The World's Best Comebacks and Burns | Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.
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Lydia and Evelyn first meeting was one of the iconic moments of all time!!
YES I REMEMBER THAT.THE SAME STYLE ,COSTUME,REFERENCES ETC
Evelyn was meeting her psychological twin
@@irawilliams343 In show her name is Lidia.They bouth (Evelyn & Lidia)sels houses,same woredrobe(costumes),the right hand at the hip,etc...And at the morning Charlie ,when his mother came and saw how they two talk an act "he was baummm"."I'm sleeping with my mother😅😅😅😅😅
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Yes it was!!
As was Berta's line, "The only difference between those 2 women is one of them you came out of one of them you going ...!!"
Evelyn: Berta, can I have some coffee?
Berta: What's stopping you?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Conchata was perfect for the role of Berta.
Both Berta & Evelyn had mostly great lines but she always knocked it out of the park, even with weaker jokes.
What to say ??you are right and just wana send you 👍👍💖💖💖💖💖
"Not so sexy when it happens to you, huh?" It took me years to FINALLY get that one 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dare I ask what prompted the comparison?
AND what took you so long?
The best 😂😂😂😂😂
'Cause it happened to you?😁
"Going in or coming out?" Best comeback ever! You do not fuck with Berta XDXD
Guffaw! Too funny!
You got that right!! Luv Berta RIP
Got that right never fuck with Berta
Yes that a great thought
I actually didn’t quite understand that one - would somebody care to explain it to me? Thanks in advance!
Berta was SAVAGE. I love her. Evelyn was great, smiling and throwing major shade.
“ A pitcher of margaritas and a cheap gas station condom.” Poor Alan. He was doomed since at conception. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aren't we all?
Imagine a vile vermin mother who calls her son an accident and unplanned child 😢
Berta is the best character ever made. So sad she passed away.
the actor passed away but her character will make people laugh and cheer up for years to come
George Costanza is 1 Berta is Top 10 though
@@citizendissidentiv2488 not even close! George was so annoying! Berta was AWESOME, even on her worse moments!
George comes no where close to Berta...her witty comebacks are pure gold
@@sachinsingh5100 nowhere*
With all due respect to Charlie, who will always be number one, these two ladies definitely were close contenders. Fire. 🔥
Them fiery redheads
Two and a half men one of the best shows ever. Too bad it ended. RIP Berta.
It end for me when Charlie Sheen imploded.
The car theft and sodomy line was really good. Rest in peace Conchata, you are missed.
"going in or coming out" CLEVER!!!
Evelyn's sarcasm is gold 😂😂
After a long days work I loved coming home & watching this show to bring smiles & joy to my day.
Ye,but i look that at evening
To sleep happyle
Berta and Charlie had an amazing chemistry
it was a tv show
@@davidjones-vx9juOk?
As long as we are discussing dinner choices, why don't you bite me!! 😂😂😂😂 Berta was the best!!
I just loved Berta, she was the best. No one else could have played that character as good. RIP Conchetta
The girls, without any doubt, got the much more savage lines.
Those two characters are so amazing! They really made me scream every time they were on. Berta, rest her soul, just killed me with her stuff.
Evelyn & Berta made that show extraordinary ❤❤
and Rose
I absolutely loved Berta on the show 😂
One of the best shows ever made in tv history until season 8
"Going in or coming out"😂😂😂
Berta and Evelyn who where the only ones who could put Charlie in his place . Allen was easy bait for Charlie . But those two had Charlie’s number 😂
Back off Zippy, you want pillow talk you have to spoon me first….🤣
🤣🤣🤣 had me dying
Pitcher of margaritas, and a gas station condom..
Hilarious 😂
Zippy
You had the scene, but you missed berta saying "might as well take one of these sacks, since yours is empty" One of her best lines of the whole show!
6:42 should be advice in every new marrige . This is gold .🤣🤣😅
Berta was the heart and soul of the show. Love Conchata Ferrel
YES YESVYES☺😅😅😅😅😅💖💖💖💖💖💖
Berta was the BEST! She stole the show. I loved her!
RIP Berta, best character in this show, bar none
I love Berta she was funny as hell
Berta's spoon me comment just got me! 🤣
Berta must be one of the best characters ever to grace the TV screen. Conchata Ferrell's role of Berta just makes this series a hit. I watched this series just to see her demolish all who got in her way.
It's gonna take a LOOOOOONG time for this show to age out.
I still watch the first few seasons late at night before going to sleep. It never gets stale. Another sitcom cast with magical chemistry and stellar writers attuned to each character's personality.
It'll never age out - excellence is timeless!
R.I.P. BERTA u beautiful funny lady❤
She was one of the funniest character. May God rest her soul ❤🙏
There is no god. Grow up.
Berta is the queen they should do a young Berta I'd watch that lmfao
Yes,good good idea!!Smth, like "young Sheldon" from "The big bang.."
Berta was an absolute legend RIP.
The 2 most savage characters on the show no contest
This show was not the same after Charlie Sheen got fired. Ashton Kutcher just didn’t have the same comedy genius as Charlie.
Zippy carried this show afterwards
💯💯💯💯💯💯
That's the truth?
@@old_school_oldies Yes he did he's so funny
True
"Berta" should have had her own show after Charlie died appropriately entitled "Berta"!
Yes yes yes ❤❤❤👌👌👌👌
I though that they'd make a compilation of Berta & Evelyn trading insults to each other... Not disappointed though
loved this show and all played the parts so well
Let's be honest, Evelyn wasn't prepared for that bus ad line
Back off Zippy 😂
A forever famous line
You want pillow talk you gotta spoon me first
@@AnimeLord512
While a funny one, the thought of it occurring is tough to envision (LOL)!
0:47 surprised me when I found out that roses father is played by Charlie Sheen’s actual father
Yes his name is Martin Sheen, great actor in his own right. I knew him before Charlie was even out of grade school.
YES, a good one😅😅😅😅
*Rose's
Watch "Wall Street", great movie, he plays Charlie's father there.
He also played uncle Ben in The Amazing Spider-Man.
Martin Sheen. It's okay, you can just say Martin Sheen.
Charlie: Are you kidding me who knows more about girls than your uncle Charlie?
Berta: Warren Beatty, Bill Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell
Gosh, I miss this show!
2:47 his face LOL
The Best Show EVER during the Charlie Harper Years … Once Charlie Sheen was ousted the show jump the shark BIG TIME!!!
What "genius" decided to add the annoying background noise??? 🙄🙄🙄😴😴😴
I thought I was the only person who found canned laughter beyond annoying 🤮
Say what!! This is always been one of my number one sitcoms TV shows... The thing I love about it the whole cast is hilarious even the guest, Charlie's no joke he got real booze on the set, my dude 🍻
THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME
God, what I’d do to have an aunt like Berta…
Should have called it “Berta’s best hits”
RIP, Conchata Farrell...
i wish i had a maid like Berta
Excellent writing
I think God gave us children so death won't be such a disappointment...... best quote and very true !!!!!
Love this show forever
LOVE Berta🥰🥰🥰 RIP!
I love Berta she is quick witted.
" You really shouldn't see him like this Jake "
Flicks the towel , draps it over Charlie's head
" There now you can eat your breakfast "
Great show and great cast 😊
Evelyn is the Barney of this show.
🙏🙏🙏🙏 PIP Berta .....always kept it real 😍😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is so weird to think Evelen and Berta are both the same age
3:41 bait and switch ironically enough my uncle said that 😆
Berta is my hero!!!!
6:34: YOU FORGOT TO OUT WHEN BERTHA SAID: "BUT THERE WAS NO ONE BETTER"
Berta was the best thing to come outta West Virginia since Jerry West. RIP...
2:56 This is still the funniest joke in the show.
Berta and Charly are so legit underrated
🤣 Absolutely love this show. currently rewatching on peacock.
7:26 my favourite 😂
The bloopers of the show are great. I learned that Charlie Sheen is a straight-up actor and Jon Cryer would belt out Broadway ballads when mistakes were made.
Berta is gold.godbless chick.
One of the best show ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear to you Berta was off scripting... she wrote her own lines 😂😂😂
😂All the actors and actresses were fantastic on Two & A Half Men😂
They forgot
Charlie: My girlfriend is getting an award.
Evelyn: I thought the adult film awards were in Vegas.
Charlie: No, she's a judge.
Evelyn: For the adult film awards?
I wonder if they are planning a reboot.
This suddenly appeared on my timeline.
Don't mess with Berta!
2 of my favorite characters.
Three very wise women there lol absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
Berta had one burn too many and her flame got put out.
Who else here would have fired Berta not longer than after her first week at your house?
The Best show ever!!!!! I love it
I’ve seen every episode seasons 1-8 so many times and here I am watching clips on you-tube!
One of the reasons why I love this show despite Charlie's misogyny was Berta
I feel so bad for the poor boy trapped in the back of the car with Harper the Harpie
I've always loved Evelyn's outfits
and Rose's outfits
Freaking Awesome👍👍 show❤️❤️🤗🤗👍👍
Better put on sun screen or numbing ointment because when these two say their lines. someone or somebody is about to get burned.
Be4ta was so Savage
Miss this show
3:42
Berta Vs Carla from Cheers would be amazing
We love her
I love Berta she is very good she makes the show