2 things: 1. Get tickets to the Lifeline Live show May 14th at the Irvine Improv. watchlifeline.com B. Great things happening over at patreon.com/lifelineluxury
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Where can I download or stream the intro/outro song?
Matt is 100% correct about having something annually to look forward to. For me and my wife, it's a trip to Vegas every year in November for the SEMA car show. We look forward to that all year and it really does make life better.
Am I the only person that puts on an episode and then part way through hears something and thinks "man that's such a good name for this episode!" Then checks to see if that's what they went with? I get it right like 1 in 15 times... Today was one of them days 😁
Hey there. I’m very sorry to hear about your mom. That must be incredibly difficult. I’m so so so SO glad we can provide you with even just a little bit of relief from your grief. We’ll be here every week with a new ep for ya, I hope you enjoy every single one of them!!!
Chris: "i dont know why i have messy shits.." then goes on congratulations and talks about eating a hundred cheeseburgers before going to bed every night
The chemistry between the brothers makes the pod good. That being said Matt looks like a Christian rapper named Raspberry Marmalade. 1st Lp Mezus. Title track - Walking on the Jam. Hit - Many Shades of toast. Sponsored by Smukers
Around 57:00. The Casefile podcast episode 53 (east area rpist) is the scariest thing I’ve listened to. If you don’t know the story I recommend listening to all the parts - and then looking up the news on it
To the dude in the supermarket self-checkout - when someone is standing too close behind me in a line or whatever I pretend like I’m looking around for something, turn around and deliberately bump into them like I didn’t know they were there 😂
27:02 Here's my suggestions for what Chris can say to him dude saying "You're big enough/ You are all set, no need to work out more" even in a joking way: 1. I'm training to be an action figure 2. I'll believe it when I see it 3. I only train when I feel like it (so to confuse him, but also you're telling the truth) 4. *speak French, say I like to eat hamburgers* 5. I dedicate every gym day/set to 2 Pac Hope this isn't stupid and helps. 🙌
I love how shower poo guy half asses his concern for the environment. Him: So I turn on the shower then sit down to poo (wasting water) Also him: Not wiping saves the environment from conservation of toilet paper. I’m just being a dick, not actually serious
couldn't agree less about the shower/shitting thing. if you got shit on any other part of your body, you would wash it with soap and water. the fact that the western world doesn't do that as a default is actually disgusting. can you imagine getting your own shit on your hands and just wiping it with the some toilet paper and going about your day? absolutely rancid.
Who was arguing for NOT showering after? The question was whether you wipe FIRST, before the shower- or just go into the shower with shit all over yourself. Not whether or not you take the shower!
For the girl leaving to Europe who’s from Canada. My advice for you is Doink it out! What if it sucks and now you know or… it’s amazing and this will only push you guys closer to getting and staying together.
M’optical lab manager. Plastic frames get brittle over time due to things like heat exposure and oils in our skin. Even new frames can have some imperfections in the plastic mold so it’s always a risk to adjust them. Even new frames can crack occasionally. PRO TIP: with Raybans, look inside the temple to see where they are made. The made in Italy materials are much better quality so try to stick with those.
So for some UNBEKNOWN reason my father hates Keanu Reeves. I LOVE him. My father will not watch anything with him in it. I ask and he says "he bugs me" (eh s'deeper)... I don't get it but here we go.
Self-Checkout lurker trying to look busy so management doesn't think they can fire them too. By not letting them help you you're sucking on the crank of a big corporation.
@@mattdelia 27:02 Here's my suggestions for what Chris can say to him dude saying "You're big enough/ You are all set, no need to work out more" even in a joking way: 1. I'm training to be an action figure 2. I'll believe it when I see it 3. I only train when I feel like it (so to confuse him, but also you're telling the truth) 4. *speak French, say I like to eat hamburgers* 5. I dedicate every gym day/set to 2 Pac I love you both ❤️ Matt, you're insane for bringing a bag of clothing items to mix and match but that's why we love you. Hope this isn't stupid and helps. 🙌
the best way to get someone away from you who’s standing too close is to tell them you have something contagious.😂 covid, strep, flu, etc. they always back up.
Totally missed what the guy was asking about getting tickets to the event in June. He asked the question because the event is months away and he wasn’t sure if he should spend $250 on the event then it goes to waste if they don’t work out/break it off before the event.
That you're welcome thing is just people with a high expectation and they usually didn't give the other person second to say anything before they jump to being offended
2 things:
1. Get tickets to the Lifeline Live show May 14th at the Irvine Improv. watchlifeline.com
B. Great things happening over at patreon.com/lifelineluxury
Where can I download or stream the intro/outro song?
Matt looking like he's got Jaundice or Scurvy
@@fevolenko3995no
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Matt looks like the manager of santa's workshop
😐
And Chris looks like the previous employee of Matt's new position...
Its a rough gig.
I am that.
You know he runs that workshop like the navy too
Nah, Matt’s too chill to be a drill sergeant. They’d have a poetry and philosophy corner while listening to 70s rock.
Holy sh1t, dragging around a bag of clothes is hilarious 😆
The end of the episode,, Chris is like my gf's mom 😅. You tell them to stop, but they can't stop!
The fact that they canceled the Fort Wayne show has me bunched up
Life Rips tho
the poo then shower question is so so so dumb…
Hello
Matt is 100% correct about having something annually to look forward to. For me and my wife, it's a trip to Vegas every year in November for the SEMA car show. We look forward to that all year and it really does make life better.
Life Rips
U sure she does too or just u bud
yea my brain tends to function better when im looking forward to things.
Sorry dude, but your once a year vacation sounds like a nightmare weekend to me.
SEMA is cool but its a 2 hour walk and GTFO.
lol I get us rooms at The Wynn so she's happy!@@Kovar02
the GOD of beanies
This is my nickname- and the only name my family uses to refer to me. Thank you.
@@mattdelia Matt TGOB D'Elia (I bow to you)
Am I the only person that puts on an episode and then part way through hears something and thinks "man that's such a good name for this episode!" Then checks to see if that's what they went with? I get it right like 1 in 15 times... Today was one of them days 😁
Same
All the time ayYESSS we are all the same person
HAHAHAHA that’s amazing
Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
chris yyyyyyyy'gotta stop talking about serial killers
Lost my mom. She was from Montclair / Glen Ridge. Thank you for being here for me. It’s amazing a free show provides so much value.
Im sorry for your loss. May she rest in peace
I'm sorry for your loss 💔
❤️❤️❤️
Hey there. I’m very sorry to hear about your mom. That must be incredibly difficult. I’m so so so SO glad we can provide you with even just a little bit of relief from your grief. We’ll be here every week with a new ep for ya, I hope you enjoy every single one of them!!!
I hope you find her soon.
Chris: "i dont know why i have messy shits.." then goes on congratulations and talks about eating a hundred cheeseburgers before going to bed every night
The chemistry between the brothers makes the pod good. That being said Matt looks like a Christian rapper named Raspberry Marmalade. 1st Lp Mezus.
Title track - Walking on the Jam.
Hit - Many Shades of toast.
Sponsored by Smukers
This is absolutely rip roaring funny
😐
oouu matt lookin like a sexy little raspberry babyyyy
This is the compliment I’ve been waiting for my whole life. Thank you.
The breaking sunglasses with sound effects had me in stitches! 😂
sucking on the crank is a legendary phrase and I love when callers casually use it 😂
That’s what I’m talkin bout !!!!
Bro if you're worried about the $250 then obviously you don't like the girl THAT much. How much money did you blow on that merch?
If she’s moving to Europe for 2 years then I’m moving to Europe…and that’s that.
Yeah exactly. Life’s too short and it would be worth experiencing when you’re young and have the opportunity
Around 57:00. The Casefile podcast episode 53 (east area rpist) is the scariest thing I’ve listened to. If you don’t know the story I recommend listening to all the parts - and then looking up the news on it
To the dude in the supermarket self-checkout - when someone is standing too close behind me in a line or whatever I pretend like I’m looking around for something, turn around and deliberately bump into them like I didn’t know they were there 😂
Oh wow I am SOOOO gonna do this from now on!
Same. I "unconsciously" step back, ever so slightly
@@Sharstr genius
@@Sharstr yes that’s the move! 😂 “oh sorry I didn’t see you there”
27:02 Here's my suggestions for what Chris can say to him dude saying "You're big enough/ You are all set, no need to work out more" even in a joking way:
1. I'm training to be an action figure
2. I'll believe it when I see it
3. I only train when I feel like it (so to confuse him, but also you're telling the truth)
4. *speak French, say I like to eat hamburgers*
5. I dedicate every gym day/set to 2 Pac
Hope this isn't stupid and helps. 🙌
I love how shower poo guy half asses his concern for the environment.
Him: So I turn on the shower then sit down to poo (wasting water)
Also him: Not wiping saves the environment from conservation of toilet paper.
I’m just being a dick, not actually serious
BING BONG!!!!
Matt: “What was the other hour?”
Chris: “Torture.” 🤣🤣
As if the other 23 hrs were not!😂
Jesus Christ that first girl was attractive...
couldn't agree less about the shower/shitting thing. if you got shit on any other part of your body, you would wash it with soap and water. the fact that the western world doesn't do that as a default is actually disgusting. can you imagine getting your own shit on your hands and just wiping it with the some toilet paper and going about your day? absolutely rancid.
Who was arguing for NOT showering after? The question was whether you wipe FIRST, before the shower- or just go into the shower with shit all over yourself. Not whether or not you take the shower!
Sending you love from Barcelona. I hate when people say the word ´poo´ so much in the UK that I moved to Spain.
I understand.
For the girl leaving to Europe who’s from Canada. My advice for you is Doink it out! What if it sucks and now you know or… it’s amazing and this will only push you guys closer to getting and staying together.
Matt your complexion is so pretty
Needed to see this today! Thank you!!!
@@mattdelia Chris is eh s'translucent
Never forget disagree police
M’optical lab manager. Plastic frames get brittle over time due to things like heat exposure and oils in our skin. Even new frames can have some imperfections in the plastic mold so it’s always a risk to adjust them. Even new frames can crack occasionally.
PRO TIP: with Raybans, look inside the temple to see where they are made. The made in Italy materials are much better quality so try to stick with those.
When the guy at the gym said "Ah come on! You're big enough". Your response should've been "Grow or Die!"
Matt is absolutely right...I'm going for a short trip tomorrow and I actually will be gone right around 30 hours.
See!!! Perfect trip.
How many red beanies do you have? 1 is too many!!
27:12 thats kinda BS you say after way to many visits to an overly expensive mentally ill therapist
Matt I do the same thing with clothes etc. I always bring options. Why are we like this?
Chris, the hair is a 10/10 today 🤍
So for some UNBEKNOWN reason my father hates Keanu Reeves. I LOVE him. My father will not watch anything with him in it. I ask and he says "he bugs me" (eh s'deeper)... I don't get it but here we go.
Self-Checkout lurker trying to look busy so management doesn't think they can fire them too. By not letting them help you you're sucking on the crank of a big corporation.
Matt is like someone in biblical times carrying extra clothes for others….also it’s like color therapy for yourself
Matt, the color you’re wearing on this episode is messing with the green screen or quality and making you look fuzzy or static-y
when someone is way too close to you, face to face, make out with them and when they pull away, look confused, because obviously we are making out.
it's crazy how different Chris and Matt's skin tones are
Vitamin D does wonders. Chris looks like a vampire.😅
matt gets sun
Is it?
@@TheFinisher669ah yess. A deep thought
😂😂😂
Foe the self check out guy: the best thing to say is "oh, I'm good. Thanks" with a smile and they should know to back off
Love the podcast but Chris absolutely stop clearing your throat so often. Very highly annoying
Someone tell Matt the sunglasses aren’t wide enough for his face. Change it or give them back to yannis papas
How’s the lady wearing fast fashion gonna make an IG about not wearing fast fashion?
I was so ready to see Chris live in Fort Wayne but show got canceled…. blood red mad.
Okay but what episode of case files was Chris talking about? I want to listen to that story now haha
I have an issue at my eye doctors glasses place with fitting my face it’s so strange bro
I'm shitting while watching this. Just wanted to let Matt and Chris know.
lmfaoooo ep should've been called exclusively terrible
when people dont say thank you i respond with "Oh? fuck me right"
The Private Record is very good.
Heyyyyyyyy, this is an excellent comment!
im so pissed they cancelled the Fort Wayne show :(
Same, blood boiling mad
Patrion is s'cuda pre-married Chris would have nothing to do with this
The smell DOES in fact activate the boinoioing
When are Australia tour dates dropping? 🇦🇺🦘
I hate my RayBans! I have to constantly tighten the arms
Your table's too loud. Change it.
Happy Sunday to you fellas 🤙
Is that a mountain ⛰️ on Chris’s neck?
Wow Matt has some really smooth forearms?
“No not yet” why tf did that send me😂😂😂
Yesssss Australia 🌏🦘🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Best podcast episode yet, bros 😂😂
🙏🏼
@@mattdelia 27:02 Here's my suggestions for what Chris can say to him dude saying "You're big enough/ You are all set, no need to work out more" even in a joking way:
1. I'm training to be an action figure
2. I'll believe it when I see it
3. I only train when I feel like it (so to confuse him, but also you're telling the truth)
4. *speak French, say I like to eat hamburgers*
5. I dedicate every gym day/set to 2 Pac
I love you both ❤️ Matt, you're insane for bringing a bag of clothing items to mix and match but that's why we love you.
Hope this isn't stupid and helps. 🙌
Franch
RUNK
Matt Delia the Beanie Baby
Bobby mcferrenheit
Beanie GOD 🤙🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Love you guys!
Chris off his meds on this ep
the best way to get someone away from you who’s standing too close is to tell them you have something contagious.😂 covid, strep, flu, etc. they always back up.
Matt looks cool as fuck
Poo poo poo poo poo
Hated the ending
Totally missed what the guy was asking about getting tickets to the event in June. He asked the question because the event is months away and he wasn’t sure if he should spend $250 on the event then it goes to waste if they don’t work out/break it off before the event.
32:30 I've been a server for around 5 1/2 years. I do the exact same thing. Force the "you're welcome" I love it
Keanu sucks
That you're welcome thing is just people with a high expectation and they usually didn't give the other person second to say anything before they jump to being offended
Hair at a 7.8
Homeboy was literally pooing while asking the question!!! 😂
40:00 : Holy crap, imma use that for close talkers from now on. Good idea, ma babies 👍🏾
Seriously Chris! Where would you ever be that you would need to give up your seat for anybody! A podcast?!
Best Matt's beard has ever looked just the goatee and stuble
Girl at 12:00 is the other woman
Saw a guy at the gym wearing jeans with sweatpants underneath.
…it may have been the other way around I can’t remember.
If you can’t put your RayBans into hot water and bend them yourself then you are not a man but a clod
31:23 A German officer duuuuuude
BANGER ENDING , Matt your hot then your cold your in then your out 🤣🤣🤣
Algo juice
56:41 😂😂😂 😮💨
43:46 …… I literally spot out all my food I was eating because of how hard that made me laugh 😂
@24:02 Chis D'Elia as Jean Claude Van Damme "I can do..."
Can someone tell me what model ray ban glasses are that Chris is wearing?
23:00
9:33
Matt is NOT gay, I don’t care what anyone says!