to the girl who was asking if she should call out her grandma for not wishing her a happy birthday: y'dad left early. also you would not be invited to the log cabin.
46:41 As Matt was saying "stop, stop, stop" I thought of Scott Stapp of Creed and how funny It would be if he mentioned him AND HE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ahahhaah amazing.
Got a good hack for the second caller - if something is bothering you or you’re tired of over thinking it - write it down on a piece of paper, go for a walk somewhere and throw it in the trash. It helps 🙏🏻
The context of work is scummy. If they don't absolutely have to for their own self-interest, they don't care about whether they are being scummy to employees. Trust and believe
The Vince Vaughn thing is crazy. I’ve said to my kids a lot how much Chris, you remind me of him. I said it to my youngest just yesterday lol! Same mannerisms, and the way you guys talk is similar IMO. Love ya, love this podcast!
Chris has intrusive thoughts he would literally die of anxiety. He barely matured from the mentality of a toddler throw drugs in the mix and he’s a gonner.
Regarding the trash chute: Yes, they might just be lazy axxholes. They might also be stupid. Like, they’ve never lived in that kind of building and don’t know how it works, think a maintenance worker is responsible for running the chute or something and that tenants just leave it in the room. I know, not likely, but 🤷♀️… I’ve been surprised many times in my life at what people don’t know. Two other possibilities: child is responsible for the trash removal in the home and 1. doesn’t know how it works or 2. doesn’t give a shit/is lazy and parents don’t follow up beyond the trash being gone from their space. Or… and hear me out… someone has a phobia of the chute. But it’s probably just lazy axxholes and property mgmt should post something in the room regardless.
*Example of Chris being out of touch* Matt: yeah and the apple vision pro is like $3,500! * awkward pause Chris: Oh yeah and that’s like a lot of money!
The girl whose grandma didn’t text her happy birthday - I’m so confused lol I genuinely don’t understand why you would text her to tell her she didn’t say happy birthday?
21:00:00 CHRIS YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME BRO! YOU JUST NOW STARTED SHAVING DOWN THERE!??? MAN UR. LIVING IN THE PAST N ON TOP OF THAT! YOU STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO SHAVED DOWN THERE!??? AT THIS STAGE IN UR LIFE, IS BEYOND ME!? I'VE BEEN SHAVING SINCE IN MY TWENTIES! N NOW IM 39. OKAY THIS IS THE WAY I FOUND OUT HOW TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY AND WHICH IS THE BEST WAY I HAVE AN OLDER SISTER AND I HAD MANY GIRLFRIENDS SO THIS IS PROBABLY WHY I KNOW THIS BUT THE BEST WAY IS TO USE GIRLS RAZORS FOR SHOWER. AND THEN USE ANY TYPE OF SHOWER SHAVING CREAM I USE THE WOMAN KIND WHICH IS THE BEST BECAUSE IT LEAVES IT NICE AND SMOOTH I EVEN USE WOMEN DEODORANT. BUT MAN... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET AT THE AGE OF THE YEAR AT NOW I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN KNOWN HOW TO DO THAT RIGHT BY NOW! AND FYI SHAVING ON THE BED IS FUKING DISGUSTING MAN!!!!
Hey Matt, you just mentioned Reggie and the full effect!!!!! Holy shit I went to high school with James dewees. We were good friends all through out junior high and high school. He was always so freaking talented. I was in a band that used to jam with his band called mailbox when we were like 14. Not a whole lot of people mention him. Sorry for getting all excited and blabbing. I remember going to support him when he played drums for coalesce. His Dad was a preacher at a local Methodist church. One day I remember him telling James he needed to do better in school because the odds of him making a career in music were next to zero. After we graduated I had a job at a local liquor store and James busted his ass delivering pizza all over town and constantly write and record music projects on the side. One night he comes flying into the parking lot of my work, comes bouncing in with a mixture of tears, happiness and accomplishment. He reaches in his pocket and shows me an advance check made out to him from a big deal record company for like 30,000 dollars. The rest is history. James could write the sickest chorus and vocal harmonies faster and catcher than anyone I know. So glad to see his success. I can hear him now... "giiiirl......why'd you run away.... huge fan of the podcast. Peace.
It's a woman they are gonna care more than a guy about emotional things like that cause that's how they are wired, as a guy of course we don't understand but I'll admit she's a little too caught up in it either way
I had a dream that I was at one of Chris’ shows and he was being heckled afterwards and started ripping on the person and then I chimed in to try to be cool and it failed so so so bad and Chris and everyone around ended up ripping me even worse.
I don't know why this is a pet peeve, but when they say " next person in line" or someone opens a new register, IT'S THE NEXT PERSON WHO IS WAITING IN LINE!! Not some Rando that just walked up!!!
Trimming your Hershey bars in bed is ehhh’s’disgusting, s’illogical and s’insane thing to do ever in the history of doing anything. Even considering the effectiveness of lint rollers, if you leave even one single hair in there that wasn’t there before you’re fucked 😂 do it in the shower or the bath or outside or literally anywhere else! Please Chris! Do it for Kristin’s sake!
Ooof hairline is in danger mode bapa, I feel ya tho getting old sucks. Also, if you listen to this without watching it sounds like 1 crazy guy doing characters.
I will say no grandma text can be bad, my dad's mom is 75ish, is on her phone all day, uses emojis, takes part in a daily family group chat, she doesn't like her granddaughter lol, my moms mom is also 80 and tech savvy but doesn't talk to me, no beef
26:25 grandma may or may not be a big texter and/or could have possibly just forgotten. Call mom and tell her you’ve not heard from grandma yet and have mom call grandma & drop your birthday into a conversation with grandma. No need to ‘call out’ grandma and make her feel bad.
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Popped up on my feed, instantly clicked, day is great, let's go
Same here and I Didn’t even watch it yet
Same😂
Join the supercult… I mean Supergood family
to the girl who was asking if she should call out her grandma for not wishing her a happy birthday: y'dad left early. also you would not be invited to the log cabin.
I completely empty out whenever i listen to both of your voices in my ear
Dry, Lotion or spit?
😂😂😂😂😂
3 more episodes till Bill comes on. Can't wait 🙏🏾
SAME !!!! 👏🏼
Y’all some cudas for real
Is this confirmed ?
Runk
His dad?
Don't jinx it!
“You’re not my brother” 😂 dead
Cashiers should be scoping out the line situation before opening a new till.
The only way I start my Sundays! Bing Bong Bing Bong and TLLLL!
I liked the longer outro 🫶🏼
people dont forget Chris
yess 🎉
Bing bong button is NEEDED 😂😂 Chris and Matt, love you bros ❤️
"YAY DUDE!!!! I'M CLAPPING TO THE SIDE BECAUSE THE SHOW IS ON YES DUDE!!!! 👏 👏 👏
"How does Kristen feel about it?"
"Oh, she doesn't like it."
😂😂😂
Shaving in bed is something that has never and would never have crossed my mind 😂
46:41 As Matt was saying "stop, stop, stop" I thought of Scott Stapp of Creed and how funny It would be if he mentioned him AND HE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ahahhaah amazing.
Trimming your Hershey bars in bed is CRAZY!!!!
Lint roller is crazierrr lmfao
It's disrespectful to your partner and kids who may lay there, that's something you do if you live on your own without a family 😂😂
holy shit the sub count is finally going up?!!?! good for u guys
Got a good hack for the second caller - if something is bothering you or you’re tired of over thinking it - write it down on a piece of paper, go for a walk somewhere and throw it in the trash. It helps 🙏🏻
LIFE RIPS
Love you chris! Thanks for the amazing content. You as well Matt!!!
The context of work is scummy. If they don't absolutely have to for their own self-interest, they don't care about whether they are being scummy to employees. Trust and believe
Going up on the subscriber count!! Let’s freaking go!!!
18:57 I was having a panic attack and laughed out of it thank you
❤🙏🏼 have a good day brother. You got this
Trim Hershey bars in the bath tub, pick up most of it with a tissue so nothing clogs you’re welcome
The Vince Vaughn thing is crazy. I’ve said to my kids a lot how much Chris, you remind me of him. I said it to my youngest just yesterday lol! Same mannerisms, and the way you guys talk is similar IMO. Love ya, love this podcast!
We need bill for episode 100… ❤
First comment
Hey trash chute guy, REALLY? Eh S'CALL THE LEASING OFFICE
If you care that ppl dont text on your birthday as an adult ....eh....seh...ee..gah...tistical
The subscriber numbers dropped fast and now are slowly rising
Trimming in bed is off limits no matter what! 😂
We need Bill and his boys for epi 100!! 🙏❤️
BING BOOOOOONG
from 583k to 591k in a few days 😨
Sunday funday. Manscaping in your bed is psycho 😆
Chris was a little grumpy today wasn’t he
like if you agree we need a bing bong button.
there were so many little one-liners by matt in this episode that were glossed over, and it’s honestly criminal.😂😂
15:11 grossest swallowing sound ever
Matt’s hair today tho 🤌👩🍳
20:00 the i've done it stuff is so funny
15:27 "I'm good with numbers"
Chris almost said hersheysquirts
I’m not a hater man. But the one ear long earring? All good though do you
Yeah dude annoying as.Hey Matt..fix it!😎
I love Sundays 🎉❤
I think Matt smokes weed and Chris doesn’t and Chris should. He seems like he would benefit.
Chris has intrusive thoughts he would literally die of anxiety. He barely matured from the mentality of a toddler throw drugs in the mix and he’s a gonner.
@@poetsoldsoul6803 oh it would chill him out. Guessing you have never tried weed?
@@buythedip5300 smoked it for 12 years
8th
Nothing like a new episode of Lifeline. Life absolutely rips
Fjfjxnnc
Regarding the trash chute: Yes, they might just be lazy axxholes. They might also be stupid. Like, they’ve never lived in that kind of building and don’t know how it works, think a maintenance worker is responsible for running the chute or something and that tenants just leave it in the room. I know, not likely, but 🤷♀️… I’ve been surprised many times in my life at what people don’t know.
Two other possibilities: child is responsible for the trash removal in the home and 1. doesn’t know how it works or 2. doesn’t give a shit/is lazy and parents don’t follow up beyond the trash being gone from their space.
Or… and hear me out… someone has a phobia of the chute.
But it’s probably just lazy axxholes and property mgmt should post something in the room regardless.
*Example of Chris being out of touch*
Matt: yeah and the apple vision pro is like $3,500!
* awkward pause
Chris: Oh yeah and that’s like a lot of money!
Subs goin up🎉🎉🎉🎉 591k lessgo
I just noticed that. Was 576k last time i payed attention
Ikr 🥳 shadowban is over
Vei,veo Wi😢nner adopted and the same as I can see👀👀👀👀🎉🙈 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the episode guys ❤
The girl whose grandma didn’t text her happy birthday - I’m so confused lol I genuinely don’t understand why you would text her to tell her she didn’t say happy birthday?
21:00:00 CHRIS YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME BRO! YOU JUST NOW STARTED SHAVING DOWN THERE!??? MAN UR. LIVING IN THE PAST N ON TOP OF THAT! YOU STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO SHAVED DOWN THERE!??? AT THIS STAGE IN UR LIFE, IS BEYOND ME!? I'VE BEEN SHAVING SINCE IN MY TWENTIES! N NOW IM 39. OKAY THIS IS THE WAY I FOUND OUT HOW TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY AND WHICH IS THE BEST WAY I HAVE AN OLDER SISTER AND I HAD MANY GIRLFRIENDS SO THIS IS PROBABLY WHY I KNOW THIS BUT THE BEST WAY IS TO USE GIRLS RAZORS FOR SHOWER. AND THEN USE ANY TYPE OF SHOWER SHAVING CREAM I USE THE WOMAN KIND WHICH IS THE BEST BECAUSE IT LEAVES IT NICE AND SMOOTH I EVEN USE WOMEN DEODORANT. BUT MAN... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET AT THE AGE OF THE YEAR AT NOW I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN KNOWN HOW TO DO THAT RIGHT BY NOW! AND FYI SHAVING ON THE BED IS FUKING DISGUSTING MAN!!!!
Hey Matt, you just mentioned Reggie and the full effect!!!!! Holy shit I went to high school with James dewees. We were good friends all through out junior high and high school. He was always so freaking talented. I was in a band that used to jam with his band called mailbox when we were like 14. Not a whole lot of people mention him. Sorry for getting all excited and blabbing. I remember going to support him when he played drums for coalesce. His Dad was a preacher at a local Methodist church. One day I remember him telling James he needed to do better in school because the odds of him making a career in music were next to zero. After we graduated I had a job at a local liquor store and James busted his ass delivering pizza all over town and constantly write and record music projects on the side. One night he comes flying into the parking lot of my work, comes bouncing in with a mixture of tears, happiness and accomplishment. He reaches in his pocket and shows me an advance check made out to him from a big deal record company for like 30,000 dollars. The rest is history. James could write the sickest chorus and vocal harmonies faster and catcher than anyone I know. So glad to see his success. I can hear him now... "giiiirl......why'd you run away.... huge fan of the podcast. Peace.
I’m a musician reading this started a fire underneath me to make it! Thank you.
Guys come on you shave yourself in the bathroom then you just sweep it up my boys. Who does it in bed??? dude you’re a psychopath but I love you guys.
The girl who was upset her grandma didn’t text her gave me the ICK bad af😂
It's a woman they are gonna care more than a guy about emotional things like that cause that's how they are wired, as a guy of course we don't understand but I'll admit she's a little too caught up in it either way
I had a dream that I was at one of Chris’ shows and he was being heckled afterwards and started ripping on the person and then I chimed in to try to be cool and it failed so so so bad and Chris and everyone around ended up ripping me even worse.
Does Chris have something in his mouth? He’s holding his mouth different like there’s too much saliva or something 😅
Love from Norfolk, love hearing our city’s name!!!!
45:06
Sorry but I completely thought that tattoo looked like chest hair as soon as she appeared on screen 😅
14:40 get a consultation and find the right medicine for you.
Matt, your neighbour probably has a crush on you 🥰
How about trimmin' the Charlie browns?
Blue hoodie Matt is s'cavalier
Well shit....I guess I got to be loved extra
Bit killer Jones on the wife who ruins stories…
Matt, i needs that HOODIEEEEEE! #sowarm😌
not gonna lie the "mmm. ight." is not bad
Congrats on that Adidas sponsorship!!
At which time does the new ep get online?😃
I don't know why this is a pet peeve, but when they say " next person in line" or someone opens a new register, IT'S THE NEXT PERSON WHO IS WAITING IN LINE!! Not some Rando that just walked up!!!
Trimming your Hershey bars in bed is ehhh’s’disgusting, s’illogical and s’insane thing to do ever in the history of doing anything. Even considering the effectiveness of lint rollers, if you leave even one single hair in there that wasn’t there before you’re fucked 😂 do it in the shower or the bath or outside or literally anywhere else! Please Chris! Do it for Kristin’s sake!
BILL FOR EPISODE 100!!!!!!!
This episode was the shitsky
Two rich kids talking to middle class people about real life problems..
If you don’t like the show, don’t watch it. Easy.
Ooof hairline is in danger mode bapa, I feel ya tho getting old sucks. Also, if you listen to this without watching it sounds like 1 crazy guy doing characters.
😂😂😂😂 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO??? I swear yall do the funniest shit sometimes
25:31
YES!!!!
I will say no grandma text can be bad, my dad's mom is 75ish, is on her phone all day, uses emojis, takes part in a daily family group chat, she doesn't like her granddaughter lol, my moms mom is also 80 and tech savvy but doesn't talk to me, no beef
26:25 grandma may or may not be a big texter and/or could have possibly just forgotten. Call mom and tell her you’ve not heard from grandma yet and have mom call grandma & drop your birthday into a conversation with grandma. No need to ‘call out’ grandma and make her feel bad.
I agree with the 9.3 assessment of Chris’ hair, and Matt looks 🔥 in the cornflower 💙 hoodie.
"He's my robot"
Parents letting their kids rain free, Bryan Callen is old. He just simply can’t keep up. 😂
The Apple vision pee pee app idea is absolute SENSATIONAL (future vc)
Whoa Reggie and the Full Effect reference...of courseeee it's from Matt...because Matt is amazing...sickinnit!?
43:15 oh! Y’PIECE! Frfr
52:42 - chris being hurt by what matt said and then thinking about how he thinks about himself too much
and being deflated for the rest of the episode
Never give out your phone number to cashiers, because those companies sell that information to scammers
18:58 ruined it
Crystal Ear
Man yall gotta listen to Matt’s podcast The Private Record it’s so good
SIT ON IT
I KNOW Chris is not telling Matt to dial it back and to calm down 😂 turn that knob all the way to the right!!
dawggg Chris rocking the HTG??? 😮💨😮💨
32:22 bro speak up and just say hey bro boundaries! You ever heard of them😂
Ditto Dat