PJ Wayne he got is first record contract after a mining expedition discovered him. ore, he's listed under 1A in the periodic table for being metal and super active!
Jaron Moore That would be awesome but since his guitar isn't plugged into an amp and the camera is probably on a tripod 4 feet from the girl I'm going to have to say no.
He is the quiet mute lonely outsider poorguy in the corner with the hidden inner talent that you call at emergency situations and brings all people together to open their mouths in sheer awe. XD
Hey Rob, just wanted to drop by and say a huge thank you for the hilarious yet surprisingly impactful video! While it may seem silly, watching your content actually helped me overcome my fear of dental procedures. Your enthusiasm for music in general also inspired me to pick up the guitar, and since then, I've noticed a significant improvement in my overall psychological well-being. Keep spreading those good vibes and making awesome content! Cheers!
i was actually serious about wireless guitars - fairly common since people used to get hooked up on wires . You can even retrofit to normal guitar www.musiciansfriend.com/instrument-wireless-systems
I know. I'm a guitarist. :) I was actually being silly. You usually plug the wireless systems into the jack on the front though. Trick is to know how to set your leeds up to not come unplugged too.
here is the tab if anyone wants to learn it! www.ultimate-guitar.com/search.php?search_type=title&value=scallon+metal+inappropriate and then you can play it at a wedding or something...
I created a lesson video for this if you feel your library could use a concert too ;) How to play "Metal in Inappropriate Places" (ps don't actually do that)
He's like skwisgaar, he just practices constantly without an Amp, the music we hear is in his head, brings his guitar everywhere just silently shredding🤘🤘
I come back to watch this every few months just to remember the sacrifice Rob made to make this video so perfect, you don't see content creators any more that will give themselves neck pain for the rest of their life for one video 0:11
It’s a precaution so that they don’t accidentally screw up the part of their brain that allows them to play, or something like that at least, they do it with a lot of musicians
@@humanperson3779 Pretty much, yes. I think it's quite awesome.. They also do it in non-musicians, depending on where they operate, by asking patients to talk, move, or whatever. Just to reduce the chance of cutting parts that are important for our functioning. Well, most of the brain is important, but some things are easier to rebuild/relearn than others ;)
That’s called an awake craniotomy. It’s weird to operate on a person’s brain while talking with them. I did a brain biopsy on a patient once under local anesthetic and she was cracking jokes the whole time.
yeah that’s true, they do some brain surgery awake and have people do whatever their talent is during sometimes just to make sure the surgery doesn’t do something to ruin it.
It's just a public park, so we just went and started shooting. For all the other locations I of course got permission to shoot there and set up a time. Well my shower I guess I didn't need permission either, a third party doesn't need to get involved in my showering.
yep he has a 14/15 year old daughter i believe i could be wrong, but hes been married for a while now hes like 35+ right now idk his actual age, but that was his daughter in the video he talks about her in one of his recent FAQ mondays about him and her playing video games
haha the dentist part reminds me of myself. i had to get 2 wisdom teeth pulled a few years ago, and when he gave the the laughing gas i just started playing drums on my legs (with my hand ofc) the whole time he was in my mouth. laughing gas is grrrreat.
UserDude OHIOH yu0 say?!11 well than lallow me tw0 introdeuce,,,,,, ;0 Myname's is Donnie (or with a why).. I am a musicsain hailin from the rock capitul of th e world Ohio, united staest (the hal of fame is their- evan look it up), the grate city of Copley too be exzact/ Yuo no i no how to lay down that Akron(also home to the Balck eyeds Keys) sounde, as ist is in my bludd case there from theyre.,. in my spear time i also is a Ride Fullfillmint Represantitve at Moonlight limos in Akron.,also i huff ,,,yuh big whoope, rite?/ lol Anywhom but four the mostly im profesional musicsain. In a band called band called t Teh Riddalinin' Romeohs, thats' yuo prob hereing of,. and if not if yuo lake poon an lake good tunes,, then rock out to my shit, ifnot then yupor a fagas. p.ss. dale quiet sendin meh messsages on hear i no it's s yuo and its' just makein yuo look lake a fgas1 suncirely,,,,,,,,,,m DONIE
I love the badass guitar riff, it reminds me of Gojira. Rob, you’re my favorite guitarist on YT, always inspiring and interesting. Rob, I hope you’re doing good and thank you for the kickass video.
***** That's a good one. Mine would probably be Another One Bites the Dust. The following has actually happened: My grandmother was at some person's funeral. My uncle was there too. Just after the coffin had been laid into the grave, the navigator in his phone said ''You have arrived''.
Jax Teller That is a pretty badass way to go. Or just have it on a beach with everyone drinking rum, getting hammered and remembering the good times instead of the sad ones. With pirate metal playing.
The 1st rob scallon video that ive watch..n today youtube randomly suggest this again to me The video still entertain me after all these years...good job rob👍
To me those are all appropriate places for metal.
I dont think there have every been more appropriate places.
There are no places appropriate for metal. It's metal that is appropriate for every place.
Ayeee get off Whezzy's computer comment clone.
Damn skippee
Where is the wire ??
0:12 Yeah you can definitely see the dude in the chair working with the double bassdrums.
Ha ha ha😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I do that but I don't play drums
@@headphone_ As a drummer i always do that.
@@amarogz310 im a drummer and i do that all the time
Thank you for pointing this out. Made the video 5x better. I think as a metal head, drummer or not, we all do this.
My heart died when he has in the shower and the guitar WAS GETTING WET
It *hurts* man.
Even if this was fake it still hurt af
It’s a “Tradition” branded axe... water probably made it play better!
Sweeetinggg bulletssssssssss
It’s hurts to see a perfectly good guitar get soaked in water
Love how the guitar isn’t even plugged in so he looks like a crazy person to everyone
Yes Cuz plugging it in would have made it any less crazy... 😑
Imagine thinking it wasn't pre-planned
Nah bro. He's using the Bluetooth guitar
Yepppppppppppp
@@cdool2223 no really, we couldn’t tell by all the obvious clues, jackass
There is no such thing as an inappropriate place for Metal.
Totally agree.
checkerace50 exactly what im saying ✊😤
A plastic factory!
Amen.
Agreed
This guy is so Metal I bet he rusts in the shower.
Lol ikr
He's so metal that if you put him in the room with a non metal band, they'd form an ionic bond.
KodRaiN
Hahahahahahaha! Best thing I've heard all week XD
PJ Wayne he got is first record contract after a mining expedition discovered him.
ore,
he's listed under 1A in the periodic table for being metal and super active!
KodRaiN
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! XD
that must've been awkward headbanging to no music
+MR. MIRTH it may have not been plugged in, but that doesn't mean you can't play
But still...
MR. MIRTH but still it makes a noise, so there still was music
It still makes a sound without it plugged in, its quiet though.
@@Mark-gd5vr yeah
1:16 WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK!
At first I thought ouch but then I realized no one would hit a man just groovin’... right?
Best moment 😂
ya there’s no way he could’ve stopped and not hurt him lol
That was so convincing
BIRD UP!
1:00 Damn didn’t know Luke Skywalker played metal so well.
More like Jared dines
More like a guy named Rusty who Dutch oven’s his cat at night
The first swingset scene was gold
RatSitnov so is the person running at him with a tennis racket XD
+weiner shnitzel That tennis guy was metal as fuck, but I guess since there's no stage to dive off of, he had to improvise. XD
RatSitnov, I love how the sound gets chopped up nicely.
I was expecting a funeral
no, that's an appropriate place
Its an appropriate place at my funeral.
Jacob Goodman lol
Jacob Goodman direct to hell
Bruno Ramírez My funeral song
1:14 he was going for the kill
His thinking is derrailed.
The greatest scene
0:50 who doesn't do this?
ok that was akward
Jaron Moore That would be awesome but since his guitar isn't plugged into an amp and the camera is probably on a tripod 4 feet from the girl I'm going to have to say no.
irishmike2182
Go away, no one likes you Anthony.
AntasRT He's okay, I just wish he'd review albums that most people actually listen to.
If metal is ever inappropriate then I don't wanna be appropriate.
***** Thank you bro
***** that username deep bro
Amen
BROOTAL \m/
\m/
Up next: *drumming in inappropriate places*
The Hardest Button to Button
clown core
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Subscribe to Slipknot man
Oh yurrr?
1:15 the guy jumped over the net!
Fate is like a tennis net
The ball will hit it
But which side will it land on
sauce for your pfp please
bro 23 heathrow has been waiting for 2 months give a man an answer
@@madiserket2 coomer
@@watermelonsocks7275 hol up thats a jojo ref, right?
Dude in the library was doing the double bass with his feet. Epic.
***** I'm glad someone else noticed. :P
0:12 That guy in the library is on the double bass isn't he
Yepp lol
Watch him tap his feet
Hahahahahahaha!!!
He is the quiet mute lonely outsider poorguy in the corner with the hidden inner talent that you call at emergency situations and brings all people together to open their mouths in sheer awe. XD
venrakdrake haha totally!!
Hey Rob, just wanted to drop by and say a huge thank you for the hilarious yet surprisingly impactful video! While it may seem silly, watching your content actually helped me overcome my fear of dental procedures. Your enthusiasm for music in general also inspired me to pick up the guitar, and since then, I've noticed a significant improvement in my overall psychological well-being. Keep spreading those good vibes and making awesome content! Cheers!
Wait a minute, there are inappropriate places for metal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
+MetallicaRules There aren't. That's why this video is funny.
ayyy
MetallicaRules Or Mars.. Pluto is a death to me.
Greg Dancz I agree Metallica is the absolute fucking best
you're right
I bet I'm not the only one who thought the video was buffering at 00:36
i reloaded page, then when it got to that part again i was like OHhhhhhhh. lol
9 years later, I know, but me too.
wait metal in the shower is inappropriate? then I have been doing it wrong every day
It's okay man, we've all been there.
crap...
You should try real life sometimes.
xkcd.com/305/ wetriffs
0:47 The downard spiral
Lmao
Wow you’ve accurately represented my life
NO PLACE IS INNAPROPIATE FOR METAL \m/
Not sure the dentist's chair is the best place for it though, at least not during your appointment with said dentist.
Was about to say that.
How 'bout the church where there are much religious fucks?
Purple Shirted Eye Stabber Then it depends on the lyrics, not the genre of music.
HELL YEAH!!!!
Was he at the DJENTist 😆
I hate/love you
i don't know if i love you or i hate you
Tristan Radeka that's not very DJENTalmenly
+Tom Jefferson ok you got me with that one 😂
I can't figure out if this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, or the most brilliant pun that would almost put Colin Mochrie out of a job.....
1:07 her face says true love :')
hhahahahahahaha shit, anyway, he most be an awesome dad
no hate they look like brother and sister
@@fimlviaquez3936 how you know she is his daughter
There's a missing comment bros 😂, my second one is the answer for that, I obiously know she's not her daughter
@@fimlviaquez3936 oh, ok
This randomly came on my feed and after feeling so down yesterday this is exactly what my heart needed this today.
Woah, you have a magic electric guitar that works without electricity!
Lorenzo Giani taught the same obviusly but looks like no one reallieses that 😂😂
Lorenzo Giani, all guitars can work without electricity
You ruined the joke, thanks
I was gonna say that 😂
Lorenzo Giani its battery powered
All this proves is that there is no such thing as an inappropriate place for metal!
Love how the guitar isn't plugged in...
They have wireless guitars now :P
uhuh... they also have bodyless guitars too... called Air Guitars or something. I think Apple makes them right? ;o)
i was actually serious about wireless guitars - fairly common since people used to get hooked up on wires .
You can even retrofit to normal guitar
www.musiciansfriend.com/instrument-wireless-systems
I know. I'm a guitarist. :) I was actually being silly. You usually plug the wireless systems into the jack on the front though. Trick is to know how to set your leeds up to not come unplugged too.
That moment you realize the guitar isn’t even plugged in
If “that moment” wasn’t right away then please consider never getting out of bed in the morning.
@@neoneherefrom5836 _Nobody liked that_
No it’s so metal, it doesn’t need an amp.
NE One Here From Yeah get out of bed in the afternoon instead
@@pollomagico271 19 people did
Never an inappropriate place for metal....
Sometimes a good place for metal
here is the tab if anyone wants to learn it!
www.ultimate-guitar.com/search.php?search_type=title&value=scallon+metal+inappropriate
and then you can play it at a wedding or something...
nostaletropbiendu39 you will if you practice
Mario Filipović exactly!
Rob Scallon Dude you beat youtube my fav youtuber. I'd love to sing on any of your songs.
+Prabhden The Origami Master (Prabhdengami) Oh my god....
+Protestant Alien give him a break man maybe he's a beginner or something
I created a lesson video for this if you feel your library could use a concert too ;)
How to play "Metal in Inappropriate Places"
(ps don't actually do that)
Aye what's the dentist's lady named she's cute cx
There was a metalcore concert at my local library once.
***** who jerks off to porno mags anymore douche
sure ... he forgot youporn did exist
Marc Weaver Hey, nothing wrong with old technology if it still works!
Every place is appropriate for metal.
Virtuoso80 k
He's like skwisgaar, he just practices constantly without an Amp, the music we hear is in his head, brings his guitar everywhere just silently shredding🤘🤘
You forgot to plug the guitar.
It's not supposed to be plugged in.
the library gal seems to have no problem hearing it.
............Dude.....WTF!
Pale Horse of the Apocalypse so what's the point?
xMElpx The point is to be annoying as fuck
I'm a dentist, and I WANT A PATIENT LIKE HIM!!!!!!
where are you? I will respond
+TNTnor Djentist?
I'm eating candy so then I can have an excuse to go.
+TNTnor - The most djentist dentist. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+TNTnor Im not a dentist, but I want an assistant like her.
I though it said “Metal in appropriate places” and I was like YES.
It's 2024, and I'm not mad this popped up in my feed. Thanks Al!
You miss: a bar mitzvah, when using public baths, a job interview, when piloting a plane, when YOU are the surgeon.
Gaspare Burgio I'm pretty sure Misha Mansoor played guitar at a bar mitzvah at least once in his life.
I can not pass the dude in the library doing the double bass with his feet
Hosprital, funeral, CHURCH ......just saying
Sickness, Death, Demons.
those all fit metal
Salty Goat SO TRUE OMG
Salty Goat I'm an funny and I found this atheist.
A church is the perfect time for metal. Trust me, I go to a liberal church! 😂😂
Bitch the title says inappropriate
0:12 the guy is doing a double kick with his feet
Levels of difficulty :
Easy
Med.
Hard
Rob scallon
oh god your pfp gave me a whiplash of horrendous memories from when I was a Reddit user😭
1:08 looks like he fell right on that geetar 😂
"Guitar" bro not geetar
@@MdickieFilms geetar
@@potatotactics1398 😒 its guitar
@@MdickieFilms geetar
benny667 bro it’s geetar
Upvote earned at 0:39
But - Not in church? Not in pre-school? Not in the cold dark void of intergalactic space?
as for church, some charismatic church actually arranges music into something metal :P
the rest, I couldn't comment.
Seriously, you should be able to tell when metal is inappropriate!
Because you can't hear it in space. :)
Vela S
Actually, you may be right! i.imgur.com/n5L0MXu.gif
pre-school would be so epic
Too bad there can be no sound in the cold dark void of intergalactic space tho..
Otherwise I'm sure he would have done it! ;)
Every place is an appropriate place for metal.
ShadowGamerOmega That comment is so metal.
0:32
I felt that . . Extremely hard
The tennis court scene made me laugh
He died for sure after few seconds
Lol same that dude charged him full speed
These were all appropriate places
Cept maybe in the shower, water and electric guitars usually don't mix
no place is inappropriate for metal
+Pair of Timbs except baths and over protected friends
PIlotrcm the library is the most appropriate
nice touch with the swing set bit; it was the biggest laugh...
There’s never really a bad place to rock out on some metal music
When metal is life and you can't stop playing it.
I didn't know John Oliver was a part time dentist.
Pedro Palma I think you mean djentist
Yeah John Oliver and Eva Elfie
Metal on inappropriate guitars
Alestorm - Drink :)
you're really pulling some strings there ethan
Haha, "Metal On a 7/8 Pink Squire Strat"
*pulls out my ukulele*
You ever heard of tenacious d my friend?
I come back to watch this every few months just to remember the sacrifice Rob made to make this video so perfect, you don't see content creators any more that will give themselves neck pain for the rest of their life for one video 0:11
That swing scene though. hahaa
+Gabe Guadagnin At first I checked if my speakers suddenly broke down.
+Gabe Guadagnin Yeah, swing scene is great!
That was pretty hilarious haha
Agreed
I lost my shit at that one!
you didn't try church :)
anyway as always cool vid :)
SuperNateq I’m the guitarist at my church and when I have free time there I shred megadeth😂😂
SuperNateq depending on what kind of metal that might not be inappropriate
He would probably get arrested for that
hussguy1990 Lmao, playing Brutal Death Metal...
hussguy1990 if he plays fucked by an anchor it would be inappropriate.
That part on the swing was priceless
Fun fact: when a metal guitarist has to undergo brain surgery, he/she might be asked to play some metal while the neurologists perk in his/her brain
Wait what
It’s a precaution so that they don’t accidentally screw up the part of their brain that allows them to play, or something like that at least, they do it with a lot of musicians
@@humanperson3779 Pretty much, yes. I think it's quite awesome..
They also do it in non-musicians, depending on where they operate, by asking patients to talk, move, or whatever. Just to reduce the chance of cutting parts that are important for our functioning.
Well, most of the brain is important, but some things are easier to rebuild/relearn than others ;)
That’s called an awake craniotomy. It’s weird to operate on a person’s brain while talking with them. I did a brain biopsy on a patient once under local anesthetic and she was cracking jokes the whole time.
yeah that’s true, they do some brain surgery awake and have people do whatever their talent is during sometimes just to make sure the surgery doesn’t do something to ruin it.
See this would be brutal if it was done at a funeral.
+Joniden Brutal death metal at inappropriate places :D
+Joniden That would be Dethklok level of awesome.
+gallan30 black metal
+gallan30 Trve Kvlt
+Joniden Electric funeral!
This dudes Metal is better than most of the metal coming out these days.
+Matt Taylor Very true. He is an amazingly talented musician.
Typical "music today" comment.
You sound like a retarded ass boomer with no brain cells, have a nice day 😂
There's no such thing as inappropriate place for metal, metal appropriate for all times & places man
but is it appropriate on all guitars
that is the real question
i want this youtube to come back
Do you have to get permissions and stuff like to film in a kids park or does no one care (hope it's the 2nd one), just wondering.
It's just a public park, so we just went and started shooting. For all the other locations I of course got permission to shoot there and set up a time. Well my shower I guess I didn't need permission either, a third party doesn't need to get involved in my showering.
Rob Scallon But what if we want to get involved with it?
+A. Cunningham Am I late to the party?
***** All right where and when we doing this?
Sir Huebert Cumberdale more the merrier. especially now
In the end you sound like Wade from GTA 5 :D
HAHAHA couldn't agree more
fucc boii lol
+Branislav Bihary lol
+Branislav Bihary I knew i heard this voice somewhere... Thanks ! :D
There is never an inappropiate place for metal :)
Inappropiate* just noticed, sorry.
There is never an inappropriate place for metal :) (Thanks to Thane Krios for the spelling correction).
Gerardo González Actually it's inappropriate.
Thanks a lot, didn`t know.
This video is almost 10 years old and still an absolute lark.
I love his John Green shirt - it's my second favorite part of this video (the first part being the rest of the goddamn video)!
I think it's time for Metal in Inappropriate Places II.
i like how fluffs head stock peeks in lol. then his daughter trying not to laugh at the whole scene
wait I didn't know he had kids
yep he has a 14/15 year old daughter i believe i could be wrong, but hes been married for a while now hes like 35+ right now idk his actual age, but that was his daughter in the video he talks about her in one of his recent FAQ mondays about him and her playing video games
haha i thought that was his little sister or somthing
hes not married he devorced quite a while ago now
I know, but he's been married before that for a quite a bit and has a daughter. And he got divorced back in march-April not to long.
0:36 I thought my video was buffering. Well played. Here's your like. 👍
"Hi can I book an appointment?"
Sorry all our dentists are... busy...
Hahaha, the music cuts when he moves out of view, love it!
haha the dentist part reminds me of myself. i had to get 2 wisdom teeth pulled a few years ago, and when he gave the the laughing gas i just started playing drums on my legs (with my hand ofc) the whole time he was in my mouth.
laughing gas is grrrreat.
Ikr
Haha he was "in your mouth"
UserDude OHIOH yu0 say?!11 well than lallow me tw0 introdeuce,,,,,, ;0
Myname's is Donnie (or with a why).. I am a musicsain hailin from the rock capitul of th e world Ohio, united staest (the hal of fame is their- evan look it up), the grate city of Copley too be exzact/ Yuo no i no how to lay down that Akron(also home to the Balck eyeds Keys) sounde, as ist is in my bludd case there from theyre.,. in my spear time i also is a Ride Fullfillmint Represantitve at Moonlight limos in Akron.,also i huff ,,,yuh big whoope, rite?/ lol
Anywhom but four the mostly im profesional musicsain. In a band called band called t Teh Riddalinin' Romeohs, thats' yuo prob hereing of,. and if not if yuo lake poon an lake good tunes,, then rock out to my shit, ifnot then yupor a fagas.
p.ss. dale quiet sendin meh messsages on hear i no it's s yuo and its' just makein yuo look lake a fgas1
suncirely,,,,,,,,,,m
DONIE
Donnie Hicks grammar?
Donnie Hicks Not sure why, but I am proud of this.
My two daughter really like this video. Thank you for the video. Keep supporting metal🤘
It was probably so hard for Rob to not headbang while at the the dentist
comedy + guitar = rob scallon
The guy in the library is playing the double kick drums😂
I love the badass guitar riff, it reminds me of Gojira.
Rob, you’re my favorite guitarist on YT, always inspiring and interesting.
Rob, I hope you’re doing good and thank you for the kickass video.
I suppose a funeral was entirely too appropriate for playing Metal?
I was thinking the same thing
Do you know the perfect funeral song?
Jax Teller Emperial March. That's what I'd like to be played at my funeral if I wasn't planning on being cremated.
***** That's a good one. Mine would probably be Another One Bites the Dust.
The following has actually happened: My grandmother was at some person's funeral. My uncle was there too. Just after the coffin had been laid into the grave, the navigator in his phone said ''You have arrived''.
Jax Teller That is a pretty badass way to go.
Or just have it on a beach with everyone drinking rum, getting hammered and remembering the good times instead of the sad ones. With pirate metal playing.
This is my favourite anime.
***** well thanks man
Guitar Art Online 😂💕👍
That man does not know how to play tennis.
was I in the wrong key?
Rob Scallon Ahahaha you owe me a new keyboard lol
Rob Scallon
CFA#D#GC works as well. I have to say it soulds better in this tuneing.
I just love how this guy is able to reproduce drums beats with his guitar, such a genious musician!
The only thing inappropriate about this video is what I would do to that blonde nurse. 👌
iMeinL 07 lol
The opening riff is like the main riff from envy
The chick in the bathroom was hilarious the way she was trying so hard not to laugh.
That is Ryan's daughter.
The 1st rob scallon video that ive watch..n today youtube randomly suggest this again to me
The video still entertain me after all these years...good job rob👍
You should see the uke club series, hilarious
rob is such a god that he can djent without an amp
Metal is never inappropriate.
Adam Stringer so true
But seriously at dental clinic
He will hold that guitar in his funeral.
Thanks TH-cam recommendations! I needed this! 😂
1:23 What she is worried about? The guitar isn't even plugged in.
thats how heavy it is lmao
Now, what song is this? Something self-composed? It's catchy. It's good. I want this!
thanks! and yep :)
composed just for this video dft.ba/-iTunesInInappropriatePlaces
0:13 guy on the chair is playing the drums =)
Lol he is doing that dubble bass xD
This is an awesome video! Great job guys
0:23 GOJIRA TIME !!!!
The heaviest pickslides of the universe.
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
YEAHHHHH!
AMEN!!! \m/\m/\m/\m/
he went to the djentist
0:42 that's a very cool riff, why not make a full instrumental song of this lol
ngl this would make for a great music video