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It makes zero sense to fill up an ice tray unless it’s empty because when you go to grab a frozen one half would still be water and you’d spill it everywhere trying to get the frozen one out. Better fridge, buy a bag of ice or fill when empty! I also love how Chris is telling people to work harder and buy a better fridge then complaining about the price of a new fridge and ya riiiiich! Lol
100% the boyfriend held a door open for an attractive girl and girlfriend didnt like that and is making it about the distance and amount of time he held it open.
Hey guys, just get an extra Ice tray! Refill when one becomes empty, that way you can use the ice from the other tray, when the recently filled one freezes over.
This podcast is like the epitome of looking back (now that I don’t watch it anymore) & going-man I seriously had nothing going on in my life, how much free time did I have?
The guy that did the video breaking down the way Chris was a hypocrite.. explaining like a documentarian and referring to them as their full names.. Christopher, Matthew.. moment of silence for that moment and their reactions 😂
Good idea about the receptacle for the ice cubes! I actually dig that. I have about 4 ice cube trays. I like at least 3-4 cubes in my drinks, and my water needs to be ice cold for bed time
I lost my only brother to cancer in 2008 after a 4-year battle with cancer he was 19 when he got sick, he died at 23. I’m 37 now and he lives in my mind, making jokes still all the time. I miss him so much it hurts. Watching y’all every Sunday makes me feel so connected to y’all as siblings. Nothing like the sibling love.
people use ice trays for different shapes and sizes of ice for all sorts of things (like water bongs) and YES you need to fill as you use unless you're in a hurry!
I’m obsessed with ice, I get so mad when people leave the tray empty and don’t refill it. I have multiple ice cube trays for this reason, never ice less! I stay icey
I've ordered food to the wrong state at least 3 times in my life 😂 you're so used to it loading up the closest place and that time it randomly glitches you in bumfck nowhere
Custard can also be a creamy dessert made by slowly heating and whisking milk, egg, vanilla and sugar. Served cold, or used in things like banana cream pie. So good!
Poor Matt is depressed 😔. He's like "filling the ice tray sucks and making the bed sucks i hate it all." Cheer up brother you have your health and family my guy. Im sure you're kidding around tho
I think Matt says it right. Rather than say "my mom" or "our mom" it should just be "mom". That said, I totally used to say "my mom" when talking to my sister before she became a bitch and stopped talking to me. S'Deeper.
Hot take: Can the boys dabble in some real problems? They will always be funny, no matter the material. The AITA questions are getting kind of played out. Thanks for making Sundays something to look forward to!
Just sold my condo and buyer arranged for an inspection yesterday. I was there for most of the inspection and he absolutely checked all of the appliances thoroughly including the microwave which was not even included in the sale. The inspector should give you at least some if not all your money back because he is a shitty inspector.
Matt is describing the end of the Act Of Killing and then Chris interrupts him to talk about how great the movie is and now I don't know what happened at the end God damn it
Old fridges are better than new ones, except if the old one is broken, you have to get a new one. They’re just trying to sell you on their service. 😂😂😂 if the old one is so so much better than the new one it wouldn’t have broken. 😂😂😂
I agree with the door holding. I will hold the door for anyone about a second or two behind me, but my husband becomes a fuckin’ doorman and will hold it for everyone! I wanna go! Lol. There’s being polite then there’s working another job.
Someone tell Chris that you should NEVER drink water or use ice cubes that come from the refrigerator!!! Why? Because no one changes the hose that goes from your water outlet to your fridge. Everyone changes the fridge filter but no one changes the plastic hose filled with black mold.
How did they misunderstand the donut story sooooo bad? Hahaha. Missed 2 huge details. He wanted to try a donut place, told his boss to look at the menu and pick a donut, the boss did instead of saying "oh no thank you I (make up any excuse)." If hes gonna lie about eating the donut, he can lie and make some excuse and save homie some money. And then they missed that the donut has been in the bosses desk for 3 WHOLE FRANKIN WEEKS hahaha. Not 3 days. That could have been a great segment. Why in the world do they not just play the video back when they dont remember what was in the video haha.
Maybe the guy really meant to bring the donut home for his daughter but forgot about it by the end of the day because hes a boss and has (chris's voice) LOTS going on
I HAAAAAAAATE when people hold the door open for me, I'm not an invalid. I also detest when the last person on the elevator stands there and holds the door for people to get out, just get the f out already
Okay, Two problems with the "sneaking through the door" 1) You should not split between a couple... aand get the middle of them 2) You are a man, you can hold you own door.
I feel like I'm that guy with anger issues lol. I feel like a vigilante And it's up to me to be the person who stands up to the idiots because no one else does. It can be a risky game but someone's got to do it
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Those Oakleys make Matt look like he has never missed a Nascar race.
Definitely works on his early 2000’s pos mustang while smoking a cig and drinking bud light.
Btw for us normal people a fridge is like 1,200-2,500…not $18,000
what in the fahk does an 18k fridge get me that a 2k one doesnt?
No shit, that thing better cook me dinner and clean the house!
The “bad to the bone” edit that’s been happening is my favorite thing
It makes zero sense to fill up an ice tray unless it’s empty because when you go to grab a frozen one half would still be water and you’d spill it everywhere trying to get the frozen one out. Better fridge, buy a bag of ice or fill when empty! I also love how Chris is telling people to work harder and buy a better fridge then complaining about the price of a new fridge and ya riiiiich! Lol
Didn’t even think of that 😮
Get 2 ice trays designated to water and ice
That chick just wanted to say something that makes her look ✨UnIQuE✨
The voice of reason.
@@pomaicarpenter4315 yes, we always have two on the go!
You don't understand, I NEEEEEED the "work harder, get a better fridge" T-shirt. Like now. Pls do merch with that.
Let them eat cake vibes lool
I’m howling 🤣🤣 comments are so funny before I even watch the episode. Almost don’t even need the context anymore
Couldn’t be more obvious that the chic fila guy works there. All good, but obvious!
100%
This podcast might save my life today. Not even kidding. I feel so bad.
If you're going through hell, keep going 💜
yooooo life rips, gotta keep life going to keep it ripping. YESSSSSDUDE
@@drummerjeph YESSSSDUDE
@@realtyrockerthanks guys ❤️
Rippin it! I’ll be alright
Nice came out to clean the car, posted 1 minute ago. Runkness
Alternate titles - "Safeword: Banana", or "It Slipped Through Our Cracks".
This made me laugh!! Thanks lol
The guy saying your full first names gave me the ick
Russian bot detected.
"Please, I need water..." Haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
It’s amazing how much information everyone in that room misses when listening to the submissions
Ain't a Sunday without the no dent duo 🤙🦅🦅🤍
"work hard, get a better fridge" Chris Delia for president 😂
“A greedy squirrel “ 😭
100% the boyfriend held a door open for an attractive girl and girlfriend didnt like that and is making it about the distance and amount of time he held it open.
Possibly, but also the worst people on earth hold the door for you when you’re a quarter of a mile away
Fax
Hey guys, just get an extra Ice tray!
Refill when one becomes empty, that way you can use the ice from the other tray, when the recently filled one freezes over.
Best podcast on the internet talking about the hard hitting issues thank you very much *claps to the side*
Every time I listen to you guys it makes my day better, so thanks for that! 🤙🏻
16:30 hahahah Matt calls it like he sees it and love it hahahahah
Yea the ice cube tray is for making ice not storing ice. When the ice is done you dump it all into a receptacle and fill it with water to make new ice
🤌🏼exactly! Ice cube receptacles for the win
ice cube trays are for poors.
No no no. Ice goes straight from the tray, plops into my cup, tray goes back in the freezer. You only refill it when It's empty.
That's your opinion. Your opinion is wrong. Make less money like the rest of us.
49:49 PERFECT answer Matt!!🔥🔥🔥 holding the door for someone too far definitely make them rush when the don’t necessarily want to
This podcast is like the epitome of looking back (now that I don’t watch it anymore) & going-man I seriously had nothing going on in my life, how much free time did I have?
The guy that did the video breaking down the way Chris was a hypocrite.. explaining like a documentarian and referring to them as their full names.. Christopher, Matthew.. moment of silence for that moment and their reactions 😂
Good idea about the receptacle for the ice cubes! I actually dig that. I have about 4 ice cube trays. I like at least 3-4 cubes in my drinks, and my water needs to be ice cold for bed time
I love you guys. Everyone's got that one episode that they needed on a certain day. This one's mine 🫶
31:05 anybody else zone out like Chris does right here & still say “ok….right….got it” at all the right times 😂😂😂
Maybe the boss forgot the damn donut the first day lol
exactly
"Work harder, get a better fridge" god damn it that got me 😂 (juuust got me)
the tip of that juust got me odell
I lost my only brother to cancer in 2008 after a 4-year battle with cancer
he was 19 when he got sick, he died at 23.
I’m 37 now and he lives in my mind, making jokes still all the time. I miss him so much it hurts.
Watching y’all every Sunday makes me feel so connected to y’all as siblings. Nothing like the sibling love.
❤️❤️❤️
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53:54 totally agree with Matt 😂
I hope you two cats recognize how brilliant this podcast is...there's nothing like it on the interwebs, not even close.
54:14 After that exchange Matt flicking the shit at the producers, got me for some reason
Matt looks like if Andre Agassi played center field
"we are starting" "oh okay" lmaoooo Chris slightly salty
great edit
THIS ENTIRE POD WAS ABOUT THE FRIDGE. CHRIS rename it FRIDGE snob now haha
people use ice trays for different shapes and sizes of ice for all sorts of things (like water bongs) and YES you need to fill as you use unless you're in a hurry!
Matt missed a great opportunity in the beginning to say “I’m texting MY Mom back.”
I like that Chris doesn’t like “alpha/beta” talks but he randomly put his foot down about the “my dad” 😂
How could you not assume that chick fil a guy was talking about a worker lmao
I’m obsessed with ice, I get so mad when people leave the tray empty and don’t refill it. I have multiple ice cube trays for this reason, never ice less! I stay icey
30:05 I was literally expelling out of my butt, when they started talking about expelling😂
Just watched the act of killing hearing it from guys. Wow what an eye opener and powerful film
Everybody should know that you fill an ice tray before you go to bed.
Matt looking like a lost kestrel without glasses
PC principal wearing Cartmans t shirt!😂
I've ordered food to the wrong state at least 3 times in my life 😂 you're so used to it loading up the closest place and that time it randomly glitches you in bumfck nowhere
Plot twist: French fry guy is imagining the French fry thief 😂 so he’s right he’s not all there and he’s black
Act of Killing and Look of Silence are unbelievable
Watched The Act of Killing after listening to this podcast
@@brandoalberga1762 I would say the sequel Look of Silence is even better. It's unreal - idk if a movie can be made like that again
fridge rant was nice
38:58 Chris died for a sec there huh
This is the perfect podcast to listen to when you’re doing an oil change on your wife’s car 🔥
Him not knowing custard is soft serve ice cream lmao
Custard can also be a creamy dessert made by slowly heating and whisking milk, egg, vanilla and sugar. Served cold, or used in things like banana cream pie. So good!
Poor Matt is depressed 😔. He's like "filling the ice tray sucks and making the bed sucks i hate it all." Cheer up brother you have your health and family my guy. Im sure you're kidding around tho
My ears are bleeding in parts of this one 😂
I think Matt says it right. Rather than say "my mom" or "our mom" it should just be "mom". That said, I totally used to say "my mom" when talking to my sister before she became a bitch and stopped talking to me. S'Deeper.
My sister became a bitch and stopped talking to me forever as well.
The fry guy works at Chick fil A
Anwar Congo dancing the cha cha cha while demonstrating his garrote technique
Hot take: Can the boys dabble in some real problems? They will always be funny, no matter the material. The AITA questions are getting kind of played out. Thanks for making Sundays something to look forward to!
Empty the totally filled ice cube tray into an ice bin then fill the tray.
Just sold my condo and buyer arranged for an inspection yesterday. I was there for most of the inspection and he absolutely checked all of the appliances thoroughly including the microwave which was not even included in the sale. The inspector should give you at least some if not all your money back because he is a shitty inspector.
Hey Matt, glue some googly eyes on those two blue stones from the rings kthx.
Glad someone called Chris about about Mobile 😂
This show rocks🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 every time rips
It's funny that 99% of people who call in, think they are never in the wrong and the other side is in the wrong. Lol people are so funny with this.
Get a better fridge was honestly my first thought as well and I’m broke 😂
What If the Donut was so good that Rob's boss went back and brought another one to eat that day - and that was the one found in his desk.
Matt looks like a french nascar fanatic
The Charles in Charge jingle😂
Matt is describing the end of the Act Of Killing and then Chris interrupts him to talk about how great the movie is and now I don't know what happened at the end God damn it
nothing. human condition and its complexities
Old fridges are better than new ones, except if the old one is broken, you have to get a new one. They’re just trying to sell you on their service. 😂😂😂 if the old one is so so much better than the new one it wouldn’t have broken. 😂😂😂
I agree with the door holding. I will hold the door for anyone about a second or two behind me, but my husband becomes a fuckin’ doorman and will hold it for everyone! I wanna go! Lol. There’s being polite then there’s working another job.
The guy at chick filet obviously works there..lol when he brings the food out to the customer, he asks him for some of the food. That's crazy!
The donut one is unreal. True compliance liar! Lying about things that don't matter dude!!! 😂
“I’ve never not fixed a fridge” actually hyped me up. That’s so tough
Someone tell Chris that you should NEVER drink water or use ice cubes that come from the refrigerator!!! Why? Because no one changes the hose that goes from your water outlet to your fridge. Everyone changes the fridge filter but no one changes the plastic hose filled with black mold.
Literally what the filters for, who cares.
I just fill the trays like my ancestors
I agree with Matt and Kristen about the door thing!
“It Slipped through our cracks”
How did they misunderstand the donut story sooooo bad? Hahaha. Missed 2 huge details. He wanted to try a donut place, told his boss to look at the menu and pick a donut, the boss did instead of saying "oh no thank you I (make up any excuse)." If hes gonna lie about eating the donut, he can lie and make some excuse and save homie some money. And then they missed that the donut has been in the bosses desk for 3 WHOLE FRANKIN WEEKS hahaha. Not 3 days. That could have been a great segment. Why in the world do they not just play the video back when they dont remember what was in the video haha.
Donut question. He said the donut had been in the drawer 2-3 weeks, that's why he said I wonder when he's going to throw it out
Maybe the guy really meant to bring the donut home for his daughter but forgot about it by the end of the day because hes a boss and has (chris's voice) LOTS going on
MATT looks sooooooooooo SYNTHWAVE today... ya know?
my mom does the same thing with not hanging up with phone it’s sooo annoying hahaha
Brett, The Barber beefcake ya know
This camera angle makes Chris look like Andre The Giant compared to Matt.
Why do I know everything Chris ever wants to Google immediately, but Anthony, the childhood friend, doesn't even know how to start?
Ice tray insanity 😂😂😂
I would have no idea what ‘Charles in Charge’ was if it weren’t for family guy
Bro the boss just forgot the donut
I HAAAAAAAATE when people hold the door open for me, I'm not an invalid. I also detest when the last person on the elevator stands there and holds the door for people to get out, just get the f out already
Custard Pie- great Led Zeppelin tune.
" Work harder, get an ice cube receptacle."
D'elia / D'elia 2024 🇺🇸
My parents also place the phone down without hanging up. Hate it.
The ice cube tray thing is insane 10/10 wrong opinion lady
Matt’s shirt: what happened ? I need to know
Okay, Two problems with the "sneaking through the door"
1) You should not split between a couple... aand get the middle of them
2) You are a man, you can hold you own door.
I feel like I'm that guy with anger issues lol. I feel like a vigilante And it's up to me to be the person who stands up to the idiots because no one else does. It can be a risky game but someone's got to do it
But Matt you are exactly right about taking a beat I am practicing it everyday
13:39 😂😂