Thief Simulator VR but I am a hopeless thief
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 พ.ย. 2024
- Thief Simulator is the one game where I struggle to be a bad guy
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You can’t be that hopeless, you managed to steal my heart.
DANG IT DANNY YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUTTA MY MOUTH
Look just because he drugged you, cut open your chest, took your heart and sold it for money doesn't mean he's a good thief.
@@sugoistalin7809 I mean if he managed to do THAT and the person is still alive he would be a GREAT thief.
@@potatogames5410 Yeah, but this is Kevin. People die.
He's not the greatest gamer, but he is to us :D
@@mankymax117 You're wrong, and everyone knows it :D
This is how sims life looks then you choose “kleptomaniac” trait
That’s true
This is how Fallout 3 looks like when you run a high level pickpocketing character.
don't know what a cleptomaniac is but i know what a kleptomaniac is
🎶Kleptomania🎶
?
even in VR the "do i push or pull the door open" dilemma exists
I’m convinced the devs didn’t make them two way to mess with people
Kevin: Crashes Car into tree at high speed
Car: repair cost 2$
literally rolls car over
repair cost $1
@@jlco Just like real life
@@user-oo3oi9ki2j in a Parallel Universe
Does a barrel roll off a cliff $3
Considering Kevin is such a bad driver in game, I'm convinced he hit himself with the car.
Never looked at it this way
Makes sense
Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.
Filthy furry
@@DeadOGChannel treat others how you want to be treated.
Kevin: "Oh money"
*picks up money*
*instantly drops it again*
"OH, MONEY"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I was just seeing if you were naked, I'm not a thief, I'm not!"
Because Kevin being a window peeper is so much more classy lol
"please don't panic, I'm not here to steal your shit. I am just a pervert, rest assured."
Kevin: Complains about getting hit by a car
Also Kevin: Hits pedestrians with cars in video games more than anyone I've ever known
it feels good to be the one in power
Vengeance.
What if some of them also became a youtuber? And also hit other people with a car? Does the cycle continue?
Kevin: *starts driving car*
Also Kevin: 'war flash backs'
Most people are scared of robbers breaking into their home.
But Kevin, the robber, is scared of the people he’s robbing.
yes
I mean he would be scared if he was robbing his own house
The screams and, "FREEZE" line is mixed WAY louder than any other sounds in this game. Had to turn voices WAY down to not make it a horror game when I played. 😂
Kevin wanting to steal the kid's drawing: "It's the one thing you can't replace"
A man of culture I see
The lady must be scared that thief is swinging a crowbar like a madman
He wasn't there to steal her property. He was there to steal her heart.
And sell it to his friend Jim.
@Juan Cortez Muro reported scumbag
"Aw, why can't I steal stuff of sentimental value?" haha
LIKE a madman? He IS a madman.
@@IamaPERSON Snitching in the comments of a thief simulator. You already lost before you began mate.
I love that whenever it switches to Kevin all we can see is the back of his head. Riveting gameplay. 11/10 professional TH-camr.
If you have used VR you know that you have no idea what way is what in that thing. Sometimes you don't even know when you may accidentally walk fun experience though
@@Ilivepuppys I know. It was a joke.
I just randomly hit something while playing vr cuz my dumbass can stand still
"I'm obviously just a little bit chunky."
me too Kevin, me too.
SEX NOW!!!!!
SEX NOW!!!
@Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape NOW!!
I'm just imagining Kevin wandering out of his apartment with his VR gear and accidentally breaking into a neighbor's apartment, accidentally becoming a real professional thief.
He lives in an apartment? Are you sure? What do the neighbors think?
"Oh Lord, this feels so real!"
8:47
Kevin: *somersaults a feckin car*
Game: "Repair cost $1"
Probably just money that fell out of the car, and he didn't bother repairing anything.
I’ve never heard Kevin sound more panicked when getting into a car and breaking into a house.
Kevin accidentally playing a horror game is entertaining because his intentions of being the monster is turned upside down
“I feel like a boomer.” -Kevin, playing VR for his TH-cam channel
*playing with shadows*
"I'm a crocodile roaarrrrr"
*realisation*
"If I get caught I think I can get away with an insanity plea heheh"
Imagine how terrifyingly it would be to see a mad man smash your window and wrench it open, then tear through your house while screaming at the top of his lungs only to turn invisible after getting to your bedroom
Kevin, you’re not a bad thief.
You stole our hearts, didn’t ya?
Hahahaha! It's funny cause it's the same message as the one above!
Christian Scellerato :
I _know~_
Aren’t we sOoo original?
[and if you couldn’t tell, /s. This is meant to poke fun at us.]
@@can0cringe i have a better joke:
kevin, you're not a bad thief.
you stole our hearts, didn't ya?
The last time i was this early Kevin was jumping around wearing a Spider-Man costume.
Same though
Last time I was this early Max and Kev hadn't even finished the "Way Out"-series....
No not this again plz my hart cant take more
Last time I was this early Kevo was in cowboy boots and singing.
Lavenza that profile pic is fucking amazing who needs to see when you haven’t even existed in a year
“I’m a little gremlin”
- Kevin 2019
"Heeegggghhhh!" I honestly love when he does that
"*gasps* tv! And nice tv! Where bag? There bag."
"Camere, that go in bag"
“Don’t steal that, Stealing is wrong”-Kevin
(As he stuffs stolen TV into his Subaru Hatchback)
Kevin: breaks into a house
Also Kevin: call the cops because a house is being robbed
“I played this game before but not in vr“
Oh don't worry we all know youtubers have it rough you gotta do what you gotta do
"I'm taking this toaster it's probably worth a lot"
Toasters are rare objects. I'll give you my life savings for it.
Who needs life insurance when you can have a t o a s t e r
@@alkohollik Exactly!
Time to invest in toasters
Bitcoin who? I only invest in toasters
Al Kohollik yeah and if you get into any debt you have a way to get off without paying a cent
5:06
Holy crap you can hear the sheer PANIC in his voice!
_Intro shows Kevin waving his controllers around_
*Like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like.*
Oh lawd you here
He's already here
Reply to me plz
@@fionnanlynch4566 and so are you.
@@Robby23567 just did
"I cant tell trash from my fashion sense" that makes 2 of us kevo
"I'm a human trash!"
So that's why you're my favourite youtuber. You're relatable!
@Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape Idk.
@Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape I've never heard of that, but you probably have.
You're not going to see any more new comments from this channel anymore, anyway.
You are a furry so you are human trash
If Kevin robbed my house, I would invite him over and give him some coffee.
Me too, but tea because I'm British and me attempting to make anything other than tea is basically me committing arson.
Same😂
Same
Yup😆
Well Feck, should I break in then?
Scariest thing you've ever done?
Kevin: Robbed people in Vr
Kevin's self-deprecating chaos is amazing! 😆
"Trash is full, come back tomorrow!" was hilarious.
You're the funniest guy on youtube
True
Damn true
Feckin amazing
Meh
Nah. Dunkey is. Jontron is just above Kevin in 2nd place and Kevin is 3rd
Kevin: Does a barrel roll while driving
Repair bill: $1
This looks amazing.
You should try "pigeon simulator" and "i am fish"
Funniest damn games this side of untitled goose game
Happy belated birthday Kevin, hope you had a good day off!
I think Kevin yelling frantically "GET OUT OF THE WAY" is the funniest thing I've ever heard
“The computer is so hard to use I felt like a boomer” made me choke on my drink
I dropped my phone and Kevin said "Oh god, I'm struggling here"
You always make my day Kevin! Thank you so much for everything you do for us.. I want to speak for everyone when I say you sure are a sight for sore eyes.. I've had it really rough the past few years but I believe I can always come to you for comfort..
5:07 - "Get out of the way! GET OUT OF THE WAY!"
My favorite part of this video. I watched it dozens of times over before even finishing the video itself. :P
Imagine being home just chilling, and hearing your window shatter and Kevin charging through the house yelling “WHERE ARE YOU COME HERE” thats nightmare fuel lmao
This video actually had me crying with laughter, "get out of the way, i can't turn" 😂😂😂
Your VR content is my favorite content of all time. Please make more. It’s like a holiday for me when I see this shizz.
He’s got all our hearts in that backpack
This is by far the most enjoyable VR gameplay I've seen on the internet. Would be even better if we can see more of Kevin struggling with the setup irl
Local Cork resident arrested after robbing neighbours house, claims he was "in VR"
More on the news at 11.
@@IamaPERSON RTE news does news at 12pm 5pm and 9pm so u are wrong then again idk virgin medias schedule but..
U are wrong somehow
Dino he's from Middleton BTW so the news would say man in county Cork midleton arrested last night for theft ECT. Advantages to being from Cork
@@Glue.Man. what the heck are you talking about? I was playing along with the joke.
@@IamaPERSON me big brain
By far the best video you've ever made
To think that millions of years of evolution has led to this.
Lol
Perfect, isn't it?
Happy Birthday Kevin!
Why does this guy make me laugh without telling any jokes
He suffers for us
He is so inept that even playing games is his suffering
2:12 it takes a bit of practice but you'll get used to it, love your vids btw!
"Yes, I'm human trash"
god if that ain't me
Kudos for making this Monday a little bit more bearable 👌
*89% of this video was Kevin being a disaster*
*the disaster that we love of course*
Watching Kevin's energy go from playful and confused, to shouting as he's careening off a cliffside, is quite nice.
weird how you’re a hopeless thief yet you’ve stole all of our hearts
Hahahahhahahaha! It's funny because it's just like the message above!
I love how Kevin's audible panic is so much stronger here than in most horror games
"Oh this looks like a nice house to rob"
**Dives out of his moving car Vice City style**
More VR, please! I love watching you play VR :)
Kevin: turn on the "end-gine.'
Someone: sir this is a McDonald's drive-thru
Oh my god I can see it so clearly😂
I feel like Kevins catchphrase should be "I'm SO ANGRY" based on the amount he says it
Happy Birthday Kevin
Is this how jim gets so many “friends”?
Probably
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens I mean you should know. Shouldn't you?
@Juan Cortez Muro no one likes you because you self promote.
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens more like bore Ragnarok 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣💯💯💯😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🙊🙊🙉🙉🙊🤭🤭🤭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹👻👻😸👻😸😸😸😹😹
😐🖐️🗡️⛪😢😢😢
Suicide is not a joke get help
This is so cool. When Kevin said he was kinda scared in this VR game, I felt that too. The POV was scary because of the weird driving and the game doesn't prevent you from falling. 🤣
*rolls his car down a hill* "Repair cost $1"
Me: what the actual feck
One of the great things about the Call Me Kevin fandom - it's one of the only places where we can make fun of someone who was hit by a car, and that person just jokes right along with us. :p
Kevin: "why was the alarm on while you all are at home", he says breaking and entering into the people's home in broad daylight.
I just binged your old videos. You've made it so far ❤
If Kevin tried to rob my house I would give him stuff out of pity.
3:27 You know someone’s an excellent driver when they’re reaction to getting in a car is “HAHAHA, ohh this is a big mistake”
Kevin trying to pull a push door really makes me question humankind
One of your funniest videos in a while! Loved it.
Best Thief Award 2019-2020
Please do more VR! This is exactly what I needed today. Thanks Kev! 😂😂😂
“I’m a crocodile rawr” hehe ❤️
Normal person: VR
Kevin:V-ore
If Kevin ever robbed my house I’d probably just give him my stuff out of sympathy.
Thief simulator but Kevin stole my heart
5:25 Kevin recreates his tragic accident.
Kev looks so cool in those fancy clothes
Thief Simulator but I just spin around in circles.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Kevin you absolutely rock
"Ah yes, a dumpster! I'm human trash!"
This is so glorious
The last time I was this early I wasn’t even born yet.
Okay, Boomer
Okay. Boomer.
Okay, boomer
I love getting to see the behind-the-scenes flailing action - so realistic! Also, as a tall VR designer, I feel your pain with that table...
*Kevin, we both know you could only get to that level of expertise with experience.*
*Do you rob houses when your videos get demonetized? Be honest.*
I have never seen Kevin so frustrated it's hilarious 😂😂
Thief Simulator: But I'm in real life
Just had really bad news and this video made me feel so much better so thank you Kevin
Day 207 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
"It's my garage it's fine, haha..." Kevin, to the imaginary people around him 😂
Activate mentally challenged burglar.
God its like home alone but kevin is the burglar
I LOVE UR VIDEOS KEVIN!! More vr would be cool!!! Ur videos always upload before my lunch at school so I'm never lonely!! Please do more Minecraft too!! I love them, and this game was very fun to watch