Watching Brittany just Google stuff while talking in a stream of consciousness is low-key some of my favorite content, feels like we’re just hanging out at someone’s house
Well, I suppose that is what's happening lol. Just that we aren't actually in the room with her. It's just Brittany hanging in her house chatting to the walls (us)
and they have amazing rewatch value because none of the information actually sticks in my head aside from the differentiation between bovine, cow, bull, and heifer
@@currie.09 not January 6 of this year, but when trump was still president he said that a bunch of his supporters should come to the White House cause he was going to be there, but he wasn’t. It was just a bunch of trump supporters rioting and destroying stuff, like 3 people died
Imagine Brittany's old boss at the bank looks to see what she is up to and she sees her using her bank skills to figure out how much of a liability Santa is for health insurance
To be fair we are living in an even greater depression rn (statistically speaking, we make less now than people did in the great depression). So honestly this holds up
santa was created from the people who got high off reindeer pee (because the red amanita is deadly in a large amount for humans so the pee is "filtered mushrooms"). So it was because reindeer were getting high off amanita mushrooms (the red one from super mario) People saw this and they started to harvest them and were hung on a pine tree. Therefore christmas and santa
INFIDELITY BRIT YOURE KILLING ME 😂 the nature of this podcast is so parasocial and then when this happens im pulling my hair out cause i cant tell my good judy the answer
I think we work together. I love the poisonous plants and 3d printed furry mask you hold trail mix in on your desk. Your cubicle is so much cooler compared to mine
In Australia, (or Victoria at least) the governments make a section of their discussion that they air on the news saying that they officially grant Santa permission to enter the airspace, and they have a member of the air traffic control talk saying that they have already made contact with Santa to be able to establish him on the flight radars. It's actually so cute that they go to this effort
@@lindseyhendrix2405 I found one which is the Irish government (but is pretty much the same thing that ours was) th-cam.com/video/8iWC4Zf8AQg/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=TheIndependent . And one from our news th-cam.com/video/fLkILVPJ3C4/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=TODAY . hahaha love it
@@lindseyhendrix2405 I found an Irish Government clip (but pretty much the same) th-cam.com/users/shortsMKrlRFfjYcc And one from Australian news th-cam.com/video/2Uxmy_8p4c0/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=7NEWSAustralia !! so good
This episode was the definition of an internet black hole 🕳 tangent where you end up with 30 new tabs that you'll never close, "just in case!" and you can't remember what started it. 😂😭
Not our supreme leader coming up with the concept for, writing the script, and performing an entire SNL skit in the span of about 3 minutes, Lorne Micheals could never
Lorne doesn't write the scripts; the writers do. He also doesn't perform; the performers do. Lorne is just the big man behind the scenes. You don't have to like SNL or Lorne, but please give credit to the amazing people who work diligently on that show. Some of the most incredible people got their start on SNL, whether they were cast or crew. I don't know where I would be today if Amy Poehler's career didn't skyrocket during her time on SNL! She is legitimately one of the bravest and funniest people I know! But I'll be damned if anyone credits Lorne for HER work!
I had to watch this in three sessions and I literally came back to her learning about norad had me cryyyying. And then I started laughing cuz like, imagine her assigned agent looking at her search history and instead of being alarmed they know they'll just see why on the pod on Monday 😂😂😂
Not me having an existential crisis thinking about how ‘infidel’ is decidedly not a term we use to denote someone guilty of ‘infidelity’ why is English the bane of my existence
BRITTNEY!! I grew up having a very german Christmas!! I loved it! We did most of the celebrations and presents in the evening. You would go to church first and learn about the birth story of christ. Then we we would a traditional dinner. And i’m germany it’s very common to have real candles on the tree. It’s the most magical christmas
🎄 🎅 I've ways wanted to visit Germany or Austria during Christmas time. Go to a Christmas market and eat the most delicious food. Listen to the beautiful singing in the churches, it sounds so lovely! 😄
I’ve been watching Brittany since 7th grade I’m in 11th now and I watched her after I recovered from my wisdom teeth removal she’s been there for me for all of it. I love you brit
i’ve been rewatching literally all these episodes because i’m ✨heartbroken✨ and she makes me feel better but this is my favorite episode of them all😂😂 it is so funny i laugh my ass off every goddamn time. i love this woman with every fiber of my being omfg
Raised as a “southern baptist” and born on Easter (an Easter Baby if you will), I thank you for this rendition of the story that I will pass down to our future generations in the Haus of Broski 🙏🏼😂🐰
This episode absolutely slayed me. I grew up in the Catholic church (now removed) and I pissed myself at the idea of Door Dash pulling up to Jesus' tombò
I absolutely love this podcast more than words to describe. It gives me a really comforting nostalgic feeling with how I find myself literally counting down the days & hours until every Tuesday 😭 it reminds me of when I was in middleschool and the very first thing I'd do when I got home is hop on my computer and check if any of my favorite youtubers uploaded a new video. I haven't been this excited to indulge in someones content in years and it makes me feel like I've gotten my spark back. Thank you, supreme leader 🙏🏻
as a polish catholic it's so fun to watch brittany discover who st. nicolas is and that baby jesus/angel are bringing gifts to us. in some regions it's also father frost! also we do celebrate st. nicolas on 6th of december! we get gifts then too! they're usually left near our beds cuz we put up christmas tree around 24th! i think the image of the old grandpa dressed in red has only been around for around 100 years lol
me literally screaming “INFIEL” at my phone at 12:16 because I know she’s combining infidelity and the spanish word for unfaithful, hence her arrival at infidel 😭
Watching Brittany just Google stuff while talking in a stream of consciousness is low-key some of my favorite content, feels like we’re just hanging out at someone’s house
Well, I suppose that is what's happening lol. Just that we aren't actually in the room with her. It's just Brittany hanging in her house chatting to the walls (us)
It’s got that same energy as Jenna Marbles’ old Google Deep Dive videos, which makes me realize Brit could make killer 2024 versions of those too
@@bratwurstred do you guys remember when Brittany went to Jenna & Julian’s house in like early 2020 or something, that was unreal
@@quason__ This is the first time I’ve heard of this!!! What??? It’s time to deep dive and educate myself
it’s perfect for when i want to self isolate 💀
"what the **** was i talking about ...oh Mary at the Holiday Express checking in"
me yelling the word 'infidelity' like she can hear me.
me rn
Same 😭
I think she meant a different word! Like the english equivalent of “infiel” from spanish
EXACTLY
me too
My favorite types of the Broski report are the ones where she just sits on Google and googles anything that comes to her brain we love learning
and they have amazing rewatch value because none of the information actually sticks in my head aside from the differentiation between bovine, cow, bull, and heifer
12:15 me in my car (hands off the wheel ofc) screaming INFIDELITY INFIDELITY
“let’s dissect santa’s involvement in… january 6th” made me choke
What happened on Jan 6th?? 😭😭
@@currie.09 not January 6 of this year, but when trump was still president he said that a bunch of his supporters should come to the White House cause he was going to be there, but he wasn’t. It was just a bunch of trump supporters rioting and destroying stuff, like 3 people died
Reading this comment before she says it still made me scream
Fr I was taken aback at first and then said “ok no, yeah, lets discuss actually”
Imagine Brittany's old boss at the bank looks to see what she is up to and she sees her using her bank skills to figure out how much of a liability Santa is for health insurance
She was also an insurance agent so I think this is from that more than the bank
@@ViViihAires either way love a educated women
LMFAO THIS HAS ME DEAD
my roommates and I gather around to watch the broski report like families did for FDR’s fire side chats during the great depression
This is the best comparison ever lmao
I CANT
No fr this is the correct vibe
To be fair we are living in an even greater depression rn (statistically speaking, we make less now than people did in the great depression). So honestly this holds up
SCREAMING
my years of christian education were to solely understand brittany’s religious rants and i’m so grateful
same boat 🫡😂 there’s so many gems in this.
“Don’t marshmallows have horse bones in it?”
*proceeds to be horrified as Google tells her exactly that*
😂
You can make marshmallows out of the flower marshmallow too.
Jesus saying "Leave the doordash in front of the tombstone" has me ROLLING
😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀 🤣
I want someone to animate this so bad 🤣
* Peeps noises *
I love her mind 😭❤
….like the stone ??? 😂
Not me scream laughing “INFIDELITY”
I was screaming INFIDELIOUS 😂😂😂
Shaking my TV throwing hands on the nuke button and YELLING “ITS INFIDELITY” 😂
Or infiel for the Spanish learners/ speakers
SAME LIKE GURL😂
I was screaming it at the screen too! haha
you’re the only person on this planet that could make me sit through an hour long video talking about christian lore. i can’t believe i just did that
No fr😭
literally!!
santa was created from the people who got high off reindeer pee (because the red amanita is deadly in a large amount for humans so the pee is "filtered mushrooms"). So it was because reindeer were getting high off amanita mushrooms (the red one from super mario) People saw this and they started to harvest them and were hung on a pine tree. Therefore christmas and santa
Fun idea: Brittany goes and claims the North Pole, Broski nation becomes real, we all move there.
This is the forward thinking we need
I like everything about this except the part where you spelled her name wrong. 😅
@@Eeeppy my bad I fixed it 😭😭
it’ll be cold! our brittle, petite bodies won’t be able to handle it! 😥
„Did Christ have a child“ - „oh her name is Sarah“ KILLED ME
INFIDELITY BRIT YOURE KILLING ME 😂 the nature of this podcast is so parasocial and then when this happens im pulling my hair out cause i cant tell my good judy the answer
SAMEEEEE oml she was doing me in with that one
it’s probably cause in spanish it’s infiel
Screaming going down the highway realizing that “infidel” really does seem like the root word for “infidelity”
This is my favorite lol
i think she wanted adultery
"Morter and Peel... Key and Peele...take your morty and pesto..."
I will now forever call my mortar and pestle, morty and pesto 😂
"Does God approve of rocky road?" needs to be on a shirt
god stays in heaven because he fears what he created 😂
PLEASE
literally🤣
@@PlanetHertzlmaooooo
@@PlanetHertzokay I see you Steve Buscemi in spy kids 😂
I NEED to hear Brittany’s retelling of the ENTIRE BIBLE!!!! I’m begging you 🙏🏼💀✝️🤠
I second this. All the top 10 most well known Bible stories 😂😂
I think it's really sweet that the Irish Parlament announces a permission for Santa to enter Irish airspace every year.
The Met Eireann (our weather people) also report that santa has left the North Pole on the six one news.
joseph wasn’t the step father, he was the father that stepped up!
Bahaha!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
that, or Mary's rapist...
LMAO
❤❤❤
😂😂😂😂
This podcast it’s what gets me through another painful corporate Tuesday. God bless our leader
I think we work together. I love the poisonous plants and 3d printed furry mask you hold trail mix in on your desk. Your cubicle is so much cooler compared to mine
another corporate tuesday is so painfully real
Agreed, currently taking my lunch 🙈
@@haileyeremia6911samesies
@@boypantsy’all are allowed to have plants? 😢
The main different between melting and smelting is that whoever smelt it dealt it. Hope this helps!
😂
In Australia, (or Victoria at least) the governments make a section of their discussion that they air on the news saying that they officially grant Santa permission to enter the airspace, and they have a member of the air traffic control talk saying that they have already made contact with Santa to be able to establish him on the flight radars. It's actually so cute that they go to this effort
Omg I LOVE this! Do you know if there’s any clips of it online?
@@lindseyhendrix2405 I found one which is the Irish government (but is pretty much the same thing that ours was) th-cam.com/video/8iWC4Zf8AQg/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=TheIndependent . And one from our news th-cam.com/video/fLkILVPJ3C4/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=TODAY . hahaha love it
@@lindseyhendrix2405 I found an Irish Government clip (but pretty much the same) th-cam.com/users/shortsMKrlRFfjYcc And one from Australian news th-cam.com/video/2Uxmy_8p4c0/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=7NEWSAustralia !! so good
I NEED to see the Broski Nation Easter Story recreated “Drunk History” style
“Take the Morty and Pesto, and you’re gonna take your horse” I spit my water everywhere 😂
😂😂😂
Bitch when she said Key and Peel, I shouted at the ceiling some type of laugh I haven’t heard in years.
✨ horse marshmallow ✨
As someone who is not Christian, thank you for finally explaining Easter!!!! I finally get it!
agreed! informative af Madame President
“What’s the word infidel…no” GURL U WERE RIGHT THEREEEE
"Of course we know that the wise men brought,, frankenstein and myrrh" LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭
stone n mortar ✍️ mortar n pell ✍️ key n peel ✍️ mortie n pesto
She really gave Google a run for their money this episode 🤣💀 love you Brit!
This episode was the definition of an internet black hole 🕳 tangent where you end up with 30 new tabs that you'll never close, "just in case!" and you can't remember what started it. 😂😭
girl needs a google sponsor
Not our supreme leader coming up with the concept for, writing the script, and performing an entire SNL skit in the span of about 3 minutes, Lorne Micheals could never
I have been trying to find the skit! What it called?
Lorne doesn't write the scripts; the writers do. He also doesn't perform; the performers do. Lorne is just the big man behind the scenes.
You don't have to like SNL or Lorne, but please give credit to the amazing people who work diligently on that show. Some of the most incredible people got their start on SNL, whether they were cast or crew. I don't know where I would be today if Amy Poehler's career didn't skyrocket during her time on SNL! She is legitimately one of the bravest and funniest people I know! But I'll be damned if anyone credits Lorne for HER work!
@@nomoretwitterhandlesdamn ma is it that serious 😂😭😭‼️😩
🤣
and it was funnier than real snl too 😩
I love learning about Santa in March
Right?? At first, I thought I missed an episode from December lolol
“does god approve of rocky road” HAHAHAHAHH
"god friendly rocky road" BRITNEY ENOUGH LMFAO
Circling back to "what is in gelatin" broke my neck
HANDS OFF THE WHEEL GOING 60 MILES PER HOUR AT A TREE FOR MY QUEEN!!!
Not the balarke pfp 😭😼
only 60 mph? not fast enough. treason
@@sydney05 Real.
EYES CLOSED, FOCUSED
Holy hell 😂😂😂
“tender and mild…. dunked in honey bbq” I CANT 💀😭😭😭
This made me cry laughing
When I was kid my dad used to tell me that Santa was actually Jesus’s brother and I just believed that for the longest time
😂😂 I am sorry this is so funny to me !!!
LMAOOO BROTHERS
Audibly laughed every time you said “Frankenstein and merp”
4:08 what are the odds i’m trying to enjoy my bowl of lucky charms for breakfast and our supreme leader starts talking about gelatin
Literally lmao, I was having eggs and sausage and then it all went downhill
“Artie?…. Smash.” 30:54
I SPAT OUT MY TEA BECAUSE SHE’S RIGHT YALL
came looking for this comment, yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The highlight of my week when I get ready for class
I so enjoy watching Brittany frantically googling various questions and going wildly off topic every 5 minutes
I would love it if Brittany explored how Santa is so tied in to our culture because of how his character was used by Coca-Cola.
The fact that this isn’t a Christmas episode is crazy.
Brittany's build up to learning what NORAD stood for was pure comedic gold.
I had to watch this in three sessions and I literally came back to her learning about norad had me cryyyying. And then I started laughing cuz like, imagine her assigned agent looking at her search history and instead of being alarmed they know they'll just see why on the pod on Monday 😂😂😂
i don’t ever want guests on this show
“come sit on my lap, I’m sweatin’ and I’m drunk” as adults, many of you would fold
Not me yelling UNFAITHFUL for 20 mins as she searched for it
"infidel? no" like it's only a few letters from infidelity 😂😂 she was so close LMAOOO I loved that moment
12:00 screaming at my phone INFIDELITY 😭😭
Me screaming ADULTERY
Not me having an existential crisis thinking about how ‘infidel’ is decidedly not a term we use to denote someone guilty of ‘infidelity’ why is English the bane of my existence
RIGHT I’M SO UPSET
Right like she should be RIGHT, what the FUCK 😭
This is what I’m saying infidelity is the practice but what is the NOUN FOR SOME WHO PRACTICES INFIDELITY
@@BroskiReport Adulterer?
@@Labrecque-hmm yes but with the caveat that it only applies to people who are married and cheat (doesn’t apply to non-married couples haha)
18:55 the way this bit is funnier than anything SNL has done for the last 5 years
the infidelity bit gave me real life anxiety 😭
I don't need to get high if I can just listen to Brittany talk about Santa's involvement in Jan 6th
I will forever call kosher food "God friendly marshmallows" after this lmao
the way she connected santa to webkinz mining was beautiful 💅🏼
There are so many sentences said for the first time in history during this podcast “they got baby Jesus some truck nuts” LMFAO
“I don’t think that rumplestiltskin was alive yet”💀💀🤣🤣
BRITTNEY!! I grew up having a very german Christmas!! I loved it! We did most of the celebrations and presents in the evening. You would go to church first and learn about the birth story of christ. Then we we would a traditional dinner. And i’m germany it’s very common to have real candles on the tree. It’s the most magical christmas
truly the best
🎄 🎅 I've ways wanted to visit Germany or Austria during Christmas time. Go to a Christmas market and eat the most delicious food. Listen to the beautiful singing in the churches, it sounds so lovely! 😄
Can't believe the wise men brought Murr from impractical jokers to see baby Jesus
not me screaming “INFIDELITY!!” back at @ her like she can hear me lmfaooo
“Like in Minecraft, you can keep animals in a pen. Do that, but irl.” Lmfao that’s just a farm, queen
Webkinz was the shit. When you would beg your parents to take you to hallmark because that’s the only place they sold the plushies 😅
God we need a call in line bc I was SCREAMING “INFIDELITY” the entire time 😂😂
That would be such a good segment to the show!!
"Welcome to the curio shop hope you find what your lookin for" 🤣yesss
“tender and mild, dipped in honey barbecue” is going to stay with me all week thank you supreme leader
The reason I love Brittany’s brain is because she verbalizes everything I’ve ever thought/wondered about!!! We need to know if Santa has clearance!
the immediate jump into the lore of the easter bunny interrupting the resurrection of christ gave me whiplash
I’ve been watching Brittany since 7th grade I’m in 11th now and I watched her after I recovered from my wisdom teeth removal she’s been there for me for all of it. I love you brit
Brittany is my comfort person. Like I could be in a terrible mood and the solution is always to put on the Broski Report! WHAM IM CURED I'M HAPPY
0:06 I can already see the sunglasses & took a big sigh to prepare myself
brittany's podcast scratches my brain so nicely bc she googles things as she talks so I don't have to google it myself
"i need a boyfriend that's a doctor" lmao mama you could just see a doctor
i’ve been rewatching literally all these episodes because i’m ✨heartbroken✨ and she makes me feel better but this is my favorite episode of them all😂😂 it is so funny i laugh my ass off every goddamn time. i love this woman with every fiber of my being omfg
"jesus loves a bunny" I CANT BREATHE😭🤣
i love learning things with you president brittany!! cortisone vs collagen vs hydrocortisone vs gelatin!!! i'm living
y'all I took an eddy & got such a kick out of "morty and pesto" that I almost vommed
That part was too good
Brittany adamantly claiming she doesn’t have adhd is my Roman Empire
the wise men bringing frankenstein and murr from impractical jokers to the manger
Raised as a “southern baptist” and born on Easter (an Easter Baby if you will), I thank you for this rendition of the story that I will pass down to our future generations in the Haus of Broski 🙏🏼😂🐰
This episode absolutely slayed me. I grew up in the Catholic church (now removed) and I pissed myself at the idea of Door Dash pulling up to Jesus' tombò
"Christmas is coming, I know it's February"🤣
I absolutely love this podcast more than words to describe. It gives me a really comforting nostalgic feeling with how I find myself literally counting down the days & hours until every Tuesday 😭 it reminds me of when I was in middleschool and the very first thing I'd do when I got home is hop on my computer and check if any of my favorite youtubers uploaded a new video. I haven't been this excited to indulge in someones content in years and it makes me feel like I've gotten my spark back. Thank you, supreme leader 🙏🏻
The way that half of this was just word association fucking killed me! 😂
Frankenstein and Merp is very much giving Shully Gully and Mercy 😂😂😂
i’ve inherited brittany’s personality i’m addicted
Brittany as a geology student I have never been more honored for you to mention the USGS
13:55 I keep rewinding bc the truck nuts thing is KILLING MEEEEEE
First thing that comes to mind too lmaoo
never thought about peeps being included in the story of easter but here we are😂
officially my absolute favourite broski report so far
We as broski nation are actually the elves, serving for our monarch, and Santa Claus herself, Brittany broski.
Ireland every year makes a public declaration to allow Santa into Irish airspace in their House of Commons
as a polish catholic it's so fun to watch brittany discover who st. nicolas is and that baby jesus/angel are bringing gifts to us. in some regions it's also father frost! also we do celebrate st. nicolas on 6th of december! we get gifts then too! they're usually left near our beds cuz we put up christmas tree around 24th! i think the image of the old grandpa dressed in red has only been around for around 100 years lol
it depends on the region of poland tho, in my region santa brings the gifts
Watching the queen discover what gelatin is was magical 😂
19:30 petition for a full length Brittany Broski soft spoken ASMR video
me literally screaming “INFIEL” at my phone at 12:16 because I know she’s combining infidelity and the spanish word for unfaithful, hence her arrival at infidel 😭
If you think about it, Hozier is just Irish Jesus
my dad always told us his friend worked at norad and tracked santa and i never knew if he was lying or not
NORAD Santa tracker used to make me bawl as a kid because it feels oddly threatening and now I know why