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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ธ.ค. 2024
- Part 2: • Alien Girl Takes You T...
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Script: That was the worst engine stalling sound effect I've ever heard but in this case it works
Imagine being an alien smh couldn't be me
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*_i started imagining like 20 cloaked ships around earth bumping each other to pick up that one poor bastard who had to get out for some food_*
That’s hilarious, lmao
reminds me of subaru
NO NO NO
When i was abducted
I DROPPED MY CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!!!?
i find the concept of an abduction being part of a school project very amusing.
It's basically like finding some frog spawn, raising the frogs till they're able to fend for themselves then put them back in a pond or a forest.
@@TheBritishBozo bruh this falcon sucks
Kinda seems very dangerous for the students. We may be the weakest ape, but we are still physically dangerous. We have a 70 lbs bite force, and we are pretty strong, especially compared to a more tech reliant race like the greys or this girl. It's the equivalent of sending a high school kid out by themselves to capture and study wild chimps
I’m just thinking chaotic neutral thoughts
Her: Let me look at your epidermis.
Me: PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE MY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, MA'AM.
Birdie Senpai epidermis just means skin.
i consider my skin as an article of clothing good sir
Epidermis, not epididymis.
Alien when referring to my skin: "Very smooth..."
Me, who is covered in scars from both my job and hunting: *Visible confusion*
Bruh where do u work
@@aparanoidandroid8939 I'm a dishwasher, theyre mostly burn scars from boiling water and knives cutting me. The hunting scars are mostly from mis-setting traps and razor arrows/bolts scrapping my skin, but one came from my shotgun firing when my bicep was next to the extractor, the heat burned my arm.
@Just Cullen wow. All the “scars” I have are just stretch marks
@@aparanoidandroid8939 I mean, at least youre loosing weight, I hope.
@Just Cullen I guess 🤷🏽
Alien: Im sure earth will catch up to modern technology eventually.
Me: *laugh at statement* Take me with you.
Amen! I want off this rock!
I would like to be alive for that but were do busy doing other stuff
Aliens are probably about as modern as we are
Take me too please I would honestly like to test my chances😅😅
Me to. I want to go with you to.
Alien abduction ASMR...
The future is now old man!
Her: *is grumbling because her class sucks*
Me: *Laughing so hard I can barely breathe because she got screwed*
Her: *Tells me to bugger off*
Me: Fuck no, this is too much fun!
I am looking forward to a possible part 2 to this I like the personality of the alien girl she sounded funny I could feel for her having to do a project all by yourself when you group buggered off on you leaving you to do most of the work. Lol
"And finally your hair..."
Ma'am, that is one of the things that I rarely let people touch. do not touch my hair.
"It's soft"
You betrayed me
I’m gonna assume there is twist at some point.
Nope
Wayne Snow figured so
only that it's a school project.
megamike15 nah fam it was ghosts!!! Commy ghosts!!! There around always watching.
Lol
@@randallstrong9882 Lmao.
A haiku about aliens. Ahem:
They come from the stars
Such strange beings hiding in
That wild black yonder
Hehe would you believe me if I told you there are aliens
@@demon6582 Yeah why not
@@Althecor hehe idk
Tbh I think this is ur best one do far now
Wild…yonder…?
Nothing
Nothing can stop
The U.S. AIR FORRRRRRRCCCCEEEEEE
I guess you could say “she’s out of this world!”
This was actually quite the entertaining listen, the alien-in-college story is hillarious xD
I'd like to see more of this character, she's amusing.
Alien Abduction the future is now look out world
You deserve happiness and joy for everything you have done, thank you
I liked this. Wish it was longer though. A third of the video was calming me down. The research part is always interesting with how different everyone does it. Not enough first contact style alien abductions.
Awesome. Cool audio so far
Now this does put a smile on my face
Fun fact: playing dance music can help ward off mosquitoes
What kind? Can I play scatman?
@Athena’s Book Store skrillex and edm are the ones they tested.
STILLBORN CORPSE I see
Who tf figured this out?
Athena’s Book Store Specifically, they found playing Skrillex's Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites made mosquitos less likey to feed or reproduce while they heard it
Love to see a sequel!
Fake strikes me as a girl who says bruh
Excellent work as always!
Me: begging her to stay
Her: blushes then kicks me out
There easy way to start part 2
Hmm... I guess bad partners is a *universal* problem
Wait where are you going
Abduction? Eh, why not seems better than staying inside all day. Thanks Fake for the audio!
Plutonium
Are you telling that this ship is nuclear?!
yes
1:05 i feel like the yanderes are getting called out
"your eyes are a lovely color"
Me with very dark brown eyes: yes
You beat me again Obama
Yes
Very poggers
If this was a real sonario I would be calm. I also got some laughs out of this too, I’m a first time viewer and I will definitely be checking your stuff out! It’s amazing!
Pretty good video
OBAMA!! you may have won today, but next time I'LL BE FIRST!!
@Barack Obama Don't worry Obama..... I'll be... Back.
I'm watching chaos unfold
@@acevoltex what you're watching is a man loosing his sanity over a comment.
always has been
I like pineapples
"its not like i was gonna keep you foever. Who does that?"
Me:...
*Flashback to the area 51*
Me:... I swear we are not the rasists.
Her:...?
I can relate to her I had a project once and my group had slacked off so I had to pick it up, I wonder if she’s on the way to studying the human culture it’s rather interesting.
You beat me Obama and once again thanks Fake this was great 👍🏼 loved it
Hope this story continues
As always, I want a part 2 lol
Tsundere alien girl def needs to return
No Probes
No Probes
I'm straight
😂🤣😂
Plot twist: I'm a Cerbrocrustian that has been abducted in the middle of an experiment. I was in the middle of dissecting a Vladt.
Ever just wake up and there's a new Fake vid? I just did
Her: it's not like I'd keep you forever, who would do that?
Me: a number of people on my planet.
Why is no one talking about how she speaks English?
*aLiEnS*
WenegadeX
I mean if they've been observing earth to the point where people do it as school assignments I'd assume they'd have translated at least a few human languages.
I slept through this, i lost but mark my words fishy.
Me: leaves spaceship. "Wait they're gonna be here for a day or so. So maybe I can learn some stuff from them." Goes back in.
Fake: looks up. "What are you doing her."
Me: walks up. "Observing, what about you?"
Fake: "I'm trying to fix this dang engine core. Now go home."
Me: "but I don't want to go home, I want to learn everything I can about you and your space ship while your here."
Fake: "yep I'm definitely going to jail for this."
Me: "oh come on. I'm not gonna tell anyone and even if I did no one would believe me."
Fake: "Fine do what ever just don't get in my way."
Two days later.
Fake: "ok I fixed the engine core, now you got to go." Starts pushing me out the door.
Me: "Aww but I don't want to go. It's so boring here and you're fun and exciting."
Fake: "Well to bad because If anyone finds out that you know about me we'll both be in trouble." Finishes pushing me out the door. "Stand back so I don't burn you." Closes the door and starts the engine.
Me: Steps back and waves watching as Fake leaves earth. Walks back home and pulls out an aline computer from my bag. "With this computer I can use these blue prints and notes to make my own space ship. Plus this translator to read the blue prints." Yawns. "But first bed time." Goes to sleep.
Fake: looks around the ship. "Wait a second. WHERE'S MY LAPTOP?!"
Alien Antenas be like : brrrr
Day 1 of asking Fake for a part 2 of this.
FBI just released more UFO stuff and now this!!!!
Dont discriminate against my two arms
Alien: *abducts me*
Me: so you have chosen...death.
SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN...DOOM
now this was what was in area 51
aw man should've stormed it
Good thing she said epidermis, because if she said epididymis, I'd try to fight her. Don't get me wrong. I like aliens as much as the next human, but we just met.
"Randoz"..!!??
Lmfao
And Im cool with it right ?
I would be very chill, much like the yandere but the listener doesnt care
Ps. Part2?
Same
Pictures of me while sleeping
uh oh
imma need to see them there photos pal
I sense there is a series afoot!
It appears you've got feedback from the retro stabilizers going straight *knocks pipes* into the heat converters.
So basically what I saying is RUN
OH, because if there is one thing shouldn’t have done, you shouldn’t have let me push all those buttons.
Im gonna have horrible ptsd after this
i’m in a quest to comment on every video on youtube
Godspeed my good sir!!
Life advice for both on and off planet. Never take an elective cause you think it looks easy, it never is easy
I guess alien group projects are the same as human ones.
Duck zanz, me and my homies denounce zanz
I will not tolerate this, return me to comrades, we had a drinking contest and I was winning, or I will start insulting you
What's with Fake posting while I'm listening to my absolute favorite songs
Hey Fake love your content quik question can we get a part 2 where we help her to find the missing parts and she stays at our home antil her ship is repaired?
In all honesty, I'd give comply and actually help her with her studies(I suck at biology tho💀)
I sense a pattern
me personally would just go back to sleep
group projects are the same matter where you go.
Please tell me there's more on the way *activate puppy eyes* 🙂
Me confused: WHY I HAVE NO PANTS...who are you and wheres my pants
Chains is in a pickle
"You're eyes are a lovely color"
Yes they are golden because I don't feel like I'm in danger (among other things). In short, my eyes change color depending on my mood.
The balls of our character to ask a FRICKING women alien if their gonna probe us
Alien girl its not like I am going to keep you forever who would do that?
Us the Asmr listeners all having flashbacks to other stories were we are abducted and kept forever lol 😆
Her: wait when did you lite a cigar
Me: just now
Her: what is that
Me: pet demon
I am legitimately offended she didn't want to know about my culture.
Zan OR ZIM!
"I AM ZIM!!!!"
No probing means no fun!
Mmmm I Sense There will be a part 2 but for how long no idea
Ah dangit not again
Part 2 pls
Hey anybody know if yu gi oh is worth watching i really want to watch but after SAO and i feel betrayed and now i want a minimum of 100 people's opinion so i can you please telll me your opinion
While my sisters exboyfriend would say its good.
That's the one of a kind all carbon p1 owned by a man named Manny, oh how I wish I had that care
I take all that back that's just matte black
I don't understand why the alien didn't ask questions from human after take photos of the person sleeping in order to complete the school project a lot quicker.
So is there more
Make a sequel
Wait so this is where I ended up after all the yanderes?, could be worse
Gonna ignore this has a similar story of a Disney/Pixar short
Lol i use to have friend named xan
I mean, I kept trying to crack jokes and joe mama's but guess they were in a bad mood
Bonjour. Je m'appelle Dante Hasselhoff. J'habite à Paris, France. (Translation: Hello. My name is Dante Hasselhoff. I live in Paris, France)
Ohoho I am so grabbing every thing on this ship before leaving, even that sex toy looking thing, oh it's an actual sex toy, I'm still taking it !
Santa. Asrm
I can’t see my comment so I comment to this again
Ohh no I have been abducted
Honeycomb
i need a followup vid lol
The lack of blooper clips at the end of the video is disturbing
Thanos kid