • @sapphireblue4031
      @sapphireblue4031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How dare you assume the butterfly's gender???!

    • @Otteal
      @Otteal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@sapphireblue4031 Kevin called Mr. Butterfly "he" so I followed suit lol

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sapphire Blue That’s not funny

  • @SS-hx6bv
    @SS-hx6bv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3669

    “I’m a bit of a Disney Princess.” Makes sense and it’s adorable

    • @chiaryoba9124
      @chiaryoba9124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Honestly what's the likely hood butterflies just fly into your room

    • @lord__pasta
      @lord__pasta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @MorganLeeR :O
      You stole my pet moth!! How dare you!!
      (I'm joking.)
      Also... Kevin is adorable.

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He would build Gulag camps as a princess

    • @rockytom5889
      @rockytom5889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @MorganLeeR
      Lamp brother.

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rocky Tom L ä m p

  • @user-hn6fg7ye1h
    @user-hn6fg7ye1h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    Kevin and the butterfly have such a great love-hate relationship.

    • @meiner2829
      @meiner2829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Как же хорошо знать, что люди из снг смотрят нормальный, чистый ютуб

    • @Jets_Archive
      @Jets_Archive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@meiner2829 no way me too

    • @volodyadykun6490
      @volodyadykun6490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meiner2829 тільки просунуті люди з СНД, які завдяки Кевіну вивчають мову більше ніж у закладах освіти

    • @Caroliine14able
      @Caroliine14able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I feel like Grim would be jealous if he learned about this

    • @AA-cf4es
      @AA-cf4es 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEIner И не говорите.

  • @dakota_jay_
    @dakota_jay_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    Kevin: breaks games, kills video game characters, drives people insane in rpg
    Also Kevin: politely asks butterfly to leave his room

    • @holle.h.4570
      @holle.h.4570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      A true test of someone's character.

    • @canylmz2034
      @canylmz2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Because violence should only be funny in games

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@canylmz2034 Hell no it shouldn't.

    • @esbirdnerd
      @esbirdnerd ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@olivercharles2930 Yeah it should

    • @Kaeros77
      @Kaeros77 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@olivercharles2930 Hell yeah, it should be. The majority of people don't find genuine violence to be funny, and it's concerning if you think it's funny to hurt others.

  • @thatweirdo7162
    @thatweirdo7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    kevin is so pale butterflies mistake him for light

    • @MisterGemini
      @MisterGemini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      underrated

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kevin could be a night light 😁

    • @awfulcandlestick
      @awfulcandlestick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@UtopssAKAPJ imagine going to sleep and kevin is just standing there glowing

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@awfulcandlestick 😰😆

    • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
      @udfdsfrgfdrgfd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@awfulcandlestick now that’s something I don’t want to imagine.

  • @MissBethanieS
    @MissBethanieS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    Ariel was my favourite Disney Princess. Now it's Kevin ;)

    • @thelonelycat6469
      @thelonelycat6469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can’t agree until he gets a cat

    • @Kai-zz3no
      @Kai-zz3no 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TheLonelyCat V2 he should get a bear

    • @mickey4697
      @mickey4697 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back off

    • @Hotpink51
      @Hotpink51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see you have a thing for gingers 👀😂

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well they both have great singing voices.

  • @chillincruiser6369
    @chillincruiser6369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I’m sorry. A BUTTERFLY just comes in and lands on you and you’re just like “damn it not again” I have NEVER seen a butterfly in my house EVER let alone have one land on me

    • @meg2769
      @meg2769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chillin Cruiser his window’s open

    • @zachariasprice3762
      @zachariasprice3762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I have Ladybugs land on me constantly. I actually like them, but I'm still waiting for the good luck they supposedly bring

    • @colorsrrealduh
      @colorsrrealduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zacharias Price oof. I just get a hecka load of dog fur on me because I’m pretty sure there is more dog fur than air in this house

    • @sophienah4654
      @sophienah4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@meg2769 i leave my window open and the most i ever get is moths and flies

    • @voxsq
      @voxsq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just a butterfly

  • @birdboy5381
    @birdboy5381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    5:41
    Kevin: *kills the feared and terrifying Ender Dragon*
    Also Kevin: *gets scared of little butterfly gracefully sitting on him*

    • @jessbellis9510
      @jessbellis9510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Have you ever seen a butterfly macro photo? They're horrifying hairy eldritch abominations.

    • @birdboy5381
      @birdboy5381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jessbellis9510 I guess pretty up close they are a bit on the horrific side. Then again I look into the mirror and realise I'm no different at all...

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    “I’m a left-handed bear!”
    Most bears really are left-handed, so that’s a nice little thing they’ve put in, if that was intentional.

  • @decalcomanie123
    @decalcomanie123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Bear:
    *Proficient in English*
    "I want to be smarter than average bear"

    • @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive
      @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I give you props for being the only unique person talking about the actual bear lol

  • @Bluelazor
    @Bluelazor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    Kevin: GET OFF OF ME!
    Kevin one minute later: Did you see that? I'm a Disney Princess.

  • @danielmakranyi8533
    @danielmakranyi8533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    "I hate ducks" Yeah, you made it clear in The Walking Dead gameplay

    • @crookedbuns
      @crookedbuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This deserves more attention xD

    • @MrCallofDutyReach
      @MrCallofDutyReach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too soon

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is a duck simulator being released recently...

  • @jaredthompson5636
    @jaredthompson5636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    That butterfly was just trying to play human simulator 😢

    • @ArcadeMarx
      @ArcadeMarx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol

    • @3bugsinatrenchcoat
      @3bugsinatrenchcoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ArcadeMarx in the words of the great captain jack sparrow, i say "lol"

    • @ArcadeMarx
      @ArcadeMarx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@3bugsinatrenchcoat you look familiar have i threatened you before?

    • @giantred
      @giantred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As Zhuang Zhou said after awakening from a dream he could not be sure if he was a human dreaming he was a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming it was a human.

  • @katiewheeler9212
    @katiewheeler9212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    " maybe nature just be like that"
    - Call Me Kevin 2019

    • @frbrbrgrblgrr7777
      @frbrbrgrblgrr7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Katie Wheeler new jams takes a dramatic twist once it gets to the palette swap

  • @jexter_xiii
    @jexter_xiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Normal people: "awh dang, another fly in the house. Oh well"
    Kevin: "FECK ANOTHER BUTTERFLY IN MY ROOM"

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I officially declared war on flys last year and I'm nor- accually nevermind I'm a fan of call me kevin I forgot.

  • @seanholder1000
    @seanholder1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Kevin: Plays Bear Simulator
    Comment section: only talks about the butterfly

  • @smolfrenchtoast9799
    @smolfrenchtoast9799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    5:41 for Kevin being a cute Disney princess uwu

    • @ozhinz
      @ozhinz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Salvador Fernando k

    • @trisaratops8785
      @trisaratops8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      so um,

    • @smolfrenchtoast9799
      @smolfrenchtoast9799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Salvador Fernando wait whuuttt what I miss?

    • @briantong889
      @briantong889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@smolfrenchtoast9799 he showed the butterfly clip and your comment in his googling himself video

    • @smolfrenchtoast9799
      @smolfrenchtoast9799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@briantong889 aaww I gotta watch it^^ Kevin really is the best

  • @rensv7928
    @rensv7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    'Oh, you're a gamer too? What kind of games do you play?'
    Kevin: Yes

  • @urk5204
    @urk5204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    September 17th, 2019: The day we all learned that Kevin has a butterfly problem

  • @littlekitsune1
    @littlekitsune1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    Butterflies can eat blood and skin, so maybe you're just really tasty.
    Edit: Thank you for the best comment chain ever.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      wat?

    • @skromnyasha
      @skromnyasha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      What?

    • @JustClark10
      @JustClark10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@skromnyasha he said 'he said butterfly's can eat blood and skin so maybe your just really tasty hope this helps x' yeah hope it helps

    • @nicholasnoland970
      @nicholasnoland970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Wha?

    • @hypurrsakstudio3657
      @hypurrsakstudio3657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@nicholasnoland970 he said `` Butterfly's can eat blood and skin so maybe you're just realy tasty`` hope this helps x yeah hope it helps x i hope this realy helps x

  • @John777tino
    @John777tino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Maybe the butterfly actually drone in disguise sent by RTgames?

    • @killminewin4733
      @killminewin4733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta keep an eye on the competition

  • @mochadark6798
    @mochadark6798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    “I’ve always wanted to be a bear”
    Kevin’s a furry confirmed

    • @mexicanduckxii9168
      @mexicanduckxii9168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      What is the suit he uses in the sims 4 for Jim as a vampire ... a bear

    • @Helixxs
      @Helixxs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      UwU

    • @OcelotHDEdition
      @OcelotHDEdition 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      or maybe a hairy gay guy ;)

    • @crookedbuns
      @crookedbuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesus. First Dan and now Kevo.

    • @rai4119
      @rai4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why. Did you not think of the gay bear first

  • @mayapanini
    @mayapanini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3081

    Nobody:
    J.K Rowling: _kevin and the butterfly had an intense sexual relationship_

    • @GrassStarTheGreat
      @GrassStarTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *Frustrated noises* Cant upvote more!

    • @DanielFernandes-nn8fn
      @DanielFernandes-nn8fn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Now they broke up

    • @TheEsam98
      @TheEsam98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      An intense homosexual relationship

    • @alexisrox44
      @alexisrox44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      kevin: i've never wanted to go in somewhere so badly in my life

    • @mango.recycle
      @mango.recycle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I hate this
      **likes**

  • @dartheleven2108
    @dartheleven2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "How do I get out of here?"
    Immediately cuts to him out of there

  • @arsenysobiev4656
    @arsenysobiev4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    You gotta play this more. I'm intrigued by the plot xD

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Spoilers: The Butler-Bear did it!

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog *internal and confused screaming of anti spoilers*

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Kevin: **Almost kills butterfly on video**
    Kevin's TH-cam career: "Phew, that was close"

    • @Ubersupersloth
      @Ubersupersloth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He didn’t almost kill it at all.

  • @edgarsniedra5900
    @edgarsniedra5900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    In one of the 14 million alternate timelines that doctor strange saw, Jim took the stones and said
    "and I am BORE RAGNAROK" and then snapped to eradicate all of humanity except for himself, Shrek, the Mole people, crotch pickens and Grim

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And he wasn’t satisfied with that timeline?!

    • @edgarsniedra5900
      @edgarsniedra5900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I guess that that's why they call him doctor STRANGE

    • @oilandwine8
      @oilandwine8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously out of the loop: who is Crotch Pickens?

    • @edgarsniedra5900
      @edgarsniedra5900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was avoiding the comments algorithm

    • @mickuri
      @mickuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luth Tate I think they mean Dick Pickens (Jim Picken’s dad)

  • @Piapiac
    @Piapiac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Kevin is the best Disney Princess.

    • @obiwankenobi3529
      @obiwankenobi3529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Piapiac, yes

    • @based3743
      @based3743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would love to be Kevin's white knight

    • @Piapiac
      @Piapiac 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jhhg gvgv Elsa i a queen, not a princess, Mon. Also, she is far from the best, anyway xD

  • @kenzzzzie
    @kenzzzzie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    The title should be: “bear simulator but I can barely bear it”

    • @Br1ttany1992
      @Br1ttany1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was thinking that too

    • @jenreii
      @jenreii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Bear simulator but I can bear-ly bear it

    • @kailynlaven
      @kailynlaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or bearly stand it

    • @himwiththesquaretoes9461
      @himwiththesquaretoes9461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bearly bear it

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was the first thing I thought too. Such a waste of a great title pun opportunity.

  • @choueriito2548
    @choueriito2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Most bears: "I like to eat rabbits."
    Me, an intellectual bear: "Cabbage."

  • @WEYffles
    @WEYffles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Kevin,looking at the camera: c'mon, there's actual light out there
    Me: *hisses at natural sunlight*

  • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
    @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2525

    Stop with the puns, I can’t bear it

  • @Jebbuh
    @Jebbuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Kevin, you forgot to add 'Ft. Butterfly' to the title of the video!

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But that would be spoilers

    • @icemanfresh
      @icemanfresh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He was just using it for views :(

  • @kaylal9790
    @kaylal9790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "I've always wanted to be a bear."
    "Bears are terrifying."
    This explains so much.

    • @holle.h.4570
      @holle.h.4570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If only there were a narrator's life he could ruin at the same time...
      Though, he *did* mention David Attenborough.

  • @lullabysorrow5746
    @lullabysorrow5746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    " Watch out! There are butterflies landing on people's heads!" -Gopher Mary

  • @skelmirsdottir
    @skelmirsdottir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Butterfly lands on Kevin's hair
    Me: He's a real Disney Princess now

  • @exiledcaptain
    @exiledcaptain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    6:55 Kevin fooling the viewers into walking out the window into his trap

  • @roseofindigo7911
    @roseofindigo7911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "I thought it was a baby but it was just a grub"
    Aw, bummer.

  • @simbasmiles5525
    @simbasmiles5525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Kevin shouting at a butterfly is a BIG mood...
    Fecking show-offs.

  • @jeonyx_x
    @jeonyx_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm sure as a Disney princess, Kevin's always in the mood to sing

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

  • @katelivewire
    @katelivewire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Kevin trying to get a butterfly to go out a window is the best thing I've ever seen. We need more of Mr. Butterfly. He's officially part of our cult.

  • @adamirwin9751
    @adamirwin9751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    6:55
    POV: You burgle Kevins house and he kindly asks you to leave

  • @lilacgrace6025
    @lilacgrace6025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Kevin I love you and all but how can you hate it when an ACTUAL BUTTERFLY LANDS ON YOUR HEAD!?

    • @justsomeone2391
      @justsomeone2391 ปีที่แล้ว

      look at a pic of butterflies up close

  • @zane9464
    @zane9464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Bear simulator but a butterfly constantly angers me.

  • @patch-work
    @patch-work 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:40 to 6:07 is my favorite thing in youtube

  • @ceoofcomedy3009
    @ceoofcomedy3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:08 Kevin is probably one of the only humans who can get away with saying that.

  • @martinwolf7800
    @martinwolf7800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Gopher Mary is actually the mastermind behind all of this...

  • @fnasserebar
    @fnasserebar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Envirobear is just the game for you. Bear-driving-car-simulator

    • @bloodybohemian
      @bloodybohemian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I REMEMBER THAT GAME OMG

    • @BigChillRob
      @BigChillRob 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      captaingames.itch.io/enviro-bear-2000
      Hell yeah, Enviro-Bear.

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigChillRob *wait, it exists?*

  • @shadowfoxhd6798
    @shadowfoxhd6798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    That butterfly was Kevin's biggest fan
    It risked it's life to land on him

  • @sinner9192
    @sinner9192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Congrats on trending Kevin!
    ....Step one of the takeover complete. Jim will rule us all

    • @potatogames5410
      @potatogames5410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd rather not die, thanks!

    • @averagehumanperson
      @averagehumanperson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@potatogames5410 heathen!

    • @potatogames5410
      @potatogames5410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@averagehumanperson I'm sorry! But I don't want to die, even if my cause of death was Jim.

  • @slayertnt129
    @slayertnt129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “I thought it was a baby,I’ll eat it anyway”
    ......wait a minute

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Normally I have *Incognito mode* turned on when I watch videos about bears.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait why?

    • @Aryditymi
      @Aryditymi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Thenoobestgirl it's a gay joke

    • @lordmidori2856
      @lordmidori2856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      **Wait a minute here**

    • @zachariasprice3762
      @zachariasprice3762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Thenoobestgirl bear is also a word used for a big hairy gay guy.

    • @blotcho84
      @blotcho84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
    @user-hi4sm3ig5j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    0:11 I was expecting "I've made a severe and continuous lapse of judgement" after that pun, but was disappointed.

  • @suntzu644
    @suntzu644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Kevin: *reads sign*
    Also Kevin: "This sign wont stop me because I can't read"

  • @cameronb7161
    @cameronb7161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Bear Simulator but Kevin battles a butterfly.

  • @alecavalos2535
    @alecavalos2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Butterflies love you... 😂😂 That's so cute Kev! 😂😂

  • @Amash94
    @Amash94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yogi-Oh needs to happen now. Kevin, you are a genius.

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With the all powerful Blue Hair White Beard Yogi.

  • @r01t3
    @r01t3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Butterfly gave Kevin the needed knowledge to progress in the game

  • @appixxiazagamalli7276
    @appixxiazagamalli7276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Damn Kev, your skin is brighter than my future

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So is everyone else's

    • @a5hamad
      @a5hamad 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aliveslice ?

    • @deutschlanddan
      @deutschlanddan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!

    • @deutschlanddan
      @deutschlanddan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRogueEight sure! You're referring to Kevin Hart, right?

    • @deutschlanddan
      @deutschlanddan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRogueEight looking for a blue light special?

  • @mattdeacon1858
    @mattdeacon1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What we wanted to watch: bear simulator
    What we watched: Kevin battling a butterfly for 4 minutes

  • @baval5
    @baval5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "defeated the demoralizing field boar"
    Kevin: "kill me"
    damn i guess it was

  • @roseofindigo7911
    @roseofindigo7911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "I've always wanted to be a bear" Hold on, could you PAWS for a second?

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one. Here's a cookie. 🍪

    • @hei7846
      @hei7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/punpolice

    • @synergous571
      @synergous571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muffin Face r/ihavereddit

  • @Hexmonkey
    @Hexmonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Even Kevin hasn’t became smarter than the average bear. How can the bear do it if he can’t.

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm BEARLY in the mood to SIIINNNGGGG

  • @michaelstufflebean5726
    @michaelstufflebean5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Kevin: *plays game about nature*
    Butterdly litteraly 5 minutes later: *lands on kevin*

  • @burnboy1212
    @burnboy1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Going by the ways of the internet, being a bear means something TOTALLY different 🤣🤣🤣

    • @maroonai
      @maroonai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In pretty sure 'bear' has been used since the beginning of gay culture

    • @ArcadeMarx
      @ArcadeMarx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maroonai lol

  • @lisscat
    @lisscat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't think I've ever laughed harder when I saw Kevin freak out over a butterfly.

  • @TwinkleTwinkleTruly
    @TwinkleTwinkleTruly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Kevin is a flower confirmed! ❤️ 🌹 🦋

  • @corey9183
    @corey9183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Can you do a video of you getting progressively drunk while playing games

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This should be more requested

    • @corey9183
      @corey9183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aliveslice it would be hilarious

  • @dasfowler
    @dasfowler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me: *Sees title of video*
    Irish TH-cam Man: "I have something I want to confess"
    Me: He has always wanted to be a bear.
    Irish TH-cam Man: "I have always wanted to be a bear"

  • @NorthEevee
    @NorthEevee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Kevin struggling with a butterfly really made my morning. Now, if only I didn't have to pay taxes...

  • @Kimmie6772
    @Kimmie6772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how Kevin just gets angry and confused at the butterfly whilst I'm trying to figure out how to have the same thing happen to me. It just flutters.

  • @hamzibrahim8189
    @hamzibrahim8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Could’ve been: bear simulator but I cause an uproar.

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah, that incident with PewDiePie.

  • @jakethedude7206
    @jakethedude7206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Does anyone think kevin knows that bear is slang for a hairy burly gay dude? Lol

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *its also the name of an animal also that sentence you created disgusted me*

    • @pinktribble
      @pinktribble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lobzoy You sound a tad fragile mate, you okay?

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pinktribble i dont remember what was going through my head when i wrote that

    • @terezipyrope7047
      @terezipyrope7047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes
      maybe Kevin wasn’t even referring to the animal when he said he wanted to be a bear >>

    • @Immopimmo
      @Immopimmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@terezipyrope7047 he's more of a cub tbh. :p

  • @omegapuppyttv
    @omegapuppyttv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Kevin: I've always wanted to be a bear
    Half the comments: He's a furry
    The other half: He's gay

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *the other half thinks all furries are gaé*

    • @miracleschmidt4342
      @miracleschmidt4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      * hes gay for the butterfly

    • @Comrade_Alpaca
      @Comrade_Alpaca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      1/3: He's a furry.
      1/3: He's gay.
      1/3: _butterfly_

  • @kingarthurkingofthebritons6377
    @kingarthurkingofthebritons6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This game had a lot more to it than I expected

  • @liquidtvafternoons5315
    @liquidtvafternoons5315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh man I remember this game, apparently people like pewdiepie and markiplier criticized this game so much that the developer gave up due to the mad amount of hate he got.

    • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
      @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fans of those 2 people bandwagoned on the hate train.

    • @liquidtvafternoons5315
      @liquidtvafternoons5315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
      Yeah, it wasn't the TH-camrs faults as it was long ago and they probably didn't know better. Unfortunately people like them have (or had in pewdiepies case) a large following of children who are eager to agree with their idols opinion without much thought.

  • @slowturtle1559
    @slowturtle1559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Kevin said the pun but I wished he put bear-ly in the title 😅

  • @TheEdgestrikeHD
    @TheEdgestrikeHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Hi Kevin, is Dan Mole available to talk?

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:43 That makes it sound like the bear was in a life or death fight with the rabbit even though he quickly killed and ate it.

  • @stevenclark1662
    @stevenclark1662 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Task list: stay away from further regions til I bulk up.
    Kevin: *runs to another region* "why cant I eat anything? How are these animals almost killing me?!"

  • @whynot1606
    @whynot1606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The butterfly is probably attracted to the bright green wall Kev

  • @dannystirling5458
    @dannystirling5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY I CAN BARELY BEAR IT YOU MISSED THE PERFECT PUN

    • @xrgmer339
      @xrgmer339 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry but, ewwww.

    • @kalikoserpent
      @kalikoserpent 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xrgmer339 ok nerd

  • @DemiFu
    @DemiFu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Bus Simulator and Bee Similator are coming out as well... Can't wait for you to play those! 🤣

  • @NealNot
    @NealNot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I ship Kevin and the Butterfly.

  • @joostinostan
    @joostinostan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that butterfly do be vibin tho

  • @AnaMariaCratib
    @AnaMariaCratib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Oh feck ive never been this early.. What do i say? Who do i thank?
    Bore Ragnarok

    • @MrCrashystyle
      @MrCrashystyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oooh, a classic

    • @willhall796
      @willhall796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ana Maria you mean Bear: Ragnarok

    • @anastasialovesoranges
      @anastasialovesoranges 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like Bear Ragnarok amarite

    • @AnaMariaCratib
      @AnaMariaCratib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@willhall796 for feck sake it was right BEAR! 😭

  • @Idn5244
    @Idn5244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Bear simulator
    Goat simulator: Am i a joke to you

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These bear puns are unbea-
    No, I'm not going to give into, I won't!

  • @Antlover420
    @Antlover420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Weird to hear him say “past 2 years of TH-cam” when I’ve been watching him for much longer hahaha

  • @toesrus9852
    @toesrus9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I've always wanted to be a bear" either Kevin is coming out as a furry or a big hairy gay man,, either way at least we know he's a reluctant Disney princess

  • @Cyaner
    @Cyaner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i can bearly contain my need for a part 2. maybe you should gopher a part 2.

  • @babymars5087
    @babymars5087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:56 wait Kevin has a window? Am gonn a make sure to tell our cul.. I mean group leader this.

    • @socks4108
      @socks4108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its fake. Theres just a light and painted wall

  • @dumbassdiana9367
    @dumbassdiana9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:50 Kevin you’re lighter than the window

  • @FeralChocobo91
    @FeralChocobo91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please for the love of God play more of this. I have never laughed so hard

  • @vixengypsy
    @vixengypsy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Enjoyed the guest Butterfly drama. Loved the man becoming a Bear! That is all. VG