Uninvited NES Prototype Game Overs

A prerelease build of NES Uninvited features a radically different narration than what everyone remembers from the NES or original Mac games.
How accurate the text is to 悪魔の招待状/Akuma no Shōtaijō/The Devil's Invitation is unknown to me. But it seems to be based off of it.

[@MasterZebulin]

Finally! After all these years, I know what the hell was up with all those screenshots on the back of the box!

[@robbiezampini-is3en]

0:07: Stags Failed #1
0:49: Stage Failed #2
1:10: Stage Failed #3
1:31-1:51: Stage Failed #4
2:33-2:57-3:33-4:06: Stage Failed #5
5:04: Stage Failed #6
5:43-6:13 Stage Failed #7
7:10: Life Lost and Stage Failed #8
7:51: Stage Failed #9
9:03: Stage Failed #10
9:34: Stage Failed #11
16:08: Time Over and Stage Failed #12
16:58: Game Over

[@robbiezampini-is3en]

17:24: Continue

[@robbiezampini-is3en]

That danger sound theme is like Boss Battle theme!

[@instrumentalsongs500]

can you please do ways to failed missions of GTA Liberty City Stories and GTA Vice City Stories please

[@aaronman2817]

Good thing they changed the dialogue, because this is awful lol.

[@notsyzagts7967]

Yikes! Talk about needing a grammar check. This may be rare but not great by any means.